(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Trump is NOT my daddy [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.'] Date: 2024-10-24 Tucker says when Trump is elected it will be like “Daddy comes home!” And . . . And, just like in many homes, hopefully fewer than when I grew up, when daddy comes home punishments for the naughty children will begin. Tucker Carlson then tells us what kind of porn he likes. Dad comes home and he’s pissed and he’s disappointed in his children. Your 15 year old hormone addled 15 year old daughter has misbehaved, and he says you’ve been a bad girl and “you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now.” x YouTube Video Hear the excitement in his voice? I’m surprised they didn’t have to wipe down the lectern before anyone else spoke. Well ffff . . . . . Tucker. I’ve had a father and while he wasn’t perfect he was a long sight better than that orange sphincter head. And he didn’t like Trump either, he’d shake his head in disbelief that Trump thought/thinks he’s the originator of the phrase “priming the pump.” I have never called anyone, not boyfriends, not husbands, or anyone else besides my Dad, “Daddy,” Not to kink shame but it seems a bit incestuous to me to call the person you are having sexual relations with “daddy.” But to each his/her/their own. You just know while Tucker is lecturing everyone on family values his bedside table and DVD player/streaming service has titles like this watched/read or waiting to be: these titles came from Good Reads and Amazon Does Tucker get off looking through BDSM catalogs looking for new paddles, the way that boys (and girls) from my generation got off looking at underwear models in the newest Sears catalog? “For Valentines Day this paddle with the heart shape hole is perfect” I mean the only thing this accomplished for me was to make Trump all the more unlikable and Tucker all the more creepy, and I thought we had hit prime creepiness with him. It goes to show that there’s always room for improvement. Time and place Tucker. Time and place.