[HN Gopher] Malus - Clean Room as a Service
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       Malus - Clean Room as a Service
        
       https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_...
       https://malus.sh/blog.html
        
       Author : microflash
       Score  : 941 points
       Date   : 2026-03-12 13:42 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
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       | noemit wrote:
       | is the motto, "Don't be good?"
        
         | psychoslave wrote:
         | "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" and their seal is
         | [?].
         | 
         | https://www.hp-lexicon.org/magic/solemnly-swear-no-good/
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47329605
         | 
         | https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2606:_Weird_Unico...
        
       | mushufasa wrote:
       | "Change all your core software library dependencies to be
       | unmaintained ripoff copies of those libraries." Sounds
       | wise.....!!
        
         | roughly wrote:
         | Sounds like my CTO. Overuse of LLMs in c-suites is like overuse
         | of weed by teenagers - it may not cause delusions, but it sure
         | seems to make them worse.
        
           | jakeydus wrote:
           | Don't worry, I'm positive that we're only a few years out
           | from realizing just how damaging both were/are.
        
             | bigfishrunning wrote:
             | I just hope we realize it before it's too late.
        
         | fabioborellini wrote:
         | Actually I have been told that replacements to (restricted
         | subsets of) open source libraries, generated by LLM's, vendored
         | next to our code using the dependency, cannot be vulnerable
         | since they don't have cve's, and therefore they don't ever have
         | to be maintained.
         | 
         | That's how deep we are in neoliberal single truth shit now
        
         | dullcrisp wrote:
         | Guaranteed CVE-free at time of delivery!
        
       | ameliaquining wrote:
       | Note for people who just briefly skimmed the site: This is
       | satire.
        
         | adampunk wrote:
         | For _now_
        
         | schmeichel wrote:
         | Thank you for pointing that out, I genuinely was scratching my
         | head and questioning if this site was serious.
        
         | chilipepperhott wrote:
         | Yeah, thank you. I was starting to get a little heated.
        
           | embedding-shape wrote:
           | Same, I got as far as "Finally, liberation from open source
           | license obligations." until I went back to the comments.
        
             | frizlab wrote:
             | haha did the same. that being said I'm convinced some
             | people do think AI reimplementation actually means
             | cleanroom...
        
         | dcchambers wrote:
         | For now...
        
           | tgtweak wrote:
           | The best satire is that which becomes reality.
        
             | TehCorwiz wrote:
             | I would posit that the best satire is that which holds a
             | clear enough mirror to society that people choose for it to
             | not come to pass.
        
             | intrasight wrote:
             | Best comment here!
        
         | jajuuka wrote:
         | I was wondering. I had heard chardet story and wouldn't be
         | surprised to see others moving into that same space.
        
         | Lalabadie wrote:
         | The situation is a bit too Torment Nexus-y for my comfort,
         | thank you very much
        
         | Habgdnv wrote:
         | At least you think that this is satire, until the author
         | receives a DMCA from one of the big corps saying that he leaked
         | the transcript of their last meeting
        
         | kifler wrote:
         | Too late. Someone's senior executive management has probably
         | already seen it and spinning up a new project to implement it.
        
           | civvv wrote:
           | Luckily LLM's are nowhere near capable enough to pull this
           | off for anything other than the likes of isEven()
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | W.r.t. intent, yes. But w.r.t. content, we are long past a
         | situation where it is unrealistic enough to function as satire.
         | 
         | While such tactics would render certain OSS software licenses
         | absurd, the tactic itself, as a means to get around them, is
         | entirely sound. It just reveals the flawed presupposition of
         | such licenses. And I'm not sure there is really any way to
         | patch them up now.
        
           | zozbot234 wrote:
           | It would also entirely obviate the need for those very same
           | OSS licenses, if LLMs can simply do a clean-room
           | reimplementation of any copywritten software whatsoever.
        
           | kshacker wrote:
           | It will be like Galaxy Quest - they saw the historical
           | records, copied them and then ... still needed humans to help
           | them :)
        
         | Robdel12 wrote:
         | It legit got me. An actual "whaaaaaatttt?" out loud and then I
         | had to figure out why it was the top of HN haha.
        
         | TimTheTinker wrote:
         | I don't know - if you upload a package.json with any
         | dependencies that map to real npmjs.com packages, it does lead
         | you to a Stripe payment page which appears to be real... and it
         | appears you'd be sending real money.
         | 
         | Maybe that's part of the joke, though :)
        
         | andriy_koval wrote:
         | its partial satire. I kinda believe Claude/Codex spill lots of
         | OSS code without license attribution for many millions of devs
         | already.
        
           | tonyedgecombe wrote:
           | It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't close to the truth.
        
         | scatbot wrote:
         | I know this is satire, but I would wish to see something like
         | this for liberating proprietary & closed-source hardware
         | drivers.
        
         | bananzamba wrote:
         | Malus Corporation = EvilCorp
        
       | scblock wrote:
       | Presumably this is a joke, based on the "Success Reports" and the
       | footer, among other things.
       | 
       | "This service is provided "as is" without warranty. MalusCorp is
       | not responsible for any legal consequences, moral implications,
       | or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use of our services."
        
       | observationist wrote:
       | Not sure their attempted point lands the way they think it will.
       | I view this as an unmitigated good. Open source every damn thing.
       | Open the floodgates. Break the system.
       | 
       | I'd cheer for a company like this.
       | 
       | It seems to dance just on the other side of what's legal, though.
        
         | amiga386 wrote:
         | > I view this as an unmitigated good.
         | 
         | Then I don't think you've thought it through.
         | 
         | This entire software ecosystem depends on volunteering and
         | cooperation. It demands respect of the people doing the work.
         | Adhering to their licensing terms _is_ the payment they demand
         | for the work they do.
         | 
         | If you steal their _social_ currency, they may just walk away
         | for good, and nobody will pick up the slack for you. And if you
         | 're a whole society of greedy little thieves, the future of
         | software will be everyone preciously guarding and hiding their
         | changes to the last open versions of software from some decades
         | ago.
         | 
         | You should read Bruce Perens' testimony in the Jacobsen v.
         | Katzer case that explained all this (and determined that
         | licensing terms _are_ enforceable, and you can 't just say "his
         | is open mine is open what's the difference?")
         | 
         | https://web.archive.org/web/20100331083827/http://perens.com...
        
           | observationist wrote:
           | I mean in the context of AI - we're already seeing the
           | conflagration of SAAS, and software jobs are going kaput.
           | It's my deeply considered opinion that the faster this
           | happens, the better, because it'll force a reckoning with
           | impending AI job loss across the board.
           | 
           | We need to deal with the issues now. The worst possible
           | outcome is a gradual drip-drip-drip of incremental job
           | losses, people shuffling from job to job, taking financial
           | hits, some companies pretending everything is fine, other
           | companies embracing full-bore zero employee work. The longer
           | it goes on, the more wealth and power gets siphoned up by
           | corporations and individuals who already have significant
           | wealth, the bigger the inequality, and the bigger the social
           | turmoil.
           | 
           | Software, graphics design, music, and video (even studio
           | level movies) should cope with this now. It's not going to
           | stop, AI isn't going to get worse, there's not going to be
           | some special human only domain carved out. The sooner we cope
           | with this the better, because it'll set the foundation for
           | the rest of the job loss barreling down on us like the
           | Chicxulub asteroid.
        
             | amiga386 wrote:
             | It sounds like you'd advocate for accelerationism (by which
             | I mean "to worsen capitalism to promote revolution against
             | it")
             | 
             | The end result could well be the people bringing out the
             | guillotines for tech executives, or even the Butlerian
             | Jihad.
             | 
             | But I'm not sure everyone would agree we need to _race_ to
             | those dystopian futures. They might prefer a more
             | conservative future where they nip the scamming  /
             | copyright infringement at scale / "disruption" in the bud.
             | 
             | The trouble seems to revolve mainly around money. Give
             | enough of it to someone, or even promise it, and so many
             | people just lose their minds and their moral backbone.
             | Politicians in charge of regulating these shenanigans
             | especially so, I'm not sure they had moral backbones to
             | begin with.
        
               | observationist wrote:
               | It's not naked accelerationism, I just don't want to see
               | years and years of suffering and exploitation and chaos
               | giving a permanent advantage to those already in a
               | position to take that advantage. One significant industry
               | is all it will take; light a fire under the ass of
               | congress and the general public, get people motivated to
               | start taking sensible steps to move towards UBI or some
               | sort of Coasean scheme with nationalized shares
               | distributed to people, or whatever. Doing anything is
               | extraordinarily more effective than doing nothing as this
               | plays out.
        
         | DrammBA wrote:
         | > I view this as an unmitigated good. Open source every damn
         | thing.
         | 
         | Agree, I said this in another comment, AI-generated anything
         | should be public domain. Public data in, public domain out.
         | 
         | This train wreck in slow motion of AI slowly eroding the open
         | web is no good, let's rip the bandaid.
        
         | slopinthebag wrote:
         | Open source is good, washing open source licences is very bad.
         | 
         | I publish under AGPL and if someone ever took my project and
         | washed it to MIT I would probably just take all my code offline
         | forever. Fuck that.
        
         | hrmtst93837 wrote:
         | Open sourcing all the things sounds fun right up until you hit
         | the point where clean room claims collapse under real legal
         | cross-examination. If you think companies with money on the
         | line are just going to roll over and accept it all as fair play
         | I'd like to introduce you to the concept of discovery at
         | $900/hr. If your business model is a legal speedrun you better
         | budget harder than you code.
        
       | fallingmeat wrote:
       | Love the product link in footer to "Emergency AGPL Removal"
        
       | bensyverson wrote:
       | Oh no... VCs will see this and take it seriously
        
         | akovaski wrote:
         | I think we've already seen this with "AI writes a web-browser"
         | type PR. I guess we can still look forward to when they make
         | license evasion an explicit part of their marketing. Then I can
         | wryly laugh when somebody robo-whitewashes leaked commercial
         | software, knowing that they'll get sued anyways.
        
       | hirako2000 wrote:
       | In this climate, it almost feels like it's not satire.
        
       | ceayo wrote:
       | yay capitalism. thank god it is a joke!
       | 
       | > Those maintainers worked for free--why should they get credit?
       | 
       | ROFL
        
       | logdahl wrote:
       | Haha, was extremely rage-baited by this. Thanks.
        
       | rhoopr wrote:
       | > You have been so generous, so unreasonably, almost suspiciously
       | generous, that you have made it possible for an entire global
       | economy to run on software that nobody technically owns,
       | maintained by people that nobody technically employs, governed by
       | licenses that nobody technically reads. It is a miracle of human
       | cooperation. It is also, from a fiduciary standpoint, completely
       | insane.
       | 
       | Funny but true.
        
         | aprdm wrote:
         | Isn't that the premise of Fallout ?
        
           | dmbche wrote:
           | Nope!
        
         | killbot5000 wrote:
         | It's funny that humans working together for mutual benefit via
         | any other mechanism than regimented corporate slavery is
         | considered insane.
        
           | designerarvid wrote:
           | Easily explained by the fact that writing some types of
           | software and seeing people using it is fun. Some people take
           | photos for free also.
           | 
           | Doesn't apply everywhere though.
        
             | tavavex wrote:
             | What's this 'fun' you mention? As far as the incentives in
             | our systems are concerned, anything that's not done in
             | pursuit of monetary gain is certifiably insane. What really
             | matters in life is using all the tricks, manipulation,
             | abuse and loopholes to attain the biggest number in your
             | asset counter. Anyone who doesn't follow the only thing
             | that matters in life is alien, inhuman even. How do they
             | not see it?
        
           | eru wrote:
           | The quote above didn't mention corporations at all.
        
             | saulpw wrote:
             | "nobody technically employs" strongly implies that this is
             | not a corporate organization.
        
             | jedberg wrote:
             | " maintained by people that nobody technically employs"
        
           | boondongle wrote:
           | The issue is how do you interact with other industries/trades
           | who protect their profit making potential.
           | 
           | Ok great - all software and networks are "free." How do you
           | pay for Doctors and Plumbers and Electricians whose earnings
           | are legally protected by the state but whose skill bases are
           | also freely available to be used within the margin of error
           | of a professional or a layman?
           | 
           | Issues like this are great to have conversations about, but
           | if people don't start broadening the scope very quickly, it
           | just turns into the IT/CS worker's worth going to 0 in a
           | world where others worth are protected. And history states,
           | if only 1 group sees the threat, the remaining
           | trades/industries will let it die.
        
             | teachrdan wrote:
             | It's not clear to me what your argument has to do with the
             | license laundering service that Malus (Malice?) is
             | offering. Their stealing from the digital commons does
             | nothing to address paying Doctors and Plumbers and
             | Electricians.
        
               | boondongle wrote:
               | It's directed at the person I replied to. It's not
               | directed at the top level OP or Malus which is hilarious,
               | monetized satire.
               | 
               | Focusing overly on corporate structures or specific
               | skills tends to miss the point of how value is assigned
               | in a capitalistic structure when knowledge is cheap.
               | Knowledge has been the capital used by the labor force
               | for hundreds of years. The reason some jobs are resistant
               | is 100% the result of legislation at that point, not
               | anything unique about the job.
               | 
               | "The Trades" seems to be the sales pitch used on the
               | public. In the end they're just labor at that point since
               | I can pump a 20 year old with a master electricians
               | knowledge, keep one master on staff and fire every other
               | person who hits that level when their earnings demand it
               | in the same way we're firing many mid/upper level people
               | in their 30's and 40's now instead of 50's and 60's which
               | is the scenario in Tech today.
               | 
               | Software/IT is just the quickest to be absorbed. Many
               | other industries are just in the slow boil, not seeing it
               | yet.
        
             | superxpro12 wrote:
             | The value from FOSS is the collaboration between all
             | parties.
             | 
             | There is a mutual agreement between all collaborating
             | parties that "hey we ALL need these core fundamental
             | building blocks of software. why dont we all collaborate in
             | this open space?" And everyone wins.
             | 
             | There is tremendous value in the Linux kernel, and these
             | large open source programs. And this is basically an attack
             | by corporations to attempt to privatize it all.
             | 
             | It's nothing new. This is simply the latest example of
             | capitalist "growth at any cost". We sailed past any
             | immorality hazards a LONG time ago.
        
