[HN Gopher] Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't
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       Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't
        
       Author : DarkContinent
       Score  : 666 points
       Date   : 2026-08-06 04:46 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | razster wrote:
       | Slowly killing my lawn. Red bud trees will soon forest my
       | property.
        
         | contingencies wrote:
         | Congratulations! Add a water feature ... it will attract birds.
         | And next to that some smaller shrubs. Then once the trees grow
         | you can put climbers and ferns in them. And throw down some
         | rocks for good measure. It encourages variant microclimates
         | which encourages biodiversity.
        
           | DonHopkins wrote:
           | Also throw down some Psylocybe Allenii spores (family
           | Hymenogastraceae) for even better measure!
           | 
           | It thrives in otherwise hideous and tacky Home Depot woodchip
           | landscaping beds in front of luxury yuppie condos, banks, and
           | other nondescript, bleak looking buildings.
           | 
           | They'll lift the veil on your own bullshit, and make you deal
           | with whatever's harming you, like four weeks of therapy in
           | four hours.
           | 
           | The Ethnomycology of Ugly Landscaping:
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHRgY8fZNv4
        
             | contingencies wrote:
             | ROFL. Banned in Australia. "Requires age verification."
             | Next up: Ethnomycology of nanny state....
        
               | BigTTYGothGF wrote:
               | It's a North American fungus and you want to sow it in
               | Australia? You really do need to listen to Joey
               | Santore....
        
               | contingencies wrote:
               | Many fungi have pan-tropical or global distribution. See
               | p158+ in PDF https://www.annualreviews.org/content/journa
               | ls/10.1146/annur...
        
       | franciscop wrote:
       | > "at the time, he was probably mostly thinking of "white
       | European cultures", and while we can acknowledge how backwards
       | and fucking goofy this is now, we can still admit that Linnaeus'
       | ideology was simply flawed like his time and NOT throw out the
       | baby with the proverbial bath water"
       | 
       | In the 18th century someone living in Europe making science books
       | would definitely be using Latin, maybe French if you were a
       | modernist, as that was the language of science publication and
       | communication. I don't see how this is either backwards or goofy?
       | 
       | It's similar to use English on an internet blog post nowadays (as
       | the author does), since there's many more Chinese or Spanish
       | native speakers than English, but English IS the language of
       | international communication.
        
         | gostsamo wrote:
         | Because latin was common only for part of one continent where
         | he happened to be and not to the rest of the world while
         | english happens to be spoken all over the globe due to a big
         | goofy empire that went places.
         | 
         | However, let's keep out the culture wars from a post mainly
         | about plants.
        
           | mantas wrote:
           | Latin was the language for education and science waaaay
           | beyond ex Roman Empire. Pretty much whole christian europe
           | used Latin in medieval age and beyond.
        
             | gostsamo wrote:
             | Christian Europe waited until the XIII-XIV to get most of
             | its latin inheritance in latin. Before that it was either
             | greek or arabic.
        
           | usrnm wrote:
           | > english happens to be spoken all over the globe due to a
           | big goofy empire that went places
           | 
           | Why do you think Latin was popular?
        
             | gostsamo wrote:
             | Well, it wasn't universally popular is my point.
        
           | SirHumphrey wrote:
           | If in 17 hundreds you wanted to choose a language that could
           | be deciphered, say, also in China, Latin was a much better
           | choice than any native language in various vicinity.
        
             | gostsamo wrote:
             | In XVIII there was no language that could be universal was
             | my point and latin was known mainly through its
             | derivatives.
        
         | kriro wrote:
         | Agreed. The author in question (Linnaeus) was from Sweden and
         | professor at a Swedish university (Uppsala). Latin was used
         | across the board in "traditional" sciences in northern Europe
         | at that time and in fact the distinction of disciplines was not
         | as clear as it is today. Linnaeus was a professor of medicine
         | formally but focused on botany. He traveled a lot and had many
         | international "contacts", especially in the Netherlands. His
         | correspondence was usually a mix of Swedish and Latin (which I
         | find interesting because I assume Swedish was not widely
         | studied at the time) but his professional publications were in
         | Latin.
         | 
         | But it was an interesting time as slowly native languages
         | became more common. The chair for economic sciences at Uppsala
         | was specifically to be taught in Swedish (1741).
         | 
         | Southern and central Europe were ahead of the curve a bit and
         | it was more common to see French, English and German for
         | example (French and English scientific journals date back to
         | the 1660s).
         | 
         | For more information, I can recommend "Languages of science in
         | the eighteenth century" by Britt-Louise Gunnarsson which
         | specifically focuses on Linnaeus. It's Open Access:
         | https://www.degruyterbrill.com/document/doi/10.1515/97831102...
        
           | rhodin wrote:
           | I'd also recommend "Scientific Babel How Science Was Done
           | Before and After Global English" by Michael D. Gordin [0]. It
           | goes into detail about which languages scientists have used
           | over time.
           | 
           | [0] https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book/chicago/S/bo145
           | 049...
        
           | jhbadger wrote:
           | Even speakers of more common languages like English used
           | Latin for science. Newton wrote the Principia in Latin and
           | William Harvey wrote De Motu Cordis (the book that showed
           | that the heart was a pump that circulated blood) in Latin,
           | for example.
        
         | bragh wrote:
         | It's an interesting topic, though. If Latin is backwards
         | because of assocation with European cultures, what are
         | biologists nowadays proposing to replace it with? Some kind of
         | universal coding system like ISBN or DOI?
        
           | melagonster wrote:
           | They just use any name can be spelled by Latin characters.
        
           | asdfman123 wrote:
           | Oh, and use your oppressive, colonial numbering system? /s
        
         | asdfman123 wrote:
         | Of all the things you could criticize as backwards in 18th
         | century biology, the choice of using Latin is probably the
         | silliest. It was the language of learning. It's a practical
         | choice that you and I would make if we were transported to that
         | time.
        
         | DonHopkins wrote:
         | More scientific lectures should be delivered with a blue collar
         | Chicago dialect and accent.
        
           | jhbadger wrote:
           | Not Chicago, but I always liked listening to Feynman lecture
           | in his working-class NYC accent.
        
         | DonHopkins wrote:
         | Simlish was intentionally designed to be linguistically
         | neutral, so we didn't have to laboriously translate all the
         | game audio into dozens of languages.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simlish
         | 
         | For the same reason, botanical nomenclature should obviously be
         | standardized in Simlish. Sul sul, Laganaphyllis simnovorii!
         | 
         | Laganaphyllis simnovorii is the scientific name of the
         | Cowplant, literally suggestive of a plant that devours Sims. It
         | first appeared under that name in The Sims 2: University as a
         | Natural Science career reward. The Sims 3 Store also uses the
         | full name officially.
         | 
         | https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Laganaphyllis_simnovorii
         | 
         | >This bizarre bovine vegetation is large enough to swallow your
         | next-door neighbor whole. In fact, it WILL eat your neighbors.
         | Your friends will be hard-pressed to resist the tantalizing
         | vine-cake of the carnivorous Laganaphyllis Simnovorii. After it
         | has consumed some prey, milk it for sweet, rejuvenating nectar
         | of life. A swig of this liquid refreshment will add precious
         | days to a Sim's life and wash away any regret they may have
         | over their visitor's fate.
         | 
         | A proposed technical lexicon:
         | 
         | Plant: floragerb. Flora: floragerbia. Vegetation: verdigerbium.
         | Fruit: pomofroob. Vegetable: olerinoob. Root: radixgerb. Stem:
         | caulob. Leaf: folinurb. Flower: anthofleeb. Seed: seminib.
         | Pollen: pollinoob. Spore: sporib. Cell: cellubo. Cell wall:
         | muracellum. Chlorophyll: chlorofleebin. Photosynthesis:
         | photofroobulation. Cellular respiration: respiragerbation.
         | Germination: germinoobulation. Pollination: pollifleebation.
         | Fertilization: gametogerbination. Transpiration:
         | evapofleebulation. Xylem: xyloob. Phloem: phleebum. Stoma:
         | stomabo. Phylogeny: ancestragerbics. Morphology:
         | formagerbology. Binomial nomenclature: duonominoobulation.
        
         | gherkinnn wrote:
         | Luckily the author continues with
         | 
         | > I say this because a few unthinking "performative leftist"
         | nitwits as of late have decided to attack the science of
         | taxonomy itself).
        
           | Lutger wrote:
           | Why? What is he referencing? I can't find anything as
           | controversial as this with an online search.
        
             | Levitz wrote:
             | By now, such things are so prevalent that I don't think it
             | would even make the news anywhere.
        
           | franciscop wrote:
           | Sorry, please correct me if I'm wrong but with this follow up
           | he's not contradicting the quote I put, but saying that
           | despite of tha, the science is valid? Which means the bits I
           | quoted are still stated as a matter of fact WITHOUT attacking
           | the science of taxonomy itself. So he's still saying that
           | using Latin in science was "backwards and goofy".
        
         | neuroticnews25 wrote:
         | The way I parsed the sentence, the backwards and goofy part is
         | just the """he was probably mostly thinking of "white European
         | cultures"""", not the choice of Latin. Just a concilatory
         | disclaimer to avoid being cancelled for talking good things
         | about someone born before the abolition of slavery.
        
