[HN Gopher] Arm AGI CPU
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       Arm AGI CPU
        
       Author : RealityVoid
       Score  : 232 points
       Date   : 2026-03-24 17:30 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
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       | RealityVoid wrote:
       | Arm apparently now sells their own CPU's.
        
       | throwa356262 wrote:
       | AGI = Agentic AI Infrastructure
       | 
       | In case you were thinking about some other abbreviation...
        
         | RealityVoid wrote:
         | It's... really something. Not good. Something.
        
         | lupajz wrote:
         | I mean, they could at least use AI to figure out how to name
         | their AI product.
        
           | foolproofplan wrote:
           | maybe they did and why they got this slop?
        
           | _ache_ wrote:
           | They did ask AI if AGI what a great name. It said that it was
           | the greatest name possible. It's bold, aspirational, and ...
           | polarizing?!
           | 
           | Oh god! Mistral tell me it's highly polarizing, will make the
           | buzz and it's risky but anyway people will know that ARM is
           | doing CPU again now (maybe I did put too many context).
        
           | embedding-shape wrote:
           | > I work at ARM, we're launching a new CPU optimized for LLM
           | usage. We're thinking of calling it "Arm Agentic AI
           | Infrastructure CPU", or "Arm AGI CPU" for short. Do you think
           | this is a good idea?
           | 
           | > No. I would not use it as the product name. "AGI CPU" will
           | be read as artificial general intelligence, not "agentic AI
           | infrastructure," so it invites confusion and sounds hypey.
           | 
           | To bad these executives seemingly don't have access to
           | ChatGPT.
        
         | hootz wrote:
         | What a terrible, terrible name.
        
         | ux266478 wrote:
         | I think this is a poetic encapsulation of the AI industry at
         | this point. A beautifully poignant vignette.
        
           | Aerroon wrote:
           | It feels more like "blockchain" to me:
           | https://www.cnbc.com/2017/12/21/long-island-iced-tea-
           | micro-c...
        
         | charcircuit wrote:
         | AGI stands for Artificial General Intelligence.
        
           | hagbard_c wrote:
           | Are you sure it doesn't stand for _Advanced Guessing
           | Instrument_? That 's what the result often seem to indicate
           | after all.
        
           | lock1 wrote:
           | Pretty sure it stands for "Artificial abbreviation & hype
           | GeneratIon" nowadays
        
         | SilverElfin wrote:
         | They pathetically don't mention what it stands for anywhere in
         | this press release. Deceptive marketing at worst, shameless AI-
         | washing at best.
        
         | WhrRTheBaboons wrote:
         | I would've went for Agentic Neural Infrastructure personally
         | 
         | ARMANI for short /s
        
         | esafak wrote:
         | The coast is clear to come up with your own expansion for AI!
        
         | conductr wrote:
         | Missed opportunity to call it AAII and market it as twice as
         | powerful as regular AI.
        
           | flopsamjetsam wrote:
           | A^2I^2 or (AI)^2
        
           | jayd16 wrote:
           | We put AI in our AI so the AI is already baked in.
        
         | artyom wrote:
         | Not bait at all
        
         | monegator wrote:
         | what lenghts are they going to, just to say we have achieved
         | AGI... now who's moving the goalpost?
        
         | bee_rider wrote:
         | It's like they decided to moon all the onlookers while jumping
         | the shark...
         | 
         | I don't know if it was intentional or they were so far out over
         | their skis that they got their bathing suit caught, but it's
         | impressive either way.
        
         | ww520 wrote:
         | Should have called it A^3I^2 - Arm Agentic Artificial
         | Intelligence Infrastructure.
        
       | nurettin wrote:
       | I was wondering who convinced ARM to manufacture hardware. Turns
       | out it was Meta.
        
         | redwood wrote:
         | Fabless. Like AMD and Nvidia. So I would think about it more as
         | branding and packaging than Manufacturing
        
           | anvuong wrote:
           | Huh, many companies use TSMC, in fact, probably all of them
           | use TSMC, including Intel, yet there are only a few who
           | dominates in performance. There are much more in designing
           | chips than what you just listed.
        
             | i_am_a_peasant wrote:
             | Intel uses its own fabs for certain IP, tsmc for others
             | yeah. As far as I've seen the latest greatest Panther Lake
             | that stuff is made in intel's arizona fabs.
        
           | IshKebab wrote:
           | There's a big difference between just providing IP and
           | actually doing the physical design, manufacturing and
           | packaging. You can't just send your RTL to TSMC and magically
           | get packaged chips back.
           | 
           | I haven't ever ordered an ARM SoC but I also wouldn't be
           | surprised if there were significant parts that they left up
           | to integrators before - PLLs, pads, SRAM etc.
        
         | walterbell wrote:
         | Nuvia/Qualcomm lawsuit and Softbank.
        
         | cmrdporcupine wrote:
         | Now if only they would go back to being "Acorn RISC Machines"
         | and make a nice desktop home computer again...
         | 
         | One can dream.
        
           | wmf wrote:
           | DGX Spark is pretty nice. It could be cheaper if they removed
           | the NIC though.
        
             | cmrdporcupine wrote:
             | I have the ASUS variant. I like it well enough.
             | 
             | I see the NIC as a form of future proofing, but we'll see.
             | 
             | My Ryzen 9 mini-PC from 2 years ago outperforms this thing
             | in raw CPU Though.
        
       | vova_hn2 wrote:
       | I found this article extremely frustrating to read. Maybe I lack
       | some required prior knowledge and I am not the target audience
       | for this.
       | 
       | > built on the Arm Neoverse platform
       | 
       | What the heck is "Arm Neoverse"? No explanation given, link leads
       | to website in Chinese. Using Firefox translating tool doesn't
       | help much:
       | 
       | > Arm Neoverse delivers the best performance from the cloud to
       | the edge
       | 
       | What? This is just a pile of buzzwords, it doesn't mean anything.
       | 
       | The article doesn't seem to contain any information on how much
       | it costs or any performance benchmarks to compare it with other
       | CPUs. It's all just marketing slop, basically.
        
         | nicoburns wrote:
         | > The ARM Neoverse is a group of 64-bit ARM processor cores
         | licensed by Arm Holdings. The cores are intended for
         | datacenter, edge computing, and high-performance computing use.
         | The group consists of ARM Neoverse V-Series, ARM Neoverse
         | N-Series, and ARM Neoverse E-Series.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARM_Neoverse
        
         | snek_case wrote:
         | I feel like this is most products in the AI space lately. More
         | marketing fuzz than substance. Hard to figure out what thing
         | even does.
        
       | papichulo2023 wrote:
       | What does "Built for rack-scale agentic efficiency" even means?
        
         | ray_v wrote:
         | We just say words now that sound good for marketing but have no
         | real meaning.
        
           | girvo wrote:
           | > now
           | 
           | I'd argue we have always done that, and in fact it's
           | basically the definition of marketing!
        
         | varispeed wrote:
         | It's a code sentence for let's go to the utility room to cross
         | pollinate ideas.
        
         | r_lee wrote:
         | I was gonna say just big DCs in marketing yap but really wtf
         | does that mean?
        
         | otabdeveloper4 wrote:
         | It's when LLM agents are inefficient that you need a whole rack
         | of servers to get shit done.
        
         | sdwvit wrote:
         | Translation: "Can you give us some money pretty please?"
        
