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MAGALERT!!! "SWIFTIES" will be manning the polls on November 5th!!! [1]

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Date: 2024-02-01  

PATRIOTS!!! Be aware, so called SWIFTIES will be manning the polls at your local election polling sites on November 5th. When they check your ID, a tiny and invisible tracking device will be transferred from their thumb and affixed (that means stuck-to) the NRA membership card (but NOT some University ID card!) that you are using as approved identification, in order to TRACK you like they tried to do with the FAKE covid vaccine chips that you were SMART enough NOT to get!!! This device will STOP you from exercising your PATRIOTIC RIGHT to vote for the lying, federally indicted (in-die-tid) rapist of your choosing. Do not FALL for this Lib Trap!

The only way to avoid this violation of your PATRIOTIC RIGHT TO FREEDOM is to VOTE (but NOT BY MAIL like a COMMUNIST) on NOVEMBER 6TH!!!

ALSO, we know you’ve been in a QUANDARY (that means upset or unsure what to do) over this, but it is OK to watch Super Bowl LVIII (thats 58 in AMERICAN!), so that you can pay SPECIAL ATTENTION to secret SIGNALS, including, but not limited to: WAVING, WINKING, SMILING, AND BLOWING KISSES between the LIB WITCH who STOLL FOOTBALL and MR PFIZER KELCE in order to conduct a RIGGED AND STOLLEN endorsement of the CORRUPT BIDEN ADMINISTRATION!!!

(-honestly, “if ever-a-wever a WISH there was i WISH this one were true because, beCAUSE, beCAUSE, beCAUSE, becaauuse BECAUSE!) when you really hope right-wing nutjob conspiricy fever dreams were true. Right Toto? seems to me this would be a fun troll for the Biden-Harris accts on X and TS, just sayin. Have a good day y’all! GO TAYLORS FAVORITE TEAM!!!! (h/t my friend Scott H)

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