[HN Gopher] Parental controls aren't for parents
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       Parental controls aren't for parents
        
       Author : beasthacker
       Score  : 321 points
       Date   : 2026-01-02 13:42 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
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       | GaryBluto wrote:
       | It says, on the Gabb app directory the author linked,
       | "Communication with Strangers" in a warning bubble directly below
       | the "GroupMe" listing title. Not to forget the giant box saying
       | "However, some apps allow user-shared content or access to mature
       | material. Apps enabling contact with strangers also pose risks.
       | Families should discuss app usage regularly." right below the app
       | search bar.
       | 
       | Regarding the games console, his problem seems to mainly be the
       | two conflicting account systems offered by two separate vendors,
       | not the parental controls themselves (although I agree the
       | situation in that circumstance is unfortunate). A quick Google
       | search also directed me to an easy step by step guide to doing
       | many of the things (such as the restriction of purchases and free
       | downloads on the Nintendo game store) that he claimed to be
       | impossible.[2]
       | 
       | This is written in a very dramatic manner*, especially with the
       | whole "You're supposed to be so beaten down, so utterly depleted
       | of will, that you just cave. You sign up for Nintendo Online. You
       | disable a bunch of parental controls you don't really understand.
       | You let your kid play his damn game. You become the ideal
       | customer." paragraph, that it feels almost like it's purely
       | written to goad legislation.
       | 
       | [1] https://gabb.com/app-guide/
       | 
       | [2] https://industrywired.com/gaming/how-to-set-up-parental-
       | cont...
       | 
       | * I _do_ empathize with his situation, but much of it seems to be
       | brought upon by his own ignorance and unwillingness to research.
        
         | whythough1234 wrote:
         | Beasthacker is a hilarious identity to assume for someone so
         | keen on using tech that does the parenting for them.
        
           | rolymath wrote:
           | Hardly a comment worth singing up to HN to post.
        
       | zaphar wrote:
       | I don't know if this works for anyone other than our family but
       | when we were raising our kids we solved this by the simple of
       | expedient that gaming and computer use was done with us as
       | parents present. Full stop.
       | 
       | It was not a solo activity for our kids. We could directly view
       | everything they were doing online the entire time.
        
         | GuestFAUniverse wrote:
         | Congratulations that you had that luxury.
         | 
         | Sounds barely realistic, when school are using iPads, education
         | is one URL away from entertainment crack and parental controls
         | on iOS are a joke.
        
           | zaphar wrote:
           | I'm sorry you feel like it's out of reach of so many. We
           | definitely had to sacrifice a number of things to make it
           | happen. It's not like it was necessarily easy. Unless you are
           | in the unfortunate position of being an only parent this can
           | be an area where you have choice. You can:
           | 
           | 1. Ask your school to change their policies. Coordinate with
           | other parents. Make it clear to the school that if they don't
           | start to enforce these policies then you will hold the school
           | directly responsible for any harm that comes to your child in
           | the environment they create.
           | 
           | 2. Pick different schools. (Home School, Private school) if
           | you can afford it. Charter schools may be an option.
           | 
           | Both of these require sacrifice on your part and neither are
           | easy. But no one should ever think parenting is easy.
        
         | miroljub wrote:
         | And then, we pretend we are surprised why the majority of
         | adults don't care about privacy.
         | 
         | Why would they? They grew up being 100% controlled with 0
         | privacy. They don't even know it doesn't have to be like that.
         | Then, it was their parents violating their privacy, now it's
         | government and corporations.
        
           | zaphar wrote:
           | A five year old is not prepared to engage online with
           | privacy. They have not had the necessary training yet. They
           | will not get that training unless you are there to show them
           | how to negotiate that world. They will not magically learn
           | how to protect themselves if you just leave them to figure it
           | out themselves.
        
             | Dylan16807 wrote:
             | That description of "100%" means the lack of privacy
             | they're objecting to is one going a lot lot past five years
             | old.
             | 
             | Your first comment didn't mention age, so they made a
             | comment about a broader interpretation of the idea.
        
           | nkrisc wrote:
           | Privacy is a privilege granted relative to age and maturity.
           | 
           | Most 5-year olds should be allowed to close the bathroom door
           | while doing their business, they should not be permitted to
           | access the internet privately.
        
           | f1shy wrote:
           | I was never controlled in any way that may remotely violate
           | my privacy. In fact, glad that nothing ever happened to me,
           | because it could have. But for a long time I was not worried
           | about my online visibility...
           | 
           | I do not agree at all with this conclusion.
        
         | sylens wrote:
         | When I was a kid, my Sega Genesis was connected to the TV in my
         | parents bedroom. It made it impossible to play without their
         | knowledge or when they were asleep.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | Advice like this only works for specific age ranges.
         | 
         | When I was a kid I had a friend whose parents, or mom rather,
         | went to similar lengths to ensure all gaming was monitored
         | closely by her. She would turn the game console off if she saw
         | anything she decided was not to her liking.
         | 
         | This was all fair when we were 7-8, but she insisted on doing
         | it well into his teenage years. This level of extreme control
         | and micromanagement was not good for their relationship or his
         | personal development, to put it mildly.
         | 
         | Every time I read HN comments from parents declaring their
         | child will not have a phone until they turn 16 (another comment
         | in this thread) or how they'll lock their kids out of games and
         | social media completely I think back to my friend whose mom was
         | extremely controlling in the same way.
         | 
         | Young kids need tight controls, but this needs to be loosened
         | as they age. Parenting discussions really need to come with age
         | ranges because what's appropriate changes so fast from year to
         | year.
        
           | f1shy wrote:
           | I frankly would prefer just not gaming at all, than being
           | ashamed in front of all my friends.
           | 
           | Also you have to consider the ramifications of such behavior
           | if that gets public, I mean could possibly be the source of
           | bullying and what not.
           | 
           | As a child we were de incentivized to playing games with the
           | computer. The schema was:
           | 
           | A) computer you can have, because is useful beyond playing,
           | consoles, no way. Forget it "that is stupidizing BS"
           | 
           | B) No money for games. Other SW would be bought, but rarely
           | games.
           | 
           | That moved us to start spending time with other things in the
           | computer, like programming our own games.
           | 
           | Of course today that is all difficult to impossible, by
           | design, without ostracizing the kids.
        
           | zaphar wrote:
           | I agree, the point of making usage monitored early on is so
           | that you can train your child in what to do when they
           | encounter stuff online. As that training has occured then you
           | can begin to loosen the restriction and give them more
           | freedom. This is the job of parenting. You are teaching your
           | child how to safely and productively engage with the world
           | and the younger they are the more of your time and attention
           | this requires. If you don't teach them someone else might and
           | that lesson may haunt them for the rest of their life.
        
         | eYrKEC2 wrote:
         | That's essentially the rule in our house. No screens not
         | visible to other members of the family.
         | 
         | In US, we restrict alcohol kids until they're 21. Pornography
         | is poison.
        
           | johanvts wrote:
           | So no smartphones?
        
             | eYrKEC2 wrote:
             | Neutered smartphone with zero internet access and apps
             | locked down like North Korea.
             | 
             | We also lock up our alcohol, as many parents have chosen to
             | do for generations.
        
             | adastra22 wrote:
             | Nope. More people should be like this.
        
           | GaryBluto wrote:
           | It's so bizarre to me that in "The Land of the Free", 18 year
           | olds, who are considered old enough to go to war, are not
           | allowed to drink. Especially because this isn't some archaic
           | law from the 18th or 19th centuries but instead from 1984 and
           | only came about after the federal government withheld funds
           | to force the states' hands over a period of 4 years.
        
             | mothballed wrote:
             | It's not a federal law, you can buy and drink alcohol at 18
             | in the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico for instance, so
             | definitely possible to drinking at 18 legally in the USA. I
             | don't know if there is a federal drinking age but it's
             | definitely not above 18.
             | 
             | Also in I want to say about half the states (could be wrong
             | here, but at least a few), it is legal to drink well below
             | 18 in a private home.
             | 
             | -------------
             | 
             | Example, wisconsin:
             | 
             | >Can an underage person possess and consume alcohol
             | beverages on licensed premises? Yes. Persons under age 21
             | may possess and consume alcohol beverages if they are with
             | their parents, guardians or spouses of legal drinking age;
             | but this is at the discretion of the licensee. The licensed
             | premises may choose to prohibit consumption and possession
             | of alcohol beverages by underage persons. (Sec. 125.07(1),
             | Wis. Stats.)
             | 
             | The drinking laws in at least ~half the USA are a lot
             | looser than most people think. If the parents are ok with
             | it the kid can generally drink somehow.
             | 
             | https://www.revenue.wi.gov/Pages/FAQS/ise-
             | atundrg.aspx#undrg...
        
               | gbear605 wrote:
               | It's essentially a federal law - if a state wants to get
               | full federal funding for highways, they have to have a
               | law restricting alcohol purchase and public consumption
               | to 21+. It's from the National Minimum Drinking Age Act
               | of 1984.
        
             | linksnapzz wrote:
             | The issue isn't drinking; if the motor vehicle operator age
             | was 21, then the drinking age could be 16. But it isn't.
        
             | throwway120385 wrote:
             | I thought you could go into a store on post and buy alcohol
             | at 18.
        
             | mystraline wrote:
             | And they can have sex legally when they are 16. But oh noes
             | if 2 16 year olds send nudes to each other. Then, somehow,
             | is "child" sexual assault images.
             | 
             | Frankly, these half-assed laws disenfranchise an already
             | not-permitted-to-vote populace. But somehow these "kids"
             | can be declared as adults if they are 16 and having sex or
             | courts deem them 'adults', but simultaneously find them to
             | be parental property.
             | 
             | Glad I dont have children. The situation is a toxic
             | cesspool.
        
         | axus wrote:
         | Encourage voice chat, so you can hear what they are saying too
         | :)
        
       | adeelk93 wrote:
       | Your son is talking to his friends in this book chat, and playing
       | Minecraft with them. How do other parents go about governing
       | this?
       | 
       | Sounds like either they've figured out these parental controls,
       | and might have some tips for you. Or they trust their kids with
       | fewer controls.
        
         | whythough1234 wrote:
         | You're getting downvoted but I agree that this person has a
         | communication problem with their child. And it isn't because
         | the kid figured out how to use the device.
        
         | epiccoleman wrote:
         | Do you have kids? I'm guessing you don't, because the answer is
         | pretty obvious to those of us who do - the vast majority of
         | parents seem to give not one single fuck about what their kids
         | do with technology. I've known families who have a cell phone -
         | a _dedicated device_ - for their _four year old_.
         | 
         | My armchair diagnosis is that parents who are just a little bit
         | older than me (I'm 34) and especially parents who didn't grow
         | up as nerds just don't see the problem. Among the class of
         | people who spend their time on Substack or Hacker News the
         | horror of the modern net and its affect on childhood are well
         | understood at this point. Among "normal people" you will
         | definitely get weird looks if you suggest that this stuff is
         | terrible for your kids.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | My kids (4 and 6) have a "dedictated" iPhone, a iPad with the
           | pencil, and a MacBook Air. But they were just hand me downs.
           | They don't get to use them unless we let them, but we mostly
           | use them to learn how to type, write, draw, play learning
           | games, Khan Academy, and to mess around in general.
           | 
           | They also call or text aunts/uncles/cousins/grandparents. I
           | feel like it has helped them with reading and just the
           | exercise of trial and error to figure out how it works is
           | beneficial.
           | 
           | Haven't needed to delve into parental controls yet though.
        
             | epiccoleman wrote:
             | > They don't get to use them unless we let them, but we
             | mostly use them to learn how to type, write, draw, play
             | learning games, Khan Academy, and to mess around in
             | general.
             | 
             | That seems fine to me. What I'm referring to above is that
             | the kid literally just has an iPhone with, as far as I can
             | see, virtually no restriction. I imagine you would not let
             | your kids use their device to scroll through Youtube Shorts
             | for an unsupervised 2 hours, for example.
             | 
             | Just like it's hard for me to find the right balance of
             | benefit to downside in technology for my kids, it's also
             | hard to strike a balanced tone when discussing my feelings
             | on this stuff. Every time I write something about this
             | problem online I feel like I'm coming off as some
             | authoritarian luddite - which I'm definitely not. I _want_
             | my kids to get the benefits of technology. Any bright
             | future for them is almost sure to include the need to
             | engage with the net.
             | 
             | Instilling the values that allow for that is the hard part.
        
               | lotsofpulp wrote:
               | > That seems fine to me. What I'm referring to above is
               | that the kid literally just has an iPhone with, as far as
               | I can see, virtually no restriction. I imagine you would
               | not let your kids use their device to scroll through
               | Youtube Shorts for an unsupervised 2 hours, for example.
               | 
               | Yes, they aren't allowed to watch youtube shorts at all
               | (nor do either of the parents), but we'll look up nature
               | or physics videos, and if they want to watch a video on
               | repeat, we use yt-dlp to download and they watch via
               | infuse. But again, not of their own accord. When it's
               | time to play outside or elsewhere, it's time to do that.
               | And no devices at meal time, even if they see other kids
               | at the same table with them.
               | 
               | I guess my point was that the devices are immensely
               | powerful tools for learning and communication, so I try
               | to teach them how. But they also play games with non
               | gambling mechanics (thank god for Apple Arcade).
        
               | epiccoleman wrote:
               | > (nor do either of the parents)
               | 
               | This is key, in my experience. I've told my kids that if
               | they catch me scrolling shorts or reddit, they have the
               | right to confiscate my phone. A big part of instilling
               | the values I referenced above is embodying them myself.
               | (obviously, but it bears repeating).
               | 
               | > But they also play games with non gambling mechanics
               | 
               | This is important too. There's so much genuinely great
               | media out there - TV shows, video games, movies, books.
               | It's not that I don't want my kids to experience that
               | stuff - I just want them to learn how to focus on the
               | stuff that's quality rather than the stuff that is slop.
        
           | PaulHoule wrote:
           | There is enough general public concern about minors having
           | access to online pornography that jurisdictions all over the
           | world are passing age restrictions but I think the HN
           | discussion is one sided.
           | 
           | That is, HN users see the costs, the difficulty, the privacy
           | concerns, etc. But they're also dismissive of the harm, which
           | in terms of the young Gen Z men that I know personally is
           | real. I can't attribute online pornography 100% but the
           | damage includes criminal convictions, falling victim to
           | "blackpill" ideology and other false answers to gendered
           | problems and frequently people giving up on work and love.
           | 
           | I collect ero images and restrictions would personally be a
           | hassle for me, I can't say I am against pornography in
           | general, but I've got some concerns about pornography today.
           | I think advocates are stuck in the 1970s when it was tamer
           | and much less prevalent than it is today -- it's entirely
           | different for a teen to have a few issues of _Penthouse_ or
           | _Hustler_ than it is today.
           | 
           | I think the story of how it relates to relationship
           | satisfaction is nuanced. Personally I think OnlyFans is a
           | cancer. I want to feel special in a fantasy, and not as the
           | biggest simp in a room full of hundreds of simps. (And this
           | is healthy narcissism [1], not pathological narcissism. In
           | good sex or sex with love, _somebody thinks you are special_
           | )
           | 
           | I'm not sure what the answer is but I can see it both ways
           | and that seems rare on HN.
           | 
           | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthy_narcissism
        
             | epiccoleman wrote:
             | Yeah, I think this is a sort of similar issue to the kind
             | of thing I describe above, where parents of a certain
             | generation / certain technical background might not be
             | fully aware of the sorts of harm that can come in through
             | technological channels.
             | 
             | I would never actually do this, but there's a part of me
             | that would like to just give my kids a magazine to hide
             | under their bed, or even some sort of curated private video
             | site on the LAN, just to allow for some expression of
             | natural puberty urges in a way that is ... if not
             | "healthy," per se, then at least "harm reduced?" Obviously
             | that idea in practice would be way too weird to consider,
             | lol.
             | 
             | But this comes back to the balance thing I was talking
             | about on my other post in this topic. Full abstinence is
             | probably practically impossible and I'm not sure it's even
             | the right approach. The other end of the spectrum -
             | throwing the kids into the waters of Pornhub, OnlyFans, and
             | whatever the TikTok equivalent of porn is (surely that
             | exists, right?) - that seems pretty fraught too. The taboo
             | nature of this discussion makes things harder - but I have
             | tried to overcome the weird feeling and have fairly frank
             | discussions about these sorts of things with my oldest.
        
       | GuestFAUniverse wrote:
       | People who decide to implement such bad tech are probably
       | childless, or so much into their company, instead of their
       | family, that they barely see their own children.
       | 
       | The same people who joke about the uselessness of "moral".
        
       | zpeti wrote:
       | Last time I checked disney plus doesn't have any option to hide
       | specific shows. None. You either let your child watch everything,
       | or nothing.
       | 
       | At least netflix allows me to hide certain shows...
        
         | GaryBluto wrote:
         | You can block by age rating quite easily it seems.
         | 
         | https://help.disneyplus.com/en-GB/article/disneyplus-parenta...
         | 
         | If you don't want your child watching specific shows despite an
         | appropriate age rating, have you considered only letting them
         | watch it while you're with them?
        
           | juliangoldsmith wrote:
           | Blocking by age rating takes out the majority of the classic
           | Disney movies and shows. They only consider the newer CGI
           | stuff "child-friendly".
        
           | zpeti wrote:
           | age rating is not how I would categorise shows.
           | 
           | It's also extremely hard saying no to certain shows to my
           | kids, and it would be much easier to just not have them
           | there.
           | 
           | I'm pretty sure the politically oriented people at Disney
           | want this to your kids watch as much of the content as
           | possible, and especially the new ones.
        
             | GaryBluto wrote:
             | Although it's a lot more effort, if you care a lot about
             | _specific_ things being shown to your children, you could
             | set up your own media server.
             | 
             | You could digitize an existing BluRay or DVD collection and
             | allow your kids to view films and TV using a streaming
             | service-like interface. These days most of the solutions
             | don't even require you to transcode the films, you just RIP
             | them to an ISO and put them on an accessible Samba share
             | and as long as you rename the files to something
             | approximate to the title of the film it'll fetch the
             | metadata for you.
        
