[HN Gopher] Founder sentenced to seven years in prison for fraud...
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       Founder sentenced to seven years in prison for fraudulent sale to
       JPMorgan
        
       Author : mandeepj
       Score  : 151 points
       Date   : 2025-09-30 12:53 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
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       | frogperson wrote:
       | He broke an unwritten, cardinal rule, which is to never steal
       | from the rich.
        
         | showmexyz wrote:
         | Still what she did was fraud. From the article - "Still, the
         | judge criticized the bank, saying "they have a lot to blame
         | themselves" for after failing to do adequate due diligence. He
         | quickly added, though, that he was "punishing her conduct and
         | not JPMorgan's stupidity." "
        
           | mothballed wrote:
           | Not to justify it, but why isn't the founder of UPS (edit:
           | Fedex) in prison? I don't think it was legal to go and
           | literally spend their money at the casino.
           | 
           | If you turn a profit no one cares (unless you're Shkreli,
           | don't think his investors lost money, but he pissed off some
           | politicians because he said the quiet parts out loud about
           | how the pharma industry works), if you lose it's fraud.
           | 
           | When all the winners are doing it, hard to compete
           | otherwise... not that it makes it right.
        
             | privatelypublic wrote:
             | What are you thinking the crime would be? He bet his
             | company on a literal toss of the dice instead of the
             | routine figurative ones.
             | 
             | Outside of Bribery and ?SarBox? (Whichever regulation
             | handles kickbacks, etc), I can't think of anything.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | If you spend investor money at a literal casino while
               | advertising a non-casino related business, and pay the
               | investors back, probably people will view you as not
               | committing a crime.
               | 
               | If you get investor money or get a loan on the basis of
               | funding logistics investments, bet it on roulette red,
               | and go bankrupt, I would expect you'd be looking at hard
               | jail time for fraud.
               | 
               | So I'm thinking the crime would be nothing, because he
               | was a winner, and the optics totally changed, and fraud
               | relies on very subjective opinions of a jury.
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | There are lots of examples of people going to jail
               | despite investors getting their money back, like SBF and
               | Shkreli. Even Madoff investors got 94% of their
               | investments back.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Shkreli is the only one of those 3 that fully paid back
               | his investors, and it took him pissing off virtually
               | every politician and a bunch of wealthy insurance
               | executives/administrators to get enough resources
               | mobilized to get a conviction (and being one of the most
               | uncharismatic people on earth, which didn't help him at
               | trial).
               | 
               | I think you are definitely in a much worse place for a
               | fraud conviction if you lose money.
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | News stories said SBF investors were going to get 118% of
               | their money back. Did that not happen?
               | 
               | https://techcrunch.com/2024/05/08/ftx-crypto-fraud-
               | victims-t...
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | No because the assets ('money') deposited to SBF were
               | crypto, and you just gamified it by doing a currency
               | exchange to USD while disingenuously failing to note that
               | in that time the USD value of the crypto went up.
               | 
               | If you want an accurate reflection, note how much of the
               | crypto deposited went in, and then how much came back out
               | after SBF lost it.
               | 
               | This would be like me depositing USD, someone stealing
               | some of it, then you bragging the value went up because I
               | have a larger quantity as measured in Venezuelan
               | Bolivars. What actually happened is their % they recouped
               | was less than 100 until you artificially change to an
               | entirely different currency.
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | Sure, if you believe crypto is a currency.
        
               | Macha wrote:
               | It's not super relevant. If you were responsible for
               | managing a property for someone and instead sold it
               | outside your agreed authority and dumped the money into
               | nvidia shares in 2020, you'd still be in trouble with the
               | owner of that property even if the nvidia shares did
               | better in USD terms than the property would have
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | Yes, which is why SBF is in jail for 25 years.
        
               | BobaFloutist wrote:
               | Ok, I deposit stock shares, you lose 50% of them under
               | the couch, but the stock price goes up 110% so when the
               | government seizes and liquidates your assets I have
               | slightly more cash than the original value of what I
               | deposited. Did you lose me money?
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | I didn't lose you your stake, I lost you your gains.
               | 
               | Losing the gains put SBF in jail for 25 years. Mothballed
               | original comment was "So I'm thinking the crime would be
               | nothing,".
        
               | stackskipton wrote:
               | No, those repayment numbers are what their crypto was
               | worth at time of bankruptcy and interest is nowhere close
               | to what you could have made just doing index fund on top
               | of any damage done since they didn't have the money.
               | 
               | If I stole 1000 bucks from you 3 years ago and repaid
               | 1080 back now, sure, you got some interest, but you still
               | be pretty unhappy with not having access to that money.
               | For some, lack of access to that money could have been
               | extremely damaging.
        
             | potato3732842 wrote:
             | > (unless you're Shkreli, don't think his investors lost
             | money, but he pissed off some politicians because he said
             | the quiet parts out loud about how the pharma industry
             | works)
             | 
             | What's the TL;DR? His wikipedia page doesn't make it
             | obvious.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Shkreli's schtick was to buy out or control pharma
               | companies that had a monopoly and jack the everliving
               | fuck out of the prices. He had some programs for
               | uninsured people, but he would milk the insurance
               | companies absolutely dry, which gave him some wild
               | profits.
               | 
               | This made a bunch of powerful people absolutely enraged,
               | as he was basically publicly bragging about jacking the
               | ever living fuck out of the prices. Pharma companies do
               | this but Shkreli would publicly say it and tell the truth
               | that basically the other companies were doing it while
               | pretending to be good people, and he was only being
               | honest about it. Poor people were pissed because they
               | were told they couldn't get their drugs (I'm unaware if
               | the program that allowed uninsured people to get them for
               | cheap was real or not), and the rich insurance people
               | pissed because he was basically he was bilking them.
               | 
               | So they went back and discovered one or some of his other
               | early enterprises weren't profitable, but that he had
               | used money he made off his later pharma enterprises to
               | pay back his earlier investors.
               | 
               | In trial, his investors testified they were happy with
               | the situation, lost no money, and would invest with him
               | again. But they still convicted him for fraud, even
               | despite the 'victims' themselves did not believe they
               | were defrauded. It didn't help that Shkreli is probably
               | one of the most profoundly unlikeable people you can
               | possible listen to, unless you're not bothered to hear a
               | hyper-capitalist be honest about how they do business.
        
               | potato3732842 wrote:
               | Sounds like basically the big boy version of how all the
               | other psychiatrists who run plausibly deniable pill mills
               | will screech about the one running a flagrant pill mill
               | until they lose their license.
        
               | notmyjob wrote:
               | Victims not wanting prosecution doesn't absolve the
               | perpetrator as wife beaters learn all the time. I also
               | think Skhreli's biggest mistake was threatening Hillary
               | Clinton.
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | If a wife says at trial she wasn't beat, it's extremely
               | likely you're getting a conviction. I'm aware of a recent
               | high profile case (Mike Glover) where the partner even
               | had signs of broken bones and a beaten down door and the
               | partner just later changed her story to those being due
               | to a recreational accident outdoors and that pretty much
               | terminated the case between that and her not providing a
               | favorable testimony. But that's aside the point.
               | 
               | In this case the wife never called the cops, and then
               | when the cops showed up she claimed she wasn't beat, and
               | not only that she has no visible marks or bruises or
               | anything.
               | 
               | And none of this is justifying any of it. Just showing
               | how far outside of what we commonly see in fraud cases
               | that actually get convicted.
        
               | FireBeyond wrote:
               | This is a really weird spin on Shkreli's antics.
               | 
               | He would paint himself as a working man's hero, "I'm
               | making insurers pay more so you can get your drugs
               | cheaper", always avoiding the awkward questions of where
               | the insurer's money came from and why premiums kept
               | rising (note that I'm also not siding with insurers here,
               | especially those who have implemented PBMs to leech money
               | into their pockets). He basically treated the public as
               | useful idiots who thought that insurance was paying more
               | for their drugs out of ... charity? Goodwill? The money
               | fairy?
               | 
               | Then there was also the fact that at least once (and to a
               | slightly lesser extent, twice), he went to the FDA to
               | block the approval of a new drug, arguing it shouldn't be
               | on the market. Why?
               | 
               | Not because it was less effective than the market options
               | - it had better results.
               | 
               | Not because it had more/worse side effects, complications
               | and interactions - it had better results there too.
               | 
               | Not because it was prohibitive, or patenting or anything
               | stifling to the market.
               | 
               | No, it was because Shkreli had recently purchased a
               | manufacturer of one of those existing drugs and their
               | portfolio, and had been in the process of ramping up his
               | price gouging on that drug, i.e. "The FDA should block
               | approval of this better drug because it limits my ability
               | to profit from my 'worse' drug."
        