         | inerte wrote:
         | It's volume of tokens consumed x number of agents x rack space.
         | Basically agentic computation density.
        
         | thewebguyd wrote:
         | Big "but mongodb is web scale" vibes
        
         | throwa356262 wrote:
         | If you read past the marketing talk, this is basically a
         | massively multicore system (136) with significantly reduced
         | power usage (300W).
         | 
         | Where does Agentic come into this? ARMs explanation is that
         | future Agentic workloads will be both CPU and GPU bound thus
         | the need for significant CPU efficiency.
        
         | anizan wrote:
         | Lots of isolated firecracker instances for openclaw like
         | agents.
        
         | nuker wrote:
         | How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_many_angels_can_dance_on_t...
        
       | yabutlivnWoods wrote:
       | How fun would it be if due to improved chips handling more model
       | state RAM needs are reduced and Sama cannot make all those RAM
       | purchases he booked?
       | 
       | VC without a degree who has no grasp of hardware engineering
       | failed up when all he had to do was noodle numbers in an Excel
       | sheet.
       | 
       | He is so far behind the hardware scene he thinks its sitting
       | still and RAM requirements will be a nice linear path to AGI. Not
       | if new chips optimized for model streaming crater RAM needs.
       | 
       | Hilarious how last decades software geniuses are being revealed
       | as incompetent finance engineers whose success was all due to
       | ZIRP offering endless runway.
        
         | gtowey wrote:
         | The thing they are good at is bullshitting and selling hype.
         | Which we see here doesn't mean they are actually going to be
         | good at running a business. Smart leaders understand they are
         | not omnipotent and omniscient so they surround themselves who
         | know how to get things done. Weak, narcissist leaders think
         | they're the smartest one in the room and fail.
         | 
         | Unfortunately failing upwards is still somehow common, probably
         | because the skill of parting fools from their money is still
         | valuable.
        
           | thereitgoes456 wrote:
           | No, he is also good at networking. When OpenAI was mission-
           | driven and Sam was more respected, he could convince the most
           | talented people to work for him.
           | 
           | Now the talent is going to other places for a variety of
           | reasons, not all due to Sam (one of which is little room for
           | options to grow). However it's hard to believe his tanking
           | reputation is not badly hurting the company. Other than Jakub
           | and Greg, I believe there are not many top tier people left,
           | those in top positions are there because they are yes-men to
           | Sam.
        
         | mhjkl wrote:
         | What RAM? OpenAI booked the silicon wafers, they can print
         | anything they want on them. I wouldn't call them "far behind"
         | on hardware when OpenAI are actively buying Cerebras chips.
        
           | yabutlivnWoods wrote:
           | Yes exactly; he is behind in that he has to buy others chips
           | with little say on how they work.
           | 
           | Apple and Google control their own designs.
           | 
           | Sama is 100% an outsider, merely a customer. The chip
           | insiders are onto his effort to pivot out of meme-stock
           | hyping, into owning a chunk of their fiefdom. They laughed
           | off his claims a couple years ago as insane VC gibberish
           | (third hand paraphrase from social network in chip and
           | hardware land).
           | 
           | No way he can pivot and print whatever. Relative to hardware
           | industry he is one of those programmers who can say just
           | enough to get an interview but whiffs the code challenge.
           | 
           | He has no idea where the bleeding edge is so he will just
           | release dated designs. Chip IP is a moat.
           | 
           | Plus a bunch of RAM companies would be left hanging; no
           | orders, no wafers. Sama risks being Jimmy Hoffa'd imploding
           | the asset values of other billionaires.
        
       | rvz wrote:
       | Meta are heavily invested in building their own chips with ARM to
       | reduce their reliance on Nvidia as everyone is going after their
       | (Nvidia) data center revenues.
       | 
       | This is why Meta acquired a chip startup for this reason [0]
       | months ago.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.reuters.com/business/meta-buy-chip-startup-
       | rivos...
        
       | mkl wrote:
       | This is like naming your kid World President Smith.
        
         | rboyd wrote:
         | This could work. Right?
         | https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2002-12744-001
         | 
         | My realtor's last name is House
        
           | IshKebab wrote:
           | Reporting bias.
        
           | conductr wrote:
           | > Studies 1-5 showed that people are disproportionately
           | likely to live in places whose names resemble their own first
           | or last names (e.g., people named Louis are
           | disproportionately likely to live in St. Louis).
           | 
           | When I lived in Austin, it seemed like a third of boys born
           | were being named Austin. I presume many of them will end up
           | living there as adults but not because of this particular
           | bias, because they were raised there and have family's there
           | seems to be a more likely driver.
        
             | chrisweekly wrote:
             | "Nominative determinism" is everywhere once you look for
             | it. My vet's last name is McStay.
        
               | krrrh wrote:
               | I just listened to an interview with Carl Trueman about
               | his new book which criticizes transhumanism.
        
           | technothrasher wrote:
           | > Studies 1-5 showed that people are disproportionately
           | likely to live in places whose names resemble their own first
           | or last names
           | 
           | There are several cities in the US that share my last name. I
           | don't live near any of them.
           | 
           | > Study 6 extended this finding to birthday number
           | preferences.
           | 
           | D'oh!
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | My urologist, and I swear I'm not making this up, has the
           | last name "Wiener".
        
           | hn_acc1 wrote:
           | Seems more likely this falls under the replication crisis
           | umbrella. My wife's favorite numbers are my birthday (mm-dd),
           | which is a small reason she fell in love with me. Neither of
           | those numbers are related to her birthday. My favorite
           | number(s) do not overlap with my birthday. Maybe my mm-dd
           | values just aren't low enough, like 02-02?
        
       | SilverElfin wrote:
       | Call this an "AGI CPU" just feels like the most out of touch,
       | terrible marketing possible. Maybe this is unfair but it makes me
       | think ARM as a whole is incompetent just because it is so
       | tasteless.
       | 
       | > Arm has additionally partnered with Supermicro on a liquid-
       | cooled 200kW design capable of housing 336 Arm AGI CPUs for over
       | 45,000 cores.
       | 
       | Also just bad timing on trying to brag about a partnership with
       | Supermicro, after a founder was just indicted on charges of
       | smuggling Nvidia GPUs. Just bizarre to mention them at all.
        
       | steve1977 wrote:
       | I think the interesting bit is actually this:
       | 
       | For the first time in our more than 35-year history, Arm is
       | delivering its own silicon products
        
         | lenerdenator wrote:
         | What would be the real advantage of doing that?
        
         | brcmthrowaway wrote:
         | Do they need to higher Design Verification engineers for this?
         | 
         | Thats a huge cost compared to the average RTL jockey
        
           | lizknope wrote:
           | ARM already had tons of DV engineers. No company would
           | license the RTL or any IP unless it has already been run
           | through millions of simulations in DV.
        
         | joshstrange wrote:
         | Agreed, it will be _very_ interesting to see what waves this
         | causes. It would be like TSMC deciding to make and sell their
         | own CPUs, now ARM is directly competing with some of their
         | clients.
        