         | einpoklum wrote:
         | It's not true (and also not funny):
         | 
         | * Many of the people maintaining FOSS are paid to do so; and if
         | we counted 'significance' of maintained FOSS, I would not be
         | surprised if most FOSS of critical significance is maintained
         | for-pay (although I'm not sure).
         | 
         | * Publishing software without a restrictive license is not
         | 'generous', it's the trivial and obvious thing to do. It is the
         | restriction of copying and of source access that is convoluted,
         | anti-social, and if you will, "insane".
         | 
         | * Similarly, FOSS is not a "miracle" of human cooperation, and
         | it what you get when it is difficult to sabotage human
         | cooperation. The situation with physical objects - machines,
         | consumables - is more of a nightmare than the FOSS situation is
         | a miracle. (IIRC, an economist named Veblen wrote about the
         | sabotaging role of pecuniary interests on collaborative
         | industrial processes, about a century ago; but I'm not sure
         | about the details.)
         | 
         | * Many people read licenses, and for the short, paragraph-long
         | licenses, I would even say that most developers read them.
         | 
         | * It is not insane to use FOSS from a "fiduciary standpoint".
        
           | eru wrote:
           | > * Many people read licenses, and for the short, paragraph-
           | long licenses, I would even say that most developers read
           | them.
           | 
           | Well, it's one thing to read licenses as a human and another
           | to read them as a lawyer.
           | 
           | That's why it's useful to pick one of the standard licenses
           | that lawyers have already combed over, even if it's a long
           | one like the GPL.
        
         | efreak wrote:
         | Where do you see this? It doesn't appear to be in the website
         | (if it's in the video, I didn't watch it but it's not in the
         | subtitle file)
        
       | RandomGerm4n wrote:
       | This time it's satire, but I bet someone will offer exactly that
       | for real in the next few days. The idea is unethical but far too
       | lucrative from a business perspective.
        
         | tetraca wrote:
         | The people that will take this as a good thing unironically
         | will just have their personal Yes Man do that work internally.
        
         | Maxion wrote:
         | Often OSS is used not because you want the software, but the
         | software and the upkeep. So even with such a service, you're
         | now just taking code in-house that you have to maintain as
         | well.
        
           | Spoom wrote:
           | Realistically, if it in fact did take 5 minutes to do the
           | cleanroom reimplementation, you could just process updates
           | from the OSS source in realtime.
        
       | tripdout wrote:
       | The joke is that the models have already seen the source code of
       | said packages regardless, right?
        
         | Guillaume86 wrote:
         | Yeah it's just a slightly more honest and simplified
         | presentation of what LLMs providers do IMO.
        
       | dakolli wrote:
       | I love these satirical sites that take a jab at how LLMs are
       | (genuinely) ruining software.
       | 
       | See: https://deploycel.org/
        
       | amiga386 wrote:
       | I did try to upload a requirements.txt with "chardet < 7.0" in it
       | ("Copyright (C) 2024 Dan Blanchard"? I don't think so buddy, it's
       | mine now), but despite claiming otherwise, the satirical site
       | only takes package.json so I uploaded the one from
       | https://github.com/prokopschield/require-gpl/
       | 
       | It does actually generate a price (which is suspiciously like a
       | fixed rate of $1 per megabyte), and does actually lead you to
       | Stripe. What happens if someone actually pays? Are they going to
       | be refunding everything, or are they actually going to file the
       | serial numbers off for you?
        
       | torginus wrote:
       | I have to admit It took me an unconfortably long amount of time
       | to realize this was fake-
        
       | hmokiguess wrote:
       | The fact that it took me the comments sections to understand this
       | is satire speaks a lot about the current status of where things
       | are going.
       | 
       | EDIT: Reading it again its quite obvious, I was just skimming at
       | first, but still damn. Hilarious
        
         | frenchie4111 wrote:
         | lol - it's literally called malus but I guess that's only an
         | obvious giveaway in retrospect
        
           | hmry wrote:
           | It's perfectly realistic!
           | 
           | E.g. Palantir, the surveillance analytics company named after
           | the magic orb that purports to let you remotely view anything
           | you want, but actually allows its creator to view _you_ while
           | manipulating you by selectively showing some things and not
           | others.
        
             | whacko_quacko wrote:
             | Especially given that a popular open source project
             | recently tried to do exactly that.
             | 
             | https://github.com/chardet/chardet/issues/327
             | 
             | I really got fooled here for a second, but the unfortunate
             | reality is that people will try this soon, and someone will
             | have to litigate this, if open source is to survive, which
             | will take years and millions of dollars to resolve
        
               | JoshTriplett wrote:
               | Not just "tried"; the current state is that they've
               | _done_ so and are ignoring people telling them they
               | cannot. The  "destroy as an example to others" phase
               | hasn't finished yet, but hopefully they'll get sufficient
               | backlash from the projects they supposedly did this to
               | work with to deter future attempts. e.g. they supposedly
               | did this in order to make it part of the Python standard
               | library, so hopefully the response from Python is a
               | massive WTF and "nope".
        
             | JoshTriplett wrote:
             | In fairness to the original mythos that that particular
             | family of awful companies has misused: the palantiri were
             | in fact designed purely for far-seeing, and Sauron wasn't
             | the creator of them, he just got his hands on one and
             | corrupted it into a tool for manipulation.
        
         | Aachen wrote:
         | I didn't see it was satire (having only skimmed the site) until
         | scrolling through the comments and seeing this fake review
         | being quoted. That's when I went "surely not", checked the
         | site, saw it was really there, and was quite relieved this is
         | not yet an actual thing!
        
         | comboy wrote:
         | Under this name or not I think it's happening regardless..
        
           | overfeed wrote:
           | As any etymology/Latin nerd will tell you, "this name"
           | (MalusCorp) literally translates to EvilCorp, everything
           | about the site is over the top satire. I know Poe's law and
           | all that, but I'm looking askew at commenters in this thread
           | who fail to realize it as either only reading the headline,
           | or are AI-controlled.
           | 
           | Satire points out the absurd
        
       | phpnode wrote:
       | This is satire, but I actually have built something that can do
       | this extremely well as an unintentional side effect. I will not
       | be building my business around this capability however
        
       | spudlyo wrote:
       | malus, mala, malum ADJ
       | 
       | bad, evil, wicked; ugly; unlucky;
       | 
       | It's an interesting word in Latin, because depending on the
       | phonetic length of the vowel and gender it vary greatly in
       | meaning. The word 'malus' (short a, masculine adjective) means
       | wicked, the word 'malus' (long a, feminine noun) means apple
       | tree, and 'malus' (long a, masculine noun) means the mast of a
       | ship.
        
         | mikepurvis wrote:
         | Homonym of "malice" too. Honestly kind of a brilliant name.
        
           | lelandfe wrote:
           | Mal: us
        
       | yomismoaqui wrote:
       | I bet someone has already made this service for real.
        
         | OJFord wrote:
         | A lot of people, including perhaps the creator of this, feel
         | that LLMs themselves are this service.
        
         | slopinthebag wrote:
         | It exists! It's called Claude Code.
        
       | ge96 wrote:
       | turd.png classy
        
       | alsetmusic wrote:
       | This is brilliant satire. Wonderful response to the "rewrite" of
       | chardet.
       | 
       | ^ For those who haven't been keeping up on the debacle.
        
       | rgilton wrote:
       | It's interesting that the focus is just on open source licenses.
       | If one can strip licenses from source code using LLMs, then
       | surely a Microsoft employee could do the same with the Windows
       | source code!
        
       | ebiester wrote:
       | The frustrating thing is I also thought about this as a natural
       | conclusion - but as a natural workflow that corporations will do
       | when they see AGPL dependencies they want to use. (I also think
       | there's a world where we start tightening our software bill of
       | materials anyway.)
       | 
       | I do not believe it will ever again make sense to build open
       | source for business. the era of OSS as a business model will be
       | very limited going forward. As sad and frustrating as it is, we
       | did it to ourselves.
        
       | boje wrote:
       | Today's satire is tomorrow's reality, if the last 50 or so years
       | is anything to go by.
        
       | gorgoiler wrote:
       | ... _scanning_ ... ... _fuming_ ... ... _blood pressure rising_
       | ... _sees a quote attributed to_ "Chad Stockholder Engineering
       | Director, Profit First LLC" ...oh phew, thank god for that. I
       | actually believed this could be real for a moment!
        
       | Goofy_Coyote wrote:
       | It took me too long to understand it's satire. BP went through
       | stratosphere before I noticed.
       | 
       | Let's hope one of these fake AI grifters doesn't take this as a
       | serious idea, raised a couple hundred million, and do real
       | damage.
       | 
       | (I'm not against AI, I just don't like nonsense either in tech,
       | or people)
        
       | Pannoniae wrote:
       | This is satire but this is where things are heading. The impact
       | on the OSS ecosystem is probably not a net positive overall, but
       | don't forget that this also applies to commercial software as
       | well.
       | 
       | There will be many questions asked, like why buy some SaaS with
       | way too many features when you can just reimplement the parts you
       | need? Why buy some expensive software package when you can point
       | the LLM into the binary with Ghidra or IDA or whatever then spend
       | a few weeks to reverse it?
        
         | OkayPhysicist wrote:
         | This is going to bring back software patents.
        
           | OJFord wrote:
           | Where did they go?
        
           | intrasight wrote:
           | I was discussing that very point yesterday with a colleague
           | after telling him of recent events. I pointed out that
           | leaning on copyright/copyleft for software has always been a
           | risky move.
        
           | piperswe wrote:
           | Considering my name's on a software patent submitted just
           | last year, I don't think software patents have gone
           | anywhere...
        
       | moralestapia wrote:
       | Oof, this is unironically amazing!
        
       | ks2048 wrote:
       | "I used to feel guilty about not attributing open source
       | maintainers. Then I remembered that guilt doesn't show up on
       | quarterly reports. Thank you, MalusCorp." * Chad Stockholder
       | Engineering Director, Profit First LLC
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | Certain views of OSS and its relation to commercial software
         | always seemed to be fraught with highly voluntarist and
         | moralizing attitudes and an intellectual naivete.
        
       | agile-gift0262 wrote:
       | if it were true that indeed was legal to rewrite and relicense
       | open source code, would that also be true for non-open source
       | code? as in, could someone do a similar rewrite of their
       | employers proprietary code and release it publicly?
        
       | bronlund wrote:
       | If this site actually connects to Stripe, it's much more than
       | just satire. It's a honeypot :D
        
       | duiker101 wrote:
       | Let's not give anyone ideas!
        
       | 0xWTF wrote:
       | There are two teenagers who learned about Malus in the last hour
       | and have started figuring out how to actually build it, right
       | now. They will not cite their source in their IPO statements.
        
         | etchalon wrote:
         | The Torment Nexus must be built, because someone wants a lambo.
        
         | phpnode wrote:
         | it is straightforward to build this for real, here is my nearly
         | one-shotted tldraw clone from a couple of weeks ago,
         | https://x.com/c_pick/status/2028669568403578931 - the
         | implementation side never saw the code, only the spec (in
         | reality it did see the tldraw code in its training data, but
         | you can't escape that anymore)
        
           | p0w3n3d wrote:
           | I wonder about this training data. There's so much profit
           | from open source code in training data, actually the most of
           | the code it was taught was open source, shouldn't it be then
           | free? Or at least open weight?
        
           | phyzome wrote:
           | Well, that's not what the page describes. You'd have to train
           | an LLM on everything _except_ tldraw, then use that LLM for
           | code generation.
        
       | 999900000999 wrote:
       | As a hypothetical.
       | 
       | Let's say instead it consolidated a few packages into 1. This
       | might even be a good idea for security reasons.
       | 
       | Then it offered a mandatory 15% revenue tip to the original
       | projects.
       | 
       | So far GPL enforcement usually comes down to "umm, try and sue us
       | lol".
       | 
       | How much human intervention is needed for it to be a real
       | innovation and not llm generated. Can I someone to watch Claude
       | do its thing and press enter 3 times ?
        
         | kvgr wrote:
         | If the AI could do good refactor of OS project, remove unused
         | code/features and make the code more efficient. Than we really
         | would be out of jobs :D
        
       | typeiierror wrote:
       | I know this is satire, but I have an adjacent problem I could use
       | help with. In my company, we have some legacy apps that run, but
       | we no longer have the source, any everyone that worked on them
       | has probably left the planet.
       | 
       | We need to replatform them at some point, and ideally I'd like to
       | let some agents "use" the apps as a means to copy them / rebuild.
       | Most of these are desktop apps, but some have browser interfaces.
       | Has anyone tried something like this or can recommend a service
       | that's worked for them?
        
         | ensemblehq wrote:
         | Interested to keep updated on this point. As a consultant, I've
         | worked on transformation of legacy applications so this would
         | help me greatly as well. We've worked on pretty archaic systems
         | where no one knows how the system works even if we have the
         | source code.
        
         | Traubenfuchs wrote:
         | Well, what kind of desktop apps?
         | 
         | Unless obfuscated C# desktop apps are pretty friendly to
         | decompile.
        
         | nivethan wrote:
         | I've done a little bit of this and Claude is pretty great. Take
         | the app and let Claude run wild with it. It does require you to
         | be relatively familiar with the app as you may need to guide it
         | in the right direction.
         | 
         | I was able to get it to rebuild and hack together a .NET
         | application that we don't have source for. This was done in a
         | Linux VM and it gave me a version that I could build and run on
         | Windows.
         | 
         | We're past the point of legacy blackbox apps being a mystery.
         | Happy to talk more, my e-mail is available on my profile.
        
         | ekidd wrote:
         | I have actually very convincingly recreated a moderately
         | complex 70s-era mainframe app by having an LLM reimplement it
         | based on existing documentation and by accessing the textual
         | user interface.
         | 
         | The biggest trick is that you need to spend 75% of your time
         | designing and building very good verification tools (which you
         | can do with help from the LLM), and having the LLM carefully
         | trace as many paths as possible through the original
         | application. This will be considerably harder for desktop apps
         | unless you have access to something like an accessibility API
         | that can faithfully capture and operate a GUI.
         | 
         | But in general, LLM performance is limited by how good your
         | validation suite is, and whether you have scalable ways to
         | convince yourself the software is correct.
        
