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I IS HEALED! [1]

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Date: 2025-08-12  

Dear brothers and sisters, and the intersexed,

I am here to testify to the sweet embrace of his Noodly Appendages and their healing properties.

For I have been touched. Touched, I tell you by the cold, but soft, wiggle of his healing appendage.

For 5 years I have battled an open wound on my leg, that refused to heal.

The lesion that is no more after being touched by His Noodly Appendage

But now, wonders of wonders my leg is HEALED!

Can I get a “RAmen?!”

Who says gluten is bad (well my fibromyalgia does, but that’s besides the point)

FSM is a GOD!

The hole in my leg that is no more after being touched by His Noodly Appendage

Just look at the size of his meaty balls on either side of his Noodly Appendages.

Multi servicing, no waiting!

Proving that good things CAN come in limp packages.

As I wait for my holy clothes of armor, a pirate suit, and I learn to speak the sacred tongue; “Ar! Ye maties! Baton down the hatches and pass me the rum!”

I think that’s right. It’s still early days.

But I am healed! And am so looking forward to SWIMMING AGAIN (It’s hard to take your Denver based granddaughter to a Massachusetts beach and just get to watch her)

To aid in the healing, to increase my protein intake to aid in healing I have returned to taking spirulina. That’s blue-green algae that is safe for humans and animals, for you land lubbers.

While I work daily to increase my stamina (because after 5 years I have none) I am learning the holy songs of sea shanties. And teaching my cats that a parrot is NOT food.

Celebrate with me!

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RAmen!

(Thanks to the team at the wound care center in south eastern MA I went to and who put up with me all these years)

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