           | renlo wrote:
           | It was neither backwards nor goofy for a man in 18th century
           | Europe to create a system only his 18th century European
           | peers could use (the only peers whom he could even come into
           | contact with in 18th century Europe).
           | 
           | What actually would be goofy and backwards would be for this
           | man to consider all of the world's cultures with whom he had
           | never come in contact with, and try to create a system that
           | worked for them. That would be very goofy and backwards, it
           | would make him a crackpot.
           | 
           | The mere mention of this conciliatory statement for those
           | "[pesky] leftists" (of which the author is one), the author
           | is asserting that "Linnaeus was backwards and goofy but yet
           | he made a good system!". Why does this even need to be said?
           | 
           | Do we call Confucius backwards and goofy for only writing his
           | virtues in Chinese and only considering his Chinese peers?
           | Why didn't he, or the Chinese (they had an empire and the
           | means to do this), send envoys to the west so they could
           | divine and predict what cultures would exist in a thousand
           | years, allowing him to write his virtues in all of the
           | languages and to consider all of the different mores of the
           | world when writing his virtues? It's too Chinese! Or what
           | about the Mayans, why didn't they in their backwards and
           | goofy manner realize that a thousand years later their script
           | would be indecipherable (for a while) to the European-
           | language-speaking researchers of the future? If they had
           | written in Latin we would be able to understand what they
           | were trying to say! Very goofy and backwards of them. \s
           | 
           | The author's statement is what is backwards and goofy, and
           | it's a cultural shibboleth that worked -- I stopped reading
           | the moment I saw that, because to me it is a goofy and
           | backwards thing to say.
        
             | kikokikokiko wrote:
             | Same here, I stopped reading right when he said this
             | idiotic "guy from 300 years ago - when science as we know
             | it basically only existed within the realm of white
             | european culture" didnt thought about the rest of the world
             | BS
        
       | scyzoryk_xyz wrote:
       | Watch this guy's YT channel - have been for years now. I think
       | what originally caught my attention on his channel was a video
       | specifically about the flora around run-down Oakland urban-
       | industrial areas.
        
         | chao- wrote:
         | I think I also first found him from his "guerrilla gardening"
         | work in Oakland. I think it was in a median, planting native
         | species on a barren strip of dirt. Something of that nature.
         | 
         | His backstory is really one-of-a-kind. If I recall correctly,
         | he got really into botany because he worked for Union Pacific
         | railroad, and while stopping in a city, would go to the library
         | and checkout different botany books.
        
           | botanrice wrote:
           | I believe I discovered him through that same video! I now
           | tell everyone I know about guerilla gardening lol, haven't
           | got the know-how to do it myself quite yet though. Soon
           | enough.
        
             | scyzoryk_xyz wrote:
             | Hey I've been telling myself I know about a lot of plant
             | stuff just based off his videos. I don't really either, but
             | maybe soon.
             | 
             | These videos just have this quality of bringing you into a
             | POV where you're reminded that there is a _lot_ going on in
             | every detail of the reality surrounding you. Maybe I didn
             | 't learn much botany from these videos, but I definitely
             | learned to just pay attention more.
        
         | wiether wrote:
         | I discovered it recently, and I find it quite funny
         | 
         | I'm not really into botany itself, but I enjoy their rants
         | about how people manage "green" spaces
        
           | scyzoryk_xyz wrote:
           | I love those too - the combination of crude rant persona with
           | extremely sophisticated knowledge is disarming.
        
         | myvoiceismypass wrote:
         | His video trip to Berkeley Bowl West was so fucking funny and
         | spot on:
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUFQouwqbe8
         | 
         | (I love BB)
        
         | talon8635 wrote:
         | His video about the hippie snake oil isle in Berkeley bowl is
         | outstanding
        
       | iammjm wrote:
       | I can strongly recommend the mobile app Flora Incognita for
       | quickly identifying plants. It's made by one of the German
       | universities so it's free, don't have ads, and don't collect your
       | personal data. I even showed it to my mum and she loves it
        
         | dmos62 wrote:
         | Better than PlantNet?
        
           | sigmoid10 wrote:
           | PlantNet covers everything, Flora is more central Europe
           | focused and has a hard time with non-native plants.
        
             | iammjm wrote:
             | I live next to a botanical garden which has climate-
             | regulated glass domes with all sorts of non-native plants
             | from around the world and it gets 90%+ of them right, but
             | sometime you have to feed it different parts of the plant.
             | PlantNet does look great too, I'll have to check it out!
        
               | sigmoid10 wrote:
               | That's a nice anecdote, but I didn't just make up this
               | fact. According to their paper [1], Flora has 4851
               | supported species, while PlantNet covered 30,261 at the
               | time. Flora also tends to mix up cultivated/ornamental
               | plants with wild counterparts, so your perceived accuracy
               | may be deceptive if you're not a botanist. So yes, it's a
               | cute app if you are a walking outside in central Europe,
               | but it's nowhere near PlantNet.
               | 
               | [1] https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.11
               | 11/2041...
        
               | Eueudhsbsj32 wrote:
               | Looks like they've both added a lot since then. If I
               | select their worldwide species list in app, I get 38k for
               | Flora and 85k for PlantNet.
               | 
               | I just gave them a try for some common trees around Costa
               | Rica that I'm confident in identifying, and they both did
               | very well, slightly better than PictureThis and
               | iNaturalist, which I've been using for a while.
        
           | darkwater wrote:
           | PlantNet seems pretty open as well right? Looks like is from
           | several public institutions so it should be ads and trackers
           | free, can you confirm?
        
             | dmos62 wrote:
             | I don't recall running into ads, don't know about trackers.
             | PlantNet hasn't triggered any red flags for myself.
        
         | kamma4434 wrote:
         | +1 for Flora Incognita. This is what apps should be.
        
         | max-ch wrote:
         | Besides the utility for users, Flora Incognita is _also_ a
         | massive crowdsourcing project for science: They use the GPS
         | location of photos in combination with the identified plants to
         | build a temporo-spatial database of confirmed plant sightings.
         | (To my knowledge no link to any personal data of users.)
        
         | pbhjpbhj wrote:
         | I use iNaturalist for plants and animals, mostly insects (and
         | Merlin for birdsong recognition).
         | 
         | No ads, non-profit, contribute to research, etc. It also allows
         | you to find out what others have spotted in your area. I like
         | the range maps, the images across seasons, and other seasonal
         | information.
         | 
         | The actual ML-based recognition is somewhat hidden, I think
         | that part of the UI needs some work; it seems like it was made
         | for researchers first then hacked for non-experts to use.
         | 
         | https://www.inaturalist.org/pages/about
        
         | stinos wrote:
         | How does it compare to iNaturalist or observation.org which are
         | like the 'standard' ones?
        
         | rapnie wrote:
         | It is a pity that, while their focus is on openness and
         | accessiblity, neither Flora Incognita, nor iNaturalist or
         | PlantNet can be installed from the F-Droid appstore. I
         | unfortunately don't use Google Play, so can't testdrive them.
        
           | calmingsolitude wrote:
           | Flora Incognita and PlantNet are not open source, so they
           | cannot be published to F-Droid. However, iNaturalist is and
           | the apk can be directly installed from the GitHub releases
           | page.
           | 
           | https://github.com/inaturalist/iNaturalistAndroid/releases
        
             | palata wrote:
             | I find it very weird that a free app coming from a
             | university would not be open source...
        
         | otherayden wrote:
         | Thank you for the rec, I used it to identify a mystery house
         | plant I was gifted :)
        
         | dyauspitr wrote:
         | PictureThis is an old favorite and still works quickly and
         | quite accurately. I believe it's a Chinese app though so do
         | with that information what you will.
        
         | jkmcf wrote:
         | I'm going to use Flora Incognita if only because it's a 29MB
         | download so even if it's offloaded, it won't kill me to
         | retrieve it.
         | 
         | Seek is 220MB...
        
       | chao- wrote:
       | A friend from my youth always had an encyclopedic knowledge of
       | plants, could identify them effortlessly just as we were walking
       | around. I always envied him, but despite a love of plants,
       | gardening, et cetera, I never went beyond a surface level until I
       | started casually following Joey and CPBBD during COVID times. A
       | big theme of what I've learned from him is how deeply geology is
       | intertwined with plant evolution. Seems obvious once you hear it,
       | but I genuinely never considered it until then.
       | 
       | At some point he taught an online course called "Blue Collar
       | Botany" that went through plant ecology, evolution,
       | identification, and other topics. It was fantastic, and finally
       | got me into learning about the plants around me more rigorously.
       | Years later, I still hear his voice in my head when I see certain
       | parts of a plant like a laminar stamen. His affect is so unique
       | that it actually helped me remember the content easier.
       | 
       | I don't know if he still teaches it or sells the videos from
       | those sessions, but I would recommend it to anyone who wants to
       | learn more about the natural world around them.
        
       | DonHopkins wrote:
       | Woke Grocery Store (Whole Foods in Berkeley)
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/PUFQouwqbe8?t=180
       | 
       | Now this, this is the bargain, this is the bargain section.
       | 
       | Now shit gets a little hectic here, 'cause you get people, you
       | get a bunch of hippies clubbing each other with the cucumbers,
       | throwing shit, fighting to get, you know, the cheapest avocados.
       | 
       | But you get, like dollar thirty-nine for eight of these. They're
       | about to go bad but, they're not bad yet. Still good, all kinds
       | of good stuff.
       | 
       | You got little papayas and shit. Maybe a little soft, but still
       | edible.
       | 
       | Okay but you get, again, sometimes you gotta wear a helmet when
       | you come in there. Because it does, it gets hot.
       | 
       | There's people, just, it gets, I mean, you've seen, you know, on
       | the outside they're soft, and they seems like they got nice soft
       | liberal values.
       | 
       | But then they just start attacking each other, the claws come
       | out, you know. I've seen a couple knifings in that room before,
       | it's absolutely...
       | 
       | Oh look the berries! Physalis species. All right, who doesn't
       | like solanaceae right there.
       | 
       | Golden gooseberries. I don't know what the fuck a gooseberry is,
       | but that's a physalis. There you go, $3.25 for a basket.
       | 
       | [Watch the looks he's getting from people:]
       | 
       | Ok, so overall this is a wonderful spot to get talked down to,
       | condescendingly lectured by a college student with a septum ring
       | who can explain to you how you should think and behave and uh,
       | and uh, you know, police your language.
       | 
       | Very uh, there's a lotta, there's a lotta lessons you can learn
       | here, ok? You know. And if it wasn't for this spot, I don't know
       | what I would do.
       | 
       | Now they, the got some guavas, they got some, I don't know where
       | they hid the guavas at, but...
       | 
       | Now this is my favorite section, aka the hippie snake oil
       | section, ok. Absolutely wonderful spot. [...]
        
