[HN Gopher] Remove your ring camera with a claw hammer
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       Remove your ring camera with a claw hammer
        
       Author : gpvos
       Score  : 55 points
       Date   : 2026-03-18 20:12 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | stackedinserter wrote:
       | Ring or any corpo-cloud-controlled cameras are shit, but I want
       | to know what happens around my house when I'm not watching.
        
         | charlie-83 wrote:
         | What types of things do you want to be able to see?
        
         | kennywinker wrote:
         | It mostly just sits there.
        
         | skeeter2020 wrote:
         | If it's that important, you should watch then.
        
       | ge96 wrote:
       | This is just curiosity, no sides, the refund bit
       | 
       | If Amazon did their part, put the package on your door, it was
       | stolen, is that their fault?
        
         | mgash wrote:
         | If you have video evidence showing that Amazon just left your
         | package out in the open then someone came up and nabbed it I'm
         | sure Amazon would just send you a replacement if only to keep
         | you happy as a customer.
        
           | kennywinker wrote:
           | Does amazon ask for evidence? Serious question. I've never
           | had a package lifted off my doorstep, but every other issue
           | i've had has been auto approved with no need for photo/video
           | evidence.
        
         | Macha wrote:
         | It feels like given that Amazon give you no agency in when the
         | package arrives, and also no guarantee of forewarning, then
         | they've given you no option to prevent the package remaining on
         | your doorstep, the liability should morally lie with them.
         | 
         | (Legally, could be more cloudy depending on jurisdiction, but
         | I'm sure their tendency to say packages will require a
         | signature on delivery but then to leave them on the doorstep
         | with the driver's signature alone probably does them no
         | favours)
        
           | clcaev wrote:
           | Amazon gives you the choice to deliver on a specific delivery
           | day. Sadly, they often deliver earlier... and proclaim it as
           | a good deed.
        
         | skeeter2020 wrote:
         | Amazon leaves the package on your doorstep because it's
         | slightly more convenient for you and WAY more cost effective
         | for them than the old-style "we missed you; come pick it up at
         | our location in a day or so" note. No physical location in
         | expensive areas, no repeat deliveries, no hauling & managing
         | packages coming back on trucks. When you buy something from
         | Amazon they have not delivered it by throwing it on your
         | doorstep. Ironically we never would have taken delivery of
         | expensive purchases like this back in the day when the world
         | was so much "safer"...
        
       | cromulent wrote:
       | I have a Unifi doorbell and it takes great photos of the local
       | badgers, foxes, and other wildlife. They are stored locally. Love
       | it.
        
         | watersb wrote:
         | Do you store them all in the same pen, or do you have to keep
         | them separated?
        
           | cromulent wrote:
           | Still trying to catch them. They keep drinking my cider and
           | eating my chickens.
        
           | alexfoo wrote:
           | A lid is a must.
        
       | sparkler123 wrote:
       | There's plenty of good arguments for not using cloud-connected
       | video cameras, how they can share data with the government
       | unethically or illegally, etc. I got rid of all of mine. But I
       | still have cameras, that I own, that are only accessible to me. I
       | didn't get them until my house was burgled. I found that
       | experience to be traumatic. I find the cameras to be somewhat
       | soothing.
       | 
       | I do think it's funny he focuses solely on the homeowner, the
       | individual, for whom their entire life is in their home, but
       | ignores all the cameras used by businesses, government, etc. Ask
       | the police station take down their cameras! Ask the grocery store
       | take down theirs! They can certainly afford to be robbed more
       | than the guy just trying to make an honest living, and wanting to
       | keep an eye on his stuff. But no, he focuses on the person who's
       | likely been the victim of crime (a concept he tells you to
       | pretend doesn't exist, because "capitalism" or whatever), to just
       | ignore it, to just go with the flow, man. No, I don't think I
       | will.
        
       | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
       | > But what if someone steals your Amazon package off your front
       | steps? Well, what if they do? I guess you would have to get a
       | refund. I guess you might suffer an extremely minor
       | inconvenience. I guess it could be an opportunity to reflect on
       | the painful predations of poverty under capitalism, which creates
       | economic desires, renders people unable to satisfy them, and then
       | taunts them with constant visions of abundance in which they
       | cannot share. True, it is a tragedy of unimaginably small
       | proportions that someone has stolen your box of paper towels.
       | Would you let them steal your optimism, as well?
       | 
       | This kind of rhetoric is counterproductive. Telling people that
       | package thieves are just misunderstood, is going to get people to
       | do the opposite of what you suggest.
        
         | kennywinker wrote:
         | Those people were going to do the opposite already. They are
         | already doing the opposite. If you have some better rhetoric
         | that will convince them otherwise then in all honesty I look
         | forward to reading your blog post.
        
         | skeeter2020 wrote:
         | I believe the rhetoric is intentional; that the author had no
         | plan to convert that audience from whom you will pry their ring
         | doorbell out of their cold, dead hands.
        
