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New Day Cafe: Church Sign Sayings [1]

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Date: 2024-03-07  

Welcome to the New Day Cafe! This is an open thread.

After yesterday’s discussion of church sign sayings, I thought I’d share a few of them from a site used by many churches, a site imaginatively named sayingsforchurchsigns.com. These made me giggle.

-”Cross” Training Inside

-All love triangles are wrecktangles

-If God filled out a 1040, would you be listed as a dependent?

-The best time to tackle a minor problem is before he grows up

-Learn virtues at Mom’s knee, vices at some other joint

-Jesus loved both women equally: Martha before dinner and Mary after

-PRETEND WE ARE WALMART AND COME ON INSIDE

-Forget Pokemon – Go to church

-REMEMBER LAST WINTER? REPENT OR I’LL SEND MORE SNOW!

-Jesus loves you SNOW MUCH!

-Energy crisis? Seek GOD and get a puppy.

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