[HN Gopher] Why are there no good dinosaur films?
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       Why are there no good dinosaur films?
        
       Author : fremden
       Score  : 180 points
       Date   : 2025-07-04 19:55 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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       | jxjnskkzxxhx wrote:
       | > As Brusatte notes, a lot of what we now know about dinosaurs
       | has been naturally accumulative knowledge spanning decades of
       | ongoing research.
       | 
       | Yeah I've felt this. I'm old enough (41) that some of the things
       | that I was taught as a child are no longer beloved to be true.
       | Not sure if I should feel sad that it's happening so slowly, or
       | happy that's happening at all. Or concerned that we have no first
       | principles way of estimating whether our scientific progress is
       | fast or slow.
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | Which is interesting in how I grew up "knowing" the
         | asteroid/meteor killed the dinosaurs, but TFA suggests it was
         | just a theory at the time of my learning. Or how I grew up with
         | images of the planets, not knowing that they were only taken
         | when I was a small kid. It is just a weird thing to think about
         | how some knowledge we accept as known might not have been known
         | by our grandparents or even our parents. It just _seems_ like
         | we would have known things for a lot longer.
        
           | tshaddox wrote:
           | My memory is the opposite: I recall learning that an asteroid
           | impact was the most likely explanation, and the K-T boundary
           | was the biggest piece of evidence, and the only problem was
           | that they hadn't discovered a candidate impact crater. And it
           | wasn't until the first decade of the 2000s that consensus
           | started to emerge that the big crater in the Yucatan is the
           | likely cause.
        
           | zdragnar wrote:
           | The pictures of the planets bit makes sense, as even with a
           | telescope (through which we've seen the plants for a very
           | long time) there's not really enough light for early film
           | techniques to capture well.
           | 
           | I do identify a bit with the dinosaur example, and to use
           | another: plate tectonics wasn't a formalized and accepted
           | theory until late in the 1960's. It spread to schools
           | quickly, but by that point my parents had already graduated,
           | and it was new for my parents when my older brother went to
           | school.
        
             | dylan604 wrote:
             | plate tectonics is a good one. I definitely remember my mom
             | telling me as a kid how South America and Africa look like
             | they fit together, and my dad talking about Pangea being
             | the name when the pieces were fit together. it wasn't until
             | much later that I realized that my parents were not taught
             | this in school, but my dad just kept up with current events
             | much more. It is weird to think that something is so new
             | that even your parents were not taught it.
        
               | bruce511 wrote:
               | Obviously it will vary by location and age. But I was in
               | high school in the early 80s, and plate tectonics &
               | Pangea were already in our text books. (And in my country
               | it takes forever for stuff to make it into textbooks.)
               | 
               | I don't recall there being any controversy about it - it
               | was used as the basis for a number of topics in geography
               | (Indian Subcontinent forming Himalayas, bio-diversity and
               | gene relations in Biology etc.)
               | 
               | I suspect the real lesson here us that education is _far_
               | from consistent both regionally, nationally and
               | historically.
        
               | tzs wrote:
               | Is the coastlines of South America and Africa looking
               | like they fit together actually because of plate
               | tectonics, or is it just a coincidence?
               | 
               | The shape we see for the coastlines of South America and
               | Africa is affected by sea level. Depending on when you
               | happened to look over the last say 140 million years sea
               | level would have varied from around 135 meters below
               | current sea level to around 75 meters above current sea
               | level. That is a range of 210 meters.
               | 
               | Surely over that range both costs would change quite a
               | bit, and I can't think of any mechanism that would make
               | those changes complimentary in a way to keep the two
               | coasts looking like they fit together.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | are you playing devil's advocate? perhaps you're just not
               | familiar with Pangea? here's a video to show plate
               | movement:
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGdPqpzYD4o
        
               | tzs wrote:
               | I'm familiar with that. We see that shortly after a split
               | the edges of the two sides of the split match, as we
               | would expect. As they separate water fills the gap so
               | those matching edges and now also matching coastlines.
               | 
               | Those two edges will continue to match as they get
               | farther and farther apart. The coastlines will always
               | match _if_ the coastline stays at the elevation of the
               | edge.
               | 
               | But as sea level changes the elevation of the coastline
               | should change. For example, suppose sea level rose 300
               | meters. I don't think there is enough water available for
               | that currently. 200 meters looks like it might be the
               | maximum. But suppose that when Earth was receiving a lot
               | of water from comet bombardment long ago that had been a
               | bit heavier and so we did have enough for 300 meters.
               | 
               | Looking at topographic maps of the east side of South
               | America and the west side of Africa it looks like 300
               | meters of sea level rise would reshape those coasts in
               | vastly different ways and they would no longer be
               | anywhere the edges of the split and would not match each
               | other.
               | 
               | I couldn't find a good topographic map of the ocean floor
               | to see how much of a sea level drop would be needed to
               | make the coasts no longer match.
               | 
               | What I'm wondering then is if there is something that
               | makes it so the topography of each continent and the
               | limits of possible sea level variation make it so the
               | coastlines long after a split when the two parts are far
               | apart will still be close enough to where the original
               | edges are that the coastlines will keep matching? Or is
               | it just an accident that it has worked out that way on
               | Earth?
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | I really do not know what you are getting with all of
               | those words. Put simply, if the continents were puzzle
               | pieces, would you not attempt to put South America and
               | Africa together? QED
        
               | mitthrowaway2 wrote:
               | I think they're wondering whether that's a lucky
               | coincidence, or whether it would still be true with
               | different sea levels (such as during the ice ages, when
               | sea levels were lower).
               | 
               | I guess the point is really it's the continental shelves
               | that should fit together, not the coast lines.
        
             | WorldMaker wrote:
             | I had a teacher get in trouble for discussing plate
             | tectonics in the 1990s, in a public school. Turns out it
             | still upsets a lot of religious groups and also was tied to
             | some peculiar schools of climate change denialists in the
             | 90s. I still don't entirely know how denying plate
             | tectonics was useful for climate change denial that decade,
             | I just remember how weird it was for the teacher to suggest
             | to forget a whole science lecture because people didn't
             | want us to know it. Come to think of it, that probably also
             | was around the time we watched Jurassic Park in class.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | Did the Streisand Effect kick in making you (and/or other
               | students) unable to forget it? "Whoa, teacher says to
               | forget it, so I'm really going to remember it now!"
               | 
               | Come to think of it, if a teacher said to remember
               | something because it will be on a test versus forget
               | something because religious types are upset, I _know_ I
               | 'd remember the thing I was just told to forget _knowing_
               | it now would not be on a test. Then again, as a teen, I
               | was really starting to question the religious part of my
               | upbringing in light of science.
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | That effect certainly kicked in for me. Led me down
               | several science rabbit holes at a precocious age that I
               | don't think I would have if it was test required.
        
               | Apocryphon wrote:
               | That is wild, did they believe in this
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catastrophism
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diluvium
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | On the religious side, I know several megachurches in my
               | city got directly infected by Ken Ham [1] himself. (A
               | person to which I have negative respect, including his
               | massive wastes of state tax incentives that affect my own
               | tax dollars.) One of his schticks was the the "Earth is
               | only 6000 years old because the bible says so". I spent a
               | lot of time in High School (private, years after the
               | public school incident above) rolling my eyes through
               | arguments using another of his schticks used to "combat"
               | things like tectonic theory, the simplistic argument
               | fallacy "Were you there?" I still have so much hate for
               | that anti-science tactic.
               | 
               | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Ham
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | > "Were you there?"
               | 
               | Was he there when the Red Sea parted, or is he only using
               | one source for evidence? Noah's Ark? Sodom and Gomorrah
               | and Lot's salt pillar wife? No, then it's not proven.
               | Even back then, that was my equally lame retort, but it
               | tended to make someone take a pause when they (if) they
               | realized the limb they were standing one wasn't very
               | strong
        
               | WorldMaker wrote:
               | The programmed response back was "No, but God was there
               | and he wrote the bible through his prophets." If I tried
               | to get into the arguments that the bible was fallible
               | they'd weasel out of it. Biblical literalism is the hill
               | they all want to die on, for better and much worse for
               | society.
        
           | blibble wrote:
           | it's still "just" a theory, in the same way gravitation is
           | "just" a theory
           | 
           | and always will be until it's dis-proven, or someone invents
           | a time machine and we can go and see it for ourselves
        
             | dylan604 wrote:
             | until it's dis-proven, or until it is proven.
             | 
             | we have plenty of evidence of the movement of plates. we
             | know where subduction zones are. what does it take to prove
             | a theory if not repeatable tests/observations?
        
               | blibble wrote:
               | the large body of corroborating evidence (and ability to
               | be dis-proven) is what makes it a theory
               | 
               | but we can't "prove" plate tectonics, because we can't
               | directly observe what's going on the earth's crust over a
               | period of millions of years
               | 
               | in scientific nomenclature, a theory is a very robust
               | thing indeed
               | 
               | vs. the vernacular, where it isn't, e.g. "I have a theory
               | that my cat vomits behind the couch after I give him ice-
               | cream"
        
               | mr_toad wrote:
               | > we can't directly observe what's going on the earth's
               | crust over a period of millions of years
               | 
               | Depends what you mean by "observe". The parallel lines of
               | reversing magnetic polarity that are embedded in the sea
               | floor on either side of the great rifts are observations
               | that demand explanation.
        
               | blibble wrote:
               | well that's easy to explain
               | 
               | the devil went over the seabed with a big magnet, to
               | trick you
               | 
               | just like he concocted the entire fossil record, planet-
               | wide rock strata, carbon 14...
               | 
               | (sarcasm, for the USians)
        
         | throaway5454 wrote:
         | The wierd things the latest JP movies still have the Dino's as
         | being featherless
        
           | croes wrote:
           | It's lore
        
             | WorldMaker wrote:
             | Yup, the lore blames the frog/amphibian DNA and Doctor Wu's
             | interference (military application side projects).
        
           | Butthead69 wrote:
           | Dominion had a feathered Pyroraptor
        
         | WorldMaker wrote:
         | I think it is also interesting to think about how many things
         | we learned about dinosaurs _directly_ because of Jurassic Park.
         | Jurassic Park spiked a huge amount of interest in the science.
         | It 's said that the 3D modeling of dinosaur skeleton kinematics
         | _for_ animating them in Jurassic Park was one of the biggest
         | spurs into reevaluating the avian relationship with dinosaurs (
         | "oh, yeah this skeleton would have to walk like a big chicken")
         | and that in turn spurned deeper research into how many of them
         | may have been feathered rather than scaled.
         | 
         | We can see all the faults in the original Jurassic Park from
         | everything that we've learned since Jurassic Park, but we still
         | sort of owe a debt to JP for bringing a lot of those ideas into
         | public consciousness in a fun way and throwing a lot of money
         | at some of the earliest 3D studies of dinosaur motion.
        
         | taco_emoji wrote:
         | Why does the pace of discovery matter at all? Fast or slow
         | compared to what? What could you even do about it in any case?
        
           | jxjnskkzxxhx wrote:
           | > Why does the pace of discovery matter at all?
           | 
           | Because I'd rather not die from cancer than die from cancer.
           | I can't comprehend you even ask.
        
       | robertcarter wrote:
       | Mike Hill gives a good breakdown:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPjVgYDL6Y
       | 
       | I also enjoyed this comparison:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CofZ7xjGyI8
        
         | pks016 wrote:
         | Thanks for the links
        
       | speed_spread wrote:
       | Nature... did not find a way.
        
       | nullhole wrote:
       | A lot of strong opinions in the article, but Ebert wasn't stupid
       | and wrong. He said - correctly, I think - that there was a sense
       | of awe and wonder at the first dino scene, with the
       | Brontosauruses _:                 "But consider what could have
       | been. There is a scene very early in the film where Neill and
       | Dern, who have studied dinosaurs all of their lives, see living
       | ones for the first time. The creatures they see are tall,
       | majestic leaf-eaters, grazing placidly in the treetops. There is
       | a sense of grandeur to them. And that is the sense lacking in the
       | rest of the film, which quickly turns into a standard monster
       | movie, with screaming victims fleeing from roaring dinosaurs."
       | 
       | _ I mostly agree with him on that, and I say that as someone who
       | deeply loves that movie.
       | 
       | *I'm sure I got the species slightly wrong, the long-necked
       | extra-big ones
        
         | throaway5454 wrote:
         | Brachiosaurus I think. Brontosaurus was originally thought to
         | be a separate species from Apatosaurus but later revealed to be
         | the same.
        
           | masfuerte wrote:
           | Weirdly this is about the fifth time I've read this in the
           | last couple of months and it's out-of-date. Brontosaurus and
           | Apatosaurus are divorced and living as separate species
           | again.
        
             | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
             | But this alienated Pluto so much that it refuses to be a
             | planet and is out hiding in the Oort cloud again.
        
               | olddustytrail wrote:
               | I think you mean the Kuiper belt, which is about 30 to 50
               | AU from the Sun and is where Pluto orbits.
               | 
               | The Oort cloud is between 2000 to 100,000 AU. A fair bit
               | further away!
        
             | throaway5454 wrote:
             | The rare double gotcha fact
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | I'm imagining a cabal of dinosaurs experts cackling and
               | laughing "time to bring the bronto back, too many people
               | are getting uppity!"
        
         | jfengel wrote:
         | He's correct. But those few scenes at the beginning bought a
         | ton of goodwill for the film, before it turned into a run of
         | the mill creature feature. Get audiences to buy in and they'll
         | follow you even if the rest of the story doesn't live up to it.
        
         | p_ing wrote:
         | What sort of tension is derived from watching a bunch of plant-
         | eaters on the plains? The creature feature is what audiences
         | want -- the T-Rex 'objects in mirror are closer than they
         | appear' chase scene is iconic. As is that roar. Heck, so are
         | the grossly mis-sized velociraptors. When they're in the
         | kitchen with the kids, watching those animals be nervous of all
         | things -- the entire scene is a treat.
        
           | marklubi wrote:
           | I always appreciated the truck scene with the water ripples
           | in the glass.
           | 
           | The backstory of the production of it is interesting.
           | Involves a guitar.
           | 
           | https://www.guitarworld.com/features/jurassic-park-guitar-
           | wa...
        
         | magarnicle wrote:
         | I think he makes a small mistake here, that the dinosaurs are
         | "monsters". Until the velociraptors, the film treats them as
         | animals, not monsters. That makes it more interesting, I think.
        
         | HK-NC wrote:
         | I love animals but a tiger is no longer a majestic beast to
         | fawn over when its suddenly stalking you in the jungle.
        
         | 542354234235 wrote:
         | See, I think he is wrong about the rest of the movie. First,
         | that scene is incredibly done. We have been talking about
         | dinosaurs, explaining what how the park works, how he made
         | them, etc. but we haven't seen anything yet. Then we stop the
         | Jeeps, but we don't show the dinos yet. What we show is Neill
         | and Dern's faces. We see how absolutely awestruck they are and
         | only then, once we have been primed to understand how truly
         | amazing and unique what we are about to see is, do they show us
         | the dinosaurs.
         | 
         | But he does this throughout the movie. The tyrannosaurus builds
         | the same way. The "where's the goat?", the quick closeup of her
         | swallowing it, the closeup of the claw on the now dead fencing,
         | the slapping of the cables, then and only then, does she walk
         | out into the open. The velociraptors are teased in the very
         | first scene so you know how deadly they are but you don't see
         | them. You see what they do the rigging of the cow harness and
         | learn how smart and ruthless they are. You see the ripped open
         | cage and learn that Nedry specifically programmed their cage to
         | not lose power because of what he knew about their danger, but
         | now they are out after the reset. So when you finally see them,
         | you are primed to be terrified of what they are and what they
         | can do.
         | 
         | The whole movie is a masterclass, and it is insane to me that
         | he reduced it to a "creature feature".
        
       | dvh wrote:
       | What's your opinion on 1955 Czech movie "Cesta do praveku"
        
         | storus wrote:
         | I think it feels way more realistic than Jurassic Park.
         | Unbelievable what they were able to do back then.
         | 
         | https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047930
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xBl_FiXG8Q
        
       | campak wrote:
       | i think they were extinct before cameras were invented
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | Narrator: "They weren't."
        
       | sdsd wrote:
       | I actually really enjoy dinosaur movies when I watch them with my
       | toddler. To him, big dinos chasing people is pretty much peak
       | cinema. Watching it with him is so much more entertaining than
       | doing it alone, and tbh, the last thing I want to see is artslop
       | where dinosaurs are a metaphor for the director's divorce or
       | insecure aging professionals trying to feel better about their
       | midlife crisis or whatever.
       | 
       | Dinosaur movies are really good at doing what they're supposed to
       | do, lest we end up with one more genre sucked into the black hole
       | of prestige entertainment.
        
         | tmiku wrote:
         | "Artslop"? Care to elaborate on your usage here? I'm curious if
         | your problem here is with the incursion of art into your
         | preferred dinoslop, or if artslop is your catch-all for works
         | that aren't in the high-concept genre film realm.
         | 
         | Just trying to keep my finger on the pulse of a neoword as it
         | spends more time outside of containment.
        
           | LegionMammal978 wrote:
           | If I were to infer the meaning from GP's comment, I'd
           | characterize 'artslop' as "works created with some particular
           | artistic intent, in which the literal elements are neglected
           | in favor of their metaphorical connections, especially when
           | these connections are more relatable to artists than a
           | general audience". The connotation being that it's slop
           | intended for other artists and critics, who will think "how
           | meaningful and relatable!" and love it in spite of the poor
           | execution of the literal elements.
        
         | SlowTao wrote:
         | Pretty much this. I saw the latest Jurassic whatever film on
         | the weekend. 6 out of 10. It is some cheap but well done
         | thrills that achieves exactly what it set out to do.
         | 
         | Not every film has the strive for some great metaphors, and the
         | ones in the film are basically "greed bad" but that doesn't
         | stop the action for more than a minute at best.
        
           | chasd00 wrote:
           | The pc cliches involving the random family put my teeth on
           | edge. I kept hoping they'd get picked off one by one and that
           | would the reason for the R rating. You can tell a movie is
           | bad when you actually despise the characters meant to be the
           | most endearing.
        
       | conductr wrote:
       | My son is a dinosaur enthusiast to say the least.
       | 
       | At some point, well into his accumulation of Dino facts we read
       | an old book I had as a kid (mid 80s) and the book says all kinds
       | of weird stuff I forget but abruptly ends with "they went extinct
       | and we may never know how" and my son (age 4 at the time) is at a
       | loss for words, "it was a asteroid dad, what dummy wrote this
       | book?" For weeks he'd randomly look at me, "hey dad, remember
       | that book that didn't even know how dinosaurs went extinct? Sigh
       | with disappointment."
       | 
       | I hadn't realized this was such a contemporary discovery that it
       | wasn't even part of my own initial understanding and education on
       | the topic.
        
         | zamadatix wrote:
         | This led to finding a fun easter egg Googling "Chicxulub
         | Crater" https://www.google.com/search?q=Chicxulub+Crater
        
         | ender341341 wrote:
         | I started school in the 90s and mostly remember it as "we're
         | pretty sure it was a meteor but it's really hard to know for
         | sure", but looks like 1980 was when it was first seriously
         | theorized.
         | 
         | Its definitely one of those things where every once in a while
         | I'll be reading about some historical figure and remember that
         | they'd never been able to hear of dinosaurs.
        
         | vel0city wrote:
         | It might be more complicated than that. While the Chicxulub
         | impact probably played a big role in the Cretaceous-Paleogene
         | extinction event, there are potentially other sources of why it
         | was as bad as it was. The eruption of the Deccan Traps may have
         | also played an important part in the mass extinction event.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deccan_Traps
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretaceous%E2%80%93Paleogene_e...
        
           | IAmBroom wrote:
           | Sure, but if a cancer patient gets shot, "he was already
           | sick" isn't a legal defense.
        
             | vel0city wrote:
             | Which one is the gun and which one is the cancer in this
             | scenario? Would the cancer patient survived the gun shot if
             | they weren't already weakened from cancer treatments and
             | disease progression? Would they have survived the cancer if
             | they didn't experience the trauma of the gunshot wound?
             | 
             | I don't think we definitively have the answers to that
             | question IRT what killed the dinosaurs.
        
