[HN Gopher] Workers who love 'synergizing paradigms' might be ba...
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       Workers who love 'synergizing paradigms' might be bad at their jobs
        
       Author : Anon84
       Score  : 470 points
       Date   : 2026-03-06 13:30 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
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       | throwpoaster wrote:
       | I am shocked. Shocked! This is shocking /s
        
         | franktankbank wrote:
         | Eee fucking gads man!
        
       | masfuerte wrote:
       | In summary, employees who are impressed by corporate bullshit do
       | badly on tests of analytic intelligence. This is very
       | unsurprising.
        
       | oytis wrote:
       | Happy to see that the term "bullshit" has established itself in
       | the scientific literature.
        
       | ericmay wrote:
       | "Might be bad at their jobs" was a very corporate speak way of
       | saying they might be dumb.
       | 
       | In case you missed that and were impressed by the bullshit
       | language used. ;-)
        
       | reedf1 wrote:
       | There is a grotesquely pulsing layer of overconfident dumbasses
       | in business (and society in general) and this is the language
       | they speak. My job at any company, as far as I can see it, is to
       | make sure my local orbit is cleared of these wackos. They are
       | parasitic extractors of value and soul.
        
         | newyankee wrote:
         | Operational jobs are filled with these though. Not saying they
         | are bad at work but the corporate culture leads to this
         | language and style overwhelming everyone else and rising to the
         | top
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | It works perfectly! You can become the president of the
         | (debatably) most powerful nation on earth by employing it
         | successfully.
        
       | Traster wrote:
       | Isn't this just the obvious conclusion you would expect going in?
       | Corporate bullshit is _meant_ to sound impressive whilst
       | simultaneously either saying nothing, or hiding the real meaning.
       | 
       | Synergy is a great example - what the person saying it hopes you
       | understand is that Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros have a
       | complimentary set of skills that when put together will be more
       | profitable. What they _actually_ mean is that when we merge these
       | two companies we 're going to have two sets of sales teams, two
       | sets of marketing teams, two production teams, two sets of HR,
       | accounts, back office etc. And so we're going to be more
       | efficient because everyone I just mentioned is going to be fired.
       | 
       | So yeah of course, the intent is to trick you and the likelihood
       | of success is (inversely) proportional to how smart you are and
       | it turns out if you're smart you probably also do other parts of
       | your job well.
        
       | ekjhgkejhgk wrote:
       | These headlines are crack for HN.
        
         | DrewADesign wrote:
         | Sure, but it's not clickbait. It accurately reflects the
         | article content, and seemingly, the discussed study's results.
        
           | butILoveLife wrote:
           | The Karl Popper in me says: Its barely useful science because
           | its not falsifiable.
           | 
           | Its like a horoscope, it applies to everyone.
           | 
           | Its closer to a tautology "Its raining or its not" than a
           | contradiction "Its raining and its not".
           | 
           | The closer to contradiction limits the possible realities,
           | which makes it better science.
           | 
           | Imagine if I said "People who skip breakfast are worse at
           | their jobs". Its so vague, its always true.
        
             | delecti wrote:
             | How is it not falsifiable? They found a correlation between
             | susceptibility to bullshit and the result of a previously
             | established cognitive tests.
             | 
             | > Imagine if I said "People who skip breakfast are worse at
             | their jobs". Its so vague, its always true.
             | 
             | That's a _terrible_ example of your point. As long as you
             | can define a metric for  "worse at their jobs" (it'll vary
             | a ton based on which job we're talking about, but it still
             | sounds like something you could assign a metric to) then
             | you have a really clear and testable hypothesis.
        
               | butILoveLife wrote:
               | You have the word 'falsifiable' backwards.
               | 
               | >it'll vary a ton based on which job we're talking about,
               | but it still sounds like something you could assign a
               | metric to
               | 
               | This is the problem, you didn't you can find 100000000
               | ways for it to be correct. 'They didn't eat breakfast,
               | and they spent 1 second on HN. Therefore breakfast would
               | have been better.'
        
             | throwawaysleep wrote:
             | > Imagine if I said "People who skip breakfast are worse at
             | their jobs". Its so vague, its always true.
             | 
             | As long as you can define some measure of "worse at their
             | jobs", which corporations routinely do, this seems like an
             | easy thing to falsify.
             | 
             | Go get employee eval scores and poll everyone on whether
             | they eat breakfast.
        
               | DrewADesign wrote:
               | And they did use cognitive tests that were correlated
               | with job performance. If the people did not perform
               | differently on those tests, or performed better on those
               | tests... well there you go. Is it the most rigorous study
               | in the world? Obviously not. Does it indicate what it
               | purports to indicate? It sure does.
        
               | nitwit005 wrote:
               | That sort of method has proven problematic, as the thing
               | that matters could be something correlated with
               | breakfast, and the breakfast itself could be irrelevant.
               | 
               | You usually have to ask people to change their behavior.
               | Pretty straight forward in this case though.
        
             | DrewADesign wrote:
             | It looks to me like they designed a test to measure
             | someone's susceptibility to corporate bullshit, and then
             | administered tests that were correlated with job
             | performance in other studies. If the results were not
             | different on the cognitive tests, then it would be false.
             | If the people who scored higher with their bullshit scores
             | did better on the cognitive tests, then it would be false.
             | If you disagree with the methodology then criticize that,
             | but saying it's not falsifiable is simply false.
        
         | ivl wrote:
         | It's like crack, but for being able to be a little derogatory
         | to the masses.
         | 
         | Certainly not _as_ unhealthy as crack.
        
         | alexc05 wrote:
         | that's a bit of a meta discussion and it'd probably reveal some
         | super interesting things about how tech culture have changed in
         | the last ~15 years.
         | 
         | I've been on HN since 2010 (lost the password to my first
         | account, alexc04) and I recall a time when it felt like every
         | second article on the front-page was an bold directive
         | pronouncement or something just aggressively certain of its own
         | correctness.
         | 
         | Like "STOP USING BASH" or "JQUERY IS STUPID" - not in all caps
         | of course but it created an unpleasant air and tone (IMO,
         | again, this is like 16 years ago now so I may have memory
         | degredation to some extent)
         | 
         | Things like donglegate got real traction here among the anti-
         | woke crew. There have been times where the venn diagram of
         | 4chan and hackernews felt like it had a lot more overlap. I've
         | even bowed out of discussion for years at a time or developed
         | an avoidance reaction to HN's toxic discussion culture.
         | 
         | IMO it has been a LOT better in more recent years, but I also
         | don't dive as deep as I used to.
         | 
         | ANYWAYS - my point is I would be really interested to see a
         | sentiment analysis of HN headlines over the years to try and
         | map out cultural epochs of the community.
         | 
         | When has HN swayed more into the toxic and how has it swayed
         | back and forth as a pendulum over time? (or even has it?)
         | 
         | I wonder what other people's perspective is of how the culture
         | here has changed over time. I truly think it feels a lot more
         | supportive than it used to.
        
         | stephbook wrote:
         | Understandable. None of us is one of those sheeple! /s
        
       | gostsamo wrote:
       | Won't forget from one of the Pratchett's book, where the word
       | "synergy" was called a whore. Don't have the english edition of
       | Going Postal handy to find the exact quote, but it was a glorious
       | rant against a CEO's interview in the newspaper.
        
       | VorpalWay wrote:
       | How was this a surprise to anyone with more than three
       | braincells?
       | 
       | But I guess it is good to have this study to point to in your
       | workplace, instead of just seeing that it is self evident.
        
         | throawayonthe wrote:
         | i don't think it's _that_ self-evident - many people believe on
         | some level that these hierarchies (like in the workplace i
         | mean), so i think it can be useful to point out the self-
         | reinforcing bs-generating structure and that bullshit from
         | above is still bullshit
        
       | rdevilla wrote:
       | I suspect this is why formal languages exist; as a sieve to keep
       | the hordes of fools at bay, and a system for turning bullshit
       | into parse errors.
       | 
       | We are undoing much of this progress by now insisting everything
       | be expressed in natural language for a machine to translate on
       | our behalf, like a tour guide.
       | 
       | The natives will continue to speak amongst themselves in their
       | mother tongue.
        
         | alcasa wrote:
         | Maybe controversial, but I believe a lot of OOP/Clean Code
         | patterns are the software equivalent of corporate BS.
        
           | rdevilla wrote:
           | I agree. Mostly they are copes for lack of first-class
           | functions and multiple dispatch. Go through GoF and you will
           | see this is the case for 80% of the patterns.
           | 
           | OOP has no firm theoretical foundation, unlike FP which is
           | rooted in the formalisms of mathematics.
        
             | red_admiral wrote:
             | Ok, I'm in an argumentative mood, and I think this is more
             | true than not.
             | 
             | The first theoretical foundation of OOP is structural
             | induction. If you design a class such that (1) the
             | constructor enforces an invariant and (2) every public
             | method maintains that invariant, then by induction it holds
             | all the time. The access modifiers on methods help
             | formalise and enforce that. You can do something similar in
             | a functional language, or even in C if you're disciplined
             | (especially with pointers), but it was an explicit design
             | goal of the C++/Java/C# strand of OOP to anchor that in the
             | language.
             | 
             | The second theoretical foundation is subtyping or Liskov
             | substitution, a bit of simple category theory - which gets
             | you things like contravariance on return types and various
             | calculi depending on how your generics work. Unfortunately
             | the C++ people decided to implement the idea with
             | _subclassing_ which turned out to be a mess, whereas
             | interface subtyping gets you what you probably wanted in
             | the first place, and still gives you formalisms like
             | Array[T]  <= Iterable[S] for any S >= T (or even X[T] <=
             | Y[S] for S >= T and X[_] <= Y[_] if you define subtyping on
             | functors). In Java nowadays you have a Consumer<T> that
             | acts as a (side-effectful) function (T => void) but
             | composes with a Consumer<? super T> to get the type system
             | right [1].
             | 
             | Whether most Java/OOP programmers realise the second point
             | is another question.
             | 
             | [1] https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/21/docs/api/java
             | .base...
        
           | delecti wrote:
           | I worked with a junior dev who suddenly got _really_ excited
           | about Clean Code. Every example he brought up left me feeling
           | that there was a kernel of good advice, but the book wanted
           | you to take it to such an extreme that it would result in
           | shitty code.
        
             | ansgri wrote:
             | I feel like half of junior programmers are susceptible to
             | this.
        
             | jghn wrote:
             | > there was a kernel of good advice, but the book wanted
             | you to take it to such an extreme that it would result in
             | shitty code
             | 
             | I see you're familiar with Uncle Bob's handiwork
        
             | teddyh wrote:
             | There is now a second edition of that book which has
             | supposedly been rewritten to fix that.
        
             | oldestofsports wrote:
             | It strongly pushes for max 3 LOC per function, and I am not
             | even joking.
        
           | joe_mamba wrote:
           | _> but I believe a lot of OOP /Clean Code patterns are the
           | software equivalent of corporate BS._
           | 
           | They're the corporate equivalent of USSR soviet style
           | conformism, when everyone had to call each other comrade and
           | refusal to do that had repercussions.
           | 
           | Similarly, if you say you refuse to follow the Agile/Scrum
           | manifesto or clean code practices, you get ousted, as that's
           | Haram/not-Kosher in this racket.
           | 
           | I still wonder how Valve manage to ship Half Life without
           | Agile or clean code practices.
        