           | jballanc wrote:
           | Eh, I'm not so sure it'll be that big a deal. The whole
           | supply chain is so twisted and tangled all the way up and
           | down. Shuffling out one piece doesn't seem like it will, on
           | its own, be so major. Samsung made the chips for the iPhone,
           | then made their own phone, then Apple designed their own
           | chips made by TSMC, now Apple is exploring the possibility of
           | having Samsung make those chips again.
           | 
           | Also, it takes a willful ignorance of history for ARM to
           | claim this is the first time they've manufactured hardware. I
           | mean, maaaaybe, teeeeechnically that's true, but ARM was the
           | Acorn RISC Machine, and Acorn was in the hardware
           | business...at least as much as Apple was for the first
           | iPhone.
        
             | spooshspan wrote:
             | Technically right is the best kind of right ... right?
             | 
             | I don't think ARM Ltd have ever done a deal to deliver
             | finished chips to a customer for production use.
             | 
             | They've made test silicon and dev. boards.
             | 
             | They designed arguably the first ever SoC (for Acorn) in
             | the form of the ARM250 but Acorn bought the chips from VLSI
             | not ARM.
             | 
             | Not aware of an exception to this rule until now.
        
         | HerbManic wrote:
         | I can imagine a lot of ARM engineers being frustrated at seeing
         | their cores being used in stupid ways for decades to finally
         | flex what they can do (outside of Apple).
        
         | djmips wrote:
         | But really how different is TSMC than VLSI making the ARM1? By
         | your logic I would say that ARM has already delivered it's own
         | silicon product.
        
       | aurareturn wrote:
       | This is just a Neoverse CPU that Arm will manufacture themselves
       | at TSMC and then sell directly to customers.
       | 
       | It isn't an "AI" CPU. There is nothing AI about it. There is
       | nothing about it that makes it more AI than Graviton, Epyc, Xeon,
       | etc.
       | 
       | This was already revealed in the Qualcomm vs Arm lawsuit a few
       | years ago. Qualcomm accused Arm of planning to sell their CPUs
       | directly instead of just licensing. Arm's CEO at the time denied
       | it. Qualcomm ends up being right.
       | 
       | I wrote a post here on why Arm is doing this and why now:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47032932
        
         | benob wrote:
         | This reminds me of Intel talking about faster web browsing with
         | the new Pentium
        
         | jasoneckert wrote:
         | This was exactly my first thought when I saw the title. And
         | after reading the contents of the blog, it's pretty clear that
         | ARM is laser focused on getting a piece of their customer's
         | cake by competing with them. This is likely why they are riding
         | the AI hype train hard with their ill-suited name (AGI).
         | 
         | Unfortunately for them, I think hardware vendors will see past
         | the hype. They'll only buy the platform if it is very
         | competitively priced (i.e., much cheaper) since fortune favours
         | long-lived platforms and organizations like Apple and Qualcomm.
        
       | rafram wrote:
       | AGI (Agentic AI Infrastructure) is joining CSS (Compute
       | Subsystems) in their lineup, apparently. Who's naming this stuff?
        
         | LollipopYakuza wrote:
         | So Artificial General Intelligence and Cascading Style Sheets
         | are not joining forces?
        
           | rafram wrote:
           | Always have been :)
        
           | lenerdenator wrote:
           | If there's ever a singularity as a result of AGI, it will
           | likely look at CSS and decide that extermination is simply
           | too good for the human race.
        
         | LikesPwsh wrote:
         | The same people who abbreviate "generative" AI in a way that
         | misleadingly conflates it with "general" AI.
         | 
         | Fraud is just the default lifestyle of marketers.
        
       | twostorytower wrote:
       | And the stock is down >2% today
        
       | jeffbee wrote:
       | Many of these words are unexplained. "Memory and I/O on the same
       | die". Oh? What does this mean? All of the DRAM in the
       | photo/render is still on sticks. Do they mean the memory
       | _controller_? Or is there an embedded DRAM component?
        
         | ahoka wrote:
         | All processors have memory on the same die.
        
           | jeffbee wrote:
           | How much, what kind, and what is your source?
           | 
           | All mainstream server CPUs have a megabyte or two of SRAM on
           | a core, of course.
        
       | midnightdiesel wrote:
       | What a product name choice! I wasn't expecting ARM to pivot to
       | selling snake oil.
        
       | josemanuel wrote:
       | Interesting that Jensen Huang joined in the congratulations for
       | this new product!
        
       | torusle wrote:
       | ARM riding the "everything is AI" train.
       | 
       | So sad.
        
       | DeathArrow wrote:
       | Now every product will have the AI buzzword in it's name, just
       | like 25 years ago product names started with letter e, from
       | electronic.
       | 
       | So we will see AI Toilet Paper launching in the next months.
        
       | bt1a wrote:
       | Oh wow already in use by Meta, OpenAI, and more ??
       | https://www.arm.com/products/cloud-datacenter/arm-agi-cpu/ec...
       | 
       | The TDP to memory bandwidth& capacity ratio form these blades is
       | in a class of its own, yes?
        
       | bobmcnamara wrote:
       | 6GB/s/core
       | 
       | That's...not much right? Maybe it's a lot times N-cores? But I
       | really hope each individual core isn't limited to that.
       | 
       | Edit: 17 minutes to sum RAM?
        
         | jeffbee wrote:
         | It isn't obvious to me that they intended to give this as the
         | maximum single-core performance, or just the proportional share
         | of 844GB/s across 136 cores. Implementations of Neoverse V2 by
         | Nvidia and Amazon hit 20-30GB/s in single-threaded work.
        
       | myhf wrote:
       | finally, a CPU capable of making API calls to cloud providers
        
       | ahmedfromtunis wrote:
       | Poor TSMC (and ASML)! They were already struggling with capacity
       | to fulfill orders from their established customers. With ARM now
       | joining the party, I don't know how they're going to cope.
       | 
       | Edit: The new CPU will be built with the soon-to-be-former
       | leading edge process of 3nm lithography.
        
         | bigyabai wrote:
         | TSMC has multiple fabs being constructed, they'll be okay. The
         | biggest losers here are AMD, Intel and Apple who will be forced
         | to pay AI-hype prices to mass-produce boring consumer hardware.
        
       | tombert wrote:
       | The name of this CPU is bordering on securities fraud. When
       | people see the term "AGI" now, they are assuming "Artificial
       | General Intelligence", not "Agentic AI Infrastructure".
       | 
       | Of course people don't realize that, and people will buy ARM
       | stock thinking they've cracked AGI. The people running Arm
       | absolutely know this, so this name is what we in the industry
       | call a "lie".
        
         | alfalfasprout wrote:
         | the whole AI space is rife with much worse example of what
         | could be considered securities fraud tbh
        
         | monegator wrote:
         | In case you haven't noticed, this whole thing has been a grift
         | since 2022. It's kind of amazing that nobody thought of making
         | AGI processors before
        
         | torginus wrote:
         | Considering AGI has been degraded into a generic feelgood
         | marketing word, I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.
        
           | SecretDreams wrote:
           | > I can't wait to get my AGI-scented deodorant.
           | 
           | Old spice for me, thanks!
        
           | bensyverson wrote:
           | You can already drink AGI! Oh sorry, AG1. The resemblance
           | must be a complete coincidence.
        
             | krogenx wrote:
             | Pretty sure in that case AG stands for Athletic Greens.
             | 
             | I think the name change also came before the AI hype.
        
             | parl_match wrote:
             | > The resemblance must be a complete coincidence.
             | 
             | I don't know why so many people are willing to descend into
             | flippant, lazy conspiracy instead of a 7 second Google
             | search before making a claim?
             | 
             | AG1 was started in 2010 by a police officer from New
             | Zealand and AG stands for Athletic Greens.
             | 
             | There is a fair amount of controversy around the company's
             | claims, so I suppose that is one symmetry between AG1 and
             | AGI.
        
