[HN Gopher] The worst acquisition in history, again
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       The worst acquisition in history, again
        
       Author : JumpCrisscross
       Score  : 72 points
       Date   : 2026-03-06 21:07 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
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       | jmclnx wrote:
       | They could be right, but I still have to go with Compaq buying
       | Digital. Just about everyone working in IT in my area thought
       | that was a crazy move by Compaq.
        
         | mikestew wrote:
         | I dunno, look at the numbers in TFA. TFA is a bit lengthy, but
         | worth the read. I think Compaq bought Digital in good faith,
         | even if it went poorly. Whereas even an idiot like me can look
         | at those numbers (in summary, you could buy Disney for the same
         | money) and see Ellison buying a new toy for Junior to play
         | with, rather than a well-thought business deal.
        
         | alephnerd wrote:
         | The Compaq acquisition made sense - it gave an upstart in
         | Houston the distribution it needed to expand into enterprise
         | and survive in an increasingly commodified PC and Server
         | market.
        
       | bdangubic wrote:
       | amazing that people still write articles like this and get away
       | with it... everyone knows why this purchase was made and this
       | mate is discussing things even my 12-year old would not bring up.
       | X purchase maybe was understandable discussion but in 2026
       | writing article like this is borderline "criminal"
        
         | rgbrgb wrote:
         | > everyone knows why this purchase was made
         | 
         | you should say what you're talking about because I for one have
         | no idea.
        
           | cyanydeez wrote:
           | Its a cynical media control strategy to prevent taxes on the
           | rich.
        
             | ViktorRay wrote:
             | This doesn't make sense. Surely paying taxes would be
             | cheaper than buying Warner Bros?
        
               | cyanydeez wrote:
               | That's what a poor person would say. Fox news managed to
               | get Donald Trump elected, whose net worth has gone up by
               | billions.
               | 
               | Also, it's not real money, it's debt equity. Equity
               | transfers are just rich people toys. They move the actual
               | cost into the entity they purchase, and if it fails,
               | whatever, it didn't cost them anything.
        
           | afavour wrote:
           | I assume OP is talking about an ideological motive to take
           | over the media industry and pivot it in a rightward
           | direction. That's certainly what happened with CBS News, I
           | think it's fair to speculate about CNN too.
           | 
           | No idea why OP alluded to it rather than just said it though.
        
             | warkdarrior wrote:
             | Even if that is indeed the motive, the article is useful in
             | showing how from a financial perspective this is bad deal
             | for Paramount.
        
               | afavour wrote:
               | Absolutely. But it's still relevant because depending on
               | your goal (and your resources) a bad deal that burns cash
               | might still be a positive outcome.
               | 
               | Not dissimilar from Musk buying Twitter, objectively he
               | overpaid by a ton for a business that wasn't thriving.
               | But I think time has shown that his purchase has paid
               | political and ideological dividends. Which might be worth
               | the money to him.
        
             | bdangubic wrote:
             | didn't think I had to actually explain it :)
        
           | DaveFr wrote:
           | The idea is that this is a political deal, not a business
           | deal - by buying WBD, the Ellisons add CNN to a portfolio
           | that already includes CBS and TikTok, and shaping coverage
           | matters more to them than the stock price.
        
             | CodesInChaos wrote:
             | If that's the case, shouldn't they have been able to work
             | out a much cheaper deal with Netflix where they get CNN and
             | Netflix everything else?
        
           | ajb wrote:
           | He's probably talking about this:
           | https://www.972mag.com/ellisons-paramount-tiktok-israel-
           | medi...
        
         | samrus wrote:
         | Elaborate please. This is the place for insiders to inform
         | others
        
           | bdangubic wrote:
           | After this merger, how many MSM outlets (including social
           | media too) will not be in control by right wing billionaire
           | nutcases? It is like when people for months discussed how
           | much value X lost after Musk bought it (it was the greatest
           | single investment made by any human ever)
        
           | popalchemist wrote:
           | It was an elaborate scam between Trump and his billionaire
           | buddy (and contributor) Ellison to make money in various ways
           | (both the acquisition as well as driving down shares in
           | Netflix so Trump could buy the dip - as was reported earlier
           | in the week) as well as to MAGA-ify the entertainment
           | industry further.
           | 
           | It's all a grift.
        
       | lotsofpulp wrote:
       | Why is Netflix in the "Big Tech" categorization in the "value in
       | market cap" graphic?
       | 
       | I do not see how Netflix's primary business is any different than
       | the businesses in the "Hollywood" categorization that also pay to
       | make media and then sell it.
       | 
       | Apple and Amazon can be in a different category because making
       | and selling media is an ancillary part of their business.
       | Alphabet does not make or curate any media, it just distributes
       | it.
        
         | Forgeties79 wrote:
         | My guess is because Netflix gets money from subscriptions,
         | which is a very different revenue model from traditional
         | Hollywood. But again, completely a guess
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | I am under the impression traditional Hollywood also got much
           | of its money from subscriptions, it just happened to pass
           | through a middleman known as the cable or satellite TV
           | company. Hence the constant threats of not being able to
           | watch so and so channel due to contract dispute of "carriage
           | fees" or whatever they called the amount per subscriber that
           | a cable/satellite TV company paid Warner Bros/Disney/etc.
        