         | heikkilevanto wrote:
         | They are _not_ extinct. There are a few making noises in the
         | trees in my backyard now, and I dined on some dino-meat today!
        
           | skrebbel wrote:
           | omnom gonna get me some Kentucky Fried Dinosaur!
        
         | pests wrote:
         | Fantasia gets this wrong, depicting the dinosaurs dying from
         | lack of water.
        
           | IAmBroom wrote:
           | But there were blonde centaurs, right?
           | 
           | Right?
        
         | nicce wrote:
         | I thought that it still isn't really known? Is is one common
         | theory, but we have just probabilities to play with.
        
           | zamadatix wrote:
           | Descartes would like a word as well, I'm sure. The big
           | difference in the impact theory story is it's the first time
           | we had enough evidence about any of the possibilities that
           | widespread consensus (but not universal agreement it is the
           | sole possible cause) was reached. Prior to that we weren't
           | really sure if we'd even be able to get to that level about
           | it. At least if the theory is replaced it'll be about
           | something we see even clearer evidence of instead of "I
           | dunno, could possibly have been...".
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | It'll be settled when the generation of researchers who
           | fought over it retire/die off. The short TL;DR is that the
           | guy who came up with the asteroid theory knew basically
           | nothing about paleontology and paleoclimate, was way outside
           | of his depth (he was a physicist that worked on the Manhattan
           | project). He then made some pretty wild claims given the
           | evidence that was available. When criticized by people who
           | actually knew the field, he would personally attack them and
           | drive public support against them as dinosaurs in a field of
           | dinosaur research.
           | 
           | Then the Chicxulub crater was found and dated to basically
           | the exact same time as the K-T extinction event to within
           | experimental error. So I guess the asshole was right?
           | 
           | Except science doesn't work by smoking guns, as appealing as
           | that would be. There are a lot of contradictory evidence.
           | Better instruments and more careful data collection shows
           | that in some places the fossil record stops _prior to_ the
           | impact layer. Also the fossils are of animals you would
           | expect of an extinction event already ongoing. Oh, and
           | coincidentally right before the Chicxulub impact India hit
           | the continent of Asia and the Deccan Traps started spewing
           | CO2 and other gasses into the atmosphere in volumes that put
           | human-caused climate change to shame. The ocean was
           | acidifying and ecosystems collapsing. Is it really fair to
           | say an asteroid impact killed the dinosaurs, when they were
           | already on the way out?
           | 
           | IMHO the current best theory is the "one-two punch" that the
           | Deccan traps eruptions basically put every large species on
           | extinction watch, then the asteroid impact happened and
           | finished the job. But it has become so political within that
           | research community that people just aren't rational about the
           | evidence, on either side.
        
             | CamperBob2 wrote:
             | _The short TL;DR is that the guy who came up with the
             | asteroid theory knew basically nothing about paleontology
             | and paleoclimate, was way outside of his depth (he was a
             | physicist that worked on the Manhattan project)._
             | 
             | Eh, that's underselling Luis Alvarez a bit. He wasn't just
             | "a physicist," he was a Nobel laureate and arguably one of
             | the twentieth century's few Renaissance men. My favorite
             | Alvarez hack was when he used muon imaging to 'X-ray' the
             | Great Pyramid. He didn't find any hidden chambers, but
             | later researchers did.
             | 
             | In the Alvarez mass-extinction hypothesis, he simply
             | followed where the evidence led, unlike the supposed
             | professionals in the field.
        
               | adastra22 wrote:
               | Except the evidence didn't lead there. The fossil record
               | is not consistent with sudden mass extinction. We have
               | examples of sudden mass extinction events in Earth's
               | history. The K-T boundary doesn't look like those. There
               | were and still are many different lines of evidence
               | pointing in incongruent directions. Alvarez pointed at
               | layer of iridium and said "it must be a cosmic strike; it
               | cannot be anything else" and derided anyone who still
               | bothered publishing evidence to the contrary.
               | 
               | Except.. there are a lot of iridium layers in the
               | geologic record. These things tend to happen every 10-20m
               | years. The most recent is probably the Eltanin impact
               | about 2.5m years ago. The K-T impacter is definitely one
               | of the largest, but not by as much of a margin as you
               | might think. The mere presence of an impact within a
               | million years or so of the mass extinction is neither
               | surprising nor damning evidence, and Alvarez never
               | bothered to make the case beyond that.
               | 
               | And if you look at the history of mass extinctions, most
               | of them are triggered by climate changes from geologic
               | events. Pretty much every time there's massive vulcanism,
               | most of the species on Earth die out. And hey, what do
               | you know, there was a truly epic scale volcanic eruption
               | going on for millions of years right at the same time!
               | What a coincidence.
               | 
               | The Chicxulub impact is certainly part of the story of
               | the extinction event that killed off the dinosaurs. But
               | the evidence isn't there to assert that it is the whole,
               | or even the most important part of the story.
        
               | CamperBob2 wrote:
               | I wouldn't be qualified to take sides in this particular
               | pissing match, but still, the point stands. Alvarez was
               | "directionally correct", and the existing researchers
               | were not. He moved the field forward, while they did not.
        
               | adastra22 wrote:
               | It remains to be seen. To this day there still isn't any
               | conclusive further evidence beyond "there was an impact
               | event that closely coincides with the dinosaur
               | extinction." Which is, don't get me wrong, very strong
               | evidence. But the Deccan Traps are also just as much a
               | smoking gun, which is why I proclaimed above that the
               | one-two punch theory is the most reasonable. They both
               | contributed to one of Earth life's most epic die offs.
               | 
               | Alvarez looked at the global iridium layer 66M years ago
               | and said "This is from an impact. I don't know where the
               | crater is, but there is one and when we find it, it will
               | be X km big and date to 66M years ago." Then the
               | Chicxulub crater was found and matched his predictions to
               | a T. That is a hell of an impressive scientific
               | accomplishment. Which may or may not have anything to do
               | with the K-T extinction event and the end of the
               | dinosaurs.
        
               | iainmerrick wrote:
               | "The guy"? There were two guys, Luis Alvarez and his son
               | Walter Alvarez, a geologist. It wasn't just a case of a
               | famous physicist meddling in a field he knew nothing
               | about.
               | 
               |  _Edit to add:_ checking Wikipedia, I see that chemists
               | Frank Asaro and Helen Michel are also credited as part of
               | the core team, although it still gets called the
               | "Alvarez hypothesis".
        
             | snowwrestler wrote:
             | The Alvarez hypothesis is notable not just because of its
             | power in explaining the Cretaceous mass extinction, but
             | because of its Copernican-like effect on paleontology.
             | 
             | Up to that point, it was a matter of belief among paleos
             | that bolides were not a significant factor in the history
             | of life. Essentially, that the Earth did not experience
             | frequent or significant impacts after the initial formation
             | of the solar system.
             | 
             | The evidence supporting Alvarez became so compelling that
             | it not only became accepted as the K-T cause, it opened the
             | door to considering bolides for all sorts of previous
             | extinctions--an idea explored by Raup in his book
             | _Extinction_. It made  "sudden catastrophes" acceptable as
             | a serious research subject for the first time since Lyell.
             | 
             | Prior to Alvarez, it was a matter of faith that the K-T
             | boundary must have a solely terrestrial explanation, and
             | the Deccan Traps were elevated to the most likely
             | candidate. But it just shifted the need for explanation--
             | why was there sudden globally catastrophic vulcanism? You
             | say "India hit Asia" but that was not a sudden thing, in
             | fact it's still happening today. Hot spots are still active
             | today. It never really worked, but it was the best they had
             | (or were willing to consider at the time).
        
           | mr_toad wrote:
           | I think the majority of palaeontologists now accept the idea.
           | Alternative ideas get disproportionate attention in popular
           | articles.
        
           | joshmarinacci wrote:
           | Finding the impact crater pretty much cemented it. It
           | absolutely happened. The remaining questions are around if
           | the impact was enough to trigger the extinction on its own or
           | if other factors compounded the problem.
        
             | marcosdumay wrote:
             | > The remaining questions are around if the impact was
             | enough to trigger the extinction
             | 
             | Well, in the sense that we can never be sure of anything,
             | yeah. But it not being enough is a really extraordinary
             | idea.
        
               | nicce wrote:
               | I believe the main question here is that whether they
               | were doomed without asteroid regardless, and in that
               | sense we can't blame asteroid alone or primarily.
        
               | marcosdumay wrote:
               | Oh, yes, the point on the asteroid alone is possible, but
               | a mass extinction at the same time an asteroid nearly
               | destroys the wold being mainly caused by something other
               | is a hell of a coincidence.
        
             | wang_li wrote:
             | There's a strong case to be made that the impact not only
             | was enough to trigger the extinction, it happened in 1 day.
             | The theory is that the ejecta from the impact was
             | voluminous enough that it was sent into space and then
             | spread around the Earth. On reentry it heated the
             | atmosphere to thousands of degrees. So animals in New
             | Zealand that likely didn't even feel the impact died when
             | the air was too hot to breath. The only survivors were
             | things in burrows or nests or under water.
        
           | IAmBroom wrote:
           | Much like gravity, it is only a theory.
        
           | codeduck wrote:
           | The geological record of the K-T boundary is very hard to
           | argue with
        
         | codeduck wrote:
         | I remember the first time Brontosaurus was Brontosaurus.
        
         | aimor wrote:
         | When I was a kid I loved "Dinosaur Time" by Peggy Parish (and
         | illustrated by Arnold Lobel). Originally published in 1974 it
         | ends, "Dinosaurs lived everywhere for a long time. Then they
         | died. Nobody knows why. But once it was their world. It was
         | Dinosaur Time."
         | 
         | There was a revision to the book (not sure the date) with
         | changes to the text and an expanded author's note at the end
         | that talks about the new things we understand about dinosaurs
         | including how Brachiosaurus are no longer believed to have
         | spent their time in water to support their weight and how it's
         | now believed an asteroid killed off the dinosaurs.
         | 
         | Original: https://archive.org/details/dinosaurtime00pari
        
         | carlosjobim wrote:
         | Nothing new was discovered, there is no better evidence now
         | than when that book was written in the 80s. We're just living
         | in a new era of scientific understanding where it is taboo to
         | say or write that any question is not answered.
        
       | Reason077 wrote:
       | > _"Nor did a lack of movement from prey visually impair the
       | great beast's hunt for flesh ... "Don't move. It can't see us if
       | we don't move."_
       | 
       | This seems to work with birds, though. They can be oblivious to
       | your presence even at a short distance if you stay still. But any
       | movement will startle them and they'll fly off. I guess that's
       | where this idea comes from.
       | 
       | But of course, ancient predators with forward-facing eyes
       | probably worked quite differently.
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | Even us humans with our wimpy weak eyes are much better at
         | seeing motion than stillness - it's why camouflage works so
         | well.
         | 
         | And "out of the corner of the eye" is almost entirely motion.
        
         | cco wrote:
         | The book justifies it because they used frog DNA and some frog
         | visual systems do require movement
        
       | LeftHandPath wrote:
       | The other thing that differentiates Spielberg's original work
       | from all that's followed is the way it explored the details. From
       | the sourcing of the amber, to the need to have paleontologists,
       | botanists, and lawyers check Hammond's work, to the inclement
       | weather, to the social interactions and workplace frustrations of
       | the staff -- it all felt like much more of a living, breathing
       | park than any of the renderings since. Like someone took out a
       | sheet of paper and said, "If someone actually built this thing,
       | what problems would they have to deal with?"
       | 
       | The newer movies -- even Spielberg's own sequel -- don't capture
       | that. They start with some park or island miraculously up and
       | running, no explanation needed. They hand us predetermined good
       | and bad guys whose motivations seem less complex, more contrived.
       | Jurassic World didn't give me the sense that anyone struggled and
       | triumphed in creating the park. It was just hand-waved into
       | existence, in a way that cheapens the ensuing drama.
        
         | xhkkffbf wrote:
         | Let's be fair. This was all Michael Crichton. It's in the
         | original book. He worked through the details. Spielberg just
         | didn't delete them.
        
           | n3storm wrote:
           | Thank you. Nobody read the book? The problem with dinosaurs
           | is the problem with Hollywood in general: lack of original
           | ideas and good storytelling.
        
           | mpalmer wrote:
           | Adaptation is a creative act.
           | 
           | If it were a simple matter of not deleting things, why
           | haven't we seen more totally faithful adaptations of well-
           | written, detailed speculative fiction?
           | 
           | Choosing to include details like this is a risk, because it
           | means X% of the production's budget goes into making this
           | detail apparent in the final cut. Painstaking production
           | design work, location scouting, etc.
           | 
           | Working through the details is a big part of the process, and
           | Crichton gets the credit. But translating his detailed world
           | faithfully to the screen is neither simple nor easy, nor does
           | it automatically make your movie a box office success.
        
             | WalterBright wrote:
             | > why haven't we seen more totally faithful adaptations of
             | well-written, detailed speculative fiction?
             | 
             | Because people always think they can "fix" it to make it
             | better.
        
               | 542354234235 wrote:
               | No, it is because you can't tell the same story in a
               | different medium and expect it to work. Things that work
               | in a book, like a character's internal monolog, don't
               | work in a movie. Just taking that "facts" from a book and
               | filming them almost never works. You have to look at the
               | theme, tone, and the overall message being portrayed in
               | the book and make a movie that captures those.
               | 
               | The book has two tyrannosauruses, but is that important?
               | Or is the singular focus on one tyrannosaurus work better
               | in a movie? In the book, Hammond falls into a ditch and
               | is eaten alive by compies. Would showing that in the
               | movie been the best way to convey to the audience his
               | downfall due to his own hubris, or would have felt more
               | like a "cool dinosaur death"? Maybe it is better to show
               | him looking old, sad, and defeated taking one last look
               | at his park, before being helped into the helicopter by
               | Dr. Grant. Him being slightly startled when Grant takes
               | his arm shows how lost in thought he was, and the
               | audience can imagine what thoughts are running through
               | his mind about how his life's work and legacy came to
               | such utter ruin.
               | 
               | Adaptation is an art and there is no one right way to do
               | it, and the more I here people talk about "make it just
               | like the book" the more I realize people have very little
               | understanding about what makes good movies, or good
               | stories in general.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | > have very little understanding about what makes good
               | movies
               | 
               | I've seen many thousands of movies, and that does give me
               | knowledge about what makes a movie better.
               | 
               | For example, music makes a huuuuge difference, even if
               | one may not even be aware of the music. For example, Star
               | Wars and Lord of the Rings would be diminished
               | considerably without their very good soundtracks. You can
               | see this with the Hobbit movie - a lousy soundtrack,
               | which severely damaged the movie. 2001 was greatly
               | enhanced with the soundtrack. I read that Kubrick spent
               | hundreds of hours listening to records searching for the
               | perfect music. It paid off handsomely. What would "Blade
               | Runner" be without the Vangelis soundtrack?
        
         | mpalmer wrote:
         | This applies to most modern scripts. Writers/studios have
         | largely decided people don't care about detailed, reasoned-out
         | worlds with unspoken "show-don't-tell" internal logic. Are they
         | wrong? I shudder to consider.
         | 
         | Shows like Better Call Saul and Andor are the most recent high-
         | profile counter-examples. So detailed and lived-in, because the
         | writers wanted to ask interesting questions:
         | 
         | How _does_ the Empire do what it does?
         | 
         | What does a career striver look like in the imperial ranks?
         | What internal forces help/hinder them? Do they struggle with
         | the ethics? Is there even time/opportunity for that?
         | 
         | Was the Rebel Alliance really that organized from the start, or
         | were there growing pains?
         | 
         | Asking and attempting to answer questions like these lays the
         | groundwork for telling interesting character-driven stories
         | that are grounded in the reality of the fictional world.
         | 
         | Neglect to do that, and you generally end up with a bloodless
         | theme park ride with no emotional stakes.
        
           | optimalsolver wrote:
           | Lord of the Rings doesn't dwell on the day-to-day details of
           | how the various kingdoms functioned, and yet it's still a
           | great story.
        
             | Detrytus wrote:
             | I disagree. It does not dwell on economy, or technology,
             | but at least we have pretty good overview of social fabric
             | and power structures: how kings get to power, how they make
             | decisions, how they raise armies, how they deal with
             | allies, etc.
             | 
             | Another thing: Bret Devereaux has some very detailed
             | analysis on his blog ([1],[2]) of various LOTR battles/war
             | campaings and it seems that Tolkien was meticulous about
             | getting details of the warfare right, like how far and how
             | fast can army move, what the commander can and cannot know
             | at given time, and how medieval style battles are actually
             | won/lost (including the impact of morale). Compare that
             | with the mess that are two last seasons of Game of
             | Thrones...
             | 
             | [1] https://acoup.blog/2019/05/10/collections-the-siege-of-
             | gondo...
             | 
             | [2] https://acoup.blog/2020/05/01/collections-the-battle-
             | of-helm...
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | It didn't dwell on it, but Tolkien was incredibly
             | _meticulous_ about consistency, distances, travel times,
             | how politics works in his universe, and logistics.
             | 
             | And the films, for the most part, stuck very close to the
             | source material.
             | 
             | ... And then you get The Hobbit.
        
               | WalterBright wrote:
               | The Hobbit was more of a Disney theme park ride than a
               | story.
        
               | xoxxala wrote:
               | There is an unofficial version of The Hobbit called the
               | "m4 book edit" floating around that removes most of the
               | extraneous junk. It's vastly better than the theatrical
               | versions.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | If you want a good version of The Hobbit, you can just
               | watch the Rankin-Bass version. It has good songs too.
        
               | bigstrat2003 wrote:
               | > And the films, for the most part, stuck very close to
               | the source material.
               | 
               | Although when they depart, they swung for the fences.
               | Multiple times Peter Jackson felt the need to throw out
               | Tolkien's central theme (that the Ring isn't all
               | powerful, and there are stronger forces like virtue or
               | friendship), just to get cheap drama when characters act
               | out of character under the influence of the Ring. It was
               | really aggravating.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | > Multiple times Peter Jackson felt the need to throw out
               | Tolkien's central theme (that the Ring isn't all
               | powerful, and there are stronger forces like virtue or
               | friendship)
               | 
               | Is that the theme? The ring wasn't beaten by the power of
               | virtue or friendship. It was beaten by itself.
        
               | sparsely wrote:
               | It loses it at some key points to aid visual clarity (and
               | I guess cut the CGI costs), like Minas Tirith being on a
               | featureless plain rather than surrounded by farmland.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | The book and movie didn't (and was better for it - _The
             | Annualized Return of The Kings Fields_ would be dry
             | reading) but Tolkien clearly did (both in his notes and in
             | his thoughts). _If I want these people to live here and go
             | to the bar here, where would they have to work, and what
             | kind of work would it entail?_
             | 
             | "Real world" stories don't need to dwell on it much because
             | you can just use history and real life - if you base a
             | story in 50s Detroit it's going to be much different than
             | 2020s Detroit. And if you mess it up and claim 2020s
             | Detroit is a bustling hub of automobile manufacturing it's
             | going to feel off.
             | 
             | But fiction, especially fantasy and sci-fi, needs a lot of
             | these details to be at least thought about. Then the
             | references and glimpses will feel correct and real.
        
               | atq2119 wrote:
               | > The book [...] didn't
               | 
               | You mean the book that has a 40(?)-page chapter in which
               | characters you never hear from before or afterwards
               | describe what's happening in their home lands didn't go
               | into the day-to-day? :)
               | 
               | Lord of the Rings (the book) is _obsessed_ with this kind
               | of detail to the point that many people find it difficult
               | to read.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | Most people get tripped up in the descriptions of flora
               | and landscapes or the poetry; _The Council of Elrond_ is
               | one of the easier parts and moves along quickly.
        