           | fenwick67 wrote:
           | Allow me to give my anecdotal experience.
           | 
           | When my child was three, he really liked to watch 'spidey and
           | his amazing friends'. But unfortunately, when he watched it
           | he would emulate some of the bad behaviors from the show,
           | pretend to be one of the bad guys and act out. Easy solution
           | right, we just won't watch the show anymore, we don't leave
           | him alone to watch TV by himself anyways.
           | 
           | Well, on Disney plus, you can't simply hide the show. Even if
           | you remove it from your "recently watched" or whatever, it
           | will show up in preview cards and search results and I'm
           | categories. It became a big friction point, whatever he would
           | see it he would want to watch it. And when Grandma would come
           | over and babysit him, he would ask for it and she'd put it on
           | for him despite our wishes.
           | 
           | So, since then, I've spun up a jellyfin server and ditched
           | Disney plus. If we don't like a show we just remove it, and
           | then it's simply not an option.
        
         | fnordlord wrote:
         | It's even worse if your subscription is packaged with Hulu.
         | Then all the Hulu kids stuff gets pulled in automatically,
         | which includes all kinds of garbage that I very much do not
         | want my daughter watching. All the YouTube-based influencer kid
         | shows with little kids who show off new toys and extravagant
         | vacations each episode. My only solution was to unsubscribe
         | from Hulu, which stinks because they do have some good stuff.
         | It really is the epitome of enshitification considering how
         | easy it would be to implement a block button at the very least.
        
       | jameskilton wrote:
       | My daughter will not get a phone at all until she's at least 16
       | and probably finally actually needs one.
       | 
       | As for the Switch and Nintendo Online, I didn't find it confusing
       | or difficult at all to set up a child's account, make sure they
       | can't buy anything without my permission, and then I make sure my
       | daughter knows what she can and can't do, and I keep an eye on it
       | to make sure she follows my rules. I don't trust parental
       | controls to do everything for me.
       | 
       | Now that said, Minecraft on the Switch is one gawd-awful
       | frankenstein amalgamation of permissions and accounts run by
       | Nintendo _and_ Microsoft. I got that working but it 's by far the
       | worst experience I've ever dealt with to play a game, even single
       | player.
        
         | nicoburns wrote:
         | My parents did the no phone until 16 rule, and it was awful.
         | Completely cut me off socially.
        
           | Someone1234 wrote:
           | The "socially" part is the problem though. A lot of bullying
           | occurs via those social media platforms that teenagers are
           | using.
        
             | squigz wrote:
             | A lot of bullying occurs in any environment teenagers exist
             | en masse.
        
               | Someone1234 wrote:
               | Right; which is why allowing teenagers to be safe at home
               | instead of exposed to it 24/7 is a smart choice.
        
               | squigz wrote:
               | Allowing these teenagers who are being bullied to explore
               | spaces where they feel safe and comfortable seems like a
               | good idea too though. As someone who was bullied in
               | school, being online did not make that issue any worse,
               | and allowed me to find friends I couldn't otherwise have.
        
               | Someone1234 wrote:
               | Yet in the broader sense online bullying targeting other
               | teenagers is a commonly cited problem, including in
               | incidents of teen suicide. "It didn't make it worse for
               | me" doesn't counteract what we provably know is
               | occurring[0][1][2].
               | 
               | Young Teen suicide (10 to 14) has increased from roughly
               | 1 per 100K in the early 2000s to now nearly 3 per 100K in
               | the last five years. Older teen suicide (15-19) has
               | increased from 6 per 100K to 11 per 100K over the same
               | time period[3].
               | 
               | [0] https://www.jmir.org/2018/4/e129/
               | 
               | [1] https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12230417/
               | 
               | [2] https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32017089/
               | 
               | [3]
               | https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db471.htm
        
               | squigz wrote:
               | 1 and 2 do not seem to suggest that cyberbullying is more
               | harmful in this regard than other forms of bullying - and
               | in fact only 3 seems to contrast these concepts at all.
               | 
               | > Sensitivity analyses suggested that cybervictimization
               | only and both cyber- and face-to-face victimization were
               | associated with a higher risk of suicidal
               | ideation/attempt compared to face-to-face victimization
               | only and no victimization; however, analyses were based
               | on small n. In prospective analyses, cybervictimization
               | was not associated with suicidal ideation/attempt 2 years
               | later after accounting for baseline suicidal
               | ideation/attempt and other confounders. In contrast,
               | face-to-face victimization was associated with suicidal
               | ideation/attempt 2 years later in the fully adjusted
               | model, including cybervictimization.
               | 
               | In fact, reading 3, it looks like the highest prevalence
               | of cyberbullying capped out at a whopping.... 16% of 15
               | year olds, with a sharp drop down to 7% just 2 years
               | later.
               | 
               | I have to say, there's lots of things to worry about with
               | kids going online. I just don't think bullying in
               | particular is one of them.
        
               | stackskipton wrote:
               | As someone who was not popular and got bullied some in
               | school, I think cyberbullying would have been worse since
               | it comes home with you. I was in school when SMS was
               | finally becoming widespread and something of the bullying
               | happened through it, it sucked since I'm at home and
               | getting reminded of shit at school.
               | 
               | I can't imagine today with 24/7 social media apps on the
               | phone.
        
             | nicoburns wrote:
             | It's true, and it can definitely be a problem. But I wasn't
             | getting invited to in-person events because I wasn't
             | contactable. Kids don't ring doorbells in 2025, they text
             | people if they want to meet up.
        
             | SkyPuncher wrote:
             | Social media is not the same thing as social communication.
        
           | mothballed wrote:
           | This is going to show how naive I am. Because I am middle
           | aged, do not have a cell phone, and still to this day just
           | show up at people's houses unannounced if I want a social
           | experience.
           | 
           | This still is possible for me, surely it is possible for
           | kids.
        
         | Angostura wrote:
         | > My daughter will not get a phone at all until she's at least
         | 16 and probably finally actually needs one.
         | 
         | It's all fine and dandy, until (i) you find that they've
         | actually just saved up their pocket money and gifts for the
         | last year and a half to buy the phone (age 11 in my daughter's
         | case) and that all the after school and weekend activities are
         | being arranged on phones. Seeing your kids excluded from real-
         | world activities is tough.
         | 
         | In our case, a combination of talking to the kids plus Apple
         | parental controls offered a reasonable approach.
        
           | zoklet-enjoyer wrote:
           | I had a cell phone before my parents. Paid cash for a
           | TracFone when I was 16 or 17 and used that to sell weed.
           | Where there's a will, there's a way.
        
             | Bluecobra wrote:
             | Heh. When I was in high school, cell phones and pagers were
             | banned based on the assumption that only drug dealers could
             | afford them.
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | My daughter is 14. Still no phone. You can make this work.
        
           | ecshafer wrote:
           | My daughters are younger than that, but A lot of the neighbor
           | girls in who are in that age range got apple watches before
           | phones. Which kind of makes sense, because it allows them to
           | text, but keeps them off of apps and such.
        
           | SkyPuncher wrote:
           | Yep. Even 20 years ago, phones were basically necessary to
           | have a social life in high school. It's where everything got
           | planned.
        
         | hnlmorg wrote:
         | 16 is too late. You can't teach your kids good maturity with
         | communication devices through abstinence. You just have to
         | watch what they do online. Which means reading their WhatsApp
         | et al messages after they've gone to bed.
         | 
         | Yes there will be some problems created from them having
         | devices, but parenting isn't supposed to be easy, it's supposed
         | to be educational and supportive for the children. Which forced
         | abstinence is not.
        
           | squigz wrote:
           | > Which means reading their WhatsApp et al messages after
           | they've gone to bed.
           | 
           | Do they know you do this? Otherwise this seems like a very
           | effective way to create trust issues in your kids.
        
             | hnlmorg wrote:
             | Of course they do. You should be open and honest.
             | 
             | For us, it's a system that's worked well. So well, in fact,
             | that our kids have felt comfortable coming to us when they
             | see something concerning in a group chat rather than
             | waiting for us to find it. And in return, we've learned to
             | trust their judgement a lot more because they've
             | demonstrated mature behaviour online.
        
               | RandomDistort wrote:
               | Are you sure the kids aren't learning to delete the
               | messages?
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | Yeah I'm pretty sure invading your kids privacy like that is
           | setting you up for worse trouble.
        
             | hnlmorg wrote:
             | A better way to frame this is supervised vs unsupervised
             | access. And it depends on their age.
             | 
             | At 11 I wouldnt expect them to have unsupervised internet
             | access. At 16 I might, but by the time they're 16 I
             | wouldn't need to monitor their online activity so closely
             | because they'll have several years of trust and experience
             | built up.
        
             | linksnapzz wrote:
             | If they're 10, tell them that _literally anything_ they
             | type into their device is being stored for parental review.
             | No expectation of privacy.
             | 
             | Obviously, this'll have to change at around 16, but those
             | conversations need to happen anyway.
        
         | dwb wrote:
         | I feel sorry for your daughter. 16 was very late to get one as
         | far back as the late 90s - I was very glad to get one at 14 as
         | it meant I wasn't quite such a weirdo outcast.
        
       | kotaKat wrote:
       | > ...It also unlocks access to the Nintendo eShop, which I cannot
       | disable. I can set his eShop spending limit to zero, sure. But I
       | can't block free downloads. So to let my son play online
       | Minecraft with his friends, I have to open him up to an unrelated
       | store full of content I can't possibly evaluate. That's the deal.
       | Take it or leave it.
       | 
       | Hoooooboy you're in for a treat once you see the deals on all the
       | weird "hentai" and "ecchi" softcore games on eShop that Nintendo
       | let past the lotcheck process.
        
         | yunnpp wrote:
         | And remember that this is the brand historically known for
         | curating its game library.
        
       | losthobbies wrote:
       | The Roblox ones are a bit of a minefield too.
       | 
       | I age restrict, block chat with everyone and monitor friend
       | requests weekly. They are not allowed to play in their rooms.
       | 
       | Education is the biggest thing. They come to me if someone asks
       | to be their friend. They don't accept gifts from strangers and I
       | explain that it's the same as real world.
       | 
       | It's a constant process that is always changing. Same as any
       | other parenting job I suppose
        
         | AdamN wrote:
         | Roblox is hostile to these controls - best not to even enter
         | the ecosystem.
        
           | f1shy wrote:
           | Ideally (in the broad sense, meaning not realistic) is to not
           | enter any "ecosystem".
           | 
           | But yeah... easier said than done.
        
       | Wowfunhappy wrote:
       | The issues with the Nintendo Switch are, I think, just Nintendo
       | being perennially bad at anything involving the internet.
       | Remember Friend Codes?
       | 
       | They've definitely gotten better, but they're still kind of
       | living in 2008. I'm not sure why a company full of software
       | engineers can't figure this out.
       | 
       | I do find it odd there's no option to outright disable the
       | internet (except for software updates). Perhaps the best solution
       | is to not give your child the wifi password? Or for a more
       | technical solution, block the Switch's MAC address in the router.
        
         | Macha wrote:
         | > I'm not sure why a company full of hardware and software
         | engineers still can't figure this out.
         | 
         | Seeing other Japanese companies account systems (Square Enix
         | and Rakuten, for example), the only conclusion I can draw is
         | that the Japanese dev industry does not consider clear account
         | management to be important.
        
         | floundy wrote:
         | Nintendo really has no incentive to improve. They make money
         | hand over fist selling half-baked titles to their combined
         | market of actual undiscerning children, and rabid fanboy
         | manchildren who will praise any first party Nintendo title as a
         | 10/10 every single time.
        
           | Wowfunhappy wrote:
           | ...I mean. I would argue the reason they make money hand over
           | fist is because (most!) of their games _aren 't_ half baked,
           | at all.
        
             | floundy wrote:
             | They're phoning it in, coasting on old IP and goodwill
             | earned decades ago. Animal Crossing had less dialogue
             | options than the Gamecube version that preceded it by two
             | decades. Smash at mid-high levels is still plagued by lag
             | switching cheaters. BOTW was _okay_ , but clearly overrated
             | by people who had never played any sort of open world game
             | before. TOTK being lauded as a 10/10 (fine, 9.5/10 on
             | MetaCritic) was laughable given how empty the game world
             | was, how janky the construction mechanics were for those
             | silly machines, and how boring and childish the puzzles
             | were. I stopped playing Pokemon 15+ years ago but come on,
             | the graphics of the Switch games looking worse than some of
             | the DS editions...
             | 
             | TOTK was the final nail for me, I vowed to never purchase
             | another Nintendo game or piece of hardware and I haven't. I
             | just couldn't square my actual player experience of a
             | janky, boring game with the rabid fanboys crowing about
             | Nintendo doing it again.
        
       | datajanko wrote:
       | I'm stuck with my son not able to play minecraft from his
       | nintendo account anymore though it used to work. I'm just getting
       | an unhelpful error message and all permissions should be enough.
       | Parental control is a joke. Deezer has kids accounts but you can
       | just switch to another account. Spotify kids was a joke when I
       | used it, poor discoverability, poor cataloge specifically if you
       | care about childrens audio books.
       | 
       | Google family link is also kinda weird. As a parent I don't want
       | to restrict the time per app or total usage time. I want to limit
       | usage of a group of apps. E.g. i don't want to limit spotify but
       | I want to limit the total play time of certain games.
       | 
       | So I agree with the sentiment of the post. But maybe I should
       | consider the route from my child hood: unrestricted access. At
       | least I know, in contrast to my parents, what is out there.
        
         | alasdairking wrote:
         | Try the XBox app on your phone, I managed to find settings
         | there once that unlocked Minecraft.
         | 
         | I'd like a flag for messaging apps called "turn off images and
         | video". Sure, my kid might get called nasty names in plain
         | text, but would not get beheading or bestiality videos or
         | underage schoolmate pics.
        
           | awakeasleep wrote:
           | God that would be sweet. Especially if it was controlled at
           | the OS level.
        
       | spicyusername wrote:
       | This is such a sore spot for me.
       | 
       | Technology is amazing and I want to raise my children in such a
       | way that they learn to use it to improve and enrich their lives.
       | 
       | Video games are amazing. Art has never been easier to create.
       | Being able to spend time with your friends when they are not
       | physically present is incredible. There are so many great
       | podcasts for children.
       | 
       | But silicon valley seems directly opposed to enabling the best
       | technology uses without also requiring exposure to the worst.
       | 
       | Please, can I just let my son listen to music when he goes to bed
       | without also being forced to expose him to some off-brand tiktok
       | hamfisted haphazardly into the app with no way to disable.
       | 
       | Can I let him watch great YouTube channels without the feed
       | automatically funneling him towards absolute garbage.
       | 
       | Something as simple as per app time limits are seemingly
       | impossible for Google or Apple to implement.
       | 
       | It's exhausting to navigate when you don't want to be draconian
       | and just ban everything out right, as if that's even realistic.
        
         | veonik wrote:
         | Not sure about Google but Apple has per-app time limits, per-
         | app type time limits, overall screen time limits, time of day
         | limits, parental review before app install, parental review
         | before purchases can be made, etc. I've found it to be quite
         | robust in managing my kids' access to the internet.
        
         | jopsen wrote:
         | As a kid I always hated it when parents/schools locked things
         | down. Getting free of the parental controls becomes a game.
         | 
         | So I've never imagined myself wanting to do parental controls.
         | But I might change my mind when my kid is old enough to play
         | with screens.
        
       | hnlmorg wrote:
       | I really want to sympathise with the author but this feels more
       | like a one-sided rant piece than a constructive article.
       | 
       | For example, in one paragraph they complain that "I don't want my
       | son to get online" then literally the following paragraph they
       | complain that they need a Switch Online membership to get their
       | son online. If you want your Nintendo Switch to "behave like a
       | Gameboy" then don't get the online membership. It's really that
       | simple. But don't complain that one is required to do this other
       | thing than you literally just said you didn't want to do.
       | 
       | I do agree that managing parental controls are painful. But the
       | author clearly wrote their blog in a moment of rage and as a
       | result of that, any useful messaging that could have been shared
       | was lost.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | I agree. As a parent it feels hard to sympathize with someone
         | who outsourced their child's app usage selection to another
         | company and didn't even bother to check what apps were allowed
         | first. I visited the Gabb site they linked to and
         | "Communication with strangers" is clearly listed as one of the
         | tags they put on apps allowed on the phone. You're supposed to
         | review them as a parent, not just assume that 100% of the
         | nearly 1000 apps they allow are exactly to your preferences.
        
           | mjg2 wrote:
           | I agree. Parents in the 21st century need to realize the call
           | is coming from inside the house: it's _their_ obligation to
           | protect their child. Unsupervised usage without full due-
           | diligence will lead to incidents like what the blog author
           | describes.
           | 
           | The dilemma of online protection is a false crisis because
           | parents would rather let their children play with fire than
           | nurture their babies.
        
             | mothballed wrote:
             | It's the parents obligation to educate their child.
             | 
             | It's the child's obligation to use that education wisely.
             | 
             | There were no trackers on cars when I started driving at 15
             | so my parents drove with me for a few months and after that
             | I was on my own. There were no gun laws against kids having
             | guns when I was 7 so my dad showed me how to use one safely
             | and after that I was set loose upon the countryside armed
             | on my own. There were no ridiculous negligent
             | standards/laws on the book when I was young about it being
             | wrong for a kid to spend all day going up/down a creek so
             | my dad showed me what all the venomous snakes looked like
             | and how to use a compass and after that I was on my own.
             | 
             | I find disagreement with this new standard on parents. No,
             | it's not the parents obligation to keep their child from
             | ever making a horrible mistake. It's their obligation to
             | educate them well and then set them loose with very few
             | safeguards so they can actually slowly learn to be an
             | adult. I am very much for showing kids how to use the
             | internet responsibly, but I'm not of the opinion that
             | parental controls are particularly desirable beyond an
             | initial learning period.
        
               | ipython wrote:
               | Thank you. I couldn't have said it better.
        