               | bensyverson wrote:
               | Not a conspiracy, and I know the history--just a joke.
               | The current branding sure looks like AGI if you're not
               | looking closely (or maybe I just read too much hn)
        
             | bogzz wrote:
             | Oh, is that what they're implementing in schools? No, wait,
             | that was A1, probably the sauce.
        
         | Ucalegon wrote:
         | Marketing is marketing, nothing about it was ever about being
         | factual when there is a total addressable market to go after
         | and dollars to be made! This is inline with much of the other
         | marketing that exists in the AI space as it stands now, not
         | mention the use of AGI within the space as it stands currently.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | Sure, but there are plenty of cases where a deceptive name
           | has been considered enough to at least warrant an
           | investigation:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.
           | 
           | I'm not saying anything is going to happen, ARM holdings has
           | a lot more money and lawyers than Long Blockchain did, but
           | I'm just saying that it's not weird to think that a deceptive
           | name could be considered false advertising.
        
             | Ucalegon wrote:
             | That would not hold up considering that they consistently
             | use 'agentic' in their press release and make no mention of
             | 'artificial general intelligence'. Just because two things
             | have the same acronym does not mean that they stand for the
             | same thing. Marketing being cheeky is not a crime.
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | It's not "being cheeky". They know that the holy grail
               | for AI is AGI. They know that people are going to see the
               | acronym AGI and assume Artificial General Intelligence.
               | They know that people aren't going to read the full
               | article.
               | 
               | This isn't just a crass joke or a pun, it's outright
               | deception. I'm not a lawyer, maybe it wouldn't hold up in
               | court, but you cannot convince me that they aren't doing
               | this on purpose.
        
               | Ucalegon wrote:
               | of course they did it on purpose but thats not illegal.
               | They are not at fault for individuals not reading what
               | the acronym stands for and the intent that they place
               | within the press release, which is very, very clear. They
               | are not obligated or liable for others lack of due
               | diligence.
        
         | bhouston wrote:
         | If you showed someone what our computers can do with the latest
         | LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably say it sure
         | looks a lot like AGI.
         | 
         | We have to keep defining AGI upwards or nitpick it to show that
         | we haven't achieved it.
         | 
         | I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the majority
         | of humans right now. LLMs do not have quite the agency that
         | humans have, but their intelligence is pretty decent.
         | 
         | We don't have clear ASI yet, but we definitely are in a AGI-
         | era.
         | 
         | I think we are missing an ego/motiviations in the AGI and them
         | having self-sufficiency independent of us, but that is just a
         | bit of engineering that would actually make them more
         | dangerous, it isn't really a significant scientific hurdle.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | Ok, but it's not AGI. People five years ago would have been
           | wrong. People who don't have all the information are often
           | wrong about things.
           | 
           | ETA:
           | 
           | You updated your comment, which is fine but I wanted to reply
           | to your points.
           | 
           | > I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the
           | majority of humans right now. LLMs do not have quite the
           | agency that humans have, but their intelligence is pretty
           | decent.
           | 
           | I would actually argue that they are decidedly not smarter
           | than even dumb humans right now. They're useful but they are
           | glorified text predictors. Yes, they have more individual
           | facts memorized than the average person but that's not the
           | same thing; Wikipedia, even before LLMs also had many more
           | facts than the average person but you wouldn't say that
           | Wikipedia is "smarter" than a human because that doesn't make
           | sense.
           | 
           | Intelligence isn't just about memorizing facts, it's about
           | reasoning. The recent Esolang benchmarks indicate that these
           | LLMs are actually pretty bad at that.
           | 
           | > We don't have clear ASI yet, but we definitely are in a
           | AGI-era.
           | 
           | Nah, not really.
        
             | bhouston wrote:
             | > They're useful but they are glorified text predictors.
             | 
             | There is a long history of people arguing that intelligence
             | is actually the ability to predict accurately.
             | 
             | https://www.explainablestartup.com/2017/06/why-prediction-
             | is...
             | 
             | > Intelligence isn't just about memorizing facts, it's
             | about reasoning.
             | 
             | Initially, LLMs were basically intuitive predictors, but
             | with chain of thought and more recently agentic
             | experimentation, we do have reasoning in our LLMs that is
             | quite human like.
             | 
             | That said, there is definitely a biased towards training
             | set material, but that is also the case with the large
             | majority of humans.
             | 
             | For the Esoland benchmarks, I would be curious how much
             | adding a SKILLS.md file for each language would boost
             | performance?
             | 
             | I am pretty confidence that we are in the AGI era. It is
             | unsettling and I think it gives people cognitive dissonance
             | so we want to deny it and nitpick it, etc.
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | > There is a long history of people arguing that
               | intelligence is actually the ability to predict
               | accurately.
               | 
               | There sure is, and in psychological circles that it
               | appears that there's an argument that that is not the
               | case.
               | 
               | https://gwern.net/doc/psychology/linguistics/2024-fedoren
               | ko....
               | 
               | > Initially, LLMs were basically intuitive predictors,
               | but with chain of thought and more recently agentic
               | experimentation, we do have reasoning in our LLMs that is
               | quite human like.
               | 
               | If you handwave the details away, then sure it's very
               | human like, though the reasoning models just kind of feed
               | the dialog back to itself to get something more accurate.
               | I use Claude code like everyone else, and it will get
               | stuck on the strangest details that humans actively
               | wouldn't.
               | 
               | > For the Esoland benchmarks, I would be curious how much
               | adding a SKILLS.md file for each language would boost
               | performance?
               | 
               | Tough to say since I haven't done it, though I suspect it
               | wouldn't help much, since there's still basically no
               | training data for advanced programs in these languages.
               | 
               | > I am pretty confidence that we are in the AGI era. It
               | is unsettling and I think it gives people cognitive
               | dissonance so we want to deny it and nitpick it, etc.
               | 
               | Even if you're right about this being the AGI era, that
               | doesn't mean that current models are AGI, at least not
               | yet. It feels like you're actively trying to handwave
               | away details.
        
               | bhouston wrote:
               | > though the reasoning models just kind of feed the
               | dialog back to itself to get something more accurate.
               | 
               | Much of our reasoning is based on stimulating our sensory
               | organs, either via imagination (self-stimulation of our
               | visual system) or via subvocalization (self-stimulation
               | of our auditory system), etc.
               | 
               | > it will get stuck on the strangest details that humans
               | actively wouldn't.
               | 
               | It isn't a human. It is AGI, not HGI.
               | 
               | > It feels like you're actively trying to handwave away
               | details.
               | 
               | Maybe. I don't think so though.
        
               | Aloisius wrote:
               | _> There is a long history of people arguing that
               | intelligence is actually the ability to predict
               | accurately._
               | 
               | That page describes a few recent CS people in AI arguing
               | intelligence is being able to predict accurately which is
               | like carpenters declaring all problems can be solved with
               | a hammer.
               | 
               | AI "reasoning" is human-like in the sense that it is
               | similar to how humans _communicate_ reasoning, but that
               | 's not how humans mentally reason.
        
