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TIM TIP #1: WATCH GOVERNOR WALZ EXPLAIN THE NEW KICKOFF RULES [1]

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Date: 2024-09-08  

Fresh off reminding Americans to clean your gutters, followed by showing us how a normal VP candidate buys donuts, Governor Walz finally delivers his most useful PSA yet:

Explaining the new NFL kickoff rules.

Watch the new ad right…

Wait, what?

The Harris-Walz campaign _hasn’t_ released this yet?

WHY?!?!?

With the US on the verge of electing the first true man-of-the-people Vice President - with no law degree and a history of perfectly normal homeownership - in at least a half-century, we, the people, NEED more PSAs.

And what could be more American right now than explaining the weirdest twist of the new NFL season?

WATCH THIS SPACE for the link to the first of what hopefully will be weekly Tim Tips – 30 second explainers to give more practical advice to the American people than anything ever offered by the other side.

First, the NFL kickoff rules.

Then, let’s hear about basic homeownership tips, like:

Changing Your Furnace Filter

Buying a Quality Rake

Testing Your Smoke Detector Batteries

Other fall favorites:

Grilling while Tailgating

Apple-Picking for Beginners

Buying Good Halloween Candy

And, of course:

Checking Your Voter Registration

Finding a Voting Buddy

Making Your Voting Plan

Now, maybe Tim Walz won’t show up tomorrow night to provide a more concise kickoff explanation than anything we’re likely to hear on the Manningcast.

Yet with 7 more weeks of NFL games before Election Day — not to mention events like the World Series, where Governor Walz can explain that actual Midwesterners say “play catch”, not “have a catch” — can’t imagine many better uses of the campaign’s fantastic fundraising hauls than regular reminders of how only one pair of candidates can provide practical, useful info to Americans.

Use the comments to add you own suggestions for what kind of wisdom Governor Walz should impart, and then watch this space for a link to those inevitable Tim Tips - hopefully beginning with that desperately-needed kickoff rules primer.

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