               | mjg2 wrote:
               | > It's the child's obligation to use that education
               | wisely.
               | 
               | I disagree because children, despite how precocious and
               | "old-soul"ed, are not wise compared to online predators.
               | 
               | I appreciate your POV on allowing children to make their
               | own mistakes; life is the best teacher. Yet, to make an
               | analogy, a gun owner keeps their collection locked up not
               | just for their protection but for their family's
               | protection. Some lessons in life have steep prices and
               | are one-way doors, and we should pass that hard-earned
               | wisdom to the next generation without those costs.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | Children are not wise compared to online predators, but
               | they _will_ notice when things are getting fishy. Maybe
               | that 's after they've made their first few silly mistakes
               | (maybe they've given the predator their home address,
               | several photographs, all their friends' contact details,
               | and the one password they use for everything), but they
               | will notice before anything _seriously_ bad happens. But
               | just because they 'll notice, that doesn't mean they'll
               | take an appropriate action; and it doesn't mean they
               | won't be convinced that actually, it's fine. The child
               | _needs_ to know that they can come to you for advice, and
               | that there will be no repercussions if the situation is
               | benign, even if they 've broken the rules: the concrete
               | threat of (even mild) parental punishment for rule-
               | breaking _will_ be more salient than a mild situational
               | suspicion.
               | 
               | "These are the rules, you _are_ to follow the rules,
               | breaking them would be foolish and breaking them in
               | _secret_ would be even more foolish, but they are always
               | up for discussion, and if you _do_ break them you can
               | still come to me for advice without getting in trouble,
               | and I 'd much rather you tell me than that I find out on
               | my own" is a principle that can be imparted to a child.
               | You do actually have to _tell_ it to them, though, in
               | several different ways over a period of time, and you
               | have to be _consistent_ about it. Children aren 't wise,
               | but they are clever, they can spot patterns, and they'll
               | tend to believe your actions over your words if the two
               | conflict.
               | 
               | You do not want to set up a situation where a predator
               | can blackmail a child using the threat of _your_
               | punishment. Parent, yes, but parent consistently enough
               | and well enough that such threats are an _obvious_ bluff
               | that the child knows to ignore (and report to you:
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46465829), and going
               | online can be as safe for your child as playing in the
               | local neighbourhood.
               | 
               | The rules for young children safely using the internet
               | unsupervised would be _extremely_ absurd for an adult:
               | they include things like  "do not use any search engines
               | (ask me if you want a new website)" and "do not create
               | accounts on services (without permission)". Young
               | children must also be kept away from content aggregators,
               | or anything with an automatic recommendation system (e.g.
               | Pinterest, YouTube, modern news sites, Reddit, HN). But
               | hyperlinks on proper webpages are perfectly safe: a child
               | isn't going to end up anywhere they shouldn't by clicking
               | on hyperlinks _if_ they check the URLs first and avoid
               | the places they aren 't allowed, just like a child isn't
               | going to end up anywhere they shouldn't, wandering the
               | high street, if they know to avoid roads and building
               | sites. You don't need to tell a 6-year-old "stay away
               | from porn sites", just like you don't need to tell them
               | "don't go in that sex shop", because (a) they won't
               | _find_ it; and (b) even if they _do_ , there are more
               | general rules ("never tell a computer system that you're
               | over 13 if you're not, and ideally not even if you are")
               | that'll prevent any harm from occurring.
               | 
               | And just as you'd have conversations with a child about
               | "where have you been?", and have them show you their
               | favourite spots occasionally, you should also do so with
               | unsupervised internet activity. Unsupervised does not
               | mean _ignored_ , after all.
        
               | cevn wrote:
               | You were loose with a gun at age 7?!
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Absolutely, I would also walk down the public roads also
               | to get from one field to another, nobody said anything.
               | It was quite normal in the rural Midwest. You'll probably
               | find lots of true stories online as well about kids
               | arriving to school and checking their rifle with the
               | principal at the beginning of class and then getting them
               | back at the end of the day.
        
               | throwway120385 wrote:
               | We did that stuff too in rural Washington. The vast vast
               | majority of people don't mess with anyone, let alone
               | children.
        
               | mikestew wrote:
               | Check the gun with the principal?! No, you leave it on
               | the gun rack in the back of the pickup, and lock the
               | truck door like normal people at my high school. :-)
               | 
               | (Also rural Midwest, and a long time ago).
        
               | cevn wrote:
               | Dang, seems like a completely different world than the
               | one I live in. Honestly I would prefer it if we were able
               | to teach our kids personal responsibility to this level,
               | I actually believe people can be that mature by age 7 and
               | you know whether a kid is a rule breaker or not by that
               | point.
        
               | vorpalhex wrote:
               | One of my uncles was asked to stop bringing his rifle to
               | highschool because him and one of the teachers kept
               | talking about hunting in the parking lot and getting to
               | class late. The principle felt they were likely to at
               | least make it in the building on time if they weren't
               | chatting in the parking lot about their rifles/hunts/etc.
               | 
               | People used to have an insane amount of freedom and
               | things generally went better.
        
               | Bluecobra wrote:
               | I was in Cub Scouts in the early 90s and got a Swiss Army
               | knife. I thought it would be cool to show it off to the
               | kids on the bus. It got confiscated by the principal and
               | I was suspended for one day. I think I got off light. I
               | can't imagine what would happen these days.
        
               | iamnothere wrote:
               | Some kids grow up in families who hunt. It's not super
               | common but also isn't unheard of.
        
               | sojsurf wrote:
               | Well written, and I agree with you on everything you
               | wrote.
               | 
               | That said, "the internet" is a large place, and I think
               | parents would find more clarity thinking of it the way
               | they think of a physical place. In my mind, letting my
               | son loose on the internet is not like letting him run
               | around the woods unsupervised (which he does). It is more
               | like dropping him off in a large city every night.
               | 
               | As you said, guidance is imperative, and in the real
               | world we would not give only verbal guidance. We would,
               | if we lived in the city, walk our kid to the library, the
               | museum, the coffee shop, the park. We would talk about
               | what parts of town to avoid. We would talk about what
               | "free" means and about not trusting strangers and not
               | just going into any door.
               | 
               | That last part is tricky. On the internet, every link is
               | a door into a neighborhood, and there are a lot of
               | neighborhoods even adults are not well prepared for.
        
               | xg15 wrote:
               | Ah yeah, it's the parent's responsibility, the child's
               | and probably the pet's as well, the only one who has no
               | responsibility is the tech industry.
        
               | throwway120385 wrote:
               | I would add that it's society's responsibility to handle
               | a child's transgressions with grace and humility, and to
               | try to remember what it means to be "tried as an adult."
               | Forgiveness isn't easy.
        
               | Aurornis wrote:
               | > It's the parents obligation to educate their child.
               | 
               | > It's the child's obligation to use that education
               | wisely.
               | 
               | In the real world, it's the parents obligation to make an
               | effort to protect their children. In extreme cases,
               | parents can be found negligent if they don't demonstrate
               | that they're taking reasonable steps to protect children
               | and something bad happens as a result.
               | 
               | This doesn't mean that extreme, draconian parenting is
               | mandatory. It does, however, mean that some level of
               | parental control is necessary on an age-adjusted basis.
               | It's not enough to say "I told them not to do that" and
               | then wash your hands of the consequences when we're
               | talking about a pre-teen like in this article.
        
               | baq wrote:
               | Laws disagree. Parents are at least in some cases legally
               | and financially responsible for their children doings.
               | Parental controls are necessary for children who don't
               | want to or cannot control themselves regardless of the
               | level of education they receive.
        
               | dap wrote:
               | There is important truth in your post, yet you seem to
               | miss the really important pieces that make this hard.
               | 
               | > It's the parents obligation to educate their child.
               | 
               | > It's the child's obligation to use that education
               | wisely.
               | 
               | Two obvious things complicate this:
               | 
               | - You weren't taught how to use a real gun at 6 months
               | old, right?
               | 
               | - Would it not follow from what you said above that if
               | you had accidentally shot and killed yourself at age 7,
               | then it would be your own fault and nobody else's? That
               | seems (to me, at least) like an absurd conclusion.
               | 
               | I think about it like this: as a parent, my jobs include
               | identifying when my child is capable of learning about
               | something new, providing the guidance they need to learn
               | it (which is probably not all up front, but involves some
               | supervision, since it's usually an iterative process),
               | allowing them to make mistakes, accepting some acceptable
               | risks of injury, _and_ preventing catastrophe. I 'll use
               | cooking as an example. My kids got a "toddler knife" very
               | young (basically a wooden wedge that's not very sharp).
               | We showed them how to cut up avocados (already split) and
               | other soft things. As they get older, we give them
               | sharper knives and trickier tasks. We watch to see if
               | they're understanding what we've told them. We give more
               | guidance as needed. It's okay if they nick themselves
               | along the way. But we haven't given them a sharpened
               | chef's knife yet! And if they'd taken that toddler knife
               | and repeatedly tried to jam it into their sibling's eye
               | despite "educating" them several times, while I wouldn't
               | regret having made the choice to see if they were ready,
               | I would certainly conclude that they _weren 't_ yet
               | ready. That's on me, not them.
               | 
               | You allude to this when you say:
               | 
               | > I am very much for showing kids how to use the internet
               | responsibly, but I'm not of the opinion that parental
               | controls are particularly desirable beyond an initial
               | learning period.
               | 
               | Yes, the goal should be to teach kids how to operate
               | safely, not keep them from all the dangerous things. But
               | I'd say that devices and the internet are more like "the
               | kitchen". There are lots of different risks there and
               | it's going to take many years to become competent (or
               | even safe). Giving them an ordinary device would be like
               | teaching my 2-year-old their first knife skills next to a
               | hot stove in a restaurant kitchen with chefs flying
               | around with sharp knives and hot pots. By contrast,
               | without doing any particular child-proofing, our home
               | kitchen is a much more controlled environment where I can
               | decide which risks they're exposed to when. This allows
               | me to supervise without watching every moment to see if
               | they're about to stab themselves -- which also gives them
               | the autonomy they need to really learn. The OP, like
               | other parents, wants something similar from their device
               | and the internet: to gradually expose elements of these
               | things as the parents are able to usefully guide the
               | children, all while avoiding catastrophe.
        
               | freehorse wrote:
               | There is a survivor bias here. It ignores cases where
               | parents or kids failed to be 100% wise. When we are
               | talking about a whole population, we are gonna have
               | unwise or unluck cases when we "set kids loose".
               | 
               | Which may be fine, I don't know whether the tightened
               | control of both parenting and kids nowadays is better.
               | But we have to recognise the cost that comes with doing
               | something like that. There is less risk-taking right now,
               | and bad consequences seem to be taken harder, in a way
               | human life is valued more, which imo part of the reason
               | of the shift. The mentality "let kids make their own
               | mistakes" can be fine, but that comes with accepting the
               | possibilities of negative consequences these mistakes may
               | cause, and I feel that the main issue is that we frown
               | upon these consequences as society much more.
        
             | SoftTalker wrote:
             | No, we've always had effective societal gatekeeping on what
             | kids can access.
             | 
             | Cigarettes, liquor, porn, R-rated movies, all had general
             | barriers to access for kids in the pre-internet world.
             | Parents could rely on most store clerks not selling
             | alcohol, tobacco, or adult magazines to a child. Parents
             | did not have to hover over everything their child did. Was
             | it perfect, of course not, but it worked fairly well and
             | didn't require constant monitoring. You could let your kids
             | go to the mall and be fairly sure that they would not be
             | let in to an R-rated movie. They could ride their bikes to
             | a convenience store and the worst thing they could buy was
             | candy.
             | 
             | With online accounts and apps, everything needs review and
             | permission. Every. Single. Thing. That is the main
             | complaint in TFA. He wants a single device level setting so
             | that he doesn't have to constantly vet everything.
             | 
             | This is precisely why many parents support age verification
             | laws for social media and adult sites. Tech companies could
             | have solved this on their terms but they just punted it to
             | "parents" with an insane level of complexity, and the
             | parents don't like it.
        
               | soperj wrote:
               | and then they reset the settings regularly and you have
               | to redo it.
        
               | eikenberry wrote:
               | > No, we've always had effective societal gatekeeping on
               | what kids can access.
               | 
               | Isn't there still a very simple one, hardware access. If
               | the child doesn't have a smart phone of their own or
               | computer in their bedroom then they cannot use them to
               | get online unsupervised. This is about as simple on/off
               | as you can get and very easy to moderate.
        
               | Yossarrian22 wrote:
               | Until the school assigns online homework, homework that
               | takes 3 hours a night
        
               | eikenberry wrote:
               | I didn't say no computer/internet access. They could do
               | their homework on a computer in a common room.
        
               | SoftTalker wrote:
               | In my analogy that would be like forbidding your child
               | from having a bike because they might go somewhere that
               | would sell them beer, rather than simply a general,
               | mostly-reliable prohibition on selling beer to kids.
               | 
               | Or, if you do let them have a bike, it requires you to
               | follow them around everywhere to be sure they don't go to
               | a liquor store.
               | 
               | It's a completely over the top level of control. Yes it
               | would work but also do as much harm as good.
        
               | eikenberry wrote:
               | The bike analogy depends a lot on where you live. There
               | are places where you would not let your kids ride
               | anywhere they wanted without supervision and there are
               | places where the opposite is true. The internet is one
               | "place" and you'd need to adapt your bike analogy to that
               | place.
        
           | JeremyNT wrote:
           | My daughter has always used a normal low end Android phone
           | with the default parental controls. She only installs what I
           | whitelist. It's really not that much effort.
           | 
           | Honestly, maybe the Gabb Phone marketing is lulling users
           | into a false sense of security. If you still have to do the
           | same legwork as the default Android experience, what's the
           | point of their devices?
        
             | stackskipton wrote:
             | It is, they denied WhatsApp and Discord in their app stores
             | for good reason but allowed GroupMe? That's a choice and
             | not what I would call a good one.
        
         | vorpalhex wrote:
         | The issue is that the kid wants to play a game with his
         | friends.
         | 
         | So that is "online" in the sense that it uses the internet..
         | but it isn't the same as a web browser, or an open store of
         | every online app.
         | 
         | I run game servers for my nephew. I know he only adds his
         | friends and I can keep a loose eye on them. I don't care if his
         | friends talk about boobs or make penis jokes (they're 14), I
         | only care that there aren't any predators.
         | 
         | This is a clear and meaningful distinction and it doesn't sound
         | supported.
        
           | Ukv wrote:
           | > The issue is that the kid wants to play a game with his
           | friends [...] This is a clear and meaningful distinction and
           | it doesn't sound supported.
           | 
           | Clear how it could restrict to friends-only when connecting
           | directly to another Nintendo Switch user, but a bit murky how
           | it'd make that determination in cases like Minecraft where
           | the client is connecting to a cross-platform user-hosted game
           | server that is not associated with any Nintendo/Microsoft
           | account.
           | 
           | Could work if you have the parents manually whitelist
           | specific server IPs, as they could with router/firewall,
           | though not sure if "could you whitelist 209.216.230.207
           | please?" would present a meaningful choice in most cases.
        
             | andrewaylett wrote:
             | Specifically for Minecraft, Realms works for this: I
             | subscribe, I allow my children and friends to access our
             | instance via gamer tag.
             | 
             | Users on the same network can access each others' worlds,
             | at least between XBox and Android, so multi-device in the
             | same building works too.
        
             | awakeasleep wrote:
             | Console minecraft does not allow connecting to self hosted
             | 3rd party servers
        
           | beasthacker wrote:
           | Yes, this is exactly the distinction I was struggling to
           | articulate.
           | 
           | "Online" has collapsed into a single bucket that includes
           | friends-only play, strangers, stores, chat, downloads, etc.
           | What I want (and what you're describing with running servers)
           | is a way to scope online access: friends-only communication,
           | no discovery, no stores, no strangers.
           | 
           | The frustrating part is that many platforms either (a) force
           | these things to come as a bundle, so saying "yes" to playing
           | with friends implicitly says "yes" to a much larger surface
           | area; or (b) make the unbundling process so complex that
           | well-meaning parents fail and exhausted parents give up.
           | 
           | jonathaneunice put the incentives behind this more sharply
           | than I did here:
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46465547
        
         | floundy wrote:
         | I'm assuming the author was thinking Minecraft with the kid's
         | friends would be Peer2Peer or something. I doubt Switch has the
         | power to host a Minecraft server, but I might be wrong.
         | 
         | See Smash, which is entirely Peer2Peer for the main gameplay,
         | but requires a Switch Online membership to play for... what
         | exactly? Hosting a database of player ratings and using it for
         | matchmaking? There's probably one server rack on each continent
         | running the entirety of Smash online.
        
         | xg15 wrote:
         | Not a child, but I have a Switch myself and I held off for a
         | long time getting a membership. Of course you can do it, but
         | the Switch will put up lots of passive aggressive roadblocks
         | where it will let you know that you _could_ use this additional
         | feature in the game now if you just had a membership.
         | 
         | There are also unreasonable restrictions, like not being able
         | to play user-created maps in Mario Maker unless you have a
         | membership.
        
         | natnatenathan wrote:
         | Part of the point is that you cannot use it without it being
         | online. This is a big difference between the Switch and Switch
         | 2.
        
           | exitb wrote:
           | In what sense? I have a Switch 2 without NSO and it does not
           | allow online play. It also, in the default configuration,
           | needs to authenticate before even entering the online shop.
           | In that scope, it doesn't even need to have any parental
           | controls.
        
         | PaulHoule wrote:
         | Generally I worry about online gaming.
         | 
         | I played a lot of _Titanfall_ back in the day and had a lot of
         | reservations about talking with other people 's kids. Nothing
         | really bad happened, and I had a lot of fun, but it was creepy.
         | 
         | I kinda enjoy that the matchmaker rooms in _Beat Saber_ only
         | allow you to emote with large body gestures and not say
         | anything or even make hand gestures. I enjoy acting like a
         | cartoon character to honor and recognize the other players
         | (like choosing the song that I really hate because another
         | player has asked for it five times in a row) and not getting
         | involved in the mean bullshit you get in games like _League of
         | Legends_. (It 's fun to be in a private room with 2 or more
         | players too where you can chat but then you are talking with
         | people you picked which in my case are nice people)
         | 
         | My son and his friend created a new game called "the kick game"
         | inside a certain online game where the _real_ game was to trick
         | the other players into kicking out other players that they didn
         | 't like or wanted to bully -- frequently the victims didn't
         | understand the rules of this game at all. On Roblox they would
         | find racist games where you cut down thousands of Zulu, just
         | awful stuff.
         | 
         | Not to say I haven't had a good time with serious _League_
         | players who communicate on Discord and have a positive team but
         | I think communication features and UGC are often a disaster in
         | games.
        
         | iamnothere wrote:
         | Yes, this parent seems to assume that all parents want the same
         | restrictions. The reason that managing this stuff is
         | complicated is that you actually have to think about what
         | restrictions you want (if any), understand the implications,
         | and then set options to achieve those restrictions. A
         | surprising number of people aren't willing to do that! They
         | would rather tell companies "parent my children correctly" and
         | then sue as soon as the company's vision of "safety" doesn't
         | line up with their own.
         | 
         | In a country where you have parents with _wildly_ different
         | ideas about what constitutes "safety", I have no idea why
         | anyone thinks it is possible to set a single standard for this.
        