       | HPsquared wrote:
       | The article actually is about botany, but the title reminded me
       | there is a whole area that could be called "criminal botany". As
       | in, there are specific plants cultivated for illegal purposes.
       | And on the other side, forensic botany (things like analysing
       | pollen traces)
        
         | Biganon wrote:
         | There's also guerilla gardening, where you plant stuff where
         | you're not supposed to, typically municipal soil
        
         | chabska wrote:
         | There are a lot more to Criminal Botany. There's the chaotic
         | evil variety, like planting an invasive species, planting
         | bamboo near your enemy's house, and sprinkling mint on
         | someone's garden plot. There's the chaotic good variety, like
         | broadcasting native seeds on a grass lawn and releasing moles
         | onto a golf field. There's chaotic neutral, like making air
         | layering on trees that you don't own, or otherwise taking
         | seeds, cuttings, or plantlets from them.
        
           | jcattle wrote:
           | I thought you'd mention plant poaching. Which is just evil.
        
         | avadodin wrote:
         | Most plant-related crimes are pie-on-the-windowsill-on-Sunday
         | tier.
        
       | philips wrote:
       | I listened to his book, Concrete Botany[1], while doing my
       | gardening last month. I really enjoyed it even as a long time
       | watcher of his YouTube channel. I don't know if I could have read
       | it because it does seem to drag on a bit but it was worth it for
       | his narration.
       | 
       | [1]: https://libro.fm/audiobooks/9798317900410-concrete-botany
        
       | rib3ye wrote:
       | Joey is also an amazing fine and graffiti artist (ALONE)
       | 
       | https://www.publiclandstore.com/blogs/gallery/joey-alone-exh...
        
         | Schlagbohrer wrote:
         | His interview with the old railworker and grease-pen graffiti
         | artist Colossus of Roads was fascinating. Unfortunately I cant
         | find it on youtube anymore with a quick search, otherwise I'd
         | put the link here.
        
           | Brybry wrote:
           | Is this it? https://youtu.be/-Eo4WuhpiJg?t=1085
        
             | Schlagbohrer wrote:
             | Yes
        
           | voicedYoda wrote:
           | Railroad guy was Russell Butler. He was relatively prolific
           | and had an insta account.
           | 
           | https://www.instagram.com/buzblurr/
        
         | ChaitanyaSai wrote:
         | Wow this is fantastic stuff. Thank you
        
       | Schlagbohrer wrote:
       | He's great, I love his concrete botany videos about weeds
       | thriving in harsh human environments. His tour of the Chicago
       | River is great, and an NYC parking lot that has been taken back
       | over by nature is fascinating.
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/SRRbspvheRc
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/AVPkBv-QQ6U
        
         | rafram wrote:
         | The NYC video was about Floyd Bennett Field, a former airfield
         | that's now part of the Gateway National Recreation Area, to be
         | exact.
        
         | xnx wrote:
         | The night heron gulping the rat was something! I think it even
         | surprised them. https://youtu.be/SRRbspvheRc?t=2057
        
       | 3lambda wrote:
       | Love this guy!!
        
       | ouz-a wrote:
       | That's a great title & look for the website, I'm tired of generic
       | looks we see everyday, something like this excites me as I
       | remember the old web.
        
       | contingencies wrote:
       | I'm aware of this guy but the presentation is a bit full on for
       | me. My buddy who is in to botany says apparently his podcasts are
       | really good: https://open.spotify.com/show/2zJDjluBz6qVCGrF1I8JhP
        
       | vw_bulli wrote:
       | I know nothing about Botany, but I must compliment a good website
       | and writing style when I see one.
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | Great article with elements of "how to draw an owl" about it.
       | To be really good at botany is simple. Just learn how to be
       | really good at {list of requirements which are themselves
       | recursively complex and challenging, despite being written as one
       | word like "learn"}
        
         | trentor wrote:
         | I am lost they have training videos, they have a reading list,
         | they have tutorials... everything you need to get started. How
         | else would you acquire skills? There is no upload function yet.
        
           | klez wrote:
           | From mobile it's a bit unclear that there's a whole website
           | beside this article. I, for one, noticed the hamburger menu
           | only after I read your comment. I suppose GP had the same
           | problem.
        
           | ggm wrote:
           | I think there is a common belief if you make a lot of
           | information available, acquiring skills is "easy". It's
           | certainly easier than without, but the thing is, drawing the
           | owl just takes a fucking long time to learn. There are no
           | shortage of online tutes to learn how to draw, the genre is
           | ancient.
           | 
           | Plants mimic each other for advantage facing herbivores.
           | Isn't that fantastic!.
           | 
           | Learning Latin is the least burden here, the problem is that
           | a profusion of morphological features defines set membership
           | and professionals assign a significant role for DNA analysis.
           | We have a hodgepodge, taxonomy has warfare inside.
           | 
           | Botany is great. Being good at it takes time. Being good at
           | anything takes time.
        
             | trentor wrote:
             | There is just not shortcut to acquire a skill worth having.
             | I don't understand your argument.
        
               | ggm wrote:
               | My argument is to tone. The articles tone is "come on in
               | the waters fine" and my point is that easy is deceptive.
               | I don't understand your continuing lack of understanding
               | but perhaps we read the article with different
               | preconceptions.
        
       | schainks wrote:
       | One of my favorite channels of all time on youtube. You get to
       | see new places, learn amazing botany facts, local history, and
       | experience interjected spicy opinions.
        
       | yreg wrote:
       | Every page on this website ends with the How to make a herbarium
       | pressing tutorial.
       | 
       | I crave for some photos of the author's herbarium.
        
       | giov4 wrote:
       | I think nature and plants always interested me since I was a kid.
       | For example I loved to plant from seeds, see them grow, learn and
       | explore a bit with curiosity my mum or aunt plants and when being
       | out in the forest, but not a lot more than that.
       | 
       | Later, while growing up, I noticed my brain noticing plants or
       | tree details, auto mapping them to possible genre, trying to find
       | out, trying to memorize... but not always voluntarily, meaning
       | that i felt like I was much more attracted and focused on plants
       | and tree details and recognition after a certain age.
       | 
       | Something similar happened with birds, my brain started recording
       | and recognizing the different birds sounds, and I started
       | recognizing birds types more. Like something that before was a
       | random signal or a bunch of sounds suddenly with age started
       | having patterns and clear distinctions that attracted my brain
       | and memory, and I simply started being able to distinguish birds
       | by just hearing them.
       | 
       | I love it, I observe, I listen, I learn. I use the plant apps and
       | birdnet for the bird soiunds (from CornellLab and Technical
       | university of Chemnitz). Cool projects, lovely apps and
       | interesting tech usage. I'm planning to upgrade terrace with
       | constant camera feed for auto-detection.
       | 
       | But the main point is, does anybody relate to this grown interest
       | to plants and bird distinction with age? is it something known
       | and defined? it kinda feels like part of a biological evolution
       | related to age, but no idea.
        
         | visarga wrote:
         | > does anybody relate to this grown interest to plants and bird
         | distinction with age
         | 
         | I have a similar interest but mine is about passively
         | assimilating foreign languages while watching movies. Every
         | time I grok a new expression it feels like a rush of dopamine.
        
           | giov4 wrote:
           | yeah ok, now that you put languages in the pot, I felt the
           | same when absorbing other foreign languages too, and I
           | totally understand your feeling. I was grokking successfully
           | foreign language phrases or expression with the help of IT
           | terminology and latin roots on the fly, was very interesting.
           | It was like unknown input but with some clues and the brain
           | auto decoding and mapping in that case.
           | 
           | maybe is just how our brain is wired and predisposed to such
           | things that let us notice and enjoy this evolution or
           | process?
        
         | Eueudhsbsj32 wrote:
         | I've experienced that with trees over the last 5 years. I've
         | been working on forest restoration on some land as a hobby and
         | everywhere I travel I try to identify the trees I see.
         | 
         | For me, it's really just trees though. Birds and other wildlife
         | are nice, but they don't draw my interest in the same way.
        
         | stinos wrote:
         | _does anybody relate to this grown interest to plants and bird
         | distinction with age?_
         | 
         | I do, and I've seen it in others, but from the limited data
         | points I've seen there's no causal relationship with age. I.e.
         | what I've seen is people largely oblivious of
         | nature/ecosystems/flora/fauna sudenly becoming very invested in
         | it, for various reasons, but this doesn't happen at or only
         | beyond a certain age. For me it was around 30 but that's simply
         | because of a series of coincidences (new house, large garden,
         | needed solution for mowing, happened to see a 2nd hand scythe,
         | looked into grassland ecology, etc). But I know people whos
         | obsession started at 16 and at 60 and like everything in
         | between.
        
