[HN Gopher] We installed a single turnstile to feel secure
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       We installed a single turnstile to feel secure
        
       Author : firefoxd
       Score  : 245 points
       Date   : 2026-02-22 21:07 UTC (2 days ago)
        
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       | CoffeeOnWrite wrote:
       | Allegations of security theater should start with discussing the
       | threat model. This is just somebody complaining about a crappy
       | key card system.
        
         | ableal wrote:
         | To be fair, he was pointing out that the invisible "credentials
         | in cookies" issue was much harder to get fixed:
         | 
         |  _The turnstiles were visible. They were expensive. They
         | disrupted everyone 's day and made headlines in company-wide
         | emails. Management could point to them and say that we're
         | taking security seriously. Meanwhile, thousands of employees
         | had their Jira credentials stored in cookies. A vulnerability
         | that could expose our entire project management system. But
         | that fix required documentation, vendor approval, a month of
         | convincing people it mattered. A whole lot of begging._
        
           | CoffeeOnWrite wrote:
           | Again, not security theater. Signs of general dysfunction
           | yes. Embarrassing. Fun to tease about for sure.
           | 
           | Aside: the more times I re-read the article the more annoyed
           | I am with the self-righteous tone. It feels like the author
           | is mimicking the style of legendary Usenet posts, but the
           | story just isn't that interesting and the writing not that
           | witty, it falls flat.
        
             | mcbits wrote:
             | The writing is clearly AI-generated or at least AI-
             | assisted, so I think it's safe to assume it's also a work
             | of fiction.
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | I'll take your word for that. I don't know how to tell.
               | But I did notice that the writing was conspicuously
               | terrible throughout. Entire sentences make no sense, such
               | as "I'd slip in suspiciously while they contemplated the
               | email that clearly said not to let anyone in with your
               | own card."
        
               | mcbits wrote:
               | The last two paragraphs are mainly what stood out. I've
               | spent hours trying to get LLMs to stop writing like that.
               | It's hard because you can't just say things like "don't
               | write lists of three items" because sometimes you want a
               | list of three items. The rest of the text could be
               | written by a person as it's kind of disjointed, but that
               | could also be the result of trying to prompt out the AI-
               | isms.
        
               | Rapzid wrote:
               | Turnstiles aren't theater and Redis doesn't make password
               | storage secure so the entire thing seems a little el-el-
               | emish..
               | 
               | But what about that sentence does that not make sense?
               | They are describing tailgating..
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | It doesn't make sense as a whole. But, for example, what
               | was he suspicious of?
        
               | Rapzid wrote:
               | "I'd slip in suspiciously" means the "slipping in" was
               | suspicious.
        
               | leephillips wrote:
               | You sure? I wasn't.
               | 
               | "John regarded Mary suspiciously"
               | 
               | "Sharon suspected her husband of cheating. She looked
               | through his emails suspiciously."
        
               | tczMUFlmoNk wrote:
               | It can mean either. "Suspicious behavior" doesn't mean
               | that the behavior thinks that you've done something
               | wrong.
               | 
               | "She's suspicious" can mean either that I suspect her
               | intentions or that she suspects someone else's
               | intentions.
        
             | summermusic wrote:
             | If it isn't outright fake it's at least embellished. It
             | even has the "and then everyone clapped" line!
        
       | Apreche wrote:
       | I've been to many very large office buildings with turnstile
       | systems, and I have never seen any kind of line, even during the
       | busiest hours. Yes, they are security theater to a large extent,
       | but they do legitimately help to make the elevators run a lot
       | more efficiently.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | I've only worked two places as big as OP described, but you
         | probably see this more when your company leases a third of a
         | floor on a giant office building. Or a floor and a half, or two
         | half floors because it was easier to expand onto the 12th
         | floor.
         | 
         | Elevators do back up, especially when everyone has to scan for
         | their floor. Not like the author suggests, but you can lose a
         | good few minutes a couple times a day that way. It does start
         | some people on an exercise kick of using the stairwell to leave
         | the building. Not great exercise though.
         | 
         | The one place solved this by not building parking garages. Flat
         | parking that went to the horizon. By the time I got to work the
         | spot I parked at was going to be over half a mile from my desk.
         | I bought a grownup scooter with oversized wheels, first day I
         | used it security tracked me down and said those aren't allowed
         | on company property (I had half a mind to use it on the
         | sidewalks around the outside of the property but didn't, since
         | I'd still be carrying the stupid thing into the building). But
         | I spent a lot on that scooter and had no other use for it, so I
         | was mad.
         | 
         | My coworker had convinced me that this was billable hours
         | (court precedent about a factory that had a bad setup for
         | employees to get to the time clock) so I started phoning into
         | standup when I was on site but still eight minutes from my
         | desk.
         | 
         | When you're walking half a mile to the security doors it tends
         | to stagger the arrival times. Which is a feature, if the
         | dumbest one.
        
