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Cannon [1]

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Date: 2026-04-01  

Evenin’ everbody

I cain’t count

the number

of times in the

course of the day

I’ve said to myself

“I need me a cannon”

Totin’ a cannon ‘round

is danged inconvenient

and tends to confuse

people that you

meet so I had

an idea come

upon me the way

that idea sometimes

do; the pocket cannon.

I expect this to catch

on purty big so if

any of my feller

Kossacks want to

invest I’m givin’ all

y’all a chance to git

in upon the proverbial

ground floor. Cash money,

hot checks, canned goods,

old clothes, high quality

cat food, or worthless

IOUs will be OK

as payment.

A Pocket Cannon

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