       | sourcegrift wrote:
       | Amazon getting all excited hoping it's real.
        
         | dspillett wrote:
         | Amazon C*s calling Amazon Legal to ask if they could get away
         | with implementing something like this internally, more like.
        
       | jerf wrote:
       | An interesting aspect of this, especially their blog post
       | (https://malus.sh/blog.html ), is that it acknowledges a strain
       | in our legal system I've been observing for decades, but don't
       | think the legal system or people in general have dealt with,
       | which is that generally _costs matter_.
       | 
       | A favorite example of mine is speed limits. There is a difference
       | between "putting up a sign that says 55 mph and walking away",
       | "putting up a sign that says 55 mph and occasionally enforcing it
       | with expensive humans when they get around to it", and "putting
       | up a sign that says 55 mph and rigidly enforcing it to the exact
       | mph through a robot". Nominally, the law is "don't go faster than
       | 55 mph". Realistically, those are three _completely different_
       | policies in every way that matters.
       | 
       | We are all making a continual and ongoing grave error thinking
       | that taking what were previously _de jure_ policies that were _de
       | facto_ quite different in the real world, and thoughtlessly
       | "upgrading" the _de jure_ policies directly into _de facto_
       | policies without realizing that that is in fact a _huge change_
       | in policy. One that nobody voted for, one that no regulator even
       | really thought about, one that we are just thoughtlessly putting
       | into place because  "well, the law is, 55 mph" without realizing
       | that, no, in fact that never was the law before. That's what the
       | law _said_ , not what it _was_. In the past those could never
       | really be the same thing. Now, more and more, they can.
       | 
       | This is a big change!
       | 
       | Cost of enforcement matters. The exact same nominal law that is
       | very costly to enforce has completely different costs and
       | benefits then that same law becoming all but free to rigidly
       | enforce.
       | 
       | And without very many people consciously realizing it, we have
       | centuries of laws that were written with the subconscious
       | realization that enforcement is difficult and expensive, and that
       | the discretion of that enforcement is part of the power of the
       | government. Blindly translating those centuries of laws into
       | rigid, free enforcement is a _terrible idea for everyone_.
       | 
       | Yet we still have almost no recognition that that is an issue.
       | This could, perhaps surprisingly, be one of the first places we
       | directly grapple with this in a legal case someday soon, that the
       | legality of something may be at least partially influenced by the
       | expense of the operation.
        
         | JackYoustra wrote:
         | The answer to this is just changing the law as enforcement
         | becomes different, instead of leaning on the rule of a few
         | people to determine what the appropriate level of enforcement
         | is.
         | 
         | To do this, though, you're going to have to get rid of veto
         | points! A bit hard in our disastrously constitutional system.
        
         | igor47 wrote:
         | Dean Ball made this exact point on the Ezra Klein show a few
         | days ago. I always thought laws would get more just with
         | perfect enforcement -- the people passing mandatory sentencing
         | laws for minor drug offenses would think twice if their own
         | children, and not just minorities and unfavourable groups, were
         | subject to the same consequences (instead of rehab or community
         | service).
         | 
         | But if I've learned anything in 20 years of software eng, it's
         | that migration plans matter. The perfect system is irrelevant
         | if you can't figure out how to transition to it. AI is dangling
         | a beautiful future in front of us, but the transition looks...
         | Very challenging
        
           | eru wrote:
           | Hmm, the problem is that judges and even police officers are
           | generally saner than voters.
           | 
           | Giving the former discretion was a way to sneakily contain
           | the worst excesses of the latter.
           | 
           | Alas, self-interest isn't really something voters seem to
           | really take into account.
        
             | lupire wrote:
             | Judges and police officers have their own massive "worst
             | excesses".
        
               | vkou wrote:
               | They do, but letting mob rule decide criminal sanction is
               | beyond fucked. See: Any discussion thread of literally
               | _any_ criminal being sentenced, receiving parole, or
               | better yet, committing any crime after being released for
               | serving a different one.
        
           | wat10000 wrote:
           | How many times have we seen politicians advocate for laws
           | against something, then do a 180 when one of their kids does
           | it? Even if you had that system, I don't think it would work
           | the way you say. People are dumb and politicians are no
           | exception.
        
           | sensanaty wrote:
           | This is of course assuming that politicians aren't largely
           | duplicitious and actually believe in a word they say. I grew
           | up in Indonesia, and the number of politicians who were
           | extremely anti-porn getting caught _watching porn in
           | parliament_ is frankly staggering, yet alone the ones who are
           | pro death penalty for drugs caught as being part of massive
           | drug smuggling rings.
        
             | throwaway2037 wrote:
             | You raise an interesting point: One question that I think
             | about developing countries: Most of them have higher
             | _perception_ of corruption compared to highly developed
             | (OECD) nations. How do countries realistically reduce
             | corruption? Korea went from an incredibly poor country in
             | 1960 to a wealthy country in 2010. I am sure they
             | dramatically reduced corruption over this time period...
             | but how? Another example, in the 1960s /1970s, Hongkong
             | dramatically increased the pay for civil servants
             | (including police officers) to reduce corruption. (It
             | worked, mostly.)
        
               | K0balt wrote:
               | I live in a developing country. What I find is that the
               | corruption is generally easier to navigate here that it
               | was in the USA. The corruption in the USA is much more
               | entrenched, in the form of regulatory capture. At the
               | local level this can look like a local ordinance where
               | "only a contractor with xy and z (only one of which is
               | needed for the job) can bid, favoring a specific
               | contractor. Here you just figure out compliance with the
               | person in charge.
        
               | Arrowmaster wrote:
               | Part of how the USA got that way is hilariously enough,
               | anti-corruption policies.
        
               | miki123211 wrote:
               | Corruption is eliminated by properly aligning incentives.
               | Capitalism is also all about properly aligning
               | incentives. Moving to a more capitalism-heavy system
               | usually causes countries to get much richer.
               | 
               | Eastern Europe went through a similar transition. Before
               | the iron curtain fell, the eastern bloc operated on
               | favors more than it operated on money. This definitely
               | isn't the case any more.
        
           | palmotea wrote:
           | > Dean Ball made this exact point on the Ezra Klein show a
           | few days ago. I always thought laws would get more just with
           | perfect enforcement -- the people passing mandatory
           | sentencing laws for minor drug offenses would think twice if
           | their own children, and not just minorities and unfavourable
           | groups, were subject to the same consequences (instead of
           | rehab or community service).
           | 
           | The problem with perfect enforcement is it requires the same
           | kind of forethought as waterfall development. You rigidly
           | design the specification (law) at the start, then persist
           | with it without deviation from the original plan (at least
           | for a long time). In your example, the lawmakers may still
           | pass the law because they don't think of their kids as drug
           | users, and are distracted by some outrage in some other area.
        
           | codethief wrote:
           | > I always thought laws would get more just with perfect
           | enforcement
           | 
           | As Edward Snowden once argued in an AMA on Reddit, a zero
           | crime rate is undesirable for democratic society because it
           | very likely implies that it's impossible to evade law
           | enforcement. The latter, however, means that people won't be
           | able to do much if the laws ever become tyrannic, e.g. due to
           | a change in power. In other words, in a well-functioning
           | democratic society it must always be possible (in principle)
           | to commit a crime and get away.
        
             | holoduke wrote:
             | The people should always have the opportunity and power to
             | behead the government.
        
               | coryrc wrote:
               | That's tautological without the existence of cylons.
        
             | cortesoft wrote:
             | Yep, not ever being able to break a law means that whatever
             | the current set of laws are will never be able to be
             | changed. If people can't ever push the boundaries of the
             | law, we can never realize that the boundaries are in the
             | wrong place.
             | 
             | Take some examples of laws that have changed over time.
             | Say, interracial marriage. It was illegal in many places to
             | marry someone of a different race. If this had been
             | perfectly enforced, no one would have ever dated or see
             | couples of different races, and people would have had a lot
             | harder of a time exploring and realizing that the law was
             | wrong.
             | 
             | The same thing could be said about marijuana legalization.
             | If enforcement was perfect, no one would have ever tried
             | marijuana, and there would have never been a movement to
             | legalize by people who used it and decided it was not
             | something that should be banned.
             | 
             | We need to be able to push boundaries so they can move when
             | needed.
        
         | parpfish wrote:
         | I think this distinction also gets at some issue with things
         | like privacy and facial recognition.
         | 
         | There's the old approach of hanging a wanted poster and asking
         | people to "call us if you see this guy". Then there's the new
         | approach matching faces in a comprehensive database and camera
         | networks.
         | 
         | The later is just the perfect, efficient implementation of the
         | former. But it's... different somehow.
        
         | modeless wrote:
         | We should welcome more precise law enforcement. Imperfect
         | enforcement is too easy for law enforcement officers to turn
         | into selective enforcement. By choosing who to go after, law
         | enforcement gets the unearned power to change the law however
         | they want, enforcing unwritten rules of their choosing. Having
         | law enforcement make the laws is bad.
         | 
         | The big caveat, though, is that when enforcement becomes more
         | accurate, the rules and penalties need to change. As you point
         | out, a rigidly enforced law is very different from one that is
         | less rigorously enforced. You are right that there is very
         | little recognition of this. The law is difficult to change by
         | design, but it may soon have to change faster than it has in
         | the past, and it's not clear how or if that can happen.
         | Historically, it seems like the only way rapid governmental
         | change happens is by violent revolution, and I would rather not
         | live in a time of violent revolution...
        
           | Twey wrote:
           | The problem with precise law enforcement is that the legal
           | system is incredibly complex. There's a tagline that
           | 'everybody's a criminal'; I don't know if that's necessarily
           | true but I do definitely believe that a large number of
           | 'innocent' people are criminals (by the letter of the law)
           | without their knowledge. Because we usually only bother to
           | prosecute crimes if some obvious harm has been done this
           | doesn't cause a lot of damage in practice (though it can be
           | abused), but if you start enforcing the letter of every law
           | precisely it suddenly becomes the obligation of every citizen
           | to know every law -- in a de facto way, rather than just the
           | de jure way we currently have as a consequence of 'ignorance
           | of the law is no excuse'. So an increase of precision in law
           | enforcement must be preceded by a drastic simplification of
           | the law itself -- not a bad thing by any means, but also not
           | an easy (or, perhaps, possible) task.
        
             | RobRivera wrote:
             | Precise law enforcement would motivate political will to
             | proactively law change to be more precise and appropriate,
             | or tuned, to the public sentiment.
             | 
             | Imprecise law enforcement enables political office holders
             | to arbitrarily leverage the law to arrest people they label
             | as a political enemy, e.g. Aaron Swartz.
             | 
             | If everyone that ever shared publications outside the legal
             | subscriber base was precisely arrested, charged, and
             | punished, I dont think the punishment amd current legal
             | terrain regarding the charges leveraged against him would
             | have lasted.
             | 
             | But this is a feature, not a bug.
        
               | c-linkage wrote:
               | Code is Law is pretty much demonstrates that it is not
               | possible to precisely define law.
               | 
               | https://www.fxleaders.com/news/2025/10/29/code-is-law-
               | sparks...
               | 
               | Additionally, law is not logical. Law is about justice
               | and justice is not logical.
        
               | pc86 wrote:
               | "Law is about justice" is one of those things a good
               | professor gets every 1L to raise their hands in agreement
               | to before spending the next semester proving why that's
               | 100% not the case.
        
               | Eisenstein wrote:
               | Justice is part of a moral framework. Law is part of a
               | procedural framework. You can structure the law to try to
               | optimize for justice, but the law has never been about
               | morality, the law is about keeping society operating on
               | top of whatever structure is dominant.
               | 
               | Example: the Supreme Court ruled in Ozawa v. United
               | States in 1922 that a Japanese descended person could not
               | naturalize as a US citizen despite having white skin
               | because he was not technically Caucasian. The next year
               | in 1923 they ruled in United States v. Bhagat Singh Thind
               | that an Indian descended man could not natural despite
               | being Caucasian because his skin was not white.
               | 
               | Why did the court give two contradictory reasons for the
               | rulings which would each be negated if the reasoning were
               | swapped? I wouldn't say it was for justice. It was
               | because America at that time did not want non-white
               | immigrants, and what 'white' is, is a fiction that means
               | something completely different than what it claims to
               | mean, and the justices were upholding that structure.
        
               | RobRivera wrote:
               | I hold the opinion that law is not about justice.
        
             | ff317 wrote:
             | The reason speed limits make such a great example for these
             | arguments is because they're a preemptive law. Technically,
             | nobody is directly harmed by speeding. We outlaw speeding
             | on the belief that it statistically leads to and/or is
             | correlated with other harms. Contrast this to a law against
             | assault or theft: in those kinds of cases, the law makes
             | the direct harm itself illegal.
             | 
             | Increasing the precision of enforcement makes a lot more
             | sense for direct-harm laws. You won't find anyone seriously
             | arguing that full 100% enforcement of murder laws is a bad
             | idea. It's the preemptive laws, which were often lazily
             | enforced, especially when no real harm resulted from the
             | action, where this all gets complicated. Maybe this is the
             | distinction to focus on.
        
               | hamdingers wrote:
               | This unwritten distinction exists only to allow targeted
               | enforcement in service of harassment and oppression.
               | There is no upside (even if getting away with speeding
               | feels good). We should strive to enforce all laws 100% of
               | the time as that is the only fair option.
               | 
               | If a law being enforced 100% of the time causes problems
               | then rethink the law (i.e. raise the speed limit, or
               | design the road slower).
        
               | airstrike wrote:
               | A system that solves for absolute compliance in every
               | individual case does not result in the emergence of a
               | fairer society.
               | 
               | There are numerous cases, both in history and in fiction,
               | that demonstrate as much.
        