       | Normal_gaussian wrote:
       | There is nothing here that really tells us the turnstile was
       | security theatre? Or the various key card swipes.
       | 
       | There are many ways to skin a cat; and there are many ways to
       | ensure authenticated / trusted access. If you have site wide
       | security gates, it means you know everyone on site / on a given
       | floor conforms to a given minimal security or trust level, so now
       | you can conduct operations in that area with more freedom. This
       | makes the risk assessments for other actions so much simpler.
       | e.g. Now when the apprentice IT tech leaves the SLT's laptop
       | trolley in the corridor it doesn't trigger a reflash of all of
       | the machines. Or when a key individual misplaces their keyfob
       | (e.g. in the kitchen) it doesn't trigger a lockdown of core
       | systems, because they had it on the way in and its reasonable to
       | trust that nobody stole it.
       | 
       | Obviously the implementation was botched in this case - but "feel
       | secure" and "security theatre" are right as often as they are
       | wrong.
        
         | mikeryan wrote:
         | It also doesn't describe any of the _why_ the additional
         | security measures were put in place. It sounds arbitrary, but
         | could be an insurance or regulatory requirement that the
         | acquiring company needed to meet. Similar for the login issue,
         | it's suboptimal but what constraints caused that solution to be
         | put in place? And why wasn't it fixed?
         | 
         | Sans context there's not a lot to complain about here.
        
         | formerly_proven wrote:
         | Card readers in elevators are theater though. You would need
         | separate vestibules to actually secure entry via elevator.
         | That's why most buildings have those.
        
           | XorNot wrote:
           | Are they? The goal isn't to draw a hard boundary it's to
           | create layered defenses which increase the difficulty and
           | reduce opportunity.
           | 
           | If instead of open access you need to tailgate on a limited
           | set of employees, that increases difficulty considerably and
           | makes the opportunity much less common.
           | 
           | Real security analysis works this way: you don't assume you
           | can build a wall which is never breached.
        
         | kuhaku22 wrote:
         | > Obviously the implementation was botched in this case
         | 
         | The long wait times could easily have been fixed by staggering
         | employee start times. You could even optimize it per
         | building/floor. Sadly, a lot of bureaucrats lack the
         | imagination to do simple stuff like this. (Anyone with a
         | desperate need to have 9 am meetings would just have to suck it
         | up)
        
           | mystifyingpoi wrote:
           | > staggering employee start times
           | 
           | Immediately reminds me of Severance.
        
       | heytakeiteasy wrote:
       | Security theater, perhaps. Don't underestimate the degree to
       | which those turnstiles were intended to serve the purpose of
       | tracking employees' movements.
        
       | knallfrosch wrote:
       | Those turnstiles were inefficient (slowed legitimate users down),
       | but not security theater (they really blocked unauthorized
       | access.)
        
       | hamdingers wrote:
       | I worked at a company that had effectively no physical security
       | during work hours until the _second_ time someone came in during
       | lunch and stole an armload of laptops.
       | 
       | Then we got card readers and a staffed front desk, and discovered
       | our snack budget was too high because people from other companies
       | on other floors were coming to ours for snacks too.
       | 
       | I never felt the office was insecure, except in retrospect once
       | it was actually secure.
        
         | PunchyHamster wrote:
         | How the fuck nobody notices some randoms coming to steal snacks
         | in the first place ?
        
           | mystifyingpoi wrote:
           | I work at a company of ~200 people and I already don't
           | recognize everyone. Seeing an unknown face, I just assume
           | they are from some distant team that I never had to interact
           | with, say hi and move on.
        
           | kjs3 wrote:
           | We have nearly a 1000 people in my building. I don't track
           | every rando that walks by, nor reasonably could I.
        
           | hamdingers wrote:
           | ~400 person company spread across a few floors, but only one
           | kitchen. It wasn't weird for people you didn't recognize to
           | come off the elevator and get snacks to take back to their
           | floor.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | There's a huge difference between a company with its own
           | building, and a company that shares a building in some way
           | with other companies.
           | 
           | Many I've seen have it setup so that if you get past the
           | security guard at the lobby, you effectively had full reign
           | of the entire building, including many companies that
           | wouldn't lock the doors or common areas.
        
