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Once again, Grandpa Pudding Brains performs his happy endings dance [1]

['Jason Weisberger']

Date: 2026-01-06  

Convicted felon Donald Trump pantomimed manually pleasuring Congress after ninety minutes of unhinged and disconnected rambling.

That the Republican members of the House sit through this garbage and still stand by their man is incredible. These performances are really uncomfortable and likely signs of severe mental degeneration, yet the folks responsible for reigning him in are just going to let it all slide. What exactly is the Orange Menace trying to express here? The still image is unbelievable, and the actual video is inexplicable.

After such a wonderful speech before the ultra-slim Republican congressional majority, Jeffrey Epstein's friend Donald did his happy dance:

We are lost as a nation.

Previously:

• Grandpa Pudding Brains' windmill fixation once again embarrasses

• Grandpa Pudding Brains taking credit for the English language

• Grandpa Pudding Brains' impossible promise on drug prices and other flubs

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