         | samrus wrote:
         | Netflix is a streaming platform first and an entertainment
         | studio second.
         | 
         | Its like youtube if youtube red didnt fail
        
           | kgwgk wrote:
           | Netflix may be a streaming platform but it's streaming mostly
           | Netflix's content.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | The streaming platform and entertainment studio cannot be
           | considered 1st and 2nd things in 2026. The streaming platform
           | is the delivery mechanism of the product made by the
           | entertainment studio, no different than what
           | Disney/Comcast/Paramount/WarnerBros Discovery does.
           | 
           | Youtube Red just got rebranded as Youtube Premium, and does
           | not seem comparable because Youtube does not curate, it just
           | sells advertising spots, and subscriptions to be able to skip
           | ad breaks. You can watch any random person's content on
           | Youtube or Youtube Premium, but you cannot on
           | Netflix/Disney/etc.
        
         | arthurjj wrote:
         | Netflix pays like a Big Tech company, is valued like a Big Tech
         | company and was part of FAANG. 10 years ago the streaming tech
         | they had was fairly high tech, even if it's now pretty
         | standard. So they're considered Big Tech for historical reason
        
           | raw_anon_1111 wrote:
           | There was no world that Netflix should have been part of FANG
           | (notice the missing A as original conceived by Cramer). At
           | the time it was coined, Apple was already the most valuable
           | company. But was left out as was Microsoft
        
             | travisjungroth wrote:
             | It was the companies that were performing well in the stock
             | market. Microsoft and Apple are much older and didn't have
             | the growth those did.
        
           | est31 wrote:
           | They also have their own global CDN, while Disney/HBO et al
           | use various third party CDNs.
        
         | alephnerd wrote:
         | > I do not see how Netflix's primary business is any different
         | than the businesses in the "Hollywood" categorization that also
         | pay to make media and then sell it
         | 
         | Netflix owns distribution and owns+sells VFX and animation
         | services via Eyeline. Most "Netflix orignals" aren't actually
         | produced by Netflix - Netflix just takes a capital stake in a
         | production that was already in the works by an existing
         | production company.
         | 
         | This made Netflix closer to Valve, and allows their IR team to
         | make a valid case that they should be compared against (and
         | thus deserve a valuation) comparable to other tech companies.
        
       | alephnerd wrote:
       | Something I've mulled about this acquisition is that it appears
       | to be a form of succession planning by Larry Ellison for his kids
       | David (Skydance) and Megan (Annapurna).
       | 
       | Oracle was always an Ellison driven enterprise, but neither David
       | nor Megan had much aptitude or interest in enterprise SaaS, and a
       | newer generation of operators took the reigns at Oracle in the
       | 2010s like Catz, Hurd, Scilia, Magouyrk, and even Kurian before
       | he left for GCP.
       | 
       | Given the ferocity with which this acquisition was fought (much
       | more ferocious that similarly political fraught M&As like
       | Sinclair) and the relatively weak fundamentals, there clearly is
       | an emotional and family succession planning aspect to it.
       | 
       | Ellison has taken similar decisions with an emotional lens
       | previously, such as his support for Steve Jobs retaking control
       | of Apple.
        
         | cyanydeez wrote:
         | Seems more cynical far right media control. You can call that
         | succession planning i suppose.
        
           | alephnerd wrote:
           | There are easier and less fraught methods to build a
           | politically controlled media empire, such as Sinclar's
           | methodological and quiet approach, or quietly creating a
           | family office that purchases commanding voting stakes in
           | media enterprises like Laurene Powell Jobs' Emerson
           | Collective.
           | 
           | The Skydance-WBD acquisition was extremely messy because
           | emotion was clearly involved.
        
         | gamblor956 wrote:
         | David is fairly good at Hollywood production. He's got a
         | surprising number of blockbusters under his belt.
         | 
         | It remains to be seen whether his rightward turn is just
         | pandering to Trump to get stuff done or if he's gone of the
         | rails. If its the latter, the Paramount acquisition will likely
         | be regarded as one of the biggest failures of all time.
        
       | pinkmuffinere wrote:
       | > With his new toy having a leverage ratio north of 6x, David
       | Ellison has promised $6 billion in "synergies" within three
       | years. (Netflix Co-CEO Ted Sarandos put the figure closer to $16
       | billion, after examining WBD's books.
       | 
       | What is it that these CEOs think they are seeing, that everyone
       | else is missing? I can believe they have inflated egos, but
       | they're not totally crazy, right? My impression is that Netflix
       | is fairly sober and results oriented, so I'm confused by the
       | whole thing.
        
