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Executive Disorders [1]

['Dan K', 'Al Dorado', 'Greg Dworkin', 'News Corpse']

Date: 2026-08-15  

Trump is of the opinion that he can do whatever he wants via an executive order Including things that are not even under executive jurisdiction. For example changing Vaccine Recommendations or eliminating voting by mail. He is also known to issue executive orders that are very profitable to him and his family.

And now Trump is considering a new set of executive orders to deal with some current issues plaguing his administration.

To address food and morale problems in the military Trump is issuing an executive order to make McDonald’s the sole provider of all meals on ships and military bases. Trump has purchased a quarter million shares of McDonald’s stock just prior to announcing this order. “At last our troops will get well rounded meals. Egg McMuffin for breakfast, Big Mac for lunch, and a choice of Chicken tenders or grilled chicken sandwich for dinner. As part of this agreement, secretary Hegseth has asked if the French Fry recipe could be modified to include testosterone in the cooking oil.

in another executive order Trump is requiring that anyone who cannot pass a cognitive test is banned from voting. Starting with the 2028 elections all polling volunteers will present the voter with five words. The voting machine will be locked until the voter enters the five words on the keyboard. Trump feels that if he has to pass such a difficult test than why shouldn’t voters have to be as intelligent as him.

a Third executive order that he is issuing involves naming rights. From now on any construction project that gets even a dollar from the federal government must bear the Trump name, Every airport, road, military base, school, museum, must include Trump in the name. It could be Donald, Eric, Don Jr, Ivanka or Barren Trump. But Tiffany and Melania are not acceptable.

And he is adding to the executive order to make Daylight Savings time permanent on order to make the year 364 days and every 7th year 371 days. This will make the number of days in the year always divisible by 7. Thus Christmas and all holidayswill fall on the same day of the week every year. It will save the government millions of dollars by not having to print new calendars every year and make it easier to remember what day a holiday falls on.

And his last new executive order states that Presidents are allowed to bet on the outcome of events even after they occur and allow them to trade on inside information. Said Trump, ‘If you can’t make a fortune by being President, it isn’t worth the cost and the headaches that come with the job”

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