       | dosman33 wrote:
       | It's not an accident that its so hard to get this stuff right,
       | I've heard countless stories like this from friends who are
       | parents.
       | 
       | If the market wanted parents to be able to figure this out it
       | would be getting it right. It's obviously a dark pattern that
       | benefits everyone but the parents and their children. If more
       | people stopped to think deeper about this they would and should
       | be very disturbed by what this means.
        
         | immibis wrote:
         | And yet whenever the idea of changing this stuff at a societal
         | level comes up, HN is filled with thought-deleting cries of
         | "parents just need to be more responsible"
        
           | squigz wrote:
           | Usually when those discussions come up, there are plenty of
           | people recognizing both that 1) parents _do_ need to be more
           | responsible, but also that 2) we need _sane_ parental control
           | systems. What we don 't need is more bandaids that make it
           | appear as if something is being done.
        
             | watwut wrote:
             | Parents are already plenty responsible. Societal
             | expectation on parents are sky high and ever increasing.
             | Meanwhile, the same people refuse to accept anything that
             | would make parental responsibility easier.
        
               | istjohn wrote:
               | A supporting citation:
               | 
               | > In 1965, mothers spent a daily average of 54 minutes on
               | child care activities, while moms in 2012 averaged almost
               | twice that at 104 minutes per day. Fathers' time with
               | children nearly quadrupled - 1965 dads spent a daily
               | average of just 16 minutes with their kids, while today's
               | fathers spend about 59 minutes a day caring for them.
               | 
               | https://news.uci.edu/2016/09/28/todays-parents-spend-
               | more-ti...
        
               | squigz wrote:
               | 1-2 hours a day? That does seem sky-high...
        
             | mschuster91 wrote:
             | > Usually when those discussions come up, there are plenty
             | of people recognizing both that 1) parents do need to be
             | more responsible, but also that 2) we need sane parental
             | control systems.
             | 
             | Dunno. My generation grew up to be generally fine people,
             | without parental control software crap (and the poor sods
             | who had parents insisting on it only became better hackers
             | for it). Back then, there was things such as rottencom,
             | 4chan or its various predecessors... there were countless
             | instructions on how to make explosives or whatever readily
             | available, hoards of porn (ever been to a LAN party and
             | came home with _less_ porn on your HDD than before?). And
             | yes there were also alll the creeps.
             | 
             | The only thing that wasn't anywhere near as prevalent as
             | today is all the gambling/mtx crap and AI slop. Hell even
             | brainrot was a thing, half of the chan boards consisted of
             | utterly weird memes that make "skibidi toilet" blush in
             | comparison.
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | >My generation grew up to be generally fine people,
               | 
               | [Look at current voters in the US]
               | 
               | Ya sure about that?
        
           | throwway120385 wrote:
           | Yeah -- alongside cries of "why isn't anyone having children
           | anymore?"
        
         | toss1 wrote:
         | Exactly
         | 
         | >>"Here's what I want: an off switch. A single setting that
         | says "this child cannot go online, communicate with strangers,
         | spend money, or download anything without my explicit
         | permission." Instead I get a maze, complex enough that when
         | something goes wrong, I'm at fault for a tooltip I didn't hover
         | over, a blog post I didn't read, a submenu I didn't find. Maybe
         | that's by design. Maybe it's neglect. I don't know. "
         | 
         | When it happens only a few times, it might be neglect. This is
         | absolutely by design.
         | 
         | And think again if you think any large corporation (beyond a
         | few isolated individuals who will not be employed there for
         | long) has any actual concern for your safety, or to get
         | anything right beyond an _appearance_ of safety and plausible
         | deniability for the inevitable harm caused by their dark
         | patterns.
         | 
         | The only winning move is not to play. Don't play and write
         | about how awful it is. Send them the _only_ message that they
         | will hear. Stop giving them your money.
        
           | unloader6118 wrote:
           | > When it happens only a few times, it might be neglect. This
           | is absolutely by design.
           | 
           | Not sure if I want to call it by design.
           | 
           | It is not a dark pattern, it is just "what is the minimum we
           | can do to sell this without doing the curation work?"
        
             | toss1 wrote:
             | Building 29 separate settings with confusing and
             | overlapping effects is less work than making a single
             | setting of: [Local Only]?
             | 
             | Seems to be a much larger amount of work to design,
             | implement, and support a more-or-less dozen-step customer
             | journey that does _NOT_ work than just implementing a few
             | switches. And that goes even if the switch must be
             | designed-in from the beginning by designing operation for
             | local-only operation.
             | 
             | Surely, implementing a simple block-all-strangers to send-
             | to-bitbucket all communications attempts by accounts not
             | already on the whitelist is easier than all these
             | overlapping settings described?
             | 
             | Unless it is explained how building a much more complex
             | system is easier and lower-cost than a simpler system with
             | fewer controls, the default conclusion is it is
             | intentional.
             | 
             | >>It is not a dark pattern, it is just "what is the minimum
             | we can do to sell this without doing the curation work?"
             | 
             | Even if for the sake of discussion we treat it as laziness,
             | a dark pattern created by accident is still a dark pattern.
             | The customer is no less screwed into doing something they
             | do not want and the company does want.
        
               | pwg wrote:
               | > Building 29 separate settings with confusing and
               | overlapping effects is less work than making a single
               | setting of: [Local Only]?
               | 
               | The 29 separate confusing overlapping effects is by
               | design. A single "local only" switch would (so long as
               | that switch is enabled) lock out all manner of potential
               | future revenue and recurring rents, which these companies
               | very much want to see hit the balance sheet.
               | 
               | So the 29 separate confusing overlapping settings is
               | designed to frustrate you to the point that you allow
               | what they want from the start, the ability of the device
               | to generate future revenue (via both of one time sales
               | and recurring rents on rental sales).
        
               | toss1 wrote:
               | YES, Thank you!
               | 
               | >>The 29 separate confusing overlapping effects is by
               | design
               | 
               | >>designed to frustrate you to the point that you allow
               | what they want from the start, the ability of the device
               | to generate future revenue
               | 
               | And this explains why they are willing to do all the
               | extra work to do it.
               | 
               | It is not even close to accidental or lazy -- there is
               | nothing accidental about the intention or going to the
               | extra cost to build those dark patterns to screw the
               | customers.
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | At the end of the day if the MTX group says no, it
               | doesn't happen. Sales is always the most powerful group
               | in an organization, sometimes even overriding compliance
               | if they can get away with it.
        
               | quirkot wrote:
               | >> Building 29 separate settings with confusing and
               | overlapping effects is less work than making a single
               | setting of: [Local Only]?
               | 
               | Yes, absolutely. 29 separate overlapping settings likely
               | match up precisely to arguments in various APIs that are
               | used. On the other hand, what does local only even mean?
               | No wifi? No hardwired connection? LAN only? Connection to
               | the internet for system updates but not marketplace?
               | Something else? All with a specified outcome that
               | requires different implementation depending on hardware
               | version and needs to be tweaked everytime dependencies
               | change.
        
               | zzo38computer wrote:
               | Having a separate setting for unconditionally disabling
               | all wireless communication would be helpful. The other
               | stuff you mention can be separate settings if it is
               | useful to have them. (A setting to unconditionally all
               | disable wired connections is less important since you can
               | just avoid connecting it.)
        
               | toss1 wrote:
               | >>what does local only even mean?
               | 
               | Let's start with this: Design the architecture so the
               | core system works fine locally. Features requiring
               | Internet connection are in separate modules, so they can
               | be easily turned on/off, and designed so they are still
               | primarily local.
               | 
               | E.g., store all current status locally and _if requested_
               | another module sends it to the cloud, instead of cloud-
               | first.
               | 
               | E.g.2, install updates by making a pull of all resources
               | and then doing the update instead of requiring continuous
               | communication.
               | 
               | Allow user control with options to completely shut off,
               | whitelist, blacklist, etc.
               | 
               | Simple design decisions up front to make a software
               | package meeting the user's local needs first, THEN
               | allowing controlled access to the internet, under the
               | _USERS '_ control, instead of designing every feature to
               | contact your servers first and compromising both
               | usability and control at every step.
        
             | gukov wrote:
             | I'm not sure why some are struggling to understand this. A
             | single "godmode" checkbox would only be possible if every
             | element, the marketplace, the hardware, and the payment
             | rails, were inside one ecosystem. The Switch is Nintendo,
             | Minecraft is Microsoft, the credit card is Visa, and so on.
             | There are simply too many moving parts, making a single
             | killswitch nearly impossible to orchestrate.
        
               | Ajedi32 wrote:
               | That, or an open standard.
        
           | baq wrote:
           | > Send them the only message that they will hear. Stop giving
           | them your money.
           | 
           | Second order effects of this solution are not great either -
           | being outside of the smartphone world means you're...
           | outside. Network effects quickly push you out of social
           | groups without neither you nor the group doing anything mean,
           | it's just group dynamics.
           | 
           | The real issue is the device and services come in a package
           | which cannot be separated or compartmentalized. It's
           | basically impossible to say 'this device cannot access
           | youtube/pornhub/...' because there's a million ways to get
           | around restrictions.
        
         | alex-moon wrote:
         | I should guess it is about liability more than anything else.
         | They want to advertise and sell to children, but they don't
         | want to be taken to court about it. Makes a tonne of sense from
         | a profit perspective, especially as people under ~25 years of
         | age are more susceptible to impulsivity and addiction due to
         | the developing prefrontal cortex. From a sales perspective, the
         | younger the better (as any parent can confirm).
        
         | basket_horse wrote:
         | I disagree. I think it is an "accident" that stems from
         | organizations rather than anything sinister.
         | 
         | Companies generally want good parental controls, but let's face
         | it, it's not the cash cow or particularly interesting.
         | 
         | This leads to understaffed teams of b-list developers with high
         | churn, hence the overly confusing and half-baked features.
        
           | pavel_lishin wrote:
           | I would easily believe that Apple, Google, Microsoft, etc.,
           | explicitly staff these teams with childless adults.
        
             | baq wrote:
             | Given how easy it is for my 13yo daughter to get around
             | screen time restrictions on iOS in ways I wouldn't believe
             | are possible I'm not sure these people are even adults.
        
               | selectively wrote:
               | Apple has an engineering base that includes people who
               | were recently children.
               | 
               | Think about it that way: why would they make things
               | harder for who they were in the very recent past.
        
               | lovich wrote:
               | > Apple has an engineering base that includes people who
               | were recently children.
               | 
               | What?
               | 
               | I didn't realize Apple with in the habit of hiring people
               | straight out of high school instead of after going
               | through enough university education that ends up with
               | candidates in their early to mid 20s
        
               | selectively wrote:
               | Yep. They hire talent. University grads will work
               | alongside red team folks that are maybe 22 years old and
               | have been at Apple for two years. It's a thing.
               | 
               | I personally know more than one person who has a
               | background along those lines.
        
               | lovich wrote:
               | I was more pointing out that 22+ year olds aren't people
               | who were "recently children" unless we're continuing the
               | trend of infantilizing adults farther into their 20s.
               | 
               | I was also under the impression that the faangs hired a
               | larger % of post docs into their first industry job than
               | most companies, so you're also getting 27+ year olds as
               | entry level engineers and scientists
        
               | selectively wrote:
               | I think someone who is 22 was 17 in the not that distant
               | past.
               | 
               | Apple hires talent, they don't care about anything else.
               | Again, I am speaking to things I know from my actual life
               | and people I know in the physical world.
        
               | lovich wrote:
               | > Apple hires talent, they don't care about anything
               | else. Again, I am speaking to things I know from my
               | actual life and people I know in the physical world.
               | 
               | How many people do they hire without college degrees?
               | 
               | I am legitimately asking. I understand that was a thing
               | in the tech world decades ago but my understanding was
               | that big tech's idea of "talent" has evolved to include
               | mandatory education credentials like at least a
               | bachelor's degree if not further education.
               | 
               | 18 is recently a kid
               | 
               | 22 is someone whose been an adult for an entire
               | Presidential term. I might be splitting hairs but I
               | struggle to view that as "recent"
               | 
               | Edit: removed an unnecessarily aggressive paragraph that
               | added nothing to the conversation
        
               | selectively wrote:
               | I am not going to engage with your reply guy stuff any
               | longer.
               | 
               | No, tech companies _still_ don 't care about degrees.
               | They care about the skills, period, the end. If you are
               | seeking a role that relates to tech and you actually have
               | the skills, that's all they care about.
               | 
               | 22 is recently a kid. We have nothing further to discuss;
               | you are unreasonable.
        
               | Am4TIfIsER0ppos wrote:
               | All those companies are, or used to be, based in the US.
               | Those 22 year olds have only been allowed to drink for a
               | year so by one measure they were recently children.
        
           | ToucanLoucan wrote:
           | Parental controls and accessibility both suffer from the fact
           | that they are good features to add but fundamentally do not
           | drive revenue. They only exist in the average as much as is
           | required by regulation.
           | 
           | No business would build wheelchair ramps unless they were
           | made to, that's why we make them. There's no reason to not do
           | the same for parental controls.
        
           | rafaelmn wrote:
           | It's nearly impossible to block YouTube on a smart TV without
           | third party apps, even worse on non-android ones. And the app
           | is not uninstallable. I don't think this is b-tier devs,
           | feels like intentionall neglect.
        
           | hulitu wrote:
           | > Companies generally want good parental controls
           | 
           | Yeah, like Microsoft requesting that Firefox shall be
           | (parentally) reviewed, while Edge happilly could connect to
           | internet. Fixed by creating a local account.
        
           | fpauser wrote:
           | > Companies generally want good parental controls
           | 
           | Nope, parental controls are fucked up since ages. And this is
           | by design, and not because of some "b-list developers".
        
         | x0x0 wrote:
         | Well, this is the company that builds Teams.
         | 
         | One axis is if they even want to make parental controls work,
         | which they may well not want to but rather wish to just check
         | some checkboxes.
         | 
         | But the company that builds Teams and Windows 11: I think it's
         | entirely plausible they _can 't_.
        
         | tempodox wrote:
         | In the absence of consumer protection laws, this kind of abuse
         | is to be expected.
        
       | epiccoleman wrote:
       | I identify with so much of what's in this article - especially
       | the rage that has the author giving serious, coldblooded thought
       | to just destroying the Switch.
       | 
       | The Minecraft stuff in particular reads like some kind of standup
       | comedy bit where the joke is that the joke goes on way too long.
       | It is genuinely insane what it takes to get a kid online these
       | days, to the point where I honestly don't know how families
       | without some poor technical sadsap can even manage to get it
       | done.
       | 
       | I find it particularly infuriating that Nintendo - who are
       | supposed to be the "family friendly" gaming company, and who lock
       | down a _lot_ of things in variously annoying ways, seems to offer
       | no way to block or disable the Youtube app.
       | 
       | The way this stuff is handled in my house (and let me be clear
       | that this is extremely imperfect) is that I block Youtube and
       | various other sites at the network level. This is really not a
       | total solution - there are many good reasons for the kids to get
       | on Youtube and so I'm often asked to open the gates for a while.
       | Threading the needle in a manner that allows my kids to get the
       | benefits of the net without the huge number of downsides is
       | virtually impossible.
        
       | krosaen wrote:
       | Assuming you go down the path of allowing online anything, seems
       | like, after doing your best with parental controls, the most
       | effective thing is time boxing screen usage. Only so much can
       | happen in, say, 2-3 30 minute sessions throughout the day, and
       | the chances of a kid deciding to blow their precious minutes
       | responding to some random person seems much lower than if bored
       | and checking messages idly. Being nearby during a healthy sample
       | of sessions to have a pulse on what's going on helps too -
       | usually pretty obvious what they are doing.
       | 
       | But I share the frustration of the author with how unreliable the
       | controls are. Apple screen time controls routinely stop working -
       | especially the one that only allows access to a finite list of
       | websites. I need to check the browser history every week or so to
       | confirm it is still working, and do some dance where I turn off
       | controls, reboot, then turn back on every once in a while. The
       | reason this particular control is important to me is that, even
       | starting with something as pure as neil.fun, ads on that site
       | have proven to be a few clicks away from semi-pornographic sites
       | - it's terrible! And yet, turning off all internet access is such
       | a coarse decision that limits access to things that are generally
       | informational / fun / good (like neil.fun, or sports facts
       | sites).
        
         | Descon wrote:
         | neil.fun is porn ads
         | 
         | neal.fun is what I think you meant to link
        
           | antonymoose wrote:
           | Well that's a bit ironic in regards to the pro-Parental
           | Controls argument. Pornography is just a typo away...
        
           | krosaen wrote:
           | Ha whoops. But yes, the ads on the neal site I meant to link
           | to had the aforementioned problem
        
       | jonathaneunice wrote:
       | The complexity and frustration are in no way accidental. A
       | carefully designed, obfuscated, and Byzantined process designed
       | for exactly this effect.
       | 
       | > You're supposed to be so beaten down, so utterly depleted of
       | will, that you just cave. [...] You disable a bunch of parental
       | controls you don't really understand. You let your kid play his
       | damn game. You become the ideal customer.
       | 
       | Exactly so. Parental controls, privacy settings, permission to
       | show ads and collect infinite tracking data... The machine is
       | working exactly as intended. Maybe there are sentiments that "the
       | parents should have some control" and maybe there are some laws
       | about protecting children or protecting consumer privacy. But
       | hey, what if actually using any of those mechanisms was mind-
       | bendingly difficult and annoying? What if your control were only
       | available downstairs, in the unlighted cellar, at the bottom of a
       | locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on
       | the door saying "Beware of the Leopard." We'd still be in
       | compliance, right? Heh heh. Yeah. That's the ticket!
        
         | f1shy wrote:
         | Reminds me when Facebook added "privacy" controls, that were
         | virtually impossible to find, difficult to understand, and
         | confusing to give a false sense of security.
        
