[HN Gopher] Show HN: Just Fucking Use Cloudflare - A satirical g...
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       Show HN: Just Fucking Use Cloudflare - A satirical guide to the CF
       stack
        
       Inspired by the recent justfuckingusetailwind.com, I built a
       similar "love letter" to the Cloudflare ecosystem.  I find myself
       reaching for Workers, R2, D1, and KV for almost every project
       lately, so I wanted to capture that sentiment in a single, slightly
       over-the-top page.  It's a simple side project, but the stack is:
       - Vite + TypeScript - Biome + Ultracite - Deployed (obviously) on
       Cloudflare  First draft in Claude, the copy was drafted with Grok
       to get that specific tone, then I used Google's AI Studio to
       accelerate the build with touch up's in Cursor.  Link:
       https://justfuckingusecloudflare.com Repo:
       https://github.com/mynameistito/justfuckingusecloudflare  Curious
       to hear everyone's thoughts on the CF stack vs alternatives and
       more traditional deployments.
        
       Author : MyNameIsTito
       Score  : 17 points
       Date   : 2025-12-24 22:25 UTC (35 minutes ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (justfuckingusecloudflare.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (justfuckingusecloudflare.com)
        
       | sastraxi wrote:
       | I find their SQL database's latency to be absolutely unusable,
       | though I haven't tried in a few months. Otherwise I agree, great
       | free tiers for what I've used it for.
        
         | tajd wrote:
         | Yeah agree, the devex has room for improvement as well. I use
         | it perfectly fine for simpler apps but it could be better.
        
       | moralestapia wrote:
       | Imagine the CEO of CloudFlare coming to the thread to tell you he
       | doesn't like the free marketing.
       | 
       | As stupid as it sounds, I've witnessed a similar thing not long
       | ago, lol. (different company, btw)
        
       | sroerick wrote:
       | I'm on HOOP stack. htmx, OCAML, OpenBSD, and Postgres
        
       | breckenedge wrote:
       | Four years ago I was a reluctant maintainer of a Cloudflare
       | workers setup. At the time, my thoughts were "Cloudflare is not
       | my app, yet because of these workers, it's performing business
       | logic, which doesn't feel right. I want Cloudflare to just be a
       | dumb shield preventing DDOS attacks."
       | 
       | Now that I've used it for a few years professionally, my opinions
       | are much more nuanced and hard to put into words. Cloudflare's
       | products are mostly pretty good, and the cost savings are very
       | attractive. You just have to be willing to work at their level.
        
       | alilikestech wrote:
       | i prefer using Cloudflare as a WAF and CDN and run my stuff on
       | prem on my Homelab with cloudflared facilitating internet pass
       | through
        
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