               | mothballed wrote:
               | Regardless on your take about his antics, it seems clear
               | the fraud prosecution had a lot more to do with his
               | pharma antics than the government actually caring that
               | much about how he paid back investors at prior companies,
               | especially since to my knowledge none of his investors
               | were going to the government with complaints. No one gave
               | a shit about the guy until his (seemingly legal) pharma
               | 'gouging' practices pissed off a huge segment of
               | influential people.
        
               | FireBeyond wrote:
               | I do unfortunately agree with that. But to this day I
               | still see people who see him as some unsung hero, and the
               | prosecution of him for one of many horrible acts was one
               | that only doubled down on that vision.
        
             | 1123581321 wrote:
             | There is truth to this. She was exposed because JP Morgan
             | ran a marketing campaign that converted extremely poorly.
             | Better purchased data might've prevented significant
             | forensics. The poor due diligence had already been signed
             | off.
             | 
             | While she committed fraud, I feel sorry for her because of
             | her naivety. It must've been a sick moment when they asked
             | to examine the data during due diligence. If she'd known
             | that would be used for marketing integration so quickly,
             | maybe she would have backed out of the deal.
        
               | miltonlost wrote:
               | From the complaint: > In particular, CC-1 and JAVICE
               | asked Engineer-1 to supplement a list of Frank's website
               | visitors with additional data fields containing synthetic
               | data. > Engineer-1 was uncomfortable with the request and
               | stated, in sum and substance, "I don't want to do
               | anything illegal." JAVICE and CC-1 claimed to Engineer-1
               | that it was legal. JAVICE stated to Engineer-1, in sum
               | and substance, "We don't want to end up in orange
               | jumpsuits." Engineer-1 declined the request from JAVICE
               | and CC-1.
               | 
               | She's not naive. She was told this was illegal and then
               | did it still. She knew this was fraud.
        
               | 1123581321 wrote:
               | Yes, read the same. Naive in thinking she could get past
               | that and they wouldn't do anything particularly revealing
               | with the data. A smarter fraudster would've backed out
               | earlier with less damage.
        
               | IncreasePosts wrote:
               | She's so naive, she just hung around until someone found
               | out the fraud.
               | 
               | It made me wonder what she was thinking when her $30M
               | share landed in her bank account. "Whee, I got away with
               | it", "it's their problem now"?
               | 
               | I don't think I would commit fraud, but if I did it for
               | that amount, I would be on a flight to Malaysia or some
               | other place with no extradition with the US!
        
             | curiousObject wrote:
             | _why isn 't the founder of UPS in prison? I don't think it
             | was legal to go and literally spend their money at the
             | casino_
             | 
             | That was FedEx's founder, Fred Smith. It wasn't UPS
             | 
             | He only had $5,000 of funds remaining, which he gambled
             | playing blackjack, so the potential loss to investors was
             | small. He'd already lost almost all their investments
             | through operating FeDex
        
               | FireBeyond wrote:
               | The investors?
               | 
               | At that point he had been stiffing his pilots on wages
               | for weeks or months, and with many also paying fuel bills
               | on their personal credit cards/checks, since many fuelers
               | had canceled FedEx's accounts.
               | 
               | Yeah, $5K isn't a whole lot, but if I'm a pilot
               | struggling to put food on my family's table, and the CEO
               | takes company money to Vegas, I'm not thinking "Oh, but
               | the investors" or "Sure, it's not that much money
               | anyway".
               | 
               | I don't see why people (not saying you, in particular)
               | see this as some heroic founder "risking it all". He
               | wasn't. He was risking the company's "all", after asking
               | the employees to suck up his mismanagement.
        
               | curiousObject wrote:
               | _some heroic founder "risking it all". He wasn't. He was
               | risking the company's "all", after asking the employees
               | to suck up his mismanagement._
               | 
               | I agree. He was asking employees not to cash their
               | paychecks sometimes. $5000 is inconsequential compared to
               | that forced investment from employees and business
               | partners
        
             | IncreasePosts wrote:
             | There's no knowledge as to whether he used company money,
             | or personal cash/line of credit. In fact, there's no
             | knowledge of the story is even true, apart from what one
             | dead man wrote!
        
         | troyvit wrote:
         | I was about to go on a rant about, "Why is it ethical to put
         | people in jail for doing things that only affect money? Was
         | anybody at JPMorgan hurt as bad as jail will hurt this person?"
         | But you already answered the question.
        
           | fourseventy wrote:
           | If I steal all your money I shouldn't go to jail?
        
         | taytus wrote:
         | same as Theranos
        
         | arbuge wrote:
         | She
        
         | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
         | _> He broke an unwritten, cardinal rule, which is to never
         | steal from the rich._
         | 
         | "She".
         | 
         | The name is "Charlie," but it's a young woman.
         | 
         | And, like another young woman, she stole from the rich, and got
         | jailed.
         | 
         | She'll probably get a federal minimum-security prison (no
         | fences and a golf course).
         | 
         | They aren't quite "Camp Cupcake," but they are a far cry from
         | places like Leavenworth (I've known folks that have done time
         | in both).
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | Believe it or not, smaller fraudsters get prosecuted all the
         | time, too. One of the news reporters I followed on Twitter in
         | my area liked to follow all of the small cases of real estate
         | and business fraud in my area. There were a lot of prosecutions
         | for people who were stealing <$10K at a time through affinity
         | fraud and fake business investments.
         | 
         | You just don't hear about them as much because someone going to
         | jail for stealing $60K from a couple families from their church
         | in a fake real estate scheme isn't as exciting as a massive
         | fraud against JP Morgan.
        
           | HankStallone wrote:
           | A few years ago the manager of our local Menards got
           | convicted of stealing over a half-million dollars over 5
           | years. She only got 180 days, too, and was allowed to leave
           | the jail for work. Depending on how high on the hog she lived
           | for those five years, she might figure it was worth it.
           | 
           | I knew one local HVAC company where the office manager
           | skimmed off six figures over something like 20 years before
           | she got caught. Just slow and steady, never taking enough to
           | be obvious, I guess. It happens more than people would think.
        
             | wil421 wrote:
             | I knew a guy whose parents basically invented thrift
             | stores. He's accountant did the same thing while he was
             | battling drug addiction. Not sure if she ever got
             | prosecuted I think the owner wanted to move on. Then he
             | died of a heart attack.
        
         | rdtsc wrote:
         | > He broke an unwritten, cardinal rule, which is to never steal
         | from the rich.
         | 
         | Right from the article
         | 
         | > Addressing the court before she was sentenced, Javice,
         | 
         | "she was" ...
         | 
         | The title even:
         | 
         | > Charlie Javice sentenced to seven years in prison for
         | fraudulent sale of her startup
         | 
         | "her startup" ...
         | 
         | Kind of curious, how did you determine their gender? Guessing,
         | saw the title on HN only without clicking on the link assumed
         | it must be a "him"?
        
       | rchaud wrote:
       | > Javice appeared regularly on cable news programs to boost
       | Frank's profile, also once appearing on Forbes' "30 Under 30"
       | list.
       | 
       | ...alongside other scrupulous business luminaries like Sam
       | Bankman Fried, Shkreli and Holmes.
        
         | jordanb wrote:
         | The Management Consulting to Prison Pipeline.
        
       | renewiltord wrote:
       | Lol the biggest loser here is the ad tech company that was used
       | to validate the entirely generated emails and somehow gave JPMC
       | the belief that the emails matched in the DB. Get fucking rekt.
        