             | saganus wrote:
             | What does AGI look like in your opinion?
             | 
             | Personally, I've used LLMs to debug hard-to-track code
             | issues and AWS issues among other things.
             | 
             | Regardless of whether that was done via next-token
             | prediction or not, it definitely looked like AGI, or at
             | least very close to it.
             | 
             | Is it infallible? Not by a long shot. I always have to
             | double-check everything, but at least it gave me solid
             | starting points to figure out said issues.
             | 
             | It would've taken me probably weeks to find out without
             | LLMd instead of the 1 or 2 hours it did.
             | 
             | In that context, I have a hard time thinking how would a
             | "real" AGI system look like, that it's not the current one.
             | 
             | Not saying current LLMs are unequivocally AGI, but they are
             | darn close for sure IMO.
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | > What does AGI look like in your opinion?
               | 
               | Being able to actually reason about things without
               | exabytes of training data would be one thing. Hell, even
               | _with_ exabytes of training data, doing actual reasoning
               | for novel things that aren 't just regurgitating things
               | from Github would be cool.
               | 
               | Being able to learn new things would be another. LLMs
               | don't learn; they're a pretrained model (it's in the name
               | of GPT), that send in inputs and get an output. RAGs are
               | cool but they're not really "learning", they're just
               | eating a bit more context in order to kind of give a
               | facsimile of learning.
               | 
               | Going to the extreme of what you're saying, then `grep`
               | would be "darn close to AGI". If I couldn't grep through
               | logs, it might have taken me years to go through and find
               | my errors or understand a problem.
               | 
               | I think that they're ultimately very neat, but ultimately
               | pretty straightforward input-output functions.
        
               | adamsb6 wrote:
               | Why should implementation matter at all? You should be
               | able to classify a black box as AGI or not.
               | 
               | Well, I guess you lose artificial if there's a human
               | brain hidden in the box.
        
               | root_axis wrote:
               | If we had AGI we wouldn't need to keep spending more and
               | more money to train these models, they could just solve
               | arbitrary problems through logic and deduction like any
               | human. Instead, the only way to make them good at
               | something is to encode millions of examples into text or
               | find some other technique to tune them automatically
               | (e.g. verifiable reward modeling of with computer
               | systems).
               | 
               | Why is it that LLMs could ace nearly every written test
               | known to man, but need specialized training in order to
               | do things like reliably type commands into a terminal or
               | competently navigate a computer? A truly intelligent
               | system should be able to 0-shot those types of tasks, or
               | in the absolute worst case 1-shot them.
        
             | IanCal wrote:
             | > The recent Esolang benchmarks indicate that these LLMs
             | are actually pretty bad at that.
             | 
             | I'm really not sure how well a typical human would do
             | writing brainfuck. It'd take me a long time to write some
             | pretty basic things in a bunch of those languages and I'm a
             | SE.
        
           | flowardnut wrote:
           | "look, it completely lied about params that don't exist in a
           | CLI!"
        
             | bhouston wrote:
             | AGI doesn't mean perfect. It means human like and the
             | latest models are pretty human like in terms of their
             | fallibility and capabilities.
        
           | hermanzegerman wrote:
           | No they aren't
           | 
           | ChatGPT Health failed hilariously bad at just spotting
           | emergencies.
           | 
           | A few weeks ago most of them failed hilariously bad at the
           | question if you should drive or walk to the service station
           | if you want to wash your car
        
             | bhouston wrote:
             | I would accuse you of nitpicking. My experience is that
             | LLMs are generally as smart as the average human +90% of
             | the time. A lack of perfect to me doesn't mean it isn't
             | AGI.
        
               | phkahler wrote:
               | >> My experience is that LLMs are generally as smart as
               | the average human +90% of the time. A lack of perfect to
               | me doesn't mean it isn't AGI.
               | 
               | In my experience, they contain more information than any
               | human but they are actually quite stupid. Reasoning is
               | not something they do well at all. But even if I skip
               | that, they can not learn. Inference is separate from
               | training, so they can not learn new things other than
               | trying to work with words in a context window, and even
               | then they will only be able to mimic rather than
               | extrapolate anything new.
               | 
               | It's not the lack of perfect, it's the lack of reasoning
               | and learning.
        
               | bhouston wrote:
               | I 100% agree that learning is missing. We make up for it
               | in SKILLS.md and README.md files and RAGs of various
               | types. And we train the LLMs to deal with these
               | structures.
               | 
               | I've seen a lot of reasoning in the latest models while
               | engaging in agentic coding. It is often decent at
               | debugging and experimentational, but around 30% it goes
               | does wrong paths and just adds unnecessary complexity via
               | misdiagnoses.
        
             | xp84 wrote:
             | Idk about the health story, but in my use, ChatGPT has
             | dramatically improved my understanding of my health issues
             | and given sound and careful advice.
             | 
             | The second question sounds like a useless and artificial
             | metric to judge on. The average person might miss such a
             | "gotcha" logical quiz too, for the same reason - because
             | they expect to be asked "is it walking distance."
             | 
             | No one has ever relied on anyone else's judgment, nor an
             | AI, to answer "should I bring my car to the carwash." Same
             | for the ol' "how many rocks shall I eat?" that people got
             | the AI Overview tricked with.
             | 
             | I'm not saying anything categorically "is AGI" but by
             | relying on jokes like this you're lying to yourself about
             | what's relevant.
        
               | hermanzegerman wrote:
               | It gave dangerous shitty advice to patients in critical
               | conditions
               | 
               | https://www.bmj.com/content/392/bmj.s438
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | > LLMs are actually smarter than the majority of humans right
           | now
           | 
           | I consider myself a bit of a misanthrope but this makes me an
           | optimist by comparison.
           | 
           | Even stupid people are waaaaaay smarter than any LLM.
           | 
           | The problem is the continued habit humans have of
           | anthropomorphizing computers that spit out pretty words. It's
           | like Eliza only prettier. More useful for sure. Still just a
           | computer.
        
             | bhouston wrote:
             | > Still just a computer.
             | 
             | I don't believe in a separation of mind and spirit. So I do
             | think fundamentally, outside of a reliance on quantum
             | effects in cognition (some of theorized but it isn't
             | proven), its processes can be replicated in a fashion in
             | computers. So I think that intelligence likely can be "just
             | a computer" in theory and I think we are in the era where
             | this is now true.
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | I don't believe in "spirits" from the get go. I think
               | it's certainly theoretically possible that we could mimic
               | human thought with a computer (quantum or otherwise) but
               | I do not think that the LLMs we have now are doing that.
               | I'd say that what we have right now is "just a computer".
               | 
               | This doesn't mean they aren't useful, I like Claude a
               | lot, but I don't buy that it's AGI.
        
             | svachalek wrote:
             | I really feel like we have not encountered the same stupid
             | people. Most stupid people I know respond to every question
             | with some form of will-not-attempt. What's 74 times 2? Use
             | a calculator! Should I drive or walk to the car wash? Not
             | my problem! How many R's in strawberry? Who cares! They'll
             | lose to the LLM 100%.
        
           | dubcanada wrote:
           | A human can think logically with reason, not to say they are
           | smart or smarter. But LLMs cannot. You can convince a LLM
           | anything is correct and it will believe you. You can't
           | convince a human anything is correct.
           | 
           | I can't argue that LLMs do not know an absolute insane amount
           | of information about everything. But you can't just say LLMs
           | are smarter then most humans. We've already decided that
           | smartness is not about how much data you know, but thinking
           | about that data with logical reasoning. Including the fact it
           | may or may not be true.
           | 
           | I can run a LLM through absolutely incorrect data, and tell
           | it that data is 100% true. Then ask it questions about that
           | data and get those incorrect results as answers. That's not
           | easy to do with humans.
        
