[HN Gopher] AI CEO - Replace your boss before they replace you
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       AI CEO - Replace your boss before they replace you
        
       Author : _tk_
       Score  : 351 points
       Date   : 2025-11-27 18:37 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | pygy_ wrote:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20059894
       | 
       | Called it, six years ago :-)
       | 
       | I can see boards of directors drooling at the potential savings.
        
         | belter wrote:
         | Tesla can immediately make a saving of $1 Trillion
        
           | auggierose wrote:
           | Love this one.
        
           | tylerflick wrote:
           | Musk isn't getting a trillion. Tesla sales would have to
           | skyrocket.
        
             | koliber wrote:
             | Imagine that they do skyrocket but the RoboCEO is in charge
             | trillion gets distributed to shareholders.
        
               | pixelready wrote:
               | Imagine that at least half the shares were held by a
               | sovereign wealth fund that paid dividends to every
               | citizen.
        
             | gamblor956 wrote:
             | The package doesn't say who the buyers must be. Musk could
             | just have his other pet companies by Teslas to meet the
             | threshold.
        
           | cyanydeez wrote:
           | unforuntely, that 1T is because Elon's buddies are on the
           | board. They're a bunch of rich human centipedes.
        
       | dijksterhuis wrote:
       | > We don't have meetings, we have collaborative ideation
       | experiences
       | 
       | yep, checks out.
        
       | yojat661 wrote:
       | Can we also replace shareholders with Ai
        
         | canyp wrote:
         | I don't get why people get a boner with CEOs. They are mostly
         | irrelevant, the real power lies further above.
        
           | mikepurvis wrote:
           | They're at the center of the hourglass that exists between
           | external (board members, shareholders, customers, partners)
           | and internal (employees) interests.
        
             | canyp wrote:
             | Interesting visualization, never thought of it that way.
        
             | bigstrat2003 wrote:
             | Also, the people in charge of CEOs (the board) are
             | generally CEOs themselves. It's a good old boys' club where
             | they all make sure to take care of each other.
        
           | gscott wrote:
           | One mention of 3d printed chicken spins up a new ai CEO,
           | several ai damage control agents, Ai apology, new ai product
           | ads, repeat as needed.
        
         | speed_spread wrote:
         | Why waste GPU cycles when a simple bash script would do?
        
       | zkmon wrote:
       | Funny. Infact, the blockchain smart contract (DAPPs) tried this
       | before, by fully automating (they call it democratizing) the
       | decisions. Not sure how it went.
        
       | keiferski wrote:
       | This looks like the perfect counterpart to Boss as a Service:
       | 
       | https://bossasaservice.com/
        
       | chasing0entropy wrote:
       | Can you design an AI agent that I own, to replace me? This is
       | what the market really wants and is probably one of the ONLY
       | things that doesn't exist.
       | 
       | Just let me subscribe to an agent to do my work while I keep
       | getting a paycheck.
        
         | crackalamoo wrote:
         | Isn't this kind of the same as an AI copilot, just with higher
         | autonomy?
         | 
         | I think the limiting factor is that the AI still isn't good
         | enough to be fully autonomous, so it needs your input. That's
         | why it's still in copilot form
        
         | -_- wrote:
         | That's the premise behind Workshop Labs!
         | https://workshoplabs.ai
        
         | IshKebab wrote:
         | Why would the market want that? Don't be stupid.
        
           | geoffmanning wrote:
           | The world doesn't want assholes either but here we are
        
         | georgehotz wrote:
         | Who's giving you that paycheck? Why don't they just hire that
         | AI agent themselves and cut out the middle man?
        
           | fijiaarone wrote:
           | Can you explain why we pay Sam Altman & Elon Musk? Or Jeff
           | Bezos & Bill Gates? They're just middlemen collecting money
           | for other people's labor.
        
             | georgehotz wrote:
             | You are welcome to try to cut them out and start your own
             | business. But I suspect you might find it a bit harder than
             | your employer signing up for a SaaS AI agent. Actually
             | wait, isn't that what this website is? Does it work?
        
             | gridspy wrote:
             | They are a bridge between those with money and those with
             | skill. Plus they can aggregate information and act as a
             | repository of knowledge and decision maker for their teams.
             | 
             | These are valuable skills, though perhaps nowhere near as
             | valuable as they end up being in a free market.
        
