[HN Gopher] Walkers' Sensations Poppadoms vs. HMRC: The Chip of ...
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       Walkers' Sensations Poppadoms vs. HMRC: The Chip of Theseus
        
       Author : robinhouston
       Score  : 31 points
       Date   : 2025-05-26 17:33 UTC (3 days ago)
        
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       | pcrh wrote:
       | https://archive.ph/8pSEx
        
       | dp-hackernews wrote:
       | Quite an amusing account.
        
       | laidoffamazon wrote:
       | > I care not when you call me big poppadom
       | 
       | Huge credit to whoever came up with this subtitle
        
       | normie3000 wrote:
       | This article implies that Discos are not crisps. Surely this is
       | madness?
        
       | sph wrote:
       | Reminds me of McVitie's challenge to get the Jaffa Cake on the
       | zero VAT tariff for cakes, even if technically it's a biscuit
       | (that carries a higher VAT rate).
       | 
       | McVitie's won with the astute argument that, unlike other
       | biscuits, when a Jaffa Cake goes stale it becomes hard like a
       | cake, not soft.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Legal_status
        
       | comrade1234 wrote:
       | I always thought poppadoms were made from fermented lentil dough,
       | so I looked it up and they're made with basically anything - even
       | potato!
        
         | arprocter wrote:
         | My assumption was chickpeas, but evidently anything starchy
         | works
        
           | kjellsbells wrote:
           | A papad-like thing can be made from potato flour, but I
           | struggle to equate it to a poppadom since potatoes are not
           | native to the subcontinent. The classic papad is made from
           | urad lentil flour. They are infamously tricky to make from
           | scratch. Anecdotally, all the Indians whose houses I've been
           | to use the brand that has the little boy photo on the sleeve
           | and Lijjat papad brand in Hindi script in big letters across
           | the front.
        
             | fredoralive wrote:
             | I suspect the potato choice from Walkers is just because
             | they're a crisp / snack company so it keeps their
             | ingredient pipeline simple.
             | 
             | I probably wouldn't really count these are "real"
             | poppadoms, they're poppadom inspired mostly potato based
             | snacks[1], sold in the crisps isle.
             | 
             | [1] https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-
             | GB/products/264339339 for an example of the product at a
             | shop.
        
               | AStonesThrow wrote:
               | By the same token, Pringles are potato-chip inspired
               | mostly potato-based snacks:
               | 
               | https://www.pringles.com/en-us/products/pringles-the-
               | origina...
               | 
               | Whilst "dried potatoes" are the top ingredient, they also
               | contain plenty of corn, rice, and wheat products.
               | 
               | Surprisingly, I have found that in the States, the
               | "purest" seeming snack food is Fritos Original Corn
               | Chips:
               | 
               | https://www.pepsicoproductfacts.com/Home/product?formula=
               | LBS...
               | 
               | "Ingredients: Corn, vegetable oil (corn and/or canola
               | oil), and salt."
               | 
               | Some of you may have read my story of the Olive Section
               | at Carrefour in Catalonia. The same thing had happened
               | with the same friend when she visited me in Phoenix. She
               | had heard tell of a vast selection of crisp flavours. So
               | we went to the convenience store/Subway/gas station on
               | the corner, where half of the store shelves are chips,
               | dip, and salty snacks. She was impressed and chose two
               | bags, including a chili lime flavour.
               | 
               | And here I sit with the Kalamata olives and the Manchego
               | cheese. Jamon Serrano is not easy to come by; sometimes I
               | settle for Prosciutto.
        
       | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
       | I have no comment on the legalities, but I have to insist that
       | the lime and coriander variety are _amazing._
        
       | petesergeant wrote:
       | > I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of
       | material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand
       | description ["potato crisps"], and perhaps I could never succeed
       | in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the
       | [delicious snack] involved in this case is [quite definitely]
       | that
        
       | comrade1234 wrote:
       | I wonder why the UK has a 20% tariff on potato chips, er I mean
       | crisps. Is it to stop from being overrun by clearly superior
       | Irish crisps (O'Donnells Ballymaloe Relish and Cheddar in
       | particular)?
        
         | petesergeant wrote:
         | > by clearly superior Irish crisps
         | 
         | Here is a map of where they're available in the UK[0]. I think
         | you under-estimate the cut-throat nature and absolute consumer
         | abundance of good crisps in the wider British Isles...
         | 
         | 0: https://stores-ballymaloefoods.ie/tesco
        
           | varispeed wrote:
           | Map seems to be showing distribution centres, not actual
           | stores - at least for Tesco.
        