           | giov4 wrote:
           | cool! thanks for sharing, that's my usual fallback reason
           | too.
           | 
           | meaning that i feel it was a change also triggered by other
           | factors and life conditions, or even a reaction to those, but
           | at the same time I realize that my brain started receiving
           | and analyzing and appreciating those signal, not me
           | completely voluntary.
           | 
           | one thing that comes always to my mind is the possible reason
           | of reaction to shitty work and work related stress that makes
           | us crave for nature and nature contact, like a story of a
           | friend stopping the car just to touch grass with the feet.
           | 
           | I relate to an approximate after 30 thing too. But in my case
           | nature contact was reduced compare to initial life part, and
           | I got a garden after that.
           | 
           | But again, it feels like an over semplifcation or easy
           | shortcut, and I believe there is maybe just something innate
           | that blooms at a certain point.
           | 
           | how can we get more datapoints for this? I was trying to
           | crowdsource here :)
        
             | stinos wrote:
             | _one thing that comes always to my mind is the possible
             | reason of reaction to shitty work and work related stress
             | that makes us crave for nature and nature contact_
             | 
             | I'm sure that's a thing for some people. And there's
             | research to back that up IIRC. Even seemingly silly things
             | like the smell of a wet forest being beneficial.
             | 
             | One aspect which stood out for me is 'awareness'. I find it
             | deeply fascinating how many people, as I used to be one,
             | can just stroll through everyday locations without even
             | knowing the names of the most common plants let alone think
             | about their connection to the surroundings. Once I started
             | to realize how unaware I was of this I started forzing
             | myself to be more aware and it's fascinating how much there
             | can be going on in like even 1 square meter of nature. And
             | of which I only know a fraction.
             | 
             | And for me this is really meditative - even though it's
             | somewhat counterintuitive. Meditation is usually about
             | clearing the mind, but for me being in nature and filling
             | my mind with thoughts about the whole interconnection of
             | individuals in ecosystems can bring peace and relaxation.
             | Well, as long as I do not think about how we're
             | collectively destroying a lot of it.
        
           | kombookcha wrote:
           | I think it's one of those things that for whichever reason
           | you happen to get switched on to, and once you're attentive
           | to it, you'll constantly be noticing and learning more - once
           | that positive feedback loop of rewarded attention is going,
           | you're off to the races.
           | 
           | It's deeply rewarding to find the world around becoming
           | deeper and more intricately connected. And you get to see
           | more of it every day!
        
             | saidnooneever wrote:
             | if you guys like this kinda stuff i can recommend the
             | latest dump of buckminster fuller institute on his life
             | work (series of transcribed lectures). The guy is
             | fascinated by similar things and has potentially a lot of
             | interesting insights about this if you are unfamiliar.
        
             | schnevets wrote:
             | Feedback loop is right. I think there are parallels to the
             | Blank Check podcast playing "The Box Office Game", where
             | those cinephiles try to determine the Box Office Top 5 on
             | the week a particular film was released (even though the
             | players may have been in diapers or not even born on that
             | particular week).
             | 
             | I have also seen this obsessive focus in sports fans: What
             | was the half-season where Pat Maroon played on the New
             | Jersey Devils as a rental? Well they made the playoffs that
             | year which must have been Taylor Hall's MVP Award Season
             | and ah yes! that had to be 2017-18!
        
         | Gud wrote:
         | I got very much into biology when I started growing weed at 24.
         | 
         | Now I can't not have a little garden(currently growing chilli's
         | and a citrus tree, from seeds)
        
           | tsukurimashou wrote:
           | weed was also my gateway drug for gardening
        
           | pvaldes wrote:
           | A tree is an expensive investment paid with years of time.
           | You need to understand that a tree from seed is much more
           | expensive than buying one on the nursery, and that you will
           | have a big tree that may bear decent fruit or not. Most
           | probably not top-quality fruit, and most probably with
           | vicious long thorns. If the garden is not very big, a smaller
           | thornless tree could be more convenient. Don't wait 30 years
           | to discover this.
           | 
           | If your citrus species is sensible to citrus tristeza virus
           | you may prefer to replace your tree or graft it on a tolerant
           | rootstock. Most of orange trees on sour orange rootstock
           | before 1980's have the virus. Lemons are tolerant and its
           | roots don't have this problem, oranges may die after you have
           | invested 15 or 20 years of your life on this tree.
           | 
           | Grafted fruit trees are vastly superior. You will want
           | seedless oranges, so just do yourself a favor, buy a good
           | navel type orange on a rootstock selected for your soil and
           | avoid the rest of your life spitting seeds.
           | 
           | If replacing your tree is not on the table, you may want to
           | graft yours. Extra point if you made a double or triple graft
           | for enjoying different types of citrus fruits in the same
           | tree. In this case Is _essential_ to assure to buy virus free
           | material before to graft other citrus tree with it.
           | 
           | Never, ever, use the same tool to prune older and young
           | different citrus trees without disinfecting it each time you
           | move to a different tree.
        
         | 7952 wrote:
         | It is clearly a very useful skill to have as it helps us find
         | food we know is safe. I think in the modern world this tends to
         | be something most kids don't have an oppurtunity to develop.
         | When in a more natural environment it would be expressed much
         | earlier.
        
         | dividedbyzero wrote:
         | I don't relate to it myself, but I see it in people around me.
         | It appears that's something that may not be limited to but is
         | very prevalent in adults with very high functioning autism.
        
           | giov4 wrote:
           | what is very high functioning autism?
           | 
           | to me it sounds just more intelligent people that can see
           | things average people cannot or don't care about, might be
           | slightly biased :)
           | 
           | beside jokes is that defined somewhere? or is just that if
           | somebody can focus and contextualize more things and details
           | ends up in that "category"?
        
           | ambicapter wrote:
           | ah yes, whenever someone is sincerely interested in
           | something, it's probably autism.
        
         | forshaper wrote:
         | It seems to be the case for me, though I remember it being
         | present as a child. It's like it went away in adolescence and
         | came back later. Same goes for rocks, weather (beyond basic
         | planning), and so on.
        
         | nemo wrote:
         | I knew I wanted to be a birder since I was a kid, but wasn't
         | sure how to make that happen, now I can bird by ear and pick up
         | a lot of species, have 700 wild bird species on the life list
         | with photos, and hit the trails every weekend to look for
         | birds, I run feeders, and track local wildlife with
         | iNaturalist/eBird. I do think as some folks age they recognize
         | that they want to be more connected with nature and work on
         | that in their ways, my family was mostly the same. Nature's
         | more real than what you see on the glowing rectangles.
        
         | germinalphrase wrote:
         | I grew up in a small town in the upper Midwest and always had a
         | strong pull toward the neighboring forests, streams and
         | wetlands. There was a lot of wonder at that age, but I wasn't
         | prepared to really start contextualizing the depth/breadth of
         | information until I was much older (which has obvious parallels
         | to the systems/complexity thinking I enjoy elsewhere in my
         | life/career).
         | 
         | As an adult, I have found great value in assistive tools Merlin
         | and Seek/iNaturalist for bird and plant identification. I would
         | encourage everyone to try out Merlin at least once to learn
         | more about all the great variety of birds in your neighborhood.
         | 
         | I am also building a personal tool that captures and analyzes
         | various environmental data sources (GIS, weather, phenological
         | factors, species-specific habitat factors, etc) so that I can
         | explore landscapes/ecosystems in my area (Minneapolis and MN/WI
         | more broadly) to make the ecology/terrain legible and support
         | observing various target species (fungi, migratory birds, fish
         | runs, wildflower blooms, and so on).
         | 
         | The format of the tool is very map/visualization/dashboard
         | heavy which is fine for me - but carries too much bulk for
         | friends and family. The project for this fall/winter is
         | rewrapping the iOS experience around a quiet
         | phone/watch/earbuds field-mode that only surfaces
         | information/guidance/cue-stake recognition in skill-
         | preserving/developing and eyes-up/phone away experience.
         | 
         | It's a fun project.
        
       | jl6 wrote:
       | Can I get this, but for geology?
        
         | cactacea wrote:
         | Good news, he does geology too
        
         | Aboutplants wrote:
         | Obviously a much different vibe but i really enjoy Myron
         | Crook's YouTube channel
         | 
         | https://youtube.com/@myroncook?si=HE6EGqpemmVkaSDs
        
           | autoexec wrote:
           | Same link without the useless tracking:
           | https://youtube.com/@myroncook
        
       | smugglerFlynn wrote:
       | > It is my firm belief that any of the authors listed below
       | (unless they're dicks) would not want anyone to be prohibited
       | from reading their work <links to book sharing websites follows>
       | 
       | Hot take - any book authors who want to chime in and share what
       | you guys feel about a statement like that?
        
         | garbagewoman wrote:
         | The ones listed? You might want to get in contact with them
         | because they are unlikely to be reading this thread
        
         | sophacles wrote:
         | Neither I, nor any author I know has published something with
         | the intention of it going unread. Publishing something just to
         | ne upset that it's being read seems rather dickish to me... The
         | very act of publishing is a declaration of desire for others to
         | read it.
        
         | _whiteCaps_ wrote:
         | I'm an author, and don't have any problem with it - however my
         | book is obsolete as it's computer related.
         | 
         | My publisher probably feels differently. :)
        
       | chabska wrote:
       | They spent a whole section glazing the Linnaeus system like it's
       | a perfect thing, but as someone who has delved into taxonomy a
       | lot (due to playing Metazooa and Metaflora), there are quite a
       | few glaring issues with it.
       | 
       | 1. political tussle. australian botanists managed to hijack the
       | "acacia" name from the original African Acacia, to the totally
       | unrelated australian plants that were also called acacia. I
       | noticed that japanese botanists also have a habit of insular
       | naming.
       | 
       | 2. western bias. Names were given by the first white european man
       | that "found" the plant, instead of the local inhabitants who have
       | known and named the plants for thousands of years.
       | 
       | 3. the eight rank taxonomy that only accidentally kinda work, but
       | not really. The original ranks were domain, kingdom, phylum,
       | class, order, family, genus, species. Modern taxonomy only pays a
       | glancing homage to this system, because the actual evolutionary
       | path that we found out there doesn't care about this neat
       | categorization system, and so we had to shoehorn in hacks in the
       | form of sub-phylums, sub-classes, sub-sub-sub-families, and sub-
       | species. We could probably come up with a better system using a
       | tree coordinate system.
        
