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       I was looking for some fun project to play around with the latest
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       2025  - Your personalized HN front page from 2035 (inspired by a
       recent Show HN [0])  - An xkcd-style comic of your HN persona  It
       uses the latest gemini-3-flash and gemini-3-pro-image (nano banana
       pro) models, which deliver pretty impressive and funny results.  A
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       https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/hubraumhugo  Give it a try and share
       yours :)  Happy holidays!  [0]
       https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46205632
        
       Author : hubraumhugo
       Score  : 81 points
       Date   : 2025-12-20 13:39 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
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       | 1123581321 wrote:
       | Mine made me laugh. Can't say it's wrong, either. :) https://hn-
       | wrapped.kadoa.com/1123581321
        
       | straydusk wrote:
       | This is so well-done - kinda surprised it's not getting more
       | traction!
       | 
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/dang
        
       | dickiedyce wrote:
       | Actually on the nail. Mine actually made me laugh out loud.
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/dickiedyce
        
       | Imustaskforhelp wrote:
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/Imustaskforhelp
       | 
       | A teenage digital architect who oscillates between solving the
       | world's privacy crisis and wondering if high school chemistry is
       | a psyop designed to kill his GitHub star count.
       | 
       | This is really awesome, I liked how it really detected my
       | chemistry hatred and how the xkcd had the "see the mole concept
       | is a false flag to obfuscate the real data, You have a test
       | tomorrow" line as I kinda winging chemistry sometimes
       | 
       | > You are the only person on earth still trying to make
       | 'decentralized link shorteners via Signal avatars' happen while
       | failing organic chemistry.
       | 
       | 100% accurate lmao, but for what it was worth i was trying it
       | with signal call links since you can name a call name link 32
       | bits of storage which are persisted forever in signal's database
       | iirc so it would've been a shitty link shortener but still I just
       | loved signal and kinda wanted to build something on top of it
       | 
       | Do I really yap so much about chemistry here, I think that I have
       | created more topics, surely lol but still I still enjoyed this a
       | lot, maybe it just catched up on these traits more since I am
       | pretty damn sure that I might be the only person here commenting
       | about why in the world my country is requiring me to master
       | chemistry university level to just get into a basic comp sci
       | degree.
       | 
       | > Show HN: A Kanban board built on top of Bitwarden notes because
       | why not
       | 
       | Btw, this was this close to happen except at the time I was vibe
       | coding it with some new tool to stress test it with prototyping
       | ideas basically but it didnt really work so i gave up on it but
       | let me know if this idea fascinates someone lol
       | 
       | Happy holidays to everyone, this time of the year must mean a lot
       | to people and I appreciate the spirit of holidays and gift giving
       | too :)
       | 
       | Edit: also I love how it catches myself as existential since I
       | genuinely had gotten existential because of hackernews once
       | wondering what are the best ways to promote/grow open source so
       | much so that I had written a manifesto, I can also be considered
       | idealistic but I dont know why I forgot but "The FOSS
       | Existentialist" is such a good title that I am gonna have it in
       | my about page. This was genuinely brilliant.
        
       | jedberg wrote:
       | My review was perfect, no notes. I'm going to turn it into a
       | LinkedIn post to promote our new product.
       | 
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/jedberg
       | 
       | (But in seriousness, this self reflection really does highlight
       | what my year has been like and I truly appreciated the laughs)
        
         | hubraumhugo wrote:
         | The salt race condition comic made me laugh :D
        
           | jedberg wrote:
           | Me too! AI is gonna put Randall out of business!
        
       | jaggs wrote:
       | Error, not enough activity. Strange.
        
         | hubraumhugo wrote:
         | Server is melting a bit, looking into it.
         | 
         | EDIT: a retry worked. Enjoy: https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/jaggs
        
       | levmiseri wrote:
       | I'd say about 60% correct: https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/levmiseri
       | (not against Notion, plus some other made up stuff from the LLM)
       | 
       | But definitely a fun read!
        
       | Forgeties79 wrote:
       | > For someone who claims to be a professional cinematographer,
       | you spend an alarming amount of time looking at plain text
       | arguments on a 1990s-style forum instead of actually framing a
       | shot.
       | 
       | Whelp I can't recover from that one.
        
       | jonwinstanley wrote:
       | Hahaha - this is genuinely funny. Not sure I've seen LLM content
       | be actually this witty before.
        