           | t43562 wrote:
           | I think it's more the idea that if using a pattern is good
           | then using all of them at once is even better.
        
           | glitchc wrote:
           | Why is OOP lumped with Clean Code? Objects are useful for
           | managing complex states and relationships. They are
           | complementary, not mutually exclusive, to procedural and
           | functional programming.
        
             | kdfjgbdfkjgb wrote:
             | I think they meant "OOP patterns". Not that I agree with
             | them
        
             | array_key_first wrote:
             | Usually when people refer to OOP they don't mean
             | encapsulation, although that's the core tenant of OOP.
             | Encapsulation, private and public etc is a given. Usually
             | they're talking about the other OOP stuff, like
             | inheritance. Inheritance is pretty much bad and is the
             | wrong abstraction for 90% of stuff.
        
           | Aeolun wrote:
           | When applied without thinking about why. Yes.
           | 
           | Except dependency injection. I really can't imagine why you'd
           | ever not use that. I suppose it's possible to overuse, but
           | you'd still have better code than without. Certainly more
           | testable code.
        
             | Scarblac wrote:
             | Because code becomes harder to understand.
             | 
             | With direct dependencies, if you are trying to understand
             | some code that calls some function and what it does exactly
             | isn't completely obvious, you can press a button to go to
             | it, understand it, and come back.
             | 
             | With dependency injection it depends on what is going to be
             | inserted during runtime, so you can't.
        
               | 9rx wrote:
               | If you can press a button to understand what is going on,
               | "it's possible to overuse" most definitely applies.
               | Dependency injection, as the name implies, is for dealing
               | with _dependencies_ -- things that you cannot observe
               | until runtime.
               | 
               | Hence the benefit to testing; allowing you to inject a
               | deterministic implementation while under test.
        
             | layer8 wrote:
             | Unless you mean just regular constructor parameters,
             | dependency injection in the sense of a runtime dependency
             | injection framework is the one thing I try to avoid like
             | the plague.
        
               | oldestofsports wrote:
               | That is called a "DI Container", and usually manages the
               | objects and order of instantiation etc.
               | 
               | Dependency injection simply means to take objects as
               | parameters, and not instantiate them themselves (which
               | causes "Inversion of Control" also commonly mentioned
               | when talking about DI). DI Containers just makes the
               | managing of objects easier.
               | 
               | Avoiding it like a plague seems excessive, did you have a
               | bad experience with them?
        
               | layer8 wrote:
               | When Martin Fowler coined the term Dependency Injection
               | [0], that was specifically for the context of container
               | instrumentation. Merely passing service objects as
               | constructor parameters is more akin to the Strategy
               | pattern. At least in the Java world where it originated,
               | "dependency injection" has always been about wiring
               | application components and services together at runtime
               | based on configuration, often directly injecting the
               | dependencies into object fields via reflection, and not
               | about statically compiled constructor invocations that
               | happen to pass service objects.
               | 
               | [0] https://martinfowler.com/articles/injection.html
        
           | antonymoose wrote:
           | Wildly controversial!
           | 
           | I look at OOP Patterns as standards and practices.
           | 
           | The same way we have building codes for staircases the
           | framing of walls and electrical installations to prevent
           | injury or collapse or fire.
           | 
           | Sure, you can dodge a lot of design pattern paradigms and
           | still make a working application that makes money. You can
           | also invent your own system when building your house and
           | maybe nothing bad will happen. That tragedy hasn't yet struck
           | does not make the building codes bad just because you got
           | away with it.
        
             | domga wrote:
             | A decent chunk of OOP patterns was due to lack of language
             | features, notably passing and returning functions
        
               | irishcoffee wrote:
               | Are you referring to function pointers?
               | 
               | I believe C has allowed passing and returning functions
               | from... the jump, no?
        
               | scott_w wrote:
               | I recall a lot of this comes from Java 5/6 where I think
               | passing function pointers around was difficult, if not
               | impossible. Back in those days, I had many a conversation
               | with a friend who would ask "can Python do
               | pattern/feature X?" to which I'd respond "it doesn't need
               | to."
        
               | ndriscoll wrote:
               | Not just function pointers. E.g. in Scala:
               | def addX(x: Int): Function[Int,Int] = {             y =>
               | x+y         }
               | 
               | addX(5) then returns a function that adds 5. So closures,
               | which are equivalent to objects (behind the scenes, the
               | compiler needs to allocate a structure to remember that 5
               | and know the "member function" to call to do the plus),
               | and _usually_ more straightforward.
               | 
               | Once you get used to doing this, you realize it's useful
               | _everywhere_.
               | 
               | In a decent language with functional programming and
               | generics support a lot of GoF patterns can be directly
               | encoded as a simple type signature where you receive,
               | return, or both some function, so there's not really much
               | else to say about them. Like half of the behavioral
               | patterns become variations of the interpreter pattern.
        
               | irishcoffee wrote:
               | Pardon my ignorance, isn't that a lambda in c++?
        
               | ndriscoll wrote:
               | Yes, and in Java and other languages (e.g. in Lean you
               | can literally use the syntax l x - x + 5). When OOP was
               | more of the zeitgeist, these languages didn't have lambda
               | functions.
        
               | DauntingPear7 wrote:
               | You can return function pointers but not first class
               | functions, which means you can't do closures and other FP
               | things in C
        
               | gavmor wrote:
               | A lot of patterns have become frameworks, or language
               | features, yes. It's just paving cowpaths.
        
               | layer8 wrote:
               | Since a single-method object easily serves the role of
               | such a function, that's simply not true. Looking at the
               | 23 GoF patterns, I can't identify any that would be
               | obviated by having first-class functions (or lambdas, as
               | many OO languages nowadays have). Some of the patterns
               | can employ first-class functions (e.g. an observer could
               | be just a callback function reference), but the pattern
               | as such remains.
        
               | throwway120385 wrote:
               | The language feature isn't "passing and returning
               | functions" but "loose coupling." Lambdas and Functors are
               | just a way to represent that in OOP languages that care
               | more about inheritance than about messaging.
        
               | jghn wrote:
               | It's both.
               | 
               | The *concept* of patterns makes sense. A shared language
               | that developers can use when building things.
               | 
               | The *reality* of patterns has been much less useful. The
               | original ones were indeed a reaction to warts in the
               | popular languages of their era. And as we tend to do in
               | our industry, these have been cargo culted along the way
               | and for some reason I still see people talking about them
               | as first class citizens 30 years later.
               | 
               | People don't seem to realize that patterns should be and
               | are fluid, and as our industry evolves these patterns are
               | evolving as well. A major difference between software
               | engineering and the analogous fields people use when
               | talking about patterns is those industries are much older
               | and move less quickly
        
             | throwway120385 wrote:
             | Design Patterns is more like the Human Factors and
             | Ergonomics Handbook.
             | 
             | You can have your building engineered, in which case
             | building walls out of 2x6's 16 inches on center is not off
             | the table, but neither is a mortise and tenon timber frame
             | with partition walls. In that paradigm, the code tries not
             | to be descriptive of an exact technique but only gives you
             | criteria to satisfy. For example you could run all of your
             | electrical wiring on the outside of the walls or on the
             | outside of the building, and you could use ramps instead of
             | staircases. It only talks about ingress and egress for fire
             | safety, and it explains how you're supposed to encase
             | wires, or if wires are not encased it describes the way the
             | wiring must be sheathed to protect the occupants.
             | 
             | You can heat your house entirely with an open fire, and the
             | code speaks to how to do that safely. So it's unlike
             | "design patterns" in a lot of ways in that the code tries
             | to accommodate the kinds of buildings we try to build and
             | the ways in which we modify buildings because that's easier
             | than saying "these are all the allowed ways of building an
             | entry staircase." Design Patterns are more in the latter
             | category.
        
               | layer8 wrote:
               | I disagree with that take. Design patterns are a language
               | for (= give standard names to) patterns that tend to
               | repeatedly occur in code, so that we can efficiently
               | communicate about them. Programmers working in the
               | respective contexts tend to reinvent them sooner or later
               | if they don't know them already, so it makes sense to
               | circulate the knowledge about them. But that doesn't mean
               | that they are prescriptive.
        
           | hibikir wrote:
           | OOP pattern were useful for people stuck in a pure OOP
           | language (say Java 1.4) And needed to make something
           | understandable. Today, when many languages, including Java,
           | have reasonable functional programming support, a large
           | percentage of the patterns are over complicated. Just look at
           | the list, and see how many can be replaced with less
           | boilerplate by passing a function, doing some currying, or
           | both.
        
             | bluGill wrote:
             | That doesn't replace the pattern, it just does the pattern
             | by a different name. Design Patterns was never about OOP -
             | the publisher added OO to the title because that was the
             | fad at the time, but the patterns happen in other systems
             | as well, they are just implemented differently.
        
           | hsuduebc2 wrote:
           | I believe it's more like formal letter, or prefilled form
           | where you only fill data when required. It actually can be
           | useful.
        
           | exceptione wrote:
           | I think you can safely omit 'maybe'. OOP is harder and
           | requires more design experience to achieve good results than
           | functional programming. I welcome you to look at OOP code
           | from people who don't get the patterns.
           | 
           | OOP can be wonderful, but the people who aren't able to step
           | up a level in conceptual abstraction should really not touch
           | it. Remember, for many years languages like Java didn't have
           | any concept of lambda's and higher order functions, so design
           | patterns were essential for elegant solutions. As they say, a
           | design pattern is a symptom of the language being not
           | expressive enough. In other words, many design patterns in
           | OOP languages express the same thing as first-class language
           | features in the functional paradigm would do, Visitor vs fold
           | for instance.
        
           | SoftTalker wrote:
           | Most of OOP and design patterns was yet another attempt to
           | make it possible for lower-ability (i.e. cheaper) developers
           | to be productive. Just like dimensional lumber and standards
           | like "wall studs are spaced 16 inches on center" made it
           | possible for a lower-ability carpenter to frame a house and
           | have everything fit together properly. Though in the latter
           | case, it actually was successful.
        
             | PunchyHamster wrote:
             | Nah, the engineering standards like that _generally_ make
             | everyone 's job easier; the "pro" carpenter will save just
             | as much time as the newbie, hell maybe more.
             | 
             | Design patents are more of "you need to build house with
             | this exact room layout" than "the materials and ways to put
             | them together are standarized"
        
             | mikkupikku wrote:
             | There's a strong element of that, but there's more to it.
             | It is to the advantage of management that even their
             | experienced developers all speak the same design language,
             | if only because this makes any individual developer easier
             | to replace. Corps don't want a situation where the whole
             | company is hanging off one brilliant programmer's
             | completely impenetrable code. TempleOS is awesome, but not
             | for businesses.
        
         | CGMthrowaway wrote:
         | >a sieve to keep the hordes of fools at bay
         | 
         | Corporate speak as a _signalling mechanism_ is only effective
         | among the  "clueless" in the Gervais model. If any CEO tried to
         | talk 1:1 to a competent board member that way, they would lose
         | all credibility. Once you've operated at a certain level you
         | get it
         | 
         | >a system for turning bullshit into parse errors.
         | 
         | This is the (cynical version of) the framing I tend to hold
         | about corporate speak. It's deliberately vague as a way to
         | navigate uncertainty while still projecting authority and
         | avoiding accountability in settings like a town hall, large
         | meeting etc. Which is not to be read as a necessarily "bad"
         | thing. No one wants a micromanaging CEO. They have to set
         | vision and direction while leaving space for it top be executed
         | by all the layers under them
        
           | duped wrote:
           | > Which is not to be read as a necessarily "bad" thing
           | 
           | I (and many others) read it as "dishonesty"
        
             | Barbing wrote:
             | Is there a historical example or does anyone have an
             | anecdote of some crunch time where the CEO blowing hot air
             | was the best thing for morale? Compared to what I might
             | think a lot of us would prefer in many cases, which might
             | be an honest assessment & making us part of the journey to
             | overcome whatever adversity.
        
