(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Fox News Presidential Jeopardy! (GameShow) [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-11-08 Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum as co-hosts. Bret: I'm Bret Baier, and this is Martha MacCallum and we're the hosts for tonight's gameshow. The rules have been agreed to by both parties. Since we will ask loaded questions of Vice-President Harris and softball questions of President Trump, there will be no fact checking. Each participant gets 30 seconds to respond unless President Trump rambles on longer. When the time is up, an airhorn will blast. An annoying buzzer will sound whenever we don't like your answer, except maybe when it's President Trump. Are you both ready? Trump: Yes. Kamala: Yes. Bret: You first President Trump. Trump: I'll take stupid economic policies for $500. Bret: The answer is: It's a disguised sales tax on everything. Trump: I know that one, I know that one. It's everything Biden has done causing inflation. (buzzer) Bret: Sorry, the answer was what are tariffs? Tariffs. Trump: But that's my policy. We're going to take in numbers like nobody has ever seen before. Martha: Vice-President Harris? Kamala: I'll take racism for $300. Martha: The answer is: A social media media platform that spreads misinformation, racism, and antisemitism. Kamala: What is X, formerly called Twitter, now owned by Elon Musk? (buzzer) Martha: While that is correct, we were looking for what is Truth Social? Truth Social. Bret: President Trump? Trump: I'll take nuclear weapons for $500. Bret: The answer is: Planes, submarines and land based. Trump: What is, um, I've got the codes to them? (buzzer) Bret: No, we were looking for was what is the nuclear triad? Triad. Trump: I got the codes to them last time. Martha: Vice-President Harris? Kamala: I'll take health crises for $500. Martha: The answer is: Donald Trump. Kamala: Who is a president that caused thousands to die because of inaction? Martha: You are correct! The total stands at $0 for President Trump and $500 for Vice-President Harris. Bret: Your turn Mr. President. Trump: I'll take a stupid border policies for $400. Bret: The answer is: Shooting illegal migrants in the leg. Trump: What will I authorize the military and the National Guard to do? Bret: You got that one correct! Martha: Vice-President Harris? Kamala: I'll take World War III for $200. Martha: The answer is: Ukraine, Russia, Poland. Kamala: What happens if we stop aid to Ukraine, Russia wins and then invades Poland and NATO article 5 has to be enforced? (buzzer) Martha: No, I'm sorry. We were looking for what countries is Donald Trump trying to building hotels in to keep us out of trouble. Bret: President Trump? Trump: I'll take abortions for $100. Bret: The answer is: An advanced country that makes it nearly impossible for women to get health care. Trump: What is France? (buzzer) Bret: The question is what is the United States? Martha: Madame Vice-President? Kamala: Bad Ideas for $400. Martha: The answer is: Presidential immunity. Kamala: What decision did the Supreme Court make that have baffled legal scholars and is unconstitutional? (buzzer) Martha: No. The question was, how did President Trump keep out of prison for a vast range of crimes? Maybe yours is a right question, but we're determined not to be fair. Bret: President Trump? Your turn. Trump: Palestinians for $200. Bret: The answer is: College students. Trump: Who should be expelled and jailed for protesting the war in Gaza? Bret: That was too easy for you. Martha: Your turn VP Harris. Kamala: Stable genius for $500. Martha: The answer is: Cognitive decline, rambling and inability to face reality. Kamala: What are signs that the 25th Amendment should be used? Martha: Good enough. Bret: Mr. President? Trump: I'll take bad ideas for $500. Bret: The answer is: JD Vance. Trump: Who made up the story about eating pets? (buzzer) Bret: Close. But it is, who is the worst vice-presidential candidate in history? Trump: That's a nasty thing to say. Bret: We're supposed to be impartial and we can't protect you from your own choices. Martha: Madame VP? Kamala: Military for $300. Martha: The answer is: Suckers, losers and what's in it for them. Kamala: What things did Donald Trump say about our armed forces while Commander In Chief? Martha: That was too easy. (airhorn blasts) Martha: That means it's time for Double Jeopardy! Get ready with your slates to write down your question. Bret: Your answer is: Soldiers shoulders, toy boat, unique New York, truly rural, comical economists. (Jeopady interlude music) Bret: All right. Let's see what you've got Mr. President. You wrote: I haven't any idea. (buzzer) Bret: I'm sorry, that isn't it, and it wasn't stated as a question. Vice President Harris? Ah, you wrote: What are two word tongue twisters Donald Trump couldn't even say when he had a brain. That's correct! You're our new champion! Stay tuned for the next edition of Presidential Jeopardy, followed by Presidential Who Do You Trust? Martha: No animals were harmed in this production. Jeopardy is licensed from NBC where the next Presidential Debate won't be held because Donald Trump chickened out. (fade to black) [END] --- [1] Url: https://dailykos.com/stories/2024/11/8/2284583/-Fox-News-Presidential-Jeopardy-GameShow?pm_campaign=front_page&pm_source=more_community&pm_medium=web Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/