[HN Gopher] 10M people watched a YouTuber shim a lock; the lock ...
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       10M people watched a YouTuber shim a lock; the lock company sued
       him - bad idea
        
       https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YjzlmKz_MM8
        
       Author : Brajeshwar
       Score  : 1507 points
       Date   : 2025-10-27 12:42 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | catlikesshrimp wrote:
       | I am concerned about the public reacting aggressively agaisnt the
       | lock company owner amd his family. The guy is definitely a toxic
       | bully, but he was indeed violently harrassed by filing a lawsuit,
       | however unjust it was.
       | 
       | The correct support for a just cause must have been constructive:
       | providing financial support for the defendant, public
       | manifestation campaign, professional lobbying, etc
       | 
       | Although this time I agree with the defendant cause, the response
       | by the public was as toxic bullying as the plaintiff, only
       | stronger.
        
         | tyleo wrote:
         | You're getting downvoted which is unfortunate because I think
         | you make a worthwhile point.
         | 
         | Emotionally I disagree with you. It feels like a bully is
         | getting what a bully deserves. Logically, I think you are right
         | though. Crowds just aren't equipped to handle these situations.
         | There are cases where the wisdom of the crowd is correct, but
         | there are many more where it multiplies harms.
         | 
         | The underlying problem is that it never feels like justice is
         | being served. Another comment mentions that there should be
         | harsher punishment for false DMCAs. I don't think the "wisdom
         | of the crowd" approach is the best way to write those wrongs
         | but I lament that modern justice has not been up to the task.
        
         | mikestew wrote:
         | I'm going to border closely to blaming the "victim" here, but
         | if the lawsuit had been filed without toxic, threatening, man-
         | baby social media posts, we wouldn't be hearing about it.
         | Harassed because he filed a lawsuit? C'mon, there's a lot more
         | to it than that. When one goes swinging their dick around on
         | Twitter in an attempt to garner support (from one's equally
         | toxic fans, I presume), one will also likely attract equally
         | toxic folks who disagree. Talk enough shit, and you'll
         | eventually get a punch to the face. Right or wrong, such is the
         | world long before social media.
        
         | MBCook wrote:
         | That's the internet these days. It's been going on for decades.
         | Game developers got death threats over minor changes to video
         | games and nothing happened to them. Is it that surprising that
         | tactic has continued?
         | 
         | People can make fun of the company all they want. That's fair
         | game. They shouldn't be calling the guy's personal phone or
         | harassing his family, that's totally over the line.
         | 
         | But nothing happens. The behavior gets a pass so it continues
         | to become more common. That passes for debate now.
        
           | ipaddr wrote:
           | Phone numbers are public not personal secrets. If you have a
           | number someone can call it.
        
             | MBCook wrote:
             | And I can find relatives/friends on Facebook to harass.
             | Doesn't make it ok.
             | 
             | Just like the fact we have agreed upon rules against using
             | chemical weapons or attacking civilians in war (which some
             | violate), the fact something is possible doesn't mean
             | society should accept it.
             | 
             | If we don't have even the basic civility of not getting
             | death threats over whatever minor thing someone on the
             | internet is mad at, even mixing us up with their real
             | target sharing our name, what's left?
             | 
             | Everything becomes full force win at all costs, no matter
             | how stupid or trivial. Who wants to live like that?
        
             | snowwrestler wrote:
             | To be clear, threatening people in person is against the
             | law too.
        
             | HelloMcFly wrote:
             | Let's all say it together: just because you _can_ doesn 't
             | mean you _should_
        
         | greedo wrote:
         | This all sounds great in the abstract. But reality is different
         | due to the power differential. McNally is just one dude (albeit
         | with a huge following). Lee is obviously a toxic jerk and his
         | attacks and mockery of McNally triggered both McNally
         | repeatedly proving the flaws in Proven's technology.
         | 
         | McNally obviously did the correct thing it seeking counsel and
         | basically demolishing Proven's case in court. Too bad the SLAPP
         | stuff doesn't work with DMCA takedowns.
         | 
         | And everyone else cheering on the sidelines (who isn't a paid
         | shill of Proven's like the guy making the "liberal" comment)?
         | Well giving Lee's company shit is fine IMHO. Call up the
         | publicly available phone numbers, make service requests to
         | flood his business etc. Fine with me. You poke the Internet
         | bear, you get some claws.
         | 
         | As to the threats? If they actually occurred (which is
         | questionable considering the BS Proven has been saying), then
         | let the authorities know about them. That's not on McNally at
         | all, it's more Lee being a jerk who doesn't know about the
         | Streisand Effect, combined with social media companies that
         | allow stuff like that to happen. It's also a good idea to not
         | expose too much info about your personal life on social media
         | that can be linked to your business, opsec ya know?
        
         | mindslight wrote:
         | > _the lock company owner amd his family. The guy is definitely
         | a toxic bully, but he was indeed violently harrassed by filing
         | a lawsuit_
         | 
         | I think you're confusing who filed the lawsuit here. That was
         | also the lock company owner as well (Lee/Proven).
         | 
         | While I agree that flash mob harassment from the Internet is a
         | terrible dynamic, filing baseless lawsuits has been a
         | longstanding way to predictably summon them. So if the table
         | stakes of launching or defending these type of aggressive
         | attacks have gone from a significant amount of money for
         | attorneys, to a significant amount of money for attorneys plus
         | public relations and/or having a large audience, does that
         | really actually change much? Either way most people simply
         | don't file lawsuits, even if they've been actually wronged, due
         | to the extreme personal stress.
         | 
         | The straightforward way of diminishing mob justice is to make
         | people believe the system provides justice. If we lived in a
         | society where McNally would predictably win the lawsuit [0],
         | and be predictably compensated for his
         | expenses/time/emotionalDistress for being on the receiving end
         | of this baseless SLAPP, then there would be much less mob
         | outrage to begin with. As it stands, everyone can imagine
         | themselves receiving these types of legal shakedown letters,
         | but having much less power to push back.
         | 
         | [0] it sounds like this particular suit was slapped down pretty
         | hard and "quick" by the standards of the legal system, but
         | there are many similar cases that don't go this way
        
       | zamalek wrote:
       | Someone seriously needs to be taken to task for filing a false
       | DMCA. DMCA is just another term for SLAPP these days. If anyone
       | is a lawyer, they could still be despite retracting the case?
        
         | nerdsniper wrote:
         | Anti-SLAPP is a great tool to have, but we do need slightly
         | stronger ones. It's a tough balance to find - to minimize the
         | potential ways to abuse the system for all different kinds of
         | entities/people.
         | 
         | YouTube's TOS would be the most critical place to begin in
         | terms of evaluating legal options. To file a "DMCA" (not really
         | DMCA but YT's proprietary version of it) claimants generally
         | have to create an account and agree to the TOS. So it may bind
         | both parties (the YTer and the abusive DMCA claimant). That
         | might limit legal options for anti-SLAPP, tortious
         | interference, etc.
         | 
         | But without either significant legal expertise or someone
         | finding some particularly relevant case law, it seems like a
         | nuanced enough domain that no one's lay "legal" opinion would
         | be particularly illuminating.
        
           | ProllyInfamous wrote:
           | As the recipient of a SLAPP lawsuit (~decade ago) for truth I
           | published online, the biggest problem with Anti-SLAPP
           | statutes is that laypeople (particularly poorer ones) have
           | limited access to attorney representation... the judicial
           | system isn't accessible/friendly to the _pro se_ litigant.
           | 
           | So even if the case is clearly being used to strategicly
           | silence you, it'll probably _still work (from plaintiff 's
           | POV)_. Same for DMCA.
        
             | jcranmer wrote:
             | With a strong Anti-SLAPP statute, the person who files the
             | lawsuit is on the hook for the defendant's legal fees,
             | which would (in theory) let the defendant hire an attorney
             | on contigency fees.
             | 
             | Of course, one of the other issues is there's no federal
             | Anti-SLAPP statute, and circuits are split as to whether or
             | not state Anti-SLAPP applies to federal lawsuits, so if
             | someone can diversity jurisdiction you into a federal SLAPP
             | lawsuit, you're kind of stuck.
        
               | pcaharrier wrote:
               | "if someone can diversity jurisdiction you into a federal
               | SLAPP lawsuit"
               | 
               | Sounds like a CivPro hypothetical exam question that
               | would give law students nightmares.
        
               | ProllyInfamous wrote:
               | >which would _(in theory)_ let the defendant hire an
               | attorney on contigency fees
               | 
               | You'd better have a slam-dunk of a case if you're going
               | to easily find contingency lawyers. The worst thing you
               | can be is _just "too rich" to qualify for pro bono
               | representation_... but even then, you still need a slam-
               | dunk case.
               | 
               | I am currently in the process of suing somebody
               | (plaintiff), for the first time in my many decades, and
               | am a semi-retired electrician of average savings... and
               | it is expensive and _probably not worth my time_ but (in
               | theory) hopefully worth it _on principle_.
               | 
               | So ready for this to be over with; the lawyers will
               | certainly get their$.
        
           | OkayPhysicist wrote:
           | My pitch for an improved system is to give defendants the
           | opportunity to file a lawyer-less motion for summary
           | dismissal, which is 1) geared towards being filled out by a
           | layperson and 2) doesn't disqualify you from a subsequent
           | filing for summary dismissal once you get a lawyer.
           | Basically, an initial "this is a stupid lawsuit, here's why"
           | type deal.
           | 
           | And then fine plaintiffs (and pay the defendants) that lose a
           | summary dismissal, because if your case can be thrown out
           | before trial, it was a shit case that should have never been
           | filed in the first place.
        
             | ledauphin wrote:
             | then this will get filed by every corporation against every
             | lawsuit
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Is that not an absolute win?
        
         | LorenPechtel wrote:
         | The real problem with DMCA is that in theory it's under penalty
         | of perjury, but in practice it's completely ignored. What is
         | really needs is statutory damages for bogus takedown requests.
        
           | o11c wrote:
           | Part of the problem with the DMCA is that the "perjury"
           | clause only applies to "claiming that some IP exists", not
           | "claiming that this violates the IP".
        
       | mindcrime wrote:
       | It's probably a good thing for Proven that they didn't get into
       | this dispute the LockPickingLawyer instead. He'd wind up owning
       | their company in the counter-suit...
        
         | adolph wrote:
         | That'd be an interesting channel, the "LockMakingLawyer" where
         | the lock is highly lawsuit resistant, "Press the NDA button to
         | always be informed when the next video comes out"
        
       | mothballed wrote:
       | This guy shims a $100+ lock in 10 seconds with a liquid death
       | can, all without speaking in the video, just replays and then
       | destroyed their claims and GTFO. Absolutely masterful.
        
       | viggity wrote:
       | These kinds of results seem all too common. Like, why? Are
       | companies just too used to using their general business attorneys
       | for it, and those attorneys are just ignorant? Hungry for extra
       | billable hours?
        
         | resoluteteeth wrote:
         | Even if they know they would lose in court, lawsuits are
         | expensive enough that threatening to sue or filing a lawsuit is
         | often enough to get people without deep pockets to do whatever
         | you want.
         | 
         | I don't know if that was the reasoning in this case though,
         | considering that they didn't drop the lawsuit once it was clear
         | that the youtuber wasn't going to give in to their demands.
        
         | topspin wrote:
         | > Like, why?
         | 
         | The answer, as succinctly as possible: cognitive dissonance.
         | 
         | This is exhibited in every human endeavor, but it's
         | particularly acute, or at least more apparent to simple
         | analysis, in business. In business, anything that diminishes
         | the perception of value is a threat to earnings. Business
         | people don't tolerate the existence of such perceptions _in
         | their minds._ They readily adopt whatever mental state is
         | necessary to deny realities that reveal a lack of value in
         | whatever work product they sell.
         | 
         | In this case, someone demonstrated a weakness in a lock design.
         | In the minds of the business people behind the product, this is
         | impossible. Their locks are awesome. Best locks in the world!
         | Therefore, the only conceivable possibility permitted, in their
         | minds, is fraud or some other actionable offense that can be
         | feasibly pursued in court.
         | 
         | The role of lawyers in this is a symptom, not a cause. Lawyers
         | are paid to exhibit the necessary cognitive dissonance their
         | clients require. Whatever aberrations or iniquities arise from
         | this are simply denied by yet more cognitive dissonance.
        
           | walterbell wrote:
           | _> Lawyers are paid to exhibit the necessary cognitive
           | dissonance their clients require._
           | 
           | Thanks for answering this FAQ.
        
           | dwattttt wrote:
           | While IANAL: even people who have done wrong deserve to be
           | treated fairly. "Cognitive dissonance" has nothing to do with
           | representing someone.
           | 
           | Businesses don't have to delude themselves to succeed either.
        
       | ProllyInfamous wrote:
       | Back in 2007, I published the first YouTube bypass of the Master
       | Lock #175 (very common 4-digit code lock), using a paperclip.
       | 
       | After the video reached 1.5M views (over a couple years), the
       | video was eventually demonetized (no official reason given). I
       | suspect there was a similarly-frivolous DMCA / claim, but at that
       | point in my life I didn't have any money (was worth _negative_ )
       | so I just accepted YouTube's ruling.
       | 
       | Eventually shut down the account, not wanting to help thieves
       | bypass one of the most-common utility locks around -- but
       | definitely am in a position now where I understand that videos
       | like mine and McNally's force manufacturers to actually improve
       | their locks' securities/mechanisms.
       | 
       | It is lovely now to see that the tolerances on the #175 have been
       | tightened enough that a paperclip no longer defeats the lock (at
       | least non-destructively); but thin high-tensile picks still do
       | the trick (of bypassing the lock) via the exact same mechanism.
       | 
       | Locks keep honest people honest, but to claim Master's products
       | _high security_ is inherently dishonest (e.g. in their
       | advertising). Thievery is about ease of opportunity; if I were
       | stealing from a jobsite with multiple lockboxes, the ones with
       | Master locks would be attacked first (particularly wafer
       | cylinders).
        
         | mothballed wrote:
         | Actual thieves don't give a shit to learn lock picking, they
         | can use a fine toothed sawzall or oxy-acetylene torch and
         | defeat any lock just as fast without having to youtube the
         | particular brand.
        
           | Ekaros wrote:
           | It is actually surprising just how little brute force many
           | semi-decent padlocks can handle. A decent mallet and some
           | force concentrator and I think good amount of them will fail.
        
             | ortusdux wrote:
             | I just need to be able to show the insurance company a
             | police report and obvious tampering. On video, someone
             | using an aluminum shim looks the same as someone using a
             | key, and any evidence would require some decent forensics.
             | Same goes for skilled lockpicking and bump-keying. Ideally,
             | the weakest link should be the door, the hinges, the
             | shackle, etc.
        
             | jorvi wrote:
             | Padlocks can be snapped open by angling two wrenches:
             | https://youtu.be/dBSSA5ot0tA
             | 
             | This even works with bigger padlocks, you just need two
             | really big wrenches and a buddy to help you.
        
             | Phui3ferubus wrote:
             | There are diminishing returns. Just look at bike locks.
             | Anything higher than trash tier, and the issue is finding a
             | dedicated bike stand, since anything else will get
             | destroyed by the grinder faster than the lock.
        
               | butlike wrote:
               | bike theft should be classified as a felony akin to grand
               | theft auto
        
               | Noumenon72 wrote:
               | Instead of declaring all bike thieves felons and
               | imprisoning the 1% of them we manage to catch, we should
               | spend our money on sting operations that catch the 50 or
               | so individuals in each city that steal 80% of the bikes,
               | and reserve the felony treatment for repeat offenders.
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | Yea, be rather dumb for someone to grab their red Huffy
               | at the park and get a felony charge because they picked
               | up a look alike bike.
        
               | acdha wrote:
               | I like the bait bike operations some police departments
               | do to catch the shops buying stolen bikes. Addicts steal
               | things they can fence and cutting into the business side
               | means you don't have to catch nearly as many people,
               | although Facebook is determined to fill some of the gaps.
        
               | dahart wrote:
               | I helped catch one of these repeat offenders when my bike
               | was stolen. When it was recovered they told me they had a
               | huge warehouse of bikes that nobody would claim, and
               | mentioned 90%-ish of all bikes aren't recovered and they
               | were having space problems just storing all the unclaimed
               | bikes. First thing we actually need to do is get people
               | to register their bikes before they're stolen, and then
               | report them missing after.
               | 
               | Funny side note, the cops actually offered to let me
               | setup the sting, make contact with the thief and pose as
               | a buyer. I was sure they'd sternly recommend I do not get
               | involved, so I was very surprised, but it was a busy
               | night when I called and they had no officers immediately
               | available. I did make online contact, but due to delays
               | setting up the meet, the cops ended up handling it
               | without me, and when I went to pick it up they were
               | rightfully very proud of catching the guy and being able
               | to return the bike to me.
        
               | hex4def6 wrote:
               | You had better luck than me. The San Jose PD only
               | begrudgingly gave me a police report weeks after
               | reporting it (needed it for insurance purposes), and told
               | me a could get a copy of it a month later. I'd have to go
               | to the records dept _in person_ between the hours of 10AM
               | - 2PM (email a copy? Are you crazy?).
               | 
               | So I did that, showed up. No other people there. Person
               | behind the counter told me they were too busy, and I'd
               | have to show up some other (unspecified) day.
               | 
               | So yeah, I'd like to trade PDs with ya.
        
               | dahart wrote:
               | A bummer, sorry to hear it, that sounds frustrating. The
               | big difference might be that I found my bike for sale in
               | the local classified ads (a couple weeks after it was
               | stolen), and I had the thief's phone number, before I
               | called the cops. They recognized the phone number. My PD
               | might also do little to nothing if I just report
               | something missing. I do think I got lucky, yes. And I was
               | extra lucky that the thief listed my bike for a
               | completely ridiculous amount of money, more than the
               | original purchase price for a bike that was like 15 years
               | old and not as well maintained as it should have been.
               | His list price meant nobody else jumped on buying it
               | right away. (But I do know now that my chances of
               | recovery go way up if I register a bike.)
        
               | tsimionescu wrote:
               | I'd bet that if you're stealing a $50-100k bike, it
               | already is.
        
               | jorvi wrote:
               | Hardened chains of sufficient thickness can stand up to
               | an angle grinder pretty well, to the point where thieves
               | will rather steal another bike because angle grinding for
               | that long will attract attention.
               | 
               | Ring locks suck, a lot of them can be defeated with a
               | pair of scissors. Similarly, U-locks suck because they're
               | never as strong as the bike frame. You can just pick up
               | the bike and use the frame as lever and the streetlight
               | pole as fulcrum, twisting the bike around until the
               | locking notches of the U-lock snap.
               | 
               | Occasionally, in The Netherlands professional bike
               | thieves will drive up with a stolen van at night and load
               | up entire bike racks. Not much you can do against that
               | except store your bike inside.
        
             | butlike wrote:
             | but then it's obvious the locked thing in question had been
             | defiled. To exfiltrate without detection is the real skill
        
             | Johnny555 wrote:
             | But usually the thing that's locked up can survive even
             | less brute force than the lock -- a storage unit near mine
             | was broken into, and the unit owner (who was there with the
             | police) said the thieves just pried off the storage unit
             | lock, the sheet metal door literally tore and the entire
             | locking mechanism came out.
             | 
             | This was an outdoor unit, the thieves came in over the
             | fence (the barbed wire on the fence didn't slow them), and
             | left the same way. If I had anything valuable, I'd keep it
             | in an indoor unit where at least there's a locked door in
             | the way.
        
               | lisbbb wrote:
               | So the whole Breaking Bad cash hoard on pallets thing is
               | not a good idea?
        
               | dreamcompiler wrote:
               | Barbed wire is security theater. It was invented for
               | cattle, and it does a reasonably good job of keeping
               | cattle confined. (It doesn't work well for horses because
               | horses are even more stupid than cattle and horses
               | repeatedly injure themselves on it and the wounds get
               | infected.)
               | 
               | Barbed wire doesn't work for humans, especially humans
               | who have some familiarity with it.
        
               | andrewflnr wrote:
               | I assume that means humans with adequate tools. If I
               | didn't at least have some wire cutters or a carpet I
               | don't know how I would get through it without grievous
               | injury. (I further assume we're not talking about the
               | _serious_ barbed wire from WWI.)
        
               | Johnny555 wrote:
               | In this case, they did it with a moving blanket -- just
               | folded it over and tossed it over the barbed wire at the
               | top of the fence, then scaled the fence. It was still
               | laying over the fence then next day.
        
               | austern wrote:
               | Barbed wire worked well for human soldiers in WWI. It was
               | part of a security system that also included trenches,
               | artillery, machine guns, and active counterattacks, but
               | it was a crucial part.
        
               | ProllyInfamous wrote:
               | Barbed wire only slows you down.
               | 
               | Same with most locking mechanisms.
        
               | andrewflnr wrote:
               | Oh definitely. That just makes it regular security, not
               | security theater. (Again, assuming it's the "good" stuff
               | from the military that you can't bypass quite so
               | casually.)
        
               | orthoxerox wrote:
               | Barbed wire discourages casual trespassers.
        
             | everforward wrote:
             | I don't think there's much of a point. If the thief came
             | prepared with tools and is willing to make a lot of noise,
             | there's not a ton that can be done.
             | 
             | Without even exotic tools, what are the odds the door the
             | lock is attached to will withstand a crowbar? Or the same
             | mallet and force concentrator applied to the
             | door/hinges/where the lock attaches?
        
             | magarnicle wrote:
             | I learned this as a kid: that big, chunky padlock on our
             | garden shed could be busted open by a 10-year-old with a
             | cricket stump and 3 seconds of pulling.
        
           | mindslight wrote:
           | A portable plasma cutter? What is this, Star Trek? Are there
           | some extremely-high-power-density battery-operated plasma
           | cutters available on Aliexpress that I haven't yet run
           | across? Or maybe I should locate my safe far away from my
           | stove/dryer receptacles?
        
             | mothballed wrote:
             | You're right, I've mixed them up with portable oxy-
             | acetylene torch, unless they're just backing up to the lock
             | in a pick-up.
        
               | mindslight wrote:
               | Damn, I was hoping I was wrong. Going to need some kind
               | of energy weapon to use against the coming robot armies.
        
             | LorenPechtel wrote:
             | Depends on how portable.
             | 
             | A while back I was making a point about the border wall
             | farce--and found everything I would need to do "portable"
             | plasma cutting on said wall on Home Depot's website. Not
             | pick it up type portable, but put it in a wagon type
             | portable. (Generator, not batteries.)
        
               | mindslight wrote:
               | I don't know how anybody can look at those rusty metal
               | pylons and not think their natural habitat is at home on
               | top of a 40 year old white Toyota pickup with a
               | suspension that long ago achieved sainthood. Like if I
               | were looking to _attract_ illegal immigrants, those
               | pylons would be exactly what I would use. But then again
               | isn 't this just the standard fascist pattern? Propose a
               | comically self-defeating solution to some problem, and
               | build a tribal identity around aggressively denying the
               | obvious. It's like the social justice preaching to the
               | choir writ large.
        
             | lisbbb wrote:
             | A plasma cutter needs a pretty decent supply of compressed
             | air
        
               | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
               | A 5lb bottle of Nitrogen would do the trick.
        
             | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
             | Like muffler fluid, the battery powered welder has gone
             | from a joke to reality recently.
             | 
             | Not a plasma cutter, but same power class, and certainly
             | able to heat a padlock shank to melting.
             | https://www.dewalt.com/product/0447800880/esab-renegade-
             | volt...
        
               | olyjohn wrote:
               | But people have been welding with batteries for ages. The
               | most primitive welder is a car battery and a couple of
               | wire leads. Tons of videos of it on YouTube.
        
               | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
               | Yeah, fair enough. Two car batteries in series is even
               | better. Not easy on the batteries, but it will get the
               | jeep out of the bush.
               | 
               | You can also make your own stick electrodes from
               | coathanger wire tightly wrapped in paper.
               | 
               | I couldn't tell you how many pairs of sunglasses you
               | should parallel to protect yourself...
               | 
               | This rig, on the other hand, is something you could pack
               | into just about any plant and fix something with without
               | raising any eyebrows. If you have $5,000 to spend, that
               | is. Super handy for small jobs in hard to access places.
        
               | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
               | Hearing about it did ruin the "cordless welder" jokes my
               | coworkers used to share.
        
               | harvey9 wrote:
               | Reminds me how the Sinclair C5 failed because the
               | inventor couldn't source a 15 mile long power lead.
        
               | harvey9 wrote:
               | Shouldn't the sunglasses be in series?
        
               | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
               | Batteries in series, typical stick welding voltage is
               | ~27v. You might be able to light up on one battery, but
               | you will quickly learn why it's called "stick" welding.
               | 
               | I wouldn't arc weld with any number of pairs of
               | sunglasses, that was firmly tongue-in-cheek; but yes you
               | are right, stacked glasses would be series.
               | 
               | Also, if you try this, before pulling the battery from
               | the non-broken jeep, drive it to the top of a hill so you
               | can bump start it later when the battery is too dead to
               | turn the engine over.
        
               | mindslight wrote:
               | Damn, didn't know that existed but it makes sense with
               | how much power lithium ion can deliver.
               | 
               | I'll have to keep my eye out for the Home Depot buy a
               | battery and get a free tool deal on those.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | Matt's Off Road Recovery uses one to stick broken Humvee
               | steering rods back together about once every four or five
               | episodes.
        
               | StickTIGLiIon4 wrote:
               | Heh, I'll have to watch for that sale.
               | 
               | 4x12AH batteries, that's gonna be over $1200.
               | 
               | I doubt you could charge them faster than the welder can
               | run them down, so you might want three sets and two gang
               | chargers if you want production anything like a plug-in
               | machine.
        
             | ErroneousBosh wrote:
             | You can pick up a wholly self-contained plasma cutter in
             | Lidl or Hofer in their "cool tools week" for about PS100
             | these days.
             | 
             | It wouldn't be beyond the wit of man to hook that up to a
             | biggish inverter and 24V worth of deep cycle batteries on a
             | small trolley, maybe a wheelie suitcase.
             | 
             | Always be red-teaming.
        
           | polygot wrote:
           | It's much more difficult to tell if someone bypassed the lock
           | if they picked it (and relocked it), as opposed to cutting it
           | off completely
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | Which is relevant when you're defending against Ocean's 11
             | or the Mossad, but for the other 99.999% of us, the lock is
             | there to keep a bored teenager or a meth junkie out.
             | 
             | Or, more realistically, to convince an insurer that we've
             | made a token effort to keep them out.
        
           | burkaman wrote:
           | That is a subset of thieves. There are still plenty of
           | situations where it is beneficial to have a lock that can't
           | be opened in 5 seconds with a paperclip, like a school or gym
           | locker room for example. Nobody is bringing a sawzall into
           | the gym while it's open.
           | 
           | Similarly, I know the lock on my front door is not going to
           | stop anyone who really wants to get inside, but it does stop
           | drunk people or bored kids from wandering in because it's
           | easy.
        
             | jrnng wrote:
             | > Nobody is bringing a sawzall into the gym while it's
             | open.
             | 
             | They are bringing in bolt cutters to locker rooms. The
             | locker metal loop that the lock threads through is easier
             | to cut than the lock. I've first hand seen lockers
             | destroyed to remove the lock. Not while the break in is
             | happening but it's easy piece the crime scene back together
             | to understand their tools.
             | 
             | Manual bolt cutters are almost silent except for the
             | "thunk" when it breaks the metal, and there are even
             | battery operated bolt cutters that are quick and compact.
        
               | rags2riches wrote:
               | > I've first hand seen lockers destroyed to remove the
               | lock.
               | 
               | A neighbor secured his expensive bike with a hefty lock
               | and chain around a tree in our courtyard. Bad guys
               | brought a saw. I still miss that tree.
        
               | roncesvalles wrote:
               | I'm convinced there is basically no foolproof way to
               | secure a bicycle in public.
               | 
               | I've seen everything from braided steel being cut clean
               | to combination bike locks getting picked (by the attacker
               | actually figuring out the correct combination, not just
               | brute-forcing it apart or wangjangling a paperclip).
               | 
               | They just need to steal 1 good bicycle to more than pay
               | off the cost of their equipment. One stolen bicycle could
               | feed a family for a week. In some place like the Bay Area
               | where $1000 bicycles abound, the economics are just too
               | appealing.
        
               | user_7832 wrote:
               | From what I've heard, the way to go about it is to not
               | have a _very_ nice bike, make it identifiable and loud
               | (eg ripped up neon tape and graffiti), and then use both
               | a chain lock as well as a U lock that 're both thick
               | enough. Also perhaps throw on extra locks to make other
               | bikes look attractive.
               | 
               | Of course none of these work if the thief is part of a
               | ring that is targeting your bike because it's high value.
        
               | Mawr wrote:
               | > use both a chain lock as well as a U lock that're both
               | thick enough
               | 
               | No, thickness is an irrelevant property to an angle
               | grinder. You're adding something like a second of
               | grinding per kg of material. Makes no sense. The trick is
               | to use grinder-resistant locks. Those extend grinding
               | time to minutes.
        
               | Lio wrote:
               | Or a tough chain slack enough that it's hard to press the
               | grinder against.
        
               | buildsjets wrote:
               | Even those are variable in quality. Do you have a lock
               | that takes 2 grinding discs to cut through or one that
               | takes 26 grinding discs to cut through?
               | 
               | https://thebestbikelock.com/security/angle-grinder-proof-
               | bik...
        
               | Lio wrote:
               | I think there might be a common myth that having a tatty
               | looking bike means it won't get stolen.
               | 
               | Unfortunately I don't think a lot of bike thefts are
               | opportunistic and the value of the bike isn't the
               | motivating factor.
        
               | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
               | I think the most stolen cars are Hyundais and Toyotas
               | (and maybe F-150s, these days).
               | 
               | They are often stolen for parts.
               | 
               | I don't think bikes are stolen for parts, but commodity
               | bikes are probably a big target.
        
               | jansper39 wrote:
               | Surely Hyundais (in the US at least) top the list because
               | of how easy they've been historically to steal?
        
               | Lio wrote:
               | Sorry there's a (hopefully) obvious typo in what I wrote.
               | 
               | I 100% agree with you, most bike thefts _are_
               | opportunistic.
               | 
               | I know that high end bikes do get stripped for parts but
               | I think that's got to be mostly after they are taken and
               | pretty rare.
               | 
               | There's been some raids in London where they found
               | scrapyards full of stolen bikes. Most are still whole.
               | Even those stolen to order.
        
               | Mawr wrote:
               | Sure there is, but you need to understand the variables
               | involved. How expensive is the bike, how safe is he area,
               | how long are you leaving it there for?
               | 
               | At its worst, people get their fancy bikes robbed as
               | they're riding them in big cities like London; at its
               | best, nobody in small villages locks their bikes because
               | they all know each other.
               | 
               | In terms of locks, general advice is to get an angle-
               | grinder resistant U-lock and lock it through the rear
               | frame triangle+wheel+some solid object.
               | 
               | Since a U-lock like that is impossible to defeat with
               | anything that's not a power tool, and you'd need to spend
               | several minutes grinding through it [0] [1], most thieves
               | will not bother. If they cut through whatever the bike is
               | locked to, they still have a bike that's locked to
               | itself.
               | 
               | For extra security you may want to do the same with the
               | front wheel using something like a chain lock. Locking
               | the saddle is also a good idea. Locks with alarms that
               | notify you could be a decent idea too. And/or just get
               | bike insurance.
               | 
               | [0]: https://youtu.be/v_0DB3gBM3Y?t=475
               | 
               | [1]: https://youtu.be/LD32NMCGDF0?t=2440
        
               | Lio wrote:
               | I have a Brompton and no bike lock for this reason. When
               | I'm on my Brompton it goes where I go.
               | 
               | Actually I do have a "cafe lock". Its purpose is just to
               | slow someone down enough for me to catch them on foot.
               | I've once successfully used the strap on my helmet for
               | the same purpose in Barcelona too.
               | 
               | The illusion of security is really all you have.
        
               | Theodores wrote:
               | In Japan they have bike theft sorted with mandatory
               | registration with the local police force. A sticker on
               | the bike and a corresponding bit of paper in the wallet
               | provides proof of ownership, which may be requested by
               | police at any time.
               | 
               | This costs money to administer but it means that nobody
               | in Japan needs to overly worry about their bicycle being
               | stolen. Huge locks are not needed, nor is GPS tracking or
               | third party registration schemes.
               | 
               | The idea of getting a 'hack bike' that looks undesirable
               | is often touted as a solution to cycle theft in the West.
               | However, thieves just want money, so the 'hack bike' that
               | can be easily sold trumps the hard-to-sell expensive bike
               | if money is needed now, for tonight's high. More money
               | can be tomorrow's problem.
        
               | avn2109 wrote:
               | There is a new generation of bike locks which have the
               | shackle wrapped in a composite coating that mostly
               | destroys angle grinder cutting discs and similar cutting
               | tools. This is likely the best current outdoor bike
               | locking approach as it requires thieves to have either 1)
               | lots of spare discs or 2) a torch or 3) picking skills,
               | and very few thieves have any of those.
        
               | xboxnolifes wrote:
               | My school had bolt cutter just sitting in the locker
               | rooms because kids forgot their combinations.
        
             | throwway120385 wrote:
             | Yeah as long as we don't have unrealistic expectations from
             | our $30 deadbolts and our $5 combo locks it's fine. But
             | people sometimes buy the cheap thing and expect it to
             | perform as well as a really expensive thing.
        
               | pixl97 wrote:
               | I suggest watching LPL then to see how often the
               | expensive thing fails just as quickly as the cheap thing.
        
               | brazzy wrote:
               | That's usually with skills that few have the time to
               | acquire. But I also saw on LPL where he tested a cheap
               | Chinese lock, where the "hardened steel" had a visible
               | groove after just a few strokes of a file, and you could
               | use pliers to rip off the plastic cover around the
               | keyhole, after which all the little parts of the lock
               | mechanism came tumbling out...
        
             | Macha wrote:
             | > like a school or gym locker room for example
             | 
             | We broke into our own lockers the whole time with metal
             | rulers back when I was in school because of forgotten keys
             | or just because it was quicker opening them that way than
             | actually unlocking and relocking them. (And of course the
             | more students did this, the more worn the metal became and
             | made it even easier the next time)
        
             | dghlsakjg wrote:
             | Most people would be absolutely astounded how bold you can
             | get with a safety vest and/or a clipboard, and how passive
             | most people are to an obvious suspicious situation.
             | 
             | I have used a grinder to take off a bike lock (I owned the
             | bike) in broad daylight in Downtown Denver on a main
             | street. A local business even allowed me to use their power
             | outlets. Not one person questioned me or asked me to see
             | proof of ownership. I was fully prepared to have to deal
             | with cops or at least a good samaritan, but nope, plenty of
             | people watched me do the exact thing a bike thief would do
             | and didn't ask any questions.
        
               | mywittyname wrote:
               | > Most people would be absolutely astounded how bold you
               | can get with a safety vest and/or a clipboard, and how
               | passive most people are to an obvious suspicious
               | situation.
               | 
               | I don't think they'd be surprised at all.
               | 
               | What the hell am I supposed to do if I see someone
               | stealing a bike or whatever? Stop them? Hell no, if they
               | have tools then it's a good bet they have weapons. Call
               | the cops? They don't care; recently they don't even
               | _pretend_ to care.
               | 
               | Pretty much all you can do is say, "knock it off" and
               | maybe they stop (they won't).
        
               | xboxnolifes wrote:
               | You have to hope a stubborn, but surprisingly fit, 60+
               | year old man is nearby to assert himself into the
               | situation and tell the thief to bugger off.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Don't do this and don't let anyone else do this.
               | Intervening in a crime in progress is likely to lead to
               | immediate execution. Even police squads get shot at, and
               | they are armed to the teeth and well trained.
        
               | jalapenos wrote:
               | That mentality is precisely what lets criminals gain the
               | power to commit crime with impunity.
               | 
               | In any shithole society in which that's become the
               | attitude, the solution is citizens becoming at least as
               | brutal themselves.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | That approach is going to get people killed.
               | 
               | If you're not ready, able and willing to whip out a
               | pistol and instantly put two bullets right between the
               | eyes of each one of those criminals, you're probably
               | better off pulling out your phone and covertly dialing
               | 911... _After_ you have gotten as far away from those
               | people as possible.
               | 
               | > the solution is citizens becoming at least as brutal
               | themselves
               | 
               | Becoming a brutal, violent person capable of ending
               | another human being's life is a long process. It's not a
               | switch that people just flip. Especially civilized people
               | from developed countries where it is likely they will go
               | their entire lives without experiencing violence.
               | 
               | Even if they do manage it, they'll have to pay the price.
               | There are _professional soldiers_ out there who are
               | traumatized by the lives they have taken. Normal citizens
               | will have it that much worse... And that 's if they don't
               | screw it up and end up going to prison for excessive use
               | of force which can easily turn self-defense into cold-
               | blooded murder.
               | 
               | > In any shithole society
               | 
               | I'm brazilian. I live in exactly that kind of shithole
               | society. You should see the hilariously violent liveleak
               | videos this country produces. Way too many of them are
               | the result of people trying to fight their way out of a
               | robbery, or intervening in a crime in progress. I
               | remember this particularly cartoonish video where a
               | _child_ is running away from something, pistol in hand,
               | and some guy randomly decides to trip him up. He gets up,
               | shoots the guy dead and resumes his escape as though
               | absolutely nothing had just happened.
               | 
               | This _is_ a country where the population is prone to
               | brutally lynching criminals, by the way. Ironically, the
               | drug traffickers are the most effective at it. They
               | routinely dispense brutal violence against the lesser
               | criminals who hurt their drug trade by scaring off
               | potential customers. It 's gotten to the point they have
               | formed parallel governments, complete with laws,
               | tribunals and taxes.
               | 
               | I get it. The sheer audacity of criminals is offensive
               | and the impunity is truly soul crushing. This sense of
               | impunity permeates the life of every brazilian. It feels
               | like there's no justice. I'm just saying that if you aim
               | to fight this impunity, you need a far more sophisticated
               | approach than telling random bystanders to be "fit" and
               | "stubborn". That sort of thing will accomplish nothing
               | but the eventual deaths of well meaning people.
        
               | jalapenos wrote:
               | Yes I assumed you were Brazilian, which is where most of
               | the "off duty cop" shooting videos come from - sounds
               | like a Mad Max state. But in other countries, people
               | don't get executed for standing up to crooks.
               | 
               | Of course, if you ever get a Bukele in power all the
               | leftists will be out in force crying about the poor
               | criminal's human rights etc - always a good reminder that
               | these situations are intentionally inflicted from above.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | > But in other countries, people don't get executed for
               | standing up to crooks.
               | 
               | That belief will get people killed. A simple web search
               | yields numerous results. For instance:
               | 
               | https://www.foxnews.com/us/home-depot-worker-fatally-
               | shot-ca...
               | 
               | > if you ever get a Bukele in power all the leftists will
               | be out in force crying about the poor criminal's human
               | rights etc
               | 
               | Current president of Brazil literally makes excuses for
               | them. "I'm so tired of watching people die just because
               | they robbed a phone", he says. "It was just to buy some
               | beer", as though crime was an actual legitimate
               | profession. That is the absolute state of this country.
               | Mad Max would be an _improvement_ over this shithole. In
               | the Mad Max universe it 's literally kill or be killed
               | but you don't have leftists worshipping the criminals and
               | shitting all over the "fascist" police defending them.
               | 
               | Police is powerless to stop it. If they try, they are
               | tried and imprisoned by the same government that hired
               | them to do it. It is already common knowledge that
               | military police is one of the worst career choices you
               | can make. The country is losing police officers at a rate
               | of thousands per year. Not enough people are signing up
               | for this shit. Meanwhile, drug gangs dominate over a
               | quarter of our territory. The current speculation is that
               | they finance judges and politicians. In other words, it
               | is not only possible but probable that this is a _literal
               | narcostate_.
               | 
               | At some point, it becomes _war_. The criminals are
               | sufficiently organized that they should be treated as
               | _enemy combatants_ and gunned down on sight. Trump
               | ordering US ships to nuke drug boats out of existence _is
               | the correct course of action_. The only problem is the
               | "civilized" people who cry about it instead of thanking
               | him for his service and thanking god they have people
               | willing to commit extreme violence against others in
               | order to protect them from the evils of this world. That
               | is a luxury I would love to have myself. Instead I live
               | in a extremely leftist country where drug traffickers
               | spray paint threats on people's homes, giving them 24
               | hours to leave on pain of death.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Sadly the power of drug gangs in Latin America and Brazil
               | can be traced as much to the war on drugs itself as the
               | lack of war on drugs.
               | 
               | I do believe your assertion is correct that literal war
               | would probably be better than the status quo, but
               | regulating powerful drugs as basically "sell to adults
               | and it needs to meet some sort of purity standard" would
               | bring the drug trafficking portion of gangs into looking
               | more like Petrobas than Comando Vermelho.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | As a doctor I can't support full legalization of drugs.
               | Nobody who's seen up close what opioid addiction does to
               | a person ever could. It's not even a question of allowing
               | people to ruin their own lives. The drugs themselves
               | absolutely cause crime all on their own. Many violent
               | robberies are perpetrated by people whose reward systems
               | are so warped by drugs they'd sell their own mother for
               | their next dose. I had one such person as one of my
               | neighbors for decades.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | I'll admit I'm unable to fully calculate the total
               | devastation between the three of
               | 
               | (1) Absolute war against drug traffickers
               | 
               | (2) Full legalization
               | 
               | (3) status quo
               | 
               | I'd rank (3) as the absolute worst. I don't see (1) nor
               | (2) as avoiding crime and infliction upon innocents,
               | though, rather choosing which lesser poison to pick.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | I claim (1) is the only _possible_ response. We 're
               | already at war, and innocents are already dying.
               | 
               | I claim that the drug gangs have launched a _stealthy
               | secession_. They have gotten sufficiently organized that
               | they have laws, tribunals, taxes and territory. Is gang
               | territory really brazilian territory? I don 't think so.
               | In such areas police is executed on sight, _like enemy
               | combatants_. The brazilian government is not really there
               | guaranteeing any of your so called rights. So are you
               | really a brazilian citizen if you live in gang territory?
               | Don 't think so. These drug gangs have formed a
               | government so barbarous they kill you if you don't pay
               | your taxes.
               | 
               | When Sao Paulo tried to secede last century, war was
               | declared and they were massacred. So why are these gangs
               | tolerated? It's just a completely stupid status quo. This
               | government needs to recognize the gravity of the
               | situation and react accordingly. Instead the government
               | and the gangs are merging into one.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | I'm intrigued by your take, and it is quite convincing.
               | 
               | What are the effects you predict would happen if drugs
               | were legalized, therefore eliminating most of the profits
               | of drug traffickers, and simultaneously declaring war on
               | the groups controlling seceded territory?
               | 
               | What's your calculus on the over under of fighting a war
               | against drug-funded vs non-funded drug traffickers? I'm
               | willing to take at face that they are de facto seceded
               | and have already started a war, but I don't see how it
               | can exclude (2) since even if you defeated them there
               | would still be yet the same underlying incentives and the
               | seceding drug traffickers could emerge again.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Legalization depends on the drug. We could certainly
               | afford to be more lax than we are now. We could legalize
               | and control the use of many drugs. _Certainly_ not all.
               | Drugs like fentanyl cannot be allowed to circulate
               | freely. Even if we completely ignore the safety of the
               | individual, the safety of society as a whole is
               | threatened by such drugs.
               | 
               | Legalization will wipe out the drug gang operations due
               | to simple economics. I don't think criminals can compete
               | with actual pharmaceutical laboratories operating in the
               | clear. Drugs would be cheaper and higher quality. In fact
               | I seriously doubt drug gangs would support legalization
               | of drugs. It would destroy their ridiculously high
               | profitability. Their prices would be squeezed. They'd
               | have to compete on quality and price. They wouldn't be
               | able to eliminate the competition, impose cartels and
               | control prices. Drug companies get rich due to patents
               | which are government-granted monopolies, once they expire
               | it's a literal race to the bottom, you actually need
               | regulation in order to protect consumers. Some drugs
               | actually disappear from the market because they are too
               | cheap to be profitable.
               | 
               | Drug gangs are the career path of the _favela_ denizens.
               | Drug operations have lots of  "employees" and they pay
               | ridiculously well. Wiping them out via economic or
               | military means will also wipe out all of those "jobs". It
               | will do nothing to solve the underlying problem of a poor
               | and disenfranchised people forgotten by society. They're
               | likely to turn to other forms of crime if society doesn't
               | integrate them, and it probably won't.
               | 
               | The hope is that whatever criminal activity they turn to
               | will not be as profitable as the drug trade. Robbery
               | isn't that big a problem in the grand scheme of things,
               | drug gangs moving billions and billions of dollars
               | absolutely is. All wars come down to money. Make enough
               | money and you can have better equipment than police,
               | militaries. You can raise armies, just like the middle
               | ages. You can hire _actual professional soldiers_ to
               | train your men. Crime that 's too profitable is literally
               | a matter of _war_. Common criminals are a thorn on our
               | side but in the grand scheme of things they are mere
               | nuisances. Well-funded criminals are an existential
               | threat for civilized society.
               | 
               | War on these groups would require enormous political
               | capital. Television networks would probably have to spend
               | years manufacturing consent for it. The fact is left has
               | infiltrated the entire country and they practically
               | worship these "victims of society". Literally days ago we
               | were forced to listen to our president say that drug
               | traffickers are _victims of their consumers_. I have no
               | idea what it takes to reverse this sort of brainwashing
               | but whatever it is we 'll need lots of it.
               | 
               | If by some miracle the military is deployed against the
               | drug gangs, the gangs will be routed. It's happened
               | before and will happen again. Drug gangs do not have the
               | training, the discipline, the sheer organization required
               | to stand up to actual armed forces. Even our pathetic
               | military has managed to prevail against them. It's the
               | politicians who get in the way. There's no point in
               | "pacifying" an area and then retreating from it, thereby
               | allowing the enemy to occupy it again.
        
               | jalapenos wrote:
               | Find a way out then man.
               | 
               | Believe me, there are a large number of countries where,
               | if someone was shot for standing up to a crime, it would
               | be national news for months. Not in the Americas,
               | obviously, but they exist.
               | 
               | The drug war is the stupidest thing humans have ever
               | done. It literally fuels the criminals, and even entire
               | criminal states like north Korea. State illegalisaion
               | (mostly the US) of drugs is to put guns right into the
               | hands of gangs and create competing states. Drugs should
               | both be 100% legal - so they cost the same as sugar,
               | gutting the money that empowers the gangs - and
               | simultaneously drug users should be pushed to the edges
               | of society with wide open discrimination.
        