               | arethuza wrote:
               | _" an honest assessment & making us part of the journey
               | to overcome whatever adversity"_
               | 
               | I suspect that most people just aren't wired up that way
               | - we have a natural tendency to want to follow leaders
               | and what we seem to want most from leaders is certainty
               | and confidence. Does it matter what leaders are certain
               | and confident about - not really.
        
               | VorpalWay wrote:
               | It is hard to argue with a vague statement like "most
               | people" without a proper scientific study. But I
               | disagree: following the scientific principle, and being
               | willing to change opinion in the face of new evidence
               | increases my trust in someone. Someone who is certain and
               | confident without showing their work / sources make me
               | suspicious. And critical thinking is (pardon the pun) a
               | critical skill.
        
               | andrewflnr wrote:
               | If you actually think and _act_ that way, so much the
               | better. I don 't even particularly disbelieve you. But
               | can you really look at the mass of humanity around you
               | and believe they think the same way? Even if they claim
               | to value critical thinking, watch what they do, what they
               | buy, how they vote.
               | 
               | You've most likely _trained yourself_ to value critical
               | thinking in your leaders, most likely from an early
               | enough age that you don 't remember what it was like
               | without it. Lots of people don't get this training or
               | don't apply it in a fully general way.
        
               | VorpalWay wrote:
               | Hm, having a journalist and an academic (with a heavy
               | focus on applied rigorous statistics) as parents probably
               | helped there, you are right. But school is supposed to
               | teach this, at least here in Sweden it is a part of the
               | curriculum. But indeed, that doesn't seem to help, and
               | the US it is especially bad (not saying the situation is
               | good here either though).
               | 
               | There are other things I _do_ remember having to train
               | myself to do though, such as not make value judgments
               | based on the language skill level of others. Rationally I
               | have never cared where someone is from and if they are a
               | native speaker or not, but emotionally that required some
               | effort.
        
             | AnimalMuppet wrote:
             | Not exactly?
             | 
             | Let's say there are a thousand people there at the town
             | hall. You don't want any of them to leave upset, or even
             | concerned. But they each have different things that will
             | make them concerned and upset. So there are maybe 10,000
             | tripwires out there, and you don't want to trip any of
             | them.
             | 
             | So you're not being _dishonest_ , exactly. You're being
             | _nonspecific_. You don 't want to get down in the weeds and
             | nail down the answer too tightly, because you may trip
             | someone's tripwire. (And also because it would take to
             | long.) So you say something true but not very specific.
             | 
             | (I mean, there can be dishonesty, too, but that's a
             | _different_ thing. Smooth vagueness can still be honest,
             | just unsatisfyingly vague.)
        
               | duped wrote:
               | "Smooth vagueness" to me comes off as tautologies. If you
               | cannot say anything specific it means either you don't
               | know, or don't want others to know. So it is a lie about
               | ones' competency, or a lie by omission.
               | 
               | It's all dishonesty at the end of the day.
        
           | jonahx wrote:
           | > They have to set vision and direction
           | 
           | A prime example of corporate speak that is, as you rightly
           | said, 'only effective among the "clueless"'
        
           | aerodexis wrote:
           | The Gervais model is predicated on sociopathy as the driving
           | force of social cohesion. This is the kind of model a
           | sociopath would construct. There are other models available
           | to us.
           | 
           | Social organizations require some sort of glue to bind them
           | together. They need ways to maintain cohesion despite
           | vagueness and to obscure (small) errors. There is a cap put
           | upon max individual output, but aggregate output is much
           | higher than whatever a collection of individuals could
           | attain. This is a very basic dynamic that is lost amidst a
           | cult of individualism that refuses to admit to any good
           | greater than themselves.
           | 
           | Yes - the CEO talking to the board in this way would lose
           | credibility. But a CEO failing to deploy this jargon
           | correctly would also lose credibility with the board : it's
           | obvious he doesn't know how to lead.
           | 
           | What I would like to see is a study of the ratio's between
           | corporate speak and technical speak - and the inflection
           | points at which too much of either causes organization ruin.
        
             | moepstar wrote:
             | Hate to ask, but since it came up again and a quick search
             | couldn't find it - what's that Gervais model? Links /
             | explanations welcome!
             | 
             | Edit: seems that searching for ,,Gervais principle" turned
             | up what was talked about...
        
               | pklausler wrote:
               | https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-
               | principle-... is a good explanation. The diagram of the
               | "MacLeod Cycle" utterly convinced me, having been around
               | that loop a few times.
        
           | dec0dedab0de wrote:
           | _Corporate speak as a signalling mechanism is only effective
           | among the "clueless" in the Gervais model. If any CEO tried
           | to talk 1:1 to a competent board member that way, they would
           | lose all credibility. Once you've operated at a certain level
           | you get it_
           | 
           | This also holds true for competent non-board members. I have
           | interacted with C-level executives at fortune 100 companies,
           | as well as smaller businesses. It is almost impressive how
           | quickly they can switch in and out of corporate bullshit
           | mode. I think it's what the kids call code-switching.
           | 
           | In general, once they trust you a bit, and they know someone
           | isn't listening they talk like a normal person. Then you ask
           | a difficult question about the business and the corporate-
           | speak kicks in like a security sub routine trying to prevent
           | them from saying the wrong thing.
           | 
           | I have also met some that seemingly calculate their tone and
           | cadence to try to manipulate the person(s)/people(s) they're
           | talking to. It's fascinating when you catch them doing it,
           | and it's different than simply matching like a chameleon. For
           | example, they may use an authoritative tone with younger
           | people, a kind but subtly threatening tone with anxious
           | people, and a buddybuddy tone with a plumber or someone they
           | know isn't going to put up with any bullshit.
           | 
           | I'm really curious how much of it is formally taught in MBA
           | programs and stuff, how much is them copying each other, and
           | if any of it is just a natural defense mechanism to the
           | pressures of being in power.
        
             | justonceokay wrote:
             | The higher up you are in a company the more of "yourself"
             | you have to give as realistically many more people are
             | relying on your job results than they are on your personal
             | wellbeing.
             | 
             | It definitely takes a certain kind of person to be a good
             | fit in that role
        
             | macNchz wrote:
             | Ultimately I think all of what you describe there falls
             | into a bucket of personality traits and social skills that
             | contribute to success in many areas of life.
             | 
             | It's some combination of what they call "self monitoring"
             | in social psychology, plus general EQ and Machiavellian
             | personality traits that allow people to read the room and
             | adjust their tone, speaking style, word choice (including
             | picking up in-group lingo quickly), posture etc to be most
             | effective given the setting. This applies to basically any
             | social environment, and is often a frustrating reality to
             | many people who may be extremely competent but see others
             | around them who are obviously less competent "getting
             | ahead" through social acumen, office politics etc.
             | 
             | This has been studied among MBA graduates, _Do Chameleons
             | Get Ahead, The Effects of Self-Monitoring on Managerial
             | Careers_ (pdf): https://web.mit.edu/curhan/www/docs/Article
             | s/15341_Readings/...
        
             | anthonypasq wrote:
             | what you view as subtly manipulative is just having good
             | social skills
        
             | SoftTalker wrote:
             | > I have also met some that seemingly calculate their tone
             | and cadence to try to manipulate the person(s)/people(s)
             | they're talking to.
             | 
             | This is a trait of a psychopath. Not surprisingly, one
             | finds a lot of them in the executive ranks.
        
               | jjkaczor wrote:
               | The polite term these days is "sociopath", which takes
               | out the whole "psycho-killer" weightedness (because a
               | sociopath can be very likeable and friendly) - and they
               | fill the ranks of leadership in all professions...
        
             | jjkaczor wrote:
             | Haven't there also been many studies that show high-level
             | executives also have a high number of "sociopaths" in their
             | ranks?
             | 
             | Sociopaths can code-switch instantly - I wonder how much of
             | this is training, versus emulating others, versus a
             | fundamental difference in brain operations...
        
           | gzread wrote:
           | The Gervais model! I haven't heard that in a while.
        
         | AreShoesFeet000 wrote:
         | There are no natives anymore. For some time, really. Honestly I
         | don't even think there ever were.
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | That's not quite accurate. Formal languages (which have an old
         | pedigree) can be useful for clarification and inference, but
         | they can also obfuscate the truth, and what's more, subvert it.
         | Every logical formalism necessarily presupposes some
         | metaphysics, and if the metaphysics is bad, or you fail to
         | recognize the effective bounds of that formalism, you can fall
         | into mechanically generated bullshit. Modern predicate logic
         | suffers from known paradoxes and permits nonsensical and
         | vacuous inferences (like those caused by material implication).
         | More subtle effects are expressed in, for example, the problem
         | of bare particulars.
         | 
         | Formalism is a product of prior (semantic) reasoning that isn't
         | formal. And because formalism is syntactic, not only can you
         | still jam your semantic nonsense through it (through incoherent
         | subjects and predicates, for example), but the formalism,
         | stripped of semantics, can itself allow for nonsense. So
         | formalism can actually aid and abet bad reasoning. The danger,
         | of course, is the mistaken notion that "formal = rigorous".
         | 
         | Formalism is also highly impractical and tedious in many
         | circumstances, and it can depart from human reasoning as
         | expressed in the grammar of natural language enough to be
         | practically inscrutable. There is no reason why natural
         | language cannot be clear and well-written. So, I'm afraid
         | you're barking up the wrong tree here.
         | 
         | The problem with LLMs isn't that they're not "formal". It's
         | because they're statistical machines, not reasoning machines,
         | yet many people treat them like magical oracles.
        
         | raffael_de wrote:
         | > formal languages exist; as [...] a system for turning
         | bullshit into parse errors
         | 
         | that's a very neat way to put it!
        
         | jancsika wrote:
         | > a system for turning bullshit into parse errors
         | 
         | Because when I go to view an old website from the 90s that's
         | missing a closing tag for something, I don't want the content--
         | I want a big red XML parse error with a gigantic horizontal
         | scrollbar.
         | 
         | The history of programmers blithely attempting to _add_ new
         | parsing errors to existing problems instead of obviating them
         | is long and storied. Your sentence would look right at home as
         | part of the BS generated for the test subjects from the
         | article.
        
         | utopiah wrote:
         | Which is precisely why proper scammers, not to say "top"
         | management, is excellent at spotting keywords, or even better
         | shibboleh, and using them. If they must they'll even learn and
         | adopt new keywords from HBR or whatever trendy management
         | publication can help them look the par.
        
         | AnimalMuppet wrote:
         | But if someone says something like "synergizing paradigms",
         | isn't that essentially a parse error to any normal person?
         | 
         | You don't need formal language (though formal languages can
         | serve that purpose). You just need to listen like a normal
         | human being rather than like a corporate suit, and that kind of
         | language is just incomprehensible - a parse error. You have to
         | _work_ at it to make sense of that kind of language. And why I
         | took from your first paragraph is permission to treat it as a
         | parse error instead of as some valid message that I needed to
         | decode.
        