       | exasperaited wrote:
       | Sentenced to a really, really expensive purchase of Trump
       | shitcoin. I'm sure he can find something to like about someone
       | who made a fool of JPMorgan.
        
       | generalpf wrote:
       | Another Forbes 30 under 30!
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | It's funny how a lot of those media blurb lists are just "this
         | person says they're doing things at a functional business".
        
       | TuringNYC wrote:
       | >> A prosecutor, Micah Fergenson, though, said JPMorgan "didn't
       | get a functioning business" in exchange for its investment. "They
       | acquired a crime scene."
       | 
       | I do not understand how an acquisition this big got thru due
       | diligence without noticing all the fake users. Anyone in
       | corporate M&A know if it is normal to spend this much money
       | without inspecting the goods? Seems like the most basic of OLAP
       | queries and two days of effort would reveal very suspicious
       | userbase.
        
         | upupupandaway wrote:
         | One previous company I was CTO of got acquired by Amazon and
         | they spent 60 days going through everything, including every
         | line of code. I doubt a fraud of this caliber would have gone
         | unnoticed with that kind of due diligence.
        
           | vjvjvjvjghv wrote:
           | Sometimes I wonder if there is a lot of scrutiny in small
           | things but when things get large and complex they basically
           | give up and wave it through.
           | 
           | I see a similar thing at my work in medical devices. In
           | theory we have to validate all libraries we are using. So if
           | you want to share some code you have to create a ton of
           | documents. But when we use something like nodejs with
           | hundreds of dependencies the whole process basically gets
           | handwaved away because validating everything would be too
           | much work.
        
             | brandall10 wrote:
             | It's not that complex, there was nothing technical here.
             | You could say this was 'social engineering' at some level.
             | 
             | She pushed back against access to the customer list
             | claiming privacy laws as a shield. JPMorgan was overly
             | eager and didn't want to blow up the deal by challenging
             | her.
        
             | chatmasta wrote:
             | I wouldn't be surprised if they waved it through because
             | "who would be dumb enough to provide us a fraudulent list
             | of customers?" She was always going to be discovered once
             | they tried to market to the list. So I could see them
             | speedrunning due diligence under the assumption that, if
             | it's totally fraudulent, it will be obvious eventually and
             | then we'll sue her. The deal is not large enough to affect
             | our bottom line, and the obvious risk of defrauding us
             | makes it unlikely she's defrauding us.
        
             | wat10000 wrote:
             | In programming, this is called bikeshedding. You present
             | plans for some massively complicated industrial plant, and
             | people will mostly skim it. Then you want to build a small
             | bike shed for construction workers to use during the
             | project, and now that they're presented with something
             | understandable, everyone involved has to have input and the
             | whole process drags out.
        
         | jlarocco wrote:
         | The article says the judge called them out for not doing enough
         | due dilligence.
         | 
         | The fact that they didn't do enough research doesn't mean it's
         | okay to scam them, though.
        
           | ajross wrote:
           | Right, it doesn't change the direction of criminality. But
           | nonetheless JPM is out that money regardless (maybe some will
           | get clawed back, but probably most of it was spent). "I got
           | scammed and the perp is going to jail" isn't a good excuse to
           | tell your boss about you lost $175M, either.
           | 
           | Lessons abound here. Slow down on the tech habit folks,
           | especially if you're an investment bank and not a VC
           | incubator.
        
             | fsckboy wrote:
             | > _JPM is out that money regardless ... probably most of it
             | was spent_
             | 
             | an MBA entrepreneur who starts a business and sells it to
             | you for $175 million through normal channels is not likely
             | to spend the money. this wasn't a fund wiring scam.
        
           | CodeWriter23 wrote:
           | > The fact that they didn't do enough research doesn't mean
           | it's okay to scam them, though.
           | 
           | True, if one does not mind risking the Orange Jumpsuit
           | scenario
        
           | lurkshark wrote:
           | I wonder if there was an aspect to it where the scam was so
           | audacious that they figured it wasn't a scam. Like a "there's
           | no way they would generate millions of fake users which would
           | obviously get caught post-acquisition, we must be missing
           | something"
        
           | MangoToupe wrote:
           | > The fact that they didn't do enough research doesn't mean
           | it's okay to scam them, though.
           | 
           | It is absolutely, 100% morally OK to scam investment bankers.
           | It's just not legal.
        
         | bix6 wrote:
         | $175M isn't that big for JPM. It's only 0.02% of its market
         | cap.
        
           | NickC25 wrote:
           | They also have $4.3T in AUM. $175M for them is quite
           | literally pennies to them.
        
             | paxys wrote:
             | AUM isn't relevant because it isn't their money.
        
               | bix6 wrote:
               | Well they get fees on it so what do they care?
        
               | paxys wrote:
               | They only get fees if you use their wealth management
               | services. You can open an account and start trading
               | stocks/ETFs for free, and they get nothing.
        
               | bix6 wrote:
               | Not true. They get payment for order flow, spread
               | capture, cash sweep, securities lending, etc.
        
               | paxys wrote:
               | None of which has anything to do with their AUM
        
               | bix6 wrote:
               | Sure AUC what's up with all the nitting sheesh!!!
        
             | zeusk wrote:
             | AUM is not theirs to keep; and market cap is a very
             | deceitful metric especially for banks where liabilities
             | dwarf the market cap.
        
               | bix6 wrote:
               | My point is that it's a minor transaction for them
        
         | brandall10 wrote:
         | She pushed back on any direct vetting of the list using privacy
         | laws as a shield and JPMorgan didn't challenge it due to
         | competitive pressure to get the deal done ASAP.
         | 
         | Clearly, if only 10% of the list was real, it would be pretty
         | easy to validate that with a small random sample.
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | The way that due diligence would have discovered this was not
           | to take the list and start doing spot checks on it.
           | 
           | The way due diligence should have found this is that it
           | should have been written all over the financials. What do you
           | mean you have 4 million customers and a support staff of 20?
           | What do you mean you have 4 million customers but your
           | revenue is {clearly too low}? What do you mean you have 4
           | million customers but your website spend is {clearly too
           | low}?
           | 
           | It's over an order of magnitude. It should be written all
           | over the company. Experienced DD should have smelled a rat
           | within about 2-3 hours, although nailing it down could take
           | much longer. The logical conclusion I draw is that there was
           | no experienced DD done. In isolation this would a tough
           | claim, however, I look around and I see a lot of Wall Street
           | activity on this time frame that shows no evidence of Due
           | Diligence being done and it seems to be part of a pattern.
           | 
           | (The question of _why_ there was no DD is a separate one.)
        
             | brandall10 wrote:
             | The problem here is this wasn't about MAU. JPMorgan wanted
             | a verified student data asset they could market to, so
             | stale accounts were fine. Diligence focused on whether
             | Frank had "records" (name, email, DOB, etc.), not whether
             | those records were active.
             | 
             | Beyond that, JPMorgan didn't want to push too hard and risk
             | blowing up the deal as there was competitive pressure.
             | Calling out "these numbers seem odd" could have spooked
             | Jauvice, and they figured the reps & warranties in the
             | contract gave them enough protection if things went south.
        
               | TuringNYC wrote:
               | >> The problem here is this wasn't about MAU. JPMorgan
               | wanted a verified student data asset they could market
               | to, so stale accounts were fine. Diligence focused on
               | whether Frank had "records" (name, email, DOB, etc.), not
               | whether those records were active.
               | 
               | This isnt about inactive data, they had an outside data
               | scientist create an artificially generated usage dataset!
        
               | brandall10 wrote:
               | That's not what I said.
               | 
               | JPMorgan thought they were getting legitimate users of
               | the product at some point in time - they didn't care
               | whether or not they were currently active, hence vetting
               | ops didn't really matter much.
        