               | gbalduzzi wrote:
               | > If a law being enforced 100% of the time causes
               | problems then rethink the law (i.e. raise the speed
               | limit, or design the road slower).
               | 
               | Isn't this the point of the whole conversation we are
               | having here?
               | 
               | Laws on copyright were not created for current AI usage
               | on open source project replication.
               | 
               | They need to change, because if they are perfectly
               | enforced by the letter, they result in actions that are
               | clearly against the intent of the law itself.
               | 
               | The underlying problem is that the world changes too fast
               | for the laws so be fair immediately
        
               | ompogUe wrote:
               | ^This. A large % of jurisprudence is in just trying to
               | keep up with how tech disrupts society.
        
               | randallsquared wrote:
               | The reason that has to be done is precisely that the law
               | has no common, well-architected rationale. The vast
               | majority of law in common-law jurisdictions is ad hoc
               | precedent from decades or centuries ago, patchwork laws
               | that match current, ephemeral intuition about what the
               | law should be, etc. Perfect and inevitable enforcement
               | makes this situation a nightmare, given the expectation
               | that the average US citizen commits multiple felonies per
               | _day_. Something will have to give.
        
               | namlem wrote:
               | There is an upside: oppressing people who consistently
               | engage in antisocial behavior is good and necessary.
        
               | Geezus_42 wrote:
               | The whole point is that only some of those engaging in
               | anti-social behaviour recieve punishment.
        
               | encom wrote:
               | If speed limits were automated rigidly enforced 100% of
               | the time, it would be impossible to drive.
               | 
               | >only to allow targeted enforcement in service of
               | harassment and oppression
               | 
               | That's absurd hyperbole. A competent policeman will
               | recognise the difference between me driving 90 km/h on a
               | 80 km/h road because I didn't notice the sign. And me
               | driving 120 km/h out of complete disregard for human
               | life. Should I get a fine for driving 90? Yea, probably.
               | Is it a first time offence? Was anyone else on the road?
               | Did the sign get knocked down? Is it day or night? Have I
               | done this 15 times before? Is my wife in labour in the
               | passenger seat? None of those are excuses, but could be
               | grounds for a warning instead.
        
               | 5upplied_demand wrote:
               | > If speed limits were automated rigidly enforced 100% of
               | the time, it would be impossible to drive.
               | 
               | Why? Plenty of people drive in areas with speed cameras,
               | isn't that exactly how they work?
               | 
               | > That's absurd hyperbole. A competent policeman will
               | recognise the difference between me driving 90 km/h on a
               | 80 km/h road because I didn't notice the sign.
               | 
               | I'm not sure it is hyperbole or that we should assume
               | competence/good faith. Multiple studies have shown that
               | traffic laws, specifically, are enforced in an
               | inconsistent matter that best correlates with the
               | driver's race.
               | 
               | [0] https://www.aclu-il.org/press-releases/black-and-
               | latino-moto...
               | 
               | [1] https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-
               | publications/news/2020/may/bl...
        
               | hamdingers wrote:
               | > If speed limits were automated rigidly enforced 100% of
               | the time, it would be impossible to drive.
               | 
               | If you find it impossible to follow a simple speed limit,
               | then getting you off the road is the ideal outcome.
        
               | terryf wrote:
               | The speed limit example is a great one. Consider a road
               | that has a 35mph limit. Now - which of the following
               | scenarios is SAFER: a) I'm driving on the road in a brand
               | new 4x4 porsche on a sunny day with great visibility and
               | brand new tyres. Doing 40mph. b) I'm driving on the same
               | road in a 70s car with legal but somewhat worn out tyres,
               | in the dark, while it's raining heavily. Doing 35mph.
               | 
               | Of course _technically_ option a is violating the law but
               | no sane police officer will give you a fine in this case.
               | Nor should they! A robot will, however. This is stupid.
        
               | hamdingers wrote:
               | The Cayenne would be safer going 35 instead of 40
               | regardless of all other variables. It's a trivial physics
               | question, kinetic energy is a function of mass and
               | velocity.
        
               | terryf wrote:
               | I meant a 911 but thank you for answering a completely
               | different point than what I was making.
        
               | okasaki wrote:
               | Not really? If you're caught with burglary tools on
               | private property that's still illegal even if you only
               | took one step.
               | 
               | Likewise if act in a way that makes someone feel that
               | you're going to hit them that's assault regardless of
               | whether you actually ever touch them.
               | 
               | etc. Many such cases.
        
               | derefr wrote:
               | I think I would expect certain laws that are currently
               | considered statutory / strict-liability laws, to be
               | shifted to instead constitute only "evidence of
               | negligence" and/or act as "aggravating conditions."
               | 
               | So, in the case of speeding:
               | 
               | - Speeding _on its own_ would only automatically
               | "warrant" the police to stop you / interview you / tell
               | you off, and perhaps to follow you around for a while
               | after they pull you over, to ensure you don't _start_
               | speeding again (and to immediately pull you over again if
               | you do.) I say  "warrant" here because this doesn't
               | actually give them any powers that private citizens don't
               | have; rather, it protects them from you suing them for
               | harassment for what they're doing. (Just like a "search
               | warrant" doesn't give the police any additional powers
               | per se, but rather protects them from civil and criminal
               | damages associated with them breaking-and-entering into
               | the specified location, destroying any property therein,
               | etc.)
               | 
               | - But speeding _while in the process of_ committing some
               | other  "actual" crime, or speeding that _contributes to_
               | some other crime being committed, may be an aggravating
               | factor that multiplies the penalty associated with the
               | other act, or changes the nominal charge for the other
               | act.
               | 
               | We might also then see a tweak for "threshold
               | aggravations", such that e.g.
               | 
               | - Speeding while also doing _some other_ dumb thing --
               | having your brake-lights broken, say -- may be considered
               | to  "cross a threshold" where they add up to an
               | arrest+charge, even though none of the individual
               | violations has a penalty when considered independently.
               | 
               | This would, AFAICT, translate well into a regime where
               | there are little traffic-cop drones everywhere,
               | maximizing speeding enforcement. If speeding is _all_
               | they notice someone doing, they 'd just be catch-and-
               | release-ing people: pulling them over, squawking at them,
               | and flying away. Literal slap-on-the-wrist tactics. Which
               | is actually usefully deterrent on its own, _if_ there are
               | enough of these drones, and they just keep doing it, over
               | and over again, to violators. (Do note that people can 't
               | just "not pull over" because they know there are no
               | penalties involved; they would still be considered
               | police, and "not complying with a police stop" would, as
               | always, be a real crime with real penalties; if you run
               | from the drone, it would summon actual cars to chase
               | you!)
               | 
               | ---
               | 
               | Oddly, I think if you follow this legal paradigm to its
               | natural conclusion, it could lead to a world where it
               | could even be legal to e.g. drive your car home from the
               | bar while intoxicated... as long as you're driving at
               | 2mph, with your hazards on, and avoiding highways. But
               | miss any of those factors, and it "co-aggravates" with a
               | "driving recklessly _for your reaction speed_ " charge,
               | into an actual crime.
        
           | namlem wrote:
           | Imperfect enforcement is a feature as often as it is a bug.
           | You can't make "antisocial behavior" in general illegal but
           | you can make certain behaviors (loitering, public
           | intoxication) illegal and selectively enforce against only
           | those who are behaving in an antisocial manner. Of course the
           | other edge of this sword is using this discretion to blanket
           | discriminate against racial or class groups.
        
           | beagle3 wrote:
           | The existing laws are rarely well specified enough for
           | precise enforcement, often on purpose.
           | 
           | You cannot have precise enforcement with imprecise laws. It's
           | as simple as that.
           | 
           | The HN favorite in this respect is "fair use" under
           | copyright. It isn't well specified enough for "precise
           | enforcement". How do you suggest we approach that one?
        
         | Pannoniae wrote:
         | Yup :P
         | 
         | As in their post:
         | 
         | "The future of software is not open. It is not closed. It is
         | liberated, freed from the constraints of licenses written for a
         | world in which reproduction required effort, maintained by a
         | generation of developers who believed that sharing code was its
         | own reward and have been comprehensively proven right about the
         | sharing and wrong about the reward."
         | 
         | This applies to open-source but also very well to proprietary
         | software too ;) Reversing your competitors' software has never
         | been easier!
        
           | degamad wrote:
           | If they really believed that their process eliminated any
           | licensing conditions, why would they limit themselves to open
           | source projects?
           | 
           | High quality decompilers have existed for a long time, and
           | there's a lot more value in making a cleanroom implementation
           | of Photoshop or Office than of Redis or Linux. Why go after
           | such a small market?
           | 
           | I suspect the answer us that they don't believe it's legal,
           | they just think that they can get away with it because
           | they're less likely to get sued.
           | 
           | (I really suspect that they don't believe that at all, and
           | it's all just a really good satire - after all, they
           | blatantly called the company "EvilCorp" in Latin.)
        
             | Pannoniae wrote:
             | >If they really believed that their process eliminated any
             | licensing conditions, why would they limit themselves to
             | open source projects?
             | 
             | Because this is satire by FOSS people :)
        
         | clickety_clack wrote:
         | De jure, there is no difference between de facto and de jure.
         | De facto there is.
        
         | cuu508 wrote:
         | > We are all making a continual and ongoing grave error
         | 
         | > Blindly translating those centuries of laws into rigid, free
         | enforcement is a terrible idea for everyone.
         | 
         | I understand your point that changing the enforcement changes
         | how the law is "felt" even though on the paper the law has not
         | changed. And I think it makes sense to review and potentially
         | revise the laws when enforcement methods change. But in the
         | specific case of the 55 mph limit, would the consequences
         | really be grave and terrible if the enforcement was enforced by
         | a robot, but the law remained the same?
        
           | Ntrails wrote:
           | Yeah, _I 'd have to go slower_????
           | 
           | Anyway. I come from the UK where we've had camera based
           | enforcement for aeons. This of course actually results in
           | people speeding and braking down to the limit as they
           | approach the camera (which is of course announced loudly by
           | their sat nav). The driving quality is frankly worse because
           | of this, not better, and it certainly doesn't reduce
           | incidence of speeding.
           | 
           | Of course the inevitable car tracker (or average speed
           | cameras) resolve this pretty well.
        
           | diacritical wrote:
           | > would the consequences really be grave and terrible if the
           | enforcement was enforced by a robot
           | 
           | The potential consequences of mass surveillance come to mind.
        
             | cuu508 wrote:
             | OK, but that would be a consequence of the specific
             | enforcement method, not a consequence the law becoming de
             | facto stricter due to stricter enforcement.
        
           | lupire wrote:
           | For one thing, the speed limit is _intentionally_ set 5-10mph
           | too low, specifically to make it easier to prove guilt when
           | someone breaks the  "real" speed limit.
        
             | JoshTriplett wrote:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalization_of_deviance
             | 
             | While it is true that many people _do_ speed, that doesn 't
             | make their speeding "the real speed limit".
        
         | pfortuny wrote:
         | Not exactly the same but at least in Spain, the cost of
         | constructing a new building subject to all the regulations
         | makes them completely unafforfable for low salaries.
         | 
         | (There are other problems, I know, but the regulations are
         | crazy).
        
         | LeifCarrotson wrote:
         | Absolutely! We're not all making that error, I've been venting
         | about it for years.
         | 
         | "Costs matter" is one way to say it, probably a lot easier to
         | digest and more popular than the "Quantity has a quality all
         | it's own" quote I've been using, which is generally attributed
         | to Stalin which is a little bit of a problem.
         | 
         | But it's absolutely true! Flock ALPRs are equivalent to a
         | police officer with binoculars and a post-it for a wanted
         | vehicle's make, model, and license plate, except we can put
         | hundreds of them on the major intersections throughout a city
         | 24/7 for $20k instead of multiplying the police budget by 20x.
         | 
         | A warrant to gather gigabytes of data from an ISP or email
         | provider is equivalent to a literal wiretap and tape recorder
         | on a suspect's phone line, except the former costs pennies to
         | implement and the later requires a human to actually move wires
         | and then listen for the duration.
         | 
         | Speed cameras are another excellent example.
         | 
         | Technology that changes the cost of enforcement changes the
         | character of the law. I don't think that no one realizes this.
         | I think many in office, many implementing the changes, and many
         | supporting or voting for those groups are acutely aware and
         | greedy for the increased authoritarian control but blind to the
         | human rights harms they're causing.
        
         | seethishat wrote:
         | The issue with strictly enforcing the speed limit on roads is
         | that sometimes, people must speed. They must break the law.
         | Wife giving birth, rushing a wounded person to the ER, speeding
         | to avoid a collision, etc.
         | 
         | If we wanted to strictly enforce speed limits, we would put
         | governors on engines. However, doing that would cause a lot of
         | harm to normal people. That's why we don't do it.
         | 
         | Stop and think about what it means to be human. We use
         | judgement and decide when we must break the laws. And that is
         | OK and indeed... expected.
        
           | arcticfox wrote:
           | The answer is not a governor but a speed camera, they have
           | them all over in Brazil and they send you a ticket if you
           | speed through them. Put an exception in the law for
           | emergencies, provide an appeal process, and voila.
        
           | ahtihn wrote:
           | > sometimes, people must speed. They must break the law. Wife
           | giving birth, rushing a wounded person to the ER, speeding to
           | avoid a collision
           | 
           | I would argue that only the last one is a valid reason
           | because it's the only one where it's clear that not speeding
           | leads to direct worse consequences.
           | 
           | Speed limits don't exist just to annoy people. Speeding
           | increases the risk of accident and especially the
           | consequences of an accident.
           | 
           | I don't trust people to drive well in a stressful situation,
           | so why would it be a good idea to let them increase the risk
           | by speeding.
           | 
           | The worst part is that it's not even all that likely that the
           | time saved by speeding ends up mattering.
        
             | tekne wrote:
             | E(accident due to going faster) vs E(worse outcome due to
             | waiting)
             | 
             | Your argument only makes sense if the only possible bad
             | thing is a car accident -- to make my point clearer, would
             | you take a 1% chance of losing 100$ to avoid a 50% chance
             | of losing 10$?
             | 
             | Depends how much money you have, but it can be a
             | _perfectly_ rational decision.
        