           | cyanydeez wrote:
           | My guy: corporate sloganeering is as much cultural
           | appropiation as ghetto speak and drug culture.
           | 
           | Theres no high minded difference. Its just in/out group
           | identification.
        
         | PunchyHamster wrote:
         | The corpo-speak sounds like mostly way to communicate
         | contentious things in nice way, everything done to not sound
         | negative or aggresive, while knowing (or hoping) that other
         | side gets the message.
         | 
         | It is awfully unproductive way to do it but I'm sure HR
         | approves.
        
         | adampunk wrote:
         | You seem nice
        
         | leonardoe wrote:
         | This observation really resonates with me. I have spent a lot
         | of energy trying to communicate that ditching formal languages
         | for natural language is a terrible idea in some (most?)
         | domains. The power of formal languages comes precisely from
         | their "limitations".
         | 
         | Software is not the output. The output is the theory-building
         | process by which one arrives a formal description of both the
         | problem and (hopefully) the solution. Avoiding the effort to
         | express a problem (or a model of the problem) in a formal
         | language is a self-defeating enterprise.
        
       | RobotToaster wrote:
       | To analyse the impact of this study I recommend that we set up an
       | interdepartmental committee with fairly broad terms of reference
       | so that at the end of the day we'll be in the position to think
       | through the various implications and arrive at a decision based
       | on long-term considerations rather than rush prematurely into
       | precipitate and possibly ill-conceived action which might well
       | have unforeseen repercussions.
        
         | sanex wrote:
         | Let's amplify this visionary perspective. This is exactly the
         | caliber of commentary we should be encouraging more of on HN.
        
           | Intermernet wrote:
           | No, we need to move forward into the retrospective.
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | Translation: Lets think about it before we do stupid shit.
        
           | Clent wrote:
           | Outcome: Fail to think about it, only do stupid shit.
        
         | sillywabbit wrote:
         | Rushing prematurely into precipitate does sound pretty
         | dangerous.
        
         | Esophagus4 wrote:
         | Excellent idea!
         | 
         | And the best part is that while we're talking about making a
         | decision, we won't have to actually do any real work.
        
       | throwpoaster wrote:
       | The trick in corporate environments is to watch for the people
       | who respond well to this kind of speech and avoid/eject.
       | 
       | The people who roll their eyes at corporate nonsense are your
       | skunkworkers.
        
       | phkahler wrote:
       | "Employees who are more likely to fall for corporate bullshit may
       | help elevate the types of dysfunctional leaders who are more
       | likely to use it, creating a sort of negative feedback loop.
       | 
       | Technically that's a positive feedback loop, or reinforcing
       | feedback loop. The author is probably using "negative" in to mean
       | undesirable. Gotta get your jargon right!
        
         | RobotToaster wrote:
         | You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
        
       | andai wrote:
       | I found this title amusing, since I'm actually synergizing
       | paradigms, i.e. trying to find the commonalities between
       | different models of human behavior.
       | 
       | (There are dozens of us!)
        
         | oniony wrote:
         | This sounds very impressive ;)
        
         | dghf wrote:
         | Wouldn't that be synthesising paradigms?
        
           | andai wrote:
           | Crap, you're right! The goal is synthesis. Can we distil a
           | bunch of models down to something more fundamental and
           | elegant.
        
         | Intermernet wrote:
         | Yes, but have you decoded the ontological kerygma of the
         | gestalt. No point synergizing paradigms unless you've got the
         | kerygma sorted.
        
       | donohoe wrote:
       | Its describing every second LinkedIn post, no?
        
         | Esophagus4 wrote:
         | LinkedIn is the worst purgatory world of this study for sure.
        
       | eucyclos wrote:
       | I thought tfa would say seeking synergy is a sign one is
       | struggling with ones own deliverables so one tries to add value
       | elsewhere in the organization. Is synergy really such a poorly
       | defined term that it's synonymous with corporate bullshit?
        
         | zbentley wrote:
         | Yes. In a huge majority of cases, I've seen it used as a
         | weasely, subjective synonym for "more than one thing being
         | done".
        
         | VorpalWay wrote:
         | Yes. (There are other phrases too that should be red flags such
         | as "strategizing", but "synergy" is probably the poster child).
        
           | encom wrote:
           | >other phrases
           | 
           | "Pipeline". I hate this so much. At a previous job, it was
           | used so much by management it became a meme on the production
           | floor. When asked how many units had been sold, there was
           | always a big number in the pipeline, when the real actual
           | number was zero.
           | 
           | It's a non-commitment word. Whatever is talked about may or
           | may not happen or exist. Maybe it's ignorance or a straight
           | up lie to shut up the people on the floor, but "pipeline"
           | works maybe once or twice and then everyone is onto your
           | bullshit.
        
         | Hamuko wrote:
         | I feel like "synergy" has been _the_ poster child for corporate
         | buzzwords.
        
       | ranyume wrote:
       | The intention of these phrases is to "hack" into the inner-
       | workings of the human brain, into how people create power
       | structures. Legalese exists for a reason. Language is not just a
       | tool for communication but a system that defines roles for people
       | in a power structure.
       | 
       | The phrases "Come here, boy!" and "Could you come here for a
       | second?" have the same function, but the structure is inverted.
       | Same for the phrases "I simplified the function so it's read
       | easily" and "I made an strategic decision that enables robust
       | scalability and growth". It all boils down to authority
       | signaling.
        
       | johnsillings wrote:
       | SOCIOPATHS                     |             SOCIOPATHS WITH MBAs
       | |           SOCIOPATHS WHO LIKE POWERPOINT                     |
       | OVERWORKED DOERS                     |                 CONFUSED
       | PEOPLE                     |                  LOSERS
        
         | pjerem wrote:
         | that's genius.
        
         | gherkinnn wrote:
         | I am growing comfortable with bouncing between the confused and
         | the losers. In this model, anybody between the losers and
         | sociopaths are the true suckers. I am no sociopath so I better
         | make myself comfortable at the bottom of the barrel. More time
         | for my own problems.
        
       | Aeolun wrote:
       | You think?
        
       | kevinsync wrote:
       | Last time I worked corporate, we were acquired and I was asked
       | what my job was by somebody on the other side. I said "My job is
       | to make you feel good about whatever it is that I may or may not
       | be doing around this place."
       | 
       | Despite it being a joke, I think there's a lot of truth in there
       | that explains corp-tongue -- from being visible in endless
       | meetings to in-group parlance to cutthroat promotion tracks, a
       | lot of corporate America boils down to narrative, storytelling
       | and performance more than booking sensible profit and delivering
       | the very best to client and user. This type of language and
       | expression is a major tool for making people _feel good_ about
       | your actual, contestable value in an organization.
       | 
       | It's both kabuki and kayfabe lol
        
         | darreninthenet wrote:
         | As a highly experienced consultant once said to me, forget all
         | the objectives, priorities and corporate culture bullshit,
         | whatever anyone tells you, your job is to make your boss look
         | good.
        
         | wmeredith wrote:
         | It's called busy-ness for a reason.
        
       | NoSalt wrote:
       | "synergistic leadership" or "growth-hacking paradigms" are, in my
       | opinion, what my teenage son refers to as "brain rot". I don't
       | know where these people come from who make up these terms, or
       | what childhood trauma has done this to them, but I absolutely
       | cannot tolerate any of it, it makes my skin crawl.
        
         | hibikir wrote:
         | It's a bit better: They are forms of obfuscation and lowering
         | information in a channel. They are designed for environments
         | where being clear is very risky. In certain organizations, you
         | are better off being unclear than asking for approval or
         | consensus on a tricky decision: You produce an
         | incomprehensible, vague mess of a message, and avoid argument,
         | as argument in those places leads to paralysis.
         | 
         | Now, does this mean it's the right way to talk everywhere? Of
         | course not. And since it's often seen as safe, it's overused.
         | But it doesn't just arise, as a bug. plain language that means
         | what it says creates more conflict, and isn't always better.
        
           | dasil003 wrote:
           | There's also a compounding effect. Even though they tend to
           | be a bit hand-wavy, you can use the words synergy or paradigm
           | in a sentence and still have it confer some kind of meaning.
           | However as soon as you utter the phrase "synergistic
           | paradigm" you are obviously and completely full of shit.
           | 
           | Also a lot of corporate jargon does have specific
           | connotations for skilled communicators to send a message that
           | is seemingly polite but is actually saying something
           | controversial that is picked up only by those in the room
           | savvy enough to understand. In skilled hands it's very
           | useful, in unskilled hands it's complete gibberish. In many
           | ways that's a feature as the clueless cargo-culters quickly
           | out themselves, and then the smart leaders can use that
           | knowledge to route around them or deploy them in non-harmful
           | ways. All without any overt confrontation ever taking place.
        
       | eel wrote:
       | Corporate BS is the topic I want to study if I ever pursue a PhD.
       | Not only BS that is directed from the top down, but also BS from
       | the bottom and laterally. I'm curious what in corporate culture
       | allows it to grow and what slows it. I also wonder if it's always
       | bad or if it's beneficial in small amounts.
       | 
       | Anecdotally I have seen BS used to delay or avoid making
       | commitments. BS can mask someone's lack of knowledge, or lack of
       | execution. Middle managers seem to be the position to squash or
       | spread BS. They often have a hard time detecting BS because they
       | are too far from the work. When I think back to the best
       | Directors and skip-level managers I have had in my career, they
       | were all great BS detectors. They didn't let smooth talkers in
       | their organization rise based on BS alone. They didn't let
       | dependencies wriggle out of their commitments based on BS.
        
       | dchest wrote:
       | Note that this isn't a study of actual workplaces, it's based on
       | cognitive tests, so "bad at their jobs" may be a stretch. For
       | example, "overconfidence in one's intellectual and analytic
       | abilities" may be good for business, e.g. when dealing with US
       | government contracts in 2026.
        
       | srean wrote:
       | There was a good corporate bullshit generator posted here in HN
       | but probably before chatGPT became a thing. Can't seem to find
       | it.
       | 
       | Love ? That's for plebs. The right thing is to _leverage_
       | wholistic synergizing paradigms.
        
       | iamacyborg wrote:
       | On the bright side, it's nice that a significant number of these
       | folks self-select by moving to Dubai.
        
       | tamimio wrote:
       | This is known to everyone who worked with these corpo drones,
       | that language is just to look smart and give the optics of being
       | knowledgeable and professional, and it doesn't end there, I also
       | personally add to that anyone who jumps into XYZ bandwagon trend
       | that are being used by popular silicon valley companies, like
       | open office environment, scrum useless meetings, the forced
       | harmony, daycare level team activities, among many more.
       | 
       | And you can get the gist of that company or people during the
       | interview actually.
        
       | stalfosknight wrote:
       | I have always been skeptical / disdainful of people who speak in
       | corporate bullshit all the time. It's very tryhard and rather
       | unnecessary in my view.
        
       | hsuduebc2 wrote:
       | >Overall, the findings suggest that while "synergizing cross-
       | collateralization" might sound impressive in a boardroom, this
       | functionally misleading language can create an informational
       | blindfold in corporate cultures
       | 
       | I believe this is the whole point. To confuse listeners and
       | subtly manipulate them into thinking that they don't understand
       | so they will stay quiet. Politicians do absolutely the same, in
       | today's world it's called "smoke screen".
        
       | thewillowcat wrote:
       | Engineers, I am so sorry. They are still going to be your bosses.
        