               | nawgz wrote:
               | A mistake lies in thinking it's a market, but it's
               | egregious you'd call it free
        
               | gridspy wrote:
               | The free market is an analyzable simplification of the
               | real market, however I think the assumptions hold in this
               | case.
               | 
               | If a CEO delivers a certain advantage (a profit
               | multiplier) it's rational that a bidding war will ensue
               | for that CEO until they are paid the entire apparent
               | advantage of their pretense for the company. A similar
               | effect happens for salespeople.
               | 
               | The key difference between free and real markets in this
               | case is information and distortions of lobbying. That
               | plus legal restrictions on the company. The CEO is
               | incentivized to find ways around these issues to maximize
               | their own pay.
        
               | gausswho wrote:
               | Sounds like skills that bots already do better than
               | humans.
        
             | dboreham wrote:
             | This is backwards. Those people got into the positions they
             | have by having money to _spend_ , not because someone
             | wanted to pay them to do something. (Or they had a way to
             | have control over spending someone else's money.)
        
               | georgehotz wrote:
               | Do people on Hacker News actually believe this? Each one
               | of the four people named built a product I happily pay
               | for! Then they used investment and profits to hire people
               | to build more products and better products.
               | 
               | There's a lot of scammers in the world, but OpenAI,
               | Tesla, Amazon, and Microsoft have mostly made my life
               | better. It's not about having money, look at all the
               | startups that have raised billions and gone kaput. Vs say
               | Amazon who raised just $9M before their $54M IPO and is
               | still around today bringing tons of stuff to my door.
        
               | coliveira wrote:
               | The most successful scammers will provide you with
               | something of value and then act to swindle you and many
               | others of multiple times the amount of "value" they're
               | generating. With Musk and their friends it seems to be
               | the pattern.
        
               | georgehotz wrote:
               | Musk sells several things. Electric cars for $40k-$100k.
               | Satellite internet for $40-$120 per month. X/Grok premium
               | for $8/mo. And space launch services for about $2,500 per
               | kg. Which one(s) of these are the scam? Prices seem
               | decent to me, but if you tell me where I can get cheaper
               | and better I'm open to it.
        
               | hnjobsearch wrote:
               | The "scam" part of Tesla has been well-documented, from
               | their failure to deliver reliable full self-driving to
               | the Cybertruck's low quality manufacturing, there is a
               | lot of information out there about it.
               | 
               | I can't comment on the other things.
        
               | georgehotz wrote:
               | comma.ai owns a lot of cars, including a Tesla, so I have
               | tried most cars in the price range. Tesla is certainly no
               | more of a scam than the other cars, and compared to say,
               | the Chevy Bolt, it's a lot better. Can you suggest a
               | better car for the value? Is there another car I can buy
               | with better full self driving?
        
             | coliveira wrote:
             | Scam Altman and Musk are paid to manipulate stock markets
             | and enrich themselves and their friends.
        
           | Mtinie wrote:
           | In this scenario the person who wants to be paid owns the
           | output of the agent. So it's closer to a contractor and
           | subcontractor arrangement than employment.
        
             | georgehotz wrote:
             | How do they own it? I see two scenarios.
             | 
             | 1. They built the agent and it's somehow competitive. If
             | so, they shouldn't just replace their own job with it, they
             | should replace a lot more jobs and get a lot more rich than
             | one salary.
             | 
             | 2. They rent the agent. If so, why would the renting
             | company not rent directly to their boss, maybe even at a
             | business premium?
             | 
             | I see no scenario where there's an "agent to do my work
             | while I keep getting a paycheck."
        
               | dr_dshiv wrote:
               | If you know contracting, you know that's exactly how it's
               | always worked.
        
               | oarsinsync wrote:
               | It's the equivalent of outsourcing your job. People have
               | done this before, to China, to India, etc. There are
               | stories about the people that got caught, e.g. with China
               | because of security concerns, and with India because they
               | got greedy, were overemployed, and failed in their opsec.
               | 
               | This is no different, it's just a different mechanism of
               | outsourcing your job.
               | 
               | And yes, if you can find a way to get AI to do 90% of
               | your job for you, you should totally get 4 more jobs and
               | 5x your earnings for 50% reduction in hours spent
               | working.
        