       | branon wrote:
       | I understand where the author is coming from but this bends a
       | little too far towards "recording outside your door is bad and
       | you should feel bad because you are a horrible paranoid person"
       | for my taste.
       | 
       | The reality is that a lot of societies or locales are not high-
       | trust and it makes sense to take steps to insure
       | oneself/family/possessions.
       | 
       | Installing cameras on your property does not necessarily mean you
       | have a destructive attitude, or that you are storing and
       | cataloging events and treating everything with suspicion and
       | paranoia. It's a set-and-forget system that the majority of users
       | probably don't think about on a daily basis. You install them in
       | the hopes that you'll never have to use them.
       | 
       | I would rather see "_Amazon Ring_ is bad and you should feel bad,
       | get a better surveillance system"
        
         | dd8601fn wrote:
         | I don't think I'm overly paranoid. I do still have a HomeKit
         | compatible encrypted video doorbell that cannot talk to any
         | outside vendor.
         | 
         | Once in a while it has turned out to have been good to have.
         | Never critical, but good to have. And I don't have to give
         | everything to [Amazon/Ring|Flock|local PD|whoever]... unless I
         | choose to.
        
         | grebc wrote:
         | What does a surveillance system actually give you? Have you
         | dealt with Police after break in & robberies?
         | 
         | I was a building manager for 6 years and Police took the
         | footage over 10 times during my tenure, nothing was ever
         | recovered by the police and recognised offenders were never
         | bought to any sort of justice.
        
           | branon wrote:
           | The surveillance system gives you the footage. If police
           | can't do anything with it, that's unfortunate, but not the
           | fault of the surveillance system.
           | 
           | In this instance I'd say the surety and closure provided by
           | the ability to simply review the footage is an important
           | aspect for potential victims.
        
       | clcaev wrote:
       | We shouldn't have to surrender our privacy for simple
       | conveniences. I'm sure there is a market here.
       | 
       | Can someone make an open source, privacy-focused doorbell?
       | Perhaps like the Software Conversancy's OpenWRT One wifi router.
       | A simple iPhone/Android intercom app usable only on my LAN would
       | be lovely. With an open specification addons like a flashing
       | light or entry buzzer could be integrated. Yes, one can get a
       | ReoLink and muck with VLan settings but that is not very
       | accessible.
        
       | gerdesj wrote:
       | I have several Reolink cams around the place, including a
       | doorbell. They are on a VLAN called SEWER. I also have a VLAN
       | called THINGS, which is for general IoT and SEWER is for those
       | devices that scare me the most!
       | 
       | SEWER and THINGS don't get to see the internet at all, except via
       | Squid. DNS A records with ntp in them resolve to the IPs of my
       | equipment.
       | 
       | It is a bit crap that you need to be a networking and IT
       | consultant to make this stuff mostly safe. If you can't, then
       | getting the claw hammer out seems to be indicated.
        
         | dd8601fn wrote:
         | HomeKit Secure Video devices. Block the device's internet
         | access at your router. Apple can't see the video, it doesn't go
         | to Amazon or Flock, nothing counts against your iCloud storage.
         | 
         | Easy Button option for us lazy folks.
        
       | arjie wrote:
       | > _But what if someone steals your Amazon package off your front
       | steps? Well, what if they do? I guess you would have to get a
       | refund. I guess you might suffer an extremely minor
       | inconvenience. I guess it could be an opportunity to reflect on
       | the painful predations of poverty under capitalism, which creates
       | economic desires, renders people unable to satisfy them, and then
       | taunts them with constant visions of abundance in which they
       | cannot share. True, it is a tragedy of unimaginably small
       | proportions that someone has stolen your box of paper towels.
       | Would you let them steal your optimism, as well?_
       | 
       | One of the things I do actually like is not being constantly
       | stolen from. It's a pretty nice improvement to my life to see
       | that something has been delivered and know that it will be there
       | when I'm home. I don't have a Ring camera or anything, but I can
       | see why people would rather have the Christmas gifts they send
       | each other (even if small in monetary value) than some insight
       | about the "painful predations of poverty under capitalism". The
       | latter might actually not be as valuable to others as it is to
       | the author.
       | 
       | When I lived in India many decades ago, it was quite routine to
       | have anything not latched down taken from you. We'd lock our bags
       | to our train seats and so on, and if you had an expensive thing
       | delivered you'd have to make sure you were home or you'd have to
       | go acquire the thing and escort it home yourself, and you
       | wouldn't do that with an expensive item at a time when people
       | weren't around. If I'm being honest, I think I would much rather
       | have my present life where I am confronted with such "tragedies
       | of unimaginably small proportions" rarely at the cost of the
       | "opportunities to reflect on the painful predations of
       | capitalism". I actually really like not being stolen from. Here,
       | in my wife's Taiwan, I can even forget my phone on a table and
       | it's probably still going to be there. That's somehow even nicer,
       | though I do admittedly reflect less often on "the painful
       | predations of capitalism" because of it.
       | 
       | I don't specifically know for a fact that a Ring camera would
       | help me achieve this goal of mine to be not stolen from at the
       | cost of reflecting on capitalism, but it is presented in the
       | article as if it would and that giving up reflections on
       | capitalism for safety from theft is not useful. Given that I have
       | found such a trade useful, I think this speaks more as an
       | advertisement for Ring than anything else.
        
       | quietsegfault wrote:
       | I use my non-ring, local-only front door camera to track the
       | local cats.
        
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