           | nkrisc wrote:
           | I worked somewhere with a few hundred employees across 3
           | floors. If someone wearing business casual walked onto our
           | floor I would have no idea if they worked for us or not.
        
         | mikepurvis wrote:
         | What year was that? I was at a startup from 2010 onward and I'm
         | pretty sure we had physical keys until about twelve people and
         | after that it was straight to badges. There was never a time
         | where you could just walk in.
        
           | hamdingers wrote:
           | Late 2010s. We actually did have badges but the doors were
           | only locked outside work hours, so nobody carried them.
           | 
           | The thief had to walk past a security desk in the lobby, take
           | the elevator up to our floor, walk past a front desk to the
           | kitchen, then open a door to get to the office area. Probably
           | sounded like enough layers for whoever was in charge of
           | security at the time, but both desks were frequently
           | unoccupied during lunch.
           | 
           | I know we had cameras too, but I never got updates on the
           | investigation. I suspect it was an employee at one of the
           | other companies in our building.
        
             | mikepurvis wrote:
             | Interesting. I feel like most places still make you badge
             | into the doors during business hours, and even specifically
             | encourage not permitting tailgating, sometimes tied to a
             | purported safety concern around being able to know who is
             | in the building in an emergency... though honestly at most
             | shops I bet no one has any idea how to get a report like
             | "everyone who has badged in in since 6am this morning".
        
         | fxtentacle wrote:
         | I once lived in Singapore for a while and we were all sure that
         | nobody would steal anything anyway, so we just never bothered
         | to lock the doors. (That was also very helpful if you wanted to
         | stop for a quick coffee with a date in the middle of the
         | night.) You could see the MacBooks from the street, but nothing
         | ever went missing. I don't know what exactly it was, but
         | Singapore felt incredibly safe and crime-free.
        
           | ThrowawayTestr wrote:
           | >I don't know what exactly it was, but Singapore felt
           | incredibly safe and crime-free.
           | 
           | The extreme punishments for breaking the law might have
           | something to do with it.
        
             | StopDisinfo910 wrote:
             | I don't think it explains everything.
             | 
             | I think social norms have a lot to do with it. It's like
             | the actual social costs of being the one who broke the
             | social trust is so high it dissuades people.
             | 
             | It worked for me on a lower level. Everyone cut queues and
             | will grab an empty seat if it looks available at a packed
             | restaurant here so I do it too but I never did that when I
             | lived in Singapore because I knew that's not how things
             | work there and people would genuinely be mad at me for
             | doing it.
             | 
             | It's like a self-fulfilling, self-improving environment.
             | Same with Japan and cleanliness.
             | 
             | State provided housing for most and a booming economy with
             | low unemployment must help too.
        
             | wredcoll wrote:
             | > The extreme punishments for breaking the law might have
             | something to do with it.
             | 
             | Historically speaking, this is almost never true. People
             | _constantly_ think the solution is crueler punishments and
             | we have hundreds of years of records of what happens.
        
               | hamdingers wrote:
               | People who commit crimes generally do not think they will
               | be caught and therefore the punishment is of no concern
               | to them. The better way to deter crime[1] is to convince
               | more the public that people who commit crimes are caught.
               | Preferably by actually catching people who commit crimes.
               | 
               | 1. aside from the obviously effective but difficult to
               | implement deterrent of meeting everyone's physical needs
        
           | stevage wrote:
           | Wait, explain the quick coffee bit? You'd let yourself into a
           | random person's house to make coffee?
        
             | landgenoot wrote:
             | I think it's the coffee machine at the office
        
           | jiggawatts wrote:
           | I used to accumulate a pile of change on my desk from buying
           | coffees.
           | 
           | Never got touched across about a hundred different offices
           | around Australia (I'm a consultant).
           | 
           | Except once: the pile was replaced by a $50 note and a hand
           | written apology saying the guilty party needed change for the
           | parking lot machine. I had less than $30 there in coins so...
           | profit!
        
         | 3rodents wrote:
         | Twitch had badged entry and still managed to have a couple of
         | incidents in which people walked in off the street to steal
         | laptops. No snack theft though, thankfully some things are
         | sacred.
        
       | amluto wrote:
       | Turnstiles have a genuine security benefit compared to door and
       | elevator security: convincing people not to let their coworkers
       | in the door or up the elevator is difficult because the actual
       | request ("close the door behind you, this blocking the friendly
       | person trying to go through, so their scan their card") is
       | genuinely obnoxious. But a turnstile really does fundamentally
       | let one person through, even if it's easy to bypass.
        
