(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . PRESIDENT TRUMP’S NEW MAP SOLVES IMMIGRATION CRISIS!!! MAKES EVERYONE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!! [1] ['Side Pocket', 'Blue Boomer'] Date: 2026-09-13 Only a stable Genius like President Trump could accomplish with a map and some crayons what Congress, previous dum dum presidents, courts and immigration reformers have failed to accomplish for decades. By extending the United States across Mexico, Canada, Greenland and assorted points south, the President has devised an elegantly simple solution to illegal immigration: Make everybody a US Citizen. WOW! His teacher, Mrs. Wiles, points out one minor complication. If Haiti is now part of the United States, deporting Haitians from the United States to Haiti becomes no deportation at all. Instead it is a socialist policy providing free transportation from one part of the United States to another. Sometimes our little pacifier in chief doesn’t think things through. But that is why we love him! Why dwell on technicalities when the President doesn’t? The economic possibilities are enormous. ICE would return to its former size. With millions of undocumented immigrants transformed by presidential cartography into newly minted Americans, the demand for mass detention and deportation collapses. Detention facilities would be consolidated or closed, while the remaining agency workforce could devote its time to proper training and vetting and to resolving outstanding complaints, questionable arrests and more pressing internal criminal legal matters. There is real money involved: GAO reported in June that ICE’s huge Camp East Montana facility was contracted to provide services for 5,000 detainees even though it held only about 1,600 at the end of February. ICE nevertheless continued paying for meals for 5,000 people, spending about $7.1 million for meals it didn’t need between October 1 and March 12. Our newest Americans can go home. So can the caterers. Sanctuary cities retire their signs. Why protect our newest citizens when the President has just eliminated their immigration status by making their countries part of the United States. Brilliant! Then there is the labor shortage. America’s new citizens are already disproportionately represented in exactly the kinds of occupations where their disappearance would be noticed. In 2025, foreign-born workers were considerably more likely than native-born workers to work in construction, natural-resources and maintenance occupations, as well as production, transportation and service work. They don’t need to be rounded up. They need W-2s. Think about the deficit benefit!! A 2026 Cato Institute study, based on an updated National Academies fiscal model, estimates that immigrants paid $10.6 trillion more in federal, state and local taxes than the government spent on them between 1994 and 2023. When reduced government borrowing and interest are included, Cato calculates a cumulative fiscal benefit of $14.5 trillion. Cato further estimates a $6.6 trillion fiscal surplus for state and local governments over the period. Those are Cato’s estimates and its methodology has critics, but the argument that immigrants have simply been a drain on taxpayers is now moot. With that new revenue President Trump delivers on his promise to cut the deficit!! But wait! There’s more….. The President’s map produces an enormous windfall for the states. More workers. More consumers. More taxpayers. More construction. More production. More people available for health-care support and the other industries already employing substantial numbers of foreign-born workers, now employ Americans! All those visas and filing? Ha! Recycle the paper. Clear the government servers. Win win! But what about the wall? Who needs a Rio Grande wall when Mexico has become our 52nd state—or 53rd, or 61st; the President’s crayons have not yet resolved the constitutional details. Construction can stop immediately. The Rio Grande valley returns to what it was as we Make America Great Again! Fish and Wildlife Service planning documents warned that Rio Grande wall construction could require wide-scale brush clearing and affect wildlife refuges, parks, private property and public access to the river. Well not anymore! Problem eliminated! What about Job loss when the border wall is no longer needed? Forget about it, because we’ll recycle the workers and materials to build windmills. Our 51st-through-whateverth states, along with the boring old lower 48, can finally compete with Texas to become the renewable-energy nation’s leader. Texas already surpassed California in utility-scale solar capacity, and EIA says much of America’s continuing solar expansion is occurring there. Wind and solar together supplied a record 17% of U.S. utility-scale electricity in 2025. The electricity can help power the President’s expanding data centers. And who will build, wire, cool, maintain and operate all those data centers? The enormous new American workforce the President just created. Prosperity for everyone. A chicken in every pot. Pot for every chicken. And 2 cellphones for every pocket. With a stroke of his mighty crayon, President Trump’s new map has solved the immigration crisis, eliminated the need for sanctuary cities, reduced ICE’s workload, allowed detention centers to close, enlarged the tax base, supplied workers to critical industries, preserved portions of the Rio Grande, eliminated the need for additional border walls, created raw material for renewable-energy projects, increased electrical generation and supplied both the power and workforce required for America’s expanding data-center industry. President Trump might not like that his border wall has been turned into windmills but if they power data centers mining bit coin under his control? PROBLEM SOLVED!!! 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