[HN Gopher] Post office in France rolls out croissant-scented stamp
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       Post office in France rolls out croissant-scented stamp
        
       Author : ohjeez
       Score  : 173 points
       Date   : 2025-10-09 15:40 UTC (8 days ago)
        
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       | n1b0m wrote:
       | Do they taste buttery when you lick them?
        
         | westpfelia wrote:
         | I maintain that croissant's are just sticks of butter someone
         | accidentally spilled flour on.
        
           | af78 wrote:
           | That's how I would define kouign-amann.
        
             | edwcross wrote:
             | Croissants are sugar-free kouign-amanns, then?
        
       | wvbdmp wrote:
       | Unfortunately, WebSmell-o-Vision has not yet been unilaterally
       | pushed by the dudes at Google to do this news justice, but as a
       | croissant connaisseur I would have at least appreciated a webp of
       | the thing instead of some random archive image. It's a stamp, for
       | christ's sake.
       | 
       | There is a pic here and it's quite nice imo: https://www.wopa-
       | plus.com/en/stamps/product/&pid=105515
        
         | bogzz wrote:
         | I'm holding out for a <smell> HTML tag.
        
           | JumpCrisscross wrote:
           | <bouquet>
        
             | ben_w wrote:
             | Which any English person over 40 will spell <bucket> for
             | reasons that likely make no sense to anyone outside the
             | country.
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeping_Up_Appearances
        
           | _kb wrote:
           | And of course the `olfactoryFactory` component for
           | Enterprise(tm) frameworks.
        
             | layer8 wrote:
             | function olfactory() {           return
             | document.createElement("ol");       }
        
             | classified wrote:
             | I bet the next version of Chrome will have that.
        
           | ghssds wrote:
           | I can't wait for nasa.gov to let everybody smell Uranus.
        
             | gerdesj wrote:
             | Have a chat with your dog
        
         | usr1106 wrote:
         | But wopa-plus does even mention the essential detail?
         | 
         | https://www.laposte.fr/pp/c/timbre-croissant-au-beurre
        
         | xattt wrote:
         | Here I was misreading the article that it was croissant-shaped,
         | not scented, until I saw a picture.
        
         | carbocation wrote:
         | Friendly counterpoint (I know, not actually responsive to your
         | comment, but tangentially related):
         | https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.ade4401
        
         | tempodox wrote:
         | I can almost smell breakfast...
        
           | amelius wrote:
           | Yes, we also need a cappuccino smell stamp.
        
         | squigz wrote:
         | Has there ever been any sort of even-remotely-successful smell-
         | o-vision? We can recreate input for many of our other senses -
         | music, visuals, touch - so why not smell?
        
           | nativeit wrote:
           | Presumably the volatility inherent to "volatile chemicals"
           | makes it challenging to reproduce on-demand. I'd imagine
           | you'd need something like dozens of base compounds, alcohols
           | and acids to create esters and carrier media, some way of
           | protecting all of it from oxygen, a hyper-accurate mixing
           | device that can then by hyper-cleaned between each scent,
           | since our noses would be too sensitive to allow even a small
           | amount of cross-contamination...and then, why stop at smell?
           | You basically already have everything you need for taste as
           | well. Insert some lab-grown tissues and/or fibers, and we've
           | invented the Star Trek replicator!
        
         | amelius wrote:
         | It's kinda odd that the first sense that evolution gave us will
         | be the last we can record/playback using our devices.
        
       | bowsamic wrote:
       | Try and find a good one in France. Harder than you'd think
        
         | JumpCrisscross wrote:
         | > _Try and find a good one in France. Harder than you'd think_
         | 
         | In Paris? Sure. You're competing with tourists. Almost _any_
         | rural bakery? No. You 'd have to try to find something shitty.
        
           | jjgreen wrote:
           | In Paris, look for the little old ladies carrying half-
           | baguettes and go in the direction they're coming from.
        
             | JumpCrisscross wrote:
             | You also want to know when they're fresh. Good bread,
             | particularly in the unseasoned French style, stales
             | _rapidly_ once cool.
        
               | jraph wrote:
               | Yeah, buy one baguette once for the folklore, and then
               | buy good (whole, optionally levain-based) organic bread
               | that lasts days.
        
               | williamdclt wrote:
               | Like many people, I like baguette and I don't like whole
               | bread (especially levain-based). Baguettes aren't for
               | show/tourism, it's a staple of french food. It does mean
               | you want to buy it on the day, which is fine for many
               | people.
        
