(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . The Kitchen Table Cycle [1] ['Barry Deutsch', 'Citizen Earth', 'Greg Dworkin'] Date: 2026-06-08 B. Deutsch, patreon.com/barry I don’t have a cartoon syndicate and I’m not in newspapers. But I get to do this for a living because lots of readers support my Patreon with mostly small pledges! I also have prints and books for sale. TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has three panels, arranged in a circle, with arrows pointing clockwise leading from one panel to the next. In the middle of the circle is a large caption saying “The Kitchen Table Cycle.” UPPER LEFT PANEL This panel shows a smartphone. On the smartphone screen, an angry man wearing a suit and tie is talking. MAN: The only thing the Democratic candidate ever talks about is trans issues! Trans trans trans! An arrow leads from this to the LOWER RIGHT PANEL Three Democrats sit in a treehouse; a sign on the treehouse says “Democrat Strategy Meeting (No progressives allowed). One of them is speaking. SPEAKER: The pundits say we lost by talking too much about “identity politics.” Next time, our candidate has to be a centrist who only talks about kitchen table issues! An arrow leads from this to the LOWER LEFT PANEL A politician stands behind a podium giving a speech. CANDIDATE: As your Democratic candidate, let me just say: Kitchen table! Kitchen Table! Kitchen Table! An arrow leads from this back to the upper left panel with the cellphone. CHICKEN FAT WATCH “Chicken fat” is old-fashioned cartoonist speak for little extras in the cartoon. UPPER LEFT PANEL: The Fox News logo says “Cur Fews. Go to bed.” The chyron says “Democrats hate all puppies” and the second chyron says “New science proves: everything is still Biden’s fault.” Below the Fox News screen, there are six thumbnails leading to suggested videos. The thumbnail captions read: Owned! Crushed! Cooked! Demolished! Murderized! And then, in smaller letters, “I attempted to refute their position with persuasive arguments.” LOWER RIGHT PANEL: The treehouse is modeled after the treehouse in my favorite comic strip of all time, “Calvin and Hobbes.” There’s a hole in the tree trunk; in the hole is a giant rat wearing a top hat and bow tie. LOWER LEFT PANEL: The seal on the front of the podium has a picture of Sam the Eagle from the Muppets (it’s a little hard to make out because of the foreshortening, alas). The paper lying on the podium says “Tiny print no one reads.” [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/6/8/800052168/community/the-kitchen-table-cycle/ Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/