             | tinier_subsets wrote:
             | The "wife giving birth" exception for speeding is always so
             | amusing to me.
             | 
             | In the U.S., the average distance from a hospital is 10
             | miles (in a rural area). Assuming 55 mph speed limits, that
             | means most people are 11 minutes from a hospital.
             | Realistically, "speeding" in this scenario probably means
             | something like 80 mph, so you cut your travel time to 7.5
             | minutes.
             | 
             | In other words, you just significantly increased your
             | chances of killing your about to be born kid, your wife,
             | yourself, and innocent bystanders just to potentially
             | arrive at a hospital 210 seconds sooner.
             | 
             | Edit: the rushing someone to an ER scenario is possibly
             | more ridiculous, since you can't teleport yourself, and if
             | the 3.5 minutes in the above scenario would make a
             | difference, then driving someone to the ER is a
             | significantly worse option than starting first aid while
             | waiting for EMTs to arrive.
        
               | acuozzo wrote:
               | I live 1.6 miles from my county hospital.
               | 
               | If my wife is having a stroke, I can definitely pick her
               | up, toss her in the car, and get to the ER faster than an
               | ambulance can reach my house.
               | 
               | As I'm sure you know, every second counts when it comes
               | to recovery from a stroke.
               | 
               | What kind of first aid do you give to someone having a
               | stroke anyway?
        
           | adamweld wrote:
           | No, that's not the reason why people speed. True emergencies
           | are a rounding error.
           | 
           | The real reason is that speed limits are generally lower than
           | the safe speed of traffic, and enforcement begins at about
           | 10mph over the stated limits.
           | 
           | People know they can get away with it.
           | 
           | If limits were raised 15% and strictly enforced, it would
           | probably be better for society. Getting a ticket for a valid
           | emergency would be easy to have reversed.
        
         | mlyle wrote:
         | > Cost of enforcement matters. The exact same nominal law that
         | is very costly to enforce has completely different costs and
         | benefits then that same law becoming all but free to rigidly
         | enforce.
         | 
         | Hey, I really like this framing. This is a topic that I've
         | thought about from a different perspective.
         | 
         | We have all kinds of 18th and 19th century legal precedents
         | about search, subpoenas, plain sight, surveillance in public
         | spaces, etc... that really took for granted that police effort
         | was limited and that enforcement would be imperfect.
         | 
         | But they break down when you read all the license plates, or
         | you can subpoena anyone's email, or... whatever.
         | 
         | Making the laws rigid and having perfect enforcement has a
         | cost-- but just the baseline cost to privacy and the squashing
         | of innocent transgression is a cost.
         | 
         | (A counterpoint: a lot of selective law enforcement came down
         | to whether you were unpopular or unprivileged in some way...
         | cheaper and automated enforcement may take some of these
         | effects away and make things more fair. Discretion in
         | enforcement can lead to _both_ more and less just outcomes).
        
           | tekne wrote:
           | I think the fundamental issue is that a form of equality
           | where _everyone_ gets what was previously the worst outcome
           | is... probably worse.
        
             | pocksuppet wrote:
             | Many times when _politicians_ get to suffer the full
             | effects of their laws, the laws quickly change for the
             | better.
        
           | miki123211 wrote:
           | This is my problem with Americans and their "but the
           | constitution" arguments.
           | 
           | The U.S. constitution has been written in an age before
           | phones, automatic and semi-automatic rifles (at least in
           | common use), nuclear weapons, high-bandwidth communications
           | networks that operate at lightning speed, mass media,
           | unbreakable encryption and CCTV cameras.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | The problem is that "all sides" agree that if the
             | constitution was written today, surprise, surprise, it'd
             | totally agree with them; the gun control people are sure
             | that the 2nd wouldn't cover military weapons, the gun
             | lovers are sure that it would mandate tanks for everyone.
             | 
             | But since having 300 million people have a detailed,
             | nuanced discussion about _anything_ is impossible, everyone
             | works at the edges.
        
         | schoen wrote:
         | There was this scholarly article from Pamela Samuelson and
         | Suzanne Scotchmer
         | 
         | https://yalelawjournal.org/pdf/200_ay258cck.pdf
         | 
         | which, as I recall it, suggested that the copyright law
         | effectively considered that it was good that there was a way
         | around copyright (with reverse engineering and clean-room
         | implementation), and also good that the way around copyright
         | required some investment in its own right, rather than being
         | free, easy, and automatic.
         | 
         | I think Samuelson and Scotchmer thought that, as you say, costs
         | matter, and that the legal system was recognizing this, but in
         | a kind of indirect way, not overtly.
        
         | sweetjuly wrote:
         | This has also been a common theme in recent decades with
         | respect to privacy.
         | 
         | In the US, the police do not generally need a warrant to tail
         | you as you go around town, but it is phenomenally expensive and
         | difficult to do so. Cellphone location records, despite largely
         | providing the same information, do require warrants because it
         | provides extremely cheap, scalable tracking of anyone. In other
         | words, we allow the government to acquire certain information
         | through difficult means in hopes that it forces them to be very
         | selective about how they use it. When the costs changed, what
         | was allowed also had to change.
        
           | unreal37 wrote:
           | I think of this in reverse. It's legal for the government to
           | track mail - who sent a message, and who it's going to. They
           | have access to the "outside of the envelope". But it's not
           | legal for them to read the message inside.
           | 
           | And this same principle allows them to build massive
           | friend/connection networks of everyone electronically. The
           | government knows every single person you've communicated with
           | and how often you communicate with them.
           | 
           | It was never designed for this originally.
        
         | kibwen wrote:
         | Seconded, thirded, fourthed. I spend a lot of time thinking
         | about how laws, in practice, are not _actually_ intended to be
         | perfectly enforced, and not even in the usual selective-
         | enforcement way, just in the pragmatic sense.
        
         | miki123211 wrote:
         | And this goes both ways.
         | 
         | Many governments around the world have entities to which you
         | can write a letter, and those entities are frequently obligated
         | to respond to that letter within a specific time frame. Those
         | laws have been written with the understanding that most people
         | don't know how to write letters, and those who do, will not
         | write them unless absolutely necessary.
         | 
         | This allows the regulators to be slow and operate by shuffling
         | around inefficient paper forms, instead of keeping things in an
         | efficient ticket tracking system.
         | 
         | LLMs make it much, much easier to write letters, even if you
         | don't speak the language and can only communicate at the level
         | of a sixth-grader. Imagine what happens when the worst kind of
         | "can I talk to your supervisor" Karen gets access to a
         | sycophantic LLM, which tells her that she's "absolutely right,
         | this is absolutely unacceptable behavior, I will help you write
         | a letter to your regulator, who should help you out in this
         | situation."
        
           | cortesoft wrote:
           | I have some lawyer friends, who work as internal council to
           | companies, that are already experiencing this.
           | 
           | People are cranking out legal requests and claims with LLMs
           | and sending them to companies. Almost all of them are pretty
           | much meaningless, and should be ignored.
           | 
           | However, they legally can't just ignore them. They have to
           | have someone review the claim, verify that it is bullshit,
           | and then they can ignore it. That takes time, though.
           | 
           | So people can generate and send millions of legal claim
           | instantly, but the lawyers have to read them one by one.
           | 
           | The asymmetry of effort is huge, and causes real issues.
        
         | popalchemist wrote:
         | If you had to put a name to this phenomenon, what would it be?
        
         | encom wrote:
         | >https://malus.sh/blog.html
         | 
         | An interesting read, however I'd like to know how to stop
         | websites from screwing around with my scrollbars. In this case
         | it's hidden entirely. Why is this even a thing websites are
         | allowed to do - to change and remove browser UI elements? It
         | makes no sense even, because I have no idea where I am on the
         | page, or how long it is, without scrolling to the bottom to
         | check. God I miss 2005.
        
         | tmoravec wrote:
         | Privacy protection has the exact same issue. Wiretapping laws
         | were created at the time there was literally a detective
         | listening to a private phone conversation as it was happening.
         | Now we record almost everything online, and processing it is
         | trivial and essentially free. The safeguards are the same but
         | the scale of privacy invasion is many orders of magnitude
         | different.
        
         | pessimizer wrote:
         | > Realistically, those are three completely different policies
         | in every way that matters.
         | 
         | I think that the failure to distinguish them is due to a really
         | childish outlook on law and government that is encouraged by
         | people who are simple-minded (because it is easy and
         | moralistic) and by people who are in control of law and
         | government (because it extends their control to _social_
         | enforcement.)
         | 
         | I don't think any discussion about government, law, or
         | democracy is worth anything without an analysis of government
         | that actually looks at it - through seeing where decisions are
         | made, how those decisions are disseminated, what obligations
         | the people who receive those decisions have to follow them and
         | what latitude they have to change them, and ultimately how they
         | are carried out: the endpoint of government is the application
         | of threats, physical restraint, pain, or death in order to
         | prevent people from doing something they wish to do or force
         | them to do something they do not wish to do, and the means to
         | discover where those methods should be applied. The police
         | officer, the federal agent, the private individual given
         | indemnity from police officers and federal agencies under
         | particular circumstances, the networked cameras pointed into
         | the streets _are government._ Government has a physical,
         | material existence, a reach.
         | 
         | Democracy is simpler to explain under that premise. It's the
         | degree to which the people that this system controls control
         | the decisions that this system carries out. The degree to which
         | the people who control the system are indemnified from its
         | effects is the degree of authoritarianism. Rule by the
         | ungoverned.
         | 
         | It's also why the biggest sign of political childishness for me
         | are these sort of simple ideas of "international law."
         | International law is a bunch of understandings between nations
         | that any one of them can back out of or simply ignore at any
         | time for any reason, if they are willing to accept the
         | calculated risk of consequences from the nations on the other
         | side of the agreement. It's like national law in quality, but
         | absolutely unlike it in quantity. Even Costa Rica has a far
         | better chance of ignoring, without any long-term cost, the
         | mighty US trying to enforce some treaty regulation than you as
         | an individual have to ignore the police department.
         | 
         | Laws were constructed under this reality. If we hypothetically
         | programmed those laws into unstoppable Terminator-like robots
         | and told them to enforce them without question it would just be
         | a completely different circumstance. If those unstoppable
         | robots had already existed with absolute enforcement, we would
         | have constructed the laws with more precision and absolute
         | limitations. We wouldn't have been able to avoid it, because
         | after a law was set the consequences would have almost
         | instantly become apparent.
         | 
         | With no fuzziness, there's no selective enforcement, but also
         | no discretion (what people call selective enforcement they
         | agree with.) If enforcement has blanket access and reach,
         | there's also no need to make an example or deter. Laws were
         | _explicitly_ formulated around these purposes, especially the
         | penalties set. If every crime was caught current penalties
         | would be draconian, because they implicitly assume that
         | everyone who got caught doing one thing got away with three
         | other things, and for each person who was caught doing a thing
         | three others got away with doing that thing. It punishes for
         | crimes undetected, and attempts to create fear in people still
         | uncaught.
        
         | derefr wrote:
         | > There is a difference between "putting up a sign that says 55
         | mph and walking away", "putting up a sign that says 55 mph and
         | occasionally enforcing it with expensive humans when they get
         | around to it", and "putting up a sign that says 55 mph and
         | rigidly enforcing it to the exact mph through a robot".
         | Nominally, the law is "don't go faster than 55 mph".
         | Realistically, those are three completely different policies in
         | every way that matters.
         | 
         | ...and there's also a large difference between any of those
         | three shifts, and the secular shift (i.e. through no change in
         | regulatory implementation whatsoever!) that occurs when the
         | majority of traffic begins to consist of autonomous vehicles
         | that completely ignore the _de facto_ flow-of-traffic speeds,
         | because they 've been programmed to rigorously follow the all
         | laws, including posted _de jure_ speed limits (because the car
         | companies want to CYA.)
         | 
         | Which is to say: even if regulators do literally nothing, they
         | might eventually have to change the letter of the law to better
         | match the _de facto_ spirit of the law, lest we are overcome by
         | a world of robotic  "work to rule" inefficiencies.
         | 
         | ---
         | 
         | Also, a complete tangent: there's also an even-bigger
         | difference between any of those shifts, and the shift that
         | occurs when traffic calming measures are imposed on the road
         | (narrowing, adding medians, adding curves, etc.) Speed limits
         | are an extremely weird category of regulation, as they try to
         | "prompt" humans to control their behavior in a way that runs
         | directly counter to the way the road has been _designed_ (by
         | the very state imposing the regulations!) to  "read" as being
         | high- or low-speed. Ideally, "speed limits" wouldn't be a
         | regulatory cudgel at all; they'd just be an internal analytical
         | calculation on the way to to figuring out how to design the
         | road, so that it feels unsafe to go beyond the "speed limit"
         | speed.
        
         | Atlas667 wrote:
         | Tangentially, this is also the reason why many forms of
         | corruption can be done away with right now with modern
         | technology.
         | 
         | Meaning that democratizing our existing political structures is
         | a reality today and can be done effectively (think blockchain,
         | think zero knowledge proofs).
         | 
         | On the other hand, the political struggle to actually enact
         | this new democratic system will be THE defining struggle of our
         | times.
        
       | sigmar wrote:
       | >Our proprietary AI robots independently recreate any open source
       | project from scratch.
       | 
       | Fact that this is satire aside, why would a company like this
       | limit this methodology to only open source? Since they can make a
       | "dirty room" AI that uses computer-use models, plays with an app,
       | observes how it looks from the outside (UI) and inside (with
       | debug tools), creates a spec sheet of how the app functions, and
       | then sends those specs to the "clean room" AI.
        
         | chii wrote:
         | > observes how it looks from the outside (UI) and inside (with
         | debug tools), creates a spec sheet of how the app functions,
         | and then sends those specs to the "clean room" AI.
         | 
         | and tbh, i cannot see any issues if this is how it is done -
         | you just have to prove that the clean room ai has never been
         | exposed to the source code of the app you're trying to clone.
        
       | ramon156 wrote:
       | blegh, i like the motivation but why _again_ and _again_ do you
       | need to write the content of the page with Slop-LLM-GPT? Your
       | motive and points are valid, why waste it on a word filter that
       | cannot capture it?
        