               | wat10000 wrote:
               | Funny how that has the exact same shape as a typical scam
               | targeted at individuals. They usually rely on creating a
               | sense of urgency and the sense that you could blow the
               | whole thing if you aren't careful. A warrant scam will
               | tell you that they need payment (in gift cards, of
               | course) _right now_ or you 're going to jail, and
               | likewise if you hang up or tell anyone what's going on
               | (and thus might have someone tell you that you're being
               | had) you're going to jail.
               | 
               | Not far off from "you can't inspect the business you're
               | buying too hard, or the deal is off." And just like with
               | individual scams, that should be a sign that it's shady
               | and you should bail out.
        
               | brandall10 wrote:
               | Of course, but this is basic human psychology when power
               | asymmetry is at play. Frank "held the cards" in this
               | deal, so to speak, and was helmed by a CEO that
               | demonstrated sociopathic tendencies willing to do
               | whatever it took.
               | 
               | You can of course hold to a particular standard, but if a
               | competitor is willing to relax that standard, you lose a
               | distinct advantage.
        
               | hobs wrote:
               | No you don't - they are now vulnerable to scams and you
               | are not.
        
               | brandall10 wrote:
               | For this deal, sure. What about others? Many times your
               | competitors will come out ahead.
               | 
               | Risky decisions happen all the time in business, as long
               | as the risk is outweighed by the perceived reward.
        
             | simonsarris wrote:
             | > What do you mean you have 4 million customers and a
             | support staff of 20?
             | 
             | Sure to the rest, but: Whatsapp had 55 employees and 450
             | million users when it was acquired. It's at least
             | conceivable to tell a story (lie) that's two orders of
             | magnitude smaller. (And the real number was "only" off by
             | one zero.)
        
               | jerf wrote:
               | Consider it holistically, rather than one at a time.
               | Every company has its own footprint of "per customer"
               | resource usage, and every company probably has unusually
               | low aspects one way or another, but when a company comes
               | back as "low" to "very low" for _every_ such metric, it
               | 's time to investigate harder. Maybe they're just that
               | genius, or maybe there's something about the company you
               | don't understand yet, or maybe they're cheating you...
               | the whole point of due diligence is to resolve those
               | "maybes" into "certainlies", because they all factor in
               | to your decisions.
        
               | pessimizer wrote:
               | Whatsapp elaborately explained how it was doing this to
               | the public, it was with a technology (Erlang/OTP) that
               | had rarely been used before, and that technology had been
               | designed for and very successful in an almost identically
               | shaped context (telecom switches.)
               | 
               | Also, more obviously, people you knew were using it every
               | day. 450M is different than 4M, and way different than
               | 300K. If Whatsapp were lying and saying they had 4.5B
               | users, I'd expect JP Morgan to catch that within a few
               | hours, too.
        
               | Dylan16807 wrote:
               | > Whatsapp elaborately explained how it was doing this to
               | the public, it was with a technology (Erlang/OTP) that
               | had rarely been used before, and that technology had been
               | designed for and very successful in an almost identically
               | shaped context (telecom switches.)
               | 
               | Sure. But the point is, Whatsapp had 0.5 total employees
               | per 4 million users, and Frank had 20 support employees
               | per 4 million supposed users.
               | 
               | Even if you think Whatsapp has a _massive_ advantage,
               | those numbers don 't make it look like Frank is the one
               | that's lacking in staff.
               | 
               | > Also, more obviously, people you knew were using it
               | every day. 450M is different than 4M, and way different
               | than 300K. If Whatsapp were lying and saying they had
               | 4.5B users, I'd expect JP Morgan to catch that within a
               | few hours, too.
               | 
               | For these reasons it would be much harder for Whatsapp to
               | lie that way.
               | 
               | The corollary of that is it would be much easier for
               | Frank to do it.
        
               | TuringNYC wrote:
               | WhatsApp doesn't need staff because they weren't
               | processing regulated financial transactions. Thr app
               | operated in a best efforts basis since it was mostly
               | free. You don't need customer support staff for that --
               | there is no support.
        
               | cheema33 wrote:
               | > Whatsapp had 55 employees and 450 million users when it
               | was acquired.
               | 
               | WeWork had the opposite problem. A lot of employees and
               | expenses and not enough paying users. Having lots of
               | employees and lots of expenses by itself doesn't mean
               | much. WeWork still got billions in funding. Due diligence
               | was an issue there as well.
        
               | mbesto wrote:
               | > Sure to the rest, but: Whatsapp had 55 employees and
               | 450 million users when it was acquired.
               | 
               | JPM regularly acquires businesses that do not look like
               | WhatsApp and look more like Frank. For 99% of the
               | acquirers out there, seeing a business with $450m in ARR
               | with 55 employees definitely makes your eyes bulge.
        
               | TuringNYC wrote:
               | WhatsApp didn't process financial txns and wasn't in a
               | regulated marketplace.
        
             | danielmarkbruce wrote:
             | A good fraudster has a good chance in any space where users
             | don't pay for the service. Users, traffic, basically
             | everything that isn't cold hard cash can be faked very well
             | these days.
        
           | TuringNYC wrote:
           | You could also obfuscate all PII and just join the user table
           | with the website clickstream table and notice that only 10%
           | of the users had any associated clickstream.
        
             | gruez wrote:
             | Presumably JPM didn't have prod db access to run whatever
             | queries they want, and had to ask for access. They also
             | faked user tables. What makes you think they wouldn't have
             | faked the user activity table as well?
        
               | TuringNYC wrote:
               | Ok so sometimes when people come to me for an angel
               | investment I ask to look at their Pendo/GA records. I
               | mean you could fake those, but that's a lot of work and
               | possibly harder than actually getting the business in the
               | first
        
           | mbesto wrote:
           | > She pushed back on any direct vetting of the list using
           | privacy laws as a shield and JPMorgan didn't challenge it due
           | to competitive pressure to get the deal done ASAP.
           | 
           | DD guy here.
           | 
           | This is more common then people think. M&A deal dynamics are
           | funny and this is usually a tactic that investment bankers
           | who represent sellers use. According to my cursory research
           | she didn't use an investment banker. For someone fresh out of
           | biz school with no M&A/banking experience that's umm...BOLD.
        
         | cactusplant7374 wrote:
         | > Seems like the most basic of OLAP queries and two days of
         | effort would reveal very suspicious userbase.
         | 
         | What would those queries look like?
        
           | jon-wood wrote:
           | SELECT COUNT(*) FROM users would have been a start from the
           | sound of it.
        
             | cactusplant7374 wrote:
             | > Meanwhile, Amar purchased a list of 4.5 million real
             | college students and their data from ASL Marketing for
             | $105,000. Frank executives later supplemented that list --
             | which only had email addresses for a portion of the
             | students -- by purchasing more data from an information
             | services company.
             | 
             | https://www.highereddive.com/news/jpmorgan-chase-alleges-
             | ed-...
        
           | TuringNYC wrote:
           | SELECT USER_ID,COUNT(*) FROM WEBSITE_CLICKSTREAM GROUP BY
           | USER_ID
        
           | sontek wrote:
           | SELECT COUNT(*) FROM users WHERE date_deleted IS NULL AND
           | date_last_activity >= CURRENT_DATE - INTERVAL '120 days';
        
         | chatmasta wrote:
         | If you read the details in some of the earlier articles about
         | this, they avoided plenty of due diligence. But she also went
         | to great lengths to prevent them from completing that due
         | diligence. And for the minimal due diligence she _did_ permit
         | them to undertake, she only ever sent them fraudulent data and
         | documentation.
        
           | diognesofsinope wrote:
           | There was an article on Bloomberg or WSJ that said the
           | Director in the acquisition had a Teams chat where she said
           | "sometimes you don't need to do due diligence at all" lol
        
         | tverbeure wrote:
         | Back in the nineties, Philips was days away from signing a
         | licensing deal for a revolutionary video compression technology
         | that compressed whole movies down to 8KB. The former Philips
         | CTO was a strong believer. And then the inventor died and
         | nothing ever came of it.
         | 
         | To be a fly on the wall during due diligence meetings between
         | Philips engineers and management.
         | 
         | https://lowendbox.com/blog/the-man-who-was-paid-e113000-for-...
        