       | reedlaw wrote:
       | Isn't this the premise behind Dilbert?
        
       | inaros wrote:
       | Workers who spend all day posting on LinkedIn might be bad at
       | their jobs...
        
       | wiradikusuma wrote:
       | So I guess this is a double-edged test.
       | 
       | "Hmm, I want to hire people who fail CBSR test, I'll look like
       | god to them. F*ck critical thinkers, I only need slightly above
       | average people anyway."
        
       | languagehacker wrote:
       | Twaddling and puffery!
        
       | foundart wrote:
       | A good takeaway line from the article:
       | 
       | > Rather than a 'rising tide lifting all boats,' a higher level
       | of corporate BS in an organization acts more like a clogged
       | toilet of inefficiency."
       | 
       | and a link to the paper:
       | https://www.researchgate.net/publication/400597536_The_Corpo...
        
       | Esophagus4 wrote:
       | There does exist _some_ purpose for corp-speak: it is a shared
       | language for people in disparate parts of a large organization to
       | communicate with. It is a tool, mostly for managers.
       | 
       | Managers use it with peers because their job is coordination and
       | communication.
       | 
       | Managers shouldn't talk to their reports in corp-speak, but think
       | of it like a shared protocol for all messages in the corporate
       | message bus.
        
         | ta988 wrote:
         | But how much of that is real as in has measurable positive
         | impact vs random decision making.
        
           | Esophagus4 wrote:
           | That sounds like a problem with the people producing and
           | consuming the messages, not a problem with the protocol
           | itself :)
        
         | persedes wrote:
         | Agreed, I think it also acts as a hiring filter to scan for
         | candidates that have been exposed to this kind of language and
         | can speak it fluently. The bigger the cooperation, the more
         | widespread that is though, don't see it as often in mid sized
         | companies. Was looking into a director role at a large org and
         | there were lots of very new words thrown at me very quickly.
        
         | vjvjvjvjghv wrote:
         | You may be right but often I feel it's a tool to sound
         | confident while at the same time having no idea what they are
         | doing.
        
       | c16 wrote:
       | In other news, the grass is green and the sky is blue.
        
         | jimnotgym wrote:
         | Bluesky thinking about Greenfield projects, perhaps
        
       | quux wrote:
       | This article sparks joy
        
       | lunias wrote:
       | Now the turbo encabulator on the other hand...
        
       | cess11 wrote:
       | 'The results revealed a troubling paradox. Workers who were more
       | susceptible to corporate BS rated their supervisors as more
       | charismatic and "visionary," but also displayed lower scores on a
       | portion of the study that tested analytic thinking, cognitive
       | reflection and fluid intelligence. Those more receptive to
       | corporate BS also scored significantly worse on a test of
       | effective workplace decision-making.
       | 
       | The study found that being more receptive to corporate bullshit
       | was also positively linked to job satisfaction and feeling
       | inspired by company mission statements. Moreover, those who were
       | more likely to fall for corporate BS were also more likely to
       | spread it.'
       | 
       | How is this a paradox?
        
       | headcanon wrote:
       | If anyone wants a chuckle, I vibe-coded an endless supply of
       | "synergizing paradigm" terms as a slideshow for a fake
       | corporation. It's fun to put on in the background on a tv
       | somewhere to see if anyone notices.
       | 
       | https://brightpath-global-solutions.com/
       | 
       | Edit: repo link: https://github.com/chronick/global-business-
       | solutions
        
         | el_benhameen wrote:
         | A delightful update to
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
        
           | reactordev wrote:
           | Ah, "the only difference being..."
           | 
           | That's always the line you're listening for. Everything
           | before that is bullshit, everything after is trying to
           | justify the new product for that one change.
           | 
           | In favor of preferable outcomes of operational excellence as
           | part of our customer success. Barf.
        
             | el_benhameen wrote:
             | I keep hearing this from the naysayers, but I just think
             | that they haven't fully integrated unilateral phase
             | detractors into their work effectively. Maybe you're using
             | the free retro encabulator tier so you don't see the full
             | capabilities, but some of us are already twice as
             | productive.
        
           | plaidphantom wrote:
           | Here's another for the pile.
           | https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi
        
         | mv4 wrote:
         | as someone frequently exhibiting at various industry trade
         | shows, I can confidently say nobody would notice.
        
         | utopiah wrote:
         | Where can I transfer millions in investments already? This is
         | revolutionary. It'll change everything! /s
        
         | fnands wrote:
         | Some of those pictures are delightfully cursed
        
         | linolevan wrote:
         | This is awesome. Almost all of these are believable even if
         | you're looking at pretty carefully. I need this on a firestick
         | or something.
        
         | the_real_cher wrote:
         | Brilliant!
        
         | cyanydeez wrote:
         | Turn it into an endless LLM trap. The sooner tgese aystems are
         | piinsoned, the batter humanoty will last
        
         | janalsncm wrote:
         | Reminds me of corporate ipsum
         | 
         | https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/
        
         | gregw2 wrote:
         | A bit of "hacker history"... at the dawn of the web 1993 was
         | birthed the first app (that I know of) along these lines:
         | "Buzzword Bingo".
         | 
         | It got mentioned in WSJ of all places as news of it spread.
         | 
         | For the history+app from its creator, see:
         | 
         | https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/
         | 
         | (Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo )
         | 
         | I'm glad to see, 25-30 years later, the hackers/cynical-tech-
         | workers who birthed it getting justified by actual social
         | science research.
        
         | johnisgood wrote:
         | "Affordable ... at premium prices". :D
        
         | rawgabbit wrote:
         | This is a masterpiece. I have seen similar slides in many
         | consultants' decks over the years.
        
       | Nevermark wrote:
       | But can you blame them? Just say it! "Synergizing paradigms!"
       | 
       | Poetry inaction!
        
       | jimnotgym wrote:
       | I find it interesting how different companies have a different
       | BS, that marks people as insiders. The insiders like to make the
       | implication that it is the newcomer who is at fault, because they
       | only know the real words for things. Slimey salesey newcomers
       | pick up on it instantly.
       | 
       | Often it is misuse of terms that actually have real meanings that
       | annoy me most
        
       | rambojohnson wrote:
       | Actually disagree. Based on the last 20 years of my experience in
       | corporate America, "practical decision-making" was never part of
       | the job at any level of leadership.
        
       | ekholm_e wrote:
       | George Orwell wrote about this 80 years ago:
       | https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwel...
        
       | dlcarrier wrote:
       | This is what offices exist for. In fields where efficiency
       | matters, you end up with contractors, working remotely, getting
       | paid by the project, and not being tied to one company. This is
       | how lots of engineering and architecture works as well as many
       | other fields.
       | 
       | In a work environment dominated by office social situations,
       | language plays a key role in establishing social status, but
       | there are other forms of posturing, with promotions generally
       | based more on social status than job performance, reinforcing the
       | social hierarchy. Technical buzzwords aren't even the only kind
       | of jargon used in this manor, there's often an entire litany of
       | language used outside of the job functions themselves. For
       | example, human resources has its own language rules.
       | 
       | The author has come across this phenomenon and is attributing it
       | to language alone, but there is far more involved here.
        
       | DrBazza wrote:
       | > "Corporate bullshit is a specific style of communication that
       | uses confusing, abstract buzzwords in a functionally misleading
       | way," said Littrell, a postdoctoral researcher in the College of
       | Arts and Sciences. "Unlike technical jargon, which can sometimes
       | make office communication a little easier, corporate bullshit
       | confuses rather than clarifies. It may sound impressive, but it
       | is semantically empty."
       | 
       | Modern politics by a different name. The parallels are obvious,
       | along with the Peter Principle and so on.
       | 
       | Lots of people on here saying 'that's not me', but probably say
       | 'ping me back' or 'learnings' which is very much one end of the
       | spectrum of corporate bullshit that infects everyone. Some of it
       | is stupidity (the English language has a word: 'lessons'), some
       | of it is natural language evolution, and some of it is 'global'
       | English: 'please revert', and some of it is very intentional
       | management waffle. As the (unviersity) saying goes, 'if you can't
       | blind 'em with science, baffle them with bullshit'.
        
       | jimnotgym wrote:
       | In a discussion yesterday about a large and complex physical
       | system that is hard to optimise further without more work for it
       | to do (lots of excess capacity), the VP suggested we should
       | 'consider how emergent technologies could be leveraged to
       | decrease overhead'. It is a clever way to say, I have no ideas
       | either, but if a better machine that hasn't been invented yet
       | becomes available we should use that'. I say 'clever', because
       | the other execs nodded in approval, and agreed. From other
       | conversations I have had with him I was just glad he didn't say
       | 'AI' as per usual, although I am in two minds as to whether he
       | did actually mean AI, but thought he had said it too many times
       | in the last week. I'm not popular because I ask difficult things
       | like, what kind of AI?
        
         | dkarl wrote:
         | Bullshit is so dangerous because it _could_ mean something.
         | That VP could mean, it 's time to look beyond the set of mature
         | technologies we've been considering and look at newer
         | technologies that we would normally ignore because they come
         | with risks and rough edges and higher cost of ownership.
         | 
         | So it might be a substantive decision that affects how
         | everybody in the room will do their jobs going forward. Or it
         | could be a random stream of words chosen because they sound
         | impressive, which everyone will nod respectfully at and then
         | ignore. And like an LLM, he might have made it into his current
         | position without needing to know the difference.
        
           | jimnotgym wrote:
           | Correct, and in my opinion we seem to have a cutting edge
           | machine, the best available. So it was BS. What was really
           | troubling them is that for years the operational delivery
           | part of the business has saved everyone else by finding more
           | and more effiencies. I had stated that it was no longer cost
           | effective to spend the money on the diminishing returns of
           | squeezing tiny %s more out of it. The room took on a complete
           | silence, because their strategy (of leaving it to someone
           | else) has gone. Much harder tasks, what goes through the
           | machine, how it is sold, need to come to the fore... and that
           | is terrifying for people who PowerPoint for a living... so
           | instead, they break the silence with BS, nod, pretend it's
           | not happening.
        
       | sharadov wrote:
       | When you can't convince, confuse is how you sum up corporate
       | speak.
        
       | zoke wrote:
       | In hypnosis terms, this is confusion induction.
        
       | gzread wrote:
       | This is very relevant to the LLM era.
        
       | billfor wrote:
       | The original buzzword generator for palmOS. I used it
       | extensively: https://archive.org/details/palm3_buzzword
        
       | jvanderbot wrote:
       | It's surprising to me that people don't consider these coded
       | language.
       | 
       | Sure, the junior manager might use them vaguely to mimic, but
       | IMHO, when vague language comes up at decision tables, it's
       | usually coding something more precise in a sort of plausible
       | deniability.
       | 
       | A senior manager on reviewing a proposal asks them to synergize
       | with existing efforts: Your work is redundant you're wasting your
       | time.
       | 
       | A senior director talks about better alignment of their various
       | depts: We need to cut fat and merge, start identifying your bad
       | players
       | 
       | etc etc.
       | 
       | If my impressions are correct, of _course_ ICs are going to balk
       | at these statements - they seem disconnected from reality and are
       | magically disconnected from the effects _on purpose_. Yes, this
       | is bad management _to the ICs_ , but it's pretty culturally
       | inevitable, I think, to have an in-group signalling their
       | strategies using coded language.
       | 
       | A good manager takes this direction in front of all their ICs,
       | laughs it off as corpo speak, but was given the signal to have a
       | private talk with one of their group who triggered the problem...
       | I dunno maybe my time in management was particularly distopian,
       | but this seemed obvious once I saw it.
        