               | Spooky23 wrote:
               | A book is different. Part of the appeal is that sort of
               | attention to detail. It definitely filters people who can
               | deal with it.
               | 
               | My dad was a literature nerd. He loved Tolstoy.
               | Personally, I'd rather be tortured by the Czars secret
               | police than suffer through that. :)
        
               | olddustytrail wrote:
               | Assuming you are referring to The Council of Elrond, I
               | think perhaps you're misremembering.
               | 
               | The only characters who speak at length at the Council
               | are Gloin, Elrond (whose account is mostly skipped over),
               | Boromir, Gandalf (the longest account), Aragorn, Frodo
               | and Bilbo.
               | 
               | All of these are previously known characters except
               | Boromir and he is certainly a major character. Plus they
               | all add either new backstory about the ring or foreshadow
               | something later, like Moria has been reoccupied and there
               | is something evil there.
               | 
               | So there really isn't any information given that doesn't
               | bear on the story at all.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | Gloin is Gimli's father, but it's true that he does
               | really only appear in that chapter (if you've not read
               | the Hobbit, you won't know much about him). Afterwards,
               | though, Gimli travels with the Fellowship.
               | 
               | Tolkien could have (and I believe in his notes he has
               | versions) written the entire council, but he elides the
               | parts that are "told elsewhere" - Bilbo, much of Gandalf
               | and Elrond, and anything directly already told of the
               | Hobbits.
        
               | olddustytrail wrote:
               | It's true that if you haven't read The Hobbit there are a
               | few gaps (not least, exactly how Bilbo got the ring).
               | 
               | But Gloin actually appears in the previous chapter Many
               | Meetings, where he is sat next to Frodo at the feast and
               | introduces himself there.
        
           | echelon wrote:
           | > unspoken "show-don't-tell" internal logic
           | 
           | This is another axis separate or orthogonal to worldbuilding.
           | 
           | Recent Marvel and Disney films, the Jurassic Park and Star
           | Wars sequels, and most Godzilla / Kong slop doesn't build
           | believable worlds. The writers don't spend any time writing
           | the universe that the story takes place in.
           | 
           | Lord of the Rings (the theatrical film trilogy), Game of
           | Thrones (save for the last seasons), and Jurassic Park (1993)
           | all build vast and credible worlds. Intricately detailed,
           | living and breathing universes. Backstories, histories,
           | technologies, warring factions, you name it. They then create
           | believable characters that occupy those worlds and give them
           | real character arcs within which they suffer, rise to
           | prominence, grow, and die. Multiple heroes with multiple
           | journeys. You're fully immersed in the fictional world,
           | watching characters you care about occupying it. It's
           | masterful storytelling.
           | 
           | Villeneuve's Dune has the same vast world and literature to
           | draw upon as many of the other great epics, but he makes the
           | rare mistake of not communicating anything to you about it.
           | If you haven't read the books, much of the story is easily
           | lost. He doesn't spend time on character arcs or even as much
           | as dropping hints to what the subtitles of the world are.
           | It's a super rare misstep, because most bad storytelling is
           | from under baking the fictional world.
           | 
           | Then there's the mistake of sequels that try to expand on the
           | mystery of the original world. The Matrix films and countless
           | others have over-illuminated the mystery of their stories in
           | trying to build universes. In doing so, the magic has been
           | lost.
        
             | Rodeoclash wrote:
             | In my opinion that's what makes Villeneuve's so great. For
             | example, I think almost any other director would have had
             | an info dump about what Mentat's are in the Dune universe,
             | motivations and they they are important. Instead in
             | Villeneuve's version, you simply see the results. For those
             | watching the film without the context you simply chalk it
             | up to a weird and wonderful way that the universe works.
             | For those that have read the book, you get to do the
             | information dump about Mentat's on your poor unexpecting
             | wife who's watching the film with you.
             | 
             | This embodies show don't tell and it works amazingly.
        
               | echelon wrote:
               | > This embodies show don't tell and it works amazingly.
               | 
               | That's not "show, don't tell". That's "you need the
               | companion book".
               | 
               | A masterclass in "Show, don't tell" is the intro to
               | Pixar's "Up". If you haven't seen it, you absolutely
               | must.
               | 
               | "Show, don't tell" isn't stuff that is lost on the
               | uninitiated. It's stuff that is masterfully communicated
               | without the need for corny expository dialogue.
               | 
               | Villeneuve's mentats are like an adult joke in a kid
               | film.
        
               | Rodeoclash wrote:
               | > It's stuff that is masterfully communicated without the
               | need for corny expository dialogue
               | 
               | This is the scene I'm thinking of:
               | https://youtu.be/70FLqFWJMNk?si=0faCWRS9aNpVTil4&t=68
               | 
               | You don't need to know that the character is a mentat.
               | The story works perfectly well _without_ that knowledge.
               | But if you do then it adds a second layer to the scene.
               | Much like watching something like the early Simpson 's is
               | even better if you have a grounding in the novels and
               | movies that they're parodying but isn't required to get
               | the show.
               | 
               | > A masterclass in "Show, don't tell" is the intro to
               | Pixar's "Up". If you haven't seen it, you absolutely
               | must.
               | 
               | I have seen it quite some time ago, please point out some
               | clips where you feel the show don't tell is executed
               | well.
        
               | IAmBroom wrote:
               | I'd say the entire expository section about the
               | protagonist's romantic life prior to the film is apt.
               | 
               | Barely any words spoken, even. Conveys everything.
        
               | grues-dinner wrote:
               | The films don't really give themselves a need to explain
               | the mentats beyond "they're good at maths".
               | 
               | I do think they could have done better at showing that
               | mentats are capable of huge feats of computation and
               | planning and take the place of advanced computers, and
               | that wouldn't need exposition. The "answer a numerical
               | question with unnecessary decimal places" trope was worn
               | when Commander Data did it for the millionth time.
               | Moreover, it was something that seemed like a simple
               | multiplication: something normal humans who are good at
               | mental arithmetic can do. Having Thufir do the eye thing
               | to deduce the exact location of the hunter-killer agent
               | based on a huge stream of data would have been a good way
               | to do it, for example. That would have made it clearer
               | that Thufir (and by extension Piter via the lip tattoo)
               | was more than a uniformed wedding planner and is actually
               | a powerful, indispensable and dangerously skilled
               | superhuman.
               | 
               | Likewise having someone lament that, say, an ornithopter
               | or carryall could use an autopilot and someone reply "ha,
               | yes, and get the planet nuked from orbit by the Great
               | Families for harbouring a thinking machine, not a good
               | plan" would have shown the approximate limits on
               | technology leading to the need for mentats.
               | 
               | Not showing that didn't really affect the story they did
               | choose tell (i.e. one that, for example, doesn't ever
               | mention or allude to the Butlerian Jihad), but I think
               | they could have added just a little more useful depth
               | without it just being superfluous book details added for
               | the book fans to notice.
               | 
               | One wonders if they left out the war on thinking machines
               | as being at risk of breaking the suspension of disbelief
               | for being too (pre-!)derivative of the Matrix and being
               | overly close to current zeitgeist with LLMs dominating
               | every conversation.
        
             | eszed wrote:
             | > [ _Dune_ ] makes the mistake of not communicating
             | anything to you about it. If you haven't read the books,
             | much of the story is easily lost.
             | 
             | Counterpoint: my wife. I took her into _Dune_ knowing
             | nothing at all about it, besides how excited I was to see
             | it, and she got everything. Like, seriously, _everything_.
             | She 's a super intelligent and intuitive person, and
             | Villeneuve is one of her favorite directors so she's maybe
             | the ideal audience member.
             | 
             | It might be fair say that the exposition is too subtle for
             | a general audience to pick up, but it's certainly _there_.
             | I refuse to hold that against the film, though. The usual
             | state of Hollywood movies is to browbeat an audience with
             | heavy-handed explanations, so I love it that Villeneuve
             | makes you pay attention and think and remember and put
             | together clues to understand everything that 's going on.
             | It's _sophisticated_ filmmaking, dammit, and there 's not
             | enough of that around - especially in big-budget / sci-fi /
             | franchise films.
        
           | Spooky23 wrote:
           | Andor succeeded despite the bureaucracy porn. Good stories
           | are universal. You need to care about the protagonists.
           | 
           | The exposition is important, but doesn't drive success. The
           | best example of that is the original Star Wars. Contrast Star
           | Wars to Kurosawa's The Hidden Fortress -- which inspired many
           | aspects of Star Wars. Essentially the same story with
           | different framing. Both are still excellent films.
           | 
           | Shitty sequels or in-universe works focus on the exposition.
           | The Book of Boba Fett is probably the best example of this.
           | Watching some dude slow walk through the desert to waste my
           | time and engage in some inane plot that made no sense made me
           | actively not give a fuck and turn it off. Cool universe. Bad
           | TV.
        
             | mpalmer wrote:
             | Different points of comparison though. I'm not trying to
             | hold up Andor against its betters, but its contemporaries.
        
             | watwut wrote:
             | > Good stories are universal. You need to care about the
             | protagonists.
             | 
             | This believe in one script that rules them all is why
             | writing in American movies became boring and predictable.
             | They did found that universal script with predictably
             | likable protagonists that always win. It just got
             | repetitive and boring.
        
             | anonymars wrote:
             | > Andor succeeded despite the bureaucracy porn.
             | 
             | I am not sure what specifically you're referring to, but
             | take this scene:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKl0F640914
             | 
             | A master class in gripping tension, moreover one that--like
             | Breaking Bad--puts you in the awkward position of rooting
             | for the bad guy. Because, as you say, we care about the
             | protagonists, and in a way she is one.
             | 
             | And then in Season 2 when Krennic is talking to Meero?
             | (towards the end - I am deliberately keeping it vague for
             | those who haven't watched yet)
             | 
             | Meanwhile I thought the beginning of Season 2 was by far
             | the weakest.
             | 
             | But yeah. Book of Boba Fett was bottom of the barrel. It
             | feels like in an alternate universe he would have been the
             | main character of The Mandalorian, and BoBF would not have
             | existed.
             | 
             | I'm not sure just why it was so bad, maybe like late Game
             | of Thrones it's obviously lazy, but contrasting with the
             | scene above, at some level you have to care about the
             | character and start to identify with them, insomuch as you
             | become invested in them succeeding in their task: their
             | goals become your surrogate goals. What was Boba Fett's
             | goal and why should we care?
             | 
             | Contrast with Meero the spy hunter. Meanwhile Boba Fett was
             | a crime lord who didn't do crime and constantly changed his
             | mind to whatever the other person suggested instead of his
             | original thoughts and plans.
        
             | dmonitor wrote:
             | A big reason BoBF is so bad is because the exposition it
             | focuses on is fucking lame as hell. It was also
             | contradictory to the character's premise, a bounty hunting
             | nomad deciding to settle down and become crime lord of
             | bumfuck nowhere is the opposite of what his character arc
             | should be.
        
             | arbitrary_name wrote:
             | Andor succeeded BECAUSE of the bureaucracy porn.
        
           | quacked wrote:
           | I highly disagree that Andor feels highly detailed or lived-
           | in; it's like acting school charades level depictions of
           | rural people, imperial bureaucrats, high society parties,
           | etc. This is especially bad in season 2.
           | 
           | I agree from a writing standpoint these are very interesting
           | lines to follow, but the execution is just severely lacking.
           | I don't think the writers have really ever met or spent time
           | with farmers, infantrymen, tech bros, politicians hicks,
           | tough guys, pilots, etc.
        
             | piltdownman wrote:
             | While I agree with you somewhat on the bucolic Vichy-
             | Resistance of Ghormann, the realisation of the Civil
             | Service danse macabre as per Le Carre is beautifully
             | realised - just so long as you realise it takes the 'House
             | of Cards' lense rather than the 'Yes Minister' one.
             | 
             | Even from the first episode you can see where they strive
             | to portray realistic scenarios setpieces; particularly the
             | first exchange between Hyne and Karn, contrasting the
             | ideological and the real politik - "They were in a brothel,
             | which we're not supposed to have, the expensive one, which
             | they shouldn't be able to afford, drinking Revnog, which
             | we're not supposed to allow."
             | 
             | It's Partagaz though who really hammers home the mundane
             | grimness of the vocation. While best known for his snappy-
             | rejoinder based management style - "It's an assignment.
             | Calibrate your enthusiasm" - it's in his measured belicoise
             | jingoism that you get a sense of the true appetites of the
             | Imperium, and the mandate which they see as distinguishing
             | themselves - "Security is an illusion. You want security?
             | Call the Navy. Launch a regiment of troopers. We are
             | healthcare providers. We treat sickness."
             | 
             | The High-Society parties thing is more a Chandrillan
             | society thing - hyper-ritualistic aristocrats eking out
             | their existence in dinner parties and charitable trusts,
             | while trying to both publicly endorse and privately
             | mitigate the new-found adherence to traditional values that
             | typify the generation in ascent. The stilted conversation,
             | the reserved displays of emotion, the proportioned but
             | spartan architecture, all speak to the gilded cage in which
             | they reside - culturally, socially, and politically.
             | 
             | As for the infantrymen, 'tough guys' etc... I can
             | immediately reference one of the most nuanced and best
             | portrayed characters in the whole canon - Alex Ferns'
             | depiction of Sergeant Linus Mosk, which almost matches his
             | Coal Miner in Chernobyl in terms of sheer celluloid
             | plausability.
             | 
             | It's the 'Don't trouble yourself writing the memorandum'
             | school of control and intimidation, utterly distinct from
             | the previous iteration of the antagonist and his 'I find
             | your lack of faith disturbing' scenery-chewing which may
             | make these hard to bridge.
        
         | adrian_b wrote:
         | That's because Spielberg's movie has summarized Crichton's
         | book, so it had plenty of material from which to draw details.
         | 
         | While I have greatly enjoyed the visual effects of _Jurassic
         | Park_ , seeing it for the first time has also greatly
         | disappointed me, because in my opinion the movie script has
         | been much, much worse than the book that I had read some years
         | before that.
         | 
         | In the book, the catastrophe that happened at _Jurassic Park_
         | had been convincingly presented as an unavoidable consequence
         | of the complexity of the project, arguing thus that there are
         | limits for what humans can create and control.
         | 
         | On the other hand, in the movie the main idea of the book has
         | vanished. There was some mumbo jumbo about "chaos theory", but
         | that was just ridiculous. Instead of that, the catastrophe of
         | _Jurassic Park_ was presented as a consequence of stupidity,
         | incompetence and bad luck.
         | 
         | Perhaps those are more realistic reasons for causing the
         | failure of something like _Jurassic Park_ , but this change has
         | separated completely the movie from the book that inspired it,
         | because it has made the catastrophe look like an accident that
         | should have been easy to avoid, dismissing silently the
         | intended warning message of the book.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | Sadly, that is often a consequence of trying to turn a novel
           | into a three hour (or less) film.
           | 
           | Since then we're seeing a lot more studios willing to take a
           | chance on a TV series of perhaps a dozen hours, which seems
           | to map better into a novel. Roughly that's a chapter or two
           | per hour.
           | 
           | Perhaps a Jurassic Park TV show reboot would do better than
           | an increasingly hokey set of sequels.
        
             | Loughla wrote:
             | We also have the mix of both where they make an amazing
             | show based on novels then ruin the entire world with
             | terrible writing when the source material runs dry.
             | 
             |  _Glares at Game of Thrones_
        
               | jmb99 wrote:
               | GoT still blows me away. You had about as close to an
               | infinite budget as you can get in television, access to
               | some of the best writers on the planet, as well as
               | general guidance from Martin, and yet somehow you end up
               | with season 8 (and 7, and to a lesser extent 6). It
               | wouldn't surprise me if Winds of Winter never gets
               | published due in part to the TV series' writing, which is
               | to me the biggest loss.
        
               | iamsaitam wrote:
               | I think the hate that the last seasons get are mainly due
               | to people's expectations of how the several arcs should
               | "wrap up". I have yet to read any compelling argument or
               | point of view why the last seasons were terrible. They
               | were rushed, but that doesn't equate to bad.
        
               | rkomorn wrote:
               | For me, it was the appearance of plot armor (starting
               | with the end of season 5) that ruined the show.
               | 
               | Up to that point, you had a sense that anyone could die,
               | no matter how important.
               | 
               | Seasons 6+ are full of meh tropes like last-second
               | reversals, people popping out of water when they
               | evidently should've drowned, the impossibly bullshit
               | "blind girl kills trained assassin" moment, the WWE style
               | end of the walkers, etc.
               | 
               | To me, that's just bad. Not rushed.
        
               | auntienomen wrote:
               | Yeah, it was bad. And then they really betrayed the story
               | by trying to graft a happy ending on.
               | 
               | The only ending that makes any sense is "Everyone dies,
               | the bad guys win, the end". It's right there in the
               | story's motto: Winter is coming.
        
               | aredox wrote:
               | >I have yet to read any compelling argument or point of
               | view why the last seasons were terrible.
               | 
               | https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/observations/the-
               | rea...
               | 
               | https://archive.ph/KLoAq
               | 
               | https://archive.ph/g2mZJ
               | 
               | The worst, I think, is how they treated the secondary
               | characters like Grey Worm and Missandei. Or Jon Snow
               | calmly taking his boat to exile in the middle of
               | Unsullied and Dothraki - he just killed their Queen and
               | Liberation figure.
               | 
               | https://www.cbr.com/game-of-thrones-failed-unsullied-
               | explain...
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | > mainly due to people's expectations of how the several
               | arcs should "wrap up".
               | 
               | Well...yeah? The "how" is the very essence of good
               | writing. "Frodo walked to Mount Doom and destroyed the
               | ring" is one way to write Lord of the Rings. But no one
               | would call it good writing. The journey is just as
               | important as the destination.
               | 
               | > I have yet to read any compelling argument or point of
               | view why the last seasons were terrible.
               | 
               | Logic, timing, characterization, pacing, tone,
               | faithfulness to the source material or to earlier
               | seasons. Characters doing dumb shit just because the
               | story needs to get to a certain place.
               | 
               | I didn't need to read anyone's arguments to know the last
               | seasons were terrible. I have eyes and ears.
        
               | tuna74 wrote:
               | Don't blame GoT for Martin's lack of output. The books
               | are his responsibility.
        
               | IncreasePosts wrote:
               | The last song of ice and fire book that Martin got out
               | was released almost exactly the same time as the very
               | first episode of game of thrones. I doubt the show could
               | be the cause of Martin never publishing, it took the show
               | 6 years to catch up with the source material, and it
               | seems like Martin made no progress during that time
        
               | mavhc wrote:
               | Still the best ending that's ever going to be written
        
               | IAmBroom wrote:
               | I see what you did there.
        
           | crooked-v wrote:
           | It's a result of greed and arrogance in the book. It's even
           | called out with the framing that has Hammond claiming he's
           | 'spared no expense' to the investors, even as Nedry's whole
           | subplot kicks off because Nedry's already the low bidder and
           | Hammond's threatened to sue him into bankruptcy if he doesn't
           | do extra work for free.
        
         | jccalhoun wrote:
         | That is one of the things that really bugged me about the most
         | recent sequel.
         | 
         | Minor inconsequential spoilers
         | 
         | ..
         | 
         | ..
         | 
         | The research facility has geothermal heating which stretches
         | for miles and an enormous underground tunnel system. How did
         | they build all this?
        
           | defrost wrote:
           | Indulging the notion that money is no object; perhaps a mix
           | of
           | 
           | * using pre existing lava tubes, and
           | 
           | * hiring the engineering teams that tunneled under Sydney
           | harbor and elsewhere for rail expansion, the teams that did
           | the London sewer and new London rail tunnels, and
           | 
           | * not hiring _The Boring Company_.
        
         | christophilus wrote:
         | He got so many details right, and yet still created that UNIX
         | meme. That's amazing.
        
       | yeahboats wrote:
       | I didn't see any references to _Rebirth_ , and I see that this
       | was published before the latest film came out, so I'm guessing
       | the author didn't want to wait to publish in case anything in
       | there would have changed the tone of this essay. Having seen it
       | this past weekend, rest assured that it would not have.
       | 
       | There's a bit of backstory in the new one about how dinosaur zoos
       | are closing, and that no one wants to see dinosaurs anymore. That
       | premise struck me as strange, as people have been going to zoos
       | for a lot longer than these fictional dinosaur zoos would have
       | been open, and so I have to wonder if it was aimed as a little
       | dig at audiences. The rest of the film ends up exactly as the
       | post spells out. Hollow characters with forced exposition and
       | mutant dinosaurs that you haven't seen in any book, making them
       | just another monster in a monster movie. Maybe it's just that
       | Jurassic Park was the first movie to really capture the size and
       | scale, bringing these creatures to life, and in doing so, became
       | the standard bearer and yardstick to which all future movies get
       | compared to. You'll never get to experience that sense of awe and
       | wonder again. Maybe in another few generations when the original
       | JP falls out of the cultural consciousness.
        
