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Name the Shooter [1]

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Date: 2024-12-08  

As we are all aware, the shooter of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has not been caught.

As we are also aware, “The shooter of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson,” is kind of a mouthful, so we need a nickname.

As those of us who grew up in the Pacific Northwest know, the individual who engaged in the only successful hijacking in the US never used the name “D.B. Cooper” for his tickets, he used “Dan Cooper.” (Also, we all had theories as to his identity. Mine is that he worked at Tektronix)

Well, I got this text from my son, Charlie: (He does standup on the weekends, and this is his developing a bit)

Here's 4 things we know about, "The Adjuster," the person who shot UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson: 1. He can bench press the entire weight of America's sorrow. 2. He is an advocate for quality mass transit. 3. He rescued my cat from a tree in 2019. 4. He knows the names of every barista at his favorite cafe and they're always happy to see him.

He needs a nickname, and I am not sure if, “The Adjuster,” is the right one.

Suggestions in the comments please.

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