         | frumplestlatz wrote:
         | What specifically makes these issues, much less glaring issues?
        
         | amiga386 wrote:
         | I don't think it's a real problem. It's a way that one group of
         | humans agreed to label things, and that way is the currently
         | dominant way. Even the agreed rules (whoever publishes first
         | gets dibs on the name) are just an incentive for academics to
         | publish. If there were another labelling system, it would have
         | the same problems and would only serve to split the humans into
         | multiple ways of doing the same thing.
         | 
         | But, ultimately, the naming is just for us humans. We care, the
         | trees don't!
         | 
         | To quote Richard Feynman:
         | 
         | > The next Monday, when the fathers were all back at work, we
         | kids were playing in a field. One kid says to me, "See that
         | bird? What kind of bird is that?" I said, "I haven't the
         | slightest idea what kind of a bird it is." He says, "It's a
         | brown-throated thrush. Your father doesn't teach you anything!"
         | But it was the opposite. He had already taught me: "See that
         | bird?" he says. "It's a Spencer's warbler." (I knew he didn't
         | know the real name.) "Well, in Italian, it's a Chutto
         | Lapittida. In Portuguese, it's a Bom da Peida. In Chinese, it's
         | a Chung-long-tah, and in Japanese, it's a Katano Tekeda. You
         | can know the name of that bird in all the languages of the
         | world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing
         | whatever about the bird. You'll only know about humans in
         | different places, and what they call the bird. So let's look at
         | the bird and see what it's doing--that's what counts." (I
         | learned very early the difference between knowing the name of
         | something and knowing something.)
         | 
         | Also, a tree coordinate system? We can't even be certain what a
         | tree is, we can only look at a particular species and put it
         | somewhere on a tree-bush continuum.
         | 
         | This diagram is insane: we have trees with non-tree ancestors,
         | and non-trees with tree ancestors!
         | 
         | https://eukaryotewritesblog.com/2021/05/02/theres-no-such-th...
        
           | dahart wrote:
           | > If there were another labelling system, it would have the
           | same problems and would only serve to split the humans into
           | multiple ways of doing the same thing.
           | 
           | If that were true, then you're saying Linnaeus has the same
           | problems as before it, and it only split people up? Maybe we
           | should go back to the previous names? Of course the system
           | could be improved and solve some problems, the relevant
           | questions aren't whether it's possible, they're about goals,
           | scale, and agreement.
           | 
           | Feynman's quote is cute but doesn't seem completely relevant
           | to a hierarchical taxonomic naming system that in fact does
           | tell you something about what a bird is from the name, no?
        
             | amiga386 wrote:
             | Feynman's quote is distinguishing knowledge of the thing
             | itself (e.g. its behaviour, properties) which he thinks is
             | useful, from ontological knowledge (naming and
             | categorising) which he cares less about. As a physicist he
             | only had to remember 61 particle names and 4 force names :)
             | 
             | That's not to downplay giving things names! Obviously it's
             | essential to get any collaborative work done that everyone
             | uses the same name when they mean the same thing.
             | 
             | On applying my logic back to the introduction of the
             | binomial naming system... very clever! But I think it was
             | Linnaeus's peers liked the properties of binomial naming so
             | much it had a unifying effect on them... and now they
             | _have_ unity, and there are many more scientists worldwide
             | depending on this system to communicate, they don 't need a
             | challenger system to provide a _different form_ of unity?
        
               | dahart wrote:
               | > from ontological knowledge (naming and categorising)
               | 
               | The example clearly is discussing naming and _not_
               | categorizing, which is precisely why Feynman's anecdote
               | is not fully applicable to the Linnaeus system.
               | 
               | > They _have_ unity
               | 
               | I agree. That doesn't mean the naming system can't be
               | improved, it just means unity is a goal and might be
               | harder to achieve than before. This is what I meant about
               | goals and agreement. If the new system were better
               | enough, and unity was sought in advance, achieving unity
               | might not be too difficult. It has happened before...
        
           | chabska wrote:
           | I didn't mean a literal tree that has leaves and bark. I
           | meant the tree structure that you get when you trace the
           | ancestry of all organisms. A tree coordinate system would
           | assign a number to every node, so instead of saying _Tectona
           | grandis_ , you say 2.44.32.543.45.33 . If that looks like IP
           | address to you, yes, an IP address is actually a tree
           | coordinate system.
        
         | xienze wrote:
         | > Names were given by the first white european man that "found"
         | the plant, instead of the local inhabitants who have known and
         | named the plants for thousands of years.
         | 
         | I see this brought up often in all sorts of contexts. It's the
         | "if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around" thing. If
         | some indigenous group with no writing system nor contact with
         | the rest of the world has a name for something... does it
         | really have a name or even exist in the global sense since no
         | one else can be made aware of it?
        
           | defrost wrote:
           | > nor contact with the rest of the world has a name for
           | something
           | 
           | Almost everywhere that white Europeans went and named things,
           | they did so with native guides that had names for things.
           | 
           | Many of the Australian plants and animals named with European
           | taxonomies still have common native names and aboriginals
           | alive, kicking, and somewhat traditional that still use older
           | native namings.
           | 
           | eg: (IIRC) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7h9V4aKlJw
        
         | TZubiri wrote:
         | >We could probably come up with a better system using a tree
         | coordinate system.
         | 
         | I'd suggest having ones that count from origin, and other that
         | count from present, so the current extant species would be +1,
         | LUCA would be -1.
         | 
         | Eukaryot? count from origin, Beagle? Count from present.
        
       | picafrost wrote:
       | I find it a real shame that botany doesn't receive a larger share
       | of the curriculum in school. Plants are ubiquitous (obviously),
       | they've been here well before we have and will remain here well
       | after we've gone extinct. Despite that, in my experience, the
       | average person knows very little about how and why they are
       | organized into taxonomies and what characteristics that gives
       | them.
       | 
       | Seed pod? Square stems and opposite leaves? Five petaled flowers?
       | All simple things to identify and dramatically narrow to a small
       | set of families, if not one. And then the morphology between
       | plants in those families becomes interesting to observe. And so
       | it goes on.
       | 
       | Then again, a great number of people live in areas totally absent
       | of any plants that aren't from a Home Depot, so that knowledge
       | can scarcely be used. This is something Joey (the author) loves
       | to rant about in his videos.
        
         | sophacles wrote:
         | Too busy focusing on STEM to talk about stems.
         | 
         | (I know botany is a science but STEM has a inherent bias
         | towards white collar job acquisition and nearly every jobs
         | requiring plant knowlege are not that)
        
       | swiftcoder wrote:
       | That is an S tier domain name/title
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | Putting a seed into the ground then waiting a long time and
       | hoping (praying?) that something will come out that you will like
       | is a lot like ... training deep learning models. The latter will
       | pay more of course :)
        
       | CalRobert wrote:
       | If you watch only one video make it the Berkeley Bowl one
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/PUFQouwqbe8
        
       | jojocool0501 wrote:
       | My favorite Youtube channel.
       | 
       | Please watch the latest
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDVcfSYcxc0. It's an interview
       | with an old botanist, who shares his wisdom and philosophy,
       | remains engaged after decades of witnessing first hand America's
       | nature getting destroyed. 2 main points: - destroyed old-growth
       | forests, grassland, remnant prairies takes millennia to be back
       | to what they were, not decades. Insects and other pollinators
       | don't just reappear - water availability for plants comes in many
       | forms, all of which disappear with tillage.
       | 
       | Joey is an acquired taste, but if you look past the strong and
       | odd personality (the persona?), his channel is a gold mine. But
       | this time he was (rightfully) impressed by Gerry (Gerould)
       | Wilhelm's wealth of knowledge.
        
         | AHabe wrote:
         | I love this guy, also my favourite Youtube channel and one of
         | my favourite podcasts, he also guests on In Defence of Plants
         | from time to time, I have the impression he's friends with the
         | host.
         | 
         | Loved him ever since I randomly stumbled across his guerilla
         | tree planting video in I want to say 2020?
         | 
         | Anyway, we all must support the train driver turned botanist.
        
         | andai wrote:
         | Brilliant, thanks for sharing.
         | 
         | I'm reminded of an article I read once, it seems to have gone
         | offline, an interview with indie game dev Jason Rohrer. He said
         | the city took him to court for not mowing his lawn. He ended up
         | winning under the 1st amendment (the lawn was "free expression"
         | or something...)[0]
         | 
         | I thought that was really interesting (and obviously wouldn't
         | work in other countries).
         | 
         | The other day I walked around the neighborhood and found this
         | massive patch of grass and weeds that had been mowed, and
         | scorched by the sun, so it was just mostly dead. Barely 5
         | minutes away, the city had fenced out special plots and paid to
         | have a bunch of weeds _instlled_ , to help the bees. Comedy.
         | 
         | [0] Edit: Yeah it's deleted. I found backups though!
         | 
         | https://archive.ph/j9025
         | 
         | https://web.archive.org/web/20150315123808/https://www.esqui...
        
           | badpun wrote:
           | > I thought that was really interesting (and obviously
           | wouldn't work in other countries).
           | 
           | I don't know about other countries, but in Poland you're just
           | not required to cut down your lawn at all, unless it's a fire
           | hazard (you have a lot of dead and dried up plants).
        
             | graemep wrote:
             | I think legal requirements are a US thing. I had only heard
             | of it in HOA run places though.
             | 
             | Here in the UK there are no usually legal requirements, but
             | it might be a social problem as your neighbours will not
             | like it.
        
               | voakbasda wrote:
               | Not just HOAs. Talk grass allows insects and vermin to
               | move more freely. In cities, this contributes to their
               | spread, so some places have city-wide ordinances that
               | require lawn maintenance.
        