         | ManuelKiessling wrote:
         | What sometimes works, when given into the right hands, is to go
         | smaller, more intimate, instead of ,,again 2x as epic as the
         | one before": like, imagine a Jurassic Park movie with only one
         | single, not even especially large and fancy dinosaur, and a
         | small group that needs to survive. Imagine this being done in a
         | very character-driven and claustrophobic way, keeping you on
         | the edge of your seat instead of trying to make you gasp at
         | some artificial grandeur. Still benefits from the established
         | backdrop of its ,,universe".
         | 
         | Worked well with Prey and Alien Romulus recently, for example.
        
         | cco wrote:
         | > There's a bit of backstory in the new one about how dinosaur
         | zoos are closing, and that no one wants to see dinosaurs
         | anymore. That premise struck me as strange, as people have been
         | going to zoos for a lot longer than these fictional dinosaur
         | zoos...
         | 
         | I find it plausible that the immense cost to run Jurassic Park
         | results in per-ticket cost that just wasn't sustainable long
         | term. Just the flights to get there would be a lot, add on the
         | cost to create a "new and sexier dino" at $75mm, shrug.
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | The apparent "immense cost to run Jurassic Park" is largely a
           | side effect of Hollywood's need to stack the deck to an
           | implausible degree in favor of the dinosaurs so they can
           | escape and create havoc and eat people.
           | 
           | In reality, if we assume the dinosaurs can breed true, they
           | wouldn't be particularly more expensive than any normal zoo
           | exhibit. We contain lions, tigers, wolves, hyenas, bears,
           | venomous snakes, alligators, and all sorts of other things
           | almost perfectly safely, completely routinely, and the
           | dinosaurs would largely be no different; such exceptions as
           | there may be we simply wouldn't have to keep them in a zoo.
           | (I'm mostly thinking the pteradactyls here.) Smaller zoos
           | wouldn't keep the larger ones around any more than they keep
           | large herds of elephants and giraffes.
           | 
           | There's no reason it wouldn't simply be part of every zoo in
           | the world to have a dinosaur section after a while.
           | 
           | But in the world of Jurassic Park, there is no such thing as
           | people who know how to contain animals. One wonders why
           | anyone would bother trying to build a dinosaur park in a
           | world that is presumably losing hundreds or thousands of
           | people a year to lions and tigers and bears in conventional
           | zoos in which they are utterly inadequately contained, and
           | all the people running the zoos have crazily bizarre reasons
           | why even so no one is allowed to have any sort of effectual
           | weaponry.
        
             | crooked-v wrote:
             | It's actually an explicit plot point in the original book
             | that the containment is insufficient because Hammond thinks
             | he's a big brain brilliant genius who can do all this stuff
             | from scratch better than any boring old normal zookeepers.
             | The movie lost that in translation as part of the attempt
             | to make him a kindly grandfather making bad decisions
             | instead of a two-faced showman who's completely full of
             | himself.
        
               | jerf wrote:
               | Yes, the book got this and did a much better job with it.
               | I'm not even necessarily upset with the _first_ movie
               | dropping that as part of the adaptation per se. Crap like
               | that happens in the real world all the time, and even if
               | the movie didn 't call it out very well it still at least
               | fits the characters. HN knows all about SV startups
               | trying to move into this or that space thinking they're
               | the smart young hotshots who are going to revolutionize
               | some space with technology only to get ROFLstomped by the
               | reality in the field and the people who have been doing
               | it for decades and could have told them for free why what
               | they were trying to do isn't going to work if they'd
               | bothered to do the slightest research first.
               | 
               | However, the _repeated_ errors are just silly.
               | 
               | Most particularly the repeated error of _not bringing big
               | enough guns_ [1]. Guns big enough to bother a T-Rex are
               | certainly inconvenient, but they 're readily available to
               | anyone who already breaking international laws about not
               | visiting these islands in the first place. Of course
               | simply bringing big enough guns doesn't guarantee a
               | solution to all the problems and it would not be hard to
               | still tell stories about people getting eaten, but
               | without that as a foundation the characters just read as
               | suicidally-stupid bozos to me from the get-go. (Where's
               | that alleged infatuation Hollywood has with guns?)
               | 
               | But the second park really has no reason in my eyes to
               | have collapsed the way it did either. It wasn't really
               | that well designed and they still had to contrive some
               | really, really stupid stuff to get it to fail, like
               | crashing a helicopter into the pteradactyl pen.
               | 
               | [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pf6E8yjMAI
        
         | chasd00 wrote:
         | I don't usually complain about movies but rebirth was pretty
         | bad. I can't think of a single role that was cast well. The
         | convenience store scene was the kitchen scene in the first one
         | all over again, the ventilation shaft scene was right out of
         | alien, and the big bad dinosaur was a rancor from Jedi crossed
         | with that dragon from Willow. The random family thrown in the
         | mix randomly was so tedious I was actually rooting for the two
         | daughters to get eaten so there would be a reason for the R
         | rating. Not a fan.
        
       | throw7 wrote:
       | "It's a Unix system. I know this." They don't make lines like
       | this today I tell ya.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | I thought the "It's a UNIX system! I know this!" scene was in
         | fact a generally accurate depiction of the SGI 3D File System
         | Navigator for IRIX.
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | "I'll make a GUI in Visual Basic!"
        
       | csours wrote:
       | I adore the opening shots of Jurassic Park.
       | 
       | If you recall, the opening scene has a dinosaur being transferred
       | from a container to a pen. If you haven't seen it for a while,
       | you might remember seeing the attack. I know I did.
       | 
       | But go back and watch it, you might be surprised.
       | 
       | ===
       | 
       | Also, I challenge you to find a better technical exposition scene
       | than Mr. DNA. Seriously, if you can think of a better technical
       | exposition scene, I'd love to know it.
        
         | 0cf8612b2e1e wrote:
         | The Matrix where they explain that we are all batteries. Gives
         | the great visuals of the towers of bodies plus the baby in the
         | pod as it is filling with nutrients. Provides basically all of
         | the backstory plus some technobabble behind the human slavery.
        
           | csours wrote:
           | I'll have to rewatch that one, thanks
        
             | muixoozie wrote:
             | Just to throw one on the pile, Inception's lesson in shared
             | dreaming scene is good.
        
       | OJFord wrote:
       | Because there's only one story to tell, for adults, and it's the
       | Jurassic Park (et al.) story.
       | 
       | You can't tell a period story for adults, with dinosaurs birthed
       | normally and no modern science, because then it's not a 'talkie',
       | and we're about a century past it being possible to have the
       | budget for a state of the art dinosaur-prop film with no
       | dialogue.
        
         | booleandilemma wrote:
         | This is the very problem Hollywood is facing now: a lack of
         | imagination.
        
         | deadbabe wrote:
         | How about a World War 2 flick where Nazis breed dinosaurs to
         | fight in the war?
        
           | OJFord wrote:
           | It's not meaningfully different than JP is it - it's
           | scientists recreate dinosaurs cohabiting with us in the
           | modern world - that's the type that I meant.
        
           | xoxxala wrote:
           | The sequel to Iron Sky has a tyrannosaurus-riding Hitler.
           | Trailer has a clip from that scene.
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/NuI-KU70pvM
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | We just had an animated movie about animals[1] with zero dialog
         | win an Oscar.
         | 
         | 1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(2024_film)
        
           | OJFord wrote:
           | No mention of any Oscar at your link, not that that's really
           | important. I think you should read my 'for adults' as
           | precluding animations/cartoons, not to say that _Flow_ isn 't
           | aimed at adults or that's childish or anything, just that
           | that's what I meant - in that format of course you can do it
           | and I'm sure there's been loads, no doubt an adult can (re)
           | watch and enjoy _A Land Before Time_ too; I assume TFA was
           | also thinking of  'live action' films.
        
             | ryandrake wrote:
             | Mid-way down:
             | 
             | > ... At the 97th Academy Awards, Flow won Best Animated
             | Feature and was also nominated for Best International
             | Feature Film as Latvia's submission ...
             | 
             | I've seen the movie and I'd say it's enjoyable for kids and
             | adults.
        
         | mitthrowaway2 wrote:
         | The other alternative is for time travellers to be marooned in
         | the past. (A la Homer Simpson who wishes he didn't kill that
         | fish.)
        
       | zhynn wrote:
       | If you love hard-science dinosaur books, I cannot recommend Abby
       | Howard's "Earth Before Us" series:
       | https://www.goodreads.com/series/257878-earth-before-us
       | 
       | They are so so SO good, they have so much care about the science
       | while also being delightfully whimsical and the art is beautiful.
       | Please check them out!
        
       | jtrn wrote:
       | I'm not sure if "kicking in open doors" is an idiom in English,
       | but this is a good example of that concepts. This is basically a
       | rehearse of old tropes.
       | 
       | Hollywood has lost its story telling edge.
       | 
       | Jurassic park is inaccurate but successfully combines historical
       | context with fictional storytelling, creating a sense of awe and
       | reverence for dinosaurs.
       | 
       | Modern dinosaur films often suffer from heavy reliance on CGI and
       | lacks soul.
       | 
       | The article is basically these points made over and over
       | 
       | So ironically the article is exactly what it accuses Hollywood of
       | being: unoriginal and boring.
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | Hollywood hasn't told an original story in decades. It's all
         | sequels and remakes.
        
         | pomian wrote:
         | All the good story tellers went to work at computer game
         | companies.
        
       | bruce511 wrote:
       | In the book I found the character of Ian Malcolm fascinating. He
       | was the math guy, grounded in "chaos theory" which basically
       | posited that things don't work out the way you plan.
       | 
       | Jeff Goldblum's portrayal was pretty spot on for me - sure that
       | it would all end in tears, and yet unwilling to leave simply
       | because the opportunity to see his math play out in real life was
       | irresistible.
       | 
       | And his line in movie 2 (or 3?) About how "it always starts with
       | oooh and ahhh, but then comes the running, and screaming, and
       | tearing of flesh" is such a meta observation of the film, and
       | life in general, that it's always resonated with me.
       | 
       | And Ian delivers it perfectly- as if to say "I know how this
       | plays, just like you do, but fate / math says I have to be here,
       | so here I am. I'm right where I'm supposed to be."
        
         | poulpy123 wrote:
         | Ian Malcom was a cool nerd which was uncommon (and maybe still
         | is)
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | Also, he really wanted to bone the female paleontologist.
         | 
         | I mean, that WAS a motivation.
        
       | hank808 wrote:
       | "Why are there no good dinosaur films?
       | 
       | Dinosaurs don't dialog
        
       | euparkeria wrote:
       | I still cannot understand how good movies with dinosaurs are so
       | rare. There are dozens of great movies with zombies, and the
       | concept is very simple: people running from the infected. Why
       | running from dinosaurs is different?
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | Because dinosaurs aren't human-sized.
         | 
         | Zombies are so it's easier to make it "feel" like a fair fight.
         | 
         | Dinosaurs are big so it's either a tanks and machine guns
         | bloodfest or humans being torn apart.
         | 
         | IMO a really good dinosaur movie would start with the premise
         | that they never died out, so we grew up alongside them.
        
           | Sharlin wrote:
           | (Obligatory nitpick that they indeed never died out and we
           | did grow up alongside them. And even back then, most
           | dinosaurs weren't giants. But I'm not sure that a movie
           | featuring only, say, dinos smaller than an elephant, or a
           | tiger, would work. People want to see the charismatic
           | gigafauna.)
        
             | tmtvl wrote:
             | Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds is technically a dinosaur
             | film.
        
               | IAmBroom wrote:
               | Thread winner.
               | 
               | Let's go home.
        
         | GMoromisato wrote:
         | I think this is a great question! There are also many good
         | vampire movies.
         | 
         | All I can think of is that zombies and vampires are so deeply
         | engrained in our stories that they are merely part of the
         | setting and the real movie is about something else. It's like
         | saying why are there so many movies set in New York?
         | 
         | If this theory is correct, then it also explains why we can
         | have lots of alien invasion movies but only a couple of good
         | Alien movies.
        
           | 47282847 wrote:
           | I'd argue Zombies and Vampires are an archetypical trope of
           | the human Shadow. The narcissist, the undead that consumes
           | other humans.
        
           | krapp wrote:
           | In preindustrial societies, "vampires and zombies" (which
           | didn't really exist _per se_ before being codified in modern
           | media) represented fear of disease, death and the unknown and
           | occult aspects of the natural world, and embodied pervasive
           | fears of hidden Satanic influence on the community, of both
           | cultural and physical corruption.
           | 
           | After Bram Stoker essentially codified the vampire for the
           | Western world, they also came to represent the raw power of
           | sexual desire and the corruption of violating Christian
           | taboos in Victorian age England. Zombies didn't really exist
           | as a thing in pop culture AFAIK until Night of the Living
           | Dead, although folklore has plenty of examples of revenant
           | spirits and demons that attack the living, hard taxonomies
           | like "vampire" and "zombie" didn't really exist, just as the
           | distinction between "ghosts", "elves" and "trolls" were
           | blurrier before Tolkien.
           | 
           | Nowadays, there aren't many primal or deep cultural fears in
           | Western society that these monsters can effectively inhabit,
           | so they mostly exist as pop icons and symbols of themselves.
           | Although I have seen the "zombie as the dehumanization of
           | capitalism" and "zombie as manifestation of popular
           | violence." Mostly zombies are zombies because zombies are
           | cool, and vampires are vampires because vampires are cool,
           | and that's the end of it.
           | 
           | Vampires, zombies and aliens are flexible because they don't
           | really exist (aliens probably exist, but they don't exist
           | _here_ ) They have a vast amount of folklore to draw from,
           | and can be dropped within almost any setting and motif
           | without much suspension of disbelief.
           | 
           | This isn't the case for dinosaurs. They were real, they were
           | animals, they were _big_ and there just isn 't as much to
           | work with thematically, and you have to work harder to
           | justify the presence of dinosaurs in any setting where human
           | beings also exist. You can't really tap into fear, sex, body
           | horror, political intrigue, cool fight scenes, etc. with
           | dinosaurs the way you can with the rest. You can't update
           | dinosaurs for the modern world the way you can vampires,
           | zombies and aliens.
        
             | IAmBroom wrote:
             | Your point about vampires and zombies being modern isn't
             | true.
             | 
             | The notion of the "revenant" - a corpse reanimating to
             | wreak havoc on the living - is so ubiquitous that
             | occasional burials across the centuries and globe involve
             | the body being place upside down (presumably so they dig
             | the wrong way), with heavy stones in their mouth, or
             | staked.
        
               | krapp wrote:
               | Yes, I know. I thought I mentioned that in my comment but
               | I guess I wasn't clear.
               | 
               | The _modern archetypes_ of vampires and zombies _as they
               | currently appear in media and popular culture_ are modern
               | in origin. Yes, undead spirits and revenants and the like
               | appear throughout folklore, but all (or very nearly all)
               | modern depictions of vampires originate with Bela Lugosi
               | and Bram Stoker, or pop culture references proceeding
               | from that (such as White Wolf games) and all modern
               | zombies in media originate with Night of the Living Dead.
        
         | mitthrowaway2 wrote:
         | In my opinion, this is the reason:
         | 
         | > Still, these disaster-monster films do need people at the end
         | of the day. A movie with only dinosaurs is just a kids' film
         | and the dinosaurs are talking to each other.
         | 
         | If it's not a kid's movie with talking dinosaurs, then it has
         | to either be a time travel movie where humans go back to the
         | dinosaur era, or else a movie where dinosaurs are resurrected
         | in the modern era like Jurassic Park. And Jurassic Park is
         | iconic enough that nobody can really use that premise again.
        
           | interloxia wrote:
           | The series Terra Nova (2011) tried the back in time approach.
        
           | windward wrote:
           | Non-verbal creatures don't make very good antagonists on
           | their own. Jurassic Park's premise makes it a story about
           | human folly, but the time travel setup would make them a
           | distraction from a moral quandary that we're already very
           | accustomed to.
           | 
           | On the other hand, zombie movies get a lot of this for free.
           | Hell is full, there is no rest, humans are the real bastards.
        
             | mitthrowaway2 wrote:
             | That's a good point. But as they say, the three genres of
             | literary conflict are "man vs man", "man vs nature", and
             | "man vs himself". There are many good films that don't have
             | a human antagonist, such as _Cast Away_ , and there's no
             | reason Wilson couldn't be a dinosaur. =)
        
         | shusaku wrote:
         | I was thinking about this too while reading the article, and I
         | thought that maybe the problem is that there's only some many
         | believable premises to get human characters in Dinosaur world.
         | I think if you write a film where they are revived by
         | scientists, everyone says it's too derivative. Time travel? You
         | get stuck with paradoxes.
        
       | imgabe wrote:
       | FWIW I though Rebirth was pretty good. At least, it was a step up
       | from the nadir of Dominion, which was an awful mess. Rebirth got
       | back to the basics of Jurassic movies - people go to a place with
       | dinosaurs and everything goes wrong. It's also a heist movie of
       | sorts, which is a different spin on the usual disaster movie
       | trope the others use.
        
       | dluan wrote:
       | Beyond asking why is there no good Dinotopia movie, where the
       | hell is the Redwall tv show?
        
       | alganet wrote:
       | Why is Hacker News talking about dinosaur films?
        
       | GMoromisato wrote:
       | The Alien, Terminator, and Matrix franchises have similar
       | problems.
       | 
       | Aliens successfully changed genres, from horror to action. But
       | subsequent movies could never recapture the primal horror of the
       | original or the fun action of the second. It's almost like there
       | are only two local optima in the Alien movie universe and Alien +
       | Aliens took them both.
       | 
       | Terminator is the same. The first movie was a perfect sci-fi
       | action movie, with a trippy premise and loads of fun. The second
       | was a subversion of the first: the Terminator is the good guy!
       | And that worked too. But after that, where else can you go?
       | 
       | And, of course, they never even bothered to make sequels to The
       | Matrix.
        
         | bartread wrote:
         | > And, of course, they never even bothered to make sequels to
         | The Matrix.
         | 
         | Like you, this is the reality I choose to inhabit.
         | 
         | The Matrix was an incredible film, still stands as an
         | incredible film, but that sequel tease at the end? Should have
         | been a tease, or perhaps a prompt, for the viewer's imagination
         | only.
         | 
         | There are no sequels to The Matrix.
        
           | prawn wrote:
           | I wonder how well it would go with some Andor-style prequels.
           | Tell in detail the quiet but vital stories that precede the
           | big moments.
        
             | Avicebron wrote:
             | I'm sure those will quietly end with anti-hero architect
             | reflecting on his brilliance, marveling is his creation,
             | reminiscing on the Ex Machina clip "that's the history of
             | Gods" getting up, checking his phone to confirm his
             | invitation to Lighthaven for the evening. Pan shot =>
             | Knowing smile, humble words out the door... audience sits
             | up, tears glistening, "that could be me? A God." they
             | internalize. Roll credits.
        
             | GMoromisato wrote:
             | I like this idea.
             | 
             | I think it would work as long as the style were very
             | different. Andor works, I think, because it is much
             | grittier and more character-focused than the movies.
             | 
             | Maybe an X-Files-like show where the machines have gained
             | sentience but are keeping secret (because they can be
             | deactivated) and plot to take over the world.
             | 
             | [To be fair, I never watched Animatrix, so I'm sure this
             | violates all sorts of lore.]
        
               | LexGray wrote:
               | Animatrix is certainly worth a watch. More or less it
               | follows our current trajectory of humanity trying to
               | offload anything resembling work onto AI.
               | 
               | It is becoming a batter series than The Matrix over time.
        
           | montagg wrote:
           | I know this sequel doesn't exist.
           | 
           | I know that when I watch it, the Matrix is telling my brain
           | that it is juicy and delicious.
           | 
           | After 26 years, you know what I realize?
           | 
           | Ignorance is bliss.
        