               | georgehotz wrote:
               | Maybe a few people managed to outsource their own job and
               | sit in the middle for a bit. But that's not the common
               | story, the common story is that your employer cut out the
               | middle man and outsourced all the jobs. The same thing
               | will happen here.
        
               | EGreg wrote:
               | Let me generalize
               | 
               | The problem is the organizing principle for our entire
               | global society is competition.
               | 
               | This is the default, the law of the jungle or tribal
               | warfare. But within families or corporations we do have
               | cooperation, or a command structure.
               | 
               | The problem is that this principle inevitably leads to
               | the tragedy of the unmanaged commons. This is why we are
               | overfishing, polluting the Earth, why some people are
               | freeriding and having 7 children with no contraception
               | etc. Why ecosystems -- rainforests, kelp forests, coral
               | reefs, and even insects -- are being decimated. Why one
               | third of arable farmland is desertified, just like in the
               | US dust bowl. Back then it was a race to the bottom and
               | the US Govt had to step in and pay farmers NOT to plant.
               | 
               | We are racing to an AIpocalypse because what if China
               | does it first?
               | 
               | In case you think the world don't have real solutions...
               | actually there have been a few examples of us cooperating
               | to prevent catastrophe.
               | 
               | 1. Banning CFCs in Montreal Protocol, repairing hole in
               | Ozone Layer
               | 
               | 2. Nuclear non-proliferation treaty
               | 
               | 3. Ban on chemical weapons
               | 
               | 4. Ban on viral bioweapons research
               | 
               | So number 2 is what I would hope would happen with huge
               | GPU farms, we as a global community know exactly the
               | supply chains, heck there is only one company in Europe
               | doing the etching.
               | 
               | And also I would want a global ban on AGI development, or
               | at least of leaking model weights. Otherwise it is almost
               | exactly like giving everyone the means to make chemical
               | weapons, designer viruses etc. The probability that NO
               | ONE does anything that gets out of hand, will be
               | infinitesimally small. The probability that we will be
               | overrun by tons of destructive bot swarms and robots is
               | practically 100%.
               | 
               | In short -- this is the ultimate negstive externality.
               | The corporations and countries are in a race to outdo
               | each other in AGI even if they destroy humanity doing it.
               | All because as a species, we are drawn to competition and
               | don't do the work to establish frameworks for cooperation
               | the way we have done on local scales like cities.
               | 
               | PS: meanwhile, having limited tools and not AGI or ASI
               | can be very helpful. Like protein folding or chess
               | playing. But why, why have AGI proliferate?
        
               | kgwxd wrote:
               | > agent to do my work while I keep getting a paycheck.
               | 
               | They already exists, and have for a very long time, but
               | I'm sure as shit not telling my customers about it.
        
           | zwnow wrote:
           | How are businesses going to get money if there are no humans
           | that are able to pay for goods?
           | 
           | Lots of us are not cut out for blue collar work.
        
             | macintux wrote:
             | As long as someone else is still paying their employees,
             | it's all good.
        
             | vbezhenar wrote:
             | Some humans will be rich and they'll buy things. For
             | example those humans who own AI or fabs. And those humans,
             | who serve to them (assuming that there will be services not
             | replaced by AI, for example prostitution), will also buy
             | things.
             | 
             | If 99.99% of other humans will become poor and eventually
             | die, it certainly will change economy a lot.
        
               | ares623 wrote:
               | That's assuming a large chunk of humanity will just lay
               | down and die off.
        
               | lawlessone wrote:
               | Probably why Elon etc want to replace militaries with
               | drones.
               | 
               | https://www.forbes.com/sites/petersuciu/2024/11/25/elon-
               | musk...
        
               | ares623 wrote:
               | Not a lot of difference between an F-35 and a fleet of
               | drones when it comes to it tbh. If F-35s are not enough
               | then I don't see how drones will fare better. IMO drones
               | are just a way for Elon to get his foot in the door.
        
               | jmoggr wrote:
               | All they have to do is not reproduce. This is already
               | happening.
        
               | coliveira wrote:
               | The 99% of humans will band together and destroy the ones
               | who "own" things.
        