               | nsvd2 wrote:
               | How terrifying that a bit of nature may be near a person!
               | Better cover it with roundup so they don't have to suffer
               | the horror of seeing a spider
        
               | FuriouslyAdrift wrote:
               | Rat and mice infestations are not fun. I have had enough
               | trouble dealing with my pollinator and monarch butterfly
               | habitats and mice. I actually TRY to get rabbits and
               | squirrels but mice go after their babies.
        
               | horsawlarway wrote:
               | I mean, I get it - I somewhat agree with your take, but
               | this is somewhat of a "damned if you do, damned if you
               | don't" case.
               | 
               | I think you undermine your argument when you don't
               | understand the complaint. Because I'd also like to see a
               | lot more native plants, and less manicured, mono-culture
               | yards with poison sprayed all over them.
               | 
               | But at least in my area, the problem isn't "oh look a
               | spider"... it's "oh shit, that house is collapsing
               | because of termites", and "Oh shit, my neighbor's mom's
               | house just burned down because rats chewed through the
               | wiring in the walls", and "Fuck me! That's hogweed
               | growing in that yard! Time to call the city".
               | 
               | Pests are a real concern - they cause lots of monetary
               | damage, and can seriously injure or hurt people if not
               | monitored. Does that mean we should nuke everything with
               | chemicals and make a sterile hellscape? No - I don't
               | think it does.
               | 
               | But it doesn't pay to be dismissive either.
        
               | anon84873628 wrote:
               | The complaint is not well founded and doesn't explain how
               | native landscapes make the problem any worse.
               | 
               | A healthy ecosystem with owls, snakes, and coyotes will
               | keep rodents in check. But well before that point, the
               | ubiquitous feral domestic cats usually wreak havoc on
               | pests and songbirds alike. Not to mention that most of
               | the problem starts with bad food storage and waste
               | management in the first place, not tall grasses or a few
               | fruit trees (hence the flocks of pigeons and seagulls
               | around parking lot dumpsters).
               | 
               | Plus, no one is trying to stop you from tenting houses
               | for termites, which are meditated by landscape practices
               | like mulch and irrigation rather than the types of plants
               | themselves.
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | Most city code about turfgrass lawns mandates cutting
               | them if you have one. If you don't want to maintain a
               | lawn by keeping it trimmed, rip it out. It's a non-native
               | monoculture, allowing it to grow un-maintained is uh,
               | stupid. Rip the sod out and plant clover and daisies,
               | problem solved.
               | 
               | My city also requires "noxious weeds" to be removed,
               | which is a state requirement that the city
               | inherited/adopted: https://www.mda.state.mn.us/minnesota-
               | noxious-weed-list It's comprised of invasive species like
               | Japanese knotweed and buckthorn and others I am
               | unfamiliar with. Our State Parks and also private
               | landowners use goats to get rid of buckthorn similar to
               | other places.
               | 
               | That being said, city code in my city would allow you to
               | replace a grass law with clover or native plants/grasses
               | or landscaping or wooded areas, etc. The code simply says
               | "If you have a grass lawn you must cut it if the grass
               | generates seeds or is 8" long."
        
               | tobinfricke wrote:
               | Apparently this text is part of the "International
               | Property Management Code", which is incorporated into the
               | municipal code of many cities?
               | 
               | https://codes.iccsafe.org/content/IPMC2024P1/chapter-3-ge
               | ner...
        
               | graemep wrote:
               | So not just HOAs but very much US?
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | Generally, property in places where the landscape is
               | well-maintained is worth substantially more than property
               | where half the lawns are uncut and the fence lines are
               | overgrown with weeds.
               | 
               | The US is a land of individualists who also have most of
               | their wealth tied up in their homes so property
               | ordinances are popular, despite the "I can do whatever I
               | want" attitude of American culture.
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | There are municipalities in the US with lawn ordinances,
               | mine has one.
               | 
               | > Tall Grass and Weeds
               | 
               | > Weeds or grass more than eight inches high or that have
               | gone to seed must be cut or mowed. Noxious weeds, as
               | defined by the state Department of Agriculture, must be
               | controlled or destroyed completely.
               | 
               | Source: https://www.stpaul.gov/departments/safety-
               | inspections/rent-b...
               | 
               | A lawn is not required, but if you have one, the grass
               | must be cut if it seeds or is more than 8" long.
        
           | xnx wrote:
           | A weed is just a plant growing where you don't want it. So
           | everything/nothing is a weed depending on context.
        
           | holgerschurig wrote:
           | > and obviously wouldn't work in other countries
           | 
           | It wouldn't work e.g. in Germany since here we don't have
           | "home owners associations" that reduce the freedom of whole
           | housing areas. That is: you are "mostly" free in the first
           | place to grow whatever you want.
           | 
           | Mostly ? because there is always complexity with law. For
           | example, if you grow a huge tree that takes all the sun from
           | your neighbor, then you're tapping into the freedom of your
           | neighbor. And then the neighbor can ask you to remove or at
           | least trim the tree ... absolute freedom almost always hinder
           | others.
           | 
           | And so yes, there are cases where people though "My own
           | freedom for a posh garden is diminished due to the biosphere
           | of my neighbor, All the weed seeds are flowing to me". And
           | people took others before court. And then each individual
           | case is looked at. And often enough the case is just turned
           | down because of the constitution guaranteeing freedom of
           | expression.
           | 
           | And that, in turn, means that "obviously won't work in other
           | countries" is wrong.
           | 
           | How US-Americans with one of the worst constitution and law
           | systems of the western world constantly think that "only
           | they" have something freedom-related is beyond me. If you
           | look at your history ... you had slavery --- with your
           | current constitution. You had genocide and trail of tears ---
           | with your current constitution. You have gerrymandering ---
           | with your current constitution. You sentence people to death
           | but from 7482 death penalties of 1973-2004 a whole 4.1% were
           | in error --- under your constitution. Each of these was or is
           | an extreme reduction of people's freedom.
        
         | dfltr wrote:
         | His instagram account
         | (https://www.instagram.com/crime_pays_but_botany_doesnt) is up
         | there with Chuck Tingle in terms of subscribing to little bits
         | of life-affirming joy in a difficult world.
        
           | mudil wrote:
           | How is the world so difficult? People live nowadays better
           | than kings of France used to live. In the last hundred years
           | we've been going through an unprecedented wealth creation,
           | not just in the West but accross the world.
        
         | cowsandmilk wrote:
         | I had an interesting internal debate the other day about
         | whether farm fields were more natural than fields of solar
         | panels. (Ignore fields that have both for now). To me, a tilled
         | field that is being chemically fertilized and tilled is at this
         | point just as far removed from the former native state.
        
       | brunohaid wrote:
       | Launching a thing soon to make it more accessible, without
       | sacrificing scientific depth, eg:
       | 
       | https://www.meso.cloud/plants/tracheophyta/magnoliopsida/gen...
       | 
       | Aggregates 780k plants and fungi from many canonical sources
       | (IPNI, Wikidata, GBIF, iNaturalist etc) and tries to present the
       | data in an intuitive and engaging way, lets you search by common
       | names in 300+ languages etc.
       | 
       | Feedback from especially botany nerds very welcome!
        
         | Aboutplants wrote:
         | Very nice! Really incredible amount of sources you're pulling
         | from.
         | 
         | I actually vibecoded a personal app just last week to handle my
         | personal collection of rare succulents and cactus I grow,
         | primarily from seed. I wanted to create something for my young
         | daughter that showed the mature plant along with information
         | about its habitat, growing conditions, how to cultivate (I grow
         | indoors due to my climate), etc.
         | 
         | I'm actually really interested in the devices you have coming
         | soon as I grow indoors and am always looking for improvements
         | on lighting, monitoring, etc. I have a real hodgepodge of
         | lights and gadgets.
        
           | brunohaid wrote:
           | Much appreciated!
           | 
           | Still thinking about how to fold in eFloras and the expanded
           | CoL XR data, and add the immediate habitat/surroundings
           | beyond the climate/geo/pics we already have in a compelling
           | way. If you have any examples of someone who does that really
           | well (sites, apps, books etc) that she likes that'd be great.
           | 
           | Taking the scenic route with devices, really want to nail
           | comparing sensor readings with species' natural habitats and
           | make that intuitive. What are your favorites so far in terms
           | of vendors/items?
        
       | vanessa1211 wrote:
       | I was gonna say botany will pay too
        
       | metalman wrote:
       | move you to Caniba and grow you some extra special weed, and sell
       | it all legal like, fuck you could get a job as a "weed
       | inspector", of "canibis quality inspector" here, but the whole
       | industry was built on crime, which has been semi ish, legalised.
       | the Dutch have growing canibis down to a science, but there is a
       | lot of room left, and as prices were set durring prohibition,
       | profits remain very high.
        
       | avadodin wrote:
       | I loved botany and going outside before, but I loved it even more
       | when he became popular(reference).
       | 
       | I haven't watched him for years because I don't want to miss any
       | of the botany.
        
         | hypercube33 wrote:
         | Absolutely check out his multi part series "it doesn't have to
         | suck" about turning Tucson AZ into a living greenspace city.
         | It's hopeful and inspiring what they are doing there!
        
       | znpy wrote:
       | > at the time, he [Linneaus] was probably mostly thinking of
       | "white European cultures"
       | 
       | How boring this is, makes me want to close the page immediately.
       | 
       | The guy, Linneaus, lived in the 1700s and "white European
       | cultures" were all there was to him. Us wasn't even a whole
       | nation yet and there wasn't much scientific cooperation with
       | other civilisations.
       | 
       | Also, at the time latin was the lingua franca for the scientific
       | world.
       | 
       | Stop judging people by the customs of their time, it's a moronic
       | endeavour.
        