         | chr15m wrote:
         | The true path to AGI.
        
       | pawelduda wrote:
       | Can't wait for future me to post this in 10 years
       | 
       | Show HN: SSH-to-Brain interface (requires tmux and 600mg of
       | caffeine)
        
       | mjyoon wrote:
       | I remember this from last year! Awesome project - I'd love to see
       | the code behind this.
        
       | mock-possum wrote:
       | > Is MDMA-infused coffee the only way to survive the 4-day work
       | week? (vice.com)
       | 
       | New 2026 resolution unlocked...
        
       | shantara wrote:
       | > You claim to value efficiency, yet you've spent the equivalent
       | of a full fiscal year arguing about why a Firefox fork that 12
       | people use is the only path to salvation.
       | 
       | Made me smile, thank you!
        
       | barapa wrote:
       | I think mine confabulated criticism of a point of view as
       | espousing that point of view.
        
       | manaskarekar wrote:
       | Haha, mine's funnily somewhat on the nose.
       | 
       | -------
       | 
       | The Rust-Evangelizing Hardware Romantic
       | 
       | A developer who believes every global outage is just a missing
       | question mark away from salvation and spends their weekends
       | reapplying thermal paste to fanless MacBooks while reminiscing
       | about the tactile superiority of 2010 Dell Latitude trackpads.
       | 
       | Roasts
       | 
       | You post about Cloudflare outages caused by a single unwrap while
       | your own codebase probably looks like a game of Russian Roulette
       | played with Result types.
       | 
       | Your obsession with the thermal conductivity of fanless laptops
       | is just a coping mechanism for the fact that your Rust builds
       | take so long you could literally cook an egg on your chassis.
       | 
       | You have a very specific kink for 2010 Dell trackpads that makes
       | me think you are either a Linux philosopher or someone who is no
       | longer allowed within 500 feet of a Best Buy.
        
       | AndrewDucker wrote:
       | Okay, mine was just awesome. Thank you. The only thing that would
       | make it better would be if it could be easily saved.
       | 
       | (Also, it's a shame that it regenerates the xkcd every time)
       | 
       | "A seasoned architect who spends their days patrolling the wall
       | between actual engineering and unsustainable AI hype while
       | desperately trying to keep their Windows 10 box alive until the
       | heat death of the universe. You are the only person on the
       | internet who still remembers what a build script does and why we
       | shouldn't let LLMs touch them without adult supervision."
        
         | hubraumhugo wrote:
         | Thanks, you got a great tagline!
         | 
         | The xkcd should be saved and cached once generated, I'll look
         | into the issue.
         | 
         | How would you improve saving?
        
           | AndrewDucker wrote:
           | I went to https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/AndrewDucker again,
           | and got a third xkcd just now.
           | 
           | Actually, other than that, it works just fine. I just wanted
           | to cache mine, for when your site gets melted by HN overload.
           | So I did it manually.
           | 
           | Thanks again!
        
             | hubraumhugo wrote:
             | Ah, I've found the issue. Turns out I didn't account for
             | case-insensitive HN usernames like yours :) should be
             | fixed, love your current xkcd :D
        
       | satvikpendem wrote:
       | Wasn't this same site showed off on HN about a few months ago? I
       | recall using it back then where it would roast you, seems like
       | this is just a rebrand to a "wrapped" version and more generally
       | seems like an ad for your service.
       | 
       | Also the roasts are heavily front-loaded, the LLM is only really
       | taking my most recent posts into account, not the especially far
       | back ones earlier in the year.
        
