(C) Daily Kos This story was originally published by Daily Kos and is unaltered. . . . . . . . . . . Kitchen Table Kibitzing 12/13/2022: Tune That Name [1] ['This Content Is Not Subject To Review Daily Kos Staff Prior To Publication.', 'Backgroundurl Avatar_Large', 'Nickname', 'Joined', 'Created_At', 'Story Count', 'N_Stories', 'Comment Count', 'N_Comments', 'Popular Tags'] Date: 2022-12-13 The other day, our friend Youffraita posted a comment in the Morning Open Thread, which I saw MUCH later in the day. It featured this tweet from the Lincoln Project; I am posting it as an image in deference to those who feel tweets should not be embedded here.* There were many, many very entertaining replies on Twitter, which you can certainly find in the thread if you care to go there. For your convenience, though, I just flipped through and grabbed the ones I liked best, and will list them here, mostly without comment. Some need a few notes: Tres Chiflados: link not to Twitter; substitutes for the clarifying image in the tweet. There were a couple of band names that came up again and again in different forms. I’ve picked the best two (imho) of each: Who's He and the Cold Fish Hootie and the Blowhards Three Dog Reich Three Dawg White The rest are a mixture of plays on real band names, just straight up real band names that fit, and assorted other things. I toyed with sorting them into categories, because you know me, but in the end I thought they were better left assorted. The Who Cares The Traveling Dingleberries Insane Klan Posse Hungry Hungry Hypocrites The Four Treasons (Herschel did the counting) Oreo Speedwagon The Lose Brothers The Lame Rangers Simple Minds Crowded Senate Dewey, Cheatham & Howe Weekend at Herschel's ZZ Bottom The Villages People Erection Deniers The Deplorables No Direction Cosby Pills and Trash Panic at the Incels Teddy C and the Losers Band on the Run Dazed Confused & Conflicted The Skid Marks The Enablers Stump Removal Phony! Phoni! Phoné! The Furious Buttplugs Not Kool and the Gang Van Failin Uncle Tom's Lonely Hearts Club Band Trading Places KKKC and the Sunshine Band Werewolves of Georgia Fleetwood Wack Public Enemy Naughty by Nurture Friends of No Distinction Two Wrongs Don't Make a White Depressed Mode Straight Outta Everywhere but Georgia Lynyrd Dykwad They Might Be Racists Fed Zeppelin Uncultured Club The Klanston Trio Stoned Herschel's Pilots Cruz and the Misguided Missiles Band of Mold The Scat Pack New Sedition Men of Constant Sorrow DOA/DC Vampire Weakened Devils Went Down in Georgia MC Bummer Ted Petty and the Heart Fakers The Defeatles KKKween Limp Biskit The Self-Righteous Brothers If you have a favorite, or you have further suggestions for band names or perhaps good repertoire for them, by all means, that’s what the comments are for! Ray Charles and the Raelettes: Hit the Road, Jack! [2:20] *Footnote: I cannot promise I’ll never embed tweets, but I will say that quarter incher shared a great piece from emptywheel yesterday that made the best argument I’ve seen yet in favor of abandoning Twitter wholesale. Oh, and see also: this Wonkette piece, while noting that Wonkette still embeds tweets. It’s complicated. I will embed one tweet here, though, because reason #27: it allows me to embed this image without getting further permission. This is the Space Telescope Advent Calendar image from a few days ago, of two galaxies colliding. As always, I recommend viewing these gorgeous photos on The Atlantic’s site. [END] --- [1] Url: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2022/12/13/2141544/-Kitchen-Table-Kibitzing-12-13-2022-Tune-That-Name Published and (C) by Daily Kos Content appears here under this condition or license: Site content may be used for any purpose without permission unless otherwise specified. via Magical.Fish Gopher News Feeds: gopher://magical.fish/1/feeds/news/dailykos/