[HN Gopher] I sell onions on the Internet (2019)
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       I sell onions on the Internet (2019)
        
       Author : sogen
       Score  : 323 points
       Date   : 2025-12-25 16:24 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.deepsouthventures.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.deepsouthventures.com)
        
       | reactordev wrote:
       | Sometimes you start a business. Sometimes a business starts you.
       | Awesome that the author saw this as an opportunity and not a down
       | side to owning a name he never really wanted to begin with.
       | 
       | Sometimes the right business just finds you and you're at the
       | right place at the right time to see it.
        
       | dgrin91 wrote:
       | (2019)
        
       | tomrod wrote:
       | What a cool story. Not tech for tech's sake, but tech that grows
       | into something simpler, more efficient, and more world-opening
       | for something as wonderful as the Vidalia onion
        
       | zkmon wrote:
       | That's very interesting. My domain purchased in 2015, finally
       | seems to make some meaning due to recent tech advacnes. Time to
       | do something with it.
        
         | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
         | What's the domain name if I may ask?
        
       | derektank wrote:
       | Peter appears to still be at it.[1] Very impressed by his
       | commitment to the bit.
       | 
       | [1] https://xcancel.com/searchbound/status/1996247844080996549#m
        
         | eightturn wrote:
         | peter here... we're still at it... entering our 12th(?) year
        
           | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
           | Hey good to see here!
           | 
           | I have a quick question if I may ask but your whole journey
           | and even the article starts with the "I'M ADDICTED TO DOMAIN
           | NAMES" / Addiction to domain names.
           | 
           | So I am wondering was there anything specific that caused
           | this "addiction" (in a good way?) perhaps and has the
           | addiction stopped after www.vidaliaonions.com/ or is it still
           | continuing?
        
             | eightturn wrote:
             | What mainly caused it: I kept getting laid off, and that
             | nonsense infuriated me. So I was actively trying to find
             | ways to save myself. Great domains, via the expiry
             | marketplace, slowly became an unfair advantage I could lean
             | into and compete with larger companies, just because I
             | owned this unique .com domain. Hope that makes sense. I've
             | written a few essays on my experience being laid off, if
             | you're bored and wanna read:
             | https://www.deepsouthventures.com/how-on-earth/ ;
             | https://www.deepsouthventures.com/on-being-laid-off-
             | unplanne...
        
               | eightturn wrote:
               | oop, didn't see your 2nd question... yes, I still monitor
               | expiring domain names... it's a very sticky habit, and
               | ruthlessly fun... it's sortof like my morning paper.
        
               | what wrote:
               | Where do you go to buy expired domains? Also, are there
               | that few domains expiring on a given day that you can
               | actually go through them?
        
               | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
               | Oh at this point I am trying to stop myself from getting
               | into it since I know that I would get sucked into it like
               | you too :) since I wouldn't have the funds to buy
               | websites anyway and with things like PPP (Power
               | purchasing parity) working against my favour it would be
               | hard.
               | 
               | I did buy fossbox.cloud for less than a $ per year (81
               | cents iirc) when I wanted to build my own cloud with its
               | own nice-ities.
               | 
               | Currently its just hosting some simple python servers and
               | nothing much because I feel extremely lazy to host
               | anything there because of lack of time mostly due to the
               | fear of studies or similar but yea (read my another
               | comment here for more context, sorry if it got long)
               | 
               | Let me know if you want the domain xD, I will transfer it
               | to ya for free so that people like you can work in cloud
               | industry too perhaps xD. We need people like you working
               | in vps/cloud industry and maybe I can try to better
               | explain some other things too!
               | 
               | Imagine if this domain of fossbox.cloud supercharges your
               | journey into vps provider/cloud provider xD (let me know
               | what you think, maybe we can collaborate which can be
               | insane haha, 100% tell me more about your thoughts on the
               | whole thing please!)
               | 
               | Also another question but how much do you think a domain
               | like fossbox.cloud is worth? Not that I am selling it to
               | someone to be honest but Did I make a profit xD?
        
               | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
               | Thank you for your response :)
               | 
               | I had seen your comment 5 minutes after you sent it but
               | decided to read both of the articles and think about it
               | 
               | You are one of the few people who can say that they
               | declined the offer at google and I am sad that you didn't
               | get the bean bag :<
               | 
               | Now on a serious note, I feel like there are some immense
               | similarities between your story which happened 20 years
               | ago and what's happening now with the AI hype
               | 
               | > It was a gut punch face slap. My replacement, who'd
               | only been there a few months, avoided the hatchet
               | (cheaper salary, I presume). I would have stayed and
               | worked for free if they would have asked. They didn't.
               | 
               | I am also like you, perhaps the thing which interests me
               | is that for me coding/tinkering with homelabs/servers are
               | just things which I want to do even as independence or
               | even for free :)
               | 
               | Shame that the company didn't work out. In retrospect,
               | its all good now but that does feel like an action of
               | mismanagement from the company's part because you clearly
               | loved the company and who knows what might happen with
               | the person you trained for months and how much they loved
               | the company or benefitted the company ykwim
               | 
               | You write really clearly and I really appreciate it a lot
               | and I feel like this sense of flow guiding us to where we
               | are is definitely true :)
               | 
               | I recently spent a quick chunk of my month or two
               | thinking about a problem that I solved for myself but it
               | felt like that it could have abuses to the point that
               | maybe most large cloud providers/providers might shut
               | things down or would be an hassle. So I thought of an
               | cloud provider which can understand the idea of things
               | similar to the fact that there are different instances
               | and dont shut down the servers due to complaints or
               | anything
               | 
               | I wanted to build a cloud where saas providers wouldn't
               | have to worry about servers. The servers can be deployed
               | for the people themselves and have hourly pricing for
               | what they use instead of how most saas stuff work
               | nowadays of fixed pricing.
               | 
               | I am not sure but this idea required me to build my own
               | cloud of sorts or build on another and I am just a 17
               | year old guy so I thought that most major cloud providers
               | are really kind of no go so I looked at more hidden cloud
               | providers like upcloud and scaleway and so so many others
               | and I think OVH could be good for that idea or upcloud is
               | good too but the thing is that upcloud has some nicer
               | features like auto-scaling in vps's/a really good support
               | system that I liked.
               | 
               | Well I still didn't have a credit card but since I wanted
               | to buy vps's or similar. I started looking at lowendtalk
               | and black friday and started talking to vps providers on
               | lowendtalk and here and I think that its a very
               | resource/cost intensive process and I just didn't feel
               | right about reselling
               | 
               | Then I started feeling like how to build my own cloud. I
               | found WHMCS + virtualizor and they were paid and so I
               | started tinkering even more and just today found incus
               | and started to self host incus and I bought myself some
               | domain name and some cheap netcup server to play with
               | things.
               | 
               | All while I was preparing for one of the toughest exams
               | (JEE) so that definitely took a hit but talking to vps
               | providers about finances and etc. makes me feel like
               | right now is just not the time about it and the best
               | thing I can do is to familiarize myself more with
               | hardware stuff and buy cheap laptops and create homelabs
               | with incus and play with hardwares too and get a job at
               | IT/any related perhaps. Lets hope that any company
               | looking to hire can take hackernews points into account
               | too :)
               | 
               | I am still in school and I feel like coding is something
               | that I can do too (Although vibe-coding hell is real so I
               | am probably gonna learn it and give it time) and then
               | contribute to real projects along the way
               | 
               | Honestly I still don't know what I want to do with my
               | life but I feel like working at such providers or any
               | similar things where I can do things like this, maybe
               | perhaps even working at any massive hyperscaler perhaps
               | if I "grind" extremely hard from here on out for career
               | opportunities.
               | 
               | This is also the reason why I got interested in your
               | story of domains because the vps providers usually
               | provide domains too and I wanted to know the finances of
               | it and why you got addicted and other things so once
               | again thanks for telling me about it
               | 
               | Its funny but I used to be a coding -> finance -> started
               | using linux ..... -> extremely coding oriented (both
               | software and even appreciation of hardware nowadays)
               | 
               | I find your story really inspiring because one of the
               | issues I felt is that I will always be judged by the
               | degree I have and things like these don't really matter
               | but your story is something that I resonate with a lot in
               | my own way and I am super happy that you are now doing
               | things which you are satisfied with. I wish to do
               | something like this in my own way. I just want "enough"
               | and I don't know if it would be jobs/business which would
               | be the key to that (I hope jobs personally) but I am
               | keeping an open mind on the whole situation and sorry for
               | the long message
               | 
               | But your articles are something which have just resonated
               | with me unlike none other right now. I am going to join
               | the newsletter and have a merry christmas and a new year
               | from here on out. Wishing the best for you, your family
               | and your business and have a nice day Peter!!
               | 
               | I think I might take a drop year perhaps just to study
               | JEE again to focus to get into a good college since the
               | competition here is immense if things don't work out but
               | from here on out, I do wish to keep these ambitions in
               | check as they impact my studies but I study so that one
               | day these ambitions/hobbies can be my job :)
               | 
               | Although I love the idea of a business and I might start
               | one from my extra funds of jobs perhaps but the thing is
               | I just want a job one day of things which I enjoy doing
               | because I thought about it from sides of finance in the
               | sense that retirement/financial independence would just
               | mean doing things I like and I can have something like
               | this in the IT/CS industry and I am young enough that I
               | am still in school and even right now I can spend 1 year
               | again to just prepare to get a good college which can
               | play a massive role in my country atleast to get a job.
               | 
               | I wish the job market was less of a fear mongering pester
               | right now where I feel like I need a degree for which I
               | need to study things like chemistry (No offense chem, but
               | you just don't tinkle me the same way containers do) and
               | the immense competition and everything makes me feel like
               | odds are definitely stacked against me but we don't know
               | how it pans out but hopefully I can carve a niche for
               | doing the things I enjoy as a job one day and get
               | highlighted from this "passion" that other people name
               | so. My mother says that I should stop doing these things
               | and focus on my studies and she's probably right but man
               | oh man I can't really explain it to anybody how I feel
               | sometimes but its something that I am gonna have to
               | figure out I suppose. Probably gonna go back to studying.
               | Took a one hour long break :) writing it and thinking
               | about it but well worth it.
               | 
               | Once again have a nice day peter!
        