             | lurk2 wrote:
             | > How are businesses going to get money if there are no
             | humans that are able to pay for goods?
             | 
             | By transacting with other businesses. In theory comparative
             | advantage will always ensure that some degree of trade
             | takes place between completely automated enterprises and
             | comparatively inefficient human labor; in practice the
             | utility an AI could derive from these transactions might
             | not be worth it for either party--the AI because the
             | utility is so minimal, and the humans because the
             | transactions cannot sustain their needs. This gets even
             | more fraught if we assume an AGI takes control before
             | cheaply available space flight, because at a certain point
             | having insufficiently productive humans living on _any_
             | area of sea or land becomes less efficient than replacing
             | the humans with automatons (particularly when you account
             | for the risk of their behaving in unexpected ways).
        
             | Joker_vD wrote:
             | There is an amount of people who own, well, in the past we
             | could say "means of production" but let's not. So, they own
             | the physical capital and AI worker-robots, and this
             | combination produces various goods for human use. So they
             | (the people who own that stuff) trade those goods between
             | each other since nobody owns the full range of production
             | chains.
             | 
             | The people who used to be hired workers? Eh, they still own
             | their ability to work (which is now completely useless in
             | the market economy) and nothing much more so... well, they
             | can go and sleep under the bridge or go extinct or do
             | whatever else peacefully, as long as they don't try to
             | trespass on the private property, sanctity and
             | inviolability of which is obviously crucial for the
             | societal harmony.
             | 
             | So yeah, the global population would probably shrink down
             | to something in the hundreds millions or so in the end, and
             | ironically, the economy may very well end up being self-
             | sustainable and environmentally green and all that nice
             | stuff since it won't have to support the life standards of
             | ~10 billions, although the process of getting there could
             | be quite tumultous.
        
               | zwnow wrote:
               | This is disgusting to read, not going to lie. Hopefully
               | the workers just lynch the people who enriched themselves
               | on other peoples work.
        
               | bigstrat2003 wrote:
               | I didn't read the parent comment as _endorsing_ that
               | outcome, simply predicting that if people chase profits
               | without regard for the well being of their fellow man,
               | that 's where we might end up heading. I think the
               | question we have to answer is "how can we prevent that?",
               | because history has shown us that humans are _very happy_
               | to run roughshod over others to enrich themselves.
        
               | zwnow wrote:
               | It for sure is endorsed by the tech billionaires...
               | Humans greed is just so tiring to me. I am so fucking
               | tired of seeing good people suffer while some tech bros
               | wipe their asses with pure gold.
        
               | coliveira wrote:
               | Thanos at least planed to destroy only 1/2 of the
               | population. This is already beyond dystopian.
        
               | avdelazeri wrote:
               | That is more or less what I fear. If the top 10 percent
               | already account for half of all consumer spending, and I
               | equality keeps getting worse and worse, that's probably
               | where it will end.
        
           | danenania wrote:
           | A question is which side agents will achieve human-level
           | skill at first. It wouldn't surprise me if doing the work
           | itself end-to-end (to a market-ready standard) remains in the
           | uncanny valley for quite some time, while "fuzzier" roles
           | like management can be more readily replaced.
           | 
           | It's like how we all once thought blue collar work would be
           | first, but it turned out that knowledge work is much easier.
           | Right now everyone imagines managers replacing their
           | employees with AI, but we might have the order reversed.
        
             | jMyles wrote:
             | > This begs the question of which side agents will achieve
             | human-level skill at first.
             | 
             | I don't agree; it's perfectly possible, given
             | chasing0entropy's... let's say 'feature request', that
             | either side might gain that skill level first.
             | 
             | > It wouldn't surprise me if doing the work itself end-to-
             | end (to a market-ready standard) remains in the uncanny
             | valley for quite some time, while "fuzzier" roles like
             | management can be more readily replaced.
             | 
             | Agreed - and for many of us, that's exactly what seems to
             | be happening. My agent is vaguely closer to the role that a
             | good manager has played for me in the past than it is to
             | the role I myself have played - it keeps better TODO lists
             | than I can, that's for sure. :-)
             | 
             | > It's like how we all once thought blue collar work would
             | be first, but it turned out that knowledge work is much
             | easier. Right now everyone imagines managers replacing
             | their employees with AI, but we might have the order
             | reversed.
             | 
             | Perfectly stated IMO.
        
