[HN Gopher] What Is a Tort?
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       What Is a Tort?
        
       Author : bookofjoe
       Score  : 20 points
       Date   : 2026-03-11 20:12 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | jjgreen wrote:
       | An Irish lady of easy virtue.
        
         | pavel_lishin wrote:
         | A baby tortoise.
        
           | teachrdan wrote:
           | But what's a pupper?
        
             | chuckadams wrote:
             | One who pups, of course.
        
           | anyonecancode wrote:
           | What the teacher did.
        
       | piker wrote:
       | For those interested, the statement of facts in Palsgraf is
       | regarded as some of the best legal writing of all time. It's
       | really quite interesting in both its lack of detail but clarity.
       | 
       | > Plaintiff was standing on a platform of defendant's railroad
       | after buying a ticket to go to Rockaway Beach. A train stopped at
       | the station, bound for another place. Two men ran forward to
       | catch it. One of the men reached the platform of the car without
       | mishap, though the train was already moving. The other man,
       | carrying a package, jumped aboard the car, but seemed unsteady as
       | if about to fall. A guard on the car, who had held the door open,
       | reached forward to help him in, and another guard on the platform
       | pushed him from behind. In this act, the package was dislodged,
       | and fell upon the rails. It was a package of small size, about
       | fifteen inches long, and was covered by a newspaper. In fact it
       | contained fireworks, but there was nothing in its appearance to
       | give notice of its contents. The fireworks when they fell
       | exploded. The shock of the explosion threw down some scales at
       | the other end of the platform, many feet away. The scales struck
       | the plaintiff, causing injuries for which she sues.
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | "The scales startled a sleeping cat inside the station. The cat
         | lept in alarm, claws bared, and clung to a length of cord.
         | Suspended by the cord was a small anvil, dangling above a board
         | balanced atop a saw horse. Frayed from the cat's claws, the
         | cord severed, and the anvil plunged towards one end of the
         | board. On the other end of that board was a marble..."
        
           | behehebd wrote:
           | Sue the enthusiastic butterfly in 2004
        
           | DebtDeflation wrote:
           | This comment brought me back in time 40+ years to a Saturday
           | morning perched in front of our TV. Thank you.
        
             | rzzzt wrote:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzLconK4Tw&t=73s
        
         | jfengel wrote:
         | So that's what counts as good legal writing, huh?
         | 
         | I see a lot of extraneous detail (e.g. "bound for another
         | place", "a package of small size, about fifteen inches long,
         | and was covered by a newspaper"). The sentence "The fireworks
         | when they fell exploded" is clunky.
         | 
         | It's also missing the critical detail of who she is suing. The
         | point of the story is to explain how she got injured, but gives
         | no idea who is actually involved. The guards? The other man who
         | got on the train and vanished from the story? (Turns out it's
         | the railroad company, who is not mentioned in the story at
         | all.)
         | 
         | Wikipedia summarizes the relevant facts in one sentence:
         | 
         |  _Two men attempted to board the train before [the plaintiff
         | 's]; one (aided by railroad employees) dropped a package that
         | exploded, causing a large coin-operated scale on the platform
         | to hit her._
         | 
         | Incidentally, can you set off fireworks just by dropping them?
         | That sounds unlikely to me.
        
           | ectocardia wrote:
           | There's a bit of advocacy involved here-- the writer is
           | trying to convince you that the sequence of events was so
           | absurd as to be not "foreseeable". Other than that, I agree
           | with you that it's a bit verbose; it's just how a lot of
           | these judgments were written back then.
        
           | piker wrote:
           | > Incidentally, can you set off fireworks just by dropping
           | them? That sounds unlikely to me.
           | 
           | I understand there is speculation that Cardozo downplayed a
           | suspicion that these were some kind of domestic terrorists
           | carrying actual explosives.
        
           | NoboruWataya wrote:
           | Court decisions are often prosaic, even flowery; brevity is
           | not the primary (or at least, certainly not the sole) metric
           | by which they are judged.
           | 
           | That said, I don't really see what is special about the
           | quoted passage either. I have read many decisions and this
           | seems pretty standard for a recounting of the basic facts.
        
           | singleshot_ wrote:
           | > story? (Turns out it's the railroad company, who is not
           | mentioned in the story at all.)
           | 
           | Palsgraf v. LIRR, it's right there in the caption.
        
         | rkagerer wrote:
         | For anyone wondering, she (plaintiff) won at a jury trial and
         | an appeal, but the railroad appealed again and ultimately won
         | as the judges determined tort requires a breach of a duty of
         | care to the individual harmed and the consequence of the
         | guard's actions was not foreseeable.
        
           | rkagerer wrote:
           | I wonder if she'd have had better luck against the guy who
           | dangerously hopped the train while carrying explosive
           | material. Or in the post-911 world where society seems to
           | have normalized a more paranoid level of expectations around
           | security.
        
             | piker wrote:
             | Professor: and what might the railroad in this case have
             | that the train-hopping man lacks?
        
       | Tangurena2 wrote:
       | A tort is a harm done to a person. Generally, this word is only
       | used in civil legal proceedings.
       | 
       | Because it can be a fuzzy concept, books and (non-criminal & non-
       | constitutional) courses on law (at least in the US) will spend a
       | _lot_ of time on torts.
        
         | orthoxerox wrote:
         | Thank you. I had read a few pages of the linked article and was
         | disappointed that it contained no legible definition of the
         | term.
        
       | RattlesnakeJake wrote:
       | > What Is a Tort?
       | 
       | My brain always starts with the assumption that it's some sort of
       | British pastry, and takes a minute to adjust.
        
         | matt_daemon wrote:
         | A _torte_ is (according the Wikipedia):
         | 
         | > a rich, usually multilayered, cake that is filled with
         | whipped cream, buttercreams, mousses, jams, or fruit
         | 
         | So you could be excused
        
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