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Magas Better get Buying! Trump Needs Your Merch Money!! [1]

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Date: 2024-01-26  

Donald Trump was ordered today to pay $83.3 million. Remember though, Donald was accused of sexual assault because he represents all you MAGAs who support him. He is your “defender,” your “warrior,” your “avenger.” So, apparently part of his defense, army training and revenge started with a woman who he took advantage first in the 90’s and then defamed over and over again starting in 2019.

Now, you MAGAs may be thinking, wait, she’s the only one he did this too. But, really, 21 women have come forward, including Stormy Daniels that Trump will once face a jury over this year in New York. I guess he had lots of “warring” to do on your behalf.

So how about some new series of Trump trading cards? Or mugs? Or hats? Do you have enough to sponsor a hole at one of Trumps golf courses, which by the way, you couldn’t in a million years get to play on?

Now, I know, people will tell you that you’re being scammed. But not me, MAGAs. I think it is money well spent. Heaven forbid (you remember heaven, right? The place that God lives. The God you think sent Trump?) You need that merch. Remember, in 10 years you can put all the merch with your baseball cards, your comic books, your bottle cap collection in the cellar with your dignity and your foolishness. Go fer it.

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