           | pinewurst wrote:
           | Once upon a time, I was strenuously recruited by a startup
           | with similar, if not quite as extreme, codec promises. When I
           | understood that my job would be rigging demos while trying to
           | realize the non-software founder's "algorithm", I pretty much
           | had to fake my own death to escape them. Shudder...
        
           | cheema33 wrote:
           | Video codec compression scams remained popular even in early
           | 2000s. I worked for a very large public tech company. One of
           | the top 10 in that era. And they fell hard for scammers from
           | Las Vegas that promised revolutionary audio/video
           | compression. We had to sign all sorts of NDA and couldn't
           | look under the hood of what they delivered to us under
           | penalty of breach of contract and all that stuff. I
           | "accidentally" ended up looking under the hood and couldn't
           | believe what I found. I reported the findings to my manager
           | and told him to do what he wanted to with that information.
           | 
           | Long story short, the whole project got shut down and about
           | 200 people working on project lost their jobs. Myself
           | included. Luckily I quickly landed at a better place working
           | on more meaningful things.
        
             | lumost wrote:
             | Was the scam that the codec had the raw video in it, so the
             | "files" could be made trivially small?
        
               | jacquesm wrote:
               | The one I looked at had a little video receiver in the
               | box. You can draw your own conclusions from there.
        
               | Ifkaluva wrote:
               | My conclusion is "they were storing the video in the
               | cloud"? (Tongue in cheek interpretation)
        
             | neilv wrote:
             | > _I reported the findings to my manager [...] the whole
             | project got shut down and about 200 people working on
             | project lost their jobs. Myself included._
             | 
             | Good for you for reporting the threat. But I'm a little
             | surprised that they let the messenger get killed along with
             | all the other innocents.
             | 
             | I knew someone who whistleblew to C-suite, about
             | misrepresentations they realized, on something that was
             | then an existential threat to one of the top companies in
             | its market. A series of layoffs and (IIUC) some M&A later,
             | most of the employees were gone, but that one middle-aged
             | engineer who warned C-suite (averting an even worse fate
             | for the company) escaped all the layoffs, and was still
             | there.
        
           | jacquesm wrote:
           | I did DD on that for another group of investors and caused
           | them to walk away. Interestingly, they _too_ were scammers
           | but of a completely different level.
           | 
           | I think the 'inventor' (loose use of the term, nothing really
           | got invented) was a true believer, he basically thought that
           | if only he could get his hands on some capital that he would
           | be able to make it work. He simply did not have the
           | background required to see that it could never work in the
           | way that he proposed. Nicely faked demo though :)
           | 
           | I would do a write-up if I didn't think the case was more of
           | a sad one than of someone trying to rip off investors, Jan
           | Sloot just wasn't that kind of guy from my interaction with
           | him. Maybe he did invent something: "Fake it before you make
           | it".
        
           | magicalhippo wrote:
           | I came up with a similarly impressive compression scheme as a
           | young teen, shortly after I started programming.
           | 
           | It was beautiful in its simplicity. Take 5 bytes, compute a
           | 4-byte checksum, and just store the checksum. After all the
           | chances of a checksum collision is miniscule.
           | 
           | When decompressing just iterate over all 5-byte values until
           | you get the correct checksum.
           | 
           | The fantastic feature was of course that you could apply this
           | recursively if you needed higher compression ratios.
           | 
           | Took me a good hour or so before I caught up with reality.
        
             | tverbeure wrote:
             | DOS International was a German magazine in the early
             | nineties with excellent technical explanations and program
             | listings. One of them was a super compressor that used your
             | recursive technique. I didn't quite understand the details
             | that were given in the description of the algorithm (I
             | blamed my mediocre understanding of German), but it sounded
             | legit.
             | 
             | So I spent a good hour to type in a page of impossible to
             | follow C code with obscure numbers in lookup tables and all
             | it did when I ran the program was to print out "April 1.,
             | April 1.".
        
             | atombender wrote:
             | I had another hairbrained idea once. Let's say you want to
             | compress the number 5384615385. Find two numbers x and y so
             | that x/y equals some number whose decimal part is
             | 5384615385. In this case, that's 7/13. So the compressed
             | output is just 7 and 13, which could be encoded very
             | succinctly, thus saving lots of storage space; and
             | decompression is just multiplying numbers.
             | 
             | Unfortunately, while the idea works for some input
             | sequences, most numbers aren't rational, and most sequences
             | would require numerators/denominators that would be larger
             | than the input. So not practically feasible.
        
           | mdemare wrote:
           | So bizarre! It really shook my belief in Philips' competence
           | at the time.
           | 
           | I mean, take a 100 minute movie, sliced into 1-second clips.
           | 8kB is not even enough to store all possible orders you could
           | put those clips in. I would hate to think so ill of any of my
           | friends or colleagues to think that they could believe such
           | an obvious fraud.
        
             | aeve890 wrote:
             | Is it a sort of reversible pseudo-hashing function even
             | possible? Or something like a seed in a deterministic
             | procedural generator. You could store arbitrary data in a
             | few bits. 8kb for all the redundancies and metadata even.
             | 
             | On a second thought, the compression alone would destroy
             | information. NVM.
        
           | emmelaich wrote:
           | Perhaps you can help me; I can't find the original story of
           | the following.
           | 
           | A similar scam was being demonstrated to transmit data
           | wirelessly at a very high speed due to some fancy
           | compression. The demo was between stations with a river in-
           | between.
           | 
           | The investigators lifted the box and found an optical cable
           | which was buried and went under the river.
        
         | danielmarkbruce wrote:
         | You often don't get to "inspect the goods" at a user by user
         | level.
         | 
         | Put yourself in the shoes of a non-fraud company where the
         | asset is your customer set. Do you let JPM go through line by
         | line confirming each one? No, you do not. You give redacted
         | data or aggregate data.
         | 
         | In eyeballs/non-paying user businesses, this is just going to
         | happen sometimes. In practice you don't get to do the diligence
         | you want to do sometimes.
        
           | TuringNYC wrote:
           | Doesn't the Data Room solve this?
           | 
           | https://carta.com/learn/startups/equity-management/data-
           | room...
        
             | danielmarkbruce wrote:
             | No.
             | 
             | There is no magic in buying/selling businesses, just put
             | yourself in the shoes of the seller. JPM promise not to
             | ever use that customer list you put in the data room should
             | the deal fall over? How would you ever know if they did?
             | You wouldn't trust a potential buyer and in practice
             | companies do not. They'll put information in the data room,
             | but not customer level details unless anonymized at which
             | point you are back where you started as far as validating
             | users.
             | 
             | So you are left with various legal/contractual solutions -
             | things like "representations and warranties" (ask chatgpt
             | about them), escrow agreements etc etc. And when it all
             | goes to hell you go to court with your contract and attempt
             | to get the money back. Such is life.
        
         | jcims wrote:
         | I'm sure there are those that have had different experiences,
         | but I've been party to several M&A due diligence exercises
         | (including >$1B) at a large financial and there is *tremendous*
         | pressure (on both sides) to move quietly (MNPI baby), quickly
         | and not destroy your relationship with the acquired entity in
         | the process. The business wants the sale to close, you're
         | looking for issues that could be leveraged in the deal and/or
         | actual show-stoppers. The interactions are clumsy as they are
         | managed through third party portals that keep the data locked
         | down and in escrow. The sell-side entity still has every right
         | to protect their intellectual property until it's parceled in a
         | contract, so you're not going to get access to shit (unless
         | they are stupid I suppose). It's going to be in an audit-like
         | situation where you are going to ask someone for samples (which
         | obviously can be groomed) or doing screen shares and taking
         | screenshots or similar.
         | 
         | The fact that the acquirer is large is somewhat immaterial, the
         | teams 'under the tent' doing the investigation are going to be
         | relatively small on both sides, including folks from the
         | business trying to close the sale, internal/external counsel
         | and singular SMEs from relevant domains.
        