             | hex4def6 wrote:
             | That just implies LLMs are suggestible. The same is true of
             | children. As we get older and build a more complete world
             | model in our heads, it's harder to get us to believe things
             | which go against that model.
             | 
             | Tell a 5-yr old about Santa, and they will believe it
             | sincerely. Do the same with a 30-year old immigrant who has
             | never heard of Santa, and I suspect you'll have a harder
             | time.
             | 
             | That's not because the 5-year old is dumber, but just
             | because their life-experience ("training data") is much
             | more limited.
             | 
             | Even so, trying to convince a modern LLM of something
             | ridiculous is getting harder. I invite you to try telling
             | ChatGPT or Gemini that the president died a week ago and
             | was replaced by a body-double facsimile until January 2027,
             | so that Vance can have a full term. I suspect you'll have
             | significant difficulty.
        
               | soperj wrote:
               | > Do the same with a 30-year old immigrant who has never
               | heard of Santa, and I suspect you'll have a harder time.
               | 
               | There's a plethora of people who convert to religion at
               | an older age, and that seems far more far fetched than
               | Santa.
        
               | hex4def6 wrote:
               | Sure.
               | 
               | But I bet you'd have a significantly easier time
               | converting a child rather than a 30/40/50-yr old to a
               | religion.
               | 
               | My point is that LLMs are suggestible, perhaps more so
               | than the average adult, but less so than I child I
               | suspect. I don't think suggestibility really solves the
               | problem of whether something has AGI or not. To me, on
               | the contrary, it seems like to be intelligent and
               | adaptable you need to be able to modify your world model.
               | How easily you are fooled is a function of how mature /
               | data-rich your existing world model is.
        
           | root_axis wrote:
           | > _If you showed someone what our computers can do with the
           | latest LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably
           | say it sure looks a lot like AGI._
           | 
           | Would they? Perhaps if you only showed them glossy demos that
           | obscure all the ways in which LLMs fail catastrophically and
           | are very obviously nowhere even close to AGI.
           | 
           | Certainly, they wouldn't expect that an AI able to score 150
           | on an IQ test is unable to play a casual game of chess
           | because it isn't coherent enough to play without making
           | illegal moves.
        
             | bykhun wrote:
             | > Certainly, they wouldn't expect that an AI able to score
             | 150 on an IQ test is unable to play a casual game of chess
             | because it isn't coherent enough to play without making
             | illegal moves.
             | 
             | To be fair, I am pretty sure Claude Code will download and
             | run stockfish, if you task it to play chess with you. It's
             | not like a human who read 100 books about chess, but never
             | played, would be able to play well with their eyes closed,
             | and someone whispering board position into their ear
        
               | root_axis wrote:
               | There are a lot of problems with this analogy, but even
               | if you were to take a photo of the board after every move
               | and send it to the model, it would still be unable to
               | play competently.
        
           | nananana9 wrote:
           | My definition of AGI hasn't changed - it's something that can
           | perform, or learn to perform, any intellectual task that a
           | human can.
           | 
           | 5 years ago we thought that language is the be-all and end-
           | all of intelligence and treated it as the most impressive
           | thing humans do. We were wrong. We now have these models that
           | are very good at language, but still very bad at tasks that
           | we wrongly considered prerequisites for language.
        
             | Majromax wrote:
             | > My definition of AGI hasn't changed - it's something that
             | can perform, or learn to perform, any intellectual task
             | that a human can.
             | 
             | Wait, could you make your qualifiers specific here? Is your
             | definition of AGI that it be able to perform/learn any
             | intellectual task that is achievable by _every_ human, or
             | by _any_ human?
             | 
             | Those are almost incomparably different standards. For the
             | first, a nascent AGI would only need to perform a bit
             | better than a "profound intellectual disability" level. For
             | the second, AGI would need to be a real "Renaissance AGI,"
             | capable of advancing the frontiers of thought in every
             | discipline, but at the same time every _human_ would likely
             | fail that bar.
        
               | svachalek wrote:
               | Your true average human is someone like your barista at
               | Starbuck's. Try giving them a good math problem, or logic
               | puzzle, or leetcode problem if you need some reminding of
               | the standard reasoning capabilities of our species. LLMs
               | cannot beat the best humans at practically anything, but
               | average humans? Average humans are a much softer target
               | than this thread seems to think.
        
               | singpolyma3 wrote:
               | Completely disagree. Inability to handle specific math or
               | CS is a matter of training and experience not reasoning
               | and intelligence. The barista is quite capable at
               | reasoning and learning feats the LLMs aren't close to
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | Yeah, there appears to be this idea that "being smart" is
               | the same thing as "knowing facts", which I don't think is
               | realistic.
               | 
               | I know plenty of people who are considerably smarter than
               | me, but don't know nearly as much as I do about computer
               | science or obscure 90's video game trivia. Just because I
               | know more facts than they do (at least in this very
               | limited scope) doesn't mean that they're less capable of
               | learning than I am.
               | 
               | As you said, a barista is very likely able to reason
               | about and learn new things, which is not something an LLM
               | can really do.
        
           | jen20 wrote:
           | > I would argue that LLMs are actually smarter than the
           | majority of humans right now
           | 
           | This (surprisingly common) view belies a wild
           | misunderstanding of how LLMs work.
        
           | singpolyma3 wrote:
           | It doesn't look anything like AGI and no one who knows what
           | that means would be confused in any era.
           | 
           | Is it useful? Yes. Is it as smart as a person? Not even
           | remotely. It can't even remember things it already was told 5
           | minutes ago. Sometimes even if they are still in the context
           | window un compacted!
        
             | IanCal wrote:
             | It doesn't need to be human level, and if I walk into a
             | room and forget why I went in am I no longer a general
             | intelligence?
        
               | singpolyma3 wrote:
               | If it doesn't need to be human level then what are we
               | even talking about? AGI means human level. Everything
               | else is AI
        
           | IanCal wrote:
           | I did AI back before it was cool and I think we have agi. Imo
           | the whole distinction was from extremely narrow AI to general
           | intelligence. A classifier for engine failure can only do
           | that - a route planner can only do that...
           | 
           | Now we have things I can ask a pretty arbitrary question and
           | they can answer it. Translate, understand nuance (the
           | multitude of ways of parsing sentences, getting sarcasm was
           | an unsolved problem), write code, go and read and find
           | answers elsewhere, use tools... these aren't one trick
           | ponies.
           | 
           | There are finer points to this where the level of autonomy or
           | learning over time may be important parts to you but to me it
           | was the generality that was the important part. And I think
           | we're clearly there.
           | 
           | Agi doesn't have to be human level, and it doesn't have to be
           | equal to experts in every field all at once.
        
           | chromacity wrote:
           | > If you showed someone what our computers can do with the
           | latest LLMs now to someone 5 years ago they would probably
           | say it sure looks a lot like AGI.
           | 
           | But this is a CPU! It's not a GPU / TPU. Even if you think
           | we've achieved AGI, this is not where the matrix
           | multiplication magic happens. It's pure marketing hype.
        