         | PunchyHamster wrote:
         | Do note that senior manager thinking the work is redundant also
         | might be completely not aligned with reality. so "I think your
         | work is redundant" is much closer to usual reality. And it's
         | easy to be seen that as you pretty much also need to be a PR
         | person for your own department, not just a manager, especially
         | if department is doing necessary but not glorious tasks
        
         | Muromec wrote:
         | Its an interesting take, bit why is this coded ingroup
         | messaging is communicated to outgroup then?
        
           | estimator7292 wrote:
           | To solidfy the in-ness of the in-group. To underscore that
           | management is _better_ than ICs and ICs are considered
           | _other_
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | One example elaborated:
           | 
           | You _want_ most ICs to ignore a negative message that doesn't
           | involve them, and you _want_ to give middle / lower managers
           | the discretion to address an ICs "nonsynergistic"
           | contributions on their own time. It's a signal not a
           | prescription. This allows a public person to make a public
           | statement and set direction without prescribing actions so
           | lower management and ICs can do their thing.
           | 
           | Upper management becomes increasingly vibes-based, from what
           | I can tell.
        
             | contubernio wrote:
             | It would be a hell of a lot more functional to simply say
             | directly what you want and mean.
             | 
             | This sort of management is dysfunctional even in it's
             | premises.
        
               | Muromec wrote:
               | Saying exactly what you mean is generating the paper
               | trail and accountability, which is a liability.
        
               | dsr_ wrote:
               | In a sane system, it would not be a liability.
               | 
               | QED.
        
               | Muromec wrote:
               | Define sane
        
               | red-iron-pine wrote:
               | best possible outcome for most people
               | 
               | or even best possible outcomes for the shareholders. cuz
               | most of this coded BS is to make some executive's life
               | easier, not to keep the board happy.
               | 
               | if they had a concrete plan they'd say it, and coded
               | signals are only for certain audiences, who in most cases
               | may not be most people, most shareholders, or more
               | employees.
        
               | jvanderbot wrote:
               | In this example you're actually just being polite. You
               | are not calling out a person publicly, you're
               | transmitting a course-correction through their manager
               | that allows the person who knows you best to communicate
               | the correction the best way AND it allows the corpo to
               | take the blame for being vague and uninformative.
               | 
               | Sure, direct, cold, concrete, public data is "best" in
               | the objective sense, but people's feelings and pride
               | matter, and any attempt to wave that away is just naive.
        
               | beardedetim wrote:
               | Early in my career I tried very hard to "be concrete,
               | cold, and direct" because that's what I thought a good
               | communicator would do. It was seen as attacking to anyone
               | below me and confusing to anyone above me. I was naive
               | and I suffered for it.
               | 
               | I definitely agree with what you're saying here where
               | these words actually do mean something, but it's
               | completely opaque to those outside the "know". I also
               | have found that there's not any better way to express
               | information to those in the group than in this coded
               | language, even if it makes completely no sense to me.
               | 
               | I wish younger me understood that the way I'm being
               | perceived is the only important thing, not choosing the
               | "best" words to technically describe a situation
        
           | btilly wrote:
           | For a somewhat cynical explanation of why that happens, I
           | recommend https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-
           | principle-....
           | 
           | As with all forms of cynicism, it has a grain of truth. And a
           | much larger grain of truth than is comfortable.
        
             | bananaflag wrote:
             | Also see Scott Alexander's review
             | 
             | https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/book-review-the-gervais-
             | pri...
        
               | geodel wrote:
               | Yup, saw that review. My takeaway is if one has knowledge
               | and training level of Scott Alexander then this book has
               | nothing new to offer. But since most folks don't so this
               | maybe a interesting read.
        
         | thewebguyd wrote:
         | Yeah, I agree. Language has always been a tool for tribal
         | gatekeeping and in-group signaling, but also as a tool for
         | precision.
         | 
         | What's specifically interesting about corpo-speak though is
         | it's one of the only version of this (at least that I know of)
         | where it's main purpose is to be euphemistic. In most other
         | fields, the coded language is meant to be _more_ descriptive to
         | the in-group. In management, the coded language is designed to
         | be less descriptive on purpose to avoid the human cost of the
         | decision.
         | 
         | It's dystopian because it follows the same patterns as military
         | language, and serves the same purpose to sanitize unpleasant
         | realities. "Neutralize the target" in military lingo, "Right-
         | size" in corpo-speak. In both cases, the human at the end is
         | stripped of their humanity into a target or resource to be
         | managed (or killed).
        
           | rebolek wrote:
           | It's not like they're very subtle about this with their
           | "human resources" horror speak.
        
         | geon wrote:
         | For anyone else as confused as I was; apparently "IC" means
         | Individual Contributor, as opposed to leadership or management.
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | Let's play "spot the manager"
        
             | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
             | I don't mean to shame anyone for learning new information,
             | but even if you have no interest in management, your career
             | will benefit greatly from knowing the terms and concepts
             | that managers in your industry commonly use. There's a lot
             | of people out there who are aggressively against learning
             | "corporate jargon" and then find themselves lost trying to
             | understand why their company's leaders talk and act the way
             | they do.
        
               | shermantanktop wrote:
               | A lot of the "I won't learn it" people are young. The
               | ones who aren't young end up appearing naive and
               | ignorant.
               | 
               | The day the layoffs take your job (but not your
               | officemate's) might be a good day to learn how to read
               | the corporate signals.
        
               | NikolaNovak wrote:
               | Couldn't agree more.
               | 
               | Early in my career, I hated, and I do mean _despised_
               | people who used the term  "value".
               | 
               | And then, one day when my colleague suggested migrating
               | all our servers from windows to Linux but couldn't for
               | the life of them articulate what that would do for the
               | business / client, it started clicking. A lot of us talk
               | about effort, activities, tasks, accomplishments. I did
               | this, Bob did that, Fatime did the other thing. At some
               | level of management, "value" is the well understood
               | shorthand for "when we follow the chain of benefits, what
               | does this actually do for the client / business?". Its
               | their job (when done well) to ensure technical tasks
               | contribute to business value.
               | 
               | And we could be upset that they are inventing weird
               | jargon for no clear reason, but then spend a minute
               | explaining "garbage collection" etc as a term of art, and
               | realize that pots are calling kettle black and all that -
               | _nobody_ has weird jargon like IT techies :- >
        
             | QuercusMax wrote:
             | When I was hired at my current role, it was clear to me
             | that I'm in an IC vs Management position. It's really not
             | that weird and is a very common term.
        
         | btilly wrote:
         | More precisely than "plausible deniability", it is plausible
         | EMOTIONAL deniability.
         | 
         | When you put enough bafflegab around it, you can almost ignore
         | that you said something unpleasant. Because the part of our
         | brains that processes for emotional content, doesn't process
         | complex language very well. Hence the example with ten
         | paragraphs of complexity to hide the pain of a major lay-off.
         | 
         | After I noticed this, I found that I did this. I reliably use
         | complex language when I don't like what I'm saying. So much so
         | that I could use readability checkers to find discomfort that I
         | was not aware that I had!
         | 
         | And I'm not the only one to notice this. See
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpVtJNv4ZNM for George Carlin's
         | famous skit on how the honesty of the phrase "shell shock" over
         | time got softened over time to "post-traumatic stress
         | disorder". A phrase that can be understood, but no longer felt.
         | 
         | Corporations have just developed their own special complex
         | language for this. And you're right. It is emotionally
         | dishonest. That's why they do it.
        
         | deaux wrote:
         | > it's pretty culturally inevitable, I think, to have an in-
         | group signalling their strategies using coded language.
         | 
         | Pretty shocking belief when you're _of course_ ing all "ICs".
         | 
         | If it was inevitable than the amount and degree of corporate BS
         | would've been stable over the last 5 decades, and across
         | countries and languages.
         | 
         | In reality, it has been anything but, instead showing massive
         | differences across both.
        
         | elzbardico wrote:
         | There's CYA jargon, like layoffs, workforce rationalizations,
         | letting someone go, challenging fiscal environment.
         | 
         | And there's blatant bullshit, like paradigm shift, culture
         | building, and so on.
         | 
         | Two categories of execspeak.
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | I think those are just degree of difference in "context
           | required to understand", not different categories.
        
             | johnisgood wrote:
             | You think so, with a term such as "culture building"?
        
         | cushychicken wrote:
         | _it 's usually coding something more precise in a sort of
         | plausible deniability._
         | 
         | Yep. I'm a director now. This is exactly how it is. A big part
         | of being effective in this role is understanding how direct you
         | can be in a given scenario.
         | 
         |  _A senior manager on reviewing a proposal asks them to
         | synergize with existing efforts: Your work is redundant you 're
         | wasting your time._
         | 
         | Option 1 is how I'd say it to a peer whose org is duplicating
         | effort. You can give your advice, but at the end of the day:
         | not my circus, not my clowns.
         | 
         | Option 2 is a more-direct way of how I'd say it to someone in
         | my own org. I'd rephrase to: "Someone else is already doing
         | this; focus your efforts on something more impactful."
        
         | jjk166 wrote:
         | In the test these weren't coded language, they were randomly
         | generated phrases. The finding is that the people who don't
         | know how to decipher the code are easily impressed by it and
         | have poor analytical skills.
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | from TFA:
           | 
           | > "Corporate bullshit is a specific style of communication
           | that uses confusing, abstract buzzwords in a functionally
           | misleading way," said Littrell, a postdoctoral researcher in
           | the College of Arts and Sciences. "Unlike technical jargon,
           | which can sometimes make office communication a little
           | easier, corporate bullshit confuses rather than clarifies. It
           | may sound impressive, but it is semantically empty."
           | 
           | I'm taking issue with "semantically empty" and saying they're
           | actually semantically rich, but they are coded signals. Coded
           | signals become increasingly indistinguishable from noise.
        
             | oblio wrote:
             | > Eventually they figured out that language served a
             | different purpose inside the bond market than it did in the
             | outside world. Bond market terminology was designed less to
             | convey meaning than to bewilder outsiders. Overpriced bonds
             | were not "expensive" overpriced bonds were "rich," which
             | almost made them sound like something you should buy. The
             | floors of subprime mortgage bonds were not called floors--
             | or anything else that might lead the bond buyer to form any
             | sort of concrete image in his mind--but tranches. The
             | bottom tranche--the risky ground floor--was not called the
             | ground floor but the mezzanine, or the mezz, which made it
             | sound less like a dangerous investment and more like a
             | highly prized seat in a domed stadium. A CDO composed of
             | nothing but the riskiest, mezzanine layer of subprime
             | mortgages was not called a subprime-backed CDO but a
             | "structured finance CDO." "There was so much confusion
             | about the different terms," said Charlie. "In the course of
             | trying to figure it out, we realize that there's a reason
             | why it doesn't quite make sense to us. It's because it
             | doesn't quite make sense."
             | 
             | The Big Short by Michael Lewis, page 101.
        
               | astrange wrote:
               | I thought a mezzanine was when you go see a movie at
               | noon.
        
               | mikrl wrote:
               | That's a martingale you're thinking of
        
               | vermilingua wrote:
               | I believe that's a matinee
        
               | rawgabbit wrote:
               | The mezzanine is the drink with the worm in it; after you
               | get "mezzed", you feel like the worm is eating you from
               | the inside.
        