               | jraph wrote:
               | > Baguettes aren't for show/tourism, it's a staple of
               | french food
               | 
               | Indeed. So much so it's often a pain to find good whole
               | bread outside cities.
               | 
               | I was being a bit facetious.
               | 
               | More seriously, the issue with baguette / white bread,
               | aside from drying very fast, is that it's rapid-
               | absorption carbohydrates that are not very healthy and
               | not very filling. Add jam and you have it all. Taking
               | white bread for breakfast every day is not a very good
               | habit. It increases the risk of having a crash in the
               | middle of the morning and of making you nibble.
               | 
               | For this reason, it's a shame it's so spread. Bread used
               | to be whole in France in the past. White bread and
               | baguette appeared in France only at the end of 19th /
               | beginning of the 20th century apparently. So, it's been a
               | French staple, but only quite recently.
               | 
               | Of course I won't argue with taste. Especially that I
               | understand both "sides" here. I used to prefer baguette /
               | white bread and now I largely prefer whole bread (and
               | like anything whole, you should buy it organic; if you
               | don't, white bread might still be the lesser evil). It
               | took some time to get used to whole bread. I still like
               | the taste and the texture of white bread very much, but I
               | don't like the consequences.
        
             | Scoundreller wrote:
             | it's a bit harder, but if you find a local walking out of
             | their home, and pass 6 or 7 boulangeries until going into
             | one, you're probably at a good one (or at risk of a
             | stalking accusation)
        
           | bowsamic wrote:
           | Not my experience with bakeries in rural France, which I have
           | more experience with than Paris. I've spent much more time
           | trying these things in rural France than in Paris. I can say
           | that Nice was good though
           | 
           | It's much easier to find better bread and cakes in Germany
           | even in cities
           | 
           | In France, most of it is quite poor quality, rural or city
        
           | owenversteeg wrote:
           | I would actually disagree. A typical characteristic about
           | "food in the place it's famously from" is that the _median_
           | level of quality is quite high, and particularly in the case
           | of anything involving bread - that it's fresh. The case of
           | pizza in NYC is the same. There are certainly places selling
           | shit pizza and shit croissants to tourists, but even in a
           | fairly popular tourist hotspot it will likely be very freshly
           | made and of surprisingly good quality. Even the bottom of the
           | barrel (a $1.50 pizza near Times Square or Paris train-
           | station chain boulangerie) is above the best thing you can
           | get in countless countries around the world. Don't get me
           | wrong, I'll happily go in search of The Best of whatever, but
           | if just pick a place at random, it probably will be
           | surprisingly good.
           | 
           | Legally, to even call yourself a boulangerie in France you
           | must bake your goods on site, make the dough from scratch,
           | ferment yourself, shape everything yourself... that alone
           | guarantees a certain floor of quality: https://www.legifrance
           | .gouv.fr/codes/article_lc/LEGIARTI0000... There are in fact
           | quite strict laws about boulangeries in France... since a law
           | in 1790 they are not even allowed to pick their own vacation
           | days!
        
             | sofixa wrote:
             | > The case of pizza in NYC is the same
             | 
             | That's more a question of taste, IMO. I found most pizza in
             | the US to be way too greasy and sugary and salty for my
             | taste; but that's what the local tastes expect.
        
           | williamdclt wrote:
           | Not really true. Most locals in most places will have
           | opinions about the bakery you should go to and which one you
           | should avoid, even if that means going to the next village
           | over. Even if that means having to schedule because the good
           | bakery is only open twice a week.
           | 
           | In my experience, the "bad" bakeries are on par with the
           | average bakery in the rest of Europe (at least in countries
           | that do not have a strong bakery culture): they're _fine_,
           | but "fine" isn't really good enough for a such staple of food
           | and culture. Of course, some bakeries are particularly bad
           | and much worse than "fine".
        
       | GLdRH wrote:
       | Can't wait for the cheeses
        
         | Scoundreller wrote:
         | not before the RATP series!
        
       | jraph wrote:
       | La Poste might have invented the first non-vegan stamps in
       | history.
       | 
       | I hope they don't turn rancid.
        
         | hansvm wrote:
         | Given the normal process for making glue I wouldn't be so
         | certain.
        
           | tux3 wrote:
           | Most modern glues are synthetic. Super glue is usually
           | cyanoacrylate, regular glue sticks might be Polyvinyl Acetate
           | (PVA). Outside of specialty glues that are intentionally
           | going for old school methods, it's not really a thing anymore
        
             | hammock wrote:
             | How recently were stamps with glue invented?
        