           | jltsiren wrote:
           | The problem with definitions is that they are all wrong when
           | you try to apply them outside mathematical models.
           | Descriptive terms are more useful than normative ones when
           | you are dealing with the real world. Their meaning naturally
           | evolves when people understand the topic better.
           | 
           | General intelligence, as a description, covers many aspects
           | of intelligence. I would say that the current AIs are almost
           | but not quite generally intelligent. They still have severe
           | deficiencies in learning and long-term memory. As a
           | consequence, they tend to get worse rather than better with
           | experience. To work around those deficiencies, people
           | routinely discard the context and start over with a fresh
           | instance.
        
         | LeifCarrotson wrote:
         | Those in the industry don't call it a lie, they call it
         | "marketing".
         | 
         | It's those out of the industry who call them lies.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | Touche. I guess I should have said "I call it a lie".
        
         | kergonath wrote:
         | AGI is a poorly-defined concept anyway. It's just vibes,
         | nothing descriptive.
        
         | 0x3f wrote:
         | > Of course people don't realize that, and people will buy ARM
         | stock thinking they've cracked AGI.
         | 
         | Doesn't seem like a very credible assertion. Picking stocks in
         | this way would remove you from the market pretty quickly.
        
           | PessimalDecimal wrote:
           | Didn't random companies add block chain to their names only
           | just a few years ago and get 30+% jumps in stock price
           | immediately?
        
             | 0x3f wrote:
             | > Just because the stock goes up doesn't mean anyone was
             | tricked. People invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all
             | kinds of second order effects.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | I didn't say it would be a wise decision to pick stocks that
           | way, but this has already happened:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Blockchain_Corp.
           | 
           | Does an iced tea company changing their name to Long
           | Blockchain make any sense? No, not really, it's pretty stupid
           | actually, but it managed to bump the stock by apparently
           | 380%.
           | 
           | The stock market can be pretty dumb sometimes. Let's not
           | forget the weird GME bubble.
        
             | 0x3f wrote:
             | You're making claims not found in evidence. Just because
             | the stock goes up doesn't mean anyone was tricked. People
             | invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all kinds of second
             | order effects.
             | 
             | GME was hardly a trick either. If you actually read the
             | subreddits at the time they were all perfectly aware of the
             | nature of the thing. They literally go around calling it
             | degenerate behavior (i.e. risky, frothy, baseless).
             | 
             | Why is the assumption that you are smarter than everyone
             | else? That you can interpret the world but everyone else
             | needs protecting?
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | Where did I say I was smarter than everyone else? I
               | certainly don't think that and I didn't mean to imply it
               | if I did.
               | 
               | I _do_ think I know more than the average person about
               | computers. Probably most people on this forum can say
               | that. People who know about computers are more likely to
               | be able to smell bullshit with a name like AGI. It's not
               | that I am smarter, I wouldn't be able to call bullshit
               | with anything involving chemistry or physics.
               | 
               | I think, like Long Blockchain, ARM is abusing that
               | world's collective computer illiteracy and trying to
               | harvest investor money in the process. Clearly this has
               | worked once, as was the case of Long Blockchain.
               | 
               | > People invest in sentiment, in momentum, in all kinds
               | of second order effects.
               | 
               | Yep! And this is why it is wrong for corporations to put
               | out incorrect or misleading statements, as it creates a
               | sentiment that is not realistic. This can then propagate
               | in the form of the stock price not being realistic.
        
               | 0x3f wrote:
               | I just don't believe even a person with a poor
               | understanding of the market or the underlying technology
               | tosses out bets so casually based only on a name, in the
               | sense that they believe 'oh wow this is actually AGI, I
               | should buy it'.
               | 
               | It's different for them to toss out a bet on the basis of
               | 'other people will think this is AGI, I should buy it in
               | anticipation of that' or even 'other people will think
               | other people will think this is AGI, I should buy in
               | anticipation of that'.
               | 
               | People playing the Keynesian beauty contest are not, to
               | me, naive participants in the market getting scammed by a
               | company adding 'AGI' to a product.
               | 
               | The idea that the first-order person exists in any great
               | number is just so insulting to the average person's
               | intelligence that it's hard not to read it in a
               | paternalistic tone.
        
               | tombert wrote:
               | > I just don't believe even a person with a poor
               | understanding of the market or the underlying technology
               | tosses out bets so casually based only on a name, in the
               | sense that they believe 'oh wow this is actually AGI, I
               | should buy it'.
               | 
               | The CUBA ticker shot up in value after Obama lifted
               | sanctions on Cuba, despite the fact that company doesn't
               | invest in any Cuba companies. People will invest in
               | things just based on a name. https://acrinv.com/silly-
               | true-market-anomaly/
               | 
               | The average person generally doesn't know a lot about
               | anything other than the specific niche that they do for a
               | living. This isn't a dig at their intelligence, or at
               | least I'm not excluding myself. I know a fair bit about
               | computer science, but only a very lay person's
               | understanding of basically everything else.
               | 
               | For example, I know nothing about electric or hydrogen
               | powered cars, so I wasn't able to call bullshit with the
               | Nikola scam a few years ago. I fortunately didn't buy any
               | Nikola stock, but that wasn't because of any insight on
               | my end, just didn't buy it. I am very glad that people
               | who _do_ know about this kind of stuff call it out when
               | companies lie to potential investors.
        
               | 0x3f wrote:
               | > People will invest in things just based on a name
               | 
               | Right but it doesn't follow from this that those people
               | were tricked in some way. They can be second- or third-
               | order bettors. Even the most sophisticated quant shop in
               | the world, the literal sharpest players in the market,
               | can bet 'just based on a name' if it fits into some
               | theory about market dynamics or whatever.
               | 
               | > The average person generally doesn't know a lot about
               | anything other than the specific niche that they do for a
               | living.
               | 
               | But so what, it doesn't follow that because they don't
               | know about X they are willing to trivially gamble
               | significant amounts of money on X without even the most
               | basic of research. "I don't know much about this so won't
               | place a bet I'm not willing to lose" is not something
               | that requires any great intelligence.
        
           | wiml wrote:
           | Yes, that's how fraud works a lot of the time. It removes you
           | from the market but not until after it's removed your money.
           | And there's an endless supply of new people ready to make the
           | same mistake after you've learned your lesson.
        
         | imglorp wrote:
         | The marketers did this for 5G also, calling their product 5G
         | before it was actually deployed, only because theirs came after
         | 4G but wanted to ride the upcoming 5G buzz.
         | 
         | It seems marketing /depends/ on conflating terms and misleading
         | consumers. Shakespeare might have gotten it wrong with his quip
         | about lawyers.
         | 
         | https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/att-to-drop-misleading-...
        
           | mort96 wrote:
           | There was soooo much intentional disinformation around 5G.
           | Everyone who wanted to sell anything intentionally confused
           | the >1Gbps millimeter wave line-of-sight kind of 5G with the
           | "4G but with some changes to handle more devices connected to
           | one tower" kind of 5G. I wonder how many bought a "5G phone"
           | expecting millimeter wave but only got the slightly improved
           | 4G.
        
         | rootbear wrote:
         | This sort of thing really bugs me! Marketing departments
         | appropriate an existing term and use it in some new, often
         | deceptive way. This goes all the way back to when IBM released
         | "The IBM Personal Computer", at a time when "personal computer"
         | was a category name. Then Microsoft released Windows, when
         | "windows" was a generic term for windowing systems. Intel did
         | it with their "core" architecture. The list goes on.
         | 
         | (Disclosure: I am a casual investor in ARM.)
        