       | petterroea wrote:
       | Now this is a conversation piece
        
       | cloverich wrote:
       | 1. Best part of this (satirical) post is, the service they offer
       | isn't really needed. LLM's can do this already for small
       | projects, and soon likely will for large ones too. You don't need
       | a company to do this, we all have the LLM tooling to do it.
       | Critical we're all spending time thinking about what that means
       | in a thoughtful way.
       | 
       | 2. For the sake of argument assume 1 is completely true and
       | feasible now and / or in the near term. If LLM generated code is
       | also non copyrightable... but even if it is... if you can just
       | make a copyleft version via the same manner... what will the
       | licenses even mean any longer?
        
       | comrade1234 wrote:
       | So they recreate the open source project by using an llm that was
       | trained in the open source project's source code.
        
       | mapcars wrote:
       | Heh, why don't you do the opposite - recreate proprietary
       | software with open source license
        
         | intrasight wrote:
         | I expect that thousands of people are now doing just that. Most
         | proprietary software is just a shiny UI in front of a crappy
         | database schema.
        
       | utopiah wrote:
       | Don't believe in hell but I were I hope they'd be a special place
       | for them.
       | 
       | It's like... revert patent troll? I'm not even sure I get it but
       | the wording "liberation from open source license obligations."
       | just wants to make me puke. I also doubt it's legit but I'm not a
       | lawyer. I hope somebody at the FSF or Apache foundation or ...
       | whomever who is though will clarify.
       | 
       | "Our proprietary AI systems have never seen" how can they prove
       | that? Independent audit? Whom? How often?
       | 
       | Satire... yes but my blood pressure?!
        
         | karel-3d wrote:
         | It's a satire. The authors presented it at FOSDEM. They are
         | people that worked previously for foss communities.
        
           | fladrif wrote:
           | Satire is too dangerous to be presented outside of its
           | community. This honestly should've been left within FOSDEM.
           | 
           | It's great within the context of people who understand it,
           | enlightening even. Sparks conversations and debates. But
           | outside of it ignorance wields it like a bludgeon and
           | dangerous to everyone around them. Look at all the satirical
           | media around fascism, if you knew to criticize you could
           | laugh, but for fascists it's a call to arms.
        
             | darkwater wrote:
             | If people lack sense of humor or satire, even if
             | pathologically, well, too bad for them. Why should the rest
             | be denied of that satire? It's not harming anyone at all.
        
               | lupire wrote:
               | PP's point is that 2025-2026 is exactly the result of
               | satire being weaponized to cause real harm, because
               | people pretend it's truth.
        
               | dymk wrote:
               | That wasn't people weaponizing satire, that was people
               | just making weapons
        
               | fladrif wrote:
               | Unfortunately it's not too bad for them, it's too bad for
               | everyone they're around. They aren't the ones that lose
               | out when we start dismantling open source communities.
        
             | svnt wrote:
             | There is an overlay of smeared poop on one of the license
             | files... is that something you are seeing on typical tech
             | company landing pages?
             | 
             | The company is literally named "bad/evil."
        
             | mcherm wrote:
             | No one who understands the first thing about this topic
             | could possibly have read that web page and not realized
             | that it was satire.
             | 
             | "Those maintainers worked for free--why should they get
             | credit?"
             | 
             | "Your shareholders didn't invest in your company so you
             | could help strangers."
             | 
             | "For the first time, a way to avoid giving that pesky
             | credit to maintainers."
             | 
             | "Full legal indemnification [...] through our offshore
             | subsidiary in a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize
             | software copyright"
        
               | pixelatedindex wrote:
               | Maybe I'm missing something but big corps do this, right?
               | I legitimately expect folks like Musk and Zuckerberg to
               | say these things. I get why that's exactly the reason
               | it's satire but it's a little too close to the truth for
               | me to chuckle about it.
        
               | fladrif wrote:
               | This is because you're already in that mindset.
               | 
               | Try to take the stance of someone who doesn't really know
               | too much about open source other than it's a nuisance to
               | use, this is a great idea! I wanted to use this tool that
               | corporate said we couldn't touch, but now I can!
        
         | zozbot234 wrote:
         | This is satire, but the very notion of open source license
         | obligations is meaningless in context. FLOSS licenses do not
         | require you to publish your purely _internal_ changes to the
         | code; any publication happens by your choice, and given that AI
         | can now supposedly engineer a clean-room reimplementation of
         | any published program whatsoever, publishing your software with
         | a proprietary copyright isn 't going to exactly save you
         | either.
        
           | eru wrote:
           | No, no, some open source licenses require you to publish
           | internal changes. Eg some are explicitly written that you
           | have to publish even when you 'only' use the changes on your
           | own servers. (Not having to publish that was seen as a
           | loophole for cloud companies to exploit.)
        
             | Ethee wrote:
             | The point he's making is that who is going to actually
             | enforce that? If I take something that has that license and
             | make changes to it, who is going to know? That's the
             | underlying premise here.
        
               | dymk wrote:
               | The courts?
               | 
               | Google "examples of GPL enforced in court" for a few
               | 
               | Yeah it requires finding out, but how do you prove a
               | whistleblower broke their NDA?
        
               | Ethee wrote:
               | Your point is circular, let me bring it all around. If I
               | make a 'clean-room' implementation using an LLM of a
               | software that has a GPL license. How does the court
               | enforce that my black box didn't use the original
               | software in any way if there's no way to know? Does
               | having that software as part of it's training corpus
               | automatically enroll all output as GPL enforceable? This
               | is essentially the question some courts are attempting to
               | answer right now.
        
             | piperswe wrote:
             | Those clauses exclude those licenses from some very
             | important definitions of free/open-source software. For
             | example they would fail the Desert Island Test for the
             | Debian Free Software Guidelines.
        
               | pocksuppet wrote:
               | The Debian project guidelines are not the ultimate
               | arbiter of what is and isn't free software, they are just
               | some of many useful guidelines to consider. Another
               | useful guideline is that the user shall have freedom.
        
             | Arch-TK wrote:
             | You are either talking about a license nobody is using (at
             | least I've never heard of it) or misconstruing what the
             | AGPL obligates you to do.
             | 
             | I am going to assume it's the latter.
             | 
             | If you in your house take an AGPL program, host it for
             | yourself, and use it yourself, nothing in the AGPL
             | obligates you to publish the source changes.
             | 
             | In fact, even if you take AGPL software and put it behind a
             | paywall and modify it, the only people who the license
             | mandates you to provide the source code for are the people
             | paying.
             | 
             | The AGPL is basically the GPL with the definition of "user"
             | broadened to include people interacting with the software
             | over the network.
             | 
             | And the GPL, again, only requires you to provide the source
             | code, upon request, to users. If you only distribute GPL
             | software behind a paywall, you personally only need to give
             | the source to people paying.
             | 
             | Although in both these cases, nothing stops the person
             | receiving that source code from publishing it under its own
             | terms.
        
           | utopiah wrote:
           | "given that AI can now supposedly engineer a clean-room
           | reimplementation of any published program whatsoever"
           | 
           | I'm missing something there, that's precisely what I'm
           | arguing again. How can it do a clean-room reimplementation
           | when the open source code is most likely in the training
           | data? That only works if you would train on everything BUT
           | the implementation you want. It's definitely feasible but
           | wouldn't that be prohibitively expensive for most, if not
           | all, projects?
        
             | bananamogul wrote:
             | If I hired a human to write a clone of GNU grep to be
             | released under a MIT license, and he wrote one that was
             | performed exactly the same as GNU grep, it would be
             | impossible for me to prove that the guy I hired didn't look
             | at the GNU code.
             | 
             | But we'd be able to look at his clone code and see it's
             | different, with different algorithms, etc. We could do a
             | compare and see if there are any parts that were copied.
             | It's certainly possible to clone GNU grep without copying
             | any code and I don't think it would fail any copyright
             | claims just because the GNU grep code is in the wild.
             | 
             | If that was the case, the moment any code is written under
             | the GPL, it could never be reimplemented with a different
             | license.
             | 
             | So instead of a human cloner, I use AI. Sure, the AI has
             | access to the GPL code - every intelligence on the planet
             | does. But does that mean that it's impossible to
             | reimplement an idea? I don't think so.
        
               | iwontberude wrote:
               | What you argue is a non-sequitur and regardless of case
               | law really makes no sense when the spirit of the action
               | is to replicate something. Reasonable people would say
               | that replicating and disseminating code with the express
               | purpose of avoiding copyright is a violation of copyright
               | and why it exists in the first place.
               | 
               | Just because something is trivial enough to copy does not
               | mean it was trivial to conceive of and codify. Mens rea
               | really does matter when we are talking about defrauding
               | intellectual property holders and stealing their
               | opportunity.
        
               | bananamogul wrote:
               | "Reasonable people would say that replicating and
               | disseminating code with the express purpose of avoiding
               | copyright is a violation of copyright and why it exists
               | in the first place."
               | 
               | But then how can the FSF reimplement AT&T utilities? The
               | FSF didn't invent grep. They wrote a new version of it
               | from scratch under a different license.
        
               | nightshift1 wrote:
               | This rewrite of GNU coreutils to rust comes to mind
               | https://github.com/uutils/coreutils
        
             | iwontberude wrote:
             | Civil War Hospital Clean Room equivalent
        
           | nearlyepic wrote:
           | Am I right in thinking that is not even "clean room" in the
           | way people usually think of it, e.g. Compaq?
           | 
           | The "clean room" aspect for that came in the way that the
           | people writing the new implementation had no knowledge of the
           | original source material, they were just given a
           | specification to implement (see also Oracle v. Google).
           | 
           | If you're feeding an LLM GPL'd code and it "creates"
           | something "new" from it, that's not "clean room", right?
           | 
           | At the end of the day the supposed reimplementation that the
           | LLM generates isn't copyrightable either so maybe this is all
           | moot.
        
             | fmbb wrote:
             | > If you're feeding an LLM GPL'd code and it "creates"
             | something "new" from it, that's not "clean room", right?
             | 
             | I didn't RTFA but I suppose that by clean room here they
             | mean you feed the code to "one" LLM and tell it to write a
             | specification. Then you give the specification to "another"
             | LLM and tell it to implement the specification.
        
       | sam0x17 wrote:
       | Have fun when using this service is itself used in court as
       | evidence for creating a malicious copy
        
       | ivanjermakov wrote:
       | First I thought this is about manufacturing. Like semiconductor
       | fabs requirement for room cleanness.
        
       | glenstein wrote:
       | I first encountered the concept of "clean room" in the context of
       | Sean Lahman's free baseball stats database. While technically
       | baseball stats are free, their compiling and manner of
       | presentation in any given format may be claimed as proprietary by
       | any particular provider. And so there's an extensive volunteer
       | effort from baseball fans to "clean room" source them from
       | independent sources such that they are verifying the stats
       | independently of their provenance as a legally permitted basis
       | for building out the database.
       | 
       | I even recall Baseball Mogul relied on the Lahman DB for a period
       | of time. It does make me wonder if we'll see more of that.
        
       | v9v wrote:
       | Thought this was about semiconductor cleanrooms at first. Any
       | startups doing that?
        
       | CodeCompost wrote:
       | I know this is satire but we're in the process of rewriting the
       | .NET Mediatr library because ... it's nothing but a simple design
       | pattern packaged as a paid nuget package. We don't even need LLMs
       | to reprogram it.
       | 
       | So the need is real, at least for enshittified libraries.
        
       | pringk02 wrote:
       | > per package = max( $0.01, size_kb x $0.01 )
       | 
       | > order total = max( $0.50, sum of all packages )
       | 
       | > $0.50 minimum applies per order (Stripe processing floor). No
       | base fee.
       | 
       | Not sure I can trust their output if this simple thing is fluffed
        
       | neya wrote:
       | You know the satire is so good that people actually confused this
       | for something real:))
        
       | bingemaker wrote:
       | It will be nice to know how many legal personnel fell for this
       | trip. Maybe a leaderboard :D
        
       | keeda wrote:
       | The name was too much of a giveaway. I just hope that somebody
       | who inevitably builds this for real is self-aware enough to name
       | themselves so transparently.
       | 
       | About the only reason nobody would actually build this is there's
       | no money in it. Who'd pay for a CRaaS version when they're not
       | even paying for the original open source version?
       | 
       | I do think somebody will eventually vibe-code it for the lulz.
        
       | n0r0n1n wrote:
       | Can we stop with the AI slop here? Last chance then I have to
       | look elsewhere for real content.
        
       | forvelin wrote:
       | they really had an entertaining presentation in fosdem 2026 about
       | this. bit too noisy for my taste but regardless:
       | 
       | https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_...
        
         | aleksi wrote:
         | I was on this talk expecting to hear about MongoDB abusing open
         | source (as you could guess from my profile, that's a topic dear
         | to my heart). Instead, I saw the most entertaining talk in my
         | life.
        
       | izucken wrote:
       | Some parties wouldn't be thrilled about their "source available"
       | getting cleaned this way. So when this gets completed it would
       | only "clean" real open source that can't afford legal trouble.
       | Satirically structured LLM text is not a defence.
        
       | slopinthebag wrote:
       | The irony of course is that this service already exists. It's
       | called Claude Code (or Codex, etc...) and it costs $200 / month.
        
       | 0x500x79 wrote:
       | > If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the
       | original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our
       | corporate headquarters to international waters.*
       | 
       | I love it. Brilliant satire that foreshadows the future.
        
         | kypro wrote:
         | The satire is A-grade.
         | 
         | On a quick glance, or skim read, you could be excused for
         | believing this is real, but they drop just enough nuggets
         | throughout that by the end there is no ambiguity.
         | 
         | Really helps illustrates how realistic this could be.
        
       | danorama wrote:
       | Poe's Law just smacked me upside the head on this one. Hard.
        
       | throwaway2037 wrote:
       | I am blown away. Just 16 days ago, we were discussing this HN
       | post: "FreeBSD doesn't have Wi-Fi driver for my old MacBook, so
       | AI built one for me":
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47129361
       | 
       | In this post that I wrote:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47131572 ... I theorised
       | about how a company could reuse a similar technique to re-
       | implement an open source project to change its license. In short:
       | (1) Use an LLM to write a "perfect" spec from an existing open
       | source project. (2) Use a different LLM to implement a
       | functionally identical project in same/different programming
       | language then select any license that you wish. Honestly, this is
       | a terrifying reality if you can pay some service to do it on your
       | behalf.
        