               | mminer237 wrote:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postage_stamp_gum
               | 
               | Apparently 1837, and the original adhesive was made from
               | potato starch and gum arabic.
        
             | hansvm wrote:
             | IIRC, envelopes still use adhesives derived from gelatin.
             | Maybe stamps have modernized at some point?
        
               | LtdJorge wrote:
               | There's also PVA used there
        
       | ch-one wrote:
       | Nice, we got 4 fruits in Switzerland:
       | https://shop.post.ch/en/stamps-philately/philately/single-st...
        
         | derelicta wrote:
         | I miss my concrete stamps... A bit rough on the tongue but
         | still lovely
        
       | mihaaly wrote:
       | I am holding off for the red wine flavoured one.
        
       | fisherjeff wrote:
       | Now _this_ is the future I've been waiting for
        
       | cultofmetatron wrote:
       | I wish we had croussants here in teh states (tiny speciality
       | shops not withstanding). They are a rare. instead we get a weird
       | butter flavored croissant shaped bread with nothing of the
       | texture or aroma of the real thing.
        
         | dismalaf wrote:
         | Because most in North America are made with margarine or a mix
         | of margarine and butter, so much of the butter "taste" is fake.
         | That's also why the lamination is worse.
        
         | esperent wrote:
         | It's not just the states, pretty much all of Europe and even in
         | France you'll find cheap croissants made with margarine. You
         | always need to go to a real small bakery (tiny specialty shop
         | as you say) to find real, freshly baked croissants. That's just
         | a bit easier in France. The problem isn't where you live, it's
         | where you shop.
        
           | righthand wrote:
           | This is correct, croissants are best the closer they are to
           | the time they were pulled from the oven. A specialty bakery
           | will have croissants made that day. Sometimes cafes will
           | carry a local bakers goods, just ask.
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | It's not just about that, though. Some places make awful
             | croissant-shaped things, for example just next door in
             | Spain. You can get better croissants from Tesco Express in
             | the UK, and I doubt they are made with butter.
        
               | righthand wrote:
               | Right that's why you would ask.
        
           | aziaziazi wrote:
           | Most bakeries offer the two types though: "au beurre" and
           | "sans beurre". The later don't necessarily needs to be made
           | with cheap margarine, a good vegetal oil (or a combinaison)
           | suits very well. The flavor is different and I prefer those
           | than the butter ones. Freshness is a must obviously as peer
           | said.
        
             | esperent wrote:
             | You're right, and I was simplifying. The problem isn't
             | margarine per se, it's _cheap_ margarine. Which is what you
             | 'll find in nearly all supermarket croissants. Even the
             | ones advertising "all butter" in a supermarket will be
             | using the shittiest butter that they're still legally
             | allowed to call butter. Depends on the country but often
             | has additives like food coloring and artificial butter
             | flavor.
        
           | lm28469 wrote:
           | > It's not just the states, pretty much all of Europe
           | 
           | Everywhere you go pastries are not even 10% as good as in
           | France. You can pick anything in a semi decent french bakery
           | and it'll be miles ahead of the best pastries you'll find in
           | most places
           | 
           | That's one of the greatest mystery of life to me, all they
           | have to do is copy super simple hundred years old recipes.
           | Why don't they make flans ? eclairs ? croissants ? madeleines
           | ? sables ? Everyone else seems dead set on baking the
           | sweetest or greasiest things
        
             | GlobalFrog wrote:
             | Here is a recipe taught to students in bakung and pastries
             | : it takes quite a lot of time to make them properly, hence
             | the cost-cutting measures of a lot of shops !
             | https://encoreungateau.com/croissants-cap-patissier-
             | recette/
        
             | lazide wrote:
             | The steps required to make proper pastries are anything but
             | simple, and the ingredients are not particularly cheap
             | (anymore!) either.
             | 
             | What makes a croissant a croissant is hundreds of layers of
             | properly layered dough, with the right amount of butter
             | between layers, for instance.
        
           | sofixa wrote:
           | > even in France you'll find cheap croissants made with
           | margarine
           | 
           | Rare. Most bakeries in France serve their local community,
           | and they won't get repeat business if their croissants are
           | shit. There is actually a standard and you can't call
           | yourself a bakery (boulangerie) unless you make your stuff
           | from scratch onsite.
           | 
           | https://www.legifrance.gouv.fr/codes/section_lc/LEGITEXT0000.
           | ..
        