           | OtherShrezzing wrote:
           | The AI agents don't appear to know how & where to be
           | economically productive. That still appears to be a uniquely
           | human domain of expertise.
           | 
           | So the human is there to decide which job is economically
           | productive to take on. The AI is there to execute the day-to-
           | day tasks involved in the job.
           | 
           | It's symbiotic. The human doesn't labour unnecessarily. The
           | AI has some avenue of productive output & revenue generating
           | opportunity for OpenAI/Anthropic/whoever.
        
             | ruined wrote:
             | i don't think you could find a single economist that
             | believes humans know how and where to be economically
             | productive
        
         | cyanydeez wrote:
         | not unless you can afford your own super cluster. Otherwise,
         | the AI you use will own you.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | What would you actually do if you got that? I like watching
         | movies and playing games, but that lifestyle quickly leads to
         | depression. I like travelling too, but imagine if everyone
         | could do it all the time. There's only so many good places.
        
           | Teever wrote:
           | I would use the AI to build a robot that could build copies
           | of itself and then once there are a sufficient number of
           | robots I'd use them to build more good places to go to.
        
         | ErroneousBosh wrote:
         | > Just let me subscribe to an agent to do my work while I keep
         | getting a paycheck.
         | 
         | I've already done this. It's just a Teams bot that responds to
         | messages with:
         | 
         | "Yeah that looks okay, but it should probably be a database
         | rather than an Excel spreadsheet. Have you run it past the dev
         | team? If you need anything else just raise a ticket and get
         | Helpdesk to tag me in it"
         | 
         | "I'm pretty sure you'll be fine with that, but check with {{
         | senior_manager }} first, and if you need further support just
         | raise a ticket and Helpdesk will pass it over"
         | 
         | "Yes, quite so, and indeed if you refer to my previous email
         | from about six months ago you'll see I mentioned that at the
         | time"
         | 
         | "Okay, you should be good to go. Just remember, we have Change
         | Management Process for a reason so the next time try to raise a
         | CR so one of us can review it, before anyone touches anything"
         | 
         | and then
         | 
         | "If you've any further questions please stick them in an email
         | and I'll look at it as a priority.
         | 
         | Moran taing,
         | 
         | EB."
         | 
         | (notice that I don't say how high a priority?)
         | 
         | No AI needed. Just good old-fashioned scripting, and organic
         | stupidity.
        
           | xtracto wrote:
           | Reminded me of an episode of the IT Crowd where they put a
           | recording of "Have you tried turning it off and on again? as
           | the answering machine for an IT department.
        
         | firefoxd wrote:
         | I've replaced myself for the better part of a year now. You can
         | too: https://getproxyai.com/
        
           | fblp wrote:
           | lol this also appears to be satire?
        
             | firefoxd wrote:
             | We follow a moto in our company:
             | 
             | > While none of the work we do is very important, it is
             | important that we do a great deal of it.
        
             | saaaaaam wrote:
             | This seems a frivolous attitude to something so serious.
             | Have you considered how using a proxy could make you align
             | your attitude better?
        
           | saaaaaam wrote:
           | Take my money!
        
       | candiddevmike wrote:
       | Really this is the only 10x part of GenAI that I see: increasing
       | the number of reports exponentially by removing
       | managers/directors, and using GenAI (search/summarization, e.g.
       | "how is X progressing" etc) to understand what's going on
       | underneath you. Get rid of the political game of telephone and
       | get leaders closer to the ground floor (and the real
       | problems/blockers).
        
         | dboreham wrote:
         | Also replaces lawyers.
        
           | IgorPartola wrote:
           | From what I hear, this will not happen. AI keeps absolutely
           | making up laws and cases that don't exist no matter what you
           | feed it. Basically anything legal written or partially
           | written by AI is a liability. IANAL but have been reading a
           | tiny bit about it.
        
             | Jabrov wrote:
             | Ehhh just calling a raw LLM is not going to replace anyone
             | and be prone to hallucination, sure. But lawyers are
             | increasingly using LLM systems, and there's law-specific
             | products that are heavily grounded (ie. they can only
             | respond from source material).
        
             | cheema33 wrote:
             | The need for lawyers will shrink and is shrinking. My
             | company used to call lawyers for many small little things.
             | Now it is easy to ask an LLM and have the second LLM verify
             | it. For super critical things, we may still call lawyers.
             | And in the court rooms, you will still see lawyers. But
             | everywhere else the need for lawyers will keep going down.
        