       | tavavex wrote:
       | This is extremely good satire. Question is, why hasn't anyone
       | done this for real? There's enough people with the right
       | knowledge and who would love to destroy open source for personal
       | gain. Is it that this kind of service would be so open to
       | litigation that it would need a lot of money upfront? Or is
       | someone already working on this, and we're just living out the
       | last good days of OSS?
        
         | imiric wrote:
         | > why hasn't anyone done this for real?
         | 
         | WDYM? LLMs are essentially this.
        
           | tavavex wrote:
           | Most LLMs are trained on a lot of the source code for many
           | open-source projects. This 'project' has the whole song-and-
           | dance about never seeing the source code and separating the
           | system to skirt around legal trouble. Why didn't anyone do
           | that yet?
        
             | imiric wrote:
             | Because that's impossible. Any "robot" that can generate
             | code must be trained on massive amounts of code, most of
             | which is open source.
        
               | sdwr wrote:
               | And how are you supposed to guarantee equivalent
               | functionality by analyzing "README files, API docs, and
               | type definitions"?
        
               | dymk wrote:
               | The joke is that you don't.
        
               | Nolski wrote:
               | It's described on the web page but it's by having 2
               | agents. One has access to the code and one doesn't.
        
               | fmbb wrote:
               | Are they the same model?
               | 
               | Not that it matters, I just think the joke is more fun if
               | they are different.
        
             | preisschild wrote:
             | not a lot of code is public domain and thus not a lot of
             | training data is available
        
           | phyzome wrote:
           | For each project you want to rip off, you'd have to first
           | train an entirely new LLM on all sources _except_ for the
           | target project. Prohibitively expensive.
        
         | Aachen wrote:
         | There's a lot of things you _could_ do to be malicious towards
         | other people with minimal effort, yet strangely few people do
         | it. Virtually everyone has morals, and most people 's are quite
         | compatible with society (hence we have a society) even if small
         | perturbations in foundational morals sometimes lead to
         | seemingly large discrepancies in resultant actions
         | 
         | You need the right kind of person, in the right life
         | circumstances, to have this idea before it happens for real. By
         | having publicity, it becomes vastly more likely that it finds
         | someone who meets the former two criteria, like how it works
         | with other crime (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copycat_crime).
         | So thanks, Malus :P
        
           | CobrastanJorji wrote:
           | Also, there's a difference between "willing to do a bad thing
           | for money" and "actively searching out a bad thing, then
           | proactively building a whole company out of it in the hopes
           | of making money."
           | 
           | It's the difference between a developer taking a job at
           | Palantir out of college because nobody had a better offer,
           | and a guy spending years in his basement designing "Immigrant
           | Spotter+" in the hopes of selling it to the government. Sure,
           | they're both evil, but lots of people pick the first thing,
           | and hardly anybody does the second.
        
         | hombre_fatal wrote:
         | What do you mean nobody has done it?
         | 
         | It's an inevitable outcome of automatic code generation that
         | people will do this all the time without thinking about it.
         | 
         | Example: you want a feature in your project, and you know this
         | github repo implements it, so you tell an AI agent to implement
         | the feature and link to the github repo just for reference.
         | 
         | You didn't tell the agent to maliciously reimplement it, but
         | the end result might be the same - you just did it earnestly.
        
         | ash_091 wrote:
         | What would be the incentive for someone to do this for real?
         | 
         | We all have access to SOTA LLMs. If I want a "clean room"
         | implementation of some OSS library, and I can choose between
         | paying a third party to run a script to have AI rebuild the
         | whole library for me and just asking Claude to generate the
         | bits of the library I need, why would I choose to pay?
         | 
         | I think this argument applies to most straightforward "AI
         | generated product" business ideas. Any dev can access a SOTA
         | coding model for $20p/m. The value-add isn't "we used AI to do
         | the thing fast", it's the wrapping around it.
         | 
         | Maybe in this case the "wrapping" is that some other company is
         | taking on the legal risk?
        
         | bob1029 wrote:
         | The bottleneck is trust and security. I'd rather defenestrate
         | 3rd party libraries with a local instance of copilot than send
         | all my secret sauce to some cloud/SaaS system.
         | 
         | Put differently, this system already exists and is in heavy use
         | today.
        
         | Barrin92 wrote:
         | >why hasn't anyone done this for real?
         | 
         | because LLMs can't program anything of non-trivial complexity
         | despite the persistent delusions from its advocates, same
         | reason the lovers of OSS haven't magically fixed every bug in
         | open source software.
        
       | iepathos wrote:
       | This is essentially 'License Laundering as a Service.' The
       | 'Firewall' they describe is an illusion because the contamination
       | happens at the training phase, not the inference phase. You can't
       | claim independent creation when your 'independent developer' (the
       | commercial LLM) already has the original implementation's
       | patterns and edge cases baked into its weights.
       | 
       | In order to really do this, they would need to train LLMs from
       | scratch that had no exposure whatsoever to open source code which
       | they may be asked to reproduce. Those models in turn would be
       | terrible at coding given how much of the training corpus is open
       | source code.
        
         | john_strinlai wrote:
         | > _The 'Firewall' they describe is an illusion because [...]_
         | 
         | it is an illusion because this is a satire site.
        
           | melvinram wrote:
           | _This service is provided "as is" without warranty. MalusCorp
           | is not responsible for any legal consequences, moral
           | implications, or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use
           | of our services._
           | 
           | :)
        
           | lofaszvanitt wrote:
           | "Our lawyers estimated $4M in compliance costs. MalusCorp's
           | Total Liberation package was $50K. The board was thrilled.
           | The open source maintainers were not, but who cares?"
        
         | gwern wrote:
         | The solution here seems to be to impose some constraint or
         | requirement which means that literal copying is impossible
         | (remember, copyright governs _copies_ , it doesn't govern
         | _ideas_ or _algorithms_ - that would be  'patents', which
         | essentially no open source software has) or where any 'copying'
         | from vaguely remembered pretraining code is on such an abstract
         | indirect level that it is 'transformative' and thus safe.
         | 
         | For example, the Anthropic Rust C compiler could hardly have
         | copied GCC or any of the many C compilers it surely trained on,
         | because then it wouldn't have spat out reasonably idiomatic and
         | natural looking Rust in a differently organized codebase.
         | 
         | Good news for Rust and Lean, I guess, as it seems like everyone
         | these days is looking for an excuse to rewrite everything into
         | those for either speed or safety or both.
        
           | pron wrote:
           | > copyright governs copies, it doesn't govern ideas or
           | algorithms
           | 
           | The second part is true. The first is a little trickier. The
           | copyright _applies_ to some fixed media (text in this case)
           | rather than the idea expressed, but the _protections_ extend
           | well beyond copies. For example, in fiction, the narrative
           | arc and  "arrangement" is also protected, as are adaptations
           | and translations.
           | 
           | If you were to try and write The Catcher in the Rye in
           | Italian completely from memory (however well you remember it)
           | I believe that would be protected by copyright even if not a
           | single sentence were copied verbatim.
        
         | neilv wrote:
         | I think this site is either satire, or serious but with a
         | certain kind of humor in which both they and the reader know
         | they're lying (but it's in everyone's interest to play along).
         | 
         | They do say this:
         | 
         | > _Is this legal? / our clean room process is based on well-
         | established legal precedent. The robots performing
         | reconstruction have provably never accessed the original source
         | code. We maintain detailed audit logs that definitely exist and
         | are available upon request to courts in select jurisdictions._
         | 
         | Unless they're rejecting almost all of open source packages
         | submitted by the customer, due to those packages being in the
         | training set of the foundation model that they use, this is
         | really the opposite of cleanroom.
        
         | littlestymaar wrote:
         | This is definitely a parody though, not a real service.
        
           | superxpro12 wrote:
           | This site is an obvious parody, but like most comedy these
           | days it betrays the severity of the issues happening today.
        
         | briandw wrote:
         | Obviously satire, but it will clearly be what happens in the
         | future (predicting here, I'm not endorsing this practice). We
         | can scratch train a new LLM on code generated from
         | "contaminated" LLMs. We can then audit all the training data
         | used and demonstrate that the original source wasn't in the
         | training data. Therefore the cleanroom implementation holds.
         | Current LLM training is relying less and less on human
         | generated code. Just look at the open source models from China.
         | They rely heavily on distilling from other models. One
         | additional point. Exposure to the original source isn't enough
         | to show infringement. Linus looked at UNIX source before
         | writing linux.
        
       | lxe wrote:
       | Distinguished staff level trolling
        
       | asimpletune wrote:
       | This is an art project right? ...right?
        
       | tonymet wrote:
       | edit: it's satire. but likely not too far off from the reality in
       | 6 months.
       | 
       | > Our process is deliberately, provably, almost tediously legal.
       | One set of AI agents analyzes only public documentation: README
       | files, API specifications, type definitions.
       | 
       | since nearly all open source dependencies couple the
       | implementation with type definitions, I'm curious how this could
       | pass the legal bar of the clean room.
       | 
       | Even if they claim to strip the implementation during their clean
       | room process -- their own staff & services have access to the
       | implementation during the stripping process.
        
       | badrequest wrote:
       | Was malice.sh taken?
        
       | copperx wrote:
       | Are licenses even enforceable now? Given that the law is not
       | being followed in the United States anymore?
        
         | pocksuppet wrote:
         | Everything is enforceable by the rich, nothing is enforceable
         | by the poor
        
       | kpcyrd wrote:
       | I feel like this is related to these issues (with somebody
       | attempting this approach for real):
       | 
       | https://github.com/chardet/chardet/issues/327
       | 
       | https://github.com/chardet/chardet/issues/331
        
         | lupire wrote:
         | That's worth its own submission and discussion.
        
           | alberto-m wrote:
           | It has been submitted last week, happy reading:
           | 
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47259177
        
         | ylere wrote:
         | It also shows why this approach is questionable. Opus 4.6
         | without tool use or web access can provide chardets source code
         | in full from memory/training data (ironically, including the
         | licensing header):
         | https://gist.github.com/yannleretaille/1ce99e1872e5f3b7b133e...
        
           | codethief wrote:
           | Wow, I did not expect such perfect reproduction. Link to the
           | actual source code (before being rewritten):
           | 
           | https://github.com/chardet/chardet/blob/5.0.0/chardet/mbchar.
           | ..
        
           | torginus wrote:
           | This comes with the uncomfortable implication that its
           | impossible to tell actually to what extent are LLMs pulling
           | together snippets of GPLd code, and to what extent is that
           | legally acceptable.
        
             | SlinkyOnStairs wrote:
             | > and to what extent is that legally acceptable.
             | 
             | De-jure, not at all.
             | 
             | Parallel creation is a very minimal defense to copyright
             | infringement claims. It is practically impossible to prove
             | in humans, to much annoyance of musicians. "Go prove in a
             | court that you have never heard this song, not even in the
             | background somewhere".
             | 
             | LLMs having been trained on all software they could get
             | their hands on will fail this test. There is no parallel
             | creation claim to be had. AI firms love to trot out the
             | "they learn just like humans" which is both false and
             | irrelevant; It's copyright when humans do it to. If you
             | view a GPL'd repo and later reproduce the code
             | unintentionally? Still copyright infringement.
             | 
             | De-facto though, things are different. The technical
             | details behind LLMs are irrelevant. AI companies lie and
             | frustrate discovery, whilst begging politicians to pass
             | laws legalizing their copyright infringement.
             | 
             | There won't be a copyright reckoning, not anymore. All the
             | dumb politicians think AI is going to bail out their
             | economies.
        
             | pera wrote:
             | There are a lot of examples like that since the first
             | announcement of GitHub Copilot in 2021, search for
             | (copying) " _verbatim_ " in this submission:
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=27676266
             | 
             | Here is a more recent example I found in Cursor's _browser
             | experiment_ from January:
             | 
             | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46661236
        
         | alexwebb2 wrote:
         | Wow. The guy who's been thanklessly maintaining the project for
         | 10+ years, with very little help, went way out of his way to
         | produce a zero-reuse, ground-up reimplementation so that it
         | could be MIT licensed... and the very-online copyleft crowd is
         | crucifying him for it and telling him to kick rocks.
         | 
         | Unbelievable. This is why we can't have nice things.
        
       | RobertoG wrote:
       | That's funny.
       | 
       | I find surprising that the polemic I heard more talking, seems to
       | be in the open source to close source direction.
       | 
       | It seems to me, that the more relevant part of this new
       | development, for the software industry, it's a teenager working
       | in the weekend with a LLM and making a functional clone of
       | Autocad, for instance.
        
       | jhatemyjob wrote:
       | I unironically want this service to exist. The GNU GPL "is a
       | tumor on the programming community, in that not only is it
       | completely braindead, but the people who use it go on to infect
       | other people who can't think for themselves."
       | 
       | Historically, it was a good license, and was able to keep
       | Microsoft and Apple in check, in certain respects. But it's too
       | played out now. In the past, a lot of its value came from it
       | being not fully understood. Now it's a known quantity. You will
       | never have a situation where NeXT is forced to open source their
       | Objective-C frontend, for example
        
       | himata4113 wrote:
       | Wait this is joke, yep this is a joke... Wait it's not a joke why
       | are people taking this seriously? Ok good this is a joke wait
       | it's REAL?
        
       | fraywing wrote:
       | The smells suspiciously like a well positioned gag that is
       | secretly seeking VC attention. The emotional reaction turned
       | attention seeking feels a bit like having ulterior motives... or
       | maybe Moltbook has made me paranoid?
        
       | ultratalk wrote:
       | Am I the only one who saw the title and thought it was about
       | physical clean-rooms?
        
         | jollyllama wrote:
         | No
        
       | tekawade wrote:
       | How is this legal. Unless it's trained excluding *all* open
       | source code it's not legal.
       | 
       | Also, using api and docs itself though not illegal seems defeat
       | the purpose.
       | 
       | Also, it's not right how creator says "pesky credits to creator".
       | 
       | Just build your own then. Credit is the least thing everyone
       | using should do.
        