       | kqr wrote:
       | In contrast to many others, I did not find this particularly
       | interesting.
       | 
       | - The comic on is oddly cropped and contains speech attribution
       | errors.
       | 
       | - It calls me an "extremist" regarding the wrong thing (I am many
       | kinds of extremist, but certainly not Haskell).
       | 
       | - It claims I believe "any software failure is merely a design
       | error" which is a complete misunderstanding of the ideas I
       | presented.
       | 
       | - It says things like "the geometric mean of the snack bowl"
       | which doesn't have meaning in English.
       | 
       | I feel like it has picked up on certain keywords and then just
       | rolled with its own stereotypes of what those keywords represent,
       | rather than actually taking a good look at what _I_ think. A
       | roast works because the roaster has clearly spent time and effort
       | and care understanding the person roasted. This is way too
       | shallow for that.
       | 
       | The 2026 and 2035 predictions (with a few exceptions) don't make
       | sense at all, and the jokes in them fall completely flat. They're
       | not good anti-jokes either. If someone said something like it in
       | a social situation it would be followed by an awkward silence.
       | 
       | The vibe check and the time spent were really cool though. Super
       | interesting. I would have loved to see those expanded.
       | 
       | I don't mean to be negative. The project is cool. I just wish it
       | would put its focus on the valuable parts, rather than the things
       | it is weak at. I guess this is my 45 % pedantic, 25 % contrarian,
       | 20 % analytical self speaking.
        
         | hubraumhugo wrote:
         | Appreciate the feedback, will try to iterate it to greatness
         | further. It's still a bit hit or miss, but I've made a few
         | improvements:
         | 
         | - improved prompts with your feedback
         | 
         | - added post/comment shuffling to remove recency bias
         | 
         | - tried to fix the speech attribution errors in the xkcd
        
           | Svip wrote:
           | Perhaps it should also avoid putting too much emphasis on
           | several comments to the same story: there was a story about
           | VAT changes in Denmark, where I participated with several
           | comments; but the generator decided that I apparently had a
           | high focus vat, when I just wanted to provide some clarifying
           | context to that story. I wonder how comments are weighed, is
           | it individually or per story?
           | 
           | Specifically this roast:
           | 
           | > You have commented about the specific nuances of Danish VAT
           | and accounting system hardcoding at least four times, proving
           | you are the only person on Earth who finds tax infrastructure
           | more exciting than the books being taxed.
           | 
           |  _Yeah_ , but I did it on the same story (i.e. context).
           | 
           | Though the other details it picked up, I cannot really argue
           | with: the VAT bit just stood out to me.
        
             | hluska wrote:
             | That's a poorly written roast.
        
         | westoncb wrote:
         | That's about how it came across for me as well: ignoring my
         | actual content and joking about generalizations related to key
         | words.
         | 
         | Project is cool overall, love the xkcd-like comic idea--but
         | prompting and/or model-selection could use some work. I'd like
         | to take a crack at tuning it myself :)
        
         | lovich wrote:
         | I found the xkcd comic for myself funny enough to chuckle but I
         | had the same feelings as you about the text
         | 
         | It also appears highly biased towards recency as much of mine
         | was roasting a topic I had only spoken of once and recently
        
       | tylerrobinson wrote:
       | Hilarious. It seemed to focus on something about Boolean logic
       | that I don't remember taking about, but otherwise awesome.
       | 
       | Are you sharing any of the prompts you used to generate this?
       | Even if not verbatim, I'm interested to know how much you're
       | driving versus the model. How much more prompt is there than,
       | "look at this comment history and write 3 roasts that the HN
       | crowd will find funny"?
        
       | k3vinw wrote:
       | Haha. You make one positive comment about a language and suddenly
       | you're a Rust evangelist :) Well that was fun. Thank you for
       | this!
       | 
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/k3vinw
        
       | furyofantares wrote:
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/furyofantares
       | 
       | My last 2-3 months here have largely been posting about AI slop.
       | But the prior 9 months were not, and included a lot of nuanced
       | posting about how to make use of AI agents. I even got accused of
       | being a shill at one point.
       | 
       | The wrapped is pretty much focused on the slop stuff. That's less
       | interesting than the earlier parts of the year - I know what I've
       | posted recently but have forgotten a lot more of what was going
       | on a year ago or how the year developed.
       | 
       | Roasts can be amusing but I don't think they're the right vibe
       | for a wrapped. I know it's harder to get an LLM to write
       | something witty and insightful than a witty but shallow quip so
       | maybe that's why roasts are here. Wrappeds are sort of infodumps
       | though and LLMs are good at that, maybe there could be a two
       | stage step where it reasons about some custom quirky stats or
       | factoids that work based on your profile and then the second
       | stage generates them.
        
       | impure wrote:
       | > You've mentioned Gemini 2.0 Flash pricing and model comparisons
       | so many times that I'm starting to think you're actually a Google
       | Cloud Billing alert that gained sentience.
       | 
       | I wouldn't mention it so much if Google stopped bumping up the
       | price.
        