               | stackedinserter wrote:
               | How did we come to this as a society.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Anarcho-tyranny. In places like Brazil or California,
               | thief is armed at will with ease, person defending
               | themselves instead have to pass licensing and background
               | check which is difficult for poor people or those
               | convicted of BS crimes like possessing a pot plant 20
               | years ago when they lived in Texas.
               | 
               | Thief only faces lukewarm prospects at prosecution, and
               | moves around from address to address, and stranger-on-
               | stranger homicide conviction rate in places like Chicago
               | well below 50%. Honest citizen has mortgage, child in
               | school ,and a day job, very easy for police to fuck with
               | them if they dare fight back, which makes criminals even
               | more violent and bold as they rely on many of them
               | overwhelming the tiny minority that will fight back.
        
               | stackedinserter wrote:
               | Yeah I know, but how did we collectively decided to be in
               | this situation? Aliens didn't impose this bs on us, we
               | voted and accepted it somehow.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Lack of violence.
               | 
               | All of civilization exists due to the threat of violence.
               | There's no need to negotiate peacefully when you can just
               | take what you want. It's the violence that makes it
               | happen. Negotiate, because if you don't there's no
               | telling who's gonna be left standing.
               | 
               | If people are breaking locks and stealing property in
               | plain sight right in front of other people, it's because
               | they think society has become so soft they won't do
               | anything about it.
               | 
               | And frankly, the average person won't. They'll probably
               | just stand there shocked at the event unfolding before
               | them. Or they'll try to "stand up" to the criminal, only
               | to end up insulting his masculinity or something, thereby
               | getting themselves killed for the insult. Yes, criminals
               | kill people who disrespect them.
               | 
               | If you're gonna do this, you have to be prepared to use
               | lethal force against another human being. The vast
               | majority of people are not. They're better off calling
               | the cops, whose entire purpose is to be that person.
        
               | stackedinserter wrote:
               | > If you're gonna do this, you have to be prepared to use
               | lethal force against another human being.
               | 
               | Many people, me included, would gladly do that, if they
               | were allowed to. The problem is that when dust settle,
               | the criminal will remain a criminal with one more record
               | in his file, but the whole legal system will steamroll me
               | if I don't precisely calculate force in split second and
               | apply 3N more than absolute necessary minimum.
               | 
               | Here in Canada there were cases when people defended
               | themselves and ended up in legal kafkaesque hell, imposed
               | by country. Even after acquitted of all charges, they
               | would spend lifetime savings, lose jobs and actually have
               | to rebuilt their lives from almost zero.
               | 
               | We voted for all of this and I don't understand how it
               | happened. Aliens dispersed something so we all became
               | that stupid?
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | > Many people, me included, would gladly do that, if they
               | were allowed to.
               | 
               | Doubt. Many people certainly _think_ they would. In a
               | real situation, they 'd hesitate.
               | 
               | I don't even mean that in a disrespectful way. Taking
               | lives traumatizes _professional soldiers_. It has
               | enormous psychological costs. If you do it, you will live
               | with it until the end of your days.
               | 
               | I'm not speaking out against guns and self-defense
               | either. Better to be traumatized than dead. Weapons are a
               | requirement for basic human dignity. Just pointing out
               | the fact that it's not that simple.
               | 
               | > Here in Canada there were cases when people defended
               | themselves and ended up in legal kafkaesque hell, imposed
               | by country.
               | 
               | My country is the same. The absurdities produced by the
               | "justice" system are maddening.
               | 
               | I remember one case where a person had his house
               | burglarized _dozens_ of times. The  "justice" system
               | didn't do shit about it. He got so fed up he booby
               | trapped his own home and killed the criminal when he
               | tried to victimize him again. Suddenly police,
               | prosecutors and judges found the will to act and
               | vigorously condemned him for cold blooded murder. It's
               | the kind of thing that makes me wish a meteor would
               | strike this country and reset it back to the stone age.
               | 
               | As for why it happens... I've thought about it for way
               | too long and I don't have a definitive answer for you. I
               | think it's because people want to prevent the abyss from
               | gazing into them as they combat the darkness. My
               | conclusion is that we should have some very dark people
               | of our own, pointed right at the abyss, perpetually
               | staring it down into submission.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | I fought in the Syrian Civil War (with the YPG) and the
               | effects on the ISIS enemy has not bothered me a single
               | day of my life. This is over a decade ago and I've never
               | lost a single second of sleep over it. In fact I often
               | dream about going back and fucking them over even more,
               | as it was one of the happiest moments of my life, even
               | though like 10%+ of the people I was with ended up dead.
               | 
               | The tracer rounds flying at the enemy at night,
               | absolutely exquisite, brings a joy like the 4th of July.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Civilization depends on people like you in order to
               | continue existing. It's definitely not a universal trait.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Your characterization of Brazil leads me to believe that
               | "people like me" would be better off just living in the
               | favela and joining a gang, as at least then you could
               | have some chance to defend yourself and the government
               | would not be able to enforce their anarcho-tyranny. Which
               | sucks, but leaves me wondering if they're even acting
               | irrationally.
               | 
               | I suspect, somewhere in brazil, there is a group of
               | people that have adopted the practices of the drug
               | traffickers of soft secession, but actually do it for a
               | righteous cause, and are getting away with it, as long as
               | they are not too noisy about it. They have learned the
               | tactics work, and rather than trying a seemingly futile
               | effort to steer the government in their favor they
               | ultimately likely came to the same conclusions as the
               | drug traffickers as to how to gain control of their
               | community and perhaps even their own lives.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Sad part is... You probably would be better off joining a
               | gang. We'd all probably be better off. They just keep
               | winning. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to just
               | give up and become a criminal myself instead of insisting
               | on this upstanding-citizen-in-corrupt-shithole life. My
               | father didn't raise me to be a criminal and sometimes I
               | curse that fact.
               | 
               | Rio de Janeiro is in a state akin to civil war literally
               | right now. Apparently the drug gangs have discovered
               | drones. They're using drones to drop grenades on top of
               | each other and on top of police. Nearly a hundred dead as
               | of right now.
               | 
               | Check out this war zone:
               | 
               | https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/sudeste/rj/operacao
               | -no...
               | 
               | I don't even know what to say anymore. I'm just... Tired.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | Sure, don't get yourself hurt, but also don't live in
               | irrational fear. Intervening in a crime in progress has
               | never led to my execution, so it seems that likely is the
               | wrong assessment of chance.
               | 
               | I have stopped bike thieves, car break-ins, and
               | harassment in multiple cities in North America. I have
               | stopped a racist situation escalating into an attack on a
               | subway in Rotterdam, and stopped a pickpocket in
               | Barcelona. I have shooed away people clearly up to no
               | good in Central and South America. Certainly there was
               | the possibility of violence, but the worst of it in
               | reality was criminals cussing at me as they retreated.
               | 
               | If you don't feel comfortable with direct confrontation,
               | something as simple as yelling "I already called the
               | cops" has worked, or you know, actually calling the cops
               | is an option.
               | 
               | I'm well aware that there are parts of the world where
               | intervening _will_ get you into trouble (and have been in
               | situations where I have held back), but I also believe
               | pretty strongly that doing the right thing is a virtuous
               | feedback loop, and the risks do not outweigh the
               | benefits.
               | 
               | I don't want to live in a world where good people won't
               | do the right thing out of fear. So I choose not to live
               | in that world by being a good person that does the right
               | thing.
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | > I'm well aware that there are parts of the world where
               | intervening _will_ get you into trouble (and have been in
               | situations where I have held back)
               | 
               | You clearly have more street smarts than the average
               | person. The average person doesn't know when to hold
               | back. They will say and do dumb things, and they _will_
               | be killed.
               | 
               | There are examples right there in your comment.
               | 
               | > the worst of it in reality was criminals cussing at me
               | as they retreated
               | 
               | You allowed them to leave even though they were insulting
               | you, thereby avoiding violence.
               | 
               | Plenty of people out there who would do the opposite of
               | what you did: they'd go out of their way to insult and
               | humiliate the criminals as they were leaving. "Teach them
               | a lesson", as they say. This can easily escalate the
               | situation into lethal force.
               | 
               | If you insult a man in front of his peers, tell him he's
               | a pussy right in front of his friends, you almost leave
               | him no choice but to come back and escalate just to prove
               | you wrong. It seems obvious but there's plenty of people
               | out there who have died over disrespect.
               | 
               | > something as simple as yelling "I already called the
               | cops"
               | 
               | You were smart enough to back up your threat _before_
               | confronting the criminals.
               | 
               | Plenty of people out there who threaten the criminal with
               | the 911 call itself. "Stop or I'll call the cops". Not
               | only is it a direct challenge to the criminal, it also
               | provides them with the solution to their problem: kill
               | the guy and he won't call the cops.
               | 
               | It all seems obvious when we're academically discussing
               | this stuff here but in a rapidly escalating, potentially
               | violent situation where emotions and adrenaline are
               | running high, people will do and say all kinds of stupid
               | shit. And they are going to die for it.
        
               | ticos wrote:
               | Used liquid nitrogen to freeze and break a lock off my
               | bike once. The one person who saw us was like "Whatcha
               | doing? Cool, can I watch?"
        
           | WalterBright wrote:
           | I used to rent a storage unit. I lost the key to it, and went
           | to the manager. He came back to the unit with a small battery
           | powered grinder. Cut the padlock's loop through in a few
           | seconds.
           | 
           | Most locks are only good if the attacker doesn't have any
           | tools.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | For surprise of tool used the saw vs safe are the best:
             | 
             | https://youtu.be/2guvwQvElA8
             | 
             | The main thing locks do is make it _noisy_ to get in.
        
               | oniony wrote:
               | Unless they have an inductive heater.
        
               | theoreticalmal wrote:
               | Powered by what?
        
               | oniony wrote:
               | Battery for stealth.
               | 
               | https://youtu.be/VTIWcK14tQE?si=uNNbgWgASpAcgStB
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | To be fair to Sentry Safe, this product is designed to be
               | resistant to fire. A better name for this product would
               | be 'fire resistant box' instead of 'fire safe' but that's
               | what they call it for marketing reasons.
               | 
               | A hardened metal safe designed to be resistant to cutting
               | can still be cut through, just not in seconds with a
               | screamer saw (trade name for a metal cutting circular
               | saw)
               | 
               | If you want truly secure, encase your metal box in
               | concrete like John Wick. Access is difficult but security
               | is high :)
        
               | derefr wrote:
               | > encase your metal box in concrete
               | 
               | FYI, most safes already have a decently thick concrete
               | layer -- that's most of why safes are heavy! (Or, I guess
               | you could say, adding a concrete layer is cheaper than
               | making the steel thicker.)
               | 
               | But they _also_ have a rubber or foam (often styrofoam in
               | cheaper safes) layer, to "smooth out" the force from a
               | sledgehammer, jackhammer, or just dropping the thing out
               | the window.
               | 
               | And a layer of compressible wet(!) sand, to spread out
               | the point stress from a hammer and chisel, impact gun,
               | gunshot, or small explosive configured for concussive
               | force. (The goal here is essentially to replicate the
               | behavior of a bulletproof vest.)
               | 
               | Plus, they often contain a layer to bind and foul and
               | dull (or even break) the teeth of drill bits and
               | reciprocating/chain/band saws. This can be any number of
               | things -- low-melting-point plastics, recycled broken
               | glass, etc -- but look up "proteus" for a fun read.
               | 
               | If the safe's designer is clever, just a few materials
               | can serve several of these functions at once. But more is
               | always better. Which is why good safes (and vaults) are
               | so dang thick. It's not to solve one problem really well;
               | it's to mitigate N problems acceptably well, for a
               | frighteningly large value of N.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | It's fun looking at the machinery of old fashioned bank
               | vaults. Very impressive.
        
               | isoprophlex wrote:
               | so... if i were a suitably evil billionaire, would i be
               | able to shop for a safe protected by a layer of
               | compressed mustard gas, that is released upon attempted
               | breaching?
        
               | adam_hn wrote:
               | This would be a Booby Trap and is illegal, so it's not
               | worth it for that chance of going to prison no matter the
               | value in the safe, if you are a billionaire. It would be
               | hard to find someone willing to help you.
        
               | sib wrote:
               | That's too bad - life would be better if we had a few
               | fewer criminals around.
        
               | orthoxerox wrote:
               | Is it still a booby trap if the safe displays a prominent
               | warning, "CAUTION: EMITS DEADLY GAS WHEN DAMAGED"?
        
               | thesuitonym wrote:
               | Depends on your lawyer.
               | 
               | The law is someone less picky about armed guards, though,
               | so you may just want to pay some thugs to watch your
               | safe.
        
               | gosub100 wrote:
               | So carefully applied thermite to defeat all of them at
               | once? Probably not directly down to drip into the
               | valuables, but some tangent application.
        
               | jerf wrote:
               | Even not dripping directly on to the goods, there's not a
               | lot of stuff that you would be interested in getting out
               | of a safe, but you will still be interested in even after
               | being exposed to thermite. The list is basically
               | "precious metals" and not much more, though that is
               | admittedly a valid entry on the list.
               | 
               | In an analog to the somewhat frequent observation on HN
               | that if you don't care whether the code is correct I can
               | make it run arbitrarily quickly, if you don't care if the
               | contents of the safe survive there's a lot of high-energy
               | ways to blast it to smithereens. This is generally not
               | considered a problem to be solved with a safe, though. If
               | you want to prevent "being blasted to smithereens" that
               | you'll need a completely different approach.
        
               | m4rtink wrote:
               | Is it perhaps called after the movie Screemers ? Some of
               | the combat robots had circular saws, but they used to to
               | cut through people instead of locks.
        
             | LorenPechtel wrote:
             | Aha, a legitimate use for those things!
             | 
             | Saw the same, except it was bolt cutters.
        
             | RajT88 wrote:
             | I bought a giant pair of bolt cutters a while back for a
             | use case other than bolt cutting (shark fishing; cut the
             | big hook instead of putting your hand near the mouth).
             | 
             | I never caught any big sharks like I thought, but now my
             | wife runs a restaurant and occasionally employees just
             | don't show up to work and leave things in their lockers.
             | Once in a while it's clear it's to be annoying (locking
             | supplies in their locker).
             | 
             | Never met a padlock or combination lock I couldn't shear
             | through easily. Totally has paid for itself.
        
               | sandworm101 wrote:
               | Now, for a similar price, you can buy a hydraulic cutter
               | powered by a hand pump. They also come with replaceable
               | jaws so you dont wreck your cutters when attacking a hard
               | lock.
               | 
               | https://www.amazon.com/Lothee-Hydraulic-Cutting-Portable-
               | Han...
               | 
               | And there are powered models too. The 3-foot snippers are
               | long out of date for thieves.
        
               | RajT88 wrote:
               | Oh this is about double what I paid. But good to know!
        
               | Ey7NFZ3P0nzAe wrote:
               | I remember the faghetbouditt of Kryptonite that _broke_
               | the blades of that exact hydraulic cutter.
        
               | Kirby64 wrote:
               | Generally speaking, the hasps on employee locks aren't
               | big enough to hold anything truly sturdy... I doubt even
               | the most resistant lock you could put on a typical locker
               | hasp would hold up to the giant 3 foot bolt cutters.
        
               | grogenaut wrote:
               | There's quite a few, many hardened locks will bend or mar
               | bolt cutters... we're not taking bolt cutters off of the
               | rigs because they're relatively small but a K12 and a
               | pair of pliers is way more reliable.
        
             | chipsrafferty wrote:
             | To be fair, a lot of people don't have tools.
        
             | cptnapalm wrote:
             | Just found out my unit was robbed. The thieves ignored the
             | lock and just destroyed the unit's latch which the padlock
             | secured.
             | 
             | There went Uncanny X-Men 94 through 300.
        
               | spigottoday wrote:
               | A car jack across the door frame at latch height works
               | to.
        
             | xarope wrote:
             | That's exactly what I've seen too, either a grinder or just
             | a crow bar.
        
             | zugi wrote:
             | > Most locks are only good if the attacker doesn't have any
             | tools.
             | 
             | The Louvre security staff similarly just learned this
             | lesson.
        
             | johnisgood wrote:
             | With these locks you do not even need a grinder, just some
             | really small tools that fits in your pocket, for example a
             | "rake".
             | 
             | See
             | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9K6rby98W8JigLoZOh6FQ
             | (LockPickingLawyer).
        
           | ranger_danger wrote:
           | Entirely depends on what manner of thief we are talking about
           | here, what they're going after, how important it is to them,
           | and how much they care about the owner knowing the lock was
           | tampered with.
           | 
           | This is why I don't like such black-and-white opinions... I
           | think the answer is rarely so simple.
        
             | mothballed wrote:
             | I think it's largely a class or educational divide. I come
             | from a very hick, redneck, working class area. People use
             | black-and-white statements and course language with the
             | understanding that corner cases will exist anyway. My use
             | of this type of language common in more middle America is
             | something I find the more silicon valley or tech centered
             | HN constantly finds issue with.
             | 
             | It's common in more upper-crust / educated circles to shit
             | on people that use more course, black and white language. I
             | believe it has more to do with cultural divide than
             | misunderstanding that rare/corner cases exist.
             | 
             | In another recent exchange on HN, I was damned for using
             | the word 'never.' They didn't even explain why, just said
             | they wouldn't believe people that used it. I was using it
             | in the redneck sense "you'll never get that girl" as in
             | it's extremely unlikely to the point it's hardly worth even
             | considering, rather than the nerded out version that it
             | means the chance is literally precisely 0.
        
               | otterley wrote:
               | .
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | no, and I don't see how you could possibly deduce that
               | from my statement
        
               | otterley wrote:
               | .
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | I'm saying that some people don't understand that some
               | cultural uses of black-and-white English indicate
               | practical precision rather than absolute theoretical
               | precision.
        
               | nxor wrote:
               | It's not cultural.
        
               | Agingcoder wrote:
               | FWIW I come from a non working class background ( but am
               | not American ). My friends and I routinely debate in such
               | a manner, and don't see any problem with this. If
               | confronted with a stranger we might be a bit more
               | cautious ( basically we'll state the rules of the
               | conversation) but that's about it. If needed, we'll
               | sometimes be a bit more accurate.
               | 
               | I understand your statements as you mean them - I default
               | to giving you the benefit of the doubt, and automatically
               | assume that black and white statements are shortcuts.
               | Only, and only if you seem to not understand nuance then
               | I will adjust my stance, but I usually assume you do!
        
               | rincebrain wrote:
               | I think the problem can be described as assuming good
               | faith in the argument - that is, that you're talking with
               | someone who you are presuming is attempting to
               | communicate, not just "win" the conversation.
               | 
               | The difference becomes clear very quickly - if there's a
               | genuine misunderstanding, someone will clarify and move
               | on; if someone is trying to rules lawyer the
               | conversation, it won't.
        
               | nxor wrote:
               | Exaggeration is not 'hick, redneck, working class.'
        
               | president_zippy wrote:
               | People from "hick, redneck, working class" areas don't
               | say "hick, redneck, working class".
               | 
               | They might say "hick" if they're from rural northern New
               | England, the upper midwest, rural Canada, or Cascadia,
               | usually with self-deprecating facetiousness. Most of
               | these people are smart enough to do whatever they want in
               | life, but just choose to live by their standard of
               | normalcy and just like their friendly small towns best.
               | 
               | If they are from the lower midwest or south, they will
               | sure as hell just say "redneck", and most take it as a
               | compliment even though many of them deep down are just
               | compensating because they don't have any other options.
               | 
               | But nobody calls themselves "working class". Not in the
               | rust belt, not in the rural midwest, and not in the
               | south. That's more of a politician's word, and a
               | condescending slur from the white collar crowd that
               | usually ends in a broken jaw.
        
               | ranger_danger wrote:
               | I don't think that's what it is.
               | 
               | > Low-intelligence people are masters of black-and-white
               | thinking. It's also part of a psychological defense
               | mechanism called "splitting."
               | 
               | > They only seem to think in terms of opposites, ignoring
               | the grey areas in between. Reality is too complex to be
               | interpreted only in opposites.
               | 
               | > As a result, they tend to simplify everything. While
               | simplification is useful sometimes, not everything can,
               | or should be, simplified. Knowing what does and doesn't
               | require simplification signals high intelligence.
               | 
               | The problem is when you speak in absolutes while
               | simultaneously "not meaning it" that way, is that this is
               | not conveyed to the people you are speaking to, so we can
               | only assume that you did mean it, and now we think you're
               | being unreasonably generalizing.
               | 
               | And I think it's pretty hard to have a useful
               | conversation if we cannot use agreed upon terms to convey
               | what we mean. If you know that not everyone will
               | understand your intention by saying it that way, then why
               | do it?
        
           | MisterTea wrote:
           | A battery powered angle grinder with a zip wheel is the best
           | lock picking tool out there. Hell, a cordless Dremel with a
           | zip wheel might do it.
        
           | lisbbb wrote:
           | Yes. I once saw a guy open a bike U-lock using a car scissor
           | jack and he was done in about 20 seconds and the bike was
           | gone. Nowadays there are very good battery powered grinders
           | that can take a cutoff wheel and no padlock is going to
           | resist that.
        
             | amluto wrote:
             | But there are a handful of new U-locks that are quite
             | difficult to cut using angle grinders.
        
           | b00ty4breakfast wrote:
           | most thieves don't even go that far. they find stuff that
           | isn't locked or they kick in the door.
        
           | slenk wrote:
           | No one is doing that in a nice residential neighborhood
        
             | zie wrote:
             | That's when people can get away with it in broad daylight
             | :) Because everyone thinks like you.
        
               | paradox460 wrote:
               | Get a used pickup, get some vinyl letters at home Depot,
               | put something like "a+ home services" on the side, and
               | you can probably break into a few dozen suburban homes
               | without anyone reporting you
        
               | true_religion wrote:
               | Walk around in a hi-viz jacket, and you can pretty much
               | be ignored by everyone except specialized security.
        
               | ProllyInfamous wrote:
               | >except specialized security
               | 
               | That's when you add a clipboard and/or hardhat _to
               | increase odds_.
        
               | slenk wrote:
               | I also have a few tools from CI so I don't know what that
               | makes me
        
           | mk89 wrote:
           | It depends on where you live. I guess it's not uncommon to
           | hear about someone entering a building "as the delivery guy"
           | just to try to pick a lock and see which one opens.
           | 
           | If you make too much noise people will get suspicious and
           | might call the police.
        
           | umvi wrote:
           | Actual thieves are most interested in low effort/fast methods
           | of bypassing locks. Master single pin picking to LPL's level
           | and the thief might as well just turn locksmithing into a
           | career instead of stealing. Low effort attacks like shimming,
           | raking, bumping though might be worth a thief's time to
           | learn.
        
           | Ey7NFZ3P0nzAe wrote:
           | Some are still resisting this kind of attacks. The hiplok
           | D1000 has a thick rubber like abrasive coating that makes it
           | super hard to cut through the metal with power tools
        
             | michaelbarton wrote:
             | I had one of these for my e-bike in Oakland. The thieves
             | used an angle grinder to cut through the bike stand instead
             | 
             | The solution in the east bay seems to be "don't use a
             | valuable bike"
        
               | Ey7NFZ3P0nzAe wrote:
               | That's why I have a dirty bike with a motorbike's chain
               | wrapped around the wheels and stand. So they would have
               | to cut through the wheel too.
        
