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THE MAGA MANIFESTO [1]

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Date: 2024-11-23  

THE MAGA MANIFESTO

I do not have a uterus, so I am not concerned about reproductive rights

My skin ain’t black or brown, meaning I can live in any location I choose

I won’t get shot on sight for walkin’ through other folks’ neighborhoods

Yet, I can feel free to shoot any undesirables that may wander into mine

I can hide behind the Bible, while desecrating both the Torah and Qur’an

Violent crime is on the rise, so the only solution is a good guy with a gun

Public schools are a menace, because the kids might get the wrong idea

About one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for ALL

Don’t ask ME to be my brother’s keeper, it’s not my fault that he is poor

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, where only the fittest should survive

It doesn’t matter how I got it; the fact is, I already got mine so f*** you

Owning the libs is only hurting myself but I don’t care...cuz America First

Blood and Soil and slogans like that, are proudly displayed on my red hat

Alternative facts are preferable to what the globalists feed to those sheeple

My right to free speech means I can say whatever I want about anybody

And the cancel out every single gay, woke words they might utter about me

They will have no choice but to surrender and must be forced to remember

I am a white, Christian (when convenient), hetero-sexual (ditto on convenience)

Self-made, proud, patriotic, REAL AMERICAN who deserves everyone’s respect

And I DEMAND to always be first in line, rightly ahead of the proletariat like you

Or I will scream and holler and stamp my feet, and hold my breath until I turn blue

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