(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Kitchen Table Kibitzing 8/30/25 [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2025-08-30 I’ve been working on a new venture and am almost ready to head to sandhill road with my hat out. AI is the future. According to the experts we are mere months away from it reaching a point at which it will destroy the human race. Pretty sure that is what encouraged investors to dump billions into the scheme. And it appears even if AI never really delivers on its proponents’ promises (think full self-driving cars), it may succeed at killing us thru its water and power consumption. Heck, apparently ChatGPT will even help us write our own collective suicide note. So thoughtful. Watching musk’s grok bot use enough energy to power a small country to develop its “thoughts” on the Jewish people, I had an epiphany. Chat”GTP”!! While other chatbots require huge data centers to process the entire contents of the internet to steal their thoughts, Chat”GTP” would only require a small laptop to contain everything I’ve ever posted to the internet. Chat”GTP” would be more consistent too. grok must sift thru many thousands of nazis’ accounts, which sometimes leads to conflicted responses for questions like, “is elon a good or bad nazi?” Not all nazis agree. Chat”GTP” having to only search my limited content would always respond the same… all nazis are bad, thus elon is bad. Also, Chat”GTP” is smarter, it would know glue could not keep the cheese from sliding off your pizza. Glue does not bond to cheese, the obvious answer is staples. Here a couple more Chat”GTP responses from our beta testing: user: How do I keep my pipes from clogging? Chat”GTP”: More fiber in your diet would help. user: I’m a 3rd grade teacher. How should I deal with my unruly students? Chat”GTP”: Two margaritas before class should solve this problem. It will not change your students’ behavior but you just won’t care. Co-workers and teachers are now leery when they receive your emails and reports, “was this written by AI?” With the poor grammar and numerous typos they will be convinced it was written by a real human. Pretty sure I can get this done for under a billion. Considering the 100’s of billions they are flushing down the toilet on those other crapbots, this could save investors enough to feed the starving. LOL… just kidding, they could buy more yachts. anyway...some shots from the last couple weeks… remembrance thinking about the utter crap with which I fill my mind and wonders... [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/8/30/2341080/-Kitchen-Table-Kibitzing-8-30-25?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/