[HN Gopher] Show HN: Dumbass Business Ideas
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       Show HN: Dumbass Business Ideas
        
       Discover hilariously terrible business ideas that probably
       shouldn't exist. Get inspired by the worst startup concepts, share
       them with friends, and submit your own dumbass ideas!
        
       Author : elysionmind
       Score  : 32 points
       Date   : 2025-11-14 18:18 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (dumbassideas.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (dumbassideas.com)
        
       | doppelgunner wrote:
       | Try one of this, you never know which one will work.
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | I was really bored 2 days back and ended up creating this.
        
           | Esophagus4 wrote:
           | Out of curiosity, it has 10,000 votes and 100 ideas and was
           | created 2 days ago, which is impressive!
           | 
           | Are those real users? Or some bootstrapped content?
        
             | elysionmind wrote:
             | I know right!
             | 
             | see this: https://snipboard.io/DyxiNm.jpg
             | 
             | It got featured in morningbrew.com newsletter somewhere and
             | traffic blew up lol
        
       | Philpax wrote:
       | This has an aggressive amount of designed-by-AI. Can you turn it
       | down a bit? It's quite visually distracting right now.
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | I suck! :(
         | 
         | it was just a hobby project...
        
           | mym1990 wrote:
           | I did not think of it as over AI generated, it just looks
           | like a fun site with an aesthetic that goes along with that
           | theme. Cool project!
        
       | Esophagus4 wrote:
       | Love it.
       | 
       | If you open up an API for idea submission, I can send you a
       | FIREHOSE of dumbass ideas.
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | oh man.. dont have the infra for that most probably :P
        
       | system2 wrote:
       | It does look and read like AI-generated ideas. Did you include
       | any of your own ideas?
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | It got featured in morningbrew.com newsletter somewhere and
         | traffic blew up lol
         | 
         | I have been monitoring google analytics for past 6 hrs lol
        
           | system2 wrote:
           | Sorry, I didn't understand your answer. Are the "dumbass
           | business ideas" featured on morningbrew.com? Or did you find
           | an article that was featured with the ideas you turned into a
           | website?
           | 
           | It is normal to get a spike for a frontpage HN post; unsure
           | if you added that part as an answer. Or after posting it on
           | HN, did morningbrew.com pick up and post an article about it?
           | I know I am reading into it too much, but I kinda hate vague
           | answers. :) I am asking: Did you create these ideas with AI,
           | or found somewhere, or did you sit down and write them
           | yourself?
        
             | elysionmind wrote:
             | People are submitting their ideas and im approving them (i
             | dont generate them): https://snipboard.io/JjyGUh.jpg
             | (current backlog)
             | 
             | about morningbrew, the initial traffic as per GA was from
             | here (but couldnt find the article tbh..
             | https://snipboard.io/OT3s4X.jpg
        
       | hijp wrote:
       | i'd love it more if they were ideas people actually tried, like
       | quibi!
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | try it!
         | 
         | would be useful tbh... mine was unfortunately intended to be
         | humorous.
        
         | akudha wrote:
         | And that juicer, can't remember the name now. It cost like 400$
         | or something like thst
        
           | bigfishrunning wrote:
           | Juicero!
        
       | sema4hacker wrote:
       | I was expecting a list of actual business failures with maybe
       | some facts or history, but it's essentially a joke site.
        
         | elysionmind wrote:
         | unfortunately, it was never planned that way :(
         | 
         | it was a result of boredom from day job.
        
         | faster wrote:
         | Sounds like you were expecting fuckedcompany.com.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucked_Company
        
           | burnt-resistor wrote:
           | I miss FC. That was /. standard reading in 2002-5.
           | _Obligatory waves to all who had <= 6 digit user ids and
           | posts back then._
        
       | CodeCrusader wrote:
       | A funny idea, I like it
        
       | projektfu wrote:
       | Reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu but
       | with the caveat that the Chindougu inventions actually were
       | prototyped.
        
       | rekabis wrote:
       | If enough people are willing to pay, is it truly a dumbass
       | business idea? Because I have seen plenty of premises that I
       | would have WTF-ed over, and yet enough people are paying for it
       | to keep someone gainfully employed doing it.
       | 
       | I think that is the real threshold: not how stupid it sounds, but
       | rather how few people stump up the money to have it done.
        
       | burnt-resistor wrote:
       | In the subset of possible physical objects, it reminds me of
       | Halfbakery and Chindogu.
       | 
       | https://www.halfbakery.com/category/Product
       | 
       | https://www.amusingplanet.com/2018/10/chindogu-japanese-art-...
       | 
       | This of course leaves out impossible products and services like:
       | 
       | - Tardis
       | 
       | - Unlawful goods and services sales platform, now with physical
       | vending machines for assassination contracts
        
       | sphars wrote:
       | One suggestion (feel free to ignore) is to hide the vote counts
       | until after a choice is selected, just to prevent some sort of
       | bias. But again it's your site, thanks for the fun!
        
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