         | toomuchtodo wrote:
         | Layoffs as you consolidate operations between enterprises. See
         | Capital One laying off thousands at Discover Financial after
         | their acquisition.
         | 
         |  _Capital One to lay off more than 1,100 in latest cuts at
         | Discover Financial HQ_ -
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47270442 - March 2026
        
         | readthenotes1 wrote:
         | There is a large history of companies with too much money (or
         | access to borrowing) using it to buy up shiny objects. Whether
         | it is CEO pride, greed, anger, or envy, it does not seem to
         | matter.
        
           | raw_anon_1111 wrote:
           | See sports teams.
        
         | alephnerd wrote:
         | Succession planning.
         | 
         | This appears to be Larry Ellison trying to manage succession
         | for his kids. We'll probably see a second major acquisition
         | like this for Megan (who tends to be more progressive leaning).
         | 
         | Larry would not be able to do something similar at Oracle today
         | (definitely in the 2000s though), as by the 2010s operational
         | control at Oracle increasingly shifted to operators like Catz,
         | Hurd, and Kurian. It also would have led to bad blood _a la_
         | the Murdochs.
         | 
         | One heir cultivating the right wing (David) and the other heir
         | cultivating the progressive wing (Megan) buys a level of
         | political impunity for the next generation that is hard to come
         | by.
        
         | bluegatty wrote:
         | They're buying control of narrative on issues they care about;
         | the history of media is mostly that. Newspapers were kind of
         | invented for that reason. Our ideas of ethics in journalism are
         | fairly modern.
        
         | coliveira wrote:
         | Rich people don't buy media companies because this is the best
         | business in the world. Quite the opposite, most media companies
         | are mediocre or lose money. They do this because of the
         | political clout they get with the control of these media
         | properties.
        
       | monkeydreams wrote:
       | On top of this Ellison is likely to have to sell off the dried
       | husk of Cerner in order to fuel his circular AI transactions with
       | NVidia.
        
       | james2doyle wrote:
       | This article sure uses a lot of em dashes. I see 9 in the article
       | body.
        
       | MengerSponge wrote:
       | This is the same as acquiring the Washington Post or Twitter,
       | right? It's more about media control than any classic business
       | case.
       | 
       | Once you start meddling with the money machine it's not just Net
       | Profit = Revenue - All Expenses (COGS + Operating Expenses +
       | Interest + Taxes)
        
       | jmyeet wrote:
       | Control of the media has become more important than the direct
       | financial results of that acquisition. We are at a precarious
       | point in history and it's becoming increasingly necessary to
       | manufacture consent to maintain the American imperial project.
       | 
       | Don't think of this in terms on a financial return on investment.
       | A half dozen people control almost all American media because the
       | fear is that without the manufactured consent, the entire system
       | is going to collapse. Historically, that's tended to result in
       | heads on spikes or being hunt from the city walls.
       | 
       | Perhaps it's nihilistic of me but I thought that after the 2024
       | election, we're now beyond the point where any of this is going
       | to get better through electoral politics. Any democracy now is
       | performative. Both sides are bought and paid for. There is no
       | significant, organized resistance to any of this. Material
       | conditions will continue to get worse.
       | 
       | Think about it: it doesn't matter if you, as Larry Ellison or
       | Jeff Bezos or Elon Musk, have $200 billion or $300 billion or
       | $400 billion. Like that has no impact on your life. There is
       | nothing you can possibly buy that requires more wealth. The goal
       | now is to preserve the system at any cost.
        
       | helaoban wrote:
       | >Another culture clash, this time between Discovery's unscripted
       | empire and Warner's premium sensibilities, a wannabe mogul
       | overpaying so he could cosplay as Robert Evans (ask Claude), and
       | a 5x debt-to-EBITDA ratio. The good news? The sequel had a short
       | runtime. CEO David Zaslav slashed costs, engineered a good bank /
       | bad bank structure to spin WBD's declining linear assets, and
       | ultimately orchestrated a bidding war that restored shareholder
       | value. As an operator, Zaz is Ed Wood (see: the worst branding
       | decision in history, deprecating HBO), but as an investment
       | banker, he's Steven Spielberg.
       | 
       | WTF is this slop? I've never seen a an article so riddled with
       | analogies and pop culture references that actively degrade the
       | ability to understand whatever argument might be lurking behind
       | the obscurantism.
       | 
       | What body of work has Scott Galloway produced that should cause
       | me or any other reader to suffer this kind of self-indulgence
       | normally found in a 8th grade creative writing class, in the
       | hopes of learning something meaningful about these topics?
       | 
       | Gurus are going to guru I guess.
        
         | HDThoreaun wrote:
         | I also find Scott to be an unsufferable writer. It all feels so
         | forced
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | Netflix use BSD heavily. Oracle is Solaris. It was just BSD vs
       | SysV all over again.
        
       | coliveira wrote:
       | There is a kind of business people who do most of their money
       | engineering failed business takeovers and mergers. A good example
       | is John C. Malone. This guys is always involved in some takeover
       | or merger of companies, most of the time leading to no gain for
       | investors, but he himself became billionaire with this strategy.
       | Media companies are some of the best ways to engineer these
       | business "opportunities".
        
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