(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Executive Time [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2026-03-28 Trump interview with the lying press on any weekend. You know I get so much done on these great trips to Mar-a-Lago over the weekend. I’m undoubtedly the most efficient President you’ve ever had. Take the plane trip down, for instance. I get to point out to the female reporters on the plane how they are looking. They all really appreciate it. They know I’m the best judge of beauty. I’ve been in a lot of dressing rooms for beauty pageants and I know a good body when I see one. Once I get to the club I get so much done. I like to start Friday night with a great meal at the club, probably the best meal anywhere in the world. I can get advice on policy from any of the club members. They just come over and say “Sir, you are looking so great tonight. I think we should deport more of the worst of the worst. I can’t stand those uppity five year old kids. Do something about it.” The babes giving this advice all have such great lips and those flag design dresses almost make me cry. In addition sometimes we have top secret meetings right at the dinner table to plan the war or excursion or whatever it is that we won on day one. I’m getting a little tired of Iran and ready to invade Cuba whenever little Marco is ready. After dinner I like to catch up on everything that I need to know by watching FoxNews. They are so perfect. You can get really great people for the administration from their staff. After I watch for a while I send out orders on Truth Social. That’s so efficient. Only your favorite president has ever been efficient enough to do that. On Saturday while I’m getting ready to win the club championship I like to get my daily intelligence briefing. We usually get that started about noon so I can get in a good work day. I really appreciate making it short with lots of pictures and especially pictures of things blowing up. Then I know all I need to know. I get out on my course and play some great golf. I usually beat whomever I play with. Isn’t that strange? While playing I can get on my phone with almost anyone and make great use of my time or issue some Truth Social orders. After golf I get back to the club house. There is usually some sort of award or trophy waiting for me. You know I stopped eight wars already. It’s just amazing what I can do with one short phone call. Your favorite president is always on the job. I’m so efficient. I was so mad that Obama played golf every two weeks or so at that government’s course close to the White House. What a waste of his time and the expense of going all the way to that course. Don’t even get me started about Biden’s costly trips all the way to Delaware. I bet he didn’t even watch FoxNews on the train. When my Saturday golf date is over I’m ready for some more executive time. Once again I can watch tv, have a classified dinner at the club, get advice from members, and send out orders. The best part is these trips cost almost nothing. I pay for it all myself. If you want to help your favorite president with these expenses we have Trump 2028 hats, Malania meme coins, signed bibles,MAGA hats, and Trump wine all for sale in the White House gift shop. I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. Sundays are even more efficient. I get to travel on Air Force One where everyone calls me “sir”. I get so much done on the plane back . I check to see if the female reporters are adhering to my beauty advice and I can tell them what questions are terrible. They’re so dumb they don’t know. I doubt any other president has ever made such use of his time. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/3/28/2375248/-Executive-Time?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/