           | GuB-42 wrote:
           | And even then, beware of scams, even in France. "Real small
           | bakeries" is not a guarantee. Simple "croissants" don't have
           | to use butter, and they often don't. "Croissants au beurre"
           | have butter in it, but it may be only a small quantity, the
           | rest being a mix of vegetable fats. They are usually better
           | than the ones with margarine, but you still don't have the
           | real thing. You need to make sure to get "croissants pur
           | beurre", or even better "croissants pur beurre AOP".
           | 
           | Many bakeries have both, the "pur beurre" are more expensive,
           | obviously.
           | 
           | When you look at the raw ingredient price, it makes a lot of
           | sense that they want to use alternatives to butter. Margarine
           | is about 4EUR/kg, fake butter 8EUR/kg, real butter 12EUR/kg,
           | there is about 25g of it in a croissant. Considering that a
           | croissant is about 1EUR (outside of big cities / tourist
           | places), that's a significant fraction of the cost.
           | 
           | Also, most bakeries in France don't make their own
           | croissants, pur beurre or not. Even for those that make their
           | own bread. It is quite a complicated process and most
           | bakeries just buy them frozen from a factory and only do the
           | baking. Now, it doesn't mean they are bad, I prefer it when
           | croissants are fully made on site, but I can make do with
           | industrial dough, "pur beurre" however is non negotiable.
        
         | thaumasiotes wrote:
         | Costco will sell you an implausibly large number of croissants.
         | They're pretty good if you eat them the same day. They go bad
         | very rapidly, which makes sense given that the minimum purchase
         | size is something like 24.
         | 
         | They're still better than Costco's "bagels", which do not share
         | any properties of bagels other than the toroidal shape.
        
           | jdpage wrote:
           | I'm not a croissant expert, but I do like the Costco ones. I
           | just need to convince 2-3 friends to split them with me, and
           | then eat multiple per day, in order for them to make sense as
           | a purchase.
        
         | julian_t wrote:
         | Same with bagels here in the UK. Round bread with a hole in it,
         | for the most part.
        
         | wiether wrote:
         | > I wish we had croussants
         | 
         | That's funny because the typo you made at "croissants" make it
         | sound exactly like this guy says it
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScSp4mGIrdE
        
       | bvan wrote:
       | La Frenchtech at its peak.
        
       | wakawaka28 wrote:
       | How are they going to discourage roaches from eating your mail?
        
       | SoftTalker wrote:
       | Has science gone too far?
        
       | genter wrote:
       | Better than the time that a utility company mailed out a gas-
       | scented flyer to teach people what a gas leak smelled like. 911
       | was inundated with gas leak calls.
       | 
       | (Search is so fucking useless these days that I can't find
       | anything about it, but pretty sure it was in New York.)
        
         | eichin wrote:
         | I remember a scratch-and-sniff version, rather than just
         | scented (in western CT, in the 1970s - they must have bulk sent
         | them, noone in the neighborhood actually _had_ gas service so
         | it wasn 't in with gas bills.) That's enough to find
         | https://hackaday.com/2024/12/03/scratch-and-sniff-stickers-a...
         | and the search https://www.google.com/search?q=scratch-and-
         | sniff+mercaptan&... actually turns up a bunch of present-day
         | gas vendors that will send them to you on request!
        
         | dmurray wrote:
         | Natural gas is odourless, so the smell of a gas leak is
         | artificially chosen. They could have just made all the piped
         | gas smell like croissants instead.
        
       | rendaw wrote:
       | Or is it that they made all croissants stamp-scented instead?
        
       | tempodox wrote:
       | Wonderful, I want one! Say what you will, the French have good
       | taste.
       | 
       | Naturally, this also poses some serious questions:
       | 
       | - Will this lead to more croissants being eaten? Everyone within
       | reach of such a stamp could be affected. Will bakeries have to
       | brace themselves?
       | 
       | - How will this affect the stamp collector scene? Will they flip
       | upside down to get one of these? Will they eat more croissants?
       | 
       | Only time can tell!
        
         | wiether wrote:
         | You can order them here: https://www.laposte.fr/pp/c/timbre-
         | croissant-au-beurre
        
       | batterylake wrote:
       | Who said Europe can't innovate
        
         | classified wrote:
         | Who said we can't have nice things?
        