         | Izkata wrote:
         | And then there's full-body turnstiles. Ugly, but good luck
         | bypassing that.
        
           | TYPE_FASTER wrote:
           | Put on a UPS/FedEx uniform, put somebody in a box, and drop
           | them off at receiving.
        
             | XorNot wrote:
             | So they can die from dehydration while we spend 3 days
             | trying to figure out who ordered the weird coffin sized box
             | no ones coming to claim?
        
       | Liftyee wrote:
       | Lift (elevator) sidenote: there are fancy well designed ones
       | where the turnstile communicates what floor you need to go to to
       | the lift, and a "destination dispatch" system assigns/batches
       | groups of passengers with similar/same destinations to the same
       | lift car to improve efficiency.
        
       | robomartin wrote:
       | Interesting. I have worked in ITAR environments with serious
       | security and have never experienced 30 minute lines at the door.
       | In fact, I can't remember lines at all. Hard to understand what
       | happened here.
       | 
       | Was it really a single turnstile for a building with over 10
       | floors? That's kind of silly, isn't it? Mass transit operations
       | have this figured out. Most recently for me, taking the monorail
       | in Las Vegas for the CES show. No problems for the most part. It
       | would be interesting to know what this company actually
       | installed.
        
         | wildzzz wrote:
         | I don't see how any of this wasn't already a problem. In the
         | story, everyone shows up to the office at the same time, how
         | did they use to work out the elevator issue? This story has a
         | bunch of AI telltales so I doubt it's real anyway.
        
           | TYPE_FASTER wrote:
           | In the story, they implemented table (building) and row
           | (floor) level permissions simultaneously. So you had to swipe
           | into the building, then in the elevator to get the elevator
           | to stop at your floor.
           | 
           | I guess I could see contention possibly happening as
           | described if everybody arrived almost simultaneously and both
           | swiping points had very high latency. But why not keep the
           | door checkpoints armed and disable the elevator swipes? That
           | makes me think it's a contrived example.
        
       | jez wrote:
       | As others have mentioned, it comes down to the threat model, but
       | sometimes the threat model itself is uncomfortable to talk about.
       | 
       | It's sad to think about, but in my recollection a lot of intra-
       | building badge readers went up in response to the 2018 active
       | shooter situation at the YouTube HQ[1]. In cases like this, the
       | threat model is "confine a hostile person to a specific part of
       | the building once they've gotten in while law enforcement
       | arrives," less than preventing someone from coat tailing their
       | way into the building at all.
       | 
       | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16748529
        
         | nine_k wrote:
         | If forced partition of a building were the primary goal, that
         | goal could be achieved without badges. Or, at least, without
         | having to badge into every door. Just have locks on every door
         | that are normally disengaged, but which can be locked remotely
         | and promptly.
         | 
         | (While at it, I once worked on an access control system. It was
         | aeons ago; the system ran under OS/2. We installed it on a
         | factory. It worked well, until we ran it in demo mode under
         | production load, that is, the stream of morning shift turnstile
         | registration events. The DB melted. I solved the problem
         | trivially: I noticed that the DB was installed on a FAT volume
         | for unknown reasons, so I moved it to an HPFS volume, and
         | increased the RAM cache for the disk to maximum. Everything
         | worked without a hitch then.)
        
           | avidiax wrote:
           | This actually exposes how this type of system is just
           | security theater usually.
           | 
           | A shooter can get a badge. Most partitions aren't bulletproof
           | (and probably don't have security film), and a shooter
           | doesn't fear getting a cut on some tempered glass.
           | 
           | The thing that would be effective is 24/7 security monitoring
           | with a building lockdown and reinforced entrances/partitions.
           | Of course, the victims whose badges were disabled during
           | lockdown will sue.
           | 
           | So instead, just install badge readers and say that
           | "something was done".
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | Shooters tend to be mentally ill people who have been
             | pushed too far by a system, trying to burn that system
             | down.
             | 
             | Killing a boss with a keycard that opens everything might
             | not just be possible but also preferable. Fuck you Tom, you
             | made me work through memaw's funeral
        
             | tetha wrote:
             | One uncomfortable, but wise truth is: Actual security is
             | bound to the number of minutes until people with big guns
             | arrive. A lot of other measures just exist to bridge time
             | and limit damages until that happens.
             | 
             | We learned this during a funny situation when a customer
             | sent us the wrong question set for vendors. We were asked
             | to clarify our plans for example for an armed intrusion by
             | an armed, hostile force to seize protected assets from us.
             | After some discussion, we answered the equivalent of "Uh
             | Sir. This is a software company. We would surrender and try
             | to call the cops".
             | 
             | During some laughter from the customer they told us, the
             | only part missing from that answer was the durability
             | rating of our safes and secure storages for assets, of
             | which we had none, because they just had to last until cops
             | or reinforcements arrived. That was a silly day.
        