         | Thrymr wrote:
         | You'll find all the answers if you read more carefully:
         | 
         | > Through our offshore subsidiary in a jurisdiction that
         | doesn't recognize software copyright
         | 
         | > If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the
         | original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our
         | corporate headquarters to international waters.
         | 
         | > "Our lawyers estimated $4M in compliance costs. MalusCorp's
         | Total Liberation package was $50K. The board was thrilled. The
         | open source maintainers were not, but who cares?" - Patricia
         | Bottomline, VP of Legal, MegaSoft Industries
        
       | KronisLV wrote:
       | I feel like we live in an interesting time, where you have to
       | second guess whether someone would actually build something like
       | this. Like, the language is very tongue in cheek, but given how
       | messed up copyright law is, you'd think that by now someone would
       | be doing this, and proudly.
        
       | wesselbindt wrote:
       | I ate the onion. But in my defense, people are really putting
       | forward this argument to relicense from GPL to MIT:
       | 
       | https://github.com/chardet/chardet/issues/327
        
       | Perz1val wrote:
       | I'd have mined the copied libraries with something that makes it
       | possible to later change terms and extract fees, as it'd be
       | expected that nobody reads the terms for such service
        
       | Sardtok wrote:
       | Before I visited the site, I was really confused. First, the name
       | means bad, as in evil. Second, I couldn't understand what CRaaS
       | was supposed to be.
       | 
       | But I love it! The perfect response to the "clean room" AI re-
       | implementation and re-licensing of whatever that library is
       | called.
        
         | edelbitter wrote:
         | >whatever that library is called
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47259177
        
       | ftumminello wrote:
       | Bruh this feels evil hahaha
        
       | jabedude wrote:
       | This is quite literally the end of open source. projects will
       | find themselves in the position of making their test suites
       | private to avoid being sherlocked like this
        
       | e12e wrote:
       | > Our proprietary AI systems have never seen the original source
       | code.
       | 
       | For this to be plausible satire, they need to show how they've
       | trained their models to code, without mit, apache, bsd or
       | GPL/agpl code being in the training set...
        
       | sigbottle wrote:
       | I have a feeling this will lead to huge interoperability and
       | ecosystem fragmentation issues.
       | 
       | Well, there is one way... You can have a government steal all
       | open source code and force its citizens to only use proprietary
       | hardware and proprietary code, all government sanctioned btw. I
       | wonder if we're headed this way.
        
       | TheMiddleMan wrote:
       | Couldn't this be done on proprietary software as well? Have an
       | agent fuzz an interface (any type) for every bit of functionality
       | and document it. Then have it build based on the document?
        
       | Jerry2 wrote:
       | From their front page:
       | 
       | >*Full legal indemnification: *Through our offshore subsidiary in
       | a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize software copyright*
       | 
       | Heh, ok. So, the thinking is:
       | 
       | 1. You contract them.
       | 
       | 2. The actual Copyright infringement is done by an __offshore__
       | company.
       | 
       | 3. If you get sued by the original software devs, you seek
       | indemnification from the offshore subsidiary.
       | 
       | 4. That offshore subsidiary is in a country without copyright
       | laws or with weak laws so "you're good!"
       | 
       | ...
       | 
       | 5. Profit.
       | 
       | This is a ridiculous legal defense since this "one-way-street"
       | legal process will almost certainly result in you being sued
       | first... the company actually using the infringing code.
       | 
       | The indemnification is likely worthless since the offshore
       | company won't have any assets anyway and will dissolve once
       | there's a lawsuit and legal process is established.
       | 
       | The "guarantee" is absurd: Their "MalusCorp Guarantee" promises a
       | refund and moving headquarters to international waters if
       | infringement is found. This is not a real legal remedy and is
       | written to sound like a joke, which is telling about their
       | seriousness...
       | 
       | This whole "clean room as a service" concept is a legal gray area
       | at best. In practice, it's extremely difficult to prove tha ta
       | "clean room" process was truly clean, especially with AI models
       | that have been trained on vast amounts of existing code
       | (including the very projects they are "recreating").
       | 
       | The indemnification is a marketing gimmick to make a legally
       | dangerous service seem safe. It creates a facade of protection
       | while ensuring that any financial liability stays with you, the
       | customer who wants to avoid infringement .
        
         | detaro wrote:
         | whoosh
        
       | p_j_w wrote:
       | I know this is satire, but I worry that it's giving some scumbags
       | out there ideas.
        
       | fuddle wrote:
       | > MalusCorp International Holdings Ltd. is not responsible for
       | any moral implications, existential crises, or late-night guilt
       | spirals resulting from the use of our services.
       | 
       | I think they should take some responsibility!
        
       | ragazzina wrote:
       | Why only FOSS? Why not Wikipedia?
       | 
       | You take Wikipedia, an LLM rewrites every single article giving
       | them your preferred political spin and generates many more
       | pictures for it. You make it sleeker, and price it at 4.99$ per
       | month.
       | 
       | EDIT: That's crazy. They already did that. Waiting for the
       | torment nexus now I guess.
        
         | STRiDEX wrote:
         | aren't you describing what elon already did
         | https://grokipedia.com/
        
         | b3n wrote:
         | This was already done, see: Grokipedia.
        
         | lukev wrote:
         | So Grokipedia?
        
         | 453yuh46 wrote:
         | Look, outside of your corner, a world is much much bigger and
         | every nation and every political leaning has rights to have
         | their own POV(for better or worse), as quite frankly this style
         | of thinking on enforcing what others should do is really
         | irritating. Wikipedia for a time being had already different
         | POVs and it was great for that time period, but as someone that
         | does not have English as first language, I don't dream of a
         | world, where everybody uniformly think the same - because that
         | place already exists where that is a case and that is a
         | graveyard.
        
       | teeray wrote:
       | The law should be updated to limit clean room reimplementation to
       | a strictly human endeavor. Person, in a faraday cage room, with a
       | machine that is too underpowered to run local LLMs. Reference
       | material (stack overflow archives, language docs, specs, etc) are
       | permitted.
        
       | floathub wrote:
       | Man, how could they not wait 2.5 weeks until April 1 !!!
        
       | gmerc wrote:
       | See also: claw-guard.org/adnet, ai-ceo.org and ai-chro.org in
       | this category
        
       | temp123789246 wrote:
       | Theory: Any system, legal or otherwise, that denies the Axioms of
       | Reality, will eventually fail.
       | 
       | Axiom of Reality: "Intellectual Property" does not exist.
        
       | mcherm wrote:
       | The post claims (tongue-in-cheek, of course) that their customer
       | owns the resulting code.
       | 
       | But that's not true!
       | 
       | According to binding precedent, works created by an AI are not
       | protected by copyright. NO ONE OWNS THEM!!!
       | 
       | I think maybe this is a good thing, but honestly, it's hard to
       | tell.
        
         | semiquaver wrote:
         | If you're referring to Thaler v. Perlmutter, that is not
         | binding precedent nationwide, only in courts under the D.C.
         | Circuit. And it only applies to "pure" AI-generated works; it
         | did not address AI-assisted works, which seem very likely to be
         | copyrightable.
        
           | bananamogul wrote:
           | Though here, the purpose is still served.
           | 
           | If I want to clone some GPL clone into a MIT license, if it
           | ends up in the public domain because it can't be copyrighted,
           | what do I care? I've still got the code I want without the
           | GPL.
        
         | metalcrow wrote:
         | This is a misreading of the law. Court cases say that AI cannot
         | _own_ copyright, not that AI output cannot be copyrighted.
        
           | aero_code wrote:
           | No, according to everything I've read before, the parent post
           | was correct and you're not. This article clearly says "art
           | generated by artificial intelligence without human input
           | cannot be copyrighted under U.S. law":
           | 
           | https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-appeals-court-rejects-
           | co...
        
             | ryoshoe wrote:
             | Could the prompt used to generate the art be considered
             | human input, or is it that a human must to make some
             | contribution to the art for it to be copyrightable?
        
       | neutrinobro wrote:
       | Ah yes, how apropos, a "modest proposal" for a new AI era.
        
       | mikelitoris wrote:
       | Clean room was a poor choice of words... I thought it was an
       | actual clean room for semiconductor devices :(
        
         | CobrastanJorji wrote:
         | It's already a term of art used for this very purpose.
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean-room_design
        
       | headgasket wrote:
       | interesting name. The opposite of a bonus. So what is, the fact
       | that your fork looses the thousands of eyes (meat and ai) that
       | spot and fix bugs and security leaks?
        
       | jaredchung wrote:
       | Edit: I did it. Paid them $0.51 to clean room `copyleft`, just to
       | see what would happen. A clean package is now sitting on my
       | desktop, custom-built (I presume) and fully documented. Deleting
       | it now, for obvious reasons. But is it still satire if they
       | actually provide the literal service they're satirizing?
       | 
       | How far do they take the satire? If you pay them do they actually
       | generate output?
        
         | Nolski wrote:
         | Is it satire? Or is it a warning?
        
           | jaredchung wrote:
           | If it's a warning, it's a warning that also delivers the
           | thing it's warning about.
        
       | arrsingh wrote:
       | It took me a minute to recognize this as satire (thank you HN
       | comments). However it does actually make sense - maybe this could
       | be a way for OSS devs to get paid.
       | 
       | What if we did build a clean room as a service but the proceeds
       | from that didn't go to the "Malus.sh" corporation, but to the
       | owners / maintainers of the OSS being implemented. Maybe all OSS
       | repos should switch to AGPL or some viral license with link to
       | pay-me-to-implement.com. Companies that want to use that package
       | go get their own custom implementation that is under a license
       | strictly for that company and the OSS maintainer gets paid.
       | 
       | I wonder what the MVP for such a thing would look like.
        
         | devy wrote:
         | LOL. Same here. But the footer disclaimer and testimonials gave
         | it away immediately:
         | 
         | > "We had 847 AGPL dependencies blocking our acquisition.
         | MalusCorp liberated them all in 3 weeks. The due diligence team
         | found zero license issues. We closed at $2.3B." - Marcus
         | Wellington III, Former CTO, Definitely Real Corp (Acquired)
         | 
         | > (c) 2024 MalusCorp International Holdings Ltd. Registered in
         | [JURISDICTION WITHHELD].
         | 
         | > This service is provided "as is" without warranty. MalusCorp
         | is not responsible for any legal consequences, moral
         | implications, or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use of
         | our services.
        
           | yonz wrote:
           | I almost lost it, didn't realize it was satire until I came
           | back to these comments
        
         | 85392_school wrote:
         | If you don't have any contributors, you could just directly
         | relicense without rewriting the whole codebase. If you do, it
         | would be rude to do this.
        
         | exceptione wrote:
         | I am only 50% certain that your idea is expanding on the
         | satire, if not: project owners can provide dual licensing. I'm
         | sorry if you are serious and didn't understand you.
        
           | killerstorm wrote:
           | You need a legal contract with every contributor to be able
           | to offer dual licensing. That's impractical for some types of
           | projects
        
           | fundad wrote:
           | I was going to say "this is just a license"
        
         | dworks wrote:
         | This could work out great, because the OSS devs can focus on
         | building their project instead of marketing to businesses,
         | running sales processes, consulting on implementation and
         | supporting the implementation. No need to find corporate
         | sponsors either.
        
       | egonschiele wrote:
       | Good idea, but as several comments here suggest, the time when
       | this sort of thing could be taken as satire is gone. I promise
       | you there are multiple people here thinking that this is a good
       | idea. I predict that within a year we will see a service that
       | does exactly this.
        
       | pradn wrote:
       | Is AI-driven clean room implementation a wild west at the moment?
       | I suppose there haven't yet been any cases to test this out in
       | real life?
        
       | neonstatic wrote:
       | > 2010, Jordan Peterson: clean your room > 2026, Malus: Clean
       | Room as a Service > 2026, Jordan Peterson: how could I have
       | missed this business opportunity
        
       | groby_b wrote:
       | I wish we'd distinguish between bullshit and clearly identified
       | things that _may_ be future threats.
       | 
       | The linked post contains a whopping lie - "What does it mean for
       | the open source ecosystem that 90% of our open source supply
       | chain can currently be recreated in seconds with today's AI
       | agents"
       | 
       | It can't. Not even close. Please, do show a working clean-room
       | implementation of a major opensource package. (Not left-pad)
       | 
       | We really need to stop hyperventilating and get back to reality.
        
       | agys wrote:
       | The name gives it away :)
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | Hope they have _very_ good lawyers...
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | _New_projectname_
       | 
       | Brought to you by Jin Yang from Silicon Valley HBO.
        
       | Flemlord wrote:
       | Was hoping this was a service that cleaned actual rooms,
       | combining organizing and cleaning. :-(
        
       | sharpshadow wrote:
       | As if the models have not seen the open source software before.
       | That should be considered in the upcoming ruling. Technically the
       | models are trained on exactly that.
        
       | w10-1 wrote:
       | Yes, we hate the abuse of open source, in its everlasting legal
       | purgatory, by large evil "other" shadows acting at a distance...
       | 
       | But I'm stupefied at m/y/our _own_ oblivious excitement when
       | extracting our expertise for others in the form of skills we
       | share. It 's a profound hacking of our reward system, on the fear
       | of losing a job and the hope of climbing the ladder of
       | abstraction.
       | 
       | Tech companies have for decades subsidized developer training and
       | careers with free tools and tiers, support for developer
       | communities and open-source -- in order to reduce the costs of
       | expertise and to expand their markets. Now skills do both. For
       | developers, the result will be like developing for or at Apple:
       | the lucky few will work in secret, based on personal connections
       | and product skills.
        
       | abrookewood wrote:
       | I hate to say it, but if you dropped the sarcasm and I think
       | you'd have a viable business ... Truly a bizarre place we find
       | ourselves in.
        
       | m3kw9 wrote:
       | It will soon not be a joke, and it reminds me of these crypto
       | bitcoin tumblers
        
       | gaigalas wrote:
       | Why would I pay for this? Makes no sense.
       | 
       | It's just confirming to me "yes, LLMs can do it so reliably that
       | someone is trying to sell it, so I can probably just ask an LLM
       | then".
        
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