       | stephenlf wrote:
       | Absolutely insane way to start a business. "Let me blow 2 grand
       | on a domain name. Not sure what it's for, yet."
        
         | odie5533 wrote:
         | I wonder if the sunk cost worked in his favor here. If he'd
         | only spent ten dollars on the domain, he probably would have
         | built nothing.
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | author here... you're correct - it's highly unlikely I would
           | have built anything unless I had this unique, exact-match
           | domain. I needed that unfair advantage to start, as the name
           | sortof branded the project for me in the early days and
           | helped drive new customers.
        
         | chiefalchemist wrote:
         | " The way Faulkner treats his characters, I treat domain name
         | projects. I buy them with an intention to develop. And I let
         | them take the lead. They're the inspiration for the business
         | itself. They guide me towards what they need to become. I'm
         | just the dude behind the keyboard (sorta)."
         | 
         | To me it makes sense. Without a domain name, it's just an idea.
         | The domain name makes it real, and it's a foundation the biz
         | can stand on. Too many people try to start a biz without a
         | foundation.
        
         | LunaSea wrote:
         | I wonder how you can then produce onions as a side business.
        
           | bigstrat2003 wrote:
           | He doesn't. He partnered with a farmer.
        
         | chrneu wrote:
         | I've been doing some version of this since college. ...holy
         | shit that's almost 20 years.
         | 
         | It started as a bit of a joke on the "That's a good band name"
         | line. It became "That's a good domain name". Yes, I went to a
         | stem college.
         | 
         | Anyway, i've started 4 pretty decent businesses based entirely
         | off that bit. My friends and I would be riffing out behind the
         | pizza place/bar we frequented, someone would say something and
         | then "That's a good domain name" comes out. I'd make a quick
         | note and think about it for a few days. I found that if I come
         | back to it after a week or so then it's maybe worth something.
         | 
         | Business and domain names can make or break a company.
         | 
         | On top of all that, i've also bought and then sold hundreds of
         | domains for a profit based off this bit. I use various
         | registars when they have sales, buy em up cheap for a few
         | years, then park em.
         | 
         | After reading the OP, it's kinda funny. I did something similar
         | with a garlic grower back in the early 00's. I had a domain, my
         | brother worked for a garlic farmer, the farmer wanted to export
         | to asia. It worked out well for a few years.
        
           | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
           | Very interesting, I feel like domain names definitely have
           | values but I don't know much about domain names that much but
           | how do you buy or sell hundreds of domains?
           | 
           | I found websites/newsletters like https://ungrabbed.com/
           | 
           | Personally It would be interesting to see some domain names
           | for cheap and if I have an idea, I can perhaps have domain
           | name for cheap or something similar to it but I don't really
           | know if I should go into this hobby perhaps and no guarantees
           | that I would but I am curious about resources basically and I
           | wish if you can tell me more about it
           | 
           | I feel like the issue I feel as if is that most domains would
           | just be parked in there or would be sold for losses perhaps.
        
           | NuclearPM wrote:
           | > Yes, I went to a stem college.
           | 
           | I don't understand this.
        
             | MrSomeone wrote:
             | Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics (STEM)
        
               | NuclearPM wrote:
               | Yes, that part I knew.
        
             | arcanemachiner wrote:
             | My guess is that he took a meme for normal people ("that
             | would make a good band name") and twisted it into a more
             | nerdy version ("that would make a good domain name").
        
               | NuclearPM wrote:
               | That makes sense. I assumed posting on hackernews implies
               | the nerdiness.
        
             | BenjiWiebe wrote:
             | Probably: "band names" -> Science, Engineering, TECHNOLOGY,
             | Math college -> "domain names"
             | 
             | Learned about more things tech, started thinking about
             | domains more than bands.
        
         | cultofmetatron wrote:
         | been sitting on fullstackjavascript.com for years. been too
         | busy writing javascript to do anything with it and now I work
         | almost exclusively in elixir.
        
           | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
           | It's a good domain name for what its worth. But are you/
           | anybody not worried about the javascript trademark by oracle
           | and the lawsuit of oracle vs deno and the times oracle sends
           | cease and desist to even books about javascript one time or
           | any conference with javascript as an example
           | 
           | This I think is the reason why javascript conferences are
           | instead called ecmascript conferences
        
           | bradly wrote:
           | I've had swiftbestpractices.com forever and still haven't
           | done anything with it. Meanwhile I've been going ham on my
           | latest purchase of myfacespacebook.com. It's weird the things
           | that actually motivate us.
        
           | forty wrote:
           | I was going to make a joke on how fullstackelixir.com would
           | probably still be available, but I checked just in case and
           | it's not ^^
        
         | eightturn wrote:
         | author here... in my defense, it was an accidental purchase : )
         | I thought it was gonna sell for $5k or more... but the music
         | stopped when I bid ...
        
           | forty wrote:
           | I was also quite chocked that you did this ^^ I'm not sure
           | who is the naive one, either you or me, but I would never
           | have assumed that such a name would sell for more than 2k
           | (but at least it was worth it for you here).
           | 
           | I'm really wondering how important the domain was here. I
           | feel it's more just what got you the motivation to do
           | something rather than anything else then your hard work and
           | the quality of the product made the rest (that makes me think
           | of Dumbo's magic feather) but I read in another comment and
           | your bio that you seem to feel strongly about domain names
           | and how much they impact the success of a business (you
           | probably know better)
        
         | jliptzin wrote:
         | Not really sure what's so crazy about that. A brick and mortar
         | shop will spend way more than that on renting a good location
         | for their business when they have no clue whether they'll turn
         | a profit. This is just the digital equivalent of that. People
         | trust authoritative domains like vidaliaonions.com way more
         | than something like vidaliaonions-direct.net and they're given
         | more SEO weight as well. At least I know that used to be true;
         | not sure how true that is today but I'd imagine it still is.
        
           | cpursley wrote:
           | Yeah, exactly. Go price the equipment it takes to rig out a
           | new upstart plumbing biz (trunk/van, all the hardware,
           | insurance, etc). Startup web businesses is insanely cheap,
           | even with a couple grand on a domain.
        
           | dugidugout wrote:
           | You believe brick and mortar shops put money down on a
           | location with no plan at all? This is what OP did, your
           | analogy is pretty weak.
        