               | avidiax wrote:
               | > Actual security is bound to the number of minutes until
               | people with big guns arrive
               | 
               | Ask the people of Uvalde, TX about that security model.
        
         | Macha wrote:
         | I doubt these card readers would prevent someone leaving the
         | part of their building they're in, as that's a lesson written
         | in charred corpses and was a foundational aspect of health and
         | safety becoming a thing:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_Shirtwaist_Factory_fi...
         | 
         | In theory it might prevent access to other buildings, but
         | equally often the card readers are around doors of mostly
         | standard glass or near internal windows of the same.
         | 
         | So if that's the motivation, it doesn't seem like a
         | particularly effective mitigation
        
           | mikey_p wrote:
           | Or the Victoria Hall disaster (183 dead), or Cocoanut Grove
           | (492 dead), or The Station Nightclub (100 dead), or The
           | Beverly Hills Supper Club (165 dead), or.....
           | 
           | Also in what world is a badge reader going to contain an
           | armed gunman unless the walls, floors, doors, and windows are
           | also bulletproof??
           | 
           | (Triangle shirtwaist fire resulted in 146 dead)
        
             | XorNot wrote:
             | Theres footage online of a basic security door stopping an
             | armed robber from escaping despite him trying to shoot the
             | lock.
             | 
             | Bullets aren't universal door openers, and shooting your
             | way through one lock doesn't magically unlock the next one.
        
               | mikeyouse wrote:
               | And the bullets and time spent getting through the door
               | are bullets and time that aren't used harming the people
               | behind that door.
        
         | yannyu wrote:
         | If an active shooter is the anticipated threat, how does a
         | turnstile effectively stop that? Many of these turnstiles are
         | specifically meant to allow people through in emergencies, and
         | aren't strong enough to withstand bullets or even a sturdy
         | kick. The elevator restrictions would be a better chokepoint,
         | but as the article noted they didn't turn those back on.
        
           | hinkley wrote:
           | Many turnstiles can be jumped over. In this case it's more
           | about preventing theft and espionage.
           | 
           | I knew someone years and years ago who worked as an assistant
           | to lawyers. The firm had a second office in the state
           | capital, turns out someone was walking in and stealing
           | laptops. I think they had done it three times the last I had
           | heard.
           | 
           | Lawyer laptops going missing is a problem. I don't know how
           | they ended up fixing that.
        
             | fc417fc802 wrote:
             | > Lawyer laptops going missing is a problem.
             | 
             | It shouldn't be. If there was a particular profession that
             | I would expect to properly secure their devices lawyers
             | would be near the top of the list.
        
           | gosub100 wrote:
           | It doesn't effectively stop it, but it forces them to give up
           | some element of surprise. They have to either start the
           | attack or start a trespassing action that will initiate
           | contact with police.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | No, the model there is something bad happened, we must do
         | something. This is something, so we will do it.
         | 
         | I'm not saying that to diminish the value of the actual
         | solution, but what the people want is literally something to
         | make them feel better about a situation that is mostly out of
         | their control.
         | 
         | Someone showed up to their workplace with a fucking gun. And
         | now they have to go there every day, and hope it doesn't happen
         | again. They want and need the theater.
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | This is exactly it - most "security" isn't really built
           | around actual threat models, nor is it ever verified. IT
           | security is perhaps the weirdest in the world in that the
           | security of your web server will be constantly probed, whilst
           | your front door could go your entire lifetime and never be
           | probed once.
           | 
           | Where people actually _care_ about physical security, they
           | develop things that do actually _work_ ; and often are so
           | unobtrusive you never realize they're there.
           | 
           | Security _theater_ necessitates that it be showy and in your
           | face.
        
             | XorNot wrote:
             | Except a decent part of security is literally just
             | deterrence.
             | 
             | Will my front door stop someone robbing my house if they
             | want to? No: I have sidelight windows you could just smash
             | them and come through.
             | 
             | But the one time a house I was in got robbed, it was
             | because we left the front door open and went out.
             | 
             | Which is odd if you think about it right? Statistically an
             | open front door rather implies someone is home, not away so
             | it's a terrible targeting priority - but our house was
             | targeted and not say, our neighbors who also wouldn't have
             | been home that day.
             | 
             | People are quick to claim security theater, talk about
             | threat models, but equally ignore them anyway.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | The "I don't have to run faster than the bear; just
               | faster than you".
        