           | ProllyInfamous wrote:
           | These jobsite storage boxes [0] are typically too heavy to
           | steal (and can also be anchor-bolted), and the locks are
           | highly-recessed within an enclosure... practically the only
           | exposure is the keyway... and then there's thousands of
           | dollars of tools inside.
           | 
           | Worth it for smarter crooks. I'm a former IBEW electrician,
           | and I've seen both stranger and more-miraculous occurrences
           | -- but I've seen it all.
           | 
           | [0] https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-10011/Tool-
           | Storage/Kn...
        
             | Arrath wrote:
             | Oh man, reminds me of one project where theives rolled up
             | with a truck, hotwired a forklift and loaded up 3 of these
             | boxes.
        
               | Dilettante_ wrote:
               | The National Guard Depot at Ocean Docks?
        
               | Arrath wrote:
               | Nah just an unremarkable subdivision development in
               | middle america.
        
               | ProllyInfamous wrote:
               | I trained a few years as an IBEW electrician in large
               | government data centers, but have done decades of
               | residential side work (mostly 500k-2M suburbia):
               | 
               | The stuff you _actually witnessed_ on both types of
               | jobsites often _isn 't believable_. But I've seen [your
               | comment] many times, in the middle of nowhere, with
               | trailcams rolling and tweekers not giving AF, smiling as
               | they roll away with your belongings...
               | 
               | ----
               | 
               | We caught a burglar once in our wire warehouse... huffing
               | our marking paint, but on his way to scoring a five-
               | figure copper haul. As foreman, I had to pull a few of my
               | electricians off of the young man (~20~white~highAF) -- I
               | sent my guys to their jobsites, keeping myself and two
               | larger others to detain the guy until the police arrived:
               | arrested. Drawn out court proceedings 5x. _Dismissed =(
               | "Adjudicated"_
               | 
               | That little twerp ended up having already become a career
               | criminal, at just two decades on this earth. He needed
               | good guys like mine to beat his ass a few times, like his
               | family never did the favor of helping him _learn_.
               | 
               | Next time my guys will not be calling the police, with
               | blessings.
        
         | dekhn wrote:
         | Issues with master locks are hardly new- back in the 1980s, I
         | downloaded a file from a BBS explaining how to open a combo
         | lock (basically by pulling on the shackle while turning, and a
         | few other tricks.
         | 
         | It's still online:
         | https://cdn.preterhuman.net/texts/anarchy_and_privacy_contro...
        
           | dimator wrote:
           | Oh my god, I remember doing this technique on my lock, I
           | remember doing this in the early BBS days, I remember
           | learning this from a short text file. I'm 80% sure it was
           | this file!
           | 
           | Thanks for unlocking this memory for me!
        
         | astura wrote:
         | >if I were stealing from a jobsite with multiple lockboxes, the
         | ones with Master locks would be attacked first (particularly
         | wafer cylinders).
         | 
         | If you were stealing from a job site you'd just bring bolt
         | cutters.
        
       | c420 wrote:
       | https://youtu.be/qL_MeobAp5s?t=1487
       | 
       | For those interested in the actual case, here's some deeper
       | coverage of this bruhaha including how Lee may have perjured
       | himself during deposition.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | That guy sure isn't in a hurry to get anywhere. Good one to
         | watch at 1.25x speed.
        
       | pcthrowaway wrote:
       | Lock-makers should start including RFID and a software key
       | checking mechanism, then sharing the key would be illegal
        
         | ranger_danger wrote:
         | > sharing the key would be illegal
         | 
         | How so? And what region are you referring to? There are many
         | countries in the world with vastly different laws.
        
           | tgsovlerkhgsel wrote:
           | Unfortunately, the "region" would be the 193 member states of
           | WIPO: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-circumvention
           | 
           | So, you are right, the laws in Micronesia, Palau and South
           | Sudan might be vastly different.
        
         | dcan wrote:
         | 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
        
           | butlike wrote:
           | plz stop! my hddvds...
        
           | foofoo12 wrote:
           | That's an illegal number mate. Straight to the slammer!
           | 
           | (for those missing out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AACS_en
           | cryption_key_controvers...)
        
           | dmbche wrote:
           | Thabk you so much this is a beautiful rabbit hole to go down
        
         | nomel wrote:
         | Could you make access illegal using the DMCA, by putting some
         | copyrighted content inside, with the physical key also being
         | the license key?
        
           | tofof wrote:
           | This is how Nintendo engineered a legal argument disallowing
           | 3rd party cartridges original GameBoy. The cartridge needed
           | to display the Nintendo logo on startup which was checked
           | pixel for pixel, otherwise the GameBoy wouldn't proceed with
           | booting. Third party carts couldn't do so without infringing
           | trademark.
        
             | NobodyNada wrote:
             | Note that the courts ruled this technique invalid in _Sega
             | v. Accolade_ :
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_v._Accolade
             | 
             | But that was in a pre-DMCA world, before the anti-
             | circumvention provisions gave these companies more legal
             | weapons to criminalize fair use and competition.
        
         | butlike wrote:
         | I don't really "get" locks. If you want something to be closed
         | forever, seal it shut. If it should be opened and closed, leave
         | a hinge. If it should only be open and closed by a select few,
         | leave it in a trusted environment
         | 
         | Don't you live in a good neighborhood?
        
           | avhon1 wrote:
           | I've lived in a fair few places, but I've never lived in a
           | place where an unlocked bicycle wouldn't be stolen. I'll keep
           | using locks, thank you very much.
        
             | BobaFloutist wrote:
             | I think they were probably making a joke about software
             | security.
        
               | 48terry wrote:
               | I think the post was just really bad, myself.
        
           | hereme888 wrote:
           | A trusted environment, even in a "good neighborhood",
           | requires a lock at least to the front door of your house, or
           | gate, or w/e.
           | 
           | But where will you park your car when you go to work? You
           | have to lock it.
        
             | embedding-shape wrote:
             | > A trusted environment, even in a "good neighborhood",
             | requires a lock at least to the front door of your house,
             | or gate, or w/e.
             | 
             | I don't think that's a trusted environment or "good
             | neighborhood". But then I basically use "can leave front
             | door unlocked with zero worries" as the threshold for
             | "trusted environment".
             | 
             | But those environments and neighborhoods definitively
             | exists today across the world, although they're probably
             | becoming less and less common.
        
         | lexszero_ wrote:
         | Here in Finland mechanical locks with electronic keying are
         | pretty common in some places. Some of them like iLOQ or Abloy
         | eCLIQ are actually pretty clever: electrical bits of the lock
         | are powered from mechanical action of inserting and turning the
         | key, so you don't have to worry about batteries. In theory,
         | they promise significant cost savings in scenarios like rental
         | apartment buildings where tenants move in and out, need access
         | to common areas, lose keys, etc, without compromising security
         | or having to replace or recode locks - they just give you a
         | generic key, click some buttons in the admin panel, and your
         | key could be provisioned accordingly once you first enter the
         | building and interact with one of the "smarter" locks that are
         | externally powered and networked to the mothership.
         | 
         | In practice, in addition to the usual bugs you would expect
         | from a software-based system managed and maintained by a
         | plethora of organizations and contractors, they tend to become
         | very annoying as parts wear out, so you have to fiddle with the
         | key reinserting it repeatedly trying to find just the right
         | angle so it will make a good contact to be recognized by the
         | lock (for example the iLOQ system by my landlord communicates
         | over a thin contact strip molded into the key opposite of the
         | cutting and separated from the rest of the key with a thin
         | layer of plastic).
        
           | georgefrowny wrote:
           | Sounds about right for Abloy. They own Yale and their app-
           | based alarm is subcontracted dogshit (by
           | https://mobilepeople.dk) that didn't get updated for years on
           | end, logs you out constantly, has less functionally than a
           | 90s keypad model and even the hub thing sometimes just falls
           | over and needs a power cycle, etc etc etc. Presumably they
           | are entirely unable to handle any of it in house and are at
           | the mercy of the contractor to fix anything.
        
         | taneq wrote:
         | What criminal mastermind could possibly defeat the DMCA? :D
        
       | hinata08 wrote:
       | The internet : _sees thoughts challenging facts_
       | 
       | Someone : "Sucks to see how many people take everything they see
       | online for face value," one Proven employee wrote. "Sounds like a
       | bunch of liberals lol."
       | 
       | The company : Proven also had its lawyers file "multiple" DMCA
       | takedown notices against the McNally video, claiming that its use
       | of Proven's promo video was copyright infringement.
       | 
       | When did facts and enlightenment started to be for "liberals lol"
       | ?
       | 
       | Freedom of speech based on facts should be universal.
        
         | mothballed wrote:
         | >Freedom of speech based on facts should be universal.
         | 
         | To be fair that's not what we have in USA. For instance, a
         | nurse who never even signed a private privacy agreement with
         | anyone (unusual, but could happen) could violate HIPAA if they
         | factually tell a patient's spouse the patient is being treated
         | for AIDS and they ought to watch out.
        
           | alwa wrote:
           | Yes, they could and most definitely would be. The case you
           | describe is one of the reasons it's that way.
           | 
           | For what exactly would this fly-by-night nurse be telling me
           | to "watch out," in relation to my partner who's living with
           | and being treated for HIV?
           | 
           | One hopes this nurse, being medically trained and apparently
           | working with vulnerable populations, understands the efficacy
           | of the modern HIV therapies the patient is receiving. That,
           | when managed, HIV is not transmissible by conventional
           | marital means [0]; and that, until recently at least [also
           | 0], concerted public health efforts have meant that most
           | anyone who seeks medical attention ends up on those modern
           | therapies.
           | 
           | That said, I hope said nurse would catch me in a charitable
           | mood rather than a litigious one.
           | 
           | [0] https://www.cdc.gov/global-hiv-tb/php/our-
           | approach/undetecta...
        
             | mothballed wrote:
             | This is an entirely different argument than the fact at
             | hand, which is making the factual statement is illegal.
             | 
             | You're just explaining why stating the fact should be
             | illegal.
             | 
             | >[0] https://www.cdc.gov/global-hiv-tb/php/our-
             | approach/undetecta...
             | 
             | I said AIDS, not HIV. I am no AIDS expert but I would be
             | shocked if a large portion of people AIDS had no detectable
             | viral load, while people with HIV commonly do not have
             | detectable one. Wouldn't people with no detectable viral
             | load generally not being exhibiting AIDS?
        
               | alwa wrote:
               | In that case--and in re-reading the comment you were
               | responding to--I think I'm agreeing with you and that I
               | should have read more carefully before getting my dander
               | up :)
               | 
               | It sounds like we're agreeing that you've given a good
               | example of why it both is and should be that way.
               | 
               | And that, in US jurisprudence anyway, speech tends to be
               | allowed unless there's a broader social interest that's
               | served by protecting the specific categories of facts in
               | question.
               | 
               | With the slight caveat that I'm not sure that "should
               | watch out" is a fact, it sounds like an opinion to me
               | (and one that's potentially unsupported by the facts). In
               | fact, don't people governed by HIPAA still have a duty to
               | report situations of actual or likely physical harm--for
               | example if a minor presents with signs consistent with
               | abuse [0]? Or even, in your example, if the provider
               | became aware that the HIV-positive patient, out of malice
               | or negligence, were declining treatment, exhibiting
               | substantial viral load, and asserting that they intended
               | to continue with behaviors that put the partner at risk?
               | 
               | [0] https://www.hhs.gov/hipaa/for-
               | professionals/faq/2098/if-doct...
        
           | nradov wrote:
           | How could that happen exactly? In what circumstances could a
           | nurse end up working for (or even volunteering for) a HIPAA
           | covered entity without signing a privacy agreement?
        
             | kstrauser wrote:
             | And the privacy agreement isn't required anyway. If you're
             | a doctor, and you treat your neighbor, you're bound by
             | HIPAA laws that cover the arrangement. All a privacy
             | agreement really does is give the clinic a hope of being
             | found not liable in a lawsuit or government action: "see,
             | we have it in writing that the nurse knew this was illegal!
             | Blame them, not us." Even without the agreement, the
             | practioner is still legally obligated to obey HIPAA.
             | 
             | And as a side note: sue the hell out of the hypothetical
             | nurse spilling the beans on a hypothetical AIDE patient.
             | Why? Because if you don't, then other people who suspect
             | they might have HIV are going to avoid going to the doctor,
             | resulting in more deaths for them _and_ their lovers.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | I'm not sure if it's required, but it's a common retort
               | used to argue why someone thinks HIPAA is a private
               | contract law rather than regulation of factual speech, so
               | I prefer to just nip that scenario in the bud from the
               | get go.
               | 
               | In any case I wasn't arguing for or against regulating
               | factual speech. Only pointing out that it is done in the
               | USA. This seems to get peoples feathers real ruffled, for
               | whatever reason.
        
               | kstrauser wrote:
               | Hah! Ok, fair, I could see that. There are sooooo many
               | misunderstandings about HIPAA that make me cringe every
               | time I hear them. "I can't tell you if I'm sick. HIPPA!"
               | "It's illegal for you to ask me if I'm vaccinated.
               | HIPPA!" "You can't bill me for this. HIPPA!"
               | 
               | It's like the medical version of a sovereign citizen
               | legal theory, where it simultaneously applies to
               | everything and nothing, depending on what's most
               | convenient at the moment.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | It's partially because it's so complicated.
               | 
               | I was a licensed healthcare professional and even I was
               | shocked when my medical information was given to police
               | without a warrant, a legal arrest, and without my
               | consent. As it turns out, totally legal.
        
         | skopje wrote:
         | They're all a tough guys act. It's the type. Many American men
         | love playing soldiers. What is Liquid Death? It's water LOL.
         | See?
        
           | viridian wrote:
           | FWIW in my experience is less the monster energy / black
           | rifle coffee audience, it's actually the red bull / white
           | claw audience.
           | 
           | It still feels wrong to me, but that's how it is.
        
           | abustamam wrote:
           | I like liquid death because their water is delicious and not
           | high in sugar. I usually drink a sparkling water with dinner
           | and I definitely prefer liquid death over la croix. They are
           | technically different products though.
           | 
           | That their marketing is so edgy is just fun. I don't take it
           | seriously, and it doesn't seem like they do either.
           | 
           | But Proven is definitely full of toxic masculinity internet
           | tough guys.
        
         | yojo wrote:
         | "Reality has a well-known liberal bias."[0]
         | 
         | 0: https://youtu.be/IJ-a2KeyCAY?si=cIcawm3U5-55nI2D&t=252
        
           | hinata08 wrote:
           | I just saw grokpedia results, which include a gay-free
           | description of gay novels (Banana Fish) and forged or curated
           | accounts of war on Iraq, Thatcher and Duterte.
           | 
           | So yeah, reality is liberal nowadays
        
         | zahlman wrote:
         | > When did facts and enlightenment started to be for "liberals
         | lol" ?
         | 
         | It didn't. That's one employee of the company, who has a clear
         | bias in the matter, being ridiculous. It has nothing to do with
         | liberal ideology, nor critique of liberal ideology, nor
         | whatever sort of person that employee thinks should be
         | considered a "liberal", nor _their_ ideology. It 's only the
         | employee who even suggests that, and probably not even
         | seriously.
        
       | jwr wrote:
       | If you don't know him already, I highly recommend videos by
       | LockPickingLawyer -- he routinely destroys bogus claims of
       | various companies within seconds. It's quite entertaining to see
       | how little security you actually get from most locks.
       | 
       | I wonder if anybody tried suing him...
        
         | jasoncartwright wrote:
         | LPL is superb. He inspired me to get a lock pick kit and a few
         | simple padlocks - a cheap and fun hobby during COVID lockdowns.
        
           | diego898 wrote:
           | Thinking of doing the same! Which kit did you order? I see a
           | FNG, FNG+ Bundle, and "Learn lockpicking bundle". 3rd one
           | seems the most likely candidate. Any tips you can share?
           | Thanks!
        
             | yoz-y wrote:
             | I've got a German practice lock and boy was that a hard
             | wake up call. That thing was so hard to pick that I gave
             | up. (The keyhole is really slim)
             | 
             | My bad though, LPL did warn about this.
        
             | embedding-shape wrote:
             | I did the same (also during COVID, after doing it for a bit
             | in my youth). I haven't tried Covert Instruments gear, I
             | bought some other pack from China, but whatever pack you
             | can find with the basics (and maybe some variety so you can
             | try different techniques) plus a training padlock so you
             | can see what's going on inside, and it'll be a walk in the
             | park.
        
             | Y_Y wrote:
             | Start with a cheap kit from e.g. Amazon which includes a
             | couple of perspex locks so you can see what you're doing.
             | Get a real set of picks for real money once you graduate
             | from that.
        
             | jasoncartwright wrote:
             | I got a PS50 pick set from https://x.com/martin__newton
             | 
             | https://imgur.com/a/sbXoBCK
        
             | jamie_ca wrote:
             | I got the Learn Lockpicking bundle a few years back, it's a
             | solid customizable lock - six slots, a few different pin
             | styles, and the springs to make it work. I got practiced
             | enough to get a 3-pin opened, but I'm definitely out of
             | practice now.
        
           | sillysaurusx wrote:
           | Ditto. I was even able to put my lock picking skills to use
           | one fine summer day when the dog park was locked due to "rain
           | from yesterday" even though the grass and everything was
           | clearly fine. We had a lovely time running around as a
           | family, along with a couple other families, for about an hour
           | before the groundskeeper came and shooed us away.
        
             | RHSeeger wrote:
             | When we moved last time, our "financials" filing cabinet
             | accidentally got locked (one of the ones with button lock)
             | and I wound up having to pick it. The ability, even at a
             | basic level, comes in handy more often then you would
             | expect.
        
               | bigiain wrote:
               | Picking filing cabinet locks is part of the genesis of
               | modern hacker ethos. Feynman would be proud.
        
               | dekhn wrote:
               | See also: https://www.lysator.liu.se/mit-
               | guide/MITLockGuide.pdf and the book "Hackers".
        
               | OkayPhysicist wrote:
               | At a previous company, a power outage knocked out our
               | router, which knocked out the card access system, which
               | locked us out of the server room where the router was.
               | Good news, there was a physical key bypass. Bad news,
               | nobody knew where said key was. Lucky for us, I could pop
               | out to my car, grab my picks, and then got the thing open
               | in a couple of minutes.
               | 
               | Definitely the most above-the-board use those picks ever
               | got (Though obtaining access to my university dorm's AC
               | controls definitely made me more popular).
        
               | myself248 wrote:
               | Heyyy, guerilla HVAC team!
               | 
               | In high school I didn't even have lockpicks, I just
               | carried a super tiny pair of needle-nose pliers along
               | with some other tools in my Five-Star zipper binder, and
               | the tips of the pliers were fine enough to stab into the
               | holes of those stupid snake-bite security screws that
               | held down the thermostat covers in the classrooms.
               | 
               | Once teachers realized I could open the thermostat covers
               | and adjust their setting in seconds instead of the hours
               | it took to go the official route, not only was I very
               | popular, they would occasionally _send hall passes to
               | summon me from other rooms_ to perform the service. I was
               | doing fine in my studies and this was not an academic
               | impediment, it was just hilarious. Eventually I just
               | started leaving the covers loose, a fig-leaf that the
               | custodial staff seemed content to ignore.
               | 
               | ...
               | 
               | Fastforward a few years into my career, still not
               | carrying lockpicks, but much more familiar with the art.
               | A shipment of cabinetized network hardware arrived, but
               | the cabinet keys were not ziptied to the doors as was
               | customary. The installers were looking at having to go
               | home with a short timesheet because they couldn't work.
               | 
               | I was in the NOC for another reason entirely, but I asked
               | the supe to cover me for a minute and trotted out to the
               | equipment room. I swiped a couple pins from the corkboard
               | (for some reason, the office used dissection T-pins
               | instead of regular pushpins), bent the tip of one, used
               | the other as a turning tool, and proceeded to rake open
               | one of the cabinets. The install crew lead's jaw hit the
               | floor. I insisted on teaching him to do the rest, and
               | moments later not only had he opened the rest of the
               | cabinet doors, he had scared himself with how easy that
               | just was, and stood in silence for a minute, shocked by
               | his newly-acquired skill.
        
               | Terr_ wrote:
               | Very Harry Tuttle, although to be fair everything feels a
               | little _Brazil_ these days.
        
               | linsomniac wrote:
               | Early in our dating, my (now) wife moved into a new
               | apartment and accidentally turned in the key to the back
               | patio storage room with the keys to the old place. She
               | was embarrassed to ask the old landlord, so she asked me
               | to ask him. Instead, I popped home, picked open the patio
               | storage lock, and then re-keyed the lock to match the
               | front door. When I was a teenager I bought a (apparently
               | lifetime) supply of assorted lock pins.
        
             | sambeau wrote:
             | Thritto.
        
             | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
             | I had to use my lockpicking skills when my grandma moved
             | across country to live with my mom. She put her stuff in a
             | "Portable On-Demand Storage" container and accidentally put
             | the key to the lock with her stuff inside the container.
             | 
             | Luckily, she used the shitty round lock that a lot of
             | storage companies recommend. I was able to pick it in just
             | a couple minutes. Someone like LPL would have had it open
             | in mere seconds.
        
             | 0_____0 wrote:
             | Er... that's a crime?
             | 
             | The ethic, IIRC, is that you only pick locks that you own,
             | or that you have permission to pick.
             | 
             | Also, maybe the groundskeeper knows things about
             | groundskeeping that you don't, on account of how much time
             | they spend doing their job, which is keeping the grounds.
        
           | toomuchtodo wrote:
           | I picked up and started practicing with Lishi lock tools, and
           | I cannot recommend them enough. Pocket Tool Warehouse out of
           | Texas has been good in my experience for sourcing them, no
           | affiliation. Like an automatic transmission for lock picking.
           | 
           | https://www.classiclishi.com/about/lishi-history
           | 
           | https://www.originallishi.com/what-are-lishi-tools
        
           | Buttons840 wrote:
           | Putting the lock in lockdown I see.
        
           | hamburglar wrote:
           | Same here. It also inspired me to teach my kids. Watching my
           | nine year old daughter pick a lock warmed my subversive
           | little heart.
        
         | OkayPhysicist wrote:
         | LPL owns Covert Instruments, who employs McNally, the YouTuber
         | who got sued in this case. Probably not a coincidence that
         | Covert Instruments _wasn 't_ named in the lawsuit.
        
           | jonhohle wrote:
           | I wonder if McNally knows a lawyer familiar with lock picking
           | ;-)
        
           | slenk wrote:
           | Oh sweet never knew there was a connection between LPL and
           | McNally - I just notice they always cut their shims from cans
           | the same way
        
             | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
             | There aren't that many ways to cut a shim from a can that
             | work and don't take excessive effort. It's a rounded hook
             | shape, with a handle piece trimmed so you don't cut
             | yourself.
        
               | slenk wrote:
               | Well they make it look easy I always end up cutting
               | myself
        
             | johnisgood wrote:
             | I think McNally was in at least one of his videos if I
             | remember correctly.
        
           | jonny_eh wrote:
           | > Probably not a coincidence that Covert Instruments wasn't
           | named in the lawsuit
           | 
           | What's the non-coincidence?
        