               | ahoka wrote:
               | No, that's mescaline (Spanish for tequila).
        
               | rawgabbit wrote:
               | It was my attempt at a joke.
        
             | jjk166 wrote:
             | But they're not semantically rich. People who speak the
             | code aren't doing it to more efficiently communicate, such
             | that a long and complicated message can be expressed
             | quickly. They are taking a short simple message, stripping
             | away all the details, then padding it such that it becomes
             | more verbose and vapid. This makes the real message harder
             | to decipher for the uninitiated, it removes information
             | even for those who understand the code, and it serves as a
             | display for people who appreciate the flourish. There may
             | still be some meaning left, but it's semantically emptier.
             | 
             | Further much of it is not even code. Examples like the
             | microsoft letter are clearly a performative act to soften
             | the blow of bad news. No one in the know is reading such an
             | email to discern some hidden message; it's written to not
             | be read.
        
             | andrewflnr wrote:
             | In some cases, sure, they're semantically rich, but the
             | result here is that in some cases it doesn't matter whether
             | they are or not, that some people can't tell. That can
             | still be true even if corporate jargon originated and is
             | sometimes still used for rational-ish reasons.
        
           | red-iron-pine wrote:
           | The Gervais Principle by the Ribbonfarm guy gets into this:
           | powertalk vs. babytalk
           | 
           | https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-
           | principle-...
           | 
           | the Cornell article is basically just empirical testing of
           | these concepts.
        
             | ignoramous wrote:
             | Also summarised in https://alexdanco.com/2021/01/22/the-
             | michael-scott-theory-of...
        
               | red-iron-pine wrote:
               | this reads like an AI clickbait.
               | 
               | it does make Rao's original article a little easier to
               | digest but it was already pretty tight through the first
               | 3-4 parts.
        
         | lukeschlather wrote:
         | You're confusing bullshit with jargon, which is something they
         | talk about in the paper. The word synergize has a bad
         | reputation, but its mere presence in a sentence is merely a
         | signal, it doesn't mean the sentence is bullshit.
         | 
         | "We will actualize a renewed level of cradle-to-grave
         | credentialing" is an example from the article - you can't
         | actualize a level, you can't renew a level either. And "cradle-
         | to-grave credentialing" is at best a bad way to describe some
         | real concept. It's word-salad from start to finish. It's not
         | coded language, it's bullshit.
        
         | alexjplant wrote:
         | Synergy has a real meaning: 1+1=3. A cigar and a whiskey.
         | Chocolate and peanut butter. Hall and Oates. Et cetera.
         | Unfortunately it's one of those terms like "DevOps" or "jam
         | band" or "martini" whose true meaning has been sullied by
         | people trying to sound cooler than they are.
         | 
         | On the rare occasions I've used it sincerely in meetings I've
         | always caveated it with some variation of "the real meaning,
         | not the BS one." This never seems to work so I've just dropped
         | it from my verbal lexicon altogether.
        
           | fhd2 wrote:
           | That's the right move. If a word changes its colloquial
           | meaning, better drop it and find a new one. Happens all the
           | time. From stuff like "agile" in a software development
           | context (pretty meaningless at this point, can mean anything
           | from the original definition to the systematic micro
           | management it got to be commonly associated with), to
           | previously neutral words that became offensive (because they
           | were commonly used as such).
           | 
           | No individual holds power over connotations. Language just
           | evolves.
        
             | atroon wrote:
             | > No individual holds power over connotations. Language
             | just evolves.
             | 
             | Okay, but I still reserve the right to be pissed off at
             | teenagers using 'out of pocket' when they mean 'off the
             | wall' or 'out of bounds'.
        
               | bcrosby95 wrote:
               | This usage is probably older than you're thinking: some
               | 80s and 90s hip hop songs used "out of pocket" like that.
        
               | fhd2 wrote:
               | Absolutely. I'm pro emotions :) Just also good to realise
               | what battles are lost.
               | 
               | I do sometimes rebelliously use words in their original
               | connotation along with an unnecessarily lengthy
               | explanation. Never anything that's now an insult, of
               | course, those I just stay away from and am not mad about
               | either.
        
           | johnisgood wrote:
           | Why would you drop it altogether? Medications and/or
           | supplements can have synergistic effects, for example.
           | Synergy is actually a term that is formally defined as
           | "Effect(A + B) > Effect(A) + Effect(B)".
        
             | michaelt wrote:
             | The point of saying and writing things is to be understood
             | by your audience.
             | 
             | If I know a given wording is widely misunderstood, to the
             | point I'm planning to immediately follow it with a
             | clarification - often that's a sign it's not a very good
             | wording.
             | 
             | There are exceptions, of course - go ahead and say
             | Cephalopods (things like octopuses and squid) if you're a
             | marine biology educator.
        
               | johnisgood wrote:
               | I am pretty sure the term "synergistic" is widely used
               | among laymen as well in the context of supplements and
               | medications.
               | 
               | So yeah, sure, context does matter.
        
           | collingreen wrote:
           | I always avoid synergy and say "bigger than the sum of its
           | parts" or "peanut butter and jelly". Simple language with
           | less baggage.
        
             | alexjplant wrote:
             | ...except for those of us who think that PB&J is a culinary
             | abomination in which case the metaphor disintegrates ;-D
             | (apologies to my mother for having to make me PB-only
             | sandwiches growing up)
             | 
             | I do wonder whether adding chips or bacon to counteract the
             | cloying one-dimensional sweetness of the other ingredients
             | would make me a fan though... chunky natural PB, blackberry
             | jelly, hickory-smoked bacon on ciabatta? Hipster PbB&J
             | might be the ticket.
        
         | hyperman1 wrote:
         | There is also the signalling when a new, truly meaningless
         | fragment pops up. The bigwig says it first, then his direct
         | reports, then their underlings, etc.
         | 
         | So by using such a phrase, underlings signal both how close
         | they are to bigwigs by knowing such a phrase first, and also
         | demonstrate a vote for alignement, by quoting some phrases more
         | and others less. Bigwigs raise status of underlings by
         | repeating and expressing interest in their new phrases.
         | 
         | These phrases come and go in waves. Underlings laughing with
         | them basically signal they are not worthy of attention in the
         | political melee.
        
           | zippyman55 wrote:
           | At my final Job, I jokingly used the word SPITBALL... in no
           | time, everyone was saying.... I'm just spitballing here....
           | So funny.
        
         | sp1nningaway wrote:
         | I think this also explains some of our political climate.
         | Everything the current administration says sounds like
         | gibberish and equivocation to me, but to its intended audience
         | it is a clear communication about wielding power and grift.
         | 
         | Conversely, when someone talks about "decolonizing" a
         | curriculum or "centering" marginalized voices, to me it's a
         | clear statement about who gets to define meaning and whose
         | history counts, but to my Boomer uncle it's incoherent, if not
         | an outright attack.
        
           | oblio wrote:
           | > "decolonizing" a curriculum or "centering" marginalized
           | voices
           | 
           | Can you expand on this?
        
             | sp1nningaway wrote:
             | Those are just examples of academic/progressive jargon that
             | I hear often in the Bay Area and in progressive circles.
             | "Decolonizing," could mean for instance changing world
             | history curriculum to cover non-western civilizations.
             | "Centering" seems like maybe it just means focusing on, but
             | there is a whole academic apparatus for designing
             | curriculum around say, indigenous practices, and centering
             | is the word used for that entire concept, which includes
             | specific techniques.
             | 
             | I think to get the full meaning of both, you'd need to be
             | fairly steeped in a world that uses those words all the
             | time AND it is often used to identify people who "get it"
             | from those who don't.
        
           | g3f32r wrote:
           | > to my Boomer uncle it's incoherent, if not an outright
           | attack.
           | 
           | These are separate things. If he's interpreting it as an
           | outright attack, he _is_ hearing it correctly. But
           | incoherence would imply he's _not_ hearing the coded language
           | in it's true meaning.
        
           | red-iron-pine wrote:
           | > The Russian language has two different words for what most
           | European languages would describe as lies. One is lozh
           | (lozh'), best translated into what we consider to be a lie;
           | something that is the opposite of the truth. There is also
           | vranyo (vran'io). Vranyo is more than a simple lie. It is
           | described as: 'You know I'm lying, and I know that you know,
           | and you know that I know that you know, but I go ahead with a
           | straight face, and you nod seriously and take notes.'
           | 
           | Trump is taking a lesson from Putin. Social media makes this
           | extra easy, as you can bury criticism with a hoard of what-
           | aboutism-bots, redirected arguments, and straight up BS.
           | 
           | see also: https://militairespectator.nl/artikelen/vranyo
        
             | wisty wrote:
             | Yes I too have seen the 2022 Perun video where an
             | Australian Youtuber gives a lesson on Russian linguisics,
             | but I'm not certain he's right.
             | 
             | English also has more than one words for lies - lies,
             | falsehoods, fibs, bs, prevarication.
             | 
             | Yeah sometimes we know stuff is a load of crap at work, but
             | we gotta humour the process. Maybe it's 10x as bad in
             | Russia. But I've seen little independent evidence those
             | words Perun used mean completely different things, I think
             | he's just accidently exhaggerating a possible bit of
             | nuance.
        
         | wnevets wrote:
         | > I think, to have an in-group signalling their strategies
         | using coded language.
         | 
         | Is it like when an executive or politician "retires" to spend
         | more time with their friends & family?
        
         | nostrademons wrote:
         | > A senior manager on reviewing a proposal asks them to
         | synergize with existing efforts: Your work is redundant you're
         | wasting your time.
         | 
         | > A senior director talks about better alignment of their
         | various depts: We need to cut fat and merge, start identifying
         | your bad players
         | 
         | In my experience neither one of those are automatically a sign
         | of impending layoffs. Rather, it's an executive doing their job
         | (getting the organization moving in one direction) in the
         | laziest way possible: by telling their directs to work out what
         | that direction is amongst themselves and come back with a
         | concrete proposal for review that they all agree on. The exec
         | can then rubber-stamp it without seriously diving into the
         | details, knowing that everyone relevant has had a hand in
         | crafting the plan. And if it turns out those details are wrong,
         | there's a ready fall guy to take the blame and save the exec's
         | job, because _they_ weren 't the one who came up with it.
         | 
         | Interestingly, this is also the most efficient way for the
         | organization to work. The executive is usually the least
         | informed person in the organization; you most definitely do not
         | want them coming up with a plan. Instead, you want the plan to
         | come from the people who will be most affected, and who
         | actually do know the details.
         | 
         | If the managers in question cannot agree or come up with a bad
         | plan, _then_ it 's usually time for layoffs. A lot of this
         | comes down to the manager having an intuitive sense of what the
         | exec really wants, though, as well as good relationships and
         | trust with their peers to align on a plan. The managers who
         | usually navigate this most poorly (and get their whole team
         | laid off in the process) are those who came from being a
         | stellar IC and are still too thick in the details to
         | compromise, the Clueless on the Gervais hierarchy.
        