         | MrJobbo wrote:
         | Hand out weapons to the workers?
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | Places that _really do_ care about security do exactly that.
           | Military bases routinely prohibit on-duty soldiers from
           | carrying arms - except the guards at the gate and the
           | military police.
        
       | nine_k wrote:
       | This text is another reminder about the fact that as
       | organizations grow, they become more and more dysfunctional. They
       | function despite that, because the economies of scale are
       | apparently still larger than the loss of functionality due to the
       | increased size.
       | 
       | Humans' most important achievement is the ability to create
       | structures larger than the Dunbar number. But this is not
       | achieved for free.
       | 
       | (And this is another reason why I strive to work at startups more
       | than at huge corporations.)
        
       | Scubabear68 wrote:
       | Many years ago I was doing due diligence on a point of sale
       | hardware company, I had to head up to an acquisition they had
       | done. People bitched and moaned about the level of physical
       | security added, and when I asked them why they were so upset,
       | they told me to go to the loading dock in the back.
       | 
       | The loading dock was kept completely open "because it's hot and
       | we don't have A/C back here!".
        
       | chihuahua wrote:
       | Amazon is pretty serious about physical access security. Even
       | back in 2002, you had to scan your badge while a security guard
       | watches, to check if you are the same person as the badge
       | picture.
       | 
       | The same guard also checked if your dog was registered (I think
       | my dog got a badge with his picture, although I think that was
       | just for fun, and not functional)
       | 
       | And no easy ability to enter through side doors - you couldn't
       | open a side door with your badge. At the time, you could still
       | lurk outside a side door until someone else opens the door to
       | exit. Eventually (11 years later) they locked all the side doors
       | because they noticed people doing this sort of thing.
       | 
       | More recently, I think you have to scan your badge to leave so
       | they can even track how long you're in the building, and know
       | when you're supposed to work on site but you were there only long
       | enough to have a coffee and then went home to continue working
       | from home. This last part is second-hand knowledge since I
       | haven't work there in a long time.
        
         | xvedejas wrote:
         | > they locked all the side doors
         | 
         | And this didn't get them in trouble with the fire marshal?
        
           | malfist wrote:
           | Amazon employees can just use all the ...water... bottles
           | they keep around their workstation to put out the fires.
        
             | kuhaku22 wrote:
             | > Additionally, the weapon is not limited to offensive use,
             | as it can be used to extinguish afterburn on oneself and
             | teammates
             | 
             | https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jarate
        
           | amethyst wrote:
           | If it's anything like Facebook, the side entrances (which
           | always had guards sitting by them anyways) were all converted
           | to alarmed fire exits. So the fire marshal would still be
           | happy, but it was far less convenient for employees.
        
           | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
           | Instead of locking they could alarm when opened. Slap a big
           | "Emergency exit only, alarm will sound" sticker on it & link
           | it into the pull alarm system. Treat opening the door without
           | an emergency the same as pulling a fire alarm without an
           | emergency.
        
         | dheera wrote:
         | I won't miss the days I had to take a full day of meetings from
         | my car in the Amazon parking lot because there weren't enough
         | meeting rooms onsite, but the badge swipes at the main entrance
         | in-between meetings were needed to not be labeled as an
         | "inconsistent badger".
         | 
         | It was laughable how much effort and money Amazon invested into
         | badge tracking and enforcement instead of directing funds at
         | making the office a nice place that people would want to spend
         | time in and an efficient place to get work done.
        
       | class3shock wrote:
       | This is the opposite of security theater. It was an apparently an
       | implementation of security with issues but restricting physical
       | access, both for people and vehicles, is absolutely a real
       | improvement to security.
        
       | jacquesm wrote:
       | Funny. We had a security guard that had memorized all the faces
       | of the employees. If he knew you he'd buzz you through. If he
       | didn't know you you'd have to be vouched for by someone that he
       | did know or by showing your credentials. By day #3 he'd know you,
       | and he also somehow knew when you were no longer with the
       | company.
       | 
       | There never was a line and there were 1400 people in those
       | buildings.
       | 
       | I never realized how incredibly that guy's contribution was but
       | this story made it perfectly clear.
       | 
       | Also, I don't actually buy the story as related here. It would
       | seem to me that within minutes of that queue building up the
       | turnstiles + card system would be disabled because something
       | clearly was not working.
        