         | juleiie wrote:
         | If rich people are this stupid then they deserve to be parted
         | with their cash.
         | 
         | If you invest money so mindlessly that you don't even check
         | what you buy, then no legislation in the world will manage to
         | protect you from your own mind
        
         | groby_b wrote:
         | Honestly: The people who buy stock because a product says "AGI"
         | in the name _deserve_ to lose their shirt.
         | 
         | And no, it's not "a lie", because only an utter idiot would
         | consider a product name an actual fact. It's a name. The Hopper
         | GPUs also didn't ship with a lifesize cutout of Grace Hopper.
        
           | tombert wrote:
           | No, it's actually a lie, and it's different than the Hopper
           | GPU you mentioned.
           | 
           | People have been seeing every big AI company talk about how
           | AGI is the holy grail of AI, and how they're all trying to
           | reach it. Arm naming a chip AGI is clearly meant to make
           | casual observers think they cracked AGI.
           | 
           | The Hopper GPU isn't the same, because Nvidia isn't actively
           | trying to make people think that it includes a lifesize
           | cutout of Grace Hopper. Not a dig on her, but most people
           | don't know who Grace Hopper is, people haven't been hearing
           | on the news for the last several years about how having a
           | Grace Hopper is going to make every job irrelevant.
        
         | giancarlostoro wrote:
         | It's just going the way of "Smartphone" and "Smart Car" they'll
         | market it as such to get people riled up about it. Consumers
         | will eat it up. I'm sure Scam Altman is ready to show us "AGI"
         | next too. If ARM is making AGI's meaning shift to a CPU
         | descriptor, anyone can call their tech "AGI" by just using
         | their chips.
        
       | vsgherzi wrote:
       | is this a cpu that's meant for AI training or is it more for
       | serving inference? I don't quite get why I would want to buy an
       | arm CPU over a nvidia GPU for ai applications.
        
       | oxag3n wrote:
       | Why not ASI? They aim too low.
        
       | einpoklum wrote:
       | If I try to cut through the hype, it seems the main features of
       | this processor, or rather processor + memory controller + system
       | architecture, is < 100 ns for accessing anything in system memory
       | and 6 GB/sec for each of a large-ish number of cores, so a
       | (much?) higher overall bandwidth than what we would see in a
       | comparable Intel x86_64 machine.
       | 
       | Am I right or am I misunderstanding?
        
       | moritzwarhier wrote:
       | I miss the all-capitals ARM spelling.
       | 
       | Seeing "Arm AGI" spelled out on a page with an "arm" logo looks
       | slightly cheesy.
       | 
       | But maybe it's actually a good fit for the societal revolution
       | driven by AGI, comparable to the one driven by the DOT.com
       | RevoLut.Ion. (dot com).
       | 
       | Anyways, it sounds like an A.R.M. branded version of the
       | AppleSilicon revolution?
       | 
       | But maybe that's just my shallow categorization.
        
         | als0 wrote:
         | I also miss the all-capitals ARM spelling. I think they've
         | never been the same since they've changed that, since around
         | the same time their business strategy went from sensible to
         | nonsense.
        
       | wewewedxfgdf wrote:
       | Seems like hubris to use this name.
        
       | JSR_FDED wrote:
       | This can't come fast enough, I'll finally be able to use CSS.
        
       | HeyMeco wrote:
       | The non marketing fluff version of the press release can be found
       | here: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47506641
        
       | zackmorris wrote:
       | It only took a quarter century, but I'm glad that somebody is
       | finally adding a little multicore competition since Moore's law
       | began failing in the mid-2000s.
       | 
       | I looked around a bit, and the going rate appears to be about
       | $10,000 per 64 cores, or around $150 per core. Here is an Intel
       | Xeon Platinum 8592+ 64 Core Processor with 61 billion
       | transistors:
       | 
       | https://www.itcreations.com/product/144410
       | 
       | So that's about 500 million transistors per dollar, or 1 billion
       | transistors for $2.
       | 
       | It looks like Arm's 136 core Neoverse V3 has between 150 and 200
       | billion transistors, so it should cost around $400. Each blade
       | has 2 of those chips, so should be around $800-1000 for compute.
       | It doesn't say how much memory the blades come with, but that's a
       | secondary concern.
       | 
       | Note that this is way too many cores for 1 bus, since by Amdahl's
       | law, more than about 4-8 cores per bus typically results in the
       | remaining cores getting wasted. Real-world performance will be
       | bandwidth-limited, so I would expect a blade to perform about the
       | same as a 16-64 core computer. But that depends on mesh topology,
       | so maybe I'm wrong (AI thinks I might be):                 Intel
       | Xeon Scalable: Switched from a Ring to a Mesh Architecture
       | starting with Skylake-SP to handle higher core counts.
       | Arm Neoverse V3 / AGI: Uses the Arm CMN-700 (Coherent Mesh
       | Network), which is a high-bandwidth 2D mesh designed specifically
       | to link over 100 cores and multiple memory controllers.
       | 
       | I find all of this to be somewhat exhausting. We're long overdue
       | for modular transputers. I'm envisioning small boards with 4-16
       | cores between 1-4 GHz and 1-16 GB of memory approaching $100 or
       | less with economies of scale. They would be stackable
       | horizontally and vertically, to easily create clusters with as
       | many cores as one desires. The cluster could appear to the user
       | as an array of separate computers, a single multicore computer
       | running in a unified address space, or various custom
       | configurations. Then libraries could provide APIs to run existing
       | 3D, AI, tensor and similar SIMD code, since it's trivial to run
       | SIMD on MIMD but very challenging to run MIMD on SIMD. This is
       | similar to how we often see Lisp runtimes written in C/C++, but
       | never C/C++ runtimes written in Lisp.
       | 
       | It would have been unthinkable to design such a thing even a year
       | ago, but with the arrival of AI, that seems straightforward, even
       | pedestrian. If this design ever manifests, I do wonder how hard
       | it would be to get into a fab. It's a chicken and egg problem,
       | because people can't imagine a world that isn't compute-bound,
       | just like they couldn't imagine a world after the arrival of AI.
       | 
       | Edit: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47506641 has Arm AGI
       | specs. Looks like it has DDR5-8800 (12x DDR5 channels) so that's
       | just under 12 cores per bus, which actually aligns well with
       | Amdahl's law. Maybe Arm is building the transputer I always
       | wanted. I just wish prices were an order of magnitude lower so
       | that we could actually play around with this stuff.
        
       | varenc wrote:
       | "AGI" continues to lose all meaning.
        
       | rsynnott wrote:
       | I feel like this is one of the things that people will look back
       | on as the peaking of the bubble.
       | 
       | Like, c'mon, this is ridiculous.
        
       | bhewes wrote:
       | Yeah dumb name, but we will still use these we have been using
       | Ampere in our office.
        
       | giancarlostoro wrote:
       | AGI will just become the new "Smart Phone" or "Smart Car" losing
       | all meaning.
        
       | creantum wrote:
       | Agl? @gi? Heck if we can't compete we'll confuse!
        
       | creantum wrote:
       | Well that explains it, the guy in charge is a wad.
        
       | rapatel0 wrote:
       | RISC-V will start making more waves now
        
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