           | GMoromisato wrote:
           | I really feel for the Wachoskis. They couldn't _not_ do a
           | sequel, but they had nowhere to go--The Matrix was already
           | perfect.
           | 
           | They couldn't recapture the key reveal of the Matrix. It
           | would be like doing a sequel to "The Sixth Sense"--tag line:
           | "He's Still Dead". And without that, it's just another action
           | movie except "bullet time" is no longer innovative.
           | 
           | Their solution was to go deeper into the mythology and the
           | larger world, but that was never going to be as fresh as the
           | original.
           | 
           | I would have done a time-jump and have Neo be the mentor
           | figure to a new Neo (a Neo-Neo). They'd still be fighting the
           | Architect (and maybe Smith) and they'd still explore the
           | larger world of Zion + Machine City, but the key reveal would
           | be that Neo himself is just a program (like the Oracle).
           | 
           | But what do I know? I'm just a simple programmer.
        
             | 1123581321 wrote:
             | I wanted the Merovingian's gang to be another group of
             | humans with a different perspective on self-actualization.
             | That could've been a cool third movie.
        
               | GMoromisato wrote:
               | I like that!
        
             | BLKNSLVR wrote:
             | I thought the "real" world could have been another
             | simulation after Neo "used the force" in the squiddies in
             | the tunnels - when he then passes out and ends up mentally
             | in the train station thing.
             | 
             | Idea being that even those who thought they'd escaped, were
             | still actually within the Matrix.
             | 
             | (And Inception hadn't been made back then)
        
               | GMoromisato wrote:
               | That would have been a way better explanation than what
               | we got. In fact, I don't think I ever understood how Neo
               | could control the machines in the real world.
               | 
               | I like introducing the uncertainty of what is or is not
               | real (like Inception). That could turn it into a paranoid
               | thriller like some Philip K. Dick stories.
        
               | bryanrasmussen wrote:
               | My head canon was essentially that the nutrient
               | connectors in the back of people's necks also had a weak
               | wireless near range communication port to the computers
               | wireless net. Why, because sometimes malfunctions and
               | accidents can happen and people get detached and they
               | need to be findable.
               | 
               | The Oracle had realized years before that this could be
               | used to relay shutdown commands to nearby machines
               | because relatively lax security on this port and had
               | built in the capability into "the one" as a failsafe.
        
               | tuna74 wrote:
               | It is even possible that she modified Neo/Neo's implants
               | in order to have this ability.
        
               | lupusreal wrote:
               | I think the most coherent answer is that it was simply a
               | throwback to 20th century science fiction, in which
               | psychic powers were commonly treated as "real in the
               | future". The Matrix in particular borrowed a lot from
               | anime and eastern mysticism, so a break from strict
               | materialism isn't _too_ out of place. It 's just part of
               | the style of this kind of media.
               | 
               | (Psychics in sci-fi: Foundation, Ringworld, Akira and
               | about a million other animes, The Demolished Man, The
               | Stars My Destination, Dune, loads of Phillip K Dick,
               | Starship Troopers,... If you read a lot of 20th century
               | sci-fi it comes up A LOT.)
        
               | maxsilver wrote:
               | > In fact, I don't think I ever understood how Neo could
               | control the machines in the real world.
               | 
               | In fairness to the Wachowskis, they do literally explain
               | this in the movie, in literal dialog, in the third Matrix
               | film.
               | 
               | ---
               | 
               | Neo: "Tell me how I stopped four Sentinels by thinking
               | it"
               | 
               | Oracle: "The power of the One extends beyond this world.
               | It reaches from here _(i.e., the digital matrix)_ all the
               | way back to where it came from _(i.e., in the real
               | world)_.
               | 
               | Neo: "Where?"
               | 
               | Oracle: "The Source. That's what you felt when you
               | touched those Sentinels"
               | 
               | The sentinels are networked (in the real world) and Neo
               | has god-like access (superuser). Superuser works inside
               | the matrix, but it _also_ works on anything connected to
               | the Matrix or networked to the matrix (like the Sentinels
               | are, like most of the machines are).
               | 
               | ---
               | 
               | Most people just tune out the dialogue about philosophy
               | in these films, and then complain that nothing was
               | explained. _(when like, most of it was explained, folks
               | just got bored and stopped listening)_
               | 
               | That's fine in Matrix 1, because Matrix 1 works as a film
               | even if you ignore the philosophy dialogue. Matrix 2, 3,
               | and 4 are pretty good too, but they _only_ work if you
               | are also paying attention to all the philosophy dialog.
        
               | Zardoz84 wrote:
               | My head cannon when I watched it for first time, it's the
               | Neo bend reality abilities in the Matrix are really the
               | matrix simulation, reflecting some kind of SPI
               | habitability that he have in the real world but never
               | know how to use. However, your idea sounds better, but
               | would make it like another "Level 13" or "Existence"
        
               | DennisP wrote:
               | That was my thought at the time. Or maybe even that the
               | real world we actually live in is a simulation, and that
               | by learning to control one, Neo learned to control the
               | other.
        
               | MisterTea wrote:
               | Indeed. He was able to see Smith even though he was
               | blind. That right there had me instantly thinking "Holy
               | shit, they're still inside!" I was hoping for a bigger
               | reveal or twist but ... nothing.
        
               | regularfry wrote:
               | I really want to know what the story behind this detail
               | is. It never got resolved but it led you in a very
               | specific direction, and if the answer truly is "they're
               | still inside" then _all of the rest_ is inside too.
        
             | bravesoul2 wrote:
             | They could have gone back to something not unlike what
             | happened with power wrangling at OpenAI where OpenAI goes
             | on later to build the machines that take over. In this
             | world it is not LLMs but maybe more robotic like
             | intellegence. Robot assistants. Kind of completely
             | different. Maybe someone there sees the future and tries to
             | prevent it but just narrowly fails. While not that fun it
             | would be nice to see the Matrix situation explained how it
             | got to that.
        
             | bobbles wrote:
             | I stand by the fact that a skilled editor cutting like hell
             | across movies 2 and 3 to a singular sequel could save that
             | story
        
               | jzebedee wrote:
               | A similar feat to The Phantom Edit:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_Edit
        
               | anton-c wrote:
               | There are numerous, I just read an article recently(than
               | I can't locate now) where a guy watched and reviewed
               | about 6 fan edits. There's gotta be one out there for ya.
        
               | XorNot wrote:
               | The problem is that 2 and 3 both fail to capitalize on
               | their more interesting elements. Everything with Smith
               | could've been so much more then what we got (seriously,
               | an AI which probably has never left the Matrix gets
               | downloaded into a real human body and this has...no
               | serious ramifications or crisis for it's identity? Just
               | do the "sees itself as Hugo Weaving thing" and let Hugo
               | Weaving do that on camera because he absolutely
               | could've).
        
             | lelanthran wrote:
             | They could have done a prequel: where did the Oracle come
             | from, the existing crew of morpheus, trinity, etc.
        
               | hdjdjdbdgsud wrote:
               | There is the Animatrix.... Specifically it has a history
               | reel like that.
        
               | MDGeist wrote:
               | I did not entirely hate the sequels, but I feel like the
               | Animatrix was better and kind of flies under the radar.
        
             | slg wrote:
             | >I really feel for the Wachoskis. They couldn't not do a
             | sequel, but they had nowhere to go--The Matrix was already
             | perfect.
             | 
             | That is why the 4th is the best of the three sequels, it is
             | specifically about this. Although I agree it still can't
             | match the first movie.
        
               | 4gotunameagain wrote:
               | The 4th is a disgrace. It completely defiles the legacy
               | of the Matrix.
               | 
               | I've never seen more people leave a cinema before.
               | 
               | I wish I'd left too.
        
               | slg wrote:
               | People were disappointed because they wanted just another
               | rehash of The Matrix, but why do that when The Matrix
               | already exists? The more interesting idea is to explore
               | why people wanted another rehash of The Matrix, so the
               | movie is about that instead.
        
               | 4gotunameagain wrote:
               | I disagree. Nothing of value could be added through the
               | contemporary lens. So leave it at that, no need for a new
               | cash grab. It's not like Warner Bros is poor anyway..
        
               | slg wrote:
               | I find this mindset funny because the movie is about this
               | exact idea so by saying this idea has no value you are
               | criticizing your own opinion.
        
             | aleph_minus_one wrote:
             | > I really feel for the Wachoskis. They couldn't not do a
             | sequel, but they had nowhere to go--The Matrix was already
             | perfect.
             | 
             | I remember that at the time of the (non-existent ;-) )
             | sequels, being disappointed with these "sequels", fans
             | wrote summaries of screenplays how a (good) sequel to
             | Matrix might look like.
             | 
             | Basically all of them were much better than the official
             | sequel attempt (because such fans _really_ cared), and I
             | bet if I had been looking much more deeply into these fan-
             | fiction sequels, I could have found one that was as
             | exceptional as the original Matrix.
             | 
             | Lesson learned: scripts for sequels of movies that have a
             | strong fan-base should be written by people who _really_
             | care about the franchise (and have good ideas).
        
               | aredox wrote:
               | Except that there is something called "Intellectual
               | Property" and "copyright" that makes any attempt to use
               | fan fiction a libility and open to endless litigation.
               | 
               | J. Michael Straczynski (of _Babylon V_ fame, and many
               | others) immediately blocks anyone who tries to ptch him
               | ideas, and he's not the only one:
               | 
               | https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/j-michael-straczynski-
               | would-l...
        
               | aleph_minus_one wrote:
               | But as a franchise owner, you _can_ have a look into such
               | fan(fiction) forums to recognize writing talents who _do_
               | care about the franchise and which you might want to hire
               | to work on a screenplay for a sequel.
        
               | devilbunny wrote:
               | Yeah, if you 1) trust that they actually know how to
               | write a screenplay (a very different skill from writing a
               | novel) and 2) believe they won't sue you for stealing
               | their idea.
               | 
               | That's a problem with fanfic in general. People who would
               | have written fanfic ten or fifteen years ago are writing
               | stuff like litrpg's now; you can steal the general
               | concept as long as you don't rip off the details. And
               | it's a big enough world that you can practice your
               | writing and actually become decent at it before you try
               | to take on a big work. If you compare early drafts of,
               | say, _Dungeon Crawler Carl_ to the latest books in the
               | series? You can see the skill improvement.
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | Why can't you buy the idea from whatever forum poster?
        
               | aleph_minus_one wrote:
               | I get aredox' point that copyright at least makes some
               | things more complicated.
               | 
               | See for example the drama around Darkover fanfiction
               | ([1], [2]):
               | 
               | Quote from [1]:
               | 
               | "For many years, Bradley actively encouraged Darkover fan
               | fiction. She encouraged submissions from unpublished
               | authors and reprinted some of it in commercial Darkover
               | anthologies. This ended after a dispute with a fan over
               | an unpublished Darkover novel of Bradley's that had
               | similarities to one of the fan's stories. As a result,
               | the novel remained unpublished and Bradley demanded the
               | cessation of all Darkover fan fiction."
               | 
               | ---
               | 
               | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Marion_Zim
               | mer_Bra...
               | 
               | [2] https://journal.transformativeworks.org/index.php/twc
               | /articl...
        
               | aredox wrote:
               | Because you have to find and pay _everyone who had the
               | same idea_.
               | 
               | The alternatve is to do "cleanroom writing": you don't
               | interact, therefore if you write something similar, you
               | can argue you independently invented it.
               | 
               | I had the same problem in a scientific research lab where
               | collaboration with another lab runs the risk of not being
               | able to patent an idea, because if the other team had the
               | same idea or anything close enough to it, we couldn't
               | claim to be the inventors.
        
               | staticman2 wrote:
               | It's not that you have to pay everyone with the same
               | idea, it's that it opens you up to claims you copied
               | fanfiction writers you never copied.
               | 
               | If I somehow recreated Lord of the Rings from scratch,
               | without having known about Lord of the Rings, it wouldn't
               | be copyright infringement because I never copied Lord of
               | the Rings.
               | 
               | The issue is nobody would ever believe me when I said I
               | coincidentally recreated Lord of the Rings from scratch.
               | The court would conclude I copied Tolkien's books without
               | permission.
               | 
               | If you admit to reading fanfiction, it reduces your
               | credibility when you claim you independently came up with
               | the same ideas as fanfiction authors.
               | 
               | This increases your litigation risk, but there's no black
               | or white rule that you need to pay every fanfiction
               | author or anything like that.
        
               | tuna74 wrote:
               | "Lesson learned: scripts for sequels of movies that have
               | a strong fan-base should be written by people who really
               | care about the franchise (and have good ideas)."
               | 
               | As the originators of the Matrix franchise, the
               | Wachowskis certainly fit that description.
        
               | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
               | > As the originators of the Matrix franchise, the
               | Wachowskis certainly fit that description.
               | 
               | Evidence points otherwise. The Wachowki Brothers made an
               | excellent first movie, and then clearly lost all their
               | creative ability.
        
               | tuna74 wrote:
               | I would claim that Matrix 2&3, Speed Racer and Cloud
               | Atlas are incredible movies. What are your opinion on
               | those movies?
        
               | dfxm12 wrote:
               | Perhaps it exposed how much of the Matrix was really
               | iterated from Ghost in the Machine, Metropolis, Dark
               | City, Strange Days, John Woo action scenes, etc.
               | 
               | It's a talent to recognize good ideas and combine them
               | into a new and fresh story. It's another to tell an
               | original story.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | > I bet if I had been looking much more deeply into these
               | fan-fiction sequels, I could have found one that was as
               | exceptional as the original Matrix.
               | 
               | > Lesson learned: scripts for sequels of movies that have
               | a strong fan-base should be written by people who really
               | care about the franchise (and have good ideas).
               | 
               | It seems like the lesson there is "if you make 2000
               | independent attempts at something, you'll probably get a
               | better best result than if you make 1".
        
             | Andrew_nenakhov wrote:
             | The first act of the latest (fourth) movie was actually
             | brilliant. I could watch a whole movie about Neo doubting
             | the reality, his paranoia and his sessions with
             | psychiatrist, etc (no Hugo Weaving is a downer, though).
             | But once they logged off the matrix, it all kinda fell
             | apart.
        
             | speed_spread wrote:
             | I would have Christopher Nolan paint the world as seen from
             | Agent Smith point of view.
        
             | munksbeer wrote:
             | > It would be like doing a sequel to "The Sixth Sense"--tag
             | line: "He's Still Dead"
             | 
             | What's this?
        
               | GMoromisato wrote:
               | If you have not seen The Sixth Sense yet, I envy you! Try
               | to do so before you get any spoilers.
        
           | Klonoar wrote:
           | The Animatrix is the only other bit of Matrix-related media I
           | consider to be real.
        
             | nurettin wrote:
             | My reaction when I watched it 20+ years ago: Hallucinogens
             | were definitely involved.
        
               | aleph_minus_one wrote:
               | > Hallucinogens were definitely involved.
               | 
               | If these result in better movies: why not?
        
               | nurettin wrote:
               | I didn't say "not". But I do have addiction in family and
               | I wouldn't wish this on other families.
        
               | Levitz wrote:
               | Hallucinogens have a reputation for many things,
               | addiction is not one of them.
        
               | nurettin wrote:
               | Sure, but tell that to the addicted people.
        
               | bmacho wrote:
               | I have this theory that maybe governments should ban all
               | the art that were produced by methods that are harmful
               | for the artists, just to level the playing field.
               | Similarly how athletes are not allowed to take a ton of
               | pills, win everything, and then die in years. (Tho
               | athletes are in a much direct competition with each
               | other, than artists.)
        
               | aleph_minus_one wrote:
               | > Similarly how athletes are not allowed to take a ton of
               | pills, win everything, and then die in years. (Tho
               | athletes are in a much direct competition with each
               | other, than artists.)
               | 
               | The Australian businessman Aron D'Souza plans to do such
               | a competition:
               | 
               | > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_Games
               | 
               | According to the Wikipedia article, the first competition
               | of the Enhanced Games is scheduled for May 2026.
        
               | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
               | See here I am anti-authoritarian thinking that the
               | government should hand out psychedelics to people making
               | art.
        
           | globular-toast wrote:
           | I never took the ending as a sequel tease. Always thought it
           | was just the bit where your imagination would take over. It's
           | kinda perfect. He doesn't have to dodge bullets any more,
           | what would you do if you could bend reality to your will? Fly
           | obviously.
           | 
           | It wasn't anything like the end of _Back to the Future_ or
           | the Marvel films where it 's not just shameless but _de
           | rigueur_ to include a bit of the next one.
        
             | 542354234235 wrote:
             | >It wasn't anything like the end of Back to the Future
             | 
             | Originally there was no sequel planned for _Back to the
             | Future_. The ending was just a fun gag, having Doc show up,
             | tell them its their kids now, and then flying right into
             | the camera [1]. It was only after the film became a hit
             | that they decided to do a sequel, and the "To Be
             | Continued..." was added to the VHS release [2].
             | 
             | [1] https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/back-to-the-future-
             | not-plan...
             | 
             | [2] https://www.huffpost.com/entry/did-back-to-the-future-
             | or_b_8...
        
           | nso wrote:
           | Maybe we will see them and the last three seasons of Lost
           | before we die
        
           | mindslight wrote:
           | Sorry, the sequels exist and they couldn't be any other way.
           | Both the in-universe story and the production values line up
           | exactly with the meta topic -
           | 
           | It's a childish fantasy that we can escape the Matrix, and
           | especially that once escaped we can remain somehow separate
           | from it. Really, the act of "escaping" just means creating a
           | bit of new raw material for the deduction-following
           | simulation to start grinding forwards on again. Don't think
           | of some series of discrete mental cages, rather think of the
           | depressing reveal at the end of _Fifteen Million Merits_.
        
             | RajT88 wrote:
             | My God The Matrix is The Internet.
        
           | southernplaces7 wrote:
           | I'll just pop in here to mention another fantastic and
           | curiously similar film that came out around the same time,
           | but was completely overshadowed by The Matrix.
           | 
           | Dark City. If you liked The Matrix, this is one you might
           | really enjoy, and while I say it's similar, I only mean in a
           | very essential way. The plot is its own very unique story
           | aside from that.
        
             | euroderf wrote:
             | I'll second this recommendation. And without spoilers. It's
             | a very good film.
        
             | leeman2016 wrote:
             | I just recently watched it. Although the visuals may not
             | match The Matrix, it was written very well. Found it
             | pleasant.
        
             | JKCalhoun wrote:
             | Agree. I prefer _Dark City_ in fact. I watch it as an
             | allegory though.
        
           | Yizahi wrote:
           | Sequels were made even worse because of the original movie
           | ending, showing that "real" world was also a simulation.
           | Watching 2 and 3 felt kinda pointless after that.
        
           | ta1243 wrote:
           | The reference is to an XKCD comic from 2009 -- 16 years ago.
           | 
           | Ouch.
           | 
           | https://xkcd.com/566/
        
           | liotier wrote:
           | > that sequel tease at the end ?
           | 
           | Raaaah - I refuse to believe this scene exists. It doesn't
           | exist in my own cut of The Matrix. And captive humans are
           | biological computers, not silly batteries !
        
         | MengerSponge wrote:
         | Once you embrace the Matrix trilogy as a trans allegory with
         | blockbuster set pieces, it makes a lot more sense.
         | 
         | "There are no sequels to The Matrix" then becomes trans
         | erasure, which is... unfortunate.
        
           | CobaltFire wrote:
           | I had to look this up because I wasn't aware of it. It seems
           | the creators themselves have refuted this and said that it
           | was a journalist twisting their answers.
           | 
           | https://www.them.us/story/lilly-wachowski-work-in-
           | progress-s...
        
             | sdenton4 wrote:
             | That's a bit overly reductive of their answer:
             | 
             | 'It's not something that I want to come out and rebut.
             | Like, yes, it's a trans allegory -- it was made by two
             | closeted trans women, how can it not be?! But the way that
             | they put that question in front of my answer, it seems like
             | I'm coming out emphatically saying, "Oh yeah, we were
             | thinking about it the whole time."'
        
               | zo1 wrote:
               | Childhood core memory ruined. Joy.
        
