[HN Gopher] Show HN: I build one absurd web project every month
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       Show HN: I build one absurd web project every month
        
       I've been building absurd, mostly useless web projects for fun --
       and I publish one every month at absurd.website.  These are
       deliberately non-functional, weird, sometimes funny, sometimes
       philosophical -- and usually totally unnecessary.  Some examples:
       Sexy Math -- solve math problems to reveal erotic images.  Trip to
       Mars -- a real-time simulation that takes 7 months to finish.  Add
       Luck to Your e-Store -- add a waving cat widget to boost your
       conversion via superstition.  Microtasks for Meatbags -- the
       future: AI gives prompts, humans execute.  Invisible Lingerie --
       it's sexy. And invisible.  Artist Death Tracker -- art prices spike
       when artists die. We track that.  Open Celebrity -- one open-source
       face, shared by all. Together we make her famous.  I just enjoy
       exploring what the web can be when it doesn't try to be "useful".
       Would love to hear what you think -- and absurd ideas are always
       welcome.
        
       Author : absurdwebsite
       Score  : 72 points
       Date   : 2025-06-02 19:52 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | absurdwebsite wrote:
       | You can check all my 27 absurd web projects at absurd.website
        
         | nathan_douglas wrote:
         | I almost read this in the ZOMBO.COM voice.
        
       | moritzwarhier wrote:
       | The lucky cat seems very useful. Perfect chatbot widget!
        
         | absurdwebsite wrote:
         | Thanks ;)
        
       | MattSayar wrote:
       | Love it. Bringing back the "fun" part of the web
        
         | absurdwebsite wrote:
         | Yeah, exactly -- thanks! ;)
        
       | OrvalWintermute wrote:
       | Awesome sites! :D
        
         | absurdwebsite wrote:
         | Thank you. You can subscribe to my absurd mailing list. I make
         | one project every month. Subscribe here:
         | http://eepurl.com/hft-U9
        
           | nathan_douglas wrote:
           | I thought you were going to say that you make one absurd
           | mailing list every month and I thought, "somebody's really
           | gotta stop this guy."
        
             | absurdwebsite wrote:
             | Haha, that's a great idea -- I should totally make it!
        
       | hu3 wrote:
       | i'm curious, did you use AI help to build it?
       | 
       | Any hints and favorite AI tools?
        
         | absurdwebsite wrote:
         | I don't use AI for ideas -- I love coming up with the creative
         | part myself. It's how I express who I am. It's my art. I write
         | all the texts, and then I polish them with a little help from
         | AI. Some images and videos are AI-generated, but the core
         | concept always comes from me.
        
           | deadbabe wrote:
           | you're awesome
        
       | codethief wrote:
       | Great project!
       | 
       | ChillyParent reminds me of this classic from Silicon Valley (the
       | show): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGy5SGTuAGI&t=216s
        
         | absurdwebsite wrote:
         | Thanks! Oh yes, I remember that episode!
        
         | lowercased wrote:
         | He disrupted fatherhood!
        
       | nathan_douglas wrote:
       | These are delightful. I think I like LingoPrio the best, since
       | I'm (re)learning French. My kid and I went to a pediatrician
       | appointment and my kid asked, "How do you say 'constipation' in
       | French?" And I didn't have to look it up, since it ended in
       | "ation".
       | 
       | > I just enjoy exploring what the web can be when it doesn't try
       | to be "useful".
       | 
       | I have a project that's arguably strange but deeply serious. I'm
       | building a Pi Bramble [1] and adding services with the goal of
       | making a homelab that is continuously collapsing under the weight
       | of its own complexity. Y'know, for education! But it's also
       | really fun, when I have time to spend on it.
       | 
       | [1] https://clog.goldentooth.net/
        
       | 90s_dev wrote:
       | Useles fun projects are useless but fun.
       | 
       | I made https://tellconanobrienyourfavoritepizzatoppings.com the
       | other day.
       | 
       | It was fun. But useless.
        
         | 90s_dev wrote:
         | Some fun entries so far                 toppings=pineapple+
         | toppings=pineapple       toppings=I+don%27t+know+wh+conan+o+bri
         | en+is%2C+but+I+want+him+to+know+that+I+can%27t+eat+pizza+at+all
         | .       toppings=mushrooms       toppings=Brie
         | toppings=Cheeze       toppings=Wat       toppings=
         | toppings=peppers+and+onions
         | toppings=cat+..%2Fetc%2Fpasswd
         | toppings=pepperoni+is+pretty+good+usually
         | toppings=More+tiny+pizzas+       fooabar       0x%5B%5D=DTAB
         | toppings=rendang       toppings=salami       toppings=spinach
         | toppings=Peppers       toppings=Ham+and+Pineapple+
         | toppings=french+fries       toppings=egg            toppings=us
         | ually+plain+but+i+dont+mind+putting+some+stuff+on+there.+onions
         | +or+pepperoni+or+hawaiian+every+now+and+then.+i+dont+get+why+so
         | me+people+are+so+upset+about+pineapple%2C+it%27s+definitely+a+d
         | ifferent+taste+but+i+think+it+works%21+although+i+will+say+some
         | times+i+think+the+pineapple+slices+are+too+thick+and+so+you+jus
         | t+get+pineapple+for+a+bite%2C+i+dont+like+that.+love+your+stuff
         | +conan
        
       | mtillman wrote:
       | I'm officially giving you a Webby Award. Congratulations, best of
       | the web.
        
       | bradly wrote:
       | Great job. I'm into mortality so the Artist's Death Effect was
       | fun. I tell my kids all my ideas are terrible because if it
       | wasn't a terrible idea someone else would have done it already.
        
       | davidblue wrote:
       | Operation D-Day: One Second of War truly delighted me more than
       | any other video game I've ever played.
       | 
       | I hope you like my Let's Play: https://youtu.be/iUnbD8xp0f0
        
       | AnnaPali wrote:
       | > Microtasks for Meatbags -- the future: AI gives prompts, humans
       | execute
       | 
       | That's close to how many companies, plans etc. work today. We
       | manage big groups of people and systems, as syncretic holes.
       | Sometimes a human, sometimes a computer is better at one task.
        
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