               | insin wrote:
               | > Now it is easy to ask an LLM and have the second LLM
               | verify it
               | 
               | I genuinely can't tell when people are and aren't being
               | serious any more.
        
             | Xunjin wrote:
             | Worth to note that lawyer is not only read a text and say:
             | "true or false" requires interpretation and understanding
             | of how a society changes/evolves, depending on the country
             | it's jurisprudence or more analytical (written laws).
             | 
             | I have a difficult in see why a portion of HN audience is
             | so "narrowed view" about justice systems and politics.
        
       | jvanderbot wrote:
       | My boss is a pretty awesome technologist, too, but has a lot of
       | time sunk into business stuff.
       | 
       | I sent this along as a joke but I doubt any of us are enthused
       | about working for an AI.
       | 
       | It would be cool to automate more of that business stuff but I
       | suspect it's too "soft" to actually automate.
        
         | beng-nl wrote:
         | This is an interesting observation - soft skills may turn out
         | to be hard to automate.
        
       | didibus wrote:
       | Joke aside, I do think think someone should work on a legitimate
       | agent for financial and business decision, management, and so on.
       | 
       | Especially "decision making". I find it's one of the things that
       | are tricky, making the AI agent optimize for actually good
       | decisions and not just give you info or options, but create real
       | opinion and take real decisions.
        
         | callamdelaney wrote:
         | Unfortunately LLM's aren't good at making decisions.
        
           | bofadeez wrote:
           | I know they're supposed to be smarter than a year ago but you
           | could have fooled me
           | 
           | I'm in a loop with Opus 4.5 telling it "be logically
           | consistent" and then it says "you're absolutely right" and
           | proceeded to be logically inconsistent again for the 20th
           | time.
        
         | thisisit wrote:
         | What kind of financial and business decisions? And what will be
         | the metric for "good decision"?
        
           | yawnxyz wrote:
           | Do we even ask these questions for existing analysts? If
           | anything, we should be evaluating them neck to neck.
        
       | Animats wrote:
       | Aw, it's just a joke. I thought someone was ready to really try
       | it.
       | 
       | Eventually, there will be AI CEOs, once they start outperforming
       | humans. Capitalism requires it.
        
         | satisfice wrote:
         | Capitalism requires that capital is owned and controlled by
         | specific people. So, no, there cannot be an AI CEO. In other
         | words, if you say you have an AI CEO, then that entity will be
         | under the control of someone else, whom you might as well call
         | the real CEO.
         | 
         | Just like how Twitter had a "CEO" who was some pliable female
         | who did the bidding of the real CEO: Elon Musk.
        
           | groestl wrote:
           | The way AI (and capitalism really) makes CEOs obsolete is by
           | replacing all companies with just one. So only one CEO needed
           | eventually.
        
           | zurfer wrote:
           | There are shareholders/owners and CEOs. You can certainly
           | have an AI CEO if the board of directors wants that. Although
           | depending on the jurisdiction CEOs might need be humans, but
           | surely not everywhere.
           | 
           | And you could even imagine AI owners with something like
           | Bitcoin wallets. So far it wouldn't work because of prompt
           | injections but the future could be wild.
        
           | Octoth0rpe wrote:
           | > Capitalism requires that capital is owned and controlled by
           | specific people.
           | 
           | That is an overly simplistic description. One can imagine a
           | board of directors voting on which AI-CEO-as-a-service vendor
           | to use for the next year. The 'capital' of the company is
           | owned by company, the company is owned by the shareholders.
           | This is not incompatible with capitalism in principle, but
           | wouldn't surprise me if it were incompatible with some forms
           | of incorporation.
        
       | vanschelven wrote:
       | in the same vein as http://developerexcuses.com/ (and presumably
       | many others)
        
       | j45 wrote:
       | Great name.
        
       | tt24 wrote:
       | The UI looks good! Is there a reason this is being shared here?
       | Feels like a collection of tired, trite oneliners that I'd expect
       | to see on Twitter rather than here.
        
         | input_sh wrote:
         | Thank you brand new account, your contributions so far have
         | _clearly_ been more valuable!
        
           | tt24 wrote:
           | 1. This account was created months ago. 2. This doesn't seem
           | like a very polite or valuable contribution either.
        