         | arraypad wrote:
         | I've hung on to spellign.com for a bit over twenty years now.
         | Creation Date: 2005-10-19T05:59:21Z
         | 
         | The name still makes me giggle. I'd love to build something
         | relevant and silly enough to put there, but I haven't found it
         | yet.
         | 
         | Suggestions are welcome! :)
        
           | recursivetree wrote:
           | One place where I genuinely believe LLMs could be beneficial
           | is correcting spellign mistakes. I just don't think the
           | interface is there yet. I want to keep control over my
           | writing. After feeding it through an LLM, it doesn't sound
           | like me anymore and changes random stuff. Rather, i'd like
           | something like a diff viewer that shows you your sentence and
           | the LLM's corrected sentence right next to each other. You
           | can review each suggestion individually and decide whether to
           | incorporate it yourself.
        
       | throwaway0x832 wrote:
       | correction:
       | https://x.com/searchbound/status/1007015211486900229?ref_src...
        
       | bell-cot wrote:
       | 233 points and 89 comments back in 2022 -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32053044
        
         | johnfn wrote:
         | It got over 3000 back in 2019!!
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19728132
        
           | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
           | I feel as if 3000 definitely is one of the most highest rates
           | 
           | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=1&prefix=false&qu.
           | ..
           | 
           | I checked and its the 47th most upvoted post in all of
           | hackernews. (Btw each algolia page gives 30 articles so it
           | could've been simpler for me if I didn't manually read till
           | 30 :) but yea, hope it gives some context)
           | 
           | 47th most upvoted story is wild but so true. I feel like
           | although we might upvote AI and what not posts in HN which
           | can casually reach 1000+ at times. Deep down what really
           | sells us more isn't AI but rather a fever dream of sorts that
           | one sells onions and maybe the freedom we attach to it
        
           | dang wrote:
           | Thanks to both of you! Macroexpanded:
           | 
           |  _I Sell Onions on the Internet (2019)_ -
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32053044 - July 2022 (89
           | comments)
           | 
           |  _I Sell Onions on the Internet_ -
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19728132 - April 2019
           | (435 comments)
        
       | breadchris wrote:
       | This feels like a relevant wiki page to mention
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act
        
         | bigstrat2003 wrote:
         | Very interesting page, left me with a lot of mixed feelings
         | after I read it. First, it seems like the biggest issue was not
         | onion futures per se, but manipulating the market. It seems
         | like banning onion futures was just a band-aid while ignoring
         | the true cause. Second, if it really is the case that onions'
         | perishable nature caused the problem, why not at least extend
         | the ban to all similarly perishable products? Again it seems
         | like they attacked the symptom rather than the root cause. But
         | those criticisms aside, I kind of love that the government back
         | then was willing to shut down shady money making schemes from
         | finance bros. That would never happen in America today, so that
         | part was pretty cool.
        
       | bencornia wrote:
       | > The way Faulkner treats his characters, I treat domain name
       | projects. I buy them with an intention to develop. And I let them
       | take the lead. They're the inspiration for the business itself.
       | They guide me towards what they need to become. I'm just the dude
       | behind the keyboard (sorta).
       | 
       | I feel the same way about personal projects and blogs. A good
       | idea tends to be self-reinforcing. It just needs someone to
       | uncover it. Selling onions on the internet seems unusual but to
       | the right person that idea is gold.
        
       | jrecyclebin wrote:
       | Great advertising for vidalias. I simply have to try one now.
        
         | whoamii wrote:
         | Good luck finding them anywhere right now
        
         | chrneu wrote:
         | They're really good. The apple thing is no joke. Vidalia and
         | Walla-Walla onions are top tier alliums.
        
         | eightturn wrote:
         | author here.. our Vidalia season usually starts in late April -
         | FYI. If you visit our website, submit your email there and I'll
         | drop you a note when our order lines are open.
        
       | ohyoutravel wrote:
       | Got these many years back after having been posted here. Very
       | happy with the purchase, but wouldn't order again as my wife
       | hated the smell. Highly recommended everyone order these at least
       | once.
        
       | tantalor wrote:
       | It's kind of funny this guy doesn't understand his own business.
       | 
       | It's not onions. It's lead generation.
        
       | Forgeties79 wrote:
       | I love how I came into this thread going "it would be fun if this
       | was actually about onions, but it is probably something about
       | Tor" but was wrong!
        
       | glamp wrote:
       | I love this post. I read it a few years ago and tried the same
       | thing. I bought and then built riverreports.com
       | (https://www.riverreports.com/).
        