       | vasco wrote:
       | > The Contrarian Logic Gate
       | 
       | > A high-frequency debunker who treats every comment thread as a
       | zero-trust environment where empathy is a bug and citing Sartre
       | is a security vulnerability. You are the only person on the
       | planet capable of linking the efficiency of electrical line
       | curvature to the ethics of Anthony Bourdain in a single browsing
       | session.
       | 
       | No I don't! (nice project)
        
       | ttoinou wrote:
       | Nice, mine was very cool and accurate :                 Your
       | intense hatred for the concept of GDP is only matched by your
       | strangely specific crusade against the calorie theory, making you
       | the only person on HN who thinks the economy and thermodynamics
       | are both just vibes.
       | 
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/ttoinou
        
       | elashri wrote:
       | You made my day with this prediction :)
       | 
       | > The Ultimate Fork
       | 
       | > Frustrated with Waterfox and Orion, you will finally launch
       | 'CERN-fox', a browser that only renders LaTeX and requires a
       | muon-detected captcha for every search query.
        
       | hluska wrote:
       | Is there a reason you hold onto data for thirty days? That's a
       | non starter for me - I don't have a clue who you are or what this
       | is even used for.
        
         | jmpavlec wrote:
         | I mean your profile is public and probably already injested by
         | other LLMs... So what are you protecting? Anyone could add your
         | username in there...
        
       | manuelmoreale wrote:
       | The Indie Blog Crusader
       | 
       | A digital preservationist who wages a one-man war against the AI-
       | slop apocalypse by manually indexing every human-written blog
       | post in existence while playing Unreal Tournament 99 on a
       | secondary monitor.
       | 
       | -----
       | 
       | I have to say, if that's my future I'm kinda cool with it.
        
       | madjam002 wrote:
       | This is absolutely wild haha, love it
       | 
       | "A high-latency architect who spends his days documenting every
       | time a CDN sneezes while dreaming of a mountain drive through the
       | Balkans with a fresh burek in hand."
        
       | creakingstairs wrote:
       | > You spend so much time fighting macOS animations and keyboard
       | layouts that I am surprised you have any time left to actually
       | use the computer you keep threatening to replace with a Framework
       | 
       | Yep that's me.
       | 
       | As for 2026 prediction:
       | 
       | > You will write a 4,000-word HN essay arguing that Silksong's
       | difficulty curve is a direct allegory for the South Korean
       | 'Hagwon' education system.
       | 
       | Yeah I can see that happening.
        
       | mrj wrote:
       | Some winners in the 2035 HN predictions:                   Show
       | HN: A Python 4.2 framework that transpiles to Go but still lets
       | you use circular imports(github.com)              Microsoft 365
       | Audit: Now requiring a literal DNA sample for volume licensing
       | compliance(theregister.com)              Zulip 15.0 adds 'Boomer
       | Mode' to hide markdown from non-technical users(zulip.org)
       | 
       | eh?                   Ask HN: Best audiologist for tuning hearing
       | aids to filter out 'Notification Blindness'?
        
       | rendall wrote:
       | I really enjoyed my roast review. I loved the feedback that I'm
       | only 5% helpful and 35% contrarian! I will endeavor to boost that
       | helpfulness percentage next year.
       | 
       | I am surprised at the passion that some seem to feel over their
       | own reviews.
       | 
       | https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/rendall
        
       | dsmurrell wrote:
       | I lol'ed:
       | https://kadoa.b-cdn.net/wrapped/dsmurrell-1766269193782.png
        
       | 9dev wrote:
       | > You spent three paragraphs arguing why estimation is a vital
       | business requirement only to follow up by suggesting the world is
       | an entropic chaos where nobody is actually in charge, which is a
       | really convenient way to explain why your sprint is three weeks
       | late.
       | 
       | Gosh I love it.
        
       | jumploops wrote:
       | > You've mentioned the 1975 book The Mythical Man-Month so many
       | times that I'm starting to think it's your only personality trait
       | besides complaining about Tailwind CSS.
       | 
       | Ahahaha, not entirely wrong!
        
       | oersted wrote:
       | I did like it, but for me it was fixated on 3-5 comments from the
       | last 1-2 months that got a few more upvotes. It didn't really
       | work as an overview for the year. Still, a pretty cool thingy :)
        
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