       | bitwize wrote:
       | Corporate speak, as satirized in the Weird Al hit "Mission
       | Statement", actually serves an important social function. It
       | signals "I'm one of you, the business class, I will align my
       | goals with those of the organization."
       | 
       | It's like that phenomenon of, you have these British people,
       | Hyacinth Bucket types. They want to be seen as upper class when
       | they're not. So they speak in an overly polite register that they
       | think makes them sound upper class. Actual aristocrats, by
       | contrast, speak rather plainly amongst each other. They know
       | where they are in society, and they know that everyone else who
       | matters also knows.
       | 
       | Similarly, the people who speak of operationalizing new
       | strategies and leveraging core competencies are trying to sound
       | impressive to those below, and like good little do bees to those
       | above. The people who lead an organization to success speak in
       | terms of the actual problems they encounter and the real things
       | that need to be done to solve them.
        
       | 0ckpuppet wrote:
       | this is a roadmap for the conniving lickspittles. Paired with the
       | 48 laws of Power (and weak leadership), it's a winner.
        
       | 2b3a51 wrote:
       | No love for Erving Goffman here at all?
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Presentation_of_Self_in_Ev...
        
       | loganc2342 wrote:
       | > To test this, he created a "corporate bullshit generator" that
       | churns out meaningless but impressive-sounding sentences like,
       | "We will actualize a renewed level of cradle-to-grave
       | credentialing" and "By getting our friends in the tent with our
       | best practices, we will pressure-test a renewed level of adaptive
       | coherence."
       | 
       | So you're saying people who thought randomly-generated,
       | meaningless sentences sound smart aren't themselves smart? Who
       | would've thought.
        
       | elzbardico wrote:
       | In related news, water is wet and cats usually don't seem to feel
       | confortable when sprayed with it.
        
       | tantaman wrote:
       | This has been proven out again and again in my experience. Going
       | as far back as being a student advisor in college. Any time I
       | would run into someone using these words (in advising sessions,
       | interviews, casual conversation), the speaker had no further
       | depth when pressed on the topic they were trying to wave at.
        
       | excalibur wrote:
       | > Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like
       | "synergistic leadership," or "growth-hacking paradigms" may
       | struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study
       | reveals.
       | 
       | Hey, I find that type of lingo nauseating, and I _still_ struggle
       | with practical decision-making.
        
       | semiinfinitely wrote:
       | deloitte
        
       | xg15 wrote:
       | > _"By getting our friends in the tent with our best practices,
       | we will pressure-test a renewed level of adaptive coherence."_
       | 
       | That's what she said.
        
       | hmokiguess wrote:
       | Reminds me of how a Plumbus is made
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWMGd_rzRdY
        
       | dasil003 wrote:
       | I feel like this study is very naive about how corporate status
       | and power works. Consider this part:
       | 
       | > _Employees who are more likely to fall for corporate bullshit
       | may help elevate the types of dysfunctional leaders who are more
       | likely to use it_
       | 
       | The rank and file don't elevate leaders, it's decided by higher-
       | ups, and the higher you go the more they care about actual non-
       | bullshit results. Where bullshit thrives is because higher level
       | business strategy is actually hard and ambiguous, so there's a
       | continuum of bullshit where you are expected to at least say
       | credible things, but it's couched in bullshit terminology to
       | broaden the range of success they can claim, and leave room and
       | plausable deniability for failures. Strong leaders are keenly
       | aware of this nuance, and therefore leaders are judged on
       | reputation and outcomes over time, because any given thing they
       | say may be wrong, but the track record is undeniable. This is why
       | you never hear a bad word about leaders while they are there,
       | they are just fired (or more likely "resign") one day seemingly
       | out of the blue.
       | 
       | What this article misses is that to survive in a corporate
       | environment everyone needs to put up and nod along to bullshit.
       | Most of the time whether it's right or wrong and the level of
       | bullshit doesn't really matter to most of the employees, they're
       | just incentivized to play along and not express negativity.
       | Within the rank and file, obviously some are more susceptible to
       | bullshit than others, but I don't think this study necessarily
       | gets at that, as a lot of people will act agreeable just to
       | survive in corporate life, and their disposition will be largely
       | independent of their true understanding and feelings about
       | whatever bullshit they are presented with day to day.
        
       | Illniyar wrote:
       | I hate these studies. They make such bold claims and then when
       | you dig deeper they basically gave a few students some
       | questionuerre with leading questions and then claim they figured
       | out how people work.
        
       | garethsprice wrote:
       | The headline says these workers "might be bad at their jobs," but
       | considered in the context of Graeber's "Bullshit Jobs" thesis -
       | that a huge chunk of white-collar work is pointless make-work for
       | surplus labor - then in a hierarchy that rewards BS-fluency
       | (which Littrell speculates), they are actually _good_ at their
       | jobs.
       | 
       | The study measures analytic thinking as a proxy for performance,
       | but that is only the right metric if the organization rewards
       | individuals on the basis of their ability to make good decisions.
       | Which anyone who has spent time in a corporate setting will know
       | is often far from the route to success in such a setting,
       | regardless of what the organization would say.
       | 
       | If your role has no concrete output and your organization rewards
       | BS-fluency, you need a jargon that performs productivity without
       | being too specific - so this argot isn't useless, it maintains a
       | hierarchy that the BS-fluent can be promoted through. Not so much
       | a rising tide but a blocked toilet backing up through the org
       | chart. And BS-receptive workers are more satisfied with their
       | jobs, because by their organization's actual values (versus
       | whatever might be written in the mission statement), they're
       | succeeding.
       | 
       | The BS-intolerant and analytically competent are less satisfied
       | because they're the ones running into the blockers that the BS is
       | covering for - or working through them only to discover that
       | there's no tangible work to do under all the jargon.
       | 
       | The takeaway for me is: if you're interviewing somewhere and the
       | hiring manager starts talking about "actualizing synergistic
       | paradigms" instead of telling you concretely what the team
       | shipped last quarter, it is likely one of those organizations.
       | Places that can tell you plainly what they do are the places
       | where your work will matter.
        
       | drob518 wrote:
       | So, it wasn't my imagination.
        
       | johnisgood wrote:
       | What does it mean to be "impressed" by such terms?
        
       | beepbooptheory wrote:
       | Cf.
       | https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374721237/whattechcallsth...
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | Corporate jargon is a relatively recent development in business
       | history.[1] It wasn't seen much until the 1950s and 1960s, when
       | "organization development" and management consulting became an
       | industry. Peter Drucker seems to have popularized it in the
       | 1980s.
       | 
       | Then came PowerPoint.
       | 
       | Before that it was more of a political and religious style of
       | communication. In those areas, speeches and texts designed to be
       | popular but not commit to much dominate. Religious texts are
       | notorious for their ambiguity.
       | 
       | The point seems to be to express authority without taking
       | responsibility.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.rivier.edu/academics/blog-posts/circling-back-
       | on...
        
         | pessimizer wrote:
         | I absolutely think that this is the result of the chaotic
         | formation of a bizarre American religion (that is largely
         | universal among the world's "middle class" now.) It's Silva
         | Mind Control -> Leadership Dynamics -> Holiday Magic,
         | Scientology, Large Group Awareness Training (as you can still
         | see in the Landmark Forum), Synanon, etc.; mixed up in a pot
         | with hippie language/consciousness raising, 70s-80s spiritual
         | self-help Carlos Castaneda and Jane Roberts/Seth neo-
         | Spiritualism; all banged in with garbled Cybernetics, RAND
         | corporation papers, military operations jargon and the 70s-80s
         | obsession with personal physical fitness and orthorexia.
         | 
         | In the end, you just have this universal language to justify
         | and excuse power and blame victims for being weak enough to be
         | victimized. Powerful people move with the energy flow and
         | direct it, and weak people move against it, twist it, and are
         | twisted by it. Mastery of this makes money and happiness flow
         | towards you, and resistance to it makes money and happiness
         | flow away from you.
         | 
         | Very convenient moral calculus for people who inherited money
         | and hand it to people who do what they say. Convenient
         | justification to do anything that pays, no matter how corrupt
         | and harmful. _If it were really harmful, it wouldn 't pay in
         | the end._ And isn't everything harmful, in a way, to some
         | extent?
         | 
         | In the 80s, you start to see books laying out fairly incoherent
         | systems for total personal, business and societal organization,
         | but the premises are really drawn from all of the previous
         | nonsense. It's easy to say it's stupid, but leading into this
         | time (and dying during this time along with its practitioners)
         | the overwhelmingly dominant psychological theory was the
         | cynical word salad of _Freudian psychoanalysis._ This stuff was
         | honestly more based in the real world.
         | 
         | > Before that it was more of a political and religious style of
         | communication.
         | 
         | This is the time when the terminology was finally settling.
         | There was to be a new priesthood of consultants. Tbh, I don't
         | think that it's designed to be popular, it's designed to supply
         | language to justify predatory acts. This was also the rise of
         | the "think tank," which came to dominate society through
         | writing laws and supplying the language to help politicians
         | deliver for their donors.
         | 
         | I still think that the real harm was done by the popularization
         | of Freud, training the public to speak about the real world in
         | speculative, scientistic, psychological terms. This sort of
         | management language just washes over people trained not to ever
         | verify their theory-theories against any sort of real outcomes
         | (i.e. Freud), other than the post hoc justification of wealth.
         | 
         | My father went into "organizational development" in the
         | late-80s at Allstate Insurance. Bringing this all full-circle,
         | it turned out he was also being trained in crypto-Scientology:
         | https://www.lermanet.com/scientologynews/allstate2.html
         | 
         | Sorry about the rant, it might come off as word salad. I wish
         | it was.
        
       | LowLevelKernel wrote:
       | Doesn't your brain tune out those words?
        
       | bell-cot wrote:
       | I'd view it as cargo cult competence. If we can just repeat the
       | buzzwords and phrases enough times, with enough zeal, then
       | everything will work out great.
        
       | aljgz wrote:
       | Seems to be hugged to death. Link from The Wayback Machine:
       | 
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20260302211051/https://news.corn...
        
       | blobbers wrote:
       | Based on how they conducted the test: - used an IQ / analytical
       | test - correlated that to whether people cared about flowery
       | language
       | 
       | Generally speaking, analytical people care more about numbers
       | than words, so isn't this more of an 'expected result'?
        
       | sleight42 wrote:
       | One word: Retroencabulator.
        
         | VorpalWay wrote:
         | That is done in jest though (technobabel is also used in scifi
         | of the softer variety of course, Star Trek is infamous for it).
         | 
         | Corporate speak is unfortunately used seriously by some people,
         | not just in Dilbert and similar.
        
       | jackbravo wrote:
       | The Simpsons helped popularize this theory:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk8grGedzAw
        
       | knights_gambit wrote:
       | I read the article and thought it was referring to combining
       | paradigms from different fields to create synergistic effects and
       | was disheartened to hear that wasn't a useful thing to do.
        
       | didgetmaster wrote:
       | I always thought one of the best promises of AI was to be able to
       | feed it a 'jargon heavy' document (business contract, corporate
       | policy, congressional bill, etc.), and have it spit out the real
       | meaning in plain language.
       | 
       | "Don't sign this because you are screwed if x, y, or z happens!"
       | would be a good summation in many cases.
       | 
       | Has anyone had much success with this kind of AI interaction?
        
         | ryukoposting wrote:
         | I've generally found it better at doing the opposite: taking
         | readable, concrete terms and obfuscating them into LinkedInish.
        
         | nitwit005 wrote:
         | In this study it was randomly generated phrases.
        
       | chadcmulligan wrote:
       | My daughter did a high school IT class, she had to do a
       | presentation, I told her to say synergy a few times. The teacher
       | raved about her presentation, best marks she ever got, its both
       | funny and sad.
        
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