         | hughw wrote:
         | Also... three buildings with 13 storeys? With all the trouble
         | builders go to to avoid 13th floors.
        
       | CydeWeys wrote:
       | I'm not really sure what the point of this article is. Yes,
       | obviously, you need to implement systems that are secure and
       | performant so that you don't get a backed-up line of people
       | waiting an hour just to get into the office in the morning. But
       | that's a notably flawed rollout; millions of employees go into
       | badge-in-required offices every day without issue. And it's kind
       | of hard to imagine running a large office while lacking such
       | basic physical security as "keep unauthorized people out of the
       | building". Having electronic badges and readers is table stakes.
        
         | SiempreViernes wrote:
         | Yeah, it got very strong "hello, I'm from the internet and this
         | meatspace thing you are doing is _wrong_ " vibes.
        
         | Rapzid wrote:
         | I thought the point is store your passwords in Redis because
         | it's WebSecure.
        
       | mdavid626 wrote:
       | I feel the same way. Once I worked with junior developer, who was
       | really eager to develop stuff. He was tasked to create a
       | development environment, where we can tests features. Nothing
       | fancy, just some scripts and simple containers.
       | 
       | He used copies of the production database, but forgot to set the
       | admin password. The machine in ec2, public on the internet.
       | 
       | It was fixed few weeks later. But the connection still doesn't
       | use SSL, sends passwords plain text.
       | 
       | Yeah, he doesn't really like criticism about his work...
       | 
       | I always think about the phrase:
       | 
       | "Security is our highest priority"
       | 
       | Sure.
        
       | firefoxd wrote:
       | Author here. I posted this on Sunday for a light read, but I
       | guess it got traction today.
       | 
       | Based on the comments I see here, I think the focus is going on
       | the turnstiles just as it did when I worked there. While the
       | cookie credentials are pushed aside. I think that's the security
       | theater. We are worried about supposed active shooters, different
       | physical threats while a backdoor to the company is left wide
       | open. The turnstiles are not useless, they give an active record
       | of who is in the building, and stop unauthorized people. But they
       | also give so much comfort that we neglect the other types of
       | threats.
        
         | horeszko wrote:
         | Perhaps part of the problem is that an active shooter is easy
         | to visualize and understand whereas unsecured credentials
         | stored in cookies are an abstract and difficult to visualize
         | problem for management.
         | 
         | Furthermore, turnstiles are easy to promote and take credit
         | for. Secure web authentication would have to be explained to
         | and understood by the boss's boss before credit for it could be
         | claimed.
         | 
         | I suspect it's these aspects of organizational reality that
         | results in security theater.
        
           | margalabargala wrote:
           | I think it has less to do with ease of visualization and more
           | to do with priority of consequences.
           | 
           | Do a poll of whether people would prefer that a mass shooting
           | or a mass data breach occur at their place of work while they
           | are there. I bet I know which one wins.
        
         | kristianp wrote:
         | The majority of commenters don't actually read the article, or
         | at least not the whole thing.
        
         | gosub100 wrote:
         | I don't think you could take over the company with a jira
         | token. Another factor for consideration with turnstiles is
         | disability access and fire egress. Those are covered by
         | building code but since this is a parable, it's worth noting
         | that physical security has often caused tragic stampedes that
         | have killed many.
        
         | latexr wrote:
         | > Based on the comments I see here, I think the focus is going
         | on the turnstiles just as it did when I worked there.
         | 
         | You titled the piece after the turnstiles and spent the
         | overwhelming majority of the post talking about them (and
         | surrounding physical features). The Jira ticket felt secondary,
         | and when it was introduced in the middle of the post I was
         | genuinely confused, thinking why the heck the card system was
         | contacting Jira.
         | 
         | People reading your writing are going to focus on whatever you
         | did when you wrote it. The turnstiles read like the important
         | part.
        
           | margalabargala wrote:
           | The part about Jira is important because it highlights that
           | while the company _claims_ to take security seriously, they
           | in fact do not take it seriously.
           | 
           | The incompetence of the turnstiles makes it a good focus for
           | the story while the juxtaposition of the turnstiles with Jira
           | exposes the company's hypocrisy.
        
             | glitchcrab wrote:
             | I believe like that was the intent, but the (very few)
             | mentions of Jira feel like a bit of a non sequitur; they
             | don't belong.
        
         | compass_copium wrote:
         | I care a lot more about my life (or my car's catalytic
         | converter, which was stolen off my car in my work parking lot
         | before they inatalled a gate for the lot) than any of my work-
         | related IT credentials. Health and safety threats are a much
         | bigger deal to people than nebulous, difficult to exploit
         | threats to IP.
        
