(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Dozy Donnie, Let Me Help [1] ['View Profile', 'News Corpse', 'Greg Dworkin', 'The Marti'] Date: 2026-05-11 Donnie fell asleep again. Right in the middle of MAHA lauding reducing maternal death rates. News so exciting he was wide awake to celebrate it! That face droop is so bad you almost can see the drool forming. That’s a really really long blink. My Dad used to say that he was checking his eyelids for holes. I have a friend who didn’t believe in Satan until Donald Trump, because she believes that a pact with the devil is the only way he could reach his 80s the way he eats and lives. And we’re “under babied” Dr. Oz? Maybe we’re overburdened by the Epstein class. And don’t think the rest of the world hasn’t noticed: Trump appears to fall asleep again at Oval Office event as video sparks health concerns; watch – Hindustan Times It’s obvious that hamberder boy is not getting enough sleep at night and it’s showing. ‘We work on Trump time’: White House reveals the secret behind Trump’s late-night routine So everyone’s awake?! Forget about a designated survivor, do you have a designated sleeper? I don’t want some sleep deprived resident working on me in the Emergency Department, and I definitely don’t want a sleep deprived 80 year old with his finger on the button. You know both sleep deprivation AND dementia can cause hallucinations (maybe that explains all his “meetings” with the Iranians) But hey, in the spirit of bipartisanship let me help Donnie get some sleep. I mean it’s the least I can do since his presidency has caused me to loose sleep. Now, I often play adult lullabies to get to sleep. I think Donnie Small Hands will enjoy these. Enya also helps I could also suggest that you could use the Scrooge McDuck method to sleep and start counting your money. I hear it’s better than counting sheep. (that’s why crypto will never be as big, you can’t roll around in it) Of course you could just up your dose of “No Doz.” Ignore all those stories from those of us who stayed up all night studying then used No Doz to stay away for the exam. Your Prez with a great physiology, you van handle it! Or you could go in the opposite direction and cut off all caffeine. Doctors say that cutting caffeine can get you more quality sleep. Have your diet coke button summon diet caffeine free coke instead. I mean it’s right up your alley, the box is gold, the can is gold. Perfect match! But maybe that’s it! The lack of quality sleep. I suppose it’s really chilly on the other side of the bed. You might need a plushy. My granddaughter recommends Squishmallows. I really don’t know why you haven’t capitalized on this trend and made a squishmallow of yourself. Lots of little girl MAGAs will want to expand their collection and they will bug their parents. Forget about all the pedo rumors, this won’t help hurt you there. Considering your long rumored prowess (shorter than anyone else’s mushroom shaped prowess), I don’t know why you haven’t gone into the doll market, and I mean a certain doll market. Look at all your fans with the Mar-a-lago face! If they are willing to do that to themselves imagine how over joyed they’d be sliding down an exact replica of your (Trump’s) mushroom. I mean that right there should put you to sleep. It seems to every other male on earth. And if you depart this mortal realm whilst in the act, what a sweet way to go. You’ll be the envy of MAGA men everywhere in the realm country. This is legacy stuff right here! I mean narcissist since time immemorial have wanted to do themselves and you will get to! If nothing helps you sleep then we’ll bring out the big guns , stuff, what I call Rip Van Winkle. And if it works for you, you can come out with your own cannabis/melatonin mix and make even more money. I really don’t think you’ve thought all this through and how much more money you can make. Come one there’s still MAGA pockets to pick! [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/5/11/800037113/community/dozy-donnie/ Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/