       | atoav wrote:
       | When I grew up my parents literally had no understanding of what
       | the internet was, nor what I was doing on it. That wasn't a
       | problem because all the rest of the upbringing they did prepared
       | me well to handle every situation I encountered there. There
       | approach was to let me and my brothers learn early how to judge
       | situations and risk ourselves and trusted us to set those
       | boundaries ourselves.
       | 
       | This meant while other kids were constantly insecure how to
       | handle a specific situation, we knew quite well (in comparison)
       | what was totally harmless and where you had to get careful. Thus
       | we were the only kids who jumped into water from bridges, but
       | also the only kids in my village who never broke any bone during
       | our entire childhood.
       | 
       | If you want your kid to be safe, isn't the best way to do it to
       | teach your kid how to make the decision what is safe themselves?
       | Otherwise they have to always rely on a parents (or other figures
       | of authority) to make that judgment for them. But the parents
       | aren't always around and if they call everything unsafe,
       | potentially nothing is.
        
         | weli wrote:
         | I agree with you so much. Great parenting is education, not
         | restriction. I don't want my kid to not talk to strangers
         | because I told him its something bad that you shouldn't do. He
         | won't talk to strangers because he _understands_ the
         | implications and what can happen.
         | 
         | A kid with no education and restricted access will just find a
         | way to do whatever he wants to do. A kid with good education
         | and unrestricted access will know to steer away from bad stuff
         | and talk to adults when he finds something strange.
         | 
         | One of the proudest moments of my grandfather (in my household,
         | he was the most tech savy) was when I found a way to "bypass"
         | an restriction program around age 11. From then on he decided I
         | "outgrew" this kind of limits and just gave me unlimited access
         | to the family computer and the internet.
         | 
         | But years later he confessed, the "click" moment for him was
         | not that I could bypass the restriction, but that I trusted him
         | enough to show him and that I self-reported the situation. And
         | this is pure education and has nothing to do with restrictions.
         | 
         | I read so many parents here that want to "educate" their
         | children but want to offload that work to some service or
         | program instead of putting the work in. You prefer spending 5
         | hours configuring your child's nintendo switch rather than
         | sitting down with him for 1 hour to explain to him what he can
         | encounter on the internet, how he should behave and react and
         | building the bond needed for him to trust you enough to come to
         | you when needed.
        
           | atoav wrote:
           | The thing many parents get wrong about education is to think
           | that the kid learns what you tell it. You tell the kid X is
           | dangerous, so now the kid learned X is dangerous. That is not
           | how it works _at all_. What the kid learns is that it can 't
           | be trusted to judge danger itself, since always when it tries
           | to do something itself found okay a panicked adult will tell
           | it this was dangerous.
           | 
           | The lesson isn't the meaning of the words you say to your
           | kids, the lesson is how what you say relates to _them_ and
           | what they observe _you doing_. And this isn 't just about
           | this example of traching them to make a sound judgement, this
           | can be expanded to nearly every educational problem one could
           | have with their kid.
           | 
           | E.g. extremely commonly you will find kids who develop bad
           | behavior despite their parents "telling them not to" will not
           | only witness the bad behavior by their parents, but will be
           | ignored, ridiculed, disrespected or mistrusted whenever they
           | do in fact behave well.
           | 
           | And it all boils down to the simple notion that you can't
           | just tell your kid a thing and expect that to be the lesson.
        
       | kgwxd wrote:
       | My 17 yo, and me, are still suffering for poor account choices I
       | made when he was young. My 10 yo will only ever have to remember
       | his birth year is the same as mine when asked in regards to any
       | of his accounts created by me.
        
       | lucumo wrote:
       | Family Link is kind of funny like that as well. As a parent you
       | can limit which apps your child can use, and even how long they
       | can use them. My child is above the age we can monitor their
       | every move, but they're below the age where we can trust they
       | won't spend all day playing games when they need to study. So
       | that feature is nice.
       | 
       | Except you have to allow the Google app. And you have to allow it
       | unrestricted time. That's not all that bad yet, though not great.
       | The annoying thing is that Google loves their little easter eggs.
       | So the child is procrastinating by playing Pacman, Snake, that
       | stupid Dino run game, and what not. Courtesy of the makers of the
       | parental controls.
        
         | mfld wrote:
         | Similarly, the Play Store cannot be limited and so for a kid
         | it's easy to spend time on promotional app videos there. So the
         | app limits are mostly useless, since you have to fully lock the
         | phone to disable this.
        
       | fn-mote wrote:
       | Dear All,
       | 
       | As you post, please be clear what age range child you are
       | discussing.
       | 
       | There are a lot of posts here advocating strategies that make
       | sense for a 10 year old but are ridiculous for a 15 year old.
       | 
       | Remember: once the children have friends with unrestricted cell
       | phones (essentially all 14+ year olds in the us), there are many
       | many more options for them to go online.
       | 
       | Also, I got my start as a "hacker" gaming, cheating, and doing
       | less legal stuff ... nothing like getting level 99 equipment to
       | incentivize learning how to read/edit a hex dump. Be aware of
       | unintended consequences when you (try to) cut a child off from
       | computer use.
       | 
       | Having been involved with a reasonable number of problems, I'd
       | say in the teen years negotiating and enforcing some kind of no-
       | device sleep schedule is the most critical.
       | 
       | If I had an answer to the rest of the addictive behavior, I
       | wouldn't be here making this post.
        
         | darkwater wrote:
         | > Also, I got my start as a "hacker" gaming, cheating, and
         | doing less legal stuff ... nothing like getting level 99
         | equipment to incentivize learning how to read/edit a hex dump.
         | Be aware of unintended consequences when you (try to) cut a
         | child off from computer use.
         | 
         | Yes, but no. I used to think the same, coming from the same
         | background, and sometimes I still do but back in the day there
         | was a big filter already (not everyone wanted or liked
         | videogames or a PC), and we were not terminally online. Plus,
         | for the average HNer there is a big survivorship bias on these
         | topics because "I went earning 6 figures thanks to my
         | experiences with computers back in the day".
         | 
         | Nowadays almost everyone has access to an Internet connected
         | smartphone, owning it is not a feature in itself anymore and
         | the vast majority are not entertained trying to hack it. So it
         | becomes something just like any other thing relates to
         | children/teenagers: use common sense, adapt to your kids
         | behavior, strengths and weaknesses and don't stick to rigid
         | rules proposed by someone else that doesn't know you, but keep
         | those rules in mind as an inspiration.
        
         | sneak wrote:
         | Why would a 15 year old warrant a mobile phone, much less an
         | unrestricted one?
        
           | LanceH wrote:
           | By high school there is definitely an expectation that
           | everyone has a phone. They will literally miss out on a
           | normal method of communication between friends and
           | classmates.
           | 
           | They miss out on the social group and then fade away from it
           | and just become "that one guy in our class."
           | 
           | The last time I mentioned this several people argued that,
           | "true friends would stick together" or some such. Well, if
           | you already have those friends. But if you're in high school
           | and finding yourself, you probably haven't met all of them
           | yet.
           | 
           | A lot of both communication and organizing of social events
           | happen through the phone. Kids without a phone (or some
           | online method) will just be forgotten. This is just the
           | reality.
           | 
           | Unrestricted access? That depends on the kid. We had them
           | charge in the living room (no overnight use), and their
           | computers were actual desktops in a single office in the
           | house.
           | 
           | We never used filtering or tracking software. The one
           | exception was blocking youtube (through /etc/hosts) for my
           | youngest during covid when it was too big a distraction.
        
             | throwway120385 wrote:
             | This is just generally true even as an adult. A lot of
             | social events used to start out on text threads in the
             | early 2000's and then moved on to Facebook Calendar by the
             | mid 2000's and then Instagram and I don't even know how it
             | would work now. But if you wanted to be in any particular
             | social group you probably had to deal with the icky
             | features of all of these social media apps just to do that.
             | We needed a public square for our little villages
             | everywhere and instead we got a man screaming at clouds and
             | occasionally handing out invitations.
        
           | theshrike79 wrote:
           | Not having a phone will most likely make your child a social
           | pariah.
           | 
           | They MIGHT be one of the few hyper-social ones that thrives
           | despite being left out of online circles but they are the
           | exception.
        
           | watwut wrote:
           | Cause practically speaking, school requires that. They will
           | pointificate about devices, but simultaneously create rules
           | that make them necessary.
        
           | iamnothere wrote:
           | While I agree that being this age doesn't automatically
           | warrant having a smartphone, any kid who has an allowance can
           | buy a bargain-basement Android phone to use over wifi. And
           | smartphones are very concealable.
           | 
           | (IMHO, once a kid has figured out how to do this, they have
           | earned the privilege. It's part of growing up.)
           | 
           | A responsible and forward-thinking parent could provide a
           | Graphene OS smartphone if the kid absolutely insists on
           | having one, to limit the privacy damage.
        
           | patmorgan23 wrote:
           | You think a high school freshman shouldn't have a cell phone?
           | Their friends a year older are driving and they may want to
           | do activities with them, and it's a good idea they have a
           | reliable means of communication to their parents in case they
           | need to come pick them up.
        
         | mjg2 wrote:
         | With due respect, this comment conveys a position of privilege
         | and surviver's bias. I, like you, eschewed online rules as a
         | minor and I luckily benefitted from this time in my expertise.
         | I was lucky. I didn't run into predators when using TF2,
         | Runescape, or MySpace, but that doesn't mean the threat wasn't
         | validated on with persons (children at the time) that fell
         | through the cracks.
         | 
         | The story outlined, one of a child prodigy solo-navigating the
         | gritty online world of pre-2000's, is old and tired. An
         | _active_ parent can support a child at all ages safely in these
         | "hacker" moments that are described without giving them un-
         | reined access to tools. A parent should be able to ask "how was
         | your day today?" and get a truthful answer about online
         | activity, just like the same question being asked at the end of
         | the school day. It's out of curiosity and protection, and from
         | a nurtured relationship.
        
           | michaelmrose wrote:
           | If your kid lies you might not get a truthful answer to that
           | question in person or online.
           | 
           | You are actually expecting a lot from devices that you never
           | had in the real world in the first place in order to mitigate
           | a risk that is very scary but less likely to kill them than
           | drugs and alcohol, swimming, bad driving, biking, getting hit
           | by a car whilst walking, getting shot, or suicide.
           | 
           | People are freaking out over stranger danger not because it
           | is by the numbers prevalent but because they feel like they
           | can control it then find out the controls suck.
           | 
           | What if I started Bikesafe an always online dash cam / coach
           | for your rider where AI would identify unsafe behaviour and
           | coach your kid and virtually eliminate bike deaths. Would you
           | feel more safe?
           | 
           | What if you read again and again that it didn't work because
           | of how many accidents are caused by drivers or momentary
           | mistakes.
           | 
           | Would you feel only as unsafe as before or worse?
        
             | mjg2 wrote:
             | First, I'm responding the more (politely) trivial remarks.
             | 
             | > drugs and alcohol, swimming, bad driving, biking, getting
             | hit by a car whilst walking, getting shot, or suicide.
             | 
             | These are false equivalences-- when has a pool try to groom
             | a child over the span of 3 years?
             | 
             | > What if I started Bikesafe an always online dash cam /
             | coach for your rider where AI would identify unsafe
             | behaviour and coach your kid and virtually eliminate bike
             | deaths. Would you feel more safe?
             | 
             | This is wholesale the wrong approach. This is the parent
             | absconding responsibility, which is my driving point of the
             | problem.
             | 
             | Now to the main point:
             | 
             | > You are actually expecting a lot from devices that you
             | never had in the real world in the first place ...
             | 
             | I'm not expecting anything from my devices because machines
             | cannot be held accountable for human choices; a gun cannot
             | be held accountable for being misused. The internet is a
             | powerful tool and users should understand the ramifications
             | of certain actions.
             | 
             | > If your kid lies you might not get a truthful answer to
             | that question in person or online.
             | 
             | That's a parenting moment that one should relish
             | retrospectively. To teach them good morals and values, to
             | remind them that you love them, and that lying about safety
             | processes can be very dangerous.
        
             | margalabargala wrote:
             | Arguably this can increase the risk of death by suicide,
             | quite a bit.
        
           | mystraline wrote:
           | In reality, the whole "stranger danger" is way overblown and
           | always has been. Most of the time, sexual predators are going
           | to be either family or friends.
           | 
           | https://rainn.org/facts-statistics-the-scope-of-the-
           | problem/...
           | 
           | 93% of victims under 18 know their abuser.
           | 
           | Sure there's 7% thats not, but a significant supermajority is
           | family/friends. 59% were acquaintances, and 34% are family.
           | 
           | Edit: seriously, -1 cause I link to actual facts, rather than
           | shitty emotional outbursts? Family and friends of family have
           | always been the major list of suspects for child sex abuse.
           | They're the ones who have time and access.
           | 
           | But somehow linking to cited facts is -1 central. Sigh.
        
             | hamdingers wrote:
             | First, that statistic sources a study from 2000, a time
             | when zero children had smartphones and approximately zero
             | children played online games.
             | 
             | Second, even if the statistic wasn't obsolete, a groomed
             | kid knows their abuser by definition.
             | 
             | I understand what you're trying to get at and suspect
             | you're right, but the comment does not make your case well.
        
             | SkyPuncher wrote:
             | Keep in mind, this study is only physical sexual abuse.
             | 
             | Internet has opened up an entire world of virtual sexual
             | abuse.
        
           | PaulHoule wrote:
           | I was one of those kids. I got a 300 baud modem the year
           | after _Wargames_ came out. It was a whole different world.
           | 
           | My wife and I disagreed about letting my son have my old
           | desktop replacement laptop at a young age. Of course I said
           | yes, based on my own experience, but my wife turned out to be
           | right in the end. He got into some pretty dark places and the
           | toxic relationships he developed with other people his age
           | were bad enough and the trouble he got into was real and not
           | hypothetical.
           | 
           | He's turned it around and is getting the support to do well
           | relative to his Gen Z peers, but it took some harrowing
           | experiences to get there.
        
             | steve_adams_86 wrote:
             | My wife was right too. My kids ended up being unable to
             | manage their device use at all, they developed seriously
             | bad habits, lied and deceived extensively to gain access to
             | devices, and repeatedly sacrificed relationships and trust
             | for more screen time. There were years there where I
             | thought surely they'd click with it and develop better
             | habits, make better choices (with our guidance), and so on.
             | Abstinence could be worse, right? Some exposure would be
             | helpful and lead to useful conversations and so on.
             | 
             | The Internet, Internet access, and apps have changed since
             | I was a kid. Despite their time on digital devices along
             | with my efforts to teach them, my kids have no idea how
             | computers work or how to use them very effectively. The
             | skills they have developed to gain access to them were
             | largely social engineering and lying. They exclusively
             | waste time and brain cells when they're on screens.
             | 
             | One of my kids essentially can't have access to devices
             | because he'll burn hours into the night playing really,
             | really stupid games and watching porn. This is ALL he wants
             | to do on phones or computers. Sometimes he will window
             | shop.
             | 
             | You might think this is largely due to my failure to have
             | insight into what my kids are doing and limiting access
             | correctly, but that isn't the case. At first we were
             | somewhat lenient and figured if they accessed things they
             | shouldn't, we'd see it and have conversations. That was
             | very early on. The conversations did nothing. I began
             | putting severe restrictions on devices quite quickly
             | because problems became evident quickly. I was a bit naive
             | about it at first, my wife was not. We clashed a bit, but
             | then device theft and social engineering started and I
             | quickly aligned with her. Since then, many years ago, very
             | little access has been on account of us not protecting
             | devices properly. He is extremely good at gaining access
             | when he's not supposed to, and extremely good at hiding it.
             | It's like having an addict in the house.
             | 
             | He has no future in computers. He doesn't care about
             | computers at all. He is incredibly compulsive, self-
             | harming, and freely harms his relationships to get what he
             | wants. This has been going on for about 5 years; he's 16
             | now, and I'm pretty scared for when he's out on his own and
             | doesn't have anyone to protect him from himself. I think
             | there will be some brutal lessons. Lost jobs, lost
             | relationships, lost confidence and self esteem. I'm not
             | looking forward to it.
             | 
             | I have no idea why I turned sneaking onto computers into a
             | career rather than rotted away like they do. I wanted to
             | learn to program. I was curious. My kids want to play NBA
             | 2k and watch porn. That's about it.
        
               | anothereng wrote:
               | You were born in an era where the internet wasn't as
               | addictive as it is nowadays.
        
               | selectively wrote:
               | Heroin is addictive. Physical compulsion is addiction.
               | What you are talking about is not addiction. It shares
               | some elements, but no one is breaking into cars so they
               | can scroll Instagram.
        
               | ronsor wrote:
               | The Internet now mostly consists of short-form garbage
               | and dark patterns.
               | 
               | Also,
               | 
               | > He is incredibly compulsive, self-harming, and freely
               | harms his relationships to get what he wants.
               | 
               | This probably indicates deeper psychological issues that
               | aren't solely related to Internet addiction.
        