       | Fiveplus wrote:
       | The internet was originally promised as a way to disintermediate
       | these kinds of supply chains, yet we often ignore these "boring"
       | businesses for hype trains. The fact that he added a phone number
       | and it sometimes out-sells the website is the cherry on top.
        
         | chrneu wrote:
         | I've found more and more often the last few years that a lot of
         | the long time businesses I use still do most of their ordering
         | by phone. Or some version that involves talking to actual
         | person.
         | 
         | The restaurants I go to still generally do phone ordering
         | because they care about the quality of their ingredients. They
         | want to discuss and talk about it with someone before placing
         | an order.
         | 
         | The engineering and consulting firms I work with are the same.
         | The engineers I enjoy working with are all phone based, not a
         | lot of emails unless there are details involved.
         | 
         | I'm a bit of the same way. There is a lot of peripheral
         | information that we miss out on when everything is done via
         | automation/email. Those dead moments when our brains wander,
         | then we ask a silly question, tend to bear fruit.
         | 
         | It's gotten to the point where I generally don't order anything
         | online anymore because I can't trust I'll get what I ordered.
         | When I have to deal with support it's an automated system that
         | only gives me 1 or 2 options, neither of which satisfy my needs
         | so I have to make a compromise. I'm not interested.
        
           | leonhard wrote:
           | can you elaborate on the phone basis with engineers? I can't
           | really imagine how that wouldn't be much more hassle
           | discussing details without written documents, so I'm
           | intrigued
        
             | fylo wrote:
             | A picture paints a thousand words
        
               | somat wrote:
               | A picture is worth a thousand words -- but only those to
               | describe the picture. Hardly any sets of a thousand words
               | can be adequately described with pictures.
        
             | h3half wrote:
             | The way NASA did it for decades was conference calls.
             | Nowadays it's Teams meetings.
             | 
             | The outputs of the meetings are decisions that are later
             | encoded in very many very long documents. It's just faster
             | to hash out engineering details when the relevant engineers
             | are able to talk to each other in real time and relevant
             | decision makers are present to be able to unofficially
             | bless or reject what the engineers come up with (formal
             | acceptance of these decisions is of course a paperwork
             | thing).
             | 
             | So, in this domain anyway, it's not a literal phone call.
             | But it's what we see as the modern equivalent.
        
       | eightturn wrote:
       | author here : ) happy to answer questions if you have any. We
       | also have a twitter account here if you want to follow along:
       | https://x.com/vidaliaonions
        
         | eightturn wrote:
         | we also film a lot of the growing process here:
         | https://www.youtube.com/@vidaliaonion
        
         | busymom0 wrote:
         | Is your website accessible over the onion network by Tor?
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | the only tor joke I have:
           | https://x.com/searchbound/status/1263578735724433408?s=20
        
             | busymom0 wrote:
             | Perfect opportunity for you to get your site on Tor then!
        
         | kfk wrote:
         | How would you market such a business in 2026? I am from an
         | Italian region where farmer grow many special coltures, and I
         | was always a bit surprised why they don't try selling on the
         | internet. I ended up convincing myself it is not a viable
         | business model.
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | I'd still lean into a great .com domain, as it still gives
           | you instant credibility. Also leverage Facebook, as my
           | typical buyer hangs out there a good bit. YouTube has been
           | helpful as well, as we try to share "behind the curtain" what
           | life is like as a Vidalia farmer.
        
           | Jolter wrote:
           | I live in Sweden, and almost every year I discover someone I
           | work with or have friends in common with, who has a friend or
           | relative in Italy, or Greece who farms oranges/olives/cheese
           | or what have you. And this friend in Sweden is selling their
           | produce by word of mouth.
           | 
           | So once a year at harvest, the relative has someone drives a
           | truck full of olive oil 2000 kilometers north, and dozens of
           | Swedes turn up at an appointed time on a Tuesday afternoon in
           | a parking lot to pick up their order of six bottles of oil.
           | The prices are no better than in the supermarket, but
           | ostensibly you'd get a high quality product.
           | 
           | It's a funny way to do business in 2025, completely without
           | Internet infrastructure. Somehow, I don't think it would work
           | as a web shop.
        
             | brightbeige wrote:
             | There is a lot of "paperwork" to do it as a web shop, if
             | you know what I mean.
        
               | Jolter wrote:
               | I'm sure taxes are part of it, but keep in mind it's a
               | toll free union after all. They could easily do this
               | above board and just declare the Italian VAT as they do
               | selling to locals.
        