       | buyucu wrote:
       | I want one! Seriously, this should be a thing with more scents.
        
       | _ZeD_ wrote:
       | > artisan croissants [...] "emblem of French gastronomy,"
       | 
       | and yet italian cornetti are better _grin_
        
       | modo_mario wrote:
       | I'm quite sad that here in Belgium companies now often use stamps
       | that aren't actual little bits of paper anymore but ink stamps on
       | the envelope.
       | 
       | I hope that doesn't spread. I have a generational stamp
       | collection that I'd love to keep expanding.
        
         | ElevenLathe wrote:
         | In the US businesses that send any significant amount of mail
         | have used "postage machines" (which print right onto the
         | envelope) for decades. Physical stamps (though they're self-
         | adhesive now, no licking) are for very low volume mail users,
         | like individuals.
        
         | wkjagt wrote:
         | In The Netherlands you can buy digital "stamps" online. They're
         | nine characters you write in a square pattern on the envelope.
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | Does the IRS use stamps too?
        
       | seydor wrote:
       | Also stamp-scented croissants?
        
       | sunshine-o wrote:
       | The sad part is France annihilated most of the last small
       | independent bakers a few years ago when they they jacked up
       | energy prices.
       | 
       | It is now quite hard to find a really good croissant there.
       | 
       | On the bright side the new Renault 5 looks fantastic [0]
       | 
       | - [0] https://www.renault.co.uk/electric-vehicles/r5-e-tech-
       | electr...
        
         | sofixa wrote:
         | > The sad part is France annihilated most of the last small
         | independent bakers a few years ago when they they jacked up
         | energy prices.
         | 
         | What? Source? "Last small independent bakers" What? France is
         | full with bakers. There are bakeries everywhere, even villages
         | have a bakery. Most are mom and pop shops.
         | 
         | And what do you mean "they" jacked up prices? There was a war
         | that severely impacted energy markets, and France had to
         | nationalise the national electricity provider to cover the
         | massive gap because most of that price difference was passed on
         | to consumers. From what I recall, France was one of the
         | countries that isolated the most.
        
         | samzub wrote:
         | Annihilated is very much exaggerated, even if the bakery sector
         | is changing for sure and is facing the same issues of inflation
         | as everyone.
         | 
         | Number of bakeries is stable around 33 000 in 2025, down from
         | 36 500 in 1990 [0][1] Revenues are up for both independant and
         | franchised, and while the franchises grow faster than
         | independants, they represent >90% of the total bakeries.
         | 
         | [0] article and data from 2025:
         | https://boulangerie.org/economie/ [1] article from 2023, data
         | from 2022: https://www.artisans-gourmands.fr/project/la-
         | boulangerie-pat...
        
           | sunshine-o wrote:
           | I don't know, The Hill reported [0] that:
           | 
           | > The renegotiation -- brokered by the French government --
           | comes as many of France's 33,000 bakeries face financial ruin
           | amid spiking energy costs spurred in part by the Russian
           | invasion of Ukraine. > > Energy suppliers like TotalEnergies
           | and EDF have agreed to allow the country's bakeries to
           | renegotiate their contracts if they struggle to pay their
           | bills due to rising energy and crop prices, according to
           | Finance Minister Bruno Le Maire. > > These companies have
           | agreed in principle "to dissolve contracts when prices have
           | risen prohibitively high and unsustainable for some
           | bakeries," Le Maire told reporters.
           | 
           | The precise number of 33 000 bakeries would mean that all of
           | them faced financial ruin?
           | 
           | That's a bit much.
           | 
           | I remember this was at the time when there was this EU rule
           | which mandate to align the price of electricity on gas. Only
           | Spain and Portugal did not apply it.
           | 
           | We have to remember those oven use enormous amount of
           | electricity and in fact many bakeries do not produce much of
           | what they sell on-site. It is often made in factories.
           | 
           | Funny enough there is a better chance that bread you buy in a
           | supermarket have been cooked on-site than in a small bakery.
           | 
           | - [0] https://thehill.com/policy/equilibrium-
           | sustainability/379737...
        
       | colangelod wrote:
       | Next up... "French officials baffled as to why raccoons are
       | attacking mail trucks"
        
       | krmbzds wrote:
       | A story about a stamp with no picture of the stamp. Great
       | journalism.
       | 
       | Here's the first search result with the actual picture of the
       | stamp: https://www.thelocal.fr/20251009/french-post-office-rolls-
       | ou...
        
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