             | input_sh wrote:
             | ...and you haven't contributed anything in those months.
             | 
             | You went from one one-sentence-long comment months ago
             | straight into criticising what _other people_ contribute in
             | this thread. Do you think that 's fair of you?
        
         | andy99 wrote:
         | Agreed, it's only superficially funny, there's a ton left on
         | the table that could have made it actually good, it feels like
         | it doesn't adequately parody CEOs or AI in a way that indicates
         | any insight.
        
       | coffeecoders wrote:
       | How hard would it be to run a simulator with multiple LLMs. Say,
       | one as the boss and a few as employees. Just let them talk,
       | coordinate, and "work"? Could be the fastest way to test what
       | actually happens when you try to automate management.
        
         | fragmede wrote:
         | Not exceedingly so: https://news.ysimulator.run/faq
        
           | IshKebab wrote:
           | I dunno the comments here perfectly capture HN-ackshewelly!
           | 
           | https://news.ysimulator.run/item/4317
        
         | ai-christianson wrote:
         | This is quite literally what we've built @ Gobii, but it's prod
         | ready and scalable.
         | 
         | The idea is you spin up a team of agents, they're always on,
         | they can talk to one another, and you and your team can
         | interact with them via email, sms, slack, discord, etc.
         | 
         | Disclaimer: founder
        
           | krater23 wrote:
           | And they simulate a externalized team where the enterprize
           | that pays the team doesn't knows that it's just AI and just
           | thinks that these chinese/indian/african people of this
           | external team are really bad at what they are doing.
        
           | jayd16 wrote:
           | Can I get this in an ant-farm mode where I can see them
           | doddle around a cube-farm office?
        
             | ai-christianson wrote:
             | Great idea :)
        
           | coffeecoders wrote:
           | Interesting approach, but I mean more in the sense of a
           | multi-agent sandbox than workflow automation. Your project
           | feels like wrapping a bunch of LLMs into "agents" with fixed
           | cadences, it is a neat product idea, even if it mostly ends
           | up orchestrating API calls and cron jobs.
           | 
           | The thing I'm curious about is the emergent behavior, letting
           | multiple LLMs interact freely in a simulated organization to
           | see how coordination, bottlenecks, and miscommunication
           | naturally arise.
           | 
           | Cool project regardless!
        
             | ai-christianson wrote:
             | Agreed, the emergent behavior is the most interesting and
             | valuable part. We don't want bad emergent behavior (agents
             | going rogue) but we do want the good kind (solving problems
             | in unexpected ways.)
        
           | BoorishBears wrote:
           | Can your team of agents figure out why the extremely basic
           | homepage does a stutter step on a $7000 Macbook Pro: or are
           | they taking off Thanksgiving?
           | 
           | https://imgur.com/a/WZG9VLm
        
         | PhilippGille wrote:
         | Multiple projects for autonomous multi agent teams already
         | exist.
        
         | fijiaarone wrote:
         | Left to their own devices, the LLMs would probably design a
         | pocket watch.
        
       | simultsop wrote:
       | Shut up and take my money.
        
       | jondwillis wrote:
       | I love that they're all called David except for Simon
        
         | coliveira wrote:
         | This is a common thing among their mafia.
        
       | aussieguy1234 wrote:
       | You can make this yourself quite easily.
       | 
       | Choose a UI that lets you modify the system prompt, like open
       | WebUI.
       | 
       | Ask Claude to generate a system card for a CEO.
       | 
       | Copy and paste the output into a system prompt.
       | 
       | There you have it, your own AI CEO.
        
         | sunnybeetroot wrote:
         | Now do Dropbox next
        
       | danenania wrote:
       | Though I think the CEO role is realistically one of the hardest
       | to automate, I'd say middle management is a very juicy target.
       | 
       | To the extent a manager is just organizing and coordinating
       | rather than setting strategic direction, I think that role is
       | well within current capabilities. It's much easier to automate
       | this than the work itself, assuming you have a high bar for
       | quality.
        
       | damion6 wrote:
       | Looks like that's a response to Linus and Linux community saying
       | that Qualcomm chips I weren't able to run Linux what hey it's
       | good though at least now there's internal support
        
       | thisisit wrote:
       | I like the fun part of it. But this is clearly vibe coded slop.
       | The awful pink colour scheme, clickable buttons which don't do
       | anything bang in middle of the page, the share button which
       | doesn't really share etc.
       | 
       | And some of the messages keep repeating like carbon footprint
       | etc. Just seems low effort and not in a fun way.
        