         | xg15 wrote:
         | Parent: All I want is an off switch!
         | 
         | HN: No no no let me stop you right there
        
         | hexbin010 wrote:
         | Why are you addressing HN like a headmaster addressing
         | schoolchildren?
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | The main point of childhood is to develop a solid basic
         | humanity with good habits and a good moral compass. That means
         | moral, intellectual, spiritual, and physical development. Good
         | parenting and a good social environment support these. As such,
         | these goods should be prioritized.
         | 
         | We know that children and teenagers are vulnerable to all sorts
         | of filth that the internet makes available very easily, and
         | indeed even inflicts without consent onto users. Porn, for
         | example, was something that was more difficult to encounter
         | before the internet, and when you did encounter it, it was in
         | smaller amounts. Today, you are a URL away from an unlimited
         | sea of it, and the ubiquity of mobile devices means restricting
         | access is difficult. This makes parenting more challenging. And
         | that's a more pernicious even if common problem. Social media
         | and SFV cause all sorts of developmental harm without suffering
         | the same stigmas as pornography or violence, and so its use
         | continue with the full approval of the social environment.
         | 
         | (And age range here is not so important to discuss; pornography
         | consumption and social media/SFV use is bad for everyone,
         | including adults.)
         | 
         | > Be aware of unintended consequences when you (try to) cut a
         | child off from computer use.
         | 
         | A corollary of what I wrote about is that you have to
         | understand what matters. Becoming a "hacker" isn't the priority
         | of childhood, and it's odd to prioritize that. It isn't worth
         | anything if you are left screwed up by consuming bad content.
         | (Nor does most of the most fruitful experimentation require
         | constant and unfettered internet access. Without maturity and
         | discipline, the internet easily becomes an enabler of shallow
         | and superficial engagement. Deeper exploration is often best
         | facilitated by disconnecting.) It's also senseless to appeal to
         | exceptions.
         | 
         | However, I do think that the most important factor isn't
         | parental controls, but the family environment, what parents
         | teach their children, and the social groups your family and
         | your children move around in. If parents are relying on
         | technology as a substitute for their job as parents, then
         | children will easily fall prey to all sorts of trash. But if
         | children have parents who communicate clearly what they should
         | and should not be doing, maintain a healthy and active family
         | life, and model good behavior by example while penalizing bad
         | behavior, then children will generally stick to good behaviors.
         | 
         | I think law has an important role to play. The former should
         | support the latter. And more fundamentally, this requires a
         | certain backtracking from the anything goes/do what feels good
         | ethos of the contemporary moral landscape. Moral confusion is
         | the biggest factor. Law is effectively a determination of
         | general moral principles within certain socially and culturally
         | concrete circumstances. As the old expression goes, _lex
         | iniusta non est lex_ (an unjust law is not a law). The point of
         | the law is to guard the common good (which is what makes a
         | society) and help steer people away from the bad and toward the
         | good. We all need these to live good lives, and we need to
         | finally put to rest the pernicious notion that the law is not
         | about moral guidance and that all it exists for is to secure
         | our  "rights" to whatever we want, where the understanding of
         | rights entails a destructive _do what thou wilt_ relativism.
         | True freedom is not the ability to do whatever you damn well
         | please. It is the ability to do what is good, and to be able to
         | do the good, one must be virtuous - a proper formation - that
         | enables you to be good. Vice cripples our ability to be. A
         | legal system and a society that is supportive of virtue and the
         | good is good for its individual members. One that embraces a
         | bullshit  "neutrality" is an easy target for predatory
         | exploitation. There is a great deal of money to be made from
         | vice and stupidity. We become morally defenseless in the face
         | of the wolves. Might becomes right, and in a culture of moral
         | relativism, we internalize this tyrannical false principle.
        
         | micromacrofoot wrote:
         | and I was groomed and raped at age 13 because I had unfettered
         | access to AOL chat rooms
         | 
         | caution is necessary and kids can learn plenty without
         | unrestricted access
         | 
         | I personally would have been better off without internet
         | access, no knowledge of hex dumps would have been worth it.
         | It's a little upsetting that you're using that as an example of
         | why kids should have more permissive access.
        
           | DebugDruid wrote:
           | You blame unfettered access to AOL chat, I blame your parents
           | for giving you internet access and not teaching you to never
           | share your real name or real address online. Mine taught me
           | that early on. Later, I learned about proxies so I could
           | further hide my approximate IP location from danger.
        
         | Bluecobra wrote:
         | > Be aware of unintended consequences when you (try to) cut a
         | child off from computer use.
         | 
         | In the mid 90's I got my first PC when I was 13 but my parents
         | would not let me online. I ended up finding a way via nefarious
         | means. I bought a 25' telephone cord from Radio Shack and when
         | my parents weren't home I would unplug their bedroom phone. I
         | discovered that if I ran the Prodigy installer it would connect
         | to the Internet briefly to download the latest phone numbers in
         | my area. I found that I could alt-tab out of the full screen
         | installer and use the lnternet unfiltered for about 10 minutes
         | or so before they kicked me off. This worked for about a year
         | or so.
         | 
         | I then had to resort to stealing my parent's credit card and
         | signing up for free trials and cancelling them before the
         | charges incurred. I eventually screwed up big time. I
         | downloaded a "free porn" BBS dialer and it made an
         | international call to South America and ran up the phone bill
         | $300 or so. I lost my computer privileges for a couple of
         | months. I guess the silver lining was when I turned 16, I
         | immediately got a job and my drivers license so I could pay for
         | my own phone line. I kept my grades up to maintain privileges
         | and was a straight arrow since.
        
       | tolerance wrote:
       | This was a tough read. On one end I want to hold this parent
       | accountable...and he should be held accountable for any
       | negligence on his part. As noted, Gabb does indicate that GroupMe
       | facilitates communication with strangers. Because, well, it's a
       | messaging app like any other.
       | 
       | I don't want to digress too far, but you know what I had when I
       | was young and wanted to talk about books? Libraries. That's
       | beside the point but somewhere is a point to be made and I don't
       | want to pry into this man's personal life beyond what he's
       | already shared about this ugly experience. But I imagine that few
       | things can deter a predator like a swarm of librarians.
       | 
       | " _I could almost hear the crack. Could almost see that OLED
       | display splintering into a thousand pieces. The little Joy-Cons
       | skittering across the floor. My son 's face. My wife's face. The
       | stunned silence._"
       | 
       | He should've broken the Switch. Anyone who's ever destroyed
       | electronics knows how cathartic it is. Men are only afforded so
       | many opportunities to display healthy acts of aggression in front
       | of their wives and children. Of course never _towards_ them.
       | 
       | " _What I did was announce, in a voice louder than necessary,
       | that nobody was to ask me about anything Minecraft-related on the
       | Nintendo Switch for a minimum of two weeks._ "
       | 
       | I suppose that'll do.
       | 
       | " _Here 's what I want: an off switch. A single setting that says
       | "this child cannot go online, communicate with strangers, spend
       | money, or download anything without my explicit permission."
       | Instead I get a maze, complex enough that when something goes
       | wrong, I'm at fault for a tooltip I didn't hover over, a blog
       | post I didn't read, a submenu I didn't find. Maybe that's by
       | design. Maybe it's neglect. I don't know._
       | 
       |  _What I know is this. My son just wants to play video games and
       | talk to his friends. I just want to keep him safe. Somewhere
       | between those two things, I 'm supposed to become an expert in
       | the convoluted parental control schemes of Gabb, Nintendo,
       | Microsoft, and Xbox, while a stranger's Christmas morning texts
       | sit in my son's phone history._"
       | 
       | Again. It's easy for me to blame this dude because I live in a
       | world where this sort of scenario is wholly unlikely and to a
       | great degree his experience explains why that is the case for me.
       | But this story was too well put together. I never thought that a
       | curl one liner and a bash script could emote a form of anger that
       | I empathize with so readily.
       | 
       | I hope this inspires him to question the extent to which he's
       | relegated parental controls in other areas, if it's at all the
       | case elsewhere. Either destroy them or set firmer boundaries and
       | raise your expectations for yourself and whatever third parties
       | he sees fit to be held responsible for his household and their
       | affairs. It may take another 12 years or so...but your sons
       | should thank you if you're successful.
        
       | martin-t wrote:
       | I don't mean to sound like the stereotypical "I did X and turned
       | out fine" but...
       | 
       | I grew up with an internet access on my computer in my room
       | without anybody watching over my back and without any
       | restrictions and nothing bad really happened. Meanwhile these
       | days some people around me with children around the 10-15 range
       | seem think their children cannot be trusted and restrictions are
       | absolutely essential.
       | 
       | Has the internet really changed that much in the last decade or
       | two? Or are people and media just talking about the dangers more?
       | 
       | ---
       | 
       | Also, what happens to these kids when they reach adulthood and
       | the guard rails come off?
       | 
       | Has anybody tried an alternative like teaching children about the
       | actual dangers, how to recognize manipulation, etc? I have a
       | feeling many people (including children) don't really learn
       | unless they get hurt so the best we can do it making sure they do
       | get hurt but only a little.
       | 
       | E.g. let them get scammed in a game instead of real life. Or
       | pretend to be a stranger and try to befriend them, seeing if they
       | fall for it?
        
         | immibis wrote:
         | The internet has changed incredibly in the last two decades,
         | and has almost nothing in common with the internet of two
         | decades ago. Predators of all varieties are everywhere; many of
         | them are billion-dollar companies. Scams are everywhere.
         | 
         | Getting scammed in RuneScape is probably a good learning
         | experience, but is RuneScape still the _only_ game that 's like
         | the old experience of RuneScape? That and Minecraft I suppose,
         | but you can't really filter out servers in Minecraft.
        
         | eYrKEC2 wrote:
         | I think the difference is that the parents of today are _you_.
         | _They_ grew up with unrestricted internet access, because their
         | parents didn't.
         | 
         | I think that pornography is poison and my parents didn't know
         | that I had access to it. "Not my kid!", they said. But my
         | generation says, "It's every. single. kid."
         | 
         | > Has anybody tried an alternative like teaching children about
         | the actual dangers, how to recognize manipulation, etc?
         | 
         | Another poison is alcohol. Some people think that letting their
         | kids access alcohol in their house is reasonable. I think it is
         | better to wait until your brain is more developed before trying
         | alcohol. First experiences with alcohol at a later age tends to
         | enable people to have a less worse relationship with alcohol.
        
         | ball_of_lint wrote:
         | Yes, the internet has changed that much.
         | 
         | https://www.wired.com/story/youtube-for-kids-videos-problems...
         | 
         | Lots of people are in this thread saying "ah, just tell your
         | children not to get groomed / not to watch disturbing content".
         | They're kids. They are going to disobey their parents. There's
         | no one here arguing we don't need to teach kids these things.
         | But, like how when you're learning to drive you start in a
         | parking lot with a crappy car, we need a way to make a
         | relatively safe place for them to learn. Parental controls are
         | currently failing to do that.
         | 
         | Furthermore, where you and I and median commenter on HN might
         | be an engaged, attentive parent, there's lots of parents out
         | there who are not. Having a good, easy-to-setup version of
         | these controls that a less engaged parent will actually turn on
         | would make a positive impact on those children who aren't
         | receiving the teaching you suggest.
        
         | ball_of_lint wrote:
         | > Or pretend to be a stranger and try to befriend them, seeing
         | if they fall for it?
         | 
         | That seems like a great way to destroy any trust in you your
         | child might have.
        
       | alembic_fumes wrote:
       | This pervasive desire to block, protect, monitor, and control
       | your children's online activities through nebulous supervision
       | tools seems like a particularly American solution to a
       | particularly American problem. Much like how little Timmy simply
       | can't go out to play without a GPS anklet and an air tag behind
       | each ear, so too can't he go online without a supervised account
       | on a supervised device on a supervised connection.
       | 
       | Take an earnest interest in your child's activities, both online
       | and offline. Guide them how to behave in strange, even weird and
       | scary situations with strangers. Be the reliable adult in their
       | life to whom they can tell when they encounter something
       | unpleasant, online or offline. Under the guidance of a parent
       | your children will be safer than behind any amount of protective
       | layers that these so called child-safety apps provide, and they
       | will also know how to help their friends to navigate risk and
       | avoid danger.
       | 
       | Or put another way, if your child must eventually swim in the
       | sea, would rather that they know how to swim, or strap a fifth
       | flotation device onto their back?
        
         | TimTheTinker wrote:
         | Europeans have trouble understanding in part because social
         | trust is still high in many parts of Europe due to regional
         | monoculturalism.
        
           | logicchains wrote:
           | >social trust is still high in many parts of Europe due to
           | regional monoculturalism
           | 
           | Online predators aren't a multiculturalism problem; an
           | entirely white community is still capable of producing an
           | abundance of paedophiles.
        
             | krapp wrote:
             | Why did you edit out the part about being "as racist as
             | they come?"
             | 
             | Come now, stand behind your principles.
        
               | jjulius wrote:
               | >Come now, stand behind your principles.
               | 
               | Are we 100% sure that the edit wasn't a result of a
               | reevaluation of "principles"?
        
               | logicchains wrote:
               | I realised that I didn't need my racism credentials to
               | argue that white people have no shortage of paedophiles.
               | 
               | Fun fact: in spite of only comprising about 60% of the US
               | population, whites account for over 80% of federal child
               | pornography offenders.
        
             | bluGill wrote:
             | White covers a large varity of different cultures. Even
             | something smaller like German covers many different
             | cultures.
        
           | carlosjobim wrote:
           | "Horrific betrayal..."
           | 
           | Online grooming happens on a gigantic scale in Europe. It
           | just doesn't get the headlines it should. And parents don't
           | care to protect their children. They're busy.
        
         | amtamt wrote:
         | While this is a sound theoritical advice, the real world has
         | changed a lot. Parents and elder siblings are not the only
         | people kids interact with. For every parent mindful of dangers
         | of unsupervised internet access, there are many parents who
         | give unrestricted access to tiktok (and rest of the internet)
         | because everyone other person does that, and then kids share.
         | 
         | Businesses don't care for the careful minority when they know
         | such advices will be shared, silencing those who really care.
         | 
         | Even the feature name "parental control" is chosen to induce
         | guilt in parents.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | > to a particularly American problem
         | 
         | The Internet and mobile phones are not a particularly American
         | problem. They're literally everywhere.
        
         | armchairhacker wrote:
         | Some kids only need the honor system, but others, especially
         | younger ones, need hard restrictions. If the parent is
         | reasonable and the kid grows up smart, they'll be thankful
         | later, which is why kids also get restricted offline.
         | 
         | Rough analogies:
         | 
         | - Not letting kids buy unlimited candy ~ not giving them
         | unlimited screen time
         | 
         | - Preventing your kid from interacting with "bad" kids or going
         | into unsafe neighborhoods ~ blocking "bad" websites
         | 
         | - Not letting your kid watch adult shows or go to adult places
         | ~ automatically hiding NSWF content
         | 
         | On the last point: if you're not careful and your kid is
         | unlucky, they may find shocking and traumatizing content
         | accidentally. This is true in real life but the internet moreso
         | (vs safe neighborhoods), even today. e.g. I regularly hear
         | reports about Instagram recommending gore seemingly out of
         | nowhere, such as https://www.cbsnews.com/news/instagram-
         | violence/ (Instagram seems particularly notorious for some
         | reason).
        
         | danaris wrote:
         | This _is_ good advice.
         | 
         | However, it doesn't work for families where both parents have
         | to work 2-3 jobs just to keep food on the table and the heat on
         | all winter.
         | 
         | And no; poor families neither do nor _should_ "just keep the
         | kids from getting cellphones" or something (not that you would
         | necessarily make that argument, but I've seen its like too many
         | times on HN...).
         | 
         | Poor parents can certainly still "take an earnest interest",
         | but they're much less likely to be able to _be there_...and,
         | frankly, due to the stresses and pressures of Living While
         | Poor, they 're less likely to have the emotional bandwidth to
         | communicate clearly and productively about these things, too.
         | 
         | Now, what _is_ the answer? ...hell if I know. Being poor sucks,
         | and there aren 't always good ways around that.
        
         | cameldrv wrote:
         | You shouldn't constantly be hovering over your kids. Still, you
         | don't want them to get in serious trouble. As a parent, you can
         | curate the options they have without knowing exactly what they
         | are doing. You can fill bookshelves with appropriate books, and
         | if you see them reading on the couch, you don't need to know
         | exactly what they're reading. Some people also are able to
         | control where they live, what schools their kids go to, what
         | friends you invite over to your house, etc.
         | 
         | One day your kid might have the friend over that you suspect
         | might be trouble. You check in a little more often. Online is
         | harder. You see them with the device, and without controls,
         | what's going on could be almost anything.
        
         | BeetleB wrote:
         | Because I want a device for my kids to play games.
         | 
         | Not communicate.
         | 
         | Not buy stuff.
         | 
         | Just play (local) games.
         | 
         | Stuff like online communications will come at a later age.
         | Absolutely no reason to start explaining that to a 5 year old.
         | 
         | And absolutely no reason to have all 3 bundled in one.
         | 
         | > Take an earnest interest in your child's activities, both
         | online and offline. Guide them how to behave in strange, even
         | weird and scary situations with strangers. Be the reliable
         | adult in their life to whom they can tell when they encounter
         | something unpleasant, online or offline. Under the guidance of
         | a parent your children will be safer than behind any amount of
         | protective layers that these so called child-safety apps
         | provide, and they will also know how to help their friends to
         | navigate risk and avoid danger.
         | 
         | Everything you just said is true for gun ownership as well!
        
           | elros wrote:
           | On a certain level, it's also a question of different
           | parenting philosophy.
           | 
           | > Stuff like online communications will come at a later age.
           | Absolutely no reason to start explaining that to a 5 year
           | old.
           | 
           | I agree, but I also see absolutely no reason why 5 years old
           | children would have access to a gaming device. Pretty much
           | any other activity I can imagine is better for them.
        
             | BeetleB wrote:
             | > I agree, but I also see absolutely no reason why 5 years
             | old children would have access to a gaming device. Pretty
             | much any other activity I can imagine is better for them.
             | 
             | I suggest expanding your imagination skills. There are
             | definitely worse activities, like watching TV.
             | 
             | And there's physical limit to how much physical activity
             | one can be doing. There's definitely a point of diminishing
             | returns there.
             | 
             | And the skills one can develop with carefully curated games
             | are hard to reproduce in any entertaining manner.
             | 
             | I mean, sure, I could have him do math but it's a lot more
             | boring.
             | 
             | Playing games is definitely an "and", not an "exclusive or"
             | proposition.
             | 
             | I was given access to computer games at that age and I'm
             | definitely appreciative for it. I only realized the value
             | when I was well into my 30s.
        
               | soperj wrote:
               | > And there's physical limit to how much physical
               | activity one can be doing
               | 
               | Do you hang out with many 5 year olds? They're made of
               | energy.
               | 
               | > I could have him do math but it's a lot more boring
               | 
               | I did Math all the time with my 5 year old and he loved
               | it, but then I also love math, and it's easy to make fun.
        
               | BeetleB wrote:
               | Fair points, but understand that this is a
               | multidimensional issue, with each dimension being a
               | continuum.
               | 
               | I know plenty of people using the exact same arguments to
               | argue that kids should not waste time with Lego. There
               | are better physical activities.
        
               | soperj wrote:
               | people are definitely crazy.
        
             | krupan wrote:
             | We got an Atari computer when I was 5. I was allowed to
             | play Pac-Man and Donkey Kong for as long as I wanted. Turns
             | out, those games were not designed by the same people who
             | make slot machines, and they got frustrating pretty quickly
             | and I chose to go do other things. This scenario not even
             | being an option today is what most people are complaining
             | about here.
        
           | squibonpig wrote:
           | Gun ownership isn't a terrible example honestly. I would have
           | been probably 8 or so when I was allowed to traipse around in
           | the woods near my dad's house with a BB gun, following
           | extensive safety teaching of course. We would go out in the
           | yard and shoot a shotgun and a rifle around that same age.
           | People are probably not careful enough with guns right now in
           | America given the stats, but it's not at all unreasonable in
           | a rural context for a relatively young kid to be trusted with
           | use of a firearm, even for short unsupervised periods. The
           | real thing that a parent has to do (beyond still waiting
           | until an appropriate age) is to extensively drill in the
           | safety habits and proper use and know their kid well enough
           | to determine whether they're ready for that responsibility.
        