             | sgerenser wrote:
             | That they avoided naming the lawyer or the lawyer's company
             | in their bogus lawsuit and instead only named the non-
             | lawyer.
        
               | jonny_eh wrote:
               | He can still defend his employee, right?
        
               | JonathonW wrote:
               | My understanding is that LPL is not still practicing (he
               | says he's retired, to focus on security work), but I'd
               | guess he knows someone, if McNally didn't already have
               | his own lawyer.
        
               | MBCook wrote:
               | Even if he was practicing, if he were to take this case
               | it would pretty obviously expose who he was.
               | 
               | So no matter what I would expect LPL would get someone he
               | knew/equivalent to take the case.
        
               | CSMastermind wrote:
               | I mean, it's not exactly a secret. If you really want to
               | know you can look it up online. He even has a whole talk
               | he gives about why he generally doesn't reveal his
               | identity. People send him packages with trackers hidden
               | in them, hire private investigators to follow him with
               | bogus stories, etc.
        
           | asveikau wrote:
           | In addition I've seen LPL refer to "my friend Trevor McNally"
           | in a couple of videos.
        
           | hengheng wrote:
           | That explains so much. Done to well for a goof channel,
           | eclectic assortment of skills ("tactical garden trowel" vs
           | fully equipped metal shop vs perfect video production), all
           | fat trimmed off the videos.
           | 
           | I kinda want tvtropes to put a name on his slapstick humor.
           | It's like looking over the shoulder of that weird uncle that
           | seems to live in an entirely different world.
        
         | Kye wrote:
         | Opening a padlock by hitting it with another padlock has to be
         | one of my favorite bits.
        
           | danudey wrote:
           | "This is a Master Lock XYZ. It can be opened with a Master
           | Lock XYZ."
        
             | Y_Y wrote:
             | Same solid principle as homeopathy
        
               | tejtm wrote:
               | this is HN; its a monad.
        
         | hdgvhicv wrote:
         | If a lock takes more than 20 seconds to break it's basically
         | Fort Knox
        
           | azinman2 wrote:
           | Are there any that are truly secure?
        
             | lawn wrote:
             | Any lock can be forced through given the right tools and
             | enough time.
             | 
             | You need to be more specific with what "truly secure"
             | means.
        
             | __loam wrote:
             | There's a few that are pretty good but at a certain point
             | you can just grind off the shackle or blow the door off its
             | hinges.
        
               | madaxe_again wrote:
               | It's similar to the idea that the only truly secure
               | computer is sixty feet underground, encased in concrete,
               | turned off, and ground into dust.
        
               | __loam wrote:
               | I can't get hacked if I live a self sufficient hermitic
               | lifestyle in an off the grid cabin with no electric
               | devices.
        
               | madaxe_again wrote:
               | Tell that to machete-bear.
        
               | potato3732842 wrote:
               | All the digital forensics experts I know suggest the
               | bottom of the ocean FYI.
        
             | dragontamer wrote:
             | Secure against what? You might be surprised at what a wench
             | and a truck can pull / destroy. If that fails, there are
             | shotguns and also explosives, jackhammers and the like.
             | 
             | There are always assumptions built into lock design. A
             | simple lock is very secure if a fence is jumpable, most
             | people will jump the fence rather than mess with a lock.
             | 
             | Even a complex lock will never be secure for national
             | secrets (like nuclear missiles), you need to just assign
             | guards. Locks exist but are basically a formality (IIRC,
             | many tanks and airplanes are left unlocked because all the
             | security posture is with the military and the lock itself
             | is too much of a hassle for logistics).
             | 
             | ------
             | 
             | Fort Knox itself was designed to be safe from Nazi
             | invasion. If the Nazis invaded New York City, they won't
             | find any of the governments gold. The 'lock' in this case
             | is the miles and miles of geography the Nazis would have to
             | navigate before reaching Fort Knox.
        
               | pfdietz wrote:
               | "In 1933, the U.S. suspended gold convertibility and gold
               | exports. In the following year, the U.S. dollar was
               | devalued when the gold price was fixed at $35 per troy
               | ounce. After the U.S. dollar devaluation, so much gold
               | began to flow into the United States that the country's
               | gold reserves quadrupled within eight years. Notice that
               | this is several years before the outbreak of World War II
               | and predates a large trade surplus in the late 1940s.
               | [...] In 1930, the U.S. controlled about 40% of the
               | world's gold reserves, but by 1950, the U.S. controlled
               | nearly two-thirds of the world's gold reserves."
               | 
               | https://www.stlouisfed.org/publications/regional-
               | economist/f...
        
               | strbean wrote:
               | > what a wench and a truck can pull / destroy.
               | 
               | According to legend, a wench can destroy a whole city
               | state (Troy)!
        
               | Terr_ wrote:
               | Evil villains trying to destroy the world know it too,
               | it's why they hire so many wenchmen.
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | > If the Nazis invaded New York City, they won't find any
               | of the governments gold.
               | 
               | Is that because it's not actually in Fort Knox? :P
        
             | BurningFrog wrote:
             | Certainly not at reasonable prices!
        
             | showerst wrote:
             | Not in the sense of "can't be opened without the key".
             | 
             | Good locks buy you two things: Deterrence (maybe), and a
             | set minimum of time and noise requirements to bypass them.
             | If your lock reputably takes 3 minutes to pick or a Ramset
             | gun to blast them open, make sure your guard comes by every
             | two minutes, and otherwise stays in earshot.
        
               | strbean wrote:
               | Also 3) intrusion detection.
               | 
               | It's obvious to the owner and the whole world that an
               | intrusion has occurred if the door is sawed open or the
               | lock is cut off. It's nice to know your home has been
               | broken into vs. some of your jewelry is gone and you
               | don't know whether to blame your teenager, a relative,
               | someone who did work on your house since you last
               | checked, etc.
        
               | bigiain wrote:
               | Photos of your sawed open door will probably help in your
               | insurance claim too. Telling your assessor "the cops say
               | they might have picked the lock" isn't something I'd want
               | to rely on to get my claim approved.
        
             | Tuna-Fish wrote:
             | Nothing is secure against an oxyacetylene torch.
             | 
             | But if that's not the threat you are trying to protect
             | against, there are locks that are sufficiently secure that
             | picking or other "low-impact" defeat attempts are
             | considered pretty much pointless. Abloy protec2 comes to
             | mind.
        
               | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
               | >Nothing is secure against an oxyacetylene torch.
               | 
               | I want to build a front door with reactive-explosive
               | armor. The team might get through the door, but not the
               | guy with the cutting torch.
        
               | htrp wrote:
               | pretty sure trophy systems are generally not legal in any
               | jurisdiction
        
               | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
               | If there's a guy trying to go through my door with a
               | cutting torch, "legal" is way, way over at that point.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | > Nothing is secure against an oxyacetylene torch.
               | 
               | Can't be stuck if it's runny.
        
               | dardeaup wrote:
               | Yep! Or a plasma torch!
               | 
               | Many locks fail quickly with just an angle grinder and a
               | cut-off wheel. (as you can see on Storage Wars)
        
               | samplatt wrote:
               | Doesn't even need to go as far as using power tools.
               | 
               | Every lock I've been unable to pick (usually due to the
               | fact that it's a pile of rust) has been susceptible to
               | bolt-cutters. Big lock? Bigger cutters. Still cheaper
               | than an angle-grinder.
        
               | lytfyre wrote:
               | The Canadian Mint in Ottawa has a rather impressive large
               | gold bar on display in the gift shop for people to lift
               | and take photos with. It's not in a case or anything.
               | It's chained down with a Protec padlock - and there's a
               | cop a few feet away to deal with you trying something un-
               | subtle.
               | 
               | I think it's a pretty good endorsement for Abloy.
        
               | klardotsh wrote:
               | To me that sounds more like a good endorsement for having
               | a guy legally authorized to use force against you
               | standing guard. Any old padlock is probably safe when a
               | uniformed agent of the state with weapons of varying
               | lethality is standing next to it.
        
               | foobarian wrote:
               | Hopefully it's a well paid guy, or I wouldn't be
               | surprised if they helped the bar disappear for how much
               | gold that is.
        
               | achr2 wrote:
               | I had an Abloy Protec2 malfunction while locked (PSA
               | don't use them for key-only sashlocks) and the locksmith
               | drilled it out in ~10 seconds. That is the last time I
               | spend that kind of money on a lock!
        
               | tetha wrote:
               | You don't even have to go that far. Firefighters have
               | core pulling kits that take care of 90% of all locks in 2
               | minutes tops. And for most other locks, the thing holding
               | the lock tends to be less of an issue than the lock.
        
               | emmelaich wrote:
               | Add metal for extra fun:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_lance
        
               | Larrikin wrote:
               | If you want to reply, check this accounts post history
               | and decide if you think it worth it.
        
               | Tuna-Fish wrote:
               | Huh?
        
             | CobrastanJorji wrote:
             | It depends on what "secure" means. Any lock can be
             | destroyed with tools. Most locks can be broken with a big
             | pair of bolt cutters, a drill, or, failing that, melting.
             | 
             | If secure means "without leaving evidence of tampering,"
             | things get a lot more interesting, but that has narrow
             | practical use cases outside of stuff like espionage. Once
             | you're in this space, we can start talking about how
             | difficult something can be without specialized tools. But
             | now we're leaving "I am protecting my stuff" territory and
             | entering "this is just a sport and we're agreeing on a
             | ruleset" territory.
             | 
             | There are a couple of lock designs out there that I don't
             | think anybody's successfully ever picked. The ones that
             | first come to mind are a couple of the "smart" electronic
             | locks. Many of those are junk, but a few are very well
             | thought out.
        
             | kube-system wrote:
             | Security is a practice, not a destination.
        
             | quickthrowman wrote:
             | Assa Abloy's Cliq (electromechanical) keys aren't able to
             | be picked as far as I know (I could definitely be wrong!),
             | the local international airport uses them to secure doors.
             | The keys aren't cheap, we have to put up a several hundred
             | dollar deposit when checking them out from airport security
             | for projects. These sorts of locks are useful in places
             | with 24-hour operations or in public spaces that lead to
             | private spaces, an unpickable lock falls to a drill pretty
             | quickly if that's an option.
             | 
             | Virtually any lock can be destroyed with tools and most
             | doors/walls can be busted through with enough effort and
             | equipment. I think the airport police would notice that,
             | though ;)
        
             | loodish wrote:
             | Folks that really care about security go for tamper
             | evidence.
             | 
             | For example you can get a filing cabinet which has a lock
             | and a counter that ticks every time it is opened. You pair
             | it with a clipboard where you note the counter count, why
             | you opened it and sign.
             | 
             | It can be picked, that can't be avoided. But the act of
             | opening it creates a trail which can be detected. Adding a
             | false clipboard entry is detected by subsequent users,
             | there typically aren't many people with access.
             | 
             | Determining that you have a breach allows it to be
             | investigated, mitigated. The lock is an important part of
             | that, but it isn't perfectly secure so you manage that
             | flaw.
             | 
             | Of course filing cabinets are getting rare and replaced by
             | digital document stores, with their own auditing and
             | issues.
        
             | beAbU wrote:
             | At some point something else becomes the weak link, so a
             | truly unpickable 100% secure lock is a meaningless concept.
        
           | tshaddox wrote:
           | No one would be surprised if you showed that you could cut a
           | hole in pretty much any normal door given the right cutting
           | tool. Yet people seem to act surprised and betrayed to learn
           | that a normal lock can be picked or broken given the right
           | tool.
        
             | henry2023 wrote:
             | In this case, the right tool is an empty can and scissors
        
             | mananaysiempre wrote:
             | > No one would be surprised if you showed that you could
             | cut a hole in pretty much any normal door
             | 
             | The definition of "normal" varies by region. In European
             | cities, it means a pretty heavy door of multiple layers of
             | steel (and pretty unpleasant stuff in the middle) that
             | would probably take 15 minutes of deafeningly loud cutting
             | with a circular saw. I understand the standard for US
             | suburbs is much lower (as it might as well be, given
             | windows exist and the walls aren't all that sturdy either).
        
               | jacobr1 wrote:
               | Right - the quality of your locks matter a lot less if
               | your average 5-year-old tee-baller can through brick
               | through the wind and climb in. One always needs to
               | consider their threat model when considering what
               | security to invest in getting.
        
               | healsdata wrote:
               | Bang on. LPL himself uses a slightly modified Kwikset
               | lock. The modification seizes the lock if someone tries
               | to pick it. I'm the video, he says it isn't to stop all
               | break-ins, but to stop non-destructive break-ins.
        
               | mananaysiempre wrote:
               | So a tamper-evident system not a (particularly) tamper-
               | resistant one.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | A very long time ago I worked in an office building that
               | had several suites of offices. One of them was a
               | biotechnics company that did things like genetic analysis
               | of farmed fish for selective breeding, massively
               | commercially sensitive stuff. They had a "secure document
               | store" built within their suite, with a thick door made
               | of 19mm ply layers either side of a 6mm steel plate,
               | welded to a full-length hinge, which was in turn welded
               | to a 25mm steel tubing frame, with big long brackets
               | bolted into the brick work of the exterior wall on one
               | side and a steel beam on the other. One key in the
               | possession of the CIO, one in the possession of the CEO.
               | CEO was at a fish farm in Norway. CIO was in the office,
               | getting paperwork out of the safe in the secure room, got
               | a phone call, stepped out of the room to get a better
               | signal, slam <CLICK> <KACHUNK> as six spring-loaded bolts
               | about as thick as your thumb pegged the door shut.
               | 
               | Rude words.
               | 
               | Can't get a locksmith that can pick that particular
               | Ingersoll lock. Can't get a replacement key because the
               | certificate is in the room, and you'd have to drive down
               | to England to get it. Can't jemmy the door open, it's too
               | strong.
               | 
               | Wait.
               | 
               | There's a guy who parks an old Citroen in the car park, I
               | bet he has tools, doesn't he work for that video company
               | downstairs? Let's ask him.
               | 
               | So yeah it took about ten seconds to get in to the secure
               | room. I cut a hatch through the plasterboard with a
               | Stanley knife, recovered the keys, taped the plasterboard
               | back in place, and - the time-consuming bit - positioned
               | their office fridge so no-one could see it.
               | 
               | A swift appointment with an interior decorator was made
               | by a certain C-level exec, and a day or two later there
               | was a cooler with about 25kg of assorted kinds of salmon
               | and a bottle of whisky left in my edit suite.
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Hah, I love this sort of story. Recently I was on site
               | and we needed some electrical as-built drawings. They'd
               | been stashed in a tool box, which was locked (and pretty
               | well designed to protect the padlock from bolt cutters /
               | angle grinders). Unfortunately one of the guys had taken
               | the key with him and it was now a two hour plane flight
               | away. They already tried and failed to cut the lock, and
               | were getting an angle grinder to just cut in through the
               | lid (it was ~3mm steel sheet, so hardly impenetrable, but
               | destroying the toolbox would not have been ideal) when I
               | pulled the pin out of the hinge and recovered the
               | drawings that way.
               | 
               | Turns out watching Pirates of the Caribbean wasn't a
               | waste of time after all. ;)
        
               | debo_ wrote:
               | If you hadn't been there to fish them out of the
               | situation, they would have been boned to a scale they
               | weren't prepared to deal with. You deserved the reward
               | for getting them off the hook.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | drum_sting.wav
        
               | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
               | To think I usually gotta go on reddit to fish for puns.
        
               | andrensairr wrote:
               | I know it's OT but I wanna know what your old Citroen
               | was. My first car was an S1 BX. Plasticky 80s goodness. I
               | know it's not everybody's idea of a classic (at least in
               | Australia where Citroens aren't particularly common) but
               | I loved it.
        
               | rkomorn wrote:
               | Not OP but my dad drove a CX for a while, but the real
               | treat was our friend's DS.
        
               | foobarian wrote:
               | Our uncle had a CX when we were kids. When he would visit
               | we loved waiting in the driveway for him to start it so
               | we can watch the air suspension engage and lift the car a
               | good foot up.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | Hydropneumatic suspension :-) There's a hydraulic pump
               | about the size of a coffee cup driven off the end of the
               | camshaft, which provides power to the suspension, braking
               | system, and steering.
               | 
               | The suspension has no springs or shock absorbers -
               | there's a "sphere" screwed into the end of each
               | suspension cylinder with a bubble of nitrogen trapped by
               | a rubber sheet that acts as a spring, and a set of
               | spring-loaded valves kind of like the ones in a shock
               | absorber piston to set the damping rate.
               | 
               | For the brakes, the hydraulic pump fed the ABS block
               | through a shuttle valve under the pedal. When you press
               | the pedal it does not move! Or, hardly at all. I takes a
               | little getting used to and the brakes feel really harsh
               | until you realise you don't need to welly it down hard -
               | just gently touch it. The back brakes use pressure from
               | the rear suspension, so they're more effective the
               | heavier the car is.
               | 
               | The steering is amazing. When the engine is running the
               | road wheels and steering wheel are not really connected.
               | There's a linkage through a shuttle valve and when you
               | turn the steering wheel it acts as a servo, with the
               | wheels being moved entirely by hydraulic pressure. The
               | Danfoss valves in normal power steering systems work a
               | bit like this but they use a bendy spring, and the
               | hydraulics only "help".
               | 
               | To make it respond properly at speed there was a heart-
               | shaped cam in the steering box, with a sprung piston
               | pushed into it by hydraulic pressure from a speed
               | governor on the gearbox. The faster you go, the more
               | pressure on the piston, and the harder the spring presses
               | a roller into the cam. At idle with the car stationary
               | you can move the steering wheel and it'll spring back to
               | the middle by itself, and at 70mph you can barely move
               | the steering wheel at all.
               | 
               | It's really sensitive and the first time you drive one
               | you find yourself zig-zagging down the road until you get
               | used to just leaving your fingertips on the rim of the
               | wheel and basically just touching the side you want it to
               | turn to.
               | 
               | They're not terribly fast but you can gobble up the miles
               | surprisingly quickly, and I've never driven anything
               | where you arrived so relaxed.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | At the time I had a 1989 XM 2.0, but at various times
               | I've had a couple of CXes, several XMs, a couple of GSAs,
               | a BX briefly, and an AX GT.
               | 
               | One of the XMs was the 3-litre 24-valve one which would
               | sit comfortably at twice the legal limit, with the only
               | real difference being the stereo had to be a couple of
               | notches louder and the trees and road signs came up twice
               | as fast. Oh, and the trip computer showed an astounding
               | 8MPG - you wouldn't be doing 147mph for long because
               | you've got less than an hour of fuel in the tank at that
               | speed.
               | 
               | The AX GT was the carby one, basically their 950cc
               | hatchback with the 1.4 out of a BX dropped in and a lumpy
               | cam and twin-choke 2x32mm Weber carb. It was a little
               | pocket-size tin of hooliganism.
               | 
               | The CXes were probably the most refined of the lot. Look
               | up DIRAVI steering - fully powered, no mechanical
               | connection between the steering wheel and road wheels
               | when it's working normally.
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | > They had a "secure document store" built within their
               | suite, with a thick door made of 19mm ply layers either
               | side of a 6mm steel plate, welded to a full-length hinge,
               | which was in turn welded to a 25mm steel tubing frame,
               | with big long brackets bolted into the brick work of the
               | exterior wall on one side and a steel beam on the other.
               | 
               | Wow, that sounds like a pretty secure entry! I wonder how
               | they secured the walls, that's a lot of steel plate,
               | enough to require structural reinforc--
               | 
               | > So yeah it took about ten seconds to get in to the
               | secure room. I cut a hatch through the plasterboard with
               | a Stanley knife, recovered the keys, taped the
               | plasterboard back in place, and - the time-consuming bit
               | - positioned their office fridge so no-one could see it.
               | 
               | Haha, that was my guess. This is like constructing a safe
               | with a super heavy reinforced steel door on the front and
               | construction paper on the sides and top! He could've
               | kicked his way through 5/8" (prolly 16mm to you lot)
               | drywall ;) Your solution was a lot cleaner and you earned
               | that tasty reward!
        
               | myself248 wrote:
               | Ahh, the classic Kool-Aid Man attack.
        
             | MattSayar wrote:
             | It's like we forget rocks can easily go through windows.
        
               | jopsen wrote:
               | And if you try to put bars in the window; you'll have a
               | really bad day if your house catches fire!
               | 
               | Same with a moad full of piranhas, it's not fun to fall
               | in by accident :)
               | 
               | Best and cheapest option is a dog, or simply giving up.
        
               | bigiain wrote:
               | Best and cheapest option is a dog, decent insurance, and
               | off site backups that regularly get restores tested.
               | 
               | And maybe a little bit of not getting too attached to
               | "stuff" - there's very little stuff that's truly
               | irreplaceable. I'd miss my first guitar if my house was
               | robbed and they took it or if my place burnt down. I'd
               | miss the HiFi gear I bought in 1988 and still use, and
               | maybe my modded espresso machine. But I'd get over that
               | loss and my sentimental attraction to those things just
               | fine, especially after I'd replaced then with my
               | insurance settlement.
        
               | cheema33 wrote:
               | Dog is not the cheapest option. The amount of work that
               | goes into taking care of a dog is quite substantial. I
               | know from experience. While many/most people do not mind
               | doing the work/expense, some of us prefer cats because
               | they are _a lot_ less work, among other reasons. I do
               | however admit that cats suck at scaring away intruders.
        
               | hunterpayne wrote:
               | A large dog is one of the few things that can actually
               | prevent most break-ins.
               | 
               | Story time: There was a serial killer in CA a few decades
               | ago. The police mentioned he doesn't attack homes with
               | dogs, next victim had a small dog. Next the police
               | mentioned he doesn't attack homes with medium or large
               | dogs, next victim had a 30lb dog. Next the police
               | mentioned he doesn't attack homes with large dogs. His
               | next victim didn't have a dog. If its 80+lbs, very few
               | people will mess with them and they will love you
               | forever.
        
               | sally_glance wrote:
               | Or "diversify", basically don't put all of your eggs in
               | one basket. Can be done at any scale too, from storing
               | backup copies of important documents at your parents
               | house to buying a few apartments in Indonesia.
        
               | beAbU wrote:
               | Most of the world don't construct their homes out of
               | flammable materials, so the risk of the entire place
               | going up in flames is quite low. In some places your home
               | is uninsurable if you dont have burglar bars on all
               | windows.
               | 
               | Regarding dogs: some organophosphate mixed into minced
               | meat and lobbed through your fence/gate/open window is an
               | instant and quiet way to get rid of a dog - personal
               | experience taught me this lesson.
        
               | marklubi wrote:
               | Bought my teenage son a couple lock picking kits, he's
               | picked almost every single lock we have in our house.
               | 
               | I then picked up a sizable rock, and told him I could get
               | into the house faster than he could. He didn't understand
               | for a few moments, but the lesson was learned.
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Reminds me of high school when people were buying
               | expensive locks for their lockers. These locks, no matter
               | how tough, all still locked onto a flimsy 1.5mm steel
               | hasp that you could bend with your fingers.
        