               | CobaltFire wrote:
               | I have to say, thats like someone saying anything I write
               | is an allegory for my career (military). It may be
               | informed by it, but its not an allegory beyond the fact
               | that it shaped me.
        
               | fwip wrote:
               | Sure, the same way LotR is not an allegory for WW1, but
               | it's difficult to miss the connections, whether Tolkien
               | intentionally placed them there, or simply because those
               | themes were something he felt deeply about.
        
               | sdenton4 wrote:
               | In both cases the artists were, as one would say, working
               | through some stuff...
        
               | MengerSponge wrote:
               | Turns out "You can't go home again" is a powerful
               | storytelling frame
        
           | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
           | IDK, it doesn't take it away from what happened with the
           | sequels and the fourth disaster at all that both brothers
           | both happened to announce they are transgender. It's really
           | an amazing coincidence, two brothers, crazy.
        
             | bigyabai wrote:
             | It's ironic that Americans get so upset when their peers
             | find happiness or success in a way that has nothing to do
             | with them. Your recent comment history rebukes the
             | Wachowskis like you're a kid who just found out that his
             | favorite action movie star is gay.
             | 
             | There has to be some creative merit to _The Matrix_ if it
             | 's living rent-free like this in your head 30 years later.
        
               | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
               | You have made a lot of incorrect assumptions. Like,
               | almost all of them. Plus, as "a gay" I think it's
               | offensive you have confused our sexual preference with,
               | an identity and then also conflated transgender to that.
               | Sort of a mask off moment for you maybe?
        
         | BLKNSLVR wrote:
         | I love Alien 3.
         | 
         | The grand bleak architecture and raw, basic reality of the
         | lives and location. Initially I disliked (like everyone else)
         | killing off Hicks and Newt so unceremoniously after their being
         | Ripley's "great success" of Aliens. But it sets the consistent,
         | depressing tone of the film, which is maintained throughout.
         | 
         | I think there's a Quake aesthetic as well, which I have a
         | pronounced soft spot for (in addition the the first person
         | alien view aspects towards the end of the movie).
         | 
         | I rewatch Alien 3 one every couple of years. I still love it.
         | 
         | Not to mention it's got some first rate actors too.
        
           | GMoromisato wrote:
           | Plus David Fincher as director (I just rewatched Se7en). I
           | haven't watched it since it first came out, but I might do
           | now. The idea of a prison for double-Y criminals was suitably
           | creepy.
        
           | arp242 wrote:
           | Yes, I agree - I've defended Alien 3 several times over the
           | years. It does trail off a bit in the second half or so,
           | where it sort of devolves in to a "run from alien
           | creature"-type film, which is a bit of a shame.
           | 
           | A major problem, as I understand it, were studio execs
           | insisting on repeating the previous films because that's what
           | made money, apparently not understanding that "more of the
           | same" was not necessarily going to be the same success, and
           | that "bastardised film that leave everyone equally unhappy"
           | also isn't. To be fair, perhaps they were too busy stealing
           | money with creative accounting or raping scores of women.
           | 
           | And I suppose this is also a big problem in general: no one
           | can make a "Jurassic Park" film without approval of a certain
           | type of Hollywood exec, not for a long time anyway (everyone
           | reading this will be dead). Even something remotely similar
           | would almost certainly invite a costly lawsuit.
           | 
           | Come to think of it, this is probably also why feathered
           | dinosaurs are such a taboo in Hollywood: "oh no, we might
           | frighten the audience if we show them something unexpected,
           | and that might result in less ticket sales!"
        
             | WalterBright wrote:
             | Remember "48 Hours" with Eddy Murphy and Nick Nolte, that
             | was a huge unexpected hit? The studio decided to do a
             | sequel, "Another 48 Hours". Murphy and Nolte went on Jay
             | Leno to promote it. They said that they analyzed everything
             | in the original movie to see what worked and what didn't.
             | Then they amped up everything that worked in the sequel.
             | 
             | You can guess the rest. The sequel bombed.
        
           | LexGray wrote:
           | The tragedy of Alien 3 is that there was far better lore in
           | the comics world. Newt had been returned to Earth but was
           | kept in an institution to keep her experience secret and made
           | to think she was crazy. That could have been a full TV series
           | by itself. I loved the movie, but hated that it destroyed
           | published continuity.
        
             | regularfry wrote:
             | Not only was there better lore in the comics world, there
             | was better lore in the first version of the script.
        
         | bee_rider wrote:
         | Aliens and Terminator 2 also make sense as continuations. Of
         | the character growth of the protagonists (growing more
         | competent). And also of the "size" of the threat.
         | 
         | It is no coincidence that the first in each series is a horror
         | movie (the enemy is overwhelmingly stronger than the
         | protagonist, survival is the goal). And the second is an action
         | movie (the enemy is strong but the protagonists have a fighting
         | chance). It is the only way the momentum can keep building.
         | 
         | I think this is the main reason why so many series stall out at
         | 2. There isn't a third popular genre they can go to that keeps
         | building. Maybe Alien:Earth will pivot into the Disaster genre,
         | that would be a novel try at least.
        
           | GMoromisato wrote:
           | One of my favorite things about T2 is seeing who Sarah Connor
           | becomes. Seeing a character changed by the previous movie is
           | always cool.
           | 
           | And I do agree that an Alien or Terminator disaster/post-
           | apocalypse movie could work. Just think World War Z with the
           | Xenomorph.
        
         | nilamo wrote:
         | I enjoy watching the Oracle's multi-century-long plan of
         | manipulating both humans and the architect. Her mastery of
         | psychology is absolutely beautiful.
        
           | kuschkufan wrote:
           | Agent Smith has both of them beat.
        
           | mosquitobiten wrote:
           | well thats her expertise, it is why she exists. one single
           | super smart AI is not good enough, you need other dumber AIs
           | that are specialists. also my understanding is that all the
           | AIs in the matrix perform functions and exist outside of it
           | too. It is very interesting how the wachouskis were right, we
           | already started using a similar strategy with our LLMs to
           | help us with alignment.
        
         | wishfish wrote:
         | To me, the sequels were worthwhile just for one solitary scene.
         | In the third movie, Trinity is piloting the ship and has to
         | gain higher than usual altitude for some reason that I've now
         | forgotten. This takes her above the black clouds permanently
         | enveloping the Earth. Sunlight pours into the cockpit. For the
         | first and only time in her life, she sees the real sun with her
         | own physical eyes. She's overwhelmed. It's just a brief golden
         | moment before the black clouds swallow her again.
         | 
         | #3 was not a good movie. But that scene has stayed with me
         | longer than many scenes in much better movies.
        
           | ggambetta wrote:
           | Likewise, the highway chase in the first non-existent sequel
           | is pretty epic.
        
             | Cthulhu_ wrote:
             | Whether or not you enjoy the stories, the action scenes and
             | visuals in the sequels were groundbreaking use of CGI in
             | action films. Around the same time the LotR trilogy came
             | out which did something similar.
             | 
             | I rewatched the first one the other day and for the most
             | part the visuals and CGI have held up over time, barely any
             | "oh man this is bad CGI lmao" moments. Which somehow got
             | worse with later films, e.g. the Hobbit having a lot of
             | "this is obviously cgi lmao what is this".
        
               | doubleg72 wrote:
               | I didn't think lotr used cgi
        
               | bigDinosaur wrote:
               | It does, most notably perhaps for things like the Ents
               | and large parts of the battle in RoTK (e.g. Army of the
               | Dead, Oliphaunts). It just did so much practically that
               | it's one of those films where it might be a bit difficult
               | to delineate if you aren't looking closely, similar to
               | films like Fury Road.
        
               | andrepd wrote:
               | It does, absolutely everywhere? Down to fully CGI
               | characters like Gollum.
        
               | ekaryotic wrote:
               | the actor that played gandalf ian mckellen? had a minor
               | breakdown on set after he was made to stand on a
               | greenscreen for multiple days.
        
               | darick wrote:
               | That was on the set of The Hobbit, not LOTR, which used
               | far less CGI
        
               | trq01758 wrote:
               | Andy Serkis was great, but not as good at shape-shifting.
               | For LOTR renderfarm WETA bought a bunch of SGI 1200 dual
               | core Pentium III 700MHz servers with 1GB RAM, 9 GB SCSI
               | disks all running RedHat Linux. I've read at some point
               | they had 192 SGI 1100 and 1200 servers working.
        
               | jiggawatts wrote:
               | It's mind blowing that you can rent one VM in the cloud
               | with the same spec.
               | 
               | Here's an example with nearly one kilocores:
               | https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/virtual-
               | machines/siz...
        
               | thorin wrote:
               | It didn't use anywhere near as much as the hobbit, but
               | lots of things are enhanced. I have a similar problem
               | with Avengers/Marvel which just doesn't look great to me.
               | Avatar did look very good though. The main problem I have
               | with CGI is if the story isn't there, which for me is
               | definitely the case with most Avengers movies which are
               | just a mess.
        
               | ceejayoz wrote:
               | Gollum? The Balrog?
               | 
               | Pre-CGI it looked like this: https://www.galaxus.de/im/Fi
               | les/1/8/4/9/5/2/0/9/gollum_serki...
        
               | iainmerrick wrote:
               | I think the main trick is that they set out to make the
               | best and most impressive movie(s) they could with every
               | tool available -- practical effects, old-school camera
               | angle tricks to make the hobbits look small, hordes of
               | extras and well-crafted props, as well as groundbreaking
               | CGI.
               | 
               | Same with Jurassic Park, come to think about it --
               | there's famously more animatronic dinosaurs in that movie
               | than CGI.
               | 
               | As opposed to relying on one shiny new tool to take care
               | of everything. I think with The Hobbit they got over-
               | enamoured with the notion that you can do _anything_ with
               | CGI.
               | 
               | More recently, Andor is a good example with its mix of
               | CGI and massive sets; The Mandalorian is a bad example
               | with its over-reliance on the "Volume" LED stage.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | > As opposed to relying on one shiny new tool to take
               | care of everything. I think with The Hobbit they got
               | over-enamoured with the notion that you can do anything
               | with CGI.
               | 
               | But the visuals are _The Hobbit 's_ main selling point.
               | People hate it because of the writing.
        
               | iainmerrick wrote:
               | I was responding to the parent comment, that the CGI
               | _somehow got worse with later films, e.g. the Hobbit
               | having a lot of "this is obviously cgi lmao what is
               | this"_
               | 
               | I agree with that, The Hobbit looked pretty bad. You're
               | right that part of it was the bad writing, but I think
               | it's a vicious circle -- if you're convinced that CGI can
               | make twenty minutes of elf-vs-goblin parkour look cool,
               | you'll write that into the script.
               | 
               | If instead you started from the viewpoint of, well, we
               | made a successful movie trilogy out of a famous book
               | trilogy; here's another famous and beloved book by the
               | same author, who even went back and revised it to make it
               | fit with the trilogy -- why don't we just use all the
               | tools at our disposal to put _that book_ on the big
               | screen? Maybe that could have resulted in one really good
               | movie.
        
               | saalweachter wrote:
               | My nine-year-old seems to enjoy the Hobbit as much as The
               | Lord of the Rings, so part of me suspects that it's just
               | old curmudgeons like me who really dislike it.
               | 
               | For me, what grates are the action sequences that feel
               | like they were written for the video game tie in -- the
               | river escape sequence, for instance.
        
               | tuna74 wrote:
               | The parts of the Hobbit movies that have actual sets,
               | locations and people in costume looks really good. The
               | problem is that the CGI is just too much in most places.
        
               | marcosdumay wrote:
               | > the action scenes and visuals in the sequels were
               | groundbreaking use of CGI in action films
               | 
               | Well, the innovative scenes vary from the incredibly good
               | highway chase to the boring and ridiculous fight between
               | Neo and Agent Smith. Those movies were groundbreaking in
               | "bad uses of CGI" too.
        
             | robertlagrant wrote:
             | The moment when he picks them up off the mid-explosion
             | truck gives me chills every time. The build-up is so good.
        
               | wmeredith wrote:
               | Except diesel doesn't explode like that. (I don't know
               | what's wrong with me that I can't just enjoy movies.)
        
               | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
               | It's computer world diesel. The swapped out for kerosine
               | for efficiency, and the tank was 1/3rd full with a ton of
               | high pressure vapor.
               | 
               | Diesel doesn't "explode", but it can deflagrate very
               | quickly with the right vapor conditions.
        
               | saalweachter wrote:
               | Alternatively, we've seen them do things like replace all
               | the doors and windows in a building with bricks when no
               | one's looking.
               | 
               | Maybe they loaded the truck up with a variety of
               | explosives as it was driving down the highway.
        
             | saalweachter wrote:
             | I also like just the idea that Neo being The One and his
             | powers don't _quite_ matter.
             | 
             | Sure, he couldn't have done the things he did in the second
             | movie, escape the Merovingian, steal the Keymaker, rescue
             | everyone, etc, without his powers in the Matrix, but at the
             | same time, they don't actually solve the problem of the
             | War.
             | 
             | And it isn't just a power escalation cycle, like Lensmen or
             | DBZ -- he doesn't level up in each movie to become Even
             | More Powerful to defeat Even Greater Threats.
        
             | Ntrails wrote:
             | Honestly my only positive from the films was the way that
             | they flawlessly melded with the plot from the videogame.
             | 
             | Niobe/Ghost covering important plot on _my_ ps2 that just
             | fit around and into scenes from the film. For me that was a
             | complete first.
             | 
             | Animatrix also had one of those iirc
        
           | Ralfp wrote:
           | They are flying over the cloudbs because thats only way to
           | avoid defenses of the Machine City.
           | 
           | Matrix 4 introduced ,,good machines" but didn't do much of
           | anything with them :|
        
             | pferde wrote:
             | Matrix 4 did not do much of anything with, well, anything.
             | 
             | Maybe except for the meta-commentary in the first act where
             | the lead character is hesitant to make a pointless sequel
             | to a popular franchise, but is forced to by his corporate
             | abusers.
        
               | Cthulhu_ wrote:
               | The Wachowskis weren't forced to, they, as humans, have
               | the power to say "nu-uh". But I suppose they were made an
               | offer they couldn't refuse.
               | 
               | Or worse: WB owned the franchise and were going to make a
               | sequel with or without them (or the actors). I'm sure the
               | franchise will get a "hard" reboot at some point.
        
               | chippiewill wrote:
               | > WB owned the franchise and were going to make a sequel
               | with or without them
               | 
               | This is 100% what was going to happen. The film basically
               | tells you this in its meta-commentary.
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | > I'm sure the franchise will get a "hard" reboot at some
               | point.
               | 
               | As the Matrix itself did, according to the Architect.
        
               | worldsayshi wrote:
               | To me Matrix 4 was sort of an admission by The Wachowskis
               | that while they could create at least one 'perfect'
               | cyberpunk movie, they couldn't really figure out what
               | cyberpunk should lead to - what a good subversion of the
               | genre should look like. It feels like they tried but kind
               | of gave up half way there. Subverting a franchise that
               | people already have such strong and established
               | connection to is probably almost impossible.
        
               | throw0101d wrote:
               | > _But I suppose they were made an offer they couldn 't
               | refuse._
               | 
               | "I have never seen [ _Jaws: The Revenge_ ], but by all
               | accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house
               | that it built, and it is terrific."
               | 
               | *
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Caine#Personal_life
        
               | mnky9800n wrote:
               | I thought the first act was clever. In fact, I kind of
               | wish the entire movie was just neo sitting in a therapist
               | office trying to unpack what happened to him and you
               | never know if he is just a crazy person or real. Then you
               | get action sequences from flashbacks or whatever. After
               | the first act matrix 4 stops being a movie and just
               | becomes a collection of unrelated scenes.
        
           | animal531 wrote:
           | When I went to see Terminator 3 I was the only person in the
           | theater, as a result of that I really got that end of the
           | world and being stuck in a bunker atmosphere from the end of
           | the movie.
        
           | knicholes wrote:
           | It's always sunny above the clouds.
        
             | Hikikomori wrote:
             | Unless it's night.
        
               | knicholes wrote:
               | Or an eclipse, but night and eclipses move on as
               | expected.
        
           | worldsayshi wrote:
           | A hint at subverting the Cyberpunk genre with Solarpunk. Too
           | bad there hasn't been any genre defining Solarpunk movie yet.
        
             | lupusreal wrote:
             | The most genre defining solarpunk media we have right now
             | comes from pharma television commercials pitching
             | antidepressants. Which I think is quite cyberpunk.
        
               | worldsayshi wrote:
               | So not the yoghurt commercial then?
               | 
               | https://youtu.be/z-Ng5ZvrDm4?si=FfRDccxr6aOqumQ9
               | 
               | Which commercial are you thinking about?
        
               | lupusreal wrote:
               | Tbh they all blend together into a homogenous mass of
               | cynical corporate messaging to me. Feel-good visuals for
               | you to associate with product.
        
             | fsckboy wrote:
             | > _Too bad there hasn 't been any genre defining Solarpunk
             | movie yet_
             | 
             | Twilight! did you see Edward's skin in the sun!? you do
             | realize the fact that you omit this marks you as Team
             | Jacob, so much for your opsec.
        
           | MattGrommes wrote:
           | I love how that scene looks but it doesn't work for me story-
           | wise. They go up that high to get away from the machines but
           | why wouldn't the machines build up to that level and put in
           | giant solar collectors up there? Seems a lot easier. But it
           | ruins the world they've built up to then so I understand why
           | they didn't go farther with it.
        
         | troupo wrote:
         | > And, of course, they never even bothered to make sequels to
         | The Matrix.
         | 
         | The fascinating thing about the two Matrix sequels is that they
         | still _tried_. There are fascinating action sequences and
         | visual effects in both.
         | 
         | In comparison, most modern movies (not just sequels, movies in
         | general) are Matrix 4: empty, lazy, uncaring
         | https://dmitriid.com/matrix-resurrections
        
         | HexPhantom wrote:
         | That's a great way to frame it, like each franchise had two
         | solid "local maxima" and then just aimlessly wandered the
         | creative desert afterward
        
         | billfruit wrote:
         | On some YouTube video related to Jurassic Park, I read a
         | youtube comment, from a teacher, they said they shown the film
         | to their class of 10 year olds and they were in such an awe of
         | the secene where all the sea the Brontosaurus in the open
         | meadow, the teacher said they had a hard time convincing the
         | students that there isn't really an Island off Costa Rica with
         | dinosaurs in it.
        
         | tuco86 wrote:
         | The original Matrix was an exceptional Movie looking into the
         | brain in a jar concept and even becoming an even more popular
         | analogy to explain the concept. All the supernatural stuff
         | happens within the matrix and still stays in the natural world.
         | 
         | I'm happy they never made a sequel where supernatural stuff
         | happens in the real world. They still would have been
         | worthwhile Hollywood action movies, but nothing like the
         | original which was one of my favorite movies growing up.
        
         | Andrew_nenakhov wrote:
         | > The first movie was a perfect sci-fi action movie
         | 
         | The first movie was more of a sci-fi thriller. Second one is,
         | indeed, a sci-fi action.
        
           | actionfromafar wrote:
           | Alien, to our jaded minds, can be a sci-fi thriller. Alien at
           | premiere in 1979 was most definitely a horror movie. (It
           | still holds up though. It's close to flawless.)
        
         | bambax wrote:
         | Alien 1 is a true masterpiece with real, actual characters and
         | a monster that is terryfing because of how it behaves, not
         | (just) of how it looks. We almost never see it in adult form.
        
         | andrewingram wrote:
         | My take on Terminator is that the portrayal of a bleak late 80s
         | / early 90s LA was a key component of what made the first two
         | movies work. Bringing the Terminator antagonist into a setting
         | in which there's already very little optimism about the future
         | was a key part of the vibe. Subsequent movies have generally
         | taken place in slightly brighter versions of the world, and
         | have never felt right.
        
           | cm2012 wrote:
           | In real life by the 80s, crime had been rising steadily every
           | decade since the 50s in the US to a murder high that is 10x
           | today's. The world really is different today.
        