               | brightbeige wrote:
               | I think for food products there are more considerations,
               | like labeling and traceability.
        
         | edm0nd wrote:
         | Is anyone really getting into trouble growing Vidalia onions
         | not in Georgia?
         | 
         | Like if I plant some in my yard and start selling them online
         | or at the local farmers market, what is anyone really going to
         | do?
         | 
         | Seems kinda weird they have a government granted monopoly on
         | them.
        
           | steveklabnik wrote:
           | It's a brand name, like any other. Usage of it requires
           | fulfilling the brand requirements. It's like how you can't
           | say a burger from Burger King if it's actually from
           | McDonalds, even if it's a very similar hamburger.
           | 
           | But even then, this isn't uncommon for food and beverages.
           | You can't call it "whisky" unless you follow certain
           | requirements about the mash bill, barrel, etc.
           | 
           | (My dad, before his death, had started growing "Pennsylvania
           | Simply Sweet" onions. Because you can't call them Vidalia.)
        
           | Aurornis wrote:
           | There are a lot of food and drink items with official legal
           | definitions that include the region of origin. The most
           | famous one is champagne, which can only be called champagne
           | if it comes from a specific region.
           | 
           | You can think of the name as being inclusive of the region,
           | not simply descriptive of the variety. So if someone made a
           | sparkling wine in a different region and sold it as champagne
           | then they would be committing fraud.
           | 
           | > Like if I plant some in my yard and start selling them
           | online or at the local farmers market, what is anyone really
           | going to do?
           | 
           | At your farmer's market? Probably nothing. But if you came
           | across a particularly grumpy person with time and money to
           | burn on lawyers they would have a case against you. Not
           | actually going to happen at that scale. But if you owned
           | vidaliaonions.com and started selling fraudulent vidalia
           | onions at scale, the farmers would likely get together and
           | pursue legal action to protect their prices.
           | 
           | It's almost like a brand. You can sell LEGO-style bricks but
           | you can't call them LEGO because they didn't come from the
           | LEGO company.
        
             | throwup238 wrote:
             | _> You can think of the name as being inclusive of the
             | region, not simply descriptive of the variety._
             | 
             | The term of art is _terroir_ [1], which is the  "character"
             | of the environment the plants are grown in. It's often that
             | a region will have some special characteristic due to
             | geology that allows a unique flavor profile to grow so
             | these trade names are the equivalent of a terroir brand.
             | 
             | Some designations are more strict than others, though. IIRC
             | in the case of Vidalia onions the soil is low in sulfur so
             | the biochemical pathways in onions that produce astringent
             | compounds are nutrient starved. As far as I know most sweet
             | onion varieties nowadays are grown in similar soil, but
             | they're not legally allowed to call them Vidalias.
             | 
             | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terroir
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | If you grow them in the Vidalia region (20 counties around
           | Vidalia, GA), you're aok... but if you grow them outside of
           | that area, and call them a Vidalia, you'll get into hot
           | water. The law mainly came into existence cause Texas farmers
           | began growing regular yellow onions and slapping the
           | 'Vidalia' name on it, and customers would get pissed. So all
           | the Vidalia farmers got together and got a Federal law passed
           | that says you can only call an onion a 'Vidalia' if it's
           | grown in our special region down here where we have sandy,
           | loamy soil that contributes to the mild, sweet taste.
        
             | LadyCailin wrote:
             | It's only Vidalia if it's grown in the Vidalia region of
             | France, otherwise it's just sparkling onion.
        
               | forty wrote:
               | Yeah thanksfully in Europe we have AOP / AOC (protected
               | name of origin) so that names can have a meaning. Good
               | that Vidalia farmers seem to have managed to do the same
               | somehow.
               | 
               | Regarding Champagne, the funniest part is that Russia
               | granted exclusivity of the name to some local sparkling
               | wine, such that actual wines from the Champagne aera need
               | to use some alternative names there ^^
        
           | pverheggen wrote:
           | It's similar to French wines and cheese. News to me that we
           | have this in the US but it totally makes sense. We have a few
           | of these in the PNW, like Hermiston melons and Walla Walla
           | onions.
        