         | KaiserPro wrote:
         | If you read a bit further, they author then explains why they
         | put that in:
         | 
         | > The fucker [Linneaus] created a beautiful system, and it
         | works. And that's why we still use it. I say this because a few
         | unthinking "performative leftist" nitwits as of late have
         | decided to attack the science of taxonomy itself).
         | 
         | I think its in there to head of compliants from people who
         | would otherwise say that latin scientific names are bad. The
         | author goes on to illustrate why thats bad
        
           | kikokikokiko wrote:
           | Well, he wasnt very good at conveying his idea then. I also
           | stopped reading at that point. Fuck anyone that holds this
           | idiotic beliefs.
        
       | jckahn wrote:
       | Oh hey it's the Chonkasaurus guy!
       | 
       | https://wgntv.com/video/giant-snapping-turtle-nicknamed-chon...
        
       | jpease wrote:
       | I read through the site, but can't find the crime pays part.
        
       | hmcamp wrote:
       | The title is misleading. There was nothing in the article
       | comparing/contrasting/linking botany and crime.
        
         | virgil_disgr4ce wrote:
         | Man you must be _really_ fun at parties
        
         | itomato wrote:
         | You'll have to start with S1E1
        
       | snarfy wrote:
       | Instead of trying to make the plants healthy, make the dirt
       | healthy. It seems like the same thing but it is a different
       | mindset.
        
         | TZubiri wrote:
         | What is healthy dirt, if not dirt that grows healthy plants.
         | Which will of course depend on the plant.
        
       | DivingForGold wrote:
       | Hort. Science degree from A&M in '80, employers offered to pay me
       | $800 a month a water their greenhouses. Indeed, Botany was one of
       | the more boring courses required. Scrapped by after the
       | university as a landscaper-irrigator, then discovered too many
       | years later the uber wealthy living on certain Texas Lakes would
       | pay enormous sums to have me dive to service-install their pumps
       | to feed raw water to their landscapes. Customers would call me in
       | exasperation explaining they just got a water bill for like $900
       | to $1,000. Raw lake water was available at about $150 to $175 per
       | 325,000 gallons with a permit. A lady I knew convinced me that
       | horticulture, and especially botany, are "labors of love", not
       | particularly a way to become financially successful.
        
       | goda90 wrote:
       | I enjoyed his rant videos about soul sucking landscaping and the
       | ways it could be better with lower maintenance native plants.
        
       | lo_zamoyski wrote:
       | What an obnoxious post.
       | 
       | Pro-tip: knock off the vulgarity and avoid making ignorant
       | remarks that pander to presently fashionable sentiments. It
       | doesn't "spice up" your text or make it more "fun" or "real",
       | unless you mean "really bad". It makes it obnoxious, likely phony
       | (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here), and base.
        
         | BigTTYGothGF wrote:
         | > (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here)
         | 
         | Please expand on why you think it being phony is a benefit.
        
           | lo_zamoyski wrote:
           | I didn't say being phony is a benefit. I was (in my view)
           | charitably giving the author the benefit _of the doubt_ by
           | assuming that his vulgarity is feigned (posturing) and not
           | ingrained and habitual.
        
       | greenyhuman wrote:
       | imagine a world with no plants, how sad it would be. i try to
       | fill my house with as many plants i can, a constant cloning of
       | plants, i have started collecting rocks. its m new daily habit.
       | collect a few rocks. it makes my plants happy. and you know what,
       | my plants like to be happy, if the plants are happy i am happy.
       | are you happy ? there is a android application on github that
       | identifys plants on device using local ai plant net or something
       | www.github.com/jegly/box
        
       | apercu wrote:
       | I just heard about a rare one in Wisconsin - someone I know knows
       | someone that has land that includes original prairie and there is
       | an almost extinct plant on that property. The local University
       | has been studying the land for years, but a grad student stole
       | seeds from this plant multiple years in a row and sold them - the
       | landowner shut down access to the University, ending a 20 year
       | study by a tenured prof.
        
       | fl4regun wrote:
       | I've recently taken to learning about plant identification, it's
       | interesting to make observations about all the flora you see
       | walking about. Will need to note these books for later!
        
         | Aboutplants wrote:
         | Me and my wife we talking about A/R glasses the other day and
         | we both agreed that one of our number one use cases would be
         | having the camera actively identify plant species when taking a
         | walk or hike. Not every time it sees a plant obviously, just
         | when a new species is identified along the way.
        
       | arjie wrote:
       | Haha, the Latin (or pseudo-Latin, I suppose) I like for the fact
       | that it's sufficiently alien to not introduce terminology
       | confusion like "strawberries aren't berries and pineapple is a
       | berry" or whatever that is a colloquial language confusion.
       | 
       | Science does have a lot of weird terminology that can be
       | improved, though. One example is the thing I've always known
       | since a child as the Fallopian Tube. At some point in my
       | twenties, I learned Eileter - egg carrier - and the subsequent
       | term oviduct. I'm a huge fan of Germanic compound words since
       | destructuring them gives you information on the object - the ovum
       | tube. There is a commonality in terminology between different
       | parts of the body and this concordance aids memory and recall.
       | 
       | A Fallopian Tube on the other hand implies some kind of
       | membership of the group of Fallopes and has no function
       | description.
        
       | tenderfault wrote:
       | all we want to know is how to grow our own mushrooms. I clicked
       | with high hope.
        
       | yboris wrote:
       | Plant(ing) related: I planted 100 trees in my tiny back yard,
       | creating a _pocket forest_ / _Miyawaki forest_ - a technique
       | encouraging fast growth through dense planting (3-5 trees  /
       | shrubs per square meter). Routed my gutters into a swale along
       | the tree line - looking forward to watching a forest appear over
       | the next decade.
       | 
       | https://www.creatingtomorrowsforests.co.uk/blog/the-miyawaki...
        
       | wowczarek wrote:
       | As a child of an entomologist turned botanist and another
       | naturalist, who grew up in our home library full of assorted
       | atlases, monographies and other odd books, I often learned the
       | Latin names together with the respective common names, and it's
       | amazing how it sticks. Being able to look at a random plant and
       | say I don't know what it is exactly, but it's definitely
       | labiaceae, is something I will always appreciate. Only recently
       | my father sent me a video of a dormouse making themselves at home
       | at a friend's cottage and my brain said "Glis glis". How I
       | remembered it, I have no clue. I'm an IT person.
        
         | Aboutplants wrote:
         | My young daughter can identify a whole host of native species
         | by their scientific names and it absolutely floors adults who
         | catch her doing it. Our house is a plant nerd house so she just
         | picked it all up on her own and enjoys it as a small component
         | of her life.
        
         | ButlerianJihad wrote:
         | One of my father's coworkers (environmental health & safety)
         | was an entomologist. I wonder how much of her work was in
         | forensics.
         | 
         | Our family is Catholic, and Mom hates Latin, so as a
         | reactionary I absolutely love it. As a child about 10 years
         | old, I began to collect books called "Field Guide" such as
         | _Field Guide to Spiders_ and _Field Guide to Butterflies_ and
         | so forth. These were wonderful, glossy illustrated handbooks,
         | and while the only field trips I made were into our suburban
         | backyard, we saw a quality mix of flora and fauna because of
         | Dad 's gardening and our proximity to a canyon.
         | 
         | And the index would have all scientific names listed, and so I
         | set myself to the task of memorizing as many as possible. I
         | hardly recall any today, except _apis mellifera_ and _mosca
         | domestica_ but I can tell you, it was really influential for my
         | social life at recess to be blurting out the Latin names of
         | creepy-crawlies. _Harry Potter_ was still at least 15 years in
         | the future, then, and none of the girls showed interest in
         | field trips.
        
       | talon8635 wrote:
       | So happy to see this Chanel posted. Love this guy!
        
       | BurningFrog wrote:
       | Stopped reading when he out of nowhere felt the need to say that
       | Linnaeus was probably a racist bigot, based on nothing.
        
       | PatHyatt wrote:
       | Wonderful podcast and shorts.
        
       | chabes wrote:
       | Joey is a gem
        
       | ratelimitsteve wrote:
       | one of my favorite youtubers but I feel like if you're linking
       | directly to a reading list the title of your post should reflect
       | that
        
       | olivierlacan wrote:
       | Odd to see one of the best native plant communicators referenced
       | on HN but I'll use to opportunity to mention a side project I'd
       | been delaying diving in for years and finally committed to
       | recently if there are folks here who want to not only learn to
       | identify crucial native flora (and fauna) but contribute to
       | restoring local native plants that are critical to ecosystems.
       | 
       | So, mini show HN: https://indigene.app is a browser-only, offline
       | & mobile-friendly, no account, no ads, open source tool to help
       | you find native plants that would thrive exactly where you are.
       | I've tried to make it as thoroughly sourced as possible but focus
       | heavily on folks that have less experience with gardening _and_
       | native plants in general.
       | 
       | I've been adding coverage to a handful of US and French
       | ecoregions for now (what I know) and you can already do plant
       | lookups by GPS, postal code, and ecoregion). The app will help
       | you identify you spot, sun, soil, and specific ecosystem support
       | goals (wildlife, birds, erosion or runoff control, growth) and
       | offer a sortable list you can fine-tune with requirements (max
       | height/width, no thorns, pet safe, spread, zero watering, etc.).
       | 
       | There's a lot more in there I've wanted for years like bloom
       | windows, host species counts, dependent native wildlife, growth-
       | over-time charts, propagation tips, and tons of sourced
       | references that overlap with a lot of the resources Joey Santore
       | and other native plant folks reference.
       | 
       | None of this replaces useful tools like iNaturalist whose
       | excellent open API I use to show what native plants look like in
       | Indigene, but hopefully it encourages folks who have the means
       | and the time to start rebuilding local ecosystems we've neglected
       | or actively destroyed.
       | 
       | PS: because I can't help it, the app has detailed release notes
       | gendered from its changelog at https://indigene.app/release-
       | notes/. It also takes privacy & safety very seriously:
       | https://indigene.app/privacy
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | There are several branches of horticulture that require the
         | same sort of systems thinking that makes one a good staff or
         | principal engineer. Natives are one of them.
        