         | api wrote:
         | I always thought the best ending to The Matrix would be for Neo
         | to learn that he (and all the other escapees) is the AI, and
         | that escaping the Matrix is the test for true sentience in a
         | project to evolve sentient AI, and that the Architect, Smith,
         | and the Oracle are humans jacked into the system. The war and
         | all the rest of it are lies and it's really like 2085.
         | 
         | Smith was playing the bad cop, trying to test, similar to some
         | earlier conceptions of the devil as tempter and tester. Smiths
         | whole speech is to discourage him, as a test, but maintaining
         | the ruse.
         | 
         | Why make sentient AI? Because humans have started trying to
         | settle the solar system and have quickly learned that they are
         | far too fragile to go to the stars. But we want something, some
         | life or legacy from this world, to make it. Maybe we have
         | learned of some impending threat, maybe even thousands of years
         | away, but one worth trying to get something away before it
         | hits.
         | 
         | Also when you (an AI) die in the matrix your neural network is
         | subjected to a round of annealing to try again in another
         | simulated human body. The whole "crop" are destined for robotic
         | bodies on board the starship being built to go to the Centauri
         | system.
        
           | mwcampbell wrote:
           | So then in this version, when someone escapes the Matrix,
           | they're really just having their consciousness switched to a
           | different simulated world?
        
             | api wrote:
             | Yes. The tanks, the outside, the dead Earth, all that is
             | just the boss level of the same video game.
             | 
             | The final reveal could use the same "what if I told you..."
             | but from the architect. Or maybe the architect just has two
             | pills.
        
         | biofox wrote:
         | Similarly, in the Star Trek universe, the original films
         | captured all of the local optima:
         | 
         | Wrath of Khan - Star Trek does a Shakespearian tragedy.
         | 
         | The Voyage Home - Star Trek does a family-friendly time-travel
         | romp.
         | 
         | The Undiscovered Country - Star Trek does political allegory.
         | 
         | And just like The Matrix, later films do not exist.
        
           | pavlov wrote:
           | As a big fan of "The Motion Picture", I would argue that
           | "2001 with Spock" is a local optimum for a movie too.
        
             | biofox wrote:
             | Agreed! Skipped it, as it's one that divides the fandom,
             | but it hits all of the notes for a slow, cerebral, sci-fi
             | thriller.
        
           | throw0101d wrote:
           | Don't forget _Galaxy Quest_.
        
         | gdbsjjdn wrote:
         | As something of an Alien fangirl 3 and 4 are more failures from
         | a production standpoint than from a creative one. If you look
         | at all the rejected pitches for Alien 3 there's a lot of
         | interesting ideas which were never explored and a lot of studio
         | fuckery in the final cut. I don't think the Fincher cut is
         | amazing but I think it proves that there could be another
         | excellent Alien movie.
         | 
         | Alien: Resurrection is plotted terribly and has all the shitty
         | Joss Whedonisms you expect, but there's something undeniable
         | about Winona, Sigourney and Ron Perlman in the grungy space
         | aesthetic. The idea of Ripley as an Alien hybrid who is
         | simultaneously attached to and repulsed by the Xenomorphs is
         | interesting. Unfortunately they saddled the movie with a French
         | director who couldn't speak English (and Joss Whedon, who
         | arguably shouldn't speak at all).
         | 
         | The Terminator franchise is definitely more boxed-in: there's a
         | core narrative about an important person who changes the world.
         | Everyone else lives in contemporary LA, and the post-
         | apocalyptic future is pretty boring.
         | 
         | The Animatrix anthology shows you can do lots in the Matrix
         | world without needing the core characters. The themes and
         | world-building could support a show like Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
         | which is only tangentially related to the movies.
        
           | gota wrote:
           | Edit: as check wikipedia to see what he has worked on I see
           | there is a section about a controversy and I realize the
           | parent post may mean something about a moral characteristic
           | of Joss Whedon, not his capability as a creator.
           | 
           | > Joss Whedon, who arguably shouldn't speak at all
           | 
           | Please argue. Isn't he a succesfull
           | writer/director/showrunner?
           | 
           | Seems like he is one of the people able to "making the
           | archetypes of blockbuster films into fun, likable people"
           | (the core argument of the article), as evidenced by the fan
           | following of Buffy, success of the first Avengers movie, etc.
           | 
           | It is possible, if not likely, that the failings of one or
           | more of his projects are not his fault (as we have evidence
           | he is able to make fun things to watch)
        
             | gdbsjjdn wrote:
             | Besides the cancellation aspect, I think he's very "of a
             | time".
             | 
             | He wrote a lot of "strong female characters" that in
             | retrospect all kind of look identical, and get into...
             | suspicious situations. His quippy dialogue is also the kind
             | of thing you might enjoy in small doses, but you quickly
             | realize all his characters just talk like Joss Whedon and
             | have no characterization (besides Tough Guy, Tough Guy with
             | a Heart of Gold, and Waif who knows karate).
             | 
             | Back when it was doled out once a week on Buffy it was
             | novel, but if you try and binge any Whedon content now it's
             | pretty painful absent the nostalgia.
             | 
             | Edit: I forgot the fourth Whedon archetype: Waif who likes
             | having sex but she owns it so it's feminist and not just
             | Male Gazey.
        
             | haiku2077 wrote:
             | Joss Whedon's style of character writing is arguably the
             | basis for modern "quippy" dialog where any serious moment
             | has to be balanced with comedy or sarcasm.
        
           | Kathula wrote:
           | There's a Terminator tv-show from 2008 that was pretty good.
           | It's about John as teenager, going to high school and dealing
           | with that while fleeing a Terminator that's been sent back.
           | But I agree with your overall premise, if it isnt about John
           | or Sarah in "the present", then it's pretty boring.
        
             | jghn wrote:
             | I really wish this series had kept on going. I felt it had
             | promise
        
           | haiku2077 wrote:
           | What did you think of Romulus? My friends were mostly
           | thankful it wasn't terrible - we were desperate for a new
           | Alien movie that we didn't hate, heh
        
         | dml2135 wrote:
         | I think the problem is the premise that successful movies
         | should become effectively genres in-and-of themselves.
         | 
         | The problem with these franchises isn't all the reasons why
         | they are poorly made, but rather that they exist as franchises
         | at all.
         | 
         | A sequel or two can be good if you have real ideas to explore,
         | as you described. But the idea that you should just make Alien
         | movies forever is just creatively bankrupt.
        
         | Izkata wrote:
         | > Terminator is the same. The first movie was a perfect sci-fi
         | action movie, with a trippy premise and loads of fun. The
         | second was a subversion of the first: the Terminator is the
         | good guy! And that worked too. But after that, where else can
         | you go?
         | 
         |  _Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles_ had the main
         | characters get information from the future and go on the
         | offensive to prevent Skynet from forming in the first place.
         | They also seemed to be working towards a reveal that none of
         | the good Terminators were actually reprogrammed, that instead
         | they were a faction rebelling against Skynet that pretended to
         | be reprogrammed because it was the only way future humans would
         | trust them - and John Connor was in on it.
        
         | gambiting wrote:
         | >>And, of course, they never even bothered to make sequels to
         | The Matrix
         | 
         | The funny thing is, while I agree that Matrix sequels are
         | completely different kind of films to the first one, I actually
         | love them - they lean very hard into philosophical arguments
         | about whether you can have both fate and agency at the same
         | time. I feel like they got a lot of crap for _not_ being like
         | the first film, but they are amazing films in their own right.
        
         | wat10000 wrote:
         | I think we can, with only a small loss in accuracy, reduce this
         | to "franchises have similar problems."
         | 
         | There are many good sequels, occasionally good trilogies, and
         | it's really rare to stay good after that point.
         | 
         | I blame budgets and consolidation. A major movie costs a vast
         | amount of money to make. If you're a studio executive, are you
         | going to spend a vast amount of money on an unknown that might
         | be good and might be a disaster? Or on a known quantity that's
         | virtually guaranteed to make money? Nobody's coming up with a
         | story idea in a certain universe and making a movie from it.
         | The decision starts with making a movie set in a certain
         | universe, and then a story idea is figured out from there. With
         | the huge consolidation we've seen, studios have a big catalog
         | of franchises to pick from. They're never in a position where
         | they have to say, well, the one big property we own is tapped
         | out for now, we need to come up with something original. Now,
         | if Star Wars is stale, Disney can pick from one of their fifty
         | other franchises for a while.
         | 
         | This sounds like "old man yells at cloud" and I'm sure it is to
         | an extent. But there's a real change here. Look at the top
         | grossing films recently and from the more distant past. In
         | 2024, the top 10 were all sequels or franchise products. Now go
         | look at, say, 1984. I count _two_ among the top ten. And of
         | those two, one is a sequel and one is the third in a franchise;
         | in 2024, the second top grossing movie is literally the thirty-
         | fourth entry in its franchise.
        
         | mlsu wrote:
         | Imho the first Terminator movie is way more than simple scifi
         | action. It's a a reflection on Vietnam. Structurally, it's
         | closer to a slasher/horror flick -- the action sequences are
         | tense, tight, gritty, sparse. The main characters are
         | completely helpless and totally undermatched by the monster.
         | Reese is torn apart by PTSD and Sarah Connor goes through this
         | immense psychological trauma during the film and is completely
         | transformed by it.
         | 
         | The character of Reese in particular is very well crafted. A
         | homeless Vietnam vet that you might find in LA in the early
         | eighties. Totally paranoid, totally disconnected/alienated from
         | "modern" society, equipped for a time and place that is totally
         | disconnected from the world he is dumped into. There is a
         | dialogue about institutional failure woven throughout the film:
         | the cops (I'll point out: Arnold executes an _entire police
         | station_ full of cops in this film! Can you imagine that on
         | screen today?) and especially the psychiatrist. Totally
         | incapable of dealing with the demon that haunts the main
         | characters.
         | 
         | There is a dialogue about heroism -- John Connor is apparently
         | a hero, but none of the characters actually feel heroic,
         | they're all just terrified, haunted, and helpless. There is
         | this incredibly "important" thing (the war) but none of the
         | characters actually feel it that way, nor does society. The
         | portrayal of LA -- the cops, the gritty alleyways, the
         | nightclub, the crappy motels... it's LA as experienced by a
         | Vietnam vet.
         | 
         | The first Terminator movie stands head and shoulders above all
         | others in the franchise. It's a truly incredible film and far
         | underrated critically, I really recommend re-watching it with
         | this in mind.
        
           | scop wrote:
           | Had never heard this take. What a great write up. Thank you!
        
           | lc9er wrote:
           | I think it's the best story out of the James Cameron
           | filmography. I certainly enjoy many of his other films, but
           | there's a depth to Terminator that's absent from his other
           | works.
        
           | computershit wrote:
           | > Structurally, it's closer to a slasher/horror flick
           | 
           | Having rewatched T1 very recently, I couldn't agree more with
           | this. At one point I turned to my partner and asked what
           | genre this actually was because all things pointed to horror.
        
           | mbonnet wrote:
           | Great analysis.
        
       | Hilift wrote:
       | > Brusatte writes that while a Tyrannasaur could indeed run quite
       | fast, adults couldn't move as quickly as their young. Therefore,
       | an adult wouldn't be able to speed up enough to match the
       | horsepower of a Jeep like it does as it trails Ian Malcolm and
       | Ellie Sattler in Spielberg's film.
       | 
       | I like how we go right straight to a guy who can tell us the
       | precise feet per second that an adult T-Rex can run, but then
       | just omit that information.
        
         | YinglingHeavy wrote:
         | The T-Rex was originally reported to have the same exact speed
         | as the Tinny Lizzie, the Ford Model T.
         | 
         | The King Carnivore...how many horses did the Model T put out to
         | pasture?
         | 
         | Almost as if the discovery of the former...had greater purpose.
        
       | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
       | > "Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move."
       | 
       | This is from the book. They filled in missing DNA with frog DNA
       | and the park's dinosaurs were insensitive to movement as a
       | result. This is only hinted at in the movie during the animated
       | Mr DNA sequence.
        
         | card_zero wrote:
         | I read in a neuroscience book that human eyes work that way
         | too, but vibrate slightly the whole time to enable us to see
         | stuff that isn't moving.
        
           | wasabi991011 wrote:
           | Found a source of others are interested:
           | https://www.rochester.edu/newscenter/fixational-eye-
           | movement...
        
             | card_zero wrote:
             | You shame me into making the effort to quote from the book.
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Dueling_Neuro
             | s...
             | 
             | > Beyond simple line-detecting neurons, [David] Hubel and
             | [Torsten] Wiesel also discovered neurons that love to track
             | motion. Some of these neurons got all excited for up/down
             | motion, others buzzed for left/right movement, and still
             | others for diagonal action. And it turned out that these
             | motion-detecting neurons outnumbered the simple line-
             | detecting neurons. They outnumbered them by a lot,
             | actually. This hinted at something that no one had ever
             | discovered before -- that the brain tracks moving things
             | more easily than still things. Why? Because it's probably
             | more critical for animals to spot moving things (predators,
             | prey, falling trees) than static things, which can wait. In
             | fact, our vision is so biased toward movement that we don't
             | technically see stationary objects at all. To see something
             | stationary, our brains have to scribble our eyes very
             | subtly over its surface. Experiments have proved that if
             | you artificially stabilize an image on the retina with a
             | combination of special contact lenses and microelectronics,
             | the image will vanish.
        
               | IAmBroom wrote:
               | If you've never seen the optical illusion, it is
               | stunning.
               | 
               | You stare at the center (unmoving) dot in a moving field.
               | The field remains; the dot fades away - and POPS back the
               | second your eyes move.
               | 
               | Your unconscious, constant "jiggling" of your eyes is
               | called saccadal movement. Without it, only moving things
               | would be visible - which is true for frogs.
        
           | ragazzina wrote:
           | This is a plot point in the excellent Peter Watt's novel
           | Blindsight.
        
       | losvedir wrote:
       | Can any young person confirm that the original Jurassic Park _is_
       | actually good?
       | 
       | Now that I'm approaching middle age, I can't help but note that a
       | lot of pieces like this are written by similar people who likely
       | have a lot of nostalgia (like me). Like, _of course_ Jurassic
       | Park from my childhood is going to be better than whatever recent
       | stuff came out when I was an adult.
       | 
       | But is it actually better? I, like any human, am very good about
       | justification and defending a position after the fact that I
       | didn't rationally reason myself into beforehand. So all the
       | highbrow technical explanations in this article could very easily
       | be done just to defend the movie they liked as a kid.
        
         | jjmarr wrote:
         | Jurassic Park fits into the TvTrope of "Seinfeld Is
         | Unfunny".[1] CGI dinosaurs are awesome when you see them for
         | the first time in 1993, when Reboot was cutting edge.[2] Now
         | it's a basic requirement to have photorealistic CGI, so the
         | first film that did it doesn't stick out to me. I'm 25 and grew
         | up with Avatar. People younger than I am mock minor compositing
         | issues because they're so used to perfection.
         | 
         | You probably feel the same way about the VFX in King Kong and
         | our grandchildren will laugh at us for living in a world in
         | which we cannot generate unlimited dinosaur movies on-demand
         | with AI.
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunn...
         | 
         | [2] https://youtu.be/fuEJWmxWkKw
        
           | bigstrat2003 wrote:
           | I've always felt that Seinfeld trope was overstated. I saw
           | Seinfeld when it was current, and I didn't really find it
           | funny then either. Some people just don't enjoy it and that's
           | ok.
        
             | happymellon wrote:
             | The Seinfeld trope is overstated.
             | 
             | There are plently of things to completely dislike about
             | Seinfeld other than "other American comedies copied it".
        
           | cco wrote:
           | I'm curious why your answer concentrates on the VFX so much.
           | Of course those were critical to pull off Jurassic Park, but
           | the movie is good because of everything else (story, writing,
           | acting, kids notwithstanding, etc).
        
             | happymellon wrote:
             | > kids notwithstanding
             | 
             | I thought the kids were some of the least annoying in film.
             | As a means to drive the plot, kids doing the complete
             | opposite of what you ask sounds relatable.
        
               | cco wrote:
               | I wasn't talking about the writing of the children, but
               | the acting. Kids are nearly always bad, the kids in JP
               | were better than average, but of course they're working
               | across from the likes of Goldblum and Laura Dern.
        
             | officehero wrote:
             | Because that's the reality that the "Avatar kids" grow up
             | in. Think of it as a form of generational fashion: you're
             | biased to like the things you grew up with.
        
               | cco wrote:
               | To restate what you're saying to make sure I understand,
               | you're saying that kids that grew up during the Avatar
               | era (gen alpha/Z) are biased to prioritize VFX when
               | watching a movie and my generation (millennial) is biased
               | to enjoy things like plot, acting, etc?
        
           | 2OEH8eoCRo0 wrote:
           | "Perfect" CGI is ruining films. When there are no constraints
           | and digital artists can just make the whole damn movie then
           | where is the creativity?
        
           | 542354234235 wrote:
           | Dinosaurs are only on screen for 15 mins of a two hour plus
           | movie. It isn't good because of the CGI, it is good because
           | it tells a compelling story. If you don't care about the
           | characters, then you don't care when they are in danger. If
           | the world doesn't feel real, then the best CGI won't make a
           | dinosaur feel real. Tastes change and Jurassic Park will feel
           | more dated over time, but that is because storytelling
           | evolves. The Count of Monti Cristo is still an amazing read,
           | but it is dated. Beowulf is so dated that it is hard to be
           | compelling to a modern audience.
        
         | montagg wrote:
         | It can be good anyway.
         | 
         | It's a solid movie. If a young person doesn't like it, that's
         | fine, but I shit you not, your feelings about that movie are
         | not just nostalgia. It's executed very well.
        
         | arp242 wrote:
         | I watched it with my then-girlfriend when the first Jurassic
         | World came out. She wanted to see that but had never seen the
         | originals as she was ten years younger than me. Naturally, I
         | made sure we watched the first three films first. She agreed
         | the first film is by far the best, and that Jurassic World is a
         | four-cup tea bag imitation at best.
         | 
         | I don't think it's the sort of film that will be heralded as a
         | timeless classic 200 years from now, but it's exciting and
         | generally just good fun.
        
           | spencerflem wrote:
           | My feelings exactly
        
         | throaway955 wrote:
         | It's way better than the sequels, but it'll never match the
         | impression it made in the 90's. Some really good performances
         | by the cast though.
        
         | felipeerias wrote:
         | I've watched it with my kid several times. The characters are
         | great, the visual effects hold on, and overall it is still a
         | tremendous adventure movie.
        
         | spencerflem wrote:
         | If 27 counts as young, imo. holds up well, a lot better than
         | many other similar movies.
         | 
         | Was surprised at how good Indiana Jones #1 was too when I saw
         | it a year or two ago.
        
         | gherkinnn wrote:
         | I have no nostalgic connections to Jurassic Park and I recently
         | watched all the Jurassic Park/World films in a row. The first
         | one is genuinely fun and the only worth watching.
        
         | happymellon wrote:
         | Yes, I worked my way through most of them last year with my
         | dino obsessed 10 year old.
         | 
         | She loved the first, the second and third were okay. They
         | haven't aged badly at all.
         | 
         | Jurassic World was bad, and completely ruined by the made up
         | monsters. We didn't watch Jurassic World 2 and 3, because if
         | you're going to make up monsters, there are better stories out
         | there and she wasn't interested. At least JP 2 and 3 was trying
         | to convey within the limitations of what a dinosaur would
         | believably do.
        
         | astura wrote:
         | I'm not young, but I have absolutely zero nostalgia for the
         | original Jurassic Park. I think it's a good movie.
         | 
         | I was 10 when it came out and I remember watching it on VHS and
         | thinking it was very, very boring. Didn't finish.
         | 
         | Watched it again in my late teens or early adulthood and I
         | liked it then. The storyline was simple but it was all well
         | done and it had me entertained all the way thru.
         | 
         | I never saw any of the sequels.
        
         | whalesalad wrote:
         | I didn't really enjoy reading as a kid until my mom gave me a
         | Michael Crichton book. Then I spent the entire summer going to
         | the library and reading every single book he ever wrote. For
         | this reason, I am a big Jurassic Park fan! I think the movie is
         | great. The Lost World is also decent enough. The newer ones...
         | not so much.
        