         | Scubabear68 wrote:
         | I've been involved in a lot of due diligence efforts, from the
         | tech side but I've seen all angles of it as the deals are often
         | fast and intense and the various teams have to often coordinate
         | to a degree (tech, legal, financial, tax, etc).
         | 
         | It is fairly common for the people initiating the acquisition
         | to really want to close it in a hurry, and they do due
         | diligence only as a check mark in someone's list. As someone
         | else here mentioned, there is enormous pressure to close, and
         | any red flags are often redirected, reworded, or even
         | occasionally just squashed.
         | 
         | The further away a company is from something like private
         | equity, who does acquisitions like we eat breakfast every day,
         | the more likely you are to see rushed and potentially botched
         | due diligence. Someone like a big bank may well have the main
         | proponent not know anything at all about acquisitions or due
         | diligence, and just wants to "get 'er done".
         | 
         | It is also very common for people to come in after-the-fact and
         | do a second diligence, and while doing that diligence to hear
         | one or more people opening the conversation with "I warned them
         | about this before the acquisition...".
         | 
         | At the end of the day, particularly in a big public corp,
         | people are focused on their bonuses and total comp, and people
         | like that aren't going into a due diligence looking for red
         | flags and "no's".
        
         | tootie wrote:
         | I remember when HP announced their plan to acquire Autonomy. I
         | was very familiar with their tech and their status in the
         | industry at the time and knew they were approaching irrelevance
         | with no chance to boost sales of anything. They completed the
         | deal anyway, which was followed by HP firing their CEO,
         | lawsuits for misrepresenting their financial status and a
         | complete writedown of the total acquisition cost. It seemed so
         | obvious to me and my colleagues were doing integrations and
         | software procurement and yet HP was completely blinded by
         | everything besides their fabricated balance sheet.
        
           | atombender wrote:
           | Reading about Autonomy, it always confused me that Mike Lynch
           | was found guilty of fraud in the UK but exonerated in the US
           | -- what's your take on that?
        
       | randycupertino wrote:
       | My favorite thing about this case is how she bragged to her lead
       | engineer she wouldn't go to prison, ""Don't worry -- I don't want
       | to end up in an orange jumpsuit" when she was trying to convince
       | the engineer to fabricate their user data.
       | 
       | From the complaint:
       | 
       | > In particular, CC-1 and JAVICE asked Engineer-1 to supplement a
       | list of Frank's website visitors with additional data fields
       | containing synthetic data.
       | 
       | > Engineer-1 was uncomfortable with the request and stated, in
       | sum and substance, "I don't want to do anything illegal." JAVICE
       | and CC-1 claimed to Engineer-1 that it was legal. JAVICE stated
       | to Engineer-1, in sum and substance, "We don't want to end up in
       | orange jumpsuits." Engineer-1 declined the request from JAVICE
       | and CC-1.
       | 
       | > shortly after Engineer-1 had declined the request to create a
       | synthetic data set--CHARLIE JAVICE, the defendant, contacted
       | Scientist-1 and asked him to create the synthetic data set. In
       | JAVICE's communications with Scientist-1, she falsely represented
       | that the data she provided to Scientist-1 was a random sample of
       | a much larger database of Frank users.
       | 
       | > Also on or about August 3, 2021, JAVICE forwarded to
       | Scientist-1 the Access Link Email sent to her by Engineer-1.
       | JAVICE wrote, "here is the link. will share credentials offline."
       | Based on Scientist-1's communications with JAVICE, Scientist-1
       | understood that the data available via the Access Link Email--a
       | data set of approximately 142,000 people--was a random sample of
       | a larger database which contained data for approximately 4
       | million people.
       | 
       | source: https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/press-
       | release/file/1577861...
        
         | ajross wrote:
         | > she bragged to her lead engineer she wouldn't go to prison
         | 
         | So... obviously she was wrong. But the line between "just
         | cutting a few corners" and prosecutable criminality isn't
         | nearly as bright as we in the peanut gallery like to think.
         | _Lots_ of very successful startup launches (Uber and AirBnB are
         | famous examples) were kinda /sorta/prettymuch illegal by the
         | plain language of the laws they were (not) operating under. And
         | they got stinking rich! PG himself has an example in one of the
         | very early essays about how Viaweb kinda just skipped most of
         | the early bureaucracy and accounting they were supposed to have
         | been doing, figuring it would all just work out. And it did.
         | 
         | Kids see those examples and figure that a little cheating here
         | or there probably isn't going to send them to jail. And it
         | usually doesn't. Except when it does. And the distinction, for
         | a lot of people in this community and right here on this forum,
         | is very much a "There but for the grace of God go I"
         | phenomenon.
         | 
         | Startup culture tells you to cheat, basically. Knowing how
         | _not_ to cheat isn 't in the instruction manual.
        
           | giancarlostoro wrote:
           | I guess it all depends on how you're cheating. Are you
           | defrauding others in your cheating? Or are you just bypassing
           | bureaucracy like not having a Taxi service license?
        
             | ajross wrote:
             | Potato/potatoe. Existing taxi medallion holders were
             | _absolutely_ harmed by Uber. Existing licensed hotel
             | operators were _absolutely_ harmed by AirBnB. And we all
             | celebrated that to great effect here. But it was breaking
             | the rules. We just think _THOSE_ rules were bad but _THESE_
             | rules are good.
             | 
             | Well, it's not our call to make, it's the prosecutors'. And
             | you (yes, you personally) aren't nearly as insulated from
             | this kind of risk as you think.
        
               | Scaevolus wrote:
               | The clear takeaway is to ensure that the people you are
               | harming while breaking the law do not have an abundance
               | of money and lawyers.
        
               | giancarlostoro wrote:
               | Did they sue for damages? JP Morgan did not waste time.
        
               | paxys wrote:
               | What was the fraud? Limo services were always allowed in
               | NYC, and didn't have to abide by the medallion system.
               | All Uber did was make it more efficient to find and book
               | a Limo.
        
               | saalweachter wrote:
               | Limo services are also regulated by the TLC in NYC.
               | 
               | The rules are different between taxis and black cars, but
               | there are still rules.
        
               | paxys wrote:
               | Uber drivers need a TLC license in NYC and fall under the
               | same regulations.
        
               | ozim wrote:
               | Was this true from the very start of Uber in NYC?
        
               | Aurornis wrote:
               | > Existing taxi medallion holders were absolutely harmed
               | by Uber. Existing licensed hotel operators were
               | absolutely harmed by AirBnB.
               | 
               | Then they should have sued and sought a judgment if they
               | had a claim.
               | 
               | This is the NIMBY argument in a different market: Can't
               | let anyone else build anything because it might reduce
               | the value of what I have, thereby harming me.
               | 
               | It's not the same as materially misrepresenting a
               | financial investment.
        
               | xmprt wrote:
               | > We just think THOSE rules were bad but THESE rules are
               | good
               | 
               | That's kind of how society evolves isn't it? Rules are
               | always changing and that's generally a good thing. Some
               | rules are pretty set in stone throughout history - eg.
               | murder and fraud are generally bad. Other rules around
               | free speech, slavery, energy usage/production, social
               | safety nets, etc., have changed for the better.
               | 
               | You could argue that Uber and Airbnb are worse but I
               | think the fact that they've stuck around despite
               | allegedly breaking rules means that most people prefer
               | the new state of affairs that they resulted in. If
               | something else comes up that breaks rules set by Uber and
               | results in something better (eg. autonomous vehicles?)
               | then I'm sure people will gravitate to that new thing as
               | well.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | No, your logic doesn't hold. The distinction being drawn
               | here is between civil and criminal liability. Operating
               | an unlicensed taxi service in most municipalities (maybe
               | all of them) is a civil infraction, not a crime.
        
               | ajross wrote:
               | Sure, because it's not my logic!
               | 
               | The founder in the linked article thought that she was on
               | the right side of the line. She wasn't. You personally
               | might think you're too smart to[1] fall afoul of this
               | kind of thing and that all your cheating[2] will be non-
               | prosecutable.
               | 
               | But quite frankly most "criminally liable"
               | misrepresentations to investors aren't prosecuted
               | (basically none of them are), so the fact that this one
               | was is more a statement about the influence of JP Morgan
               | and the mind of this one prosecutor. And blanket
               | statements that absolutely none of Uber's shenanigans
               | were prosecutable seem laughable. Crimes abound.
               | 
               | The point wasn't to nitpick about crimes and penalties.
               | It was that this crime happened in the context of a
               | culture that structurally encouraged it, and we would all
               | do well to recognize that instead of nitpicking fake
               | reasons why it would never happen to us.
               | 
               | [1] The ironic analogy to hubris in security analysis
               | isn't lost on me
               | 
               | [2] Because again in this world All Founders Cheat a
               | Little Bit. We all know it.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | I agree that people shouldn't kid themselves about
               | criminal liability, but not that criminal liability is
               | routinely incurred by startups.
        