             | forty wrote:
             | It's a broader EU thing (named AOP - protected designation
             | of origin) rather than French only, though you are right
             | that France has plenty of those for wines and cheese. But
             | it's also protecting Greek Feta, Italian Parma ham,
             | Scottish Shetland Wool, etc
        
               | mschuster91 wrote:
               | Nurnberger Rostbratwurstchen and Munich Beer come to my
               | mind from Germany!
        
         | phl wrote:
         | just came here to say that this has been one of my favorite
         | pieces of writing i came across on hn ever (i read it back in
         | 19)
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | appreciate that, phl.
        
         | jmkd wrote:
         | I live in a mountain valley in Mallorca where hundreds of tons
         | of perfect Canoneta oranges fall to the floor and rot each year
         | because the cost of picking them outweighs their market value.
         | The valley became wealthy from this fruit in the 19th century
         | but the economics no longer add up. [0]
         | 
         | At the same time the price of orange juice (elsewhere) has
         | skyrocketed [1], yet this rural community seems unable to take
         | advantage.
         | 
         | What would you do?
         | 
         | [0] https://ruralhotelsmallorca.com/guides/The-History-of-
         | Soller... [1] https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c397n3jl3z8o
        
           | cpursley wrote:
           | I was shocked by this in rural Spain as well. Just tons of
           | high citrus and olives rotting on trees because their harvest
           | can't be done mechanically.
        
           | leobg wrote:
           | You have Mr. Kraus making sorbet and selling that on the
           | internet, don't you? Though I guess he doesn't come close to
           | using up all of the supply... and his domain name is a bit
           | more complicated than what Peter usually goes for. I can't,
           | to this day, remember how to pronounce Soller. We keep asking
           | the locals every time we visit. Do you own a grove yourself?
        
           | eightturn wrote:
           | I tend to avoid projects where the economics are challenging,
           | or where the demand has fallen off. Vidalia is unique because
           | it's a boutique item, not a commodity. Because of it's unique
           | nature, we're able to charge premium pricing, allowing us to
           | stay in business (& even at our premium prices, the margins
           | are razor thin, so we're constantly watching bottom line).
           | While I tremendously enjoy this project, this is not an easy
           | business to operate.
        
       | rdtsc wrote:
       | > Some folks can eat them like an apple. Most of my customers do.
       | 
       | My grandfather and my cousin, who he pretty much raised were
       | eating regular red or yellow onions like apples like that. I had
       | never seen anyone else do that. They would make an onion "salad"
       | which was just cut up onion with olive oil and salt.
        
       | vednig wrote:
       | I love this guy's marketing honest and compelling
        
       | MagicMoonlight wrote:
       | This is the kind of thing I'd like to do. I have so many ideas,
       | but I'm not sure how to actually make them happen.
       | 
       | How much money does it take to start something like this?
        
       | ciconia wrote:
       | > Them: We leverage automated machine learning to enhance your
       | existing BI visualizations with more proactive insights
       | 
       | > Me: I sell onions on the internet
       | 
       | That's exactly how I feel about AI! Instead of all that useless
       | nonsense, just keeping it real, doing something that's actually
       | useful for individuals and for society.
        
       | rootusrootus wrote:
       | I love onions, but never tried a Vidalia. We have Walla Walla
       | sweet onions out here and I suspect they're pretty similar.
        
         | devilbunny wrote:
         | They're similar enough that my aunt, who has lived in the PNW
         | for ages, but grew up in the South, described Walla Wallas as
         | "basically just like a Vidalia, but grown here".
         | 
         | There's nothing particularly special about the onion variety -
         | it's just a mild yellow onion. It's the soil.
        
       | j-krieger wrote:
       | > but for kicks & giggles, I dropped in a bid around $2,200
       | 'cause I was confident I'd be outbid
       | 
       | Boy do I wish I could just drop 2k on a whim for a vanity project
        
         | chairmansteve wrote:
         | A lot of people pay a lot more than that for vanity vehicles,
         | kitchens etc
        
         | pinkmuffinere wrote:
         | Not to minimize the amount (2k is a lot), or obligations you
         | may have (family, etc), but sometimes you can change your life
         | in small ways to make those sort of impulse buy more
         | affordable. Renting a room instead of a house, buying an old
         | used car instead of new, etc. These kinds of changes are (to
         | me) a small inconvenience, with big rewards
        
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