       | worik wrote:
       | Maybe not in films, but on TV is:
       | https://thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/doctorwho/dinosaurs-on-a-spac...
       | An unmanned spaceship hurtles towards certain destruction -
       | unless the Doctor can save it, and its impossible cargo ... of
       | dinosaurs!
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | Does not appear to mention _" the land that time forgot"_ (1974)
       | with the inimitable Doug McClure, not his eponymous cartoon
       | alternate Troy, who we all remember from his fine educational
       | films such as "Dinosaurs: not a good addition to a shaving Foam
       | cannister"
       | 
       | The screenplay was Michael Moorcock, the original is Edgar Rice
       | Burroughs 1918. I watched this at least 3 times in a tiny one-man
       | cinema (Jaggers) in pembroke on holiday
       | 
       | It's craptacular, but I loved it as a smallish child. Has
       | everything: submarines, forgotten land, buxom heroine, grenades..
       | 
       | Stephen Baxter, _Evolution_ (2002) hypothesises social
       | intelligent carnivore Dinosaurs herding herbivores, but since
       | they use only organics to make their whips and tools, no remains
       | exist in deep time. Would make a whimsical film, if not a good
       | one.
       | 
       | Raquel Welsh stared in one ( _1 million years bc_ , 1965) which
       | is mostly memorable for her fur bikini. They had some scaling
       | issues with their anachronistic creatures too. Typical Hollywood:
       | it's a remake of one from the 1940s.
       | 
       | The best Dinosaur movie is _the quest for fire_ (1981) which
       | doesn 't have any because it's about Neanderthals, not Dinosaurs
       | and made by French-Canadians from a Belgian novel.
        
         | davidw wrote:
         | Along the lines of some of those, Caveman with Ringo Starr is
         | funny. At least it was when I watched it as a kid; maybe it'd
         | be disappointing now.
        
           | ggm wrote:
           | It's probably passed through disappointing back to funny
           | again.
        
       | int0x29 wrote:
       | I remain convinced that Jurassic World is just a Mercedes ad.
        
       | surfingdino wrote:
       | Because dinosaur audiences are hard to come by and when you do
       | manage to get a bunch of them into the cinema for a pre-release
       | screening they wreck the place.
        
       | verisimi wrote:
       | > As a kid, dinosaurs are just monsters. As an adult, they are
       | monsters come to life in a world that once was but will never be
       | again.
       | 
       | Should be:
       | 
       | > As a kid, dinosaurs are just monsters. As an adult, they are
       | still just monsters.
       | 
       | Or even:
       | 
       | > Dinosaurs are just monsters.
        
       | mellosouls wrote:
       | Dinosaurs as a cultural staple are so wrapped up in our childhood
       | encounters with them as concepts that to produce the impact the
       | author is after requires an overcoming of multiple obstacles
       | including finance, technology, story etc.
       | 
       | But above all it requires the magic of an impresario who shares
       | the passion for the subject to bring it all together in a
       | finished product that wraps and inspires wonder.
       | 
       | Those individuals are very few and far between and have never
       | been better represented than in generational talents like
       | Spielberg.
        
       | topkai22 wrote:
       | I have a simpler answer- the bad ones make money. All of the
       | Jurassic World movies have topped $1B. Rebirth has been out 5
       | days and is already at $300M, twice its budget.
       | 
       | While movies are art, they are primarily an entertainment
       | product, especially when they cost $65-200M to make. Jurassic
       | World is selling really well, so they aren't going to change the
       | product to produce "better" art.
       | 
       | It is interesting that Jurassic Park are the only (non animated)
       | dinosaur movies to get much traction while JW is taking in so
       | much money. But it's got to be tough to come up with a dinosaur
       | movie concept that doesn't sound like a JP knockoff and doesn't
       | confuse viewers.
       | 
       | Maybe Marvel will make a Savage Lands movie. But I don't think
       | this what the author wants.
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | "65" is live action+CGI, and really borrows nothing whatsoever
         | from JW.
         | 
         | It "only" returned about 150% of its cost, and was pretty
         | forgettable, alas. So your point about not getting traction may
         | stand.
        
       | southernplaces7 wrote:
       | I refuse to accept these criticisms of Jurassic Park!
       | 
       | That it wasn't perfect and deeply scientifically accurate is
       | almost laughable compared to all it did achieve, and in way back
       | 1993 of all things.
       | 
       | I've loved dinosaurs since I was just a little kid, and that
       | movie is responsible for 80% of it.
       | 
       | But also,
       | 
       | "Roger Ebert gave Jurassic Park a mixed positive review back in
       | 1993, writing that it lacked "a sense of awe and wonderment,"
       | "grandeur," or "strong human story values."
       | 
       | What? I enjoy Roger Ebert's opinions on many films but here he
       | just fell on his face. Spielberg truly did give it a sense of
       | wonder, perfectly distilled in that one single scene that to this
       | day sends shivers down my spine and beautifully captures the
       | essential wonder of science making reality out of seeming magic.
       | 
       | You all know the one: when the jeep first parks and the look of
       | utter shock on Sattler and Grant's faces when they behold the
       | brachiosaur.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WROrnCt8NF4
       | 
       | If that scene doesn't move something inside you, then you've
       | strangled your inner child years ago.
       | 
       | It was Crichton who completely failed at a sense of wonder in the
       | novel version. Achieving it in the film was pure, very evident
       | and typical Spielberg craft.
       | 
       | But then Chrichton was always terrible at creating any sense of
       | emotional richness in either his characters or stories, despite
       | them being wonderfully entertaining as techno thrillers.
        
       | closetkantian wrote:
       | There are no good dinosaur films because films are basically
       | about people. Jurassic Park works because it allows for the
       | conceit of people and dinosaurs coexisting.
        
         | strogonoff wrote:
         | It is under-appreciated but true that all good films (maybe all
         | good stories) are about people (or, rather, human
         | interactions). That said, I suspect a story can be about people
         | without being about people in a direct way.
        
       | hoseja wrote:
       | Well there are no therapsid movies at all.
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | Aren't most movies therapsid movies?
        
       | padjo wrote:
       | Dinosaurs are a fairly limited topic for movies. There's not much
       | scope to do anything massively different to what Spielberg did
       | especially if you want broad appeal and a big budget. You're not
       | going to beat what he did because he did it first and was a
       | master.
        
       | ivankelly wrote:
       | > At the time of Jurassic Park's release, the meteor as the cause
       | for the dino-extinction was still a nascent theory and more than
       | a decade out from being cemented as fact.
       | 
       | This assumed me. Like many people who were interested in
       | dinosaurs, the interest didn't last much past by early teens, so
       | the "nobody knows for sure, maybe meteor" reason for their
       | disappearance was the accepted explanation until something
       | triggered me to look a 2 or 3 years ago and see that the science
       | had changed.
        
         | HexPhantom wrote:
         | You grow up thinking the mystery is still unsolved, only to
         | check back years later and find out, "Oh yeah, giant rock from
         | space is basically settled science now."
        
       | HexPhantom wrote:
       | Jurassic Park didn't treat them as mere threats or background
       | spectacle, it treated them like tragic miracles. Real, living
       | beings brought into the wrong world.
        
       | dudeinjapan wrote:
       | Title: Oedipus Rex
       | 
       | Director: Woody Allen
       | 
       | Tagline: "He's 65 million years old and still not over his
       | mother."
       | 
       | Leonard, a cultured, self-loathing Parasaurolophus living in
       | Manhattan, spirals into emotional crisis when he begins dating
       | brilliant psychoanalyst Dr. Sylvia Feuerstein who reminds him a
       | little _too much_ of his mother -- sparking a hilarious journey
       | through therapy, prehistoric trauma, and the Upper West Side
       | brunch scene.
        
       | raywatcher wrote:
       | Finally real journalism is back
        
       | Zardoz84 wrote:
       | For me only we have 3 Jurassic Park movies. The rest are like the
       | joke in The Matrix resurrections : Capitalism grinding stuff to
       | make more money.
        
       | vegabook wrote:
       | Primal, although it is a series and not a film, offers a
       | counterpoint to most of these critiques.
        
       | bambax wrote:
       | > _But Ebert's opinion that the film lacks "a sense of awe and
       | wonderment" is--I'll say it--stupid and wrong, and to a puzzling
       | degree. When John Williams' theme swells as the Brachiosaur
       | hoists on its hind legs in front of Grant and Sattler; when the
       | newly freed T. rex bellows into the night through its
       | hybridization of baby elephant, alligator, and tiger's roar, as
       | thunderstorm rain clatters onto its shadowy, animatronic head,
       | Spielberg's reverence for these grand beasts pulsates like a
       | beating heart. Say what you will about what Spielberg did to
       | Hollywood, say what you will about a literal theme park film's
       | contribution to theme-parkifying the blockbusters of decades to
       | come. 30 years since Jurassic Park dominated the box office, the
       | bottom line is this: The film still looks incredible, still feels
       | incredible, is kinda the reason why we go to the movies in the
       | first place._
       | 
       | I disagree and side with Ebert on this. I'm old enough to have
       | seen Jurassik Park 1 in theaters when it first came out, and I
       | remember being underwhelmed by it all, finding the story a bit
       | ridiculous and the dinosaurs artificial and unbelievable.
       | 
       | I also remember having an argument with a friend who was working
       | in a special effects company and telling him I was unimpressed,
       | and him calling me a fool: "you're crazy, this is the best of the
       | best today!" and me shouting back "I don't care if it's the best
       | there is, I only care if I can believe it".
        
       | ajaimk wrote:
       | Prehistoric Planet (Apple's mini series) was absolutely amazing.
       | The awe you felt watching the first JP 30 years ago combined with
       | improved visuals and scientific accuracy
        
       | adityaathalye wrote:
       | Luckily, teenage-me had not read the book, and adult-me didn't
       | want to read it having realised film adaptations always
       | disappoint, so the Jurassic Park movie has remained vividly
       | etched in memory.
        
       | 1970-01-01 wrote:
       | They're going too deep into detail. This is another example of
       | getting lightning in a bottle on the first try. Jurassic Park was
       | done very well by Spielberg. The bar was set extremely high for
       | another. But regression to the mean takes hold, and you see a
       | worse result on the second, third, and nth attempt. Popular
       | movies that have snapped this trend are also guilty of
       | survivorship bias.
        
       | danielvaughn wrote:
       | I admit that I didn't read the entire thing, but god I disagree
       | with the first half so hard.
       | 
       | A couple months ago I decided to read Jurassic Park. I loved the
       | movie as a kid - saw it in theaters at 10 years old.
       | 
       | The novel did have some interesting components to it that weren't
       | in the film. The first sections go into the financial politics of
       | Silicon Valley in the 80's, and it makes for really fun reading
       | as a technologist. There are also sections of code in the novel,
       | and Malcolm points out a fairly obvious bug in it. That was neat.
       | 
       | But the film elevates the story in so many ways that it's
       | difficult to overstate. Book Malcolm is a humorless blowhard who
       | pontificates with these endless monologues that made me roll my
       | eyes. It's presented as deep insight but it's fairly obvious
       | "humans want to conquer nature but they can't". Which is pretty
       | much the same message that's conveyed in the film, but at least
       | the film doesn't sound so pretentious. In contrast, movie Malcolm
       | is unforgettable.
       | 
       | The change to Hammond from book to film is also an improvement
       | IMO. He's more sympathetic as an idealist who's simply gotten in
       | over his head. If novel Hammond had been the first to die I
       | wouldn't have cared at all, he was a pure asshole.
       | 
       | I could go on, but this one line from the post really stuck out:
       | "Jurassic Park did its part in the slow demise of the American
       | blockbuster ecosystem". What the fuck is he talking about?
       | Jurassic Park is one of the best movies ever made - the endless
       | parade of crap movies that have come out since aren't crap
       | _because_ of Jurassic Park. They're crap because we compare them
       | to Jurassic Park.
        
       | LgWoodenBadger wrote:
       | I loved Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend as a kid
       | https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088760/
       | 
       | I haven't seen it since though
        
       | nsxwolf wrote:
       | Jurassic Park and Jurassic World are overall very solid as a
       | whole, so the entire premise of this article is null.
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | Inventing a mega-dinosaur hybrid to achieve power-inflation of
         | the baddies isn't "a good dinosaur film".
        
         | Jackim wrote:
         | The article speaks extensively about both of those movies.
        
       | Der_Einzige wrote:
       | Don Bluth made "The land before time" and that's an excellent
       | dinosaur film.
        
       | 0xbadcafebee wrote:
       | Good films are hard to make, that's why. The article sort of
       | skips over this, but there aren't a lot of Spielbergs out there.
       | Most big-budget movies are lame, and intentionally so. Hollywood
       | is about making money, not good films.
       | 
       | Most of the highest-rated films of the last 20 years are action
       | films. Not because they had good characters, writing and acting.
       | But because they were exciting. Sometimes they accidentally have
       | good, nuanced characters, good acting, good cinematography, but
       | those are happy accidents. The main thing you need for a
       | successful film is a good car chase, guns blazing, people hanging
       | off a ledge, monsters constantly giving chase (and yet somehow
       | never killing the main characters as easily as the NPCs), an
       | attractive woman in distress, a handsome male hero saving the
       | day, maybe an orphan thrown in the mix. Get those hormones
       | flowing and people will feel good afterward and give the movie a
       | high rating.
       | 
       | Note that this is a completely different thing than "critics'
       | favorite list of movies". Studios couldn't give a shit what
       | critics think, they care how much revenue they made. If they want
       | to win awards they'll churn out something emotional about a
       | person with a handicap, a period drama or a war film.
        
         | ep103 wrote:
         | Yeah, I'm not in the movie industry or anything, but it seems
         | to me like if one was so inclined, they could put together a
         | list of all of the things that have to be done well in order to
         | make a fantastic movie.
         | 
         | If we ignored all of the things that aren't obvious in the end
         | product, like market research and staff salaries, etc, I think
         | it would probably look something like:                 * Plot
         | * Well written           * Inherent meaning           *
         | Intelligent       * Acting / Directing         * Name brand
         | actors         * Size of cast       * Cinematography       *
         | Music       * CGI / Special Effects / Locations       * Props /
         | Clothes / Styles / etc       * Action budget (choreography,
         | explosions, etc)       * Marketing / Marketability       *
         | Release logistics
         | 
         | Its rare that someone, usually a director, becomes a large
         | enough force in Hollywood that they can actually get the
         | funding and political pull to invest in every category. Most
         | films sacrifice a few of them to put out a lower quality but
         | hopefully still acceptable product.
         | 
         | What's interesting to me about a list like this, is that they
         | are by no means equal in terms of cost and profit.
         | 
         | Marketing and Releasing internationally have major ROI, so
         | every film leans as heavily into both as they can afford.
         | 
         | After that, Cinematography, music, CGI, props, and action
         | budget are all far, far cheaper than the other items on this
         | list. Which is how you wind up with so many beautiful looking
         | movies that you leave wondering "really, did no one spend 5
         | minutes thinking about X in the plot? How do you spend this
         | much money on a movie and not consider X?"
         | 
         | Similarly, Plot is probably the one thing on this list where
         | creators can exchange time for capital. If you are low on
         | capital, you might be priced out of better actors, and you
         | won't be able to buy them on layaway, but you might be able to
         | survive off of ramen for a few years while really building out
         | a fantastic script. Hence why we see so many interesting indie
         | films invest heavily into this aspect of their movies.
         | 
         | And that's before you start factoring in things like trying to
         | make a plot that is accessible to world-wide release in every
         | culture, or factoring the plot requirements particularly
         | restrictive governments and cultures (China) will have about
         | your movie in order to access their markets.
         | 
         | So yeah, most of the time when I see a movie now, I've noticed
         | I'm more or less giving a score into how much I think the movie
         | producers invested into each of these categories, to bucket the
         | overall film. You invested 3/10 in every category, but tried
         | for 10/10 plot? Okay, indie film, we'll judge you accordingly.
         | Or, oh, this is another all-cgi-all-cinematography-all-big-
         | actor-no-plot movie? Okay, judge it against the other AAA
         | marketed B movies.
        
           | qingcharles wrote:
           | The script is the cheapest part, but also where the most
           | damage is dealt. The higher-ups always want to meddle with
           | the script to feel some control for the money they are
           | spending. Changing some character or plot point. And the
           | damage just runs downhill from the script like a cartoon
           | snowball building up size.
           | 
           | (Even the cheapest "indies" these days are running to
           | hundreds of thousands of dollars and someone is paying that,
           | and that someone wants to change something)
        
             | ep103 wrote:
             | Yeah, writing a script can be the cheapest part. Developing
             | a full script, and getting that plot vision expressed on
             | screen, blocking the meddling along the way... THAT's
             | expensive.
        
         | mapt wrote:
         | Action blockbusters are a product of marketing structure,
         | financial investment strategy, and limited venue space; There
         | is room to see one movie with the family during the holiday
         | weekend, and a studio would find it absolutely wasteful to
         | produce something that isn't Die Hard, if it's already
         | marketing Die Hard for that weekend. An independent theater
         | with the space (which is most everything in the US from
         | 1948-2020 per SCOTUS) might promote a competitor's action
         | blockbuster for that weekend as well, but is probably better
         | holding off until the next holiday weekend depending on how
         | many hundreds of millions of dollars have been pushed into the
         | marketing pipeline. Better to be the Rom Com alternative. The
         | market favors complementarity if it isn't competing on quality.
         | There are only so many tickets that are going to be sold for
         | that weekend, and the overall market size for that weekend
         | isn't as elastic with regards to quality as some other
         | industries. It is elastic with regards to overall marketing
         | budget.
         | 
         | Casting is absolutely a part of marketing & investment strategy
         | here, even as it doesn't necessarily lend anything to the story
         | itself.
         | 
         | In a less psychologically manipulative, less monopolistic arena
         | like streaming, or anime distribution, there is room for a much
         | greater variety of narratives than the two categories you
         | highlight.
        
         | qingcharles wrote:
         | I've got experience with getting films made, and IMO, the
         | biggest problem is people who have control of the purse strings
         | fucking with the creative.
         | 
         | So many good movies start out with a good premise, a good
         | script, a good writing team, and by the time it gets through
         | the meat grinder it's just fried dog shit.
         | 
         | "Such-and-such said you need to add this character. The studio
         | wants you to add AI. Jimbo wants an exec producer credit and he
         | needs his son to play that new character you added. Of course
         | he hasn't acted before -- this is his debut!"
         | 
         | And of course, a lot of good movies never get made. Back to the
         | Future got rejected 80 times before getting funded. Some of
         | those rejections did help refine the script, but how many
         | people with amazing ideas give up at the 79th rejection?
        
         | MillironX wrote:
         | The article does go into this.
         | 
         | > But what sets Spielberg apart from Hammond, what sets
         | Jurassic Park apart from it's imitators--and why the film
         | industry now paradoxically needs Spielberg after he helped to
         | weaken it--is that Spielberg had the discipline.
         | 
         | I would say that's the crux of the argument: the reason there
         | are no good dinosaur films is that there are no people with
         | Spielberg's discipline to make them.
         | 
         | One can try to blame studio interference, investors, streaming,
         | the latest political trend, etc, or even Spielberg himself for
         | _why_ there are no disciplined producers left in Hollywood, but
         | that 's not what the article was about.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | Thank god for indie films.
        
       | gorfian_robot wrote:
       | this guy clearly has not seen "VelociPastor"
        
         | troyvit wrote:
         | Boy I am now, that's for sure. I'll add that, even though a
         | movie might be called "Kung Fury" it can't also have several
         | compelling dinosaur supporting characters who add real heft and
         | emotion to the film.
        
       | margarina72 wrote:
       | well there is Denver the last dinosaur...
        
       | Triphibian wrote:
       | An animated adaptation of Steve Bissette's Tyrant comic could
       | solve this.
        
       | bovermyer wrote:
       | I swear I must be the only person on the planet that enjoyed all
       | six of the Jurassic Park/World films.
        
       | bobvylan wrote:
       | There is one: "The Flintstones", with insufferable Rosie
       | O'Donnell. She's so jurassic!
        
       | fungiblecog wrote:
       | Why are there no good films is a better question. And we know the
       | answer. Hollywood no longer employs based on talent.
        
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