             | kstrauser wrote:
             | And that's fair and reasonable. Of course you can cut a
             | hole in a door. Everyone capable of forming thoughts on the
             | subject has seen someone use a saw at some point in their
             | life. However, locks greatly exaggerate their abilities, to
             | the point you can forgive someone for believing that they
             | actually mean them.
             | 
             | I just now went to masterlock.com, clicked HOME & PERSONAL
             | > View All Products, and picked the very first product[0].
             | It says:
             | 
             | > The 4-pin cylinder prevents picking and the dual locking
             | levers provide resistance against prying and hammering.
             | 
             | The very first thing it says is that it _prevents picking_.
             | To someone who isn 't familiar with LPL, and who doesn't
             | want to have someone pick their lock, this seems like a
             | great product. It prevents picking! And it must, because
             | otherwise it would be illegal to say that, right? But alas,
             | it does not, in fact, prevent picking.
             | 
             | Compare that to a random product page for a household front
             | door[1] that says "Steel security plate in the frame helps
             | to resist forced entry" and "Reinforced lock area provides
             | strength and security for door hardware", which indicates
             | that this might be a strong door, but doesn't claim that it
             | "prevents someone kicking it in". It _helps_ to resist
             | forced entry, but doesn 't say that it _prevents_ it.
             | 
             | [0]https://www.masterlock.com/products/product/130D
             | 
             | [1]https://www.homedepot.com/p/Masonite-36-in-x-80-in-
             | Premium-6...
        
               | BobbyTables2 wrote:
               | Very good points. Nobody can even legally claim Vitamin
               | XYZ prevents cancer/etc even if the lack of it causes
               | such.
               | 
               | Big Lock needs to be taken to task...
        
             | jeroenhd wrote:
             | The difference here is that cutting a hole in a door is a
             | destructive operation, like applying bolt cutters to a
             | padlock. Lockpicking just operates the lock as designed.
             | 
             | The analogy is probably closer to someone entering your
             | home by pushing the doorframe open so that the door opens
             | without unlocking the lock, or that many automatic doors
             | can be opened by spraying some compressed air through a
             | thin sliver, triggering the internal door sensors. Both are
             | feasible in practice, leave little evidence behind if done
             | well, and do actually surprise a lot of people.
        
         | koolba wrote:
         | > It's quite entertaining to see how little security you
         | actually get from most locks.
         | 
         | Physical locks are for honest people. They signify that
         | something is not meant to be accessed and at best slow down
         | someone actively trying to access the other side of the lock.
        
           | amarant wrote:
           | They're also effective against incompetent thieves.
           | Anecdotally that's a pretty high percentage of thieves you'll
           | ward off that way.
        
             | svachalek wrote:
             | Exactly. There's a lot of strongly worded stuff in here
             | about how easy locks are to defeat, but that's only against
             | someone who's practiced the art, which is a very small
             | percentage of the population. And in my experience they're
             | mostly honest people interested in the technical challenge,
             | rather than criminal exploitation. A typical modern lock is
             | going to massively slow down or outright stop nearly
             | everyone who comes up against it.
        
               | jopsen wrote:
               | Yeah, moar burglars aren't the kind who spend 10000 hours
               | honing their skills.
               | 
               | People with that kind of dedication can often find
               | gainful employment :)
        
           | mrweasel wrote:
           | I recall either "The lock picking lawyer" or McNally explains
           | that only in 3% of cases are locks picked during a burglary.
           | In all other cases windows or doors are simply forced open.
           | So at best locks are meant to prevent of crimes of
           | opportunities.
        
             | BolexNOLA wrote:
             | Yeah my understanding of burgling is it's all about speed.
             | One of the best deterrents you can have is I think called
             | "laminate glass,"that doesn't shatter into a bunch of
             | pieces when it's hit. It has a tendency to hold together so
             | they have to spend precious seconds knocking out more of it
             | which almost always makes them run away rather than risk
             | it.
             | 
             | If I can go out on a limb here, I also think I recall that
             | they have very specific things they look for. For instance
             | they will often run straight for the master bedroom and
             | start pulling out drawers/checking closets because people
             | tend to keep jewelry in there. They want small items.
             | 
             | Anything that slows them down tends to deter them even if
             | they make an initial attempt
        
               | eurleif wrote:
               | Impact glass is one option. Another option is to have
               | security film installed on your existing windows:
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_APQ3CzQno
        
               | BolexNOLA wrote:
               | Security film! That's the one I was trying to find it
               | first but then I found laminate glass and assumed I was
               | mistaken.
        
             | ErroneousBosh wrote:
             | You know those super secure double-glazed front doors, with
             | the kind of hook things that engage when you push the
             | handle up?
             | 
             | You can spudger one of the glass units out and back in from
             | the outside, without leaving a mark.
             | 
             | They look better than they are.
        
               | georgefrowny wrote:
               | Most uPVC windows and doors should have the beads on the
               | inside and a solid profile on the outside.
               | 
               | I have heard of someone cutting through all the plastic
               | and pulling the glass out that way, though.
               | 
               | Both rather more obvious that surreptitiously jiggling
               | the obscenely crappy Eurocylinder that the door came
               | with.
        
             | fc417fc802 wrote:
             | > at best locks are meant to prevent of crimes of
             | opportunities
             | 
             | A lock forces the thief to either spend time defeating it
             | or physically break something. Even if it doesn't slow him
             | down it should hopefully make it visibly obvious that he's
             | doing something illicit.
        
               | drew870mitchell wrote:
               | IIRC there's a legal distinction between mere
               | unauthorized entry and unauthorized entry that involves
               | circumventing any kind of lock
        
             | paradox460 wrote:
             | This is why the complaint about smart locks being hacked is
             | so utterly ridiculous to me. A thief isn't going to hack
             | your lock, they're going to bash a window in
        
               | TylerE wrote:
               | Smart locks potentially give access to things that
               | windows don't, like upper floor apartments.
        
               | upboundspiral wrote:
               | Even if I can unlock a hypothetical 90% of physical
               | locks, I still need to go in person to every house that
               | has one. On the other hand, if I crack one smart lock I
               | now have remote access to every home that has one, and I
               | can operate on all of them simultaneously. Anything
               | internet-connected makes doing damaging things at scale
               | much easier.
        
             | linsomniac wrote:
             | One day I came into the office and noticed that one of our
             | neighbors doors had a triangular hole cut into it near the
             | door handle. It was a solid core door on an interior
             | hallway. One of our cameras picked up the sound, someone
             | brought a chainsaw and in about 30 seconds cut a hole in
             | the door so they could reach through and open it from the
             | inside. They took the safe, but I was told the safe was
             | empty.
             | 
             | Oddly, this is a case where they would have had plenty of
             | time to pick the lock as well, and it would have been much
             | quieter.
        
           | FridayoLeary wrote:
           | Don't know why you are being downvoted because it's true.
           | Lots of people wouldn't try to break past a lock but if you
           | leave a door open many people would fall for the temptation.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | It requires a fair amount of skill to pick a lock quickly.
           | Someone capable could probably make more money doing
           | something legit.
        
             | georgefrowny wrote:
             | Having heard of a typical locksmith's rates, if you can
             | pick locks well then you really, really do not need to
             | resort to burglary.
        
             | sgerenser wrote:
             | Yeah, like running a Youtube channel on lock picking.
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Or like being a lawyer?
        
               | rererereferred wrote:
               | Or both :)
        
             | pbhjpbhj wrote:
             | Depends, do you count wave-raking as picking? I bought a
             | cheap lock-picking set, takes me about 5 minutes to get
             | their basic perspex lock open. "Masterlock", wave rake
             | opens it in a few seconds -- even my then 10yo could open
             | it in <30s.
        
           | dgacmu wrote:
           | I think that it's more useful to think of all defenses
           | against physical intrusion as increasing the cost of
           | intrusion in some way, be that time, skill, risk of being
           | caught, access to specialized devices, etc.
           | 
           | Most "normal" locks don't increase the cost too much but they
           | do raise it - perhaps enough for a thief to pick another
           | target, or perhaps enough for the thief to choose another
           | method of entry such as kicking in the door (which itself
           | comes with additional risk of detection).
        
             | LogicHound wrote:
             | Exactly it is about layers. It is the same with computer
             | security. Is my network "unhackable" no. But I've put up
             | enough layers of basic security that script kiddies and the
             | like won't be able to get in.
        
           | LogicHound wrote:
           | Security is about layers. If I have a basic lock, all I want
           | to do is stop an opportunist.
           | 
           | I have a vehicle that is extremely simple to steal (you can
           | unlock everything with a screwdriver), to protect it I use
           | both a pedal lock, a secret second key and a steering wheel
           | lock.
           | 
           | Will it defeat a determined thief or a team of thieves? No
           | way. However it will put off most opportunists and slow down
           | a more experienced thief enough that they may choose another
           | target.
        
             | taneq wrote:
             | Apparently these days it's sufficient car security simply
             | to have a manual transmission. :D
        
               | LogicHound wrote:
               | I live in the UK. Almost anyone that can drive a vehicle
               | knows how to change gears.
        
           | sct202 wrote:
           | And even still, whenever I or a friend has hired a locksmith,
           | they try for 5-10 minutes with no success and drill thru the
           | lock destroying it.
        
             | bluGill wrote:
             | That is to make it look like the job is hard
        
               | RandomBacon wrote:
               | Or to sell you an overpriced lock they conveniently have
               | for sale and in stock in their vehicle.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | > overpriced lock they conveniently have for sale and in
               | stock in their vehicle
               | 
               | I object to the word overpriced in this context. It costs
               | a lot of money to keep locks, tools, and other spare
               | parts in a vehicle (including the cost of the vehicle).
               | If you need a lock now and they have one it should cost a
               | lot more than if you need a lock in 6 months and can wait
               | for the factory to get around to making it. When you call
               | their locks overpriced you are failing to understand the
               | costs and value of having a part on hand.
        
         | jihadjihad wrote:
         | LPL is a crown jewel of YouTube. His April Fools' Day videos
         | are hilarious, too, like the one where he gets into his wife's
         | beaver [0] (SFW).
         | 
         | 0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRozAbaKs9M
        
           | bouke wrote:
           | The Dutch translation is NSFW though as it translates
           | "beaver" as suggested.
        
             | slumberlust wrote:
             | Does the Dutch word for beaver also act as a euphemism for
             | the body part in Dutch?
        
               | jachee wrote:
               | More explicitly so. The Dutch go rodent where Americans
               | go feline.
        
               | bouke wrote:
               | ~No it sadly doesn't, so the double meaning will be lost
               | in translation. If the lock depicted a pussy it would've
               | worked though.~
               | 
               | After going over https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seksuele_v
               | olkstaal_en_eufemism... it seems that "bever" is
               | apparently also used as euphemism. As is "floppy drive"
               | TIL!
        
         | ErroneousBosh wrote:
         | > he routinely destroys bogus claims of various companies
         | within seconds
         | 
         | I watched his video on high-security shipping container locks.
         | Jeez, two minutes long? They must be tough!
         | 
         | No, it was two minutes long because he bypassed ten of them,
         | one after the other.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | That's McNally rather than LPL.
        
             | LoganDark wrote:
             | You are using a Master Lock model 606. It can be opened
             | with a Master Lock model 606.
        
           | xnzakg wrote:
           | This one? https://youtu.be/_goIYP3FfO8
        
           | QuercusMax wrote:
           | My impression of most locks now is that they're really just
           | to stop something from being casually broken into or even
           | just falling open by accident.
        
             | rolph wrote:
             | you are adjacent to the concept that locks are an honest
             | persons way of communicating to other honest people that an
             | invitation is required.
        
             | bravoetch wrote:
             | My dad's wisdom as he cut my bike lock off when I lost the
             | key in middle school: "locks keep honest people out."
        
               | MarsIronPI wrote:
               | Your dad sounds like a very wise man.
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | I have a friend who says "gun control keeps law-abiding
               | people unarmed."
        
               | smt88 wrote:
               | Your friend should look at almost any other Western,
               | developed nation for counterexamples
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | Gun control gives cause for arresting any law breaking
               | people. See how such parables go both ways?
               | 
               | Point is, gun control has led to a reduction in gun crime
               | in every country I know of. Thats hard evidence against
               | your qippy one-liner.
        
               | db48x wrote:
               | Crime had already been falling consistently for several
               | hundred years throughout Europe when the first gun-
               | licensing and gun-control laws were being passed in the
               | Wiemar Republic. You don't need control over weapons to
               | reduce crime, you just reduce crime.
               | 
               | Incidentally, a few years later a certain political party
               | got their candidate elected Chancellor. He more or less
               | immediately ordered the police to use the gun-licensing
               | records to identify Jews who owned guns and had them
               | arrested. It's actually pretty hilarious, in a very dark
               | way, to read some of the arrest reports. When Jews were
               | ordered to surrender their weapons to the police, many of
               | them brought the weapons to a police station as
               | instructed. They politely stood in line while the officer
               | at the desk wrote out arrest warrants for them one after
               | the other. The crime? Carrying an unlicensed weapon. The
               | location? The police station in such-and-such precinct.
               | The witness? The officer at the desk. The prisoner?
               | Turned over to the SS.
        
               | ErroneousBosh wrote:
               | People who think it's a good idea to walk around with
               | weapons should be arrested.
        
               | johnisgood wrote:
               | Yeah, but criminals do not care, law-abiding citizens
               | do... so who ends up being the victim in such scenarios?
               | Typically the law-abiding citizen.
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | Not in any civilised country. Criminals do have guns in
               | my country but firearm use is incredibly rare and use is
               | restricted to crim V cop and crim v crim because police
               | response and enforcement are so harsh for gun crime it
               | isnt worth it unless it quite literally becomes life or
               | death.
               | 
               | So then non criminals, while not armed with guns, face no
               | real gun violence because even getting access to guns
               | requires critical thinking and intelligence at least
               | sufficient to understand risk vs reward well enough to
               | understand civilian pop isn't a reasonable use case for
               | firearms. Any firearm related incident here is a multi
               | week news item. Stuff thats everyday in the USA and
               | doesnt even make local news.
               | 
               | So, our cops and our criminals are armed, and i can trust
               | my kids wont get shot up in school, i wont get shot in a
               | store robbery, or by a disgruntled coworker etc.
               | 
               | You dont quite understand how bad it is I think, USA
               | americans who move here have an adjustment period and
               | usually need mental health support coping with leaving a
               | country where getting shot in a road rage incident, for
               | example, is a real risk. I had a colleague driving break
               | down after cutting someone off accidentally, the cut off
               | swerved ahead of us aggressivly stopped traffic got out
               | and started shouting. Eventually wore themsleves out, as
               | they do, got vack in car and kept driving. Didnt stress
               | me too bad but my coworker driving totally shut down.
               | Why? A year earlier a coworker in the USA did something
               | similar and the person with road rage got out and started
               | shooting at their car.
               | 
               | That's not normal. Not even close.
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | > police response and enforcement are so harsh for gun
               | crime it isnt worth it
               | 
               | That's the key right there. USA enforcement is far less
               | than what it needs to be, especially in (dare I say it)
               | Democrat-controlled local districts.
               | 
               | The number of soft-on-crime DAs elected has increased
               | significantly in the last 30 years, and the fraction of
               | violent crime cases that are left unsolved has also
               | increased significantly.
               | 
               | It's gotten so bad that a lot of conspiracy theories are
               | circulating, like "Davos people want to destabilize the
               | US, so George Soros is donating millions through his Open
               | Foundation to soft-on-crime DA local election campaigns."
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | USA has no gun control and has just had a similar
               | political upheaval, with zero armed resistence.
               | 
               | lets not pretend.
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | > Gun control gives cause for arresting people who are
               | armed
               | 
               | FTFY
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | Yup. I think that is a neat and internally consistent
               | statement that doesnt omit facts. One can do with that
               | statement what one wants, but if carrying arms becomes
               | extremely risky, if using arms carries an burden akin to
               | dying, you can bet that criminals who are quite good at
               | weighing risk v reward will not be running amok.
        
               | president_zippy wrote:
               | I like my 2nd, 4th, and 5th amendment rights.
               | 
               | I don't want to live in a world where cops can stop
               | people for speeding and use it as probable cause to
               | search my car.
               | 
               | I also don't want to live in an environment where when
               | I'm seconds away from danger, my only protection is
               | minutes away.
               | 
               |  _Warren v. DC_ also clearly established that police
               | departments cannot be held civilly liable for even gross
               | negligence of duty.
               | 
               | "You can all go to hell. I'm going to Texas."
               | 
               | -Davy Crockett
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | With guns being uncontrolled police have plausible
               | deniability on demand to gun down anyone they like. No
               | free unrestricted gun access means gunning down people as
               | they please isnt justifiable anymore.
               | 
               | so if its about safety, in a country actively descended
               | into facism, aren't you worried about freedom of
               | political expression given you can just be gunned down at
               | a moments notice and it gets brushed away?
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | > Point is, gun control has led to a reduction in gun
               | crime in every country I know of. Thats hard evidence
               | against your qippy one-liner.
               | 
               | That's a tautology - of course it did. The real questions
               | are - what percentage of violent crimes were committed
               | with guns after after gun control, how much did overall
               | violent crime decrease after gun control, and to what
               | extent was gun control provably responsible for the
               | reduction of violent crime (when statistically
               | controlling for other factors that reduce violent crime)?
               | 
               | The overall slope of the violent crime curve has been
               | negative, but the value may have been _more_ negative if
               | it were not for gun control.
               | 
               | Also, I think history will bear this out in the coming
               | centuries -- totalitarianism and terrorism can flourish
               | far better when citizens are unarmed.
        
               | Grimblewald wrote:
               | Youre missing an important detail - how many deaths /
               | maimings per violent offense. If violent offences dont
               | drop but those do, worth no? How about school shooters -
               | will people no longer crash out and attack their
               | classmates? No. We havent solved the underlying issue,
               | however, such a crashout sans guns seems siginificantly
               | more preferable to me.
               | 
               | besides, the usa has proven that freedom to access guns
               | doesnt protect you from dictatorships / authoritarian
               | governments. That was the main stated constitutional
               | reason for having that right.
               | 
               | So the USA hasn't seen any benefits from free gun access
               | ans has lost uncountbaly many lives to death and trauma.
               | How is it still justified?
        
               | tenuousemphasis wrote:
               | I assume your friend never bothers to lock their door?
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | Locking doors makes legal follow-up easier: "The deceased
               | - do you know if he broke and entered?" "Yes, your honor.
               | I always lock my doors at night. Exhibit A is a video of
               | him busting the door down after trying the doorknob."
        
               | president_zippy wrote:
               | Your friend sounds like a good guy. Hopefully you're with
               | him when you're out in public, and some sicko goes postal
               | or some bum with a drug addiction starts waving a knife
               | at you.
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | I definitely feel safer when I'm around him :)
               | 
               | He has very carefully rehearsed a lot of situations in
               | his mind, and I'm confident he would only draw his weapon
               | when actual lives are in imminent danger (like an active
               | armed assailant situation).
        
               | president_zippy wrote:
               | I used to be a competitive marksman through JROTC, and
               | the FUD around firearms is so overblown compared to the
               | fear most people should have while driving their car or
               | doing certain jobs.
               | 
               | A chem lab staffed only by trained professionals is still
               | a lot more dangerous than an indoor range in a red state.
               | A firearm in Cletus' hands is a lot safer than a beaker
               | of sulfuric acid in anybody's hands, let alone piranha
               | solution.
               | 
               | And all of that is nothing compared to the danger of
               | being on a road with other cars, many of which are
               | operated by people who simply do not give a f***.
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | 100% agree. But - firearms (combined with training and
               | skill) carry far more risk asymmetry compared to cars,
               | sulfuric acid beakers, or even explosives. I think that's
               | why there's more fear around letting people carry them.
               | The potential damage to personal risk ratio is higher
               | with firearms.
               | 
               | But the root public policy problem is the same no matter
               | what the weapon is: violent criminals will harm people,
               | others generally won't. So the most effective policies
               | have to lean heavily on good police and DA behavior, to
               | make sure violent criminals aren't able to keep harming
               | people. Going after the weapons criminals use is
               | effectively a red herring if known violent criminals are
               | still generally at large. Any policy intended to reduce
               | violent crime will fail insofar as cases continue to go
               | unsolved, and police, DAs, and courts don't enforce the
               | law when the identities of violent criminals are known.
        
               | adonese wrote:
               | That's a really well put. We are expecting a son soon and
               | as I was reading this read and your comment, I couldn't
               | help but asking myself will I ever say anything that my
               | son will remember for years. And how can I be prepared.
        
             | pdonis wrote:
             | Or to make it clear that if someone _does_ break the lock,
             | they didn 't have your permission to get at whatever it was
             | protecting.
        
               | taneq wrote:
               | Yep, it's like those security screws, they're not used to
               | stop you opening the box, they're used to prove that you
               | knew you shouldn't be opening the box.
        
               | db48x wrote:
               | Most of the time they're just there to make you _think_
               | that you shouldn't be opening the box. In the US the
               | Magnusen-Moss Warranty Act of 1977 explicitly prohibits
               | companies from voiding any warranty merely because the
               | owner opened up the device, repaired it, or had it
               | repaired.
        
             | MarkMarine wrote:
             | I've watched LPL videos and practiced on regular locks, I
             | can pick something that is about 10$ or less, but these
             | expensive locks with good tolerances (Abus) or disc
             | detainer cores (kryptonite locks,) no amount of practice
             | and fiddling with the correct tools has ever opened one of
             | these. I lack the skill or touch.
             | 
             | I can hold a 18v grinder with a cutoff wheel just fine
             | though, I lost the keys to one of those kryptonite locks on
             | my bike and I was riding my bike again 30 seconds later.
        
           | plumeria wrote:
           | Can he pick an Assa Abloy lock though?
        
             | Intermernet wrote:
             | Many, often, quickly.
        
         | JCM9 wrote:
         | Great channel, and yes the ineffectiveness of nearly all
         | commercially available locks is depressing. At best it would
         | briefly slow down a skilled picker.
        
         | legitster wrote:
         | > It's quite entertaining to see how little security you
         | actually get from most locks.
         | 
         | Yeah, one of my conclusions after years of watching LPL is
         | ironically to start buying cheaper locks.
         | 
         | The difference between a $3 and a $300 lock is just about a
         | minute of time for an experienced lockpick. No lock is capable
         | of dissuading a determined thief, but any lock is equally
         | capable of dissuading a lazy one.
        
           | jaggederest wrote:
           | The best policy is to have a lock that is resistant to
           | cutting and destruction, with a trivial key. Nobody tries to
           | pick a lock, and if they do, they're winning. Most or all
           | breakins happen through brute force not technical
           | sophistication, so a decent chunk of metal is a fine
           | adaptation.
        
             | dfltr wrote:
             | Good old "sketch-resistant materials". If a tweaker can't
             | get through your lock/chain before the cops (might) show
             | up, you're probably fine.
             | 
             | When all else fails, drummers are the best security anyway:
             | https://loudwire.com/sleeping-drummer-stops-band-trailer-
             | the...
        
             | briHass wrote:
             | About the only thing I've seen that qualifies is the no-
             | car, metal gates to walking/camping trails in State Parks
             | (PA, anyway.) The key-lock is surrounded by a 1/2" steel
             | can, with only the bottom open and some distance to the
             | lock itself. Attempting to pick that would mean being
             | upside down 2 feet off the ground. The steel shroud would
             | thwart a casual angle-grinder for long enough not to
             | bother.
             | 
             | Most other security for locks I've seen could be defeated
             | with 60 seconds and a 3" cutoff tool that fits in a pocket.
        