           | Aurornis wrote:
           | Not really the same thing.
           | 
           | Material misrepresentation of a business is blatant financial
           | fraud.
           | 
           | If you sell someone a yellow-painted piece of metal but you
           | tell them it's solid gold, you're not bending the rules a
           | little bit. You're just defrauding them.
        
             | bryanlarsen wrote:
             | classic article: Everything Everywhere is Securities Fraud.
             | https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-06-26/every
             | t...
        
           | paxys wrote:
           | The takeaway here is that you can defraud people and you can
           | defraud the state, and will likely get away with it with a
           | slap on the wrist (unless you steal a crazy big amount like
           | FTX did). If you defraud rich and powerful investors, well
           | that's a different story.
        
           | Voloskaya wrote:
           | > But the line between "just cutting a few corners" and
           | prosecutable criminality isn't nearly as bright as we in the
           | peanut gallery like to think
           | 
           | The line maybe isn't bright, but faking data to a potential
           | buyer to make it appear like you have 15x your actual number
           | of users is clearly way past the line you cannot see.
           | 
           | That would be like saying it's hard to know if noon is during
           | the day or night because the exact moment that qualify as
           | "dawn" is hard to discern.
        
           | IAmBroom wrote:
           | > But the line between "just cutting a few corners" and
           | prosecutable criminality isn't nearly as bright as we in the
           | peanut gallery like to think. Lots of very successful startup
           | launches (Uber and AirBnB are famous examples) were
           | kinda/sorta/prettymuch illegal by the plain language of the
           | laws they were (not) operating under.
           | 
           | Not prosecuted, and not prosecutable, are two different
           | things.
           | 
           | > And they got stinking rich!
           | 
           | Which in no way validates their actions, ethically nor
           | legally.
        
           | miltonlost wrote:
           | > But the line between "just cutting a few corners" and
           | prosecutable criminality isn't nearly as bright as we in the
           | peanut gallery like to think. Lots of very successful startup
           | launches (Uber and AirBnB are famous examples) were
           | kinda/sorta/prettymuch illegal by the plain language of the
           | laws they were (not) operating under. And they got stinking
           | rich!
           | 
           | I, for one, would hope "don't commit crimes!" is taught in
           | business school ethics. (LMAO as if an MBA has ethics)
        
         | teraflop wrote:
         | On top of everything else, Scientist-1 doesn't come off looking
         | too good.
         | 
         | He was contracted to make a synthetic dataset, based on a small
         | set of records which were _supposedly_ randomly sampled from a
         | larger original dataset. He didn 't really have any way of
         | knowing he was being lied to at that point, or what his work
         | would be used for.
         | 
         | But when he invoiced $13k for his services, including a
         | detailed breakdown of what he did, Javice came back and offered
         | him an extra $5k if he would change the invoice to a one-liner
         | that just said "data analysis services". And he immediately
         | agreed.
         | 
         | I find it hard to believe someone could get that request and
         | not understand that they were being asked to be complicit in
         | fraud. At best, it's really poor judgment.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | This is why, as an engineer, it seems futile to make an ethical
         | stand against something. They'll just find someone else to do
         | it. Early in my career I was asked to write code to cheat a
         | benchmark, essentially to make it seem our software performed
         | better than it really did. I agonized over it because I was a
         | junior developer just starting out my career, and eventually
         | got the courage to tell my manager I wouldn't do it. He said,
         | that's OK and then assigned it to Bob, three cubicles down who
         | didn't have any problem with it and finished the cheat in a few
         | days.
        
           | mwambua wrote:
           | [delayed]
        
       | firefoxd wrote:
       | At an investor event, a desperate journalist was running around
       | the room asking people their age. He ended up at our table, with
       | a drink in hand, and a defeated look on his face. He had given
       | up.
       | 
       | We talked a bit, and he asked me, "are you under 30?" I answered
       | "No. But this guy is." I pointed at the 28 year old cofounder of
       | the start up I was part off. Before the evening was over, my
       | colleague made it to the list of forbes 30 under 30.
        
         | robertlagrant wrote:
         | Do you know the journalist's name? I'd love to be part of
         | Forbes' 10 billion under 10 billion.
        
           | teachrdan wrote:
           | The Onion had a listicle entitled "80 Under 80 -- and five
           | 79-year-olds to watch out for." Once again they nailed the
           | inherent vacuousness of modern news.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | The people I know who made the 30 under 30 list approached it
         | like a massive campaign they had to win. It was a full-court
         | press to get in front of the right people and their startup's
         | PR releases were all timed to impress for the 30 under 30
         | during that period.
         | 
         | Maybe times changed since it became more of a running joke. At
         | one point it was a selling point for fundraising that people
         | would compete hard over.
        
           | code4tee wrote:
           | Every person I personally know on this list made it their
           | life mission to be on the list. It was lost on them that the
           | whole thing has become a running joke that everyone else
           | thinks is just full of grifters.
        
         | FireBeyond wrote:
         | Being on the 30 under 30 list only means you are more likely to
         | scam people out of money than make it:
         | 
         | > The Forbes 30 Under 30 have collectively raised $5.3B in
         | funding. They've also been arrested for frauds and scams worth
         | over $18.5B. Incredible track record.
         | 
         | Some of the more notable: Martin Shkreli, Elizabeth Holmes,
         | Charlie Javice, SBF, Caroline Ellison, Nate Paul.
         | 
         | Fun fact, filter for Stanford in those numbers and the
         | disparity grows starker still.
        
         | rozap wrote:
         | The forbes 30 under 30 to prison pipeline needs to be studied.
        
           | Esophagus4 wrote:
           | I'm thinking a "Wharton <-> Prison <-> 30 Under 30" Venn
           | diagram would have a decent sized center.
        
             | dgfitz wrote:
             | Stanford actually, but yeah.
        
       | whimsicalism wrote:
       | > In seeking a 12-year prison sentence for Javice, prosecutors
       | cited a 2022 text Javice sent to a colleague in which she called
       | it "ridiculous" that Holmes got over 11 years in prison.
       | 
       | This seems utterly irrelevant to the sentencing, but what do I
       | know.
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | Goes to remorse.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | Sentencing can be impacted by several factors like this. If the
         | criminal shows a blatant disregard for the law and views
         | lawbreaking as a risk-reward tradeoff to get what they want,
         | they're more likely to commit crimes in the future.
         | 
         | If there had been more evidence that she reluctantly went with
         | the scheme under desperation or pressure and held immense
         | regret and remorse, in theory that would suggest a shorter
         | sentence.
         | 
         | If I recall correctly, Elizabeth Holmes' lawyers tried to push
         | the angle that she was pressured into committing the frauds as
         | a way to lower the temperature of the case.
        
       | wkoszek wrote:
       | It's interesting how nobody talks about due-diligence being
       | completely broken. We raised $$$ from many VCs and the DD for
       | some of them was crazy: line item by line item with calls to
       | customers etc. Tech folks were on phone with me and had to
       | explain them stuff step by step, revealing a lot of confidential
       | recipes. Also did this for bigger customers. And the $175M deal..
       | isn't there an earnout? Like $10M cash now, 1/4*$175 wired on 1yr
       | cliff, and then the rest over 4 years if some milestones are hit?
       | The whole thing looks weird.
        