             | BeetleB wrote:
             | Sure, but do you understand that it's perfectly reasonable
             | to be able to buy a toy gun and _not_ have to explain gun
             | safety to them?
             | 
             | Or would you recommend that all toy guns have the ability
             | to be dangerous and all parents should train them because
             | of the prevalence of guns in society?
        
               | sojsurf wrote:
               | A few thoughts:
               | 
               | - Perhaps we have different ideas of the appropriate age
               | to wean kids off of toys and teach them to use real (and
               | sometimes dangerous) things. Today's discussion is about
               | guns, but the same could be said for boats, motorcycles,
               | woodworking equipment, etc. I would like my children to
               | be well rounded and well equipped when they become
               | adults. However, I acknowledge that this may not be
               | normal anymore: Many families seem to be content with
               | their teenagers playing games all day long (ironically,
               | games with guns!)
               | 
               | - It sounds like you have the gun in a "toy" category.
               | For my kids, guns are absolutely not in the toy category.
               | They are tools, used for hunting and protection, and
               | access to these tools comes with guard rails and
               | significant responsibility. I would rather my kids never
               | get used to guns as toys.
               | 
               | - This is bigger than just personal decisions: In my
               | state, teenagers used to be allowed to work on
               | construction sites in the summers. By the time they
               | graduated, many of these guys had real skills they could
               | support their family with. In our rush to protect kids,
               | this kind of work is no longer taught in classes or
               | available as summer work for young people. We have made
               | it increasingly hard for young people to "grow up"!
        
               | BeetleB wrote:
               | > For my kids, guns are absolutely not in the toy
               | category. They are tools, used for hunting and
               | protection, and access to these tools comes with guard
               | rails and significant responsibility.
               | 
               | The same is true for cars. Are you also against toy cars?
               | 
               | > By the time they graduated, many of these guys had real
               | skills they could support their family with. In our rush
               | to protect kids, this kind of work is no longer taught in
               | classes or available as summer work for young people. We
               | have made it increasingly hard for young people to "grow
               | up"!
               | 
               | This is a totally different issue from access to games.
               | Why couple the two? Are you implying one cannot be taught
               | those skills if they have access to games?
        
               | sojsurf wrote:
               | > Are you implying one cannot be taught those skills if
               | they have access to games?
               | 
               | Nah, I think games can be very valuable, especially
               | communal, in-person games. I don't mind access to games
               | at all... I think I look at the various forces around
               | children and teens today, and it feels like we've taken
               | away a lot of the things that were very valuable for
               | development because they might be dangerous, and replaced
               | them with replicas that are safe but lack some of the
               | value and experience that came with the dangerous thing.
               | 
               | As an example, hunting games are safer than hunting, but
               | hunting games do not teach you to be patient and still
               | for hours, they do not teach gun safety, they do not
               | teach you to stick it out when things get cold and
               | uncomfortable. They do not teach you how to do something
               | useful with the animal after you shot it, and there is no
               | real cost to being sloppy and injuring but not killing an
               | animal that is now suffering in the woods.
               | 
               | I'm sure you've heard people talk about the
               | "infantilization" of young adults. What factors do you
               | see behind this? How would you suggest we teach young
               | people how to do hard things?
        
               | crusty wrote:
               | How big are your feet? Because the shoe horn you just
               | used to squeeze your barely veiled disdain for parentting
               | "choices" that aren't like yours into this thread about
               | user-adversarial parental settings by major game system
               | manufacturers was massive.
        
               | sojsurf wrote:
               | This thread was a follow-up to squibonpig's comment about
               | the parental responsibility and the value of giving young
               | people access to things that are dangerous when it's done
               | with proper guidance. I agree with him, with the caveat
               | that "the internet" is dangerous more like a city at
               | night than a gun.
        
               | Dylan16807 wrote:
               | Unsupervised access to most dangerous tools can wait
               | until they're teenagers. Dangerous tools shouldn't be the
               | only option.
        
             | ip26 wrote:
             | Maybe the analogy here is you can buy only one kind of gun.
             | That gun can load any ammunition. It's easy for children to
             | get their hands on anything from bb's to BMG50. The gun has
             | parental controls to allow selecting which ammunition the
             | gun will accept. It's up to the parents to decipher the
             | difference between all the types, and the out-of-box
             | default is all types are allowed.
             | 
             | Some commenters admonish parents for trying to use these
             | parental controls at all. _"Just be good parents and
             | instruct your 6 year old not to use hollow point, 7.62mm,
             | or fmj"_
        
         | Groxx wrote:
         | Meanwhile in the EU: growing effort to simply outright ban
         | social media for under-16s.
         | 
         | It's really not unique. America might be high on the list and a
         | bit weird about it, but it is most definitely not alone.
        
         | ares623 wrote:
         | Because the situation is not symmetrical. The corporations and
         | strangers have direct access to the child's online presence and
         | are constantly monitoring and hovering over them. If the
         | corporations don't want to lose that constant access then the
         | parents react by being vigilant on their end. It _is_ the
         | social contract set by the corporations.
        
         | guelo wrote:
         | Particularly American? What does that mean? That parents in
         | other countries are better than us? That they have more time,
         | more know how, more wisdom? Sorry but that's stupid and
         | insulting, which I suspect was your intent.
        
           | oytis wrote:
           | Not necessarily better, just less controlling. E.g. in
           | Germany there exists an imperative to give children freedom
           | despite dangers. Parents don't expect from themselves to be
           | able to shield their chidren from all possible dangers
           | either. Not sure if it's better, but it's a different
           | parenting culture for sure.
           | 
           | It mostly extends to interactions in the physical world
           | though - restricting children's use of digital devices is
           | socially acceptable and expected
        
             | mjh2539 wrote:
             | In Germany, the state intentionally put children in the
             | custody of pedophiles:
             | https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/07/26/the-german-
             | exp...
             | 
             | I have absolutely no faith in German intuitions regarding
             | what is appropriate or inappropriate about the care of
             | children. Ask me again in a century and I will reevaluate
             | my opinion.
        
         | nine_k wrote:
         | Honest question: are you a parent?
         | 
         | My daughter, when she was 6 or 7, was terrified by certain
         | things she accidentally found on YouTube, and _asked_ me to
         | have them filtered out. At 13, she already didn 't need that,
         | of course, but the notion of "kids" includes _" small kids"_,
         | who definitely should not be exposed to everything the Internet
         | has to offer, or let to go out unsupervised.
        
         | fpauser wrote:
         | Young kids exposed to overly attracting games cannot limit
         | these activities by themselves. This has nothing to do with a
         | lack of explanation, but rather with how the brains of young
         | kids function. Thus, accessible parental controls with a simple
         | mechanism that limits the access to games, blocks ads, disables
         | marketplace access and sets a maximum gaming time per day are a
         | much-needed tool that parents should have in their hands.
        
           | trinix912 wrote:
           | Young kids are usually also too young to get a phone or buy
           | games themselves, so it's mostly the parents who let them
           | play on their devices. By this I mean parents who hand their
           | 3 year old a phone with YouTube at the dinner table.
           | 
           | It's also parents who get them their first phone and choose
           | what kind of a phone to get them (it's not all that unusual
           | to see kids with dumbphones anymore).
           | 
           | Of course there should be a way to limit things like
           | transactions and screen time but it doesn't have to be this
           | whole surveillance tech with GPS tracking, granular
           | permissions, and revealing what the kid texted his friends on
           | a given day.
        
         | americantrash wrote:
         | I made the mistake of giving my child access to Roblox when he
         | was 7, assuming that they did some sort of moderation. Luckily,
         | the worst thing he found was a game that told him he was going
         | to die that night. It scared the hell out of him. After doing a
         | bit more research on Roblox, I decided to ban it from the
         | household. I'm happy that I did, considering it seems that it's
         | just a cesspool of predators.
         | 
         | It's fine and well to say the solution is to just be around
         | more or take an interest in what they're doing, but that is
         | hard to do with full time jobs, multiple kids, etc. Parental
         | controls are supposed to exist to let the parents let their
         | kids explore in a safe space. It's not about constant
         | supervision or tracking, its more akin to hiring a babysitter
         | rather than leave your children home alone.
        
         | denkmoon wrote:
         | Do you reject bicycle helmets and other safety apparatus
         | because you take an interest in your child's activities?
         | They're gonna have to learn to ride without falling off
         | eventually anyway
        
         | ball_of_lint wrote:
         | Yes, people should be good parents.
         | 
         | But still, there's going to be many who are not. I would rather
         | good parental controls existed to make it easier for people to
         | be better parents. Yes, maybe parental controls don't make the
         | difference from bad to good, but they do make a positive
         | difference for many.
        
       | alexpotato wrote:
       | Of all of the uses for AI/LLMs, setting parental controls feels
       | like it would be such a massive net win for everyone involved.
       | 
       | Instead, LLMs are being used to replace support people at the
       | larger platforms (e.g. X Box) with the clear goal of "make it
       | HARDER to get support" (or as patio11 would say "their goal is to
       | get you off the phone as quickly as possible ")
        
         | knallfrosch wrote:
         | > Hey Gemini, I don't want my kid to chat with strangers on the
         | internet. He needs to be online to play Fortnite on his Switch.
         | How do I do this?
         | 
         | Seems simple enough to me
        
       | voidUpdate wrote:
       | > " and no easy way to make this thing function like an old-
       | school Game Boy and just let a kid have fun with a game
       | cartridge"
       | 
       | Have you considered buying them an old-school gameboy?
        
       | singpolyma3 wrote:
       | Controls can never replace parenting, no matter how good they
       | make them.
        
       | jdlyga wrote:
       | If you don't want your kid to go online, don't buy them a
       | Nintendo Switch Online membership. Or give them a handheld like a
       | Miyoo Mini without WiFi.
        
       | sneak wrote:
       | This post makes it clear to me that you should not be giving
       | devices such as the Switch to children.
        
       | 1970-01-01 wrote:
       | The issue is, and always will be, 3rd party trust. You cannot
       | assume your child is safe using XYZ until you thoroughly audit
       | the app/game/device and enumerate all their loopholes, plug-ins,
       | and rushed updates. The sensical method would be a device-wide
       | deny all firewall rule, where no TCP connection is allowed in or
       | out without explicit parental consent. E.g. Alice wants to chat
       | with Bob via chatmonkey. Approve this one time connection? Good
       | luck finding anything on the market that supports and enforces
       | this very sane level of parental control.
        
         | eYrKEC2 wrote:
         | To concur, the principle with guarding your children is the
         | same as the principle of guarding your software systems.
         | 
         | Defense in depth. Multiple layers. Calender reminders to audit
         | devices, usage, and look at router logs. Check in with your
         | kids.
        
       | petermcneeley wrote:
       | What was the punishment for the 12 year old? This will tell us
       | everything we need to know about this story.
        
         | artyom wrote:
         | I'm kind of with you on this one. 12yo is old enough to
         | understand the rules (assuming they were _clearly set_ ) and if
         | he/she was willingly communicating with a stranger, that phone
         | should get the hammer with no replacement whatsoever. I've seen
         | this done, it works.
        
           | polotics wrote:
           | Kids make mistakes. You do not want predators to use the
           | threat of your punishment as a lever on your kid.
        
             | petermcneeley wrote:
             | If you apply this concept broadly you will see this isnt a
             | great philosophy.
        
           | ceayo wrote:
           | What I believe the author did was instead of teaching their
           | child that they may not talk to strangers, they believed
           | there just is a magic button to have these strangers not
           | exist.
        
           | GaryBluto wrote:
           | > that phone should get the hammer with no replacement
           | whatsoever.
           | 
           | Trying to scare children into following rules does not and
           | will not end well.
           | 
           | > I've seen this done, it works.
           | 
           | You think it works because the child has realized that they
           | will need to be better at hiding their actions in the future.
        
             | petermcneeley wrote:
             | user: GaryBluto created: 3 months ago
        
       | mystraline wrote:
       | Or instead of turning parental controls on, instead teach your
       | children how to identify bad stuff online. That way, they can
       | catch people (peers OR adults) doing or asking really bad stuff.
       | And teaching also has great benefits of lasting a lifetime.
       | 
       | Well, except for doing parental controls on your boomer parents
       | TV, blocking Fox news. Thats a good usage of it. You're not going
       | to defeat propaganda believability with boomers. So blocking is
       | best bet.
        
         | knallfrosch wrote:
         | "I'm a cute girl of your age. Here are some nudes. Wanna send
         | me some too?"
         | 
         | Bam, lost.
        
         | GaryBluto wrote:
         | > Well, except for doing parental controls on your boomer
         | parents TV, blocking Fox news. Thats a good usage of it. You're
         | not going to defeat propaganda believability with boomers. So
         | blocking is best bet.
         | 
         | What an odd viewpoint. "It's bad to use limit your children's
         | access to the internet in any way, but trying to stop other
         | adults from accessing things I deem to be wrong are good!"
        
       | bryan_w wrote:
       | One thing you can do: glue the device into a dock, hook it up to
       | the family TV then set the expectations that they can only use it
       | when an adult is around (or take the power adaptor when you leave
       | if you need to be strict about it).
       | 
       | But the author is right, it should be easy to set appropriate
       | limits out of the box.
        
       | mjg2 wrote:
       | This HN post fits into the category of "Pithy blog title with
       | casually anecdotal content."
       | 
       | Software companies will never earnestly attempt to protect
       | children because that action ("acknowledging children are in
       | danger by using our product") acknowledges risk and introduces
       | liability. (VCs hate that shit, especially Silicon Valley VCs.)
       | In the United States, decades ago, laws were introduced to induce
       | accountability of online platforms in regard to IP and child
       | protection laws in the context of user generated content (forums,
       | markets, chatrooms). Basically, these websites/corporations
       | bulked at the weight of accountability ("how are we to monitor
       | every user's action all the time?", "We'll be sued immediately by
       | trolls.", etc.). The parties involved eventually came to a
       | resolution that there's a "notice period" that organizations use
       | to enforce this behavior on its communities.
       | 
       | If I were to write a blog titled "Parent Controls Aren't for
       | Parents", my opening salvo would be "They are minimal-effort
       | guardrails to protect corporations from being sued by negligent
       | parents for post-incident harm."
        
         | knallfrosch wrote:
         | A GameBoy would have been cheaper, offline and worked without
         | an account. Yet the author chose to spend his money on the
         | Switch2.
         | 
         | What's the market to learn from this? You're saying one thing
         | but voting with your wallet.
        
           | Rohansi wrote:
           | I agree with you but you can't just go out and buy a Gameboy
           | anymore. And gaming is more of a social activity now where
           | you'll need internet access.
        
       | hosh wrote:
       | The author of article seems under the impression that parental
       | controls allows parents to stop having to assess risk for
       | themselves.
        
       | shevy-java wrote:
       | > A single setting that says "this child cannot go online,
       | communicate with strangers, spend money, or download anything
       | without my explicit permission."
       | 
       | I understand the problem domain - some people try to exploit and
       | take advantage of kids. That's a problem, I get it.
       | 
       | At the same time, I still think children should not be assumed to
       | be idiots. I remember we oldschool people, when we were young, we
       | played Quake at university campus (we could only play on holidays
       | because one friend had the key to the room, it was a side room
       | though; on saturday other students were not there, so we had a
       | full room with about 30 computers in the 1990s era). We were
       | about 15 years old, so granted, no more young kids. And the
       | technology wasn't quite as advanced, so I am not saying this is
       | 1:1 comparable. But young kids today often have smartphones. They
       | have the internet non-stop. I don't think parental censorship
       | works as a model here. Again, I get it that too young kids are
       | too trusting, and there are creeps - but there is not really an
       | alternative to having kids go through thought processes and
       | understand the issues here. In warcraft 3, young gamers were
       | quite competitive and good. So if they can learn to be better
       | than older people, they will have no real difficulty
       | understanding predators. (Again, it depends on the age; but if
       | your kid is 6 years old, why can there only be games that are
       | played online? Plus it is just chatting right? I remember playing
       | games at the yahoo website, we chatted too. I don't think that
       | was a problem per se. The website makes it sound as if everyone
       | and everything has that problem. I don't think this is the case.)
       | 
       | Edit: Others pointed out the age range problem. I agree. So,
       | which age range are we talking about? Is the age even mentioned
       | on the website?
       | 
       | Edit2: Ah yes, 12 years old. Sorry but at 12 years old, I am
       | having a hard time buying into the "predators exploit him every
       | time". That seems to be ... strange. His son would probably
       | object to the claim he made on the website here aka slandering -
       | perhaps.
        
       | mrbluecoat wrote:
       | I completely empathize with the author. I had that same reaction
       | years ago when I discovered strangers were sending unsolicited
       | pictures to my nine year old through DuoLingo! Made me sick.
        
       | BeetleB wrote:
       | Just recently did this with XBox.
       | 
       | I cannot prevent the kid from seeing the marketplace.
       | 
       | I cannot prevent the kid from seeing installed games that are
       | rated Mature. It won't let them play it, but it lists all the
       | games installed in the XBox.
       | 
       | I cannot prevent them from downloading free stuff.
       | 
       | It was frustrating and clear to me that this wasn't designed for
       | the benefits of parents.
       | 
       | I just want it to act like a console with a fixed set of games
       | installed and no marketplace access.
        
         | rsync wrote:
         | These are not mistakes.
         | 
         | These are not implementation errors or miscommunication between
         | different business units.
         | 
         | What you are witnessing is an intentional setting of a revenue
         | dial to the maximum allowable setting that still permits the
         | original sale.
        
           | BeetleB wrote:
           | Well, the sale was to me. The kid came later. :-)
        
           | like_any_other wrote:
           | A console is a computer controlled by a corporation. No other
           | result could be expected.
        
           | wojciii wrote:
           | > These are not implementation errors or miscommunication
           | between different business units.
           | 
           | I don't think the companies such as Google*, Microsoft, Valve
           | or Nintendo** have a Child Safety business unit.
           | 
           | If they did, the software they produce would work and I would
           | be able set some sane settings once when creating a group of
           | users which contain children.
           | 
           | What I am experiencing is user hostility when trying to limit
           | who can chat or influence my children. The UI is usually
           | horrible and some devices have no way of limiting or
           | whitelisting what games can be played by children.
           | 
           | * Fuck you for not requiring TVs to implement the features
           | required to use child users on TVs.
           | 
           | ** Fuck you for making the of doing anything on the switch
           | related to child-profiles a horrible experience.
        