           | kraussvonespy wrote:
           | Yep. The low hanging fruit principle in action. You can't
           | make anything completely secure so you put up more obstacles
           | than your neighbor so the attackers go visit the neighbor
           | instead.
           | 
           | Or in the case of targets with no neighbors like missile
           | bases, you know approximately how long it might take an
           | attacker to succeed, then put big guys with guns within that
           | distance measured by time.
        
             | themafia wrote:
             | Unless you're a retail jewelry store. Then you are
             | absolutely the main target in your area.
        
           | magicalhippo wrote:
           | I came to the same conclusion with my bike. What's the point
           | of an expensive and heavy chain lock, when the thief will
           | break or bypass it anyway.
           | 
           | So I just fot a cheap wire combination lock, just so you
           | can't just jump in the bike and ride away.
        
             | drdo wrote:
             | It's completely different to snip a cheap wire lock or even
             | just pull hard on it and have the lock break versus pulling
             | out the angle grinder and making a huge racket for a
             | minute.
        
             | jwr wrote:
             | Oh, this is where I disagree. A wire can be quietly and
             | discreetly cut with wire cutters in seconds. This is no
             | protection at all. It's just inconvenience for you.
             | 
             | What I've been using for years is a heavy chain with a lock
             | (disc-detainer style). The chain weighs around 3.5kg. You
             | can of course cut it with an angle grinder, but have you
             | ever tried cutting a chain with an angle grinder without a
             | vise? The chain slips away and it's really difficult to
             | hold it in place for the cutting, which would take more
             | than a minute.
             | 
             | All those Kryptonite-style U-locks have the disadvantage of
             | being easily fixed in place for the cutting. They are also
             | useless for attaching your bike to large trees, street
             | lights, etc.
             | 
             | Remember that if a bear is chasing you, you don't have to
             | outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your friends. If
             | there are 4 bikes and my bike is the most difficult to
             | steal, I'm fine.
        
           | themafia wrote:
           | I use the locks my insurance company recommends. That's who
           | it's there for anyways.
           | 
           | The other side is "career" thieves will know how to pop-can
           | shim a lock but most of them are not going to use or break
           | out a set of picks. One main reason it's an additional felony
           | charge if you get caught using them. So a _slightly_ better
           | lock is sometimes warranted for outdoor applications.
           | 
           | The final piece is they'll just steal a car and then drive
           | that car through your shop front to get what they want. Up
           | here in Northern California a gang pulled off the same heist
           | as the movie "Casino." They drove a van up to a wall and then
           | knocked out a small segment of the wall to gain entry.
        
           | mrheosuper wrote:
           | >The difference between a $3 and a $300 lock is just about a
           | minute of time for an experienced lockpick.
           | 
           | How about non-experienced lockpick? Or the one who gonna
           | brute force everything? I think there's value is expensive
           | lock (Assume you buy the high quality one, not the over-price
           | one)
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | I'm considering an angle grinder resistant lock for the
           | bicycle. They are not totally uncuttable but it means you
           | have to be stood there for a couple of minutes changing worn
           | cutting disks and the like. Quite expensive though.
        
         | userbinator wrote:
         | The fact that he is actually a lawyer probably helps greatly,
         | both in terms of what he can legally do, and as a deterrence to
         | others trying to sue.
        
           | mothballed wrote:
           | This also works on places like HN. I will often make an
           | argument in my normal, working class low educated redneck
           | hick sort of writing style. People will assume I have an
           | unsophisticated basis for my argument and are way more likely
           | to debate me on it. They like to attack an 'easy' target and
           | even better if they are culturally seen as different.
           | 
           | If I use my pretend upper well-to-do white guy rhetoric with
           | precise and deep vocabulary, I can make claims with a lower
           | likelihood someone will challenge it, even if they are
           | equally well backed.
        
       | tuetuopay wrote:
       | The most absurd thing is the original video response from the
       | company was good, and with a very compelling argument: their
       | customers never saw shimming in the field. Their user base don't
       | need shimming resistance: security needs to be adequate, not
       | perfect. And they follow-up by presenting options about people
       | requiring the lock to be shim-proof.
       | 
       | Granted, in this day and age, it's a disgrace to still make locks
       | that can be shimmed. Especially when the shim-proof alternatives
       | they show just have an additional notch to catch the shim.
        
         | adgjlsfhk1 wrote:
         | > their customers never saw shimming in the field.
         | 
         | This is arguably good PR, but a terrible response. Shimming is
         | so quick and hard to detect that even if you had 24-7 video of
         | the lock, you probably wouldn't notice that the lock had been
         | shimmed. You would just assume that someone lost a key.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | Also the company sold a picking-proof version... at a higher
           | price.
        
             | masklinn wrote:
             | shimming proof not picking, sorry just noticed the entirely
             | wrong word
        
           | yreg wrote:
           | It's a trailer hitch lock. If someone steals your trailer
           | then you definitely do notice. And if they just shim the lock
           | and put it back then it doesn't really matter.
        
       | robotnikman wrote:
       | I wonder how many stories like this are caused simply because a
       | corporate lawyer is looking for some work to do, and maybe to
       | meet some kind of internal KPI.
        
         | pcaharrier wrote:
         | Former in-house lawyer here and in my experience the answer is
         | something like "probably less than you think." The job of the
         | lawyer is to advise the client and (within the bounds of
         | ethical rules) advocate for their position, not to come up what
         | the company's position should be.
        
           | robotnikman wrote:
           | Interesting, thanks for the insight!
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | Honest question.
           | 
           | Is it the job of an in-house lawyer (or any lawyer) to say
           | that this appears to be a vexatious or SLAPP case, and the
           | client should not pursue it?
           | 
           | Is there an ethical obligation not to get involved in a case
           | that you know is being prosecuted in bad faith?
        
             | pkilgore wrote:
             | Within the limits of their knowledge/ability, yes. Some
             | bosses make it clear they do not like being told no,
             | however. YMMV if you continue to work for such people.
             | 
             | The bar there is very high. This case might be embarrassing
             | but probably isn't sanctionable. And the only lawyer that
             | would get sanctioned would be the ones that signed the
             | papers not the drone that hired them.
        
       | jimbokun wrote:
       | > Under questioning, however, one of Proven's employees admitted
       | that he had been able to duplicate McNally's technique, leading
       | to the question from McNally's lawyer: "When you did it yourself,
       | did it occur to you for one moment that maybe the best thing to
       | do, instead of file a lawsuit, was to fix [the lock]?"
       | 
       | Sometimes a single question tells you how the entire case is
       | going to go.
        
       | rdtsc wrote:
       | > On July 7, the company dismissed the lawsuit against McNally
       | instead.
       | 
       | > Proven also made a highly unusual request: Would the judge
       | please seal almost the entire court record--including the request
       | to seal?
       | 
       | Tough at first then running away with the tail between their
       | legs. Typical bullying behavior.
       | 
       | > but Proven complained about a "pattern of intimidation and
       | harassment by individuals influenced by Defendant McNally's
       | content."
       | 
       | They have to know it's generated by their own lawsuit and how
       | they approached it, right? They can't be that oblivious to turn
       | around and say "Judge, look at all the craziness this generated,
       | we just have to seal the records!". It's like an ice-cream cone
       | that licks itself.
       | 
       | > the case became a classic example of the Streisand Effect, in
       | which the attempt to censor information can instead call
       | attention to it.
       | 
       | A constant reminder to keep the people who don't know what they
       | are doing (including the owners of the company!) from the social
       | media.
        
         | embedding-shape wrote:
         | > A constant reminder to keep the people who don't know what
         | they are doing (including the owners of the company!) from the
         | social media.
         | 
         | I'm just guessing based on the contents of the article, but it
         | sounds like a typical "hard-fist founder-run company" so good
         | luck convincing the founder to not sit on social media and
         | argue their points.
        
           | dekhn wrote:
           | also known as the 'double down on stupid' and 'triple down on
           | stupid'
        
             | seanhunter wrote:
             | This is known as the "Randy Pitchford" social media strat.
        
             | jeltz wrote:
             | We recently had an example of that with Automattic and the
             | WordPress drama. Where the founder was here on HN hurting
             | his own legal case despite people here repeatedly told him
             | to stop posting for his own sake and asking him to talk to
             | his lawyers.
        
               | jalapenos wrote:
               | Seeing someone post here a screenshot of case filings
               | that included a screenshot of that founder's HN comments
               | thereafter was golden.
        
         | SacToHacker wrote:
         | If you want an extreme example of this; go look at the
         | Sacramento startup Sircles. 7+ year old "startup" that has sub
         | $100k revenue after several years but 9 million in debt. The
         | founder has an account there under u/Sirclesapp where he goes
         | off on toxic and insane tirades to anyone who dares say
         | anything but utmost praise at his app. Apparently he stalks
         | their reddit accounts and sends threatening letters to their
         | personal home addresses from his lawyer for "defamation". That
         | I understand he sent one to some ex employees and one to some
         | woman who I think is a paralegal and is now suing them in civil
         | court.
         | 
         | He partnered with some radio program called radradio where the
         | host had a lot of personal issues and the show ultimately got
         | axed. The radio host was known for having issues with alcohol,
         | but they kept partnering with him because he kept shilling
         | their WeFunder. They've raised over $6m in SAFEs but
         | considering they are $9m in debt, haven't broken $100k lifetime
         | revenue after 7 years, and seem to have over a million a year
         | burn rate, it's doubtful that the shares from those SAFEs (if
         | ever executed) would ever be in the money.
        
           | karlgkk wrote:
           | Wow, it seems like the whole purpose of the product is
           | grievance based against yelp. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a
           | fan of yelp, but I get the vibe that maybe this person would
           | be even more extractive if given the opportunity
        
           | eru wrote:
           | > [...] go look at the Sacramento startup Sircles. 7+ year
           | old "startup" that has sub $100k revenue after several years
           | but 9 million in debt.
           | 
           | Going on a tangent:
           | 
           | Depending on your industry, taking a while to see any revenue
           | is common. Eg look into biotech or the people trying to make
           | atomic fusion a reality.
           | 
           | Debt is just as valid a way to finance your company as equity
           | is. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modigliani%E2%80%93Mill
           | er_theo... for the theory.
        
             | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
             | > Depending on your industry, taking a while to see any
             | revenue is common.
             | 
             | That is true. But Sircles, which appears to be just another
             | social recommendation app, is not in one of those
             | industries.
        
               | eru wrote:
               | Oh, even without looking into it, I would assume that
               | Sircles is probably pretty dodgy. I just meant that
               | SacToHacker's original points against it aren't
               | necessarily bad. But can be damning in the context of
               | their industry, yes!
        
               | vibrio wrote:
               | True. and a screwdriver is as just a valid tool as a
               | hammer. Though their use isn't always interchangeable .
        
             | ejoso wrote:
             | This is cool. Love little tangential info bombs like this.
             | Thanks.
        
               | koolala wrote:
               | Cool but Sircles isn't a biotech company. It's a social
               | network. They arn't "trying to make atomic fusion a
               | reality" either.
        
               | eru wrote:
               | Oh, definitely. I was just nerding out about finance.
               | 
               | Yes, Sircles is probably pretty dodgy.
        
               | kennyadam wrote:
               | That is cool! Sorry for nerding out just then.
        
         | anitil wrote:
         | They also made sloppy mistakes like naming the Proven owner's
         | partner un-redacted in a document they submitted to the court
         | (which is then available through legal search engines). If they
         | were concerned with privacy they could easily have withheld her
         | name.
        
           | bux93 wrote:
           | The one time security through obscurity would have helped
           | them?
        
             | szszrk wrote:
             | That would be more like: shuffling that document randomly
             | between other documents, or using white font on a white
             | page in Word.
        
             | cestith wrote:
             | Obscurity is often a valid security tactic, just not all
             | the time and never by itself.
        
         | Brian_K_White wrote:
         | Guy who paid someone to throw a brick through his ex wife's
         | window is insensed at being intimidated.
        
           | ljm wrote:
           | There is delicious irony in the owner of a lock company being
           | so insecure.
        
         | DecentShoes wrote:
         | The company who sued him is, still, embarrassingly, attempting
         | to hold a social media presence, despite getting exposed as
         | fraudsters and bullies:
         | 
         | https://m.youtube.com/@provenindustries8236
        
           | 7moritz7 wrote:
           | > Proven Is so secure that if they detect a robber trying to
           | lock pick they sue them.
           | 
           | Incredible
        
         | qwertox wrote:
         | That article just kept getting better and better.
         | 
         | Also:
         | 
         | > "Sucks to see how many people take everything they see online
         | for face value," one Proven employee wrote. "Sounds like a
         | bunch of liberals lol."
         | 
         | So when a great product is not a great product, it turns out to
         | be great alone for the fact of being built by republicans.
        
           | hnlmorg wrote:
           | I think their point was that the lock picking videos were
           | faked. But it's still a silly comment from the Proven
           | employee.
           | 
           | I've also seen people use "liberal" as a literal curse word
           | before. On one "reality show", a member of the cast broke
           | down while highly intoxicated and started screaming at other
           | people saying:
           | 
           | "You're worse than a _beep_! You're a liberal"
           | 
           | It's insane just how far the political divide has become.
        
             | 0xEF wrote:
             | _Othering_ is easier than _improving._ An old philosophy
             | professor taught me that at a community college when we
             | started getting on the subject of philosophy in politics.
             | This was probably 20-something years ago, now, but one of
             | the many things that stuck with me from his teaching, and
             | makes even more sense now than it did then.
        
               | cassepipe wrote:
               | Surely this philosophy has great value if you still
               | believe your adversary is misguided but still well-
               | intentionned
               | 
               | But if your adversary is lying knowingly to everyone
               | saying you are a criminal and should be locked up or
               | deported then I wonder what's there to improve
               | 
               | The game of cooperation only works if you're not playing
               | with someone who is constantly trying to exploit your
               | cooperation attempts
        
             | cassepipe wrote:
             | Surely _both_ sides are responsible even though it only
             | started happening once a certain political figure popped up
             | started calling his meekest opponents murderers and
             | criminals and having crowds chant for them to be locked up
        
               | frumplestlatz wrote:
               | Is "Basket of Deplorables" ringing any bells?
        
               | DirkH wrote:
               | This was a once unscripted statement that she never
               | repeated again her entire campaign. She expressed regret
               | immediately after making it (not after losing) explaining
               | how it was grossly generalistic but stood by that it does
               | describe a large chunk of Trump's base.
               | 
               | Can you name one time Trump immediately regretted what he
               | said about the Left and explained that it was an
               | overgeneralization? Also again, in Clinton's case it was
               | a single unscripted statement. By contrast Trump has a
               | pattern of calling opponents vermin, the anti-christ,
               | evil, warning of a bloodbath to come... Yea the left's
               | attacks on the right just don't seem nearly as bad
               | especially if it is just being called "deplorable" once.
               | I could write a book that is just hateful Trump quotes.
               | Ganna print it and give it to my son one day as
               | inspiration for how to be an honourable leader. /s
               | 
               | I say all this as a Canadian that would have voted for
               | Trump in 2016 if I could have.
        
               | immibis wrote:
               | That was proven correct, so what are you saying the
               | problem is?
        
               | amanaplanacanal wrote:
               | If I remember right, she said that half his supporters
               | were a basket of deplorables. This right after a study
               | was published suggesting that about half of conservatives
               | were unconsciously racist.
               | 
               | So she wasn't wrong, but saying that out loud was pretty
               | stupid.
        
               | Dilettante_ wrote:
               | You're right, it's _the other side_ that 's feeding the
               | political divide!
        
               | hnlmorg wrote:
               | I wouldn't say it's a recent phenomenon. It's just
               | reached absurd levels.
               | 
               | As for who's responsible, there's plenty of blame to go
               | around. However it's hard to deny that conduct of one
               | party is far _far_ less professional than the other
               | party.
               | 
               | I honestly think politicians should be thrown in jail for
               | lying. But that will never happen because they're all too
               | busy being corrupt; the entire lot of them.
        
           | moomin wrote:
           | Yeah, I noticed that. I'd put money on not a single person in
           | this whole dispute being a liberal at all.
        
           | oneeyedpigeon wrote:
           | That was probably the final straw for me. Well, one of the
           | final straws. Imagine trying to politicise this.
        
         | itchyjunk wrote:
         | Shushh, don't tell people about Streisand Effect.
        
         | strangattractor wrote:
         | One thing Proven might have done is to analyze the attack. Then
         | see if the lock could be improved to prevent it. Offer
         | exchanges for the old locks (most of which are unlikely to be
         | requested). Instead they resort to Lawyers, refuse to solve the
         | problem and waste everyones time and money.
        
       | zahlman wrote:
       | So... what _should_ we be using for physical security?
        
         | shagie wrote:
         | The question is "what do you want to secure against?" Describe
         | the threat and then go from there. What are you securing? Is it
         | meth-head or teenager? Or is it person determined to get in
         | while making your insurance grill you over "did you lock it?"
        
         | alistairSH wrote:
         | In the case of a trailer, you do some combination of...
         | 
         | - Receiver pin lock similar to the one highlighted here (but
         | probably not that exact one) - Wheel lock / boot - Receiver
         | coupler lock (locks inside the cup-shaped receiver, preventing
         | somebody towing the trailer with an undersized ball) - Secured
         | storage lot / garage
         | 
         | But, basically all options are only going to stop random
         | opportunistic thieves. If somebody really wants whatever you're
         | protecting, they'll find a way. That's why insurance exists.
        
         | teekert wrote:
         | Just clicked around after watching the vid and stumbled onto
         | [0]. So there are locks he recommends... When it requires focus
         | + several minutes to pick.
         | 
         | [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrV86GqlY8o
        
       | shagie wrote:
       | Long (often an hour long) with significant snark videos going
       | over the filings:
       | https://www.youtube.com/@RunkleOfTheBailey/search?query=Prov...
        
       | modeless wrote:
       | > In the end, Proven's lawsuit likely cost the company serious
       | time and cash--and generated little but bad publicity.
       | 
       | There's no such thing as bad publicity. People say this for a
       | reason. It's true. I'm willing to bet that their sales have only
       | increased since this started.
        
         | Tade0 wrote:
         | Who is in the market for a product that doesn't work as
         | advertised?
        
           | leni536 wrote:
           | Lockpicking youtubers? But I guess that market got exhausted
           | early on.
        
         | paxys wrote:
         | There's absolutely such a thing as bad publicity. Entire
         | products and even companies have tanked because of bad
         | publicity. I don't know why this myth continues to be so
         | prevalent.
        
           | dec0dedab0de wrote:
           | I think the saying is for people who can take the bad
           | publicity and use it to their advantage.
        
         | henry2023 wrote:
         | I didn't buy a Juicero back in 2015. Seems like I was not the
         | only one.
        
           | modeless wrote:
           | Bad publicity doesn't guarantee success for a bad product.
           | But it doesn't doom a good one either.
        
         | ktallett wrote:
         | You're right! I'm off to the next Fyre festival and making sure
         | my bag is secure with a Proven lock..... I wonder if Dassani
         | still exist so I definitely can quench my thirst.
        
         | jasonjmcghee wrote:
         | Humane Pin?
        
       | rkhassen9 wrote:
       | Um...shouldn't Proven just hire Trevor McNally as a consultant or
       | heck, make him a partner? I mean...can you imagine the next level
       | reputation they'd have if they can adapt and make a Trevor-proof
       | lock?
       | 
       | I'd buy it.
        
       | zem wrote:
       | clearly proven needs to sue whoever initiated that lawsuit for
       | "mockery produced for the purpose of humiliating plaintiff".
        
       | tptacek wrote:
       | The whole case is up on RECAP:
       | 
       | https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70036390/proven-industr...
        
       | vladmk wrote:
       | Yeah saw this - I can't believe a company would steer so far
       | wrong...
        
       | dekhn wrote:
       | I once worked for a company that kept its passwords locked in a
       | safe. One day, all other copies of the password were lost, and
       | they needed it, but the safe's key could not be found.
       | 
       | They expensed a sledgehammer and obtained the password through
       | physical modification of the safe using a careful application of
       | force. Some employees complained that meant the safe wasn't...
       | well, safe.
       | 
       | The security team replied "Working as Intended" - no safe is
       | truly safe, it's just designed to slow down an attacker. At that
       | moment, I was enlightened.
        
         | russdill wrote:
         | Excellent koan
        
         | Terr_ wrote:
         | All Security         Hinges on the arrival         Of people
         | with guns
        
           | cwsx wrote:
           | Obligatory xkcd
           | 
           | https://xkcd.com/538/
        
             | tonyhart7 wrote:
             | please stop mention this anymore, I gonna crazy
        
               | hrimfaxi wrote:
               | I thought maybe cwsx was posting this often but that
               | doesn't seem to be the case. Is it that that xkcd is
               | basically a HN trope at this point?
        
               | deaux wrote:
               | If you do a site search you'll find 700+ comments linking
               | to it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the number one
               | most frequently linked page in HN history.
        
               | nocman wrote:
               | And Randall _deserves_ EVERY single one of them, IMHO!
        
               | maybewhenthesun wrote:
               | Please mention/link it even _more_. All security nerds
               | _need_ to see this comic once a month.
        
               | tonyhart7 wrote:
               | once a month???? I literally see this once every 2 days
               | 
               | every comment that has little bit content of
               | security/cryptography/secure/blockchain/CIA etc always
               | mention this particular entry
        
               | Ylpertnodi wrote:
               | Just wait until you discover '10,000'.
        
               | rprwhite wrote:
               | It's tonyhart7's lucky day https://xkcd.com/1053/
        
               | matheusmoreira wrote:
               | Why? Everyone knows about rubber-hose cryptanalysis. The
               | whole point of cryptography is to _reduce them to this_.
               | 
               | If they want our information, they should have to become
               | literal tyrants, send armed men after us and violate
               | human rights in order to get it. Not push a button on a
               | computer to tap into their warrantless global dragnet
               | surveilance networks and suddenly have our entire private
               | lives revealed to them on a computer screen.
               | 
               | Yes, people will fold if they are kidnapped and tortured.
               | That's not news. Forcing them to stoop to that is the
               | entire design. Once the situation has escalated to that
               | level, you are justified in killing them in self-defense.
               | Torturers don't make a habit of allowing their victims to
               | live and testify about it.
        
               | Dilettante_ wrote:
               | >Everyone knows
               | 
               | Don't make me link 1053 ;)
        
               | gweinberg wrote:
               | It's really pretty stupid. Your encryption is there in
               | case your laptop gets stolen. If you have people willing
               | and able to kidnap and torture you to get your data, you
               | have much bigger problems than the fact that they'll
               | probably get it.
        
               | atoav wrote:
               | Why? There are actually valuable takeaways from this.
               | 
               | One would be that people are the weak point in your
               | security system. If all your organizational security
               | hinges on one guy not folding, that guy is the natural
               | target. Whether a literal 5$ wrench is used or they bribe
               | him makes no difference.
               | 
               | That means you could consider shaping your org in a way
               | that is resistent against this by e.g. decentralizing
               | secrets. That means instead of bringing a "5$ wrench" to
               | one person (which may even work without raising
               | suspicion), you now need to convince multiple people at
               | once which is much more unlikely to work without being
               | detected.
        
               | ljm wrote:
               | All you need to do is s/wrench/social engineering/ and
               | you will understand exactly why it's such an effective--
               | if not infallible--vector of attack.
               | 
               | The only defence is to _not have the secret at all_.
        