           | angry_octet wrote:
           | Except the turnstiles and swipe cards do almost nothing
           | against an active shooter situation.
           | 
           | But missing in this discussion is a risk and consequence
           | analysis. If the risk is armed attackers, do something that
           | targets that. For physical theft, target that. Likewise IT
           | risks. The core problem is that risks were not being
           | identified (systematically or in response to expert feedback)
           | and prioritised.
           | 
           | Incidentally, the solution to car park access is ALPRs, and
           | the solution to most of the physical security is solid core
           | doors at the workgroup level with EACS swipe and surveillance
           | cameras there, and at the front desk have face level 4k video
           | surveillance. With an on duty guard to resolve issues with
           | access.
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | I was disappointed by the lack of photo of the single
         | turnstile.
        
         | anigbrowl wrote:
         | You're right, but the consequences of different security
         | failure are different, no?
        
       | OutOfHere wrote:
       | If you as an employer are not doing physical engineering or
       | working with large or unsafe physical objects, you don't need an
       | office, period. For computer work alone, you don't need an office
       | at all. If you fix the "office theater", the physical security
       | problems disappear.
        
       | ARandomerDude wrote:
       | Whenever I see this in practice I always think a determined
       | killer would clearly know not to attack the "secure" building.
       | Rather, attack the densely-packed line of people waiting to swipe
       | their badges.
       | 
       | Unnervingly, this usually occurs to me when I'm waiting patiently
       | in the densely packed line of fellow targets.
        
       | mikestew wrote:
       | Bad implementations do not "security theater" make. When I did
       | some work for a large coffee company, they had turnstiles at
       | their building entrances, and I don't remember any lines in the
       | morning. The scan/auth/enter process went about as fast as if
       | there was no turnstile.
       | 
       | I remember when I started at Microsoft decades ago that there
       | were still "old-timers" who were pissy about having to use card
       | keys to enter the building. With that attitude, man, did that
       | ever explain Microsoft application and OS security in the early
       | 2000s.
        
       | alexchamberlain wrote:
       | I'm not going to comment on the security implications of either
       | situation, but is there a companion piece by the facilities team
       | complaining about the amount of paperwork required to install
       | turnstiles only for a software engineer to come along and lock
       | them out of Jira on a whim?
        
       | ryanjshaw wrote:
       | Could have been worse. Anybody remember that story where the
       | keycard readers would randomly work and eventually it was
       | discovered the log file had grown huge and was being appended by
       | reading the whole thing into memory over the network, appending
       | the line, and writing the whole thing back out again, thus
       | creating what the random pattern because I guess it would
       | sometimes time out?
        
       | jp57 wrote:
       | Am I the only one who finds this post weird because this is a
       | solved problem? I've worked for 18 years at companies where
       | everyone had to badge into every building. There have never been
       | lines of people waiting to get in. Once I worked in a 12-story
       | building. Of course, the badging wasn't in the elevators: the
       | elevator lobbies on each floor had doors with badge readers.
       | 
       | The feel of the piece is that the entire effort was misguided,
       | when the real story seems to be, "My company was somehow unable
       | to implement something that every other company does easily."
        
       | arjie wrote:
       | Electronic audit trail makes SOC2 report easier for auditors. You
       | can use paper trail instead, but electronics makes it easier. Few
       | things in the world are required, but some of these compliance
       | things are 'viral' in that if you're a vendor to a guy who needs
       | compliance you need to practice the standards as well.
       | 
       | Besides, visibility is sufficient as a deterrent. Back in India,
       | there'd be a big difference between leaving an old man in a chair
       | in front of the shop and having exactly zero people in front of
       | the shop. There are classes of people you deter with the former
       | who will not be deterred by the latter. The old man is not
       | 'security' - anyone motivated can shut him up without much
       | effort. And yet his presence works.
        
       | jiggawatts wrote:
       | _"If the security is not in your face, then it's not sufficiently
       | theatre!"_
       | 
       | That's a quote I tell security people in jest when they suggest
       | yet another door literally or figuratively slamming in someone's
       | face to _let them know_ that there is a security procedure in
       | place.
       | 
       | Seriously though, "security" is an overloaded word used for two
       | unrelated business goals:
       | 
       | 1. Having security.
       | 
       | 2. Appearing to have security.
       | 
       | The latter is strongly preferred by management that just wants
       | someone else or something else to blame.
       | 
       | To reiterate: this isn't an error! It's done on purpose.
        
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