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Borowitz: JD Vance Struggles to Explain Why Sad Childless Woman is Always Laughing [1]

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Date: 2024-07-29  

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DETROIT (The Borowitz Report)—JD Vance is “completely baffled” as to why a sad, childless woman is so often seen laughing, the Republican VP nominee said on Monday.

“This woman has no children, and science tells us that, if that is the case, she has no reason to laugh,” Vance told supporters at a campaign rally in Michigan.

“It's almost as if no one told her that stepchildren aren't real children,” he said.

The Ohio senator said that he and his running mate plan to make the woman’s laughter “the number one issue of this election,” adding, “As long as one woman in America can still laugh, Donald Trump's work is not finished.”

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