         | chaps wrote:
         | Question: why do you give the device access to the internet?
        
           | techjamie wrote:
           | Based on another comment parent made, the Xbox was there
           | before the kid, so presumably they don't want to handicap
           | their own experience using it, just limit their kid's. Which
           | should, by all respects, be a reasonable thing to want.
        
             | chaps wrote:
             | Microsoft really needs to let parents have their cake, too.
        
           | topikk wrote:
           | Sounds like the parent(s) use it as well
           | 
           | > I cannot prevent the kid from seeing installed games that
           | are rated Mature.
        
             | DebugDruid wrote:
             | Can someone explain the problem with 'mature' rated games?
             | As kids (under 10), we played Mortal Kombat and GTA III,
             | laughing when we _interacted_ with hookers in GTA. It was
             | fun, and we had a great time playing these games. What 's
             | the issue? It's no different from playing with a wooden
             | sword and shield.
        
               | explorigin wrote:
               | Go type this into perplexity: "Are there any health
               | studies about what exposure to pornography does to
               | childhood development?"
               | 
               | Here's another good one: "Are there any health studies
               | about what exposure to violence or horror does to
               | childhood development?"
               | 
               | There is a reason that rating systems exist and that we
               | shelter children from these things.
               | 
               | The pre-rebuttal that you posted "this was common in my
               | childhood" is no indicator that this was a healthy
               | behavior for you or the masses.
        
               | pnt12 wrote:
               | That's an even weaker argument: AI and ratings.
               | 
               | Ratings are very criticized by artists, eg as being
               | fueled by conservative moms. For example, in the USA,
               | movies with guns and explosion can be shown to younger
               | audiences than nudity - seems very illogical.
               | 
               | Also, some anecdotes: lots of my friends were into GTA as
               | kids, ie early teens, and turned out fine. Comparing to
               | kids who didn't do so well, I consider the most important
               | factors to br family, education, and finances, not
               | violent multimedia.
               | 
               | With that being said, I'm sympathetic to limiting
               | internet access due to communication with strangers, and
               | extreme content (eg violent rethorics that appeal to
               | action, not fantasy violence).
        
               | ccppurcell wrote:
               | My dad says the same thing about seatbelts.
        
               | BizarroLand wrote:
               | I was against mandatory seatbelt laws at first because I
               | disliked the intrusion.
               | 
               | That was it. My entire argument was (and I emphasize WAS)
               | that I didn't like no gubment tell me what to do. If I
               | wanted to be a damn fool and kill myself why would they
               | care? It's a stupid act to try to outlaw stupidity.
               | 
               | Then I found out that seatbelt laws are actually about
               | decreasing the financial burden of underinsured accident
               | victims. The "gubment" doesn't care if you die, but they
               | do care if they have to fund weeks of medical support
               | before you die despite the treatment, or if you survive
               | but are disabled and wind up on social security.
               | 
               | That realization made me give up.
               | 
               | It was always about saving money, not lives. With
               | seatbelts and airbags you are more likely to either walk
               | away uninjured or at least not so injured that you spend
               | more than a few hours in the hospital.
        
               | DebugDruid wrote:
               | So you're trying to say it's a survivorship bias? Well, I
               | did turn right, and everyone I know from childhood has
               | turned out alright as well, except for a few who had
               | problematic parents. So games did not cause harm, but
               | rather irresponsible parents (or, to be fair, parents
               | with mental problems...).
        
               | BeetleB wrote:
               | We can quibble about the actual age but in principle I
               | agree about GTA. That's because it's a game designed to
               | be fun for kids.
               | 
               | Let me tell you about elements of games I'm thinking
               | about:
               | 
               | A girl is bullied at school to the point of committing
               | suicide. This isn't a game of vindication. Justice isn't
               | served. Things aren't set right. It's just how things
               | are.
               | 
               | Your brother committed suicide a year ago. As part of the
               | game you have to deal with someone who blames you for it.
               | 
               | A couple has to deal with the grief of their baby
               | drowning in the bathtub. It's not an abstract thing. You
               | as the player have to ensure the baby drowns and set the
               | conditions for it to happen, knowing full well this will
               | be the outcome.
               | 
               | You're a scientist stuck in a weird dimension and trying
               | to figure out how you got here. Well, you got here
               | because you murdered your wife and kid and then killed
               | yourself but before you did that you made a copy of
               | yourself and your family in a virtual world. That plan
               | didn't work out well.
        
               | mcherm wrote:
               | It's been a long time since I kept current on games.
               | 
               | Reading these descriptions, I have only one comment:
               | 
               | What the *HELL*?!!?!!!
        
           | BeetleB wrote:
           | Because I too use the XBox.
           | 
           | And because there are definitely benefits of Internet access.
           | Saved games, for example.
           | 
           | But yeah, fair point. I should configure router to
           | selectively enable/disable access to that device while the
           | kid uses it to see how usable it is. It may just be good
           | enough for his games
        
             | dTal wrote:
             | You can't even save games without an internet connection?
             | sheesh...
        
               | NooneAtAll3 wrote:
               | people can't even listen to music without internet, so
               | this isn't surprising xD
        
               | schwartzworld wrote:
               | You can. The same devices that run Spotify will happily
               | play your mp3 collection.
        
               | NooneAtAll3 wrote:
               | I can. You can. Spotify users though?
               | 
               | Too dumb
        
           | soulofmischief wrote:
           | An increasing number of games are requiring always-online or
           | online-on-boot validation, so this option is becoming less
           | reasonable.
        
           | Lammy wrote:
           | "Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren't able to
           | stay connected; it's called Xbox 360" -- Don Mattrick
        
           | pixl97 wrote:
           | Don't worry, next gen devices will come with a 5G device
           | embedded that will always allow access to the market place
           | and online gambling store.
        
       | lacoolj wrote:
       | Reading this reminds me how much parenting must suck in 2026.
        
       | pwarner wrote:
       | Leaving a link to Common Sense Media which has been helpful for
       | me to understand some of these new fangled things I don't use...
       | 
       | https://www.commonsensemedia.org/
        
       | artyom wrote:
       | The comment section seems to be divided between "don't police
       | your children" and "absolutely police everything your children
       | do".
       | 
       | Parental controls are absolutely necessary, yet they won't be
       | enough by themselves. Payment systems are really robust but
       | there's still fraud. If there's prey, there will be predators.
       | 
       | Education and clear rules are absolutely necessary, yet they
       | won't be enough by themselves. There's people that's very evil
       | and also very clever. You can educate and trust your 12yo to
       | understand 80% of it, yet for the remaining 20% you have to be
       | there.
       | 
       | And, oh boy, the issue about parental controls being incredibly
       | complicated is 100% _by design_. Simple and sensible parental
       | controls would make exploitative business models like Roblox go
       | bankrupt overnight.
        
         | ceayo wrote:
         | > yet for the remaining 20% you have to be there.
         | 
         | Shouldn't you trust your children, to _come_ to you in that
         | 20%?
        
         | knallfrosch wrote:
         | There's just no market for parental controls.
         | 
         | > I want to limit time spent > I want to limit money spent >
         | After 8 years it's an adult account anyway (10 -> 18)
        
       | badc0ffee wrote:
       | I went through some of this myself.
       | 
       | > Nintendo Switch Online (not really another account, mind you,
       | but a membership) involves a recurring fee. It also unlocks
       | access to the Nintendo eShop, which I cannot disable. I can set
       | his eShop spending limit to zero, sure. But I can't block free
       | downloads. So to let my son play online Minecraft with his
       | friends, I have to open him up to an unrelated store full of
       | content I can't possibly evaluate. That's the deal. Take it or
       | leave it.
       | 
       | You don't need to pay for Nintendo Switch Online to get access to
       | the eShop, you just need a Nintendo Account. I made one for
       | myself and one for my son, and neither stays logged in. My wife
       | and I have the passwords for both, and will not give him his
       | password until he's older. Meaning one of us needs to be there
       | for any purchases, free or otherwise.
       | 
       | He has access to the Minecraft marketplace, but can't add funds
       | to it without us. We did not use our MS accounts, and didn't make
       | one for him, so he can't play Minecraft online. But you know
       | what, I'm totally ok with that. He can still invite a friend over
       | and play together in person (which he does do).
        
       | maerF0x0 wrote:
       | Parental controls aren't a good substitution for awareness, deep
       | meaningful connection with your child, giving them a rich and
       | fulfilling offline life, teaching them how to navigate dangers
       | rather than isolating them from reality.
       | 
       | Hold on to your kids[1] and instead of having to spy on them you
       | will know them.
       | 
       | Yes, Parental controls could, in theory, provide many many more
       | protections. But given the trajectory of tech, capitalism, and
       | the USA at large (and the culture it exports), I do not see that
       | pragmatically happening to a relevant degree by the time I have
       | children.
       | 
       | [1] - https://www.amazon.com/Hold-Your-Kids-Parents-
       | Matter/dp/0375...
        
       | selectively wrote:
       | The Gabb thing is the fault of the parent.
       | 
       | By buying a child a locked down device - a hostile device that
       | few would have accepted for themselves as a child - they marked
       | them as 'being a child' rather than blending in with the rest of
       | the people on the Internet.
       | 
       | By marking them this way, they advertise the child to the
       | predators of the world.
       | 
       | This is someone who is twelve. They aren't six. Life involves
       | risk. Stop playing with account controls and let the person play
       | Minecraft. This really isn't that hard.
       | 
       | Having thoughts about physically breaking a child's holiday gifts
       | - of doing that in front of them - is suggestive of being a
       | pretty awful person. You can't figure out something that the
       | child does not want, so you want to break their stuff?
       | 
       | How much longer do you intend to keep this routine up? Is your
       | objective for them to go no contact? What are you seeking here?
        
       | sowbug wrote:
       | It's easy to say "oh, this is just enterprise controls, and your
       | family is an enterprise."
       | 
       | But then I remember every time I've had to delve into actual
       | enterprise administration, and yeah that's its own full-time job.
       | 
       | Side rant: when will businesses acknowledge that an account might
       | be owned by two people (spouses, for example) and allow separate
       | logins for the same account? Their terms of service almost always
       | prohibit sharing passwords, and because the lost password flow
       | would require sharing an email address, you didn't want to do
       | that anyway.
        
       | squibonpig wrote:
       | My overall response with this stuff is to think about the lax
       | parenting typical in the 80s or so and compare it. Kids much
       | younger were allowed to run amok outside, and crime rates are
       | much lower today. Are the same instincts that perhaps rightly
       | perhaps wrongly compel people to keep a closer eye on their kids
       | in the real world being applied to the digital one?
        
       | dizlexic wrote:
       | It's almost like connected infrastructure is inherently unsafe. I
       | stand by "your kid, your problem". I don't want any kid to be
       | "unsafe", but commonsense went out the window when schools
       | started to require the internet.
       | 
       | The true "safe" option is not allowing any of this until your
       | child is old enough to understand the risks... so 18? 25?
       | 
       | All I'm saying is there is no route to prevent all bad things (or
       | even most) and people who say otherwise are generally selling you
       | something.
        
       | swivelmaster wrote:
       | Here's what I think is happening:
       | 
       | Market research says "Parents want control."
       | 
       | In the journey from CEO mandate "build a product that gives
       | parents control" to developer implementation, "parents want
       | control" somehow turns into "What parents want is extremely fine-
       | grained controls," which isn't the same thing.
       | 
       | So a bunch of product managers brainstorm a huge list of ways
       | that parents might want "control," hand that off to some
       | developers, and voila: Everything becomes way too complicated for
       | everybody and the company is able to say they offer "control"
       | while abdicating their stated obligation of giving parents the
       | "safe" product that the parents expect.
        
         | stackskipton wrote:
         | No, I think CEO mandate goes "Build parental controls" and PMs
         | all shake their heads and go "No problem". It hits the
         | developers, they go _Too long to do it properly_ and PM goes
         | "Nah, we just prefer MVP only so we can say we have it and move
         | on". it's also never really touched again so as features get
         | added on, Parental Controls is poorly thought about last minute
         | implementation.
         | 
         | To fix this, it's going to have to be legislation so financial
         | incentives are present.
        
       | Bratmon wrote:
       | > And when I finally--finally--tried to test online play,
       | Minecraft told me I would need to loosen the parental controls
       | (it did not say which) and create a Nintendo Switch Online
       | account for my son.
       | 
       | I'm a bit confused by this section. It seems to me that the
       | author
       | 
       | 1. Turned off online.
       | 
       | 2. Bought a game that could be played in single-player or online
       | 
       | 3. Got mad that online didn't work because it was turned off
       | 
       | 4. Turned online back on
       | 
       | 5. Got mad that online was turned on.
       | 
       | 6. Dealt with this anger by yelling at his children
       | 
       | I actually don't understand what the author was trying to
       | accomplish here
        
       | chaostheory wrote:
       | Going on a tangent, didn't realize until recently that Quora has
       | publicly accessible porn aka adult content that anyone can view
       | without an account.
        
       | hollow-moe wrote:
       | When the fix is to buy a SteamDeck and emulate switch
        
       | kdkirsch wrote:
       | Seems like a trusted non-profit should spearhead a working group
       | to come up with clear requirements and recommendations. This
       | parental control spec would be clear for developers to implement
       | instead of each team guessing what should and should not be
       | allowed. This could then be 3rd party verified and parents could
       | rest a little easier. (All of the above has probably been tried
       | in previous instantiations of the Matrix.)
        
       | Mathnerd314 wrote:
       | I'm wondering if a firewall is a solution here. Don't mess around
       | with the stupid device settings. Just block the Xbox store, and
       | then presumably Minecraft uses different server IPs, so you can
       | let those through.
        
       | camhart wrote:
       | The biggest trap parents fall into is they buy devices assuming
       | there will be ways to enforce parental controls on them. The
       | reality is it's impossible to do on many devices, and extremely
       | difficult to get right on the remaining ones. Many of the
       | platforms offering "parental controls" just do lip service and
       | provide a false sense of security.
        
       | bmandale wrote:
       | You could, I dunno, trust your son, communicate with him, and let
       | him make decisions for himself? If instead of wasting all your
       | time on scam products trying to isolate him from the world, you'd
       | spent the same time teaching him to navigate the world, you
       | wouldn't have had any problems, and he would be better prepared
       | for adult life when he doesn't have someone breathing down his
       | shoulder. Just my 2c.
        
       | rsanek wrote:
       | I see folks saying no access to phones until 16, and others
       | arguing how that will absolutely crush a kid's ability to do
       | stuff socially. Why not just have a 'home' phone? you can use the
       | phone in shared spaces at home, but cannot take it into your room
       | or go to school with it.
        
         | pzo wrote:
         | unless you send your child to private school where all parents
         | enforce such rule, your kid (that is 12+ year old) is going to
         | be ostracize by majority of peers that have such phone. This is
         | completely different environment comparing to times when we
         | were growing up.
        
       | grugagag wrote:
       | I got my son a Miyoo mini, a cheap but decent emulator. I had
       | zero headaches and was able to curate the game list as I thought
       | fit. There's no online (even thouh the device has wifi) for now
       | and worked as expected, kid plays, gets bored and lets the device
       | down. I will not let my kid play games online because that's a
       | too big of a risk to addiction or priming for this later.
       | Minecraft has potential for addiction.
       | 
       | By the way, I got one miyoo mini for myself and enjoy pico-8
       | quite a bit that I started making games myself, together with my
       | kid and chatgpt assistance. Call me old school but I know what's
       | good for my own kid.
        
         | philips wrote:
         | Me too! I used the "Five Game Handheld" setup.
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rMB5z9dQw
        
       | SOTGO wrote:
       | Not to avoid the point of the article, but GroupMe is sometimes
       | used for academic purposes. In the 2010s I used it in school for
       | clubs, sports, and group activities, so that may be why it wasn't
       | blocked.
        
       | ceayo wrote:
       | I am opposed to the whole concept of these "parental controls".
       | Instead of a bond of trust, between a parent and their child, the
       | surveillance economy has gave us the ability to experience the
       | top of the surveillance pyramid ourselves. As Google and Meta spy
       | on the world, we spy on little Timmy. In fact, you are a bad
       | parent if you _don 't_ spy on little Timmy. I really can't wrap
       | my head around how asking "how was your day" has evolved into "I
       | saw on your GPS tracker you walked a different route to school
       | today... Do you have something to tell me?" If you look at
       | everyone who is now joining the work force and all, the coming
       | generations, you'll see the thing they lack most is independence.
        
         | a_shoeboy wrote:
         | You obviously don't have kids. You can't trust a child's
         | judgement because they don't have the experience to exercise
         | good judgement. Your job as a parent is to look out for them
         | while helping them develop.
        
           | ceayo wrote:
           | > You can't trust a child's judgement because they don't have
           | the experience to exercise good judgement.
           | 
           | How can a child get any experience, if they are only ever
           | exposed to perfect make-believe fairyland?
        
       | philips wrote:
       | I have been using (and contributing to) on an open source project
       | called Zaparoo[1] that lets my kids (5-8) play retro games, watch
       | videos, and listen to music using NFC cards. The whole thing runs
       | on a Raspberry Pi running Batocera[2]. I program the cards using
       | the mobile app and my kids like cutting and pasting the cover art
       | on the cards.
       | 
       | All the media is local to my house- I am the librarian who
       | curates the selection of media based on my kids interests,
       | maturity, and my comfort. It feels like the only way forward.
       | 
       | That said I feel YouTube Kids does a pretty good job IF you
       | change to curate only mode:
       | https://abparenting.substack.com/p/effective-youtube-kids
       | 
       | [1]: https://zaparoo.org [2]: https://batocera.org
        
       | MarkusWandel wrote:
       | But profits!
        
       | alphazard wrote:
       | It seems like the industry is going to be forced to rediscover
       | and implement capability based security models and process
       | isolation by consumer demand.
       | 
       | It is impossible for the average user to reason about a different
       | security model for each app, the only way for anyone to be
       | confident about what a program is not doing is to move to a world
       | where apps don't work by default, and a list of boxes need to be
       | checked which enable network or file access and cause features to
       | work. Apple is the closest to the right answer here, but enabled-
       | by-default and opt-out has to go away.
        
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