               | atoav wrote:
               | In a similar way sometimes the best way to protect data
               | is not to collect it of if you collect it not keep it
               | around in its raw form.
               | 
               | As for secrets, you sometimes need to have them for very
               | good reasons. If you can reach the same goals without a
               | secret while having the same protection going without a
               | secret is a good choice.
               | 
               | But let's assume if you want the cryptographic
               | protections of confidentiality (through encryption),
               | authenticity (through signatures) and integrity (also
               | through signatures or hashes) chances are someone
               | somewhere has to store a secret. If that someone isn't
               | you it is someone else (or something else).
               | 
               | But if you want to protect data with encryption and you
               | should be the only one who can decrypt it I don't really
               | know how you would do it without any form of secret.
        
               | razodactyl wrote:
               | https://xkcd.com/538/ LOOK AT IT
        
           | spigottoday wrote:
           | Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (movie).
        
           | astroflection wrote:
           | All security       is merely a fantasy       of mortal
           | people.
        
         | kqr wrote:
         | Slow down -- sometimes. But for the most part, locks are more
         | like envelopes. They produce evidence of tampering.
        
           | eru wrote:
           | > They produce evidence of tampering.
           | 
           | That's why one of the more advanced challenges in lock
           | picking is to minimize the amount of evidence you leave. Eg
           | even a normal pick can leave some scratches on and in the
           | lock in different places than a normal key.
           | 
           | If I remember right, 'bumping' is an interesting technique
           | partially because it leaves even less of a trace.
        
           | implements wrote:
           | Yep. There's a safe engineer on YouTube who was explaining
           | the history of dial combination locks commonly used for
           | government filing cabinets, etc. He pointed out that you can
           | drill them in minutes but you'd need several hours to make
           | good the damage such that the break in wouldn't be easily
           | detected. The combined time is therefore the 'strength' of
           | the security. (Also, why it might be a good idea to have open
           | sensors on safes, cabinets, etc)
        
             | lexszero_ wrote:
             | Not sure if you're referring to DeviantOllam or someone
             | else, but here is his awesome talk on safes:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_Jv7vuiqg
             | 
             | He is a great source of knowledge on physical security for
             | laymen and professionals alike, and leaves an impression of
             | an extremely amicable and well-rounded human being.
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | Yup, I've got a three bolt break in resistant front door in
           | my house, but right next to it is a window that can be
           | breached in .5 seconds by yeeting a brick though it. But both
           | will leave traces if they've been forced so my home owner's
           | insurance should cover any losses / damages.
        
             | hopelite wrote:
             | That seems to be a rather weak security, especially relying
             | on "...should cover..." to save you, which I presume you
             | have also never been able to test. And that's without
             | addressing common mistakes like not realizing the policy is
             | for cash value and requires evidence; which people do not
             | have, is not updated, or is not compliant. That can leave
             | people with effectively no coverage at all, with the only
             | test being run in deployed systems... the first time you
             | check if your arms supplier provided quality arms, is when
             | you're facing the enemy trying to kill your at the front
             | lines.
        
               | showerst wrote:
               | "Having windows in your home is weak security": The
               | trade-off between usability and security incarnate.
        
               | jama211 wrote:
               | You're right, they should board up all their windows or
               | live in a concrete box.
        
           | wongarsu wrote:
           | Which is why McNally (the youtube in the title) demonstrating
           | poor locks that can be opened by simple bypass attacks like
           | shimming or whacking is especially damning for those locks.
           | You can always destroy a lock with brute force, preferably
           | power tools. You also spend years honing your lock-picking
           | skills and open any keyed lock in less than a minute, but
           | good locks make this a difficult craft. But shimming a
           | padlock or whacking a masterlock with another masterlock
           | takes no skill, doesn't leave evidence and allows you to
           | relock it when you are done. It defeats every protection the
           | lock was supposed to provide
        
         | al_borland wrote:
         | Most locks are there to keep honest people honest.
        
         | hvenev wrote:
         | From what I remember, the quality of a safe is measured in
         | minutes, with "15-minute" safes being OK for general use.
        
         | Beretta_Vexee wrote:
         | I worked on port facilities. Everything corrodes quite quickly,
         | and locks and keys need to be replaced fairly regularly. Once,
         | there was a problem with key management following the
         | replacement of locks on a building containing emergency diesel
         | generators.
         | 
         | The doors were heavy, 45-minute fire-rated security doors, aka
         | "Fucking heavy doors that can cut your fingers just from
         | inertia or wind.".
         | 
         | These doors had to be opened quickly in the middle of the
         | night. There was no locksmith on call, but there were
         | boilermakers. Supports and a chain were welded to the doors,
         | and a T-Rex container mover was used to carefully pull the
         | doors off the building.
         | 
         | The whole operation took less than an hour. Physical security
         | is a matter of time and resources.
        
         | atoav wrote:
         | I mean theoretically ever the hardest encryption just buys you
         | time. That time may be long past the lifetime of our own sun,
         | but it just buys you time.
         | 
         | The same is true for locks and safes as well.
         | 
         | Being one of the few people who never had their bicycle stolen
         | in a city where this is common, the trick that always works is:
         | Just make your lock harder to attack than other locks that
         | safeguard comparable things.                 Good lock + old
         | looking bicycle = no theft
         | 
         | Unless your stuff is unique and high stakes that means regular
         | criminals won't pick you since the surrounding stuff looks more
         | intersting and is the easier target.
        
           | tim333 wrote:
           | I think 'one time pad' encryption can't be decrypted unless
           | you get the key, even given infinite time.
        
             | K0balt wrote:
             | Depends on the length of the key vs the message, but if the
             | pad is 100 percent and has something approaching a random
             | distribution, and the message length is suitably padded,
             | and the results roll over in a modulo that is close to the
             | information distribution, then all valid results become
             | close to equally probable, so, while you may decode a
             | message, it is very unlikely to be the message that was
             | sent.
             | 
             | Still lots of ways to crack a poorly executed OTP.
        
           | Ylpertnodi wrote:
           | > Good lock + old looking bicycle = no theft
           | 
           | "I parked my old, crappy bike and started locking it. Some
           | guy went past and said, "Don't worry, love - no-one will nick
           | that", and a passing crackhead said "I fuckin' would", and we
           | three strangers shared a moment of humour together. "
        
           | smartbit wrote:
           | I'd say                 Good lock1 + old looking bicycle = no
           | theft       1 attached to solid fence or bicycle rack
        
         | muyuu wrote:
         | reminds me of how a few years ago it became fashionable to say
         | that "walls don't work"
        
         | HexPhantom wrote:
         | When the theory hits reality with a sledgehammer
        
         | Animats wrote:
         | However, for good safes, there's a rating on how long it
         | takes.[1] Ratings start at TL-15, for 15 minute resistance
         | against hand tools. They go up to TXTL-60: torch, explosive and
         | tool resisting for 60 minutes. Safes with these ratings will
         | have a metal plate indicating UL testing and approval.
         | 
         | If there are any rated safes on Amazon, I can't find them. A
         | real TL-30 1 cubic foot safe sells for about $2000 and weighs
         | about 500 pounds. Amazon sells something that looks similar for
         | about $100 and weighs about 15 pounds.
         | 
         | There's a separate set of ratings for fire protection, from the
         | NFPA. Fire safes are much simpler. They have more insulating
         | materials and less steel.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.vaultandsafe.com/vault-safe-classifications/
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | It kinda fits how I feel sometimes.
         | 
         | Folks come up with some super secure idea for securing my
         | account and I think "Yeah but maybe I forget the thing ... I do
         | still want to access it."
        
       | croes wrote:
       | > Proven argued that it would be difficult for an untrained user
       | to perform.
       | 
       | That's are exactly the people who usually break locks. All others
       | fail on simple locks too.
        
       | croes wrote:
       | > Lee's partner and his mother both "received harassing messages
       | through Facebook Messenger," while other messages targeted Lee's
       | son, saying things like "I would kill your f--ing n--- child" and
       | calling him a "racemixing pussy."
       | 
       | Some people always go too far, undermining the good cause of the
       | others
        
       | anitil wrote:
       | If anyone is interested in the legal side, I'd also recommend
       | 'Runkle of the Bailey' who has a series on this saga but with a
       | focus on the legal shenanigans [0]
       | 
       | [0]
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3WVme9LAcQ&list=PLo0bMOObfk...
        
       | logicallee wrote:
       | This is the stupidest thing I read today.
        
       | realaaa wrote:
       | so they were even asking for it themselves? ahah, geniuses
        
       | sreekanth850 wrote:
       | Suing someone because your product doesn't work correctly is
       | diabolical. Instead of filing a lawsuit, they should have
       | acknowledged the issue and released an upgrade to their locks.
        
         | bdamm wrote:
         | Ah, but the truth came out here; the can't sell a lock that is
         | upgraded, because they already do sell one at a higher price.
         | 
         | There are cheaper locks if you don't care to defend against
         | shimming.
        
       | rdiddly wrote:
       | What a snowflake.
        
       | kuil009 wrote:
       | OMG
        
       | DecentShoes wrote:
       | The company who sued him is, still, embarrassingly, attempting to
       | hold a social media presence, despite getting exposed as
       | fraudsters and bullies:
       | 
       | https://m.youtube.com/@provenindustries8236
        
       | lenkite wrote:
       | Haven't laughed so much reading an article recently. Wow, this
       | story looked taken right off a comedy movie.
        
       | jeffreygoesto wrote:
       | https://youtu.be/PVhYhLQ4Y64?si=5UrMMeovCkP2J3Nr
        
       | jbs789 wrote:
       | Sounds like the guy had rude awakening that his lock wasn't as
       | good as he thought it was.
       | 
       | Another way of responding to this is... to improve the lock?
       | 
       | Could even explore a positive collaborative social media campaign
       | promoting the new lock.
       | 
       | Ship has sailed now...
        
         | jeroenhd wrote:
         | There were locks that were secure against this attack, but
         | they're more expensive. The cheaper locks vulnerable to this
         | attack probably still makes them a load of money, though.
        
       | hufdr wrote:
       | If a company's first reaction to a flaw is to sue instead of fix
       | it, the problem probably goes beyond the lock itself. A real
       | security company would appreciate someone pointing out a weakness
       | rather than trying to take the video down. That kind of openness
       | would actually make people trust them more.
        
         | jeroenhd wrote:
         | The weird thing is, they actually had someone competent dealing
         | with the issue:
         | 
         | > The strange thing about the whole situation is that Proven
         | actually knew how to respond constructively to the first
         | McNally video. Its own response video opened with a bit of
         | humor (the presenter drinks a can of Liquid Death),
         | acknowledged the issue ("we've had a little bit of controversy
         | in the last couple days"), and made clear that Proven could
         | handle criticism ("we aren't afraid of a little bit of
         | feedback").
         | 
         | > The video went on to show how their locks work and provided
         | some context on shimming attacks and their likelihood of real-
         | world use. It ended by showing how users concerned about
         | shimming attacks could choose more expensive but more secure
         | lock cores that should resist the technique.
         | 
         | Sounds to me like someone professional in the company with a
         | cooler head was on this and was handling it well, but someone
         | else higher up got angry and aggressive and decided that
         | revenge was more important.
        
       | pkphilip wrote:
       | One of my favourite lock pickers is Marc Tobias. He was also sued
       | by a number of lock companies.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NadPAE6BDbA
       | 
       | It is interesting to see that these companies still don't know
       | about the Streisand Effect or they choose to think that it won't
       | happen to them.
        
         | foofoo12 wrote:
         | He just dropped a new video. Totally roasted the cunt out of
         | that Easilok: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lS5_6D4q9k
        
       | Azkron wrote:
       | This reminds me of the CEO of a cyber security company that
       | challenged Anonimous https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HBGary. If you
       | work for any kind of security company, do not ever ever ever
       | challenge any kind penetration specialist. Everything is
       | hackable, it is only a matter of cost vs reward, but when you
       | challenge someone that goes out of the window.
        
         | matheusmoreira wrote:
         | Generalizing the advice..
         | 
         | Don't challenge people. Don't insult people. Don't humiliate
         | people. Don't threaten people. Allow them to maintain their
         | self-respect even when they lose. Don't rub it in. Give them a
         | face-saving exit.
         | 
         | Plenty of violence and aggression is caused by violation of the
         | above rules. They seem simple but they're broken on a daily
         | basis. Famous last words: "you don't have the guts".
        
       | kh_hk wrote:
       | It would be funny if all this was just a liquid death marketing
       | campaign
        
       | wafflemaker wrote:
       | Once came back to work after 4 week holidays (not USA) and
       | realized I forgot the 3 digit code to my locker.
       | 
       | But I remembered that friend's locker (he was on holidays then)
       | used US police code for murder. (Police in US use codes for
       | crimes when communicating on the radio).
       | 
       | I googled the code, used friend's locker for the day, and by
       | lunch the next day I've bruteforced through enough codes to learn
       | that my code was the embarrassing 420.
        
       | simonw wrote:
       | This reminded me of Matt Blaze's work on physical lock security
       | back in 2003. He found a method of deriving the "master key" for
       | a building (one key that opens all locks) from a single example:
       | https://www.mattblaze.org/masterkey.html
       | 
       | When he published about this he was bombarded with messages from
       | locksmiths complaining that they all knew about this and kept it
       | secret for a reason! https://www.mattblaze.org/papers/kiss.html
       | 
       | It was a fascinating clash between computer security principles -
       | disclose vulnerabilities - and physical locksmith culture, which
       | was all about trade secrets.
        
         | czx111331 wrote:
         | Perhaps the most important difference is that software -- even
         | after being purchased and used -- remains relatively easy to
         | patch, unlike a physical lock.
        
           | sigmoid10 wrote:
           | Tbf that's a new-ish principle. 2003 was Windows XP era and
           | the early days of Metasploit. I.e. Microsoft and all the
           | other companies were still figuring out this internet thing,
           | while most computers were riddled with unpatched
           | vulnerabilities. There was no such thing as zero day back
           | then, because you could use many exploits years later.
        
             | ale42 wrote:
             | Totally true. Also consider that although software can
             | theoretically or technically be patched, sometimes patches
             | just don't exist... the amount of unmaintained but yet
             | useful software is just huge.
        
             | ethbr1 wrote:
             | Oh, the bugtraq era, when any grade schooler could download
             | a 0day POC and force remote reboot his classmates' laptops.
             | (I'm told)
        
               | Sharlin wrote:
               | Grade schoolers didn't exactly have laptops in the 00s.
        
               | ethbr1 wrote:
               | Thanks to the largess of a media company (read: school
               | admin golfed with the right people), we had them issued
               | ~97.
               | 
               | A lot of kids learned about cybersecurity and emulator
               | config (and Harvest Moon) because of it, so net win?
        
             | stingraycharles wrote:
             | But Windows Update was definitely already a thing back
             | then, so I don't think this "Microsoft was still figuring
             | out this Internet thing" holds.
             | 
             | Software was updated all the time, and it's much more
             | difficult to do that with locks.
        
               | sigmoid10 wrote:
               | It was a thing, but it was also a thing to have it
               | disabled or simply not working. XP was famous for its
               | hackability. And web frameworks were also far from what
               | you see today with auto updates. It's hard to describe to
               | people who were not involved how crazy ITsec was back
               | then. It felt like the wild west compared to today.
               | Literally every other DB had a critical unpatched
               | vulnerability. Thankfully Shodan did not exist yet, so
               | the barrier to entry was high for people without a
               | particular skillset (which was also much harder to learn
               | back then). But MSF pushed security awareness pretty hard
               | once people realized how easy it can be if you just
               | collect a bunch of scripts for common exploits in a
               | simple framework that everyone can learn.
        
               | LogicHound wrote:
               | > But Windows Update was definitely already a thing back
               | then, so I don't think this "Microsoft was still figuring
               | out this Internet thing" holds.
               | 
               | They had update mechanisms sure. But it was very much
               | upto you to run. When XP came out most people used dial-
               | up (at least in the UK), after 2002 ADSL internet started
               | to become ubiquitous and computers were on the internet
               | for longer periods.
               | 
               | They had to start baking security into every aspect of
               | the OS. It was one of the reasons Vista came out several
               | years later than planned. They had to pull people from
               | Vista development and move them onto Windows XP SP2.
               | 
               | One of the reasons Vista was such a reviled OS is because
               | the UAC controls broke lots of piece of software which
               | ran under XP, 2000 and 98.
               | 
               | > Software was updated all the time, and it's much more
               | difficult to do that with locks.
               | 
               | YIt wasn't unusual to run un-patched software that come
               | from a disc for years. You had to manually download
               | patches and run them yourself. A software update / next
               | version could take like 30 minutes or so on 56k dialup to
               | download. If you didn't need to download a patch, you
               | probably didn't.
        
           | chmod775 wrote:
           | It just takes seconds to swap the core on most locks.
        
         | yubblegum wrote:
         | In 'Three Days of Condor', Robert Redford's character locates
         | the hotel room of a professional hitmat (who is after him) by
         | going to a locksmith and asking him "which hotel and room this
         | key belongs to?" and the locksmith asks him "are you in the
         | trade?" and he responds, "No, but I read a lot".
        
           | bean469 wrote:
           | Watched it a few months ago, such a great and under-rated
           | film! RIP Robert Redford
        
             | yubblegum wrote:
             | It's a serious hacker film, actually. Redford is the
             | ultimate hacker in that film: social engineering, picking
             | locks, scrambling MaBell's circuits, and taking out the bad
             | guys in the CIA.
             | 
             | [699BB20FD159089A03DD8935575805B1168A8E63 7.4G 1080 blu]
        
               | ac29 wrote:
               | While I'm sure some people appreciate your link to
               | pirated content, it seems inappropriate for HN.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | That's not a link, it merely allows to confirm a specific
               | file is the one you're looking for :).
        
               | yubblegum wrote:
               | That is protected speech. :)
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | I'm not sure it's really underrated so much as fairly old
             | and not really in the classic canon. (Which may be more or
             | less saying the same thing.)
        
               | yubblegum wrote:
               | I have to disgree here regarding the film's merit. There
               | are a few quite interesting (and unique) films in that
               | genre from the 70s that are little known to today's
               | audiances. Most came out around Watergate ~'74 (so were
               | topical in those days) but then have been kind of memory
               | holed.
               | 
               |  _The Kremlin Letter_ , 1970
               | (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065950/) - I recall
               | someone saying this film really shows the ugly underbelly
               | of intelligence services. This is an interesting film but
               | it is very dark and somewhat disturbing. This one
               | predates Watergate - it is a Cold War spy flick and makes
               | Smiley's People look warm and cuddly ..
               | 
               |  _The Conversation_ , 1974
               | (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071360/) - Gene Hackman's
               | character resurfaces a couple decades later in _Enemy of
               | the State_ (1998).
               | 
               |  _The Parallax View_ , 1974
               | (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071970/)
               | 
               |  _The Tamarind Seed_ , 1974
               | (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072253/) - A subtle movie
               | that superficially seems like a romance.
               | 
               | So that's from the top of my head. All are eminently
               | watchable films and some possibly classic canon
               | contenders.
        
               | bean469 wrote:
               | I haven't heard of those films, but they sure seem
               | interesting. Thanks for the recommendations!
        
         | HexPhantom wrote:
         | In the long run, transparency always wins
        
         | smcin wrote:
         | There's a reason for the different cultures and information
         | asymmetry: in most countries you need a criminal background
         | check to be a locksmith. But not to operate a keyboard.
        
           | DrewADesign wrote:
           | Right. I'm in a structured trade right now and learning about
           | _ _~hF.8f_ @,8zKub&&@(4'v but we're not supposed to talk
           | about it. At least they let us use the company computers for
           | personal net stuff.
        
           | mike50 wrote:
           | That only applies to access to modern electronic tools and
           | digital codebooks requiring accounts. Nothing prevented
           | people in the past from buying the physical books used.
        
         | trollbridge wrote:
         | Long ago I used to maintain a door lock system. I was
         | responsible for designing a new system to encode the room keys
         | and it became obvious as I worked with the internals that it
         | had a vulnerability that would allow anyone to open any lock
         | from this vendor with the right tool.
         | 
         | When I quietly mentioned this, the response was that everyone
         | knows this but we don't talk about it.
         | 
         | When Mahmoud al-Mabhouh was assassinated with no signs of
         | forced entry on his hotel room, let's just say it wasn't
         | surprising. And no, I don't think these security flaws are some
         | conspiracy or by design - it's simply the difficulty of
         | updating firmware on 10 year old boards with a 20 year old
         | design with millions of them out in the field. And they cost
         | around $750 a piece to replace and that was back in 2010.
        
           | polynomial wrote:
           | Securing the room's internal physical latch after the
           | assassination was a nice touch.
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | "Who are you and how did you get in here?"
         | 
         | "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."
        
           | giovani wrote:
           | Police Squad!
        
         | vdfs wrote:
         | "Although a few people have confused my reporting of the
         | vulnerability with causing the vulnerability itself, I can take
         | comfort in a story that Richard Feynman famously told about his
         | days on the Manhattan project. Some simple vulnerabilities (and
         | user interface problems) made it easy to open most of the safes
         | in use at Los Alamos. He eventually demonstrated the problem to
         | the Army officials in charge. Horrified, they promised to do
         | something about it. The response? A memo ordering the staff to
         | keep Feynman away from their safes."
        
           | jama211 wrote:
           | Security through obscurity in a way...
        
         | jmpman wrote:
         | When my first house was under construction in 2001, I created
         | my own key from the builder's key. When I finally moved in, my
         | key would then disable the builder's key. Curious how this
         | work, I disassembled my lock and found that there were (iirc) 8
         | keys which would open all my neighbors houses, even after they
         | had moved in and had disabled the builder's key. Of course I
         | rekeyed my house to prevent that vulnerability, but in theory
         | it remains on all my neighbors. I also didn't disclose the
         | vulnerability.
        
           | shaftway wrote:
           | I don't know about builder's keys from that era, but modern
           | builder's keys aren't vulnerable to this problem. The
           | builder's key uses a deeper cut on one or more pins, but the
           | owner's key can and should be pretty unique. The only real
           | requirement is that there be at least one cut to a high
           | enough number to allow for a builder's key. There's a good
           | video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUCW4OnE6Mc
           | 
           | Maybe they used a master key system instead.
        
         | agumonkey wrote:
         | Even as a computer nerd, I find computing culture to be often
         | too radical sometimes.
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | Wait, what if a hacker found an exploit and then published it
       | without giving the company a chance to fix it?
        
       | HexPhantom wrote:
       | They turned a one-minute critique into a PR disaster that
       | millions of people now know about
        
       | aswegs8 wrote:
       | The wohle article reads to me like: "AMERICA FKK YEAHHH BROO, HE
       | GOT PWNNNDD, SON!" _eagle sounds_
       | 
       | Gotta admit its entertaining, though.
        
       | dpoloncsak wrote:
       | Saw the headline, knew it was going to be McNally.
       | 
       | God Bless McNally
        
       | throw7 wrote:
       | Who knew shaking a juice box could be so intimidating!
        
       | xyst wrote:
       | LPL (Lock Picking Lawyer) has been making a fool of MasterLock
       | and other physical security products/marketing for many years.
       | 
       | Guess ML realizes it's best to be humiliated online where a small
       | subset of population would never buy their products anyways.
       | Rather than humiliate themselves in public like Proven Industries
       | did (Barbara Streisand effect?)
        
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