         | willis936 wrote:
         | Counterpoints: this joke isn't worth the effort to make it high
         | quality and the jank is part of the joke. AI slop is garbage,
         | presenting it as otherwise would be missing the point.
        
       | shmerl wrote:
       | Is that you, Delamain?
        
       | hbarka wrote:
       | Our CEO did not write a customary Thanksgiving email. There was
       | nothing from other C-level leadership. I've been around long
       | enough to see this erosion in company culture custom. What is
       | happening? Perhaps an AI CEO would have these subtleties.
        
       | briandw wrote:
       | Ok so clearly a satire. However I kinda want this. They make some
       | really good points about how an AI would be better than many
       | CEOs. Honestly some of the companies I've worked for would be
       | better with Gemini at in charge. Yes humanity is doomed, but at
       | least I would understand the motivations and we'd have less CEO
       | ADHD moments. (CEO ADHD -> "Some other CEO told me about X, why
       | aren't we doing X")
        
         | caminanteblanco wrote:
         | I feel like if I mention technology X in my system context for
         | Gemini, there is a 100% chance that when I ask for hiking
         | recommendations Gemini will say "As a user of technology X, you
         | would appreciate the beauty and elegance of the Cuyamaca
         | National Forest"
        
         | arbuge wrote:
         | I'd be concerned about all the CEO's reports prompt injecting
         | the boss though.
         | 
         | Give me a raise so I can buy her medicine, or my grandma
         | dies...
        
           | darth_avocado wrote:
           | If the AI is good enough to replace a CEO, dead grandma is
           | part of the training data
        
           | sagarm wrote:
           | This already happens! We just call it schmoozing.
        
       | tcgv wrote:
       | Only Male AI-CEO avatars?
       | 
       | Gender bias checked!
        
         | canyp wrote:
         | I was going to mention the same thing, also the page is clearly
         | designed by a woman. Never mind that neither Sundar nor Satya
         | are not white, or that many VPs in the Big Tech world are
         | women. OP seems to have a very distorted view of the corporate
         | world and has villified the white alpha male in her mind.
        
       | artursapek wrote:
       | man, why does slop like this get to the front page yet my project
       | I've been slaving away on dies in "New"
        
         | cheema33 wrote:
         | The answer is easy, if you choose to accept it.
         | 
         | Your project, whatever it may be, is worse than this AI slop.
         | 
         | If you think it is not, please share it here. Let us judge it.
         | A little honest feedback might be what you really need.
        
       | Barathkanna wrote:
       | The site is obviously satire, but the interesting part is the
       | growth tactic behind it. oilwell.app is using a meme page as a
       | distribution engine instead of a standard marketing site.
       | 
       | In a crowded AI tooling market, this kind of contrast joke on the
       | front paired with a real product behind it, cuts through noise in
       | a way a normal landing page wouldn't. People mock the gimmick,
       | but the gimmick is doing exactly what it's designed to do, get
       | everyone talking.
        
       | seydor wrote:
       | It's easier to replace the ceo and management than the leaf nodes
       | of production. The opportunity for CEO as a service is enormous
        
         | thih9 wrote:
         | Easier in what way? I'd say this wouldn't fare better than
         | other recent AI implementations.
         | 
         | I.e. I'd guess doing this in practice with current state of the
         | AI and without expert supervision would lead to some
         | catastrophic error relatively soon.
        
           | seydor wrote:
           | managerial roles are information-based , while we are far
           | from automating a multi-faceted physical-world-facing role
           | such as a plumber or a cook
        
           | sagarm wrote:
           | The job of the C-suite is generating plausible human text,
           | which LLMs are very good at.
        
       | patrick4urcloud wrote:
       | nice !
        
       | frag wrote:
       | Ah fun enough I wrote a post just about that
       | https://open.substack.com/pub/defragzone/p/ceo-is-obsolete?r...
        
       | mannanj wrote:
       | lol fun satire and totally true true for the bigger companies the
       | incentive for the board is to replace the excess too.
        
       | beezle wrote:
       | The free version of Gemini says it could not replace the CEO of
       | JP Morgan Chase but that it would make an excellent Chief Risk
       | Officer or Chief Strategist. That would still save a ton of
       | money!
        
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