         | Aurornis wrote:
         | > It's interesting how nobody talks about due-diligence being
         | completely broken.
         | 
         | The majority of the talk around this case has been about the
         | due diligence failures. The judge even called it out.
         | 
         | Consumer businesses are harder to vet. It's not like a B2B with
         | a dozen top customers where you can call them all and confirm
         | that sales are happening. Non-response and customer churn is
         | expected to be a high and changing number. From what I read she
         | also invoked various privacy law excuses to give them the run-
         | around while they were pressured to close the deal.
         | 
         | But JPMorgan's failures don't excuse the criminal actions. If
         | someone enters your house and steals your computer, it doesn't
         | matter if you negligently left the door unlocked. A crime is a
         | crime.
        
           | NickC25 wrote:
           | >From what I read she also invoked various privacy law
           | excuses to give them the run-around while they were pressured
           | to close the deal.
           | 
           | And that should have been a massive red flag for JPMC. They
           | should have nope'd out of that deal on the spot.
           | 
           | I run a hybrid B2B and B2C consumer packaged good company. I
           | have a few small investors. They know who my top clients are,
           | because they ask in good faith, and I answer in good faith.
        
             | Aurornis wrote:
             | > I run a hybrid B2B and B2C consumer packaged good
             | company. I have a few small investors. They know who my top
             | clients are, because they ask in good faith, and I answer
             | in good faith.
             | 
             | Right, because it's easy to share your customer list when
             | you have a small number of customers and they are repeat
             | customers.
             | 
             | Her company helped with student loans. Her customers were
             | mostly one-time customers. The customer count was supposed
             | to be indicative of how many new college students they
             | could expect to sign up each year.
        
         | jedimastert wrote:
         | Oh don't worry, the judge absolutely LIT UP JPMorgan in the
         | judgement. This is only a taste
         | 
         | > Still, the judge criticized the bank, saying "they have a lot
         | to blame themselves" for after failing to do adequate due
         | diligence. He quickly added, though, that he was "punishing her
         | conduct and not JPMorgan's stupidity."
        
         | qingcharles wrote:
         | I think there is so many factors involved. I've been in ones
         | where they are cutting the check before the elevator pitch has
         | finished. If the founders are rock stars with prior receipts,
         | then that DD goes out of the window. Especially if there is
         | likely to be a ton of competition.
        
       | code4tee wrote:
       | I see the string of "30 Under 30" being a statistically valid
       | predictor of future likelihood to go to prison continues. These
       | lists feed on the narcissistic tendencies of grifters who are
       | desperate to get on the list and then tell you about it on
       | LinkedIn.
       | 
       | These lists have such a bad reputation these days that legit top
       | folks are asking their PR people to keep the off!
        
       | code4tee wrote:
       | Another "30 under 30" grifter goes to jail.
       | 
       | Separately, I hope a few folks at JPMC got fired over this. Even
       | the most basic of due diligence should have caught this.
        
       | drcongo wrote:
       | Has anyoine from JPMC gone to prison for 2008 yet?
        
         | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
         | A number of people from JPMC have gone to prison for financial
         | crimes in general, including some (e.g.
         | https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/former-jp-morgan-
         | tra...) which occurred during 2008. Nobody from JPMC has gone
         | to prison for causing the 2008 financial crisis because there's
         | no evidence that someone from JPMC caused the 2008 financial
         | crisis.
        
       | geor9e wrote:
       | I wonder what really happened here:
       | 
       | "The judge said Javice had assembled a "very powerful list" of
       | her charitable acts, which included organizing soup kitchens for
       | the homeless when she was 7 years old and designing career
       | programs for formerly incarcerated women."
       | 
       | At least for all my classmates doing the college application
       | process, claims like that were almost always wild exaggerations
       | of what we really did.
        
         | masfuerte wrote:
         | It seems like the effect of these college requirements is to
         | teach ambitious young Americans that the way to get ahead is to
         | cheat.
        
           | wat10000 wrote:
           | It's a valuable lesson.
        
             | qingcharles wrote:
             | They need to spend more time on the "not getting caught"
             | chapter, I guess.
        
           | ryandrake wrote:
           | Unfortunately, it's an arms race of cheating. Everyone else
           | was the president of 5 school clubs, volunteered at a soup
           | kitchen and animal shelter for 2 years, tutored disadvantaged
           | kids for 4 hours a day, was a varsity athlete in 3 sports,
           | played the trombone in band, and won 10 academic awards... so
           | everyone has to say that in order to at least seem like an
           | average candidate to college admissions.
        
             | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
             | I dropped out and got my GED. I don't think there's one
             | thing in my K-12 transcripts that would look good.
             | 
             | I was not exactly a valedictorian-level student.
             | 
             | Done a bunch of stuff, since then, but it's not right to
             | throw onto LinkedIn. It's the kind of stuff we don't take
             | credit for.
        
         | piker wrote:
         | > designing career programs for formerly incarcerated women.
         | 
         | Gonna come in handy!
        
       | SapporoChris wrote:
       | Is it correct that Charlie Javice is keeping the majority of the
       | profits she made from the sale of Frank?
       | 
       | If so, it's quite possible she considers the profit well worth
       | the penalty.
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | No. She's required to make restitution far in excess of the
         | total proceeds of the sale, including as a minor component a
         | sum that captures her own personal proceeds.
        
           | SapporoChris wrote:
           | Ah, thank you. I found the details here.
           | 
           | https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/startup-ceo-charlie-
           | jav...
           | 
           | "Javice perpetrated a $175 million fraud--repeatedly lying
           | about the success of her startup company and even hiring a
           | data scientist to create fake data to back up her lies. For
           | that, Javice has been sentenced to 85 months' imprisonment
           | and ordered to pay over $300,000,000,"
        
             | qingcharles wrote:
             | I don't know how they run that in federal prisons, but in
             | some states they'll just put that balance on your
             | commissary account, so you'd go to buy some noodles and
             | you'd be -$300m before you start.
        
           | sally_glance wrote:
           | Maybe JP did actually smell something during DD but decided
           | to go ahead because of FOMO and confidence that they could
           | just sue later if their concerns turned out to be true...
        
       | onlyrealcuzzo wrote:
       | It's interesting to me that fraud appears to be a crime again,
       | with Theranos and now this, when it was going on for so long and
       | so obviously, and no one seemed to care when people were lying
       | and frauding as long as it went on long enough for them to make a
       | profit.
        
         | cheema33 wrote:
         | This lady could say that she was a victim of Biden justice
         | dept. Say good things about Trump and follow it up with a large
         | donation to Trump. That ought to be enough to get a pardon.
         | 
         | This is exactly what the convicted fraudster Trevor Milton,
         | founder of Nikola Motors did, to get a pardon.
         | 
         | When signing the pardon, Trump said that he doesn't know
         | anything about Trevor but heard that he likes Trump.
        
       | joshmn wrote:
       | Former federal inmate here who was recently released from prison
       | a month ago today (I did 18 months): The big deal here was the
       | loss amount, which can be construed any number of ways whether we
       | like it or not. This will jack up the points and tilt the scale
       | for the sentencing guidelines, and believe me they are archaic.
       | 
       | After all is said and done, Charlie Javice will be hanging out at
       | a prison camp--probably down there with Holmes and Maxwell,
       | because it's cushy--and do no more than 4 years on the 7 assuming
       | she completes all her programming requirements.
        
         | 64d032fe wrote:
         | Reading about you a bit. Would you say I shouldn't go and try
         | to create the replacement for Streameast?
        
         | electroglyph wrote:
         | did u transition out in corecivic?
        
       | greenavocado wrote:
       | Does anybody have the number for how much she will likely make
       | off with ultimately ten years from now once everything settles?
        
         | verteu wrote:
         | I don't think she gets to keep the money - the prosecution
         | claims she'll be "forced to pay over $300,000,000" in
         | restitution.
        
           | greenavocado wrote:
           | Ignoring this posturing from the prosecution, what is the
           | precedent?
        
       | ashu1461 wrote:
       | What decides if a founder will get convicted or walk free like
       | Adam Neumann did / Builder.ai guys did ?
        
         | tamimio wrote:
         | Connections.
        
           | AirMax98 wrote:
           | And make sure you steal from the right people.
        
       | tamimio wrote:
       | Banks scamming people is fine and legal, but don't you dare to
       | scam banks, know your limits, peasant!!
        
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