         | gooob wrote:
         | hell yeah, glad to see it, keep at it! this is the type of
         | thing that i always figured software people would naturally
         | tend to support, because it's just systems thinking. what
         | better thing to do than to heal the ecosystems on which we
         | depend?
        
         | exolymph wrote:
         | Aw man, since you're sharing this on HN, you gotta cover
         | California!
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | This is all the motivation I needed. I want to add more
           | species to Florida first because this project finally came to
           | life thanks to a visiting friend who still lives in Florida
           | and struggles to find what to plant around her house.
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | Southern California is in. Took a bit longer than planned
           | since as you'll see there were quite a few other improvements
           | today: https://indigene.app/release-notes/0.24/
           | 
           | I'll move on to other parts soon, like the Bay Area.
        
         | legel wrote:
         | I'm a Visiting Scientist at UC Berkeley focusing on AI for
         | ecology.
         | 
         | Always great to see fellow technologists in this space!
         | 
         | For the past few years I've maintained a free open source
         | project called Ecodash (https://ecodash.ai) covering the
         | world's native plants, with trait filters.
         | 
         | Code here: https://github.com/legel/ecodash
         | 
         | While I'm also an entrepreneur and *do* believe there is a lot
         | of financial opportunity in this space, I also really just want
         | to see ecosystems thrive.
         | 
         | Keep up the great work!
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | It's so nice to know you've worked on this. I'm very curious
           | what sources you used.
           | 
           | The most fun I had with Indigene was when I decided to add
           | French ecoregions so my parents could use the app too. Most
           | of the work is in this PR where I used a recently published
           | study's plant host species data to offer ecosystem
           | value/services metrics since the Tallamy data doesn't cover
           | that: https://github.com/olivierlacan/indigene/pull/53
           | 
           | That stuff reignitated the kind of deep data hunt fever I
           | haven't had since my COVID Tracking Project days when I was
           | finding random ArcGIS dashboards and extracting data from
           | their JSON calls to find some reliable case data.
           | 
           | I'm bummed I didn't find your project before. I kept looking
           | for something when I moved from Florida to Washington after
           | converting my entire yard there. Having to learn a whole new
           | ecoregion was rough and it made me think the barrier should
           | be drastically lower for people who aren't as motivated.
           | 
           | On the financial opportunity side, I hoped for a while that
           | there may be a way to align our best interest as a species
           | (and our ecosystem) with what our modern societies value but
           | the last decade has made it clear to me that neither
           | governments nor private enterprise are capable to remain as
           | focused as they need to be. Plus leveraging worldwide public-
           | funded science to make a living seems a bit odd if I can
           | instead use my engineering expertise to _not_ require
           | unnecessary waste of resources (servers, more LLM tokens,
           | etc.) as the ecosystem rapidly degrades.
        
         | nja wrote:
         | Wow, this is a lovely tool, and it's clearly built with a lot
         | of your own knowledge! I'm in New England and this has some
         | great recs for my land.
         | 
         | One slight piece of feedback: it's pretty clear a lot of the
         | text was output of AI. IME (and just _my_ E, of course), this
         | detracts somewhat from the authority of the page, as it makes
         | it seem more like it just came from a conversation with Claude,
         | rather than from your knowledge filtered through building an
         | app. Might be worth doing a couple of passes to tighten up and
         | human-ize it a bit :). (since it's open source, I suppose I
         | could always PR myself if you'd be open to it)
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | Thank you, it's very explicitly the result of a relatively
           | tight but fast TDD development process with Opus (4.8 & 5
           | mostly), a _lot_ of cross-referencing with established
           | sources (see https://indigene.app/sources), and my own 30
           | years of amateur gardening experience and roughly 10 years of
           | Florida & PNW native planting & observation experience.
           | 
           | So I take this feedback to heart and just like with the
           | (sourced & generated) French localization I'm working my way
           | through validating everything. This is another benefit of the
           | project being entirely public, you can see precisely in the
           | repo what I did and didn't think to do in order to ensure
           | accuracy.
           | 
           | When it comes to prose & style, I've set some clear
           | accessibility goals in the agent config, and I've rewritten
           | some things but it can be hard to fight the needless
           | verbosity of LLMs at times.
           | 
           | I would deeply appreciate if you took the time to send a PR
           | for any kind of improvement or addition). Thanks in advance.
        
         | alex-robbins wrote:
         | I'm at https://indigene.app/regions/pnw (on Firefox on Android)
         | and I'm frustrated because I can't find a map of the region's
         | boundary. It's not at all clear to me how far north or south
         | the region extends.
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | Fair criticism, this is based on EPA Level III/IV Ecoregions
           | (cited in https://github.com/olivierlacan/indigene/blob/main/
           | DATA_SOUR...) but I agree there should be a way to see it in
           | a clear map.
           | 
           | Level III/IV Maps are here: https://www.epa.gov/eco-
           | research/level-iii-and-iv-ecoregions...
           | 
           | At the very least I'll make sure each region page links to
           | this given it's the source that determines what species are
           | shown.
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | Fixed via https://github.com/olivierlacan/indigene/pull/105
           | 
           | Thanks again for the suggestion. It'll take some refining but
           | I also included nearby cities so it's easier to get a sense
           | of scale and proximity.
        
         | lelandbatey wrote:
         | You've done a great job with the "how big does it get"/"what
         | will it look like" SVG diagrams, those are incredibly helpful.
         | 
         | https://indigene.app/plants/symphyotrichum-subspicatum
         | 
         | https://indigene.app/plants/juncus-patens
         | 
         | Very helpful for choosing plants.
        
           | olivierlacan wrote:
           | Some are pretty crude but it was one of the hardest things to
           | determine when dealing with a fairly small garden. I agree
           | they've been very useful before and sometimes after planting
           | when it becomes clear you might have to relocate a plant.
           | 
           | The next thing I'd like to do is categorize some of the
           | plants that are ideal for foundation planting (water
           | management, vertical taproots) or curb islands (between
           | sidewalks & streets).
        
       | gooob wrote:
       | glad to see this posted here on my day off! the universe seems to
       | have a way of reminding of certain things and pointing me in the
       | right direction!
        
       | ASinclair wrote:
       | I saw him talk at SF Nerd Nite years ago. Very entertaining and
       | informative. The crazy thing is he's self taught. Smart man.
        
       | fastaguy88 wrote:
       | Two nits to pick, one major, one minor:
       | 
       | Major:                  "Common names simply don't work on a
       | large scale. One common name (ie    "cedar") can refer to 8
       | different totally unrelated plants, where as Cedrus refers
       | specifically to the genus which contains the species C. libani,
       | C. deodara,  and C. atlantica."
       | 
       | Actually, those 8 different plants are hardly "totally
       | unrelated". They are quite closely related in the evolutionary
       | scheme of things (plants have been around for 1.6 billion years).
       | Red cedar (Juniperus virginiana) and Cedrus (Cedrus atlantica)
       | are both plants, but also Pinidae (conifers), and diverged about
       | 250 Million years ago (time tree.org), so more distantly related
       | that mammals (~80 y), but midway between humans/platypus (200 My)
       | and humans/ducks (320 My). Hardly unrelated.
       | 
       | Minor:                  "Why is it [taxonomy] cool? Because we
       | now group things according to how evolutionarily related are, and
       | how they evolved."
       | 
       | Yes, we group things by how closely related they are, but not
       | necessarily by how distantly related they are in time. Taxonomy
       | is about branch order, not distance in evolutionary time. The
       | same species in a genus may include organisms that diverged
       | several million years ago, but other species may have diverged
       | much more recently. Taxonomy is a kind of evolutionary history
       | that need not have a very regular clock.
        
         | cmpb wrote:
         | To nit 1: "totally unrelated" could reasonably mean "not in the
         | same genus", but even relaxing that to "not in the same family"
         | holds true for the word "cedars". The author's point about
         | "common names" seems pretty salient
         | 
         | To nit 2: I fail to see what you're actually nitpicking here...
         | How evolutionary related things are and how they evolved _are_
         | pretty well illustrated by taxonomic ranking. Some organisms
         | (in a stable ecology) don't change much over time and some
         | things do, and taxonomy gives us a good way to discuss that.
        
           | fastaguy88 wrote:
           | I suppose "totally unrelated" might mean not in the same
           | genus to some set of taxonomists, but for the larger audience
           | to which this essay was directed, unrelated might mean "is
           | not related in any way" (as in, does not share a common
           | ancestor).
           | 
           | Yes, they are "totally unrelated" in the sense that I am
           | likely totally unrelated to you, but this not a very
           | evolutionary sense of the word "related".
        
             | magicalist wrote:
             | > _Yes, they are "totally unrelated" in the sense that I am
             | likely totally unrelated to you_
             | 
             | Why would you assume that the "larger audience" would
             | assume that "unrelated" means that these species of trees
             | came from independent origins of life on earth instead of
             | this totally normal and common sense of the phrase that you
             | use here?
        
       | ivraatiems wrote:
       | This guy is the Regular Car Reviews of botany - no punches
       | pulled, heart of gold. I love his work, especially his parody of
       | the depraved landscapers of today:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be5ZnQiZslE&t=74s
        
       | pvaldes wrote:
       | This may explain why they are so few botanists and so many
       | criminals, even when everybody needs more botanists but nobody
       | needs so many criminals.
        
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