         | StevenWaterman wrote:
         | Are you getting confused between tariffs and VAT? VAT is the
         | equivalent of sales tax.
         | 
         | From what I can tell, the tariff on "Potatoes, Thin slices,
         | fried or baked, whether or not salted or flavoured, in airtight
         | packings, suitable for immediate consumption" from Ireland is
         | 14%, reduced to 0% if they originate in Ireland
         | https://www.trade-tariff.service.gov.uk/commodities/20052020...
        
         | fredoralive wrote:
         | It's Value Added Tax, which is basically a sales tax[1], not a
         | tariff (unless you're a certain president who thinks it is?).
         | 
         | The idea is that VAT was supposed to apply to everything
         | equally (AFAIK in most EU countries it does?), but applying it
         | to some things like food, children's clothes or books was seen
         | as kinda a bad idea when they brought it in for the UK in the
         | 1970s, so they don't have it (technically the do, but at a 0%
         | rate which is a technicality only accountants care about). But
         | with food they didn't want to apply to frivolous luxuries.
         | Which in some cases is fairly obvious (alcohol has VAT), and
         | snacks like crisps are also bourgeois luxuries, so get the full
         | 20% (oh, for the days of 17.5%...). This split does lead to
         | some interesting tax tribunal decisions, so a chocolate covered
         | biscuit does have VAT, but a cake with a chocolate topping
         | doesn't, leading to the famous Jaffa Cake case, or this case
         | about rather crisp like Poppadoms made by a crisp company.
         | 
         | [1] Except a lot more confusing.
        
       | cjs_ac wrote:
       | > The Upper Tribunal -- having already determined potato granules
       | to be part of the extended potato universe -- didn't like this
       | line of argument, judging that the potato starch and granules
       | must be combined to judge overall potatitude.
       | 
       | Okay, I'm sold. When I have the money, I'll get a subscription to
       | the _FT_.
       | 
       | On a less jocular note, this article is a good reminder that,
       | contrary to most discussion here on HN, laws aren't algorithms
       | that the powers that be execute against the world, but are rather
       | heuristics that courts have to interpret in the context of
       | specific cases.
        
         | varispeed wrote:
         | FT occasionally publishes entertaining pieces, but make no
         | mistake - their editorial line inherently favours the ultra
         | wealthy and government perspectives. A classic example is their
         | coverage of IR35, crafted to shield big consultancies from
         | competition, not the taxpayer. They parrot government
         | propaganda, as if their critical thinking faculties
         | mysteriously switch off whenever they touch the topic. They
         | favour policies and narratives that sustain the power of large
         | players, often at the expense of small businesses, freelancers,
         | or challengers. Don't feed the beast.
        
           | cjs_ac wrote:
           | As much as I agree with many of the biases of the _Grauniad_
           | , I feel increasingly irritated by the blatant pandering to
           | my sensibilities. The 'what happened' part of the article is
           | so short on details it's barely there and the 'analysis' part
           | is almost always just telling me who are the goodies and who
           | are the baddies. If they quote experts, it's always an
           | explanation of the most basic shit, because that's all the
           | journalist understood. All of the non-elite media is like
           | this: the analytics seem to have told them that ragebait is
           | the only thing that gets ad revenue.
           | 
           | I just want to know what's going on in the world, and
           | interesting analysis. I don't want analysis that tells me
           | that I'm a good person, I want analysis that tells me
           | something interesting about the world, even if I don't agree
           | with it. If I have to pay a Bond villain to get that, so be
           | it.
        
             | varispeed wrote:
             | I get it - FT feels like the antidote to shallow ragebait
             | because it's polished, detailed, and authoritative. But in
             | my opinion, papers like the FT, exist less to inform you
             | fully and more to shape your perception - a polished form
             | of narrative management for the benefit of the said elites,
             | not you. The elites themselves, though, aren't relying on
             | newspaper analysis. They have access to internal briefings,
             | specialised research, paid private reports, strategic
             | intelligence, and direct advisor networks - insights and
             | data that never make it into public media channels.
        
           | jarym wrote:
           | So, so, true. Even more irksome when the country is faced
           | with massive economic challenges and the politicians make
           | choices that they seek to avoid justifying and do not appear
           | to be in the national interest.
        
           | erikerikson wrote:
           | Do you have a recommendation of where one should read?
        
           | twic wrote:
           | > IR35, crafted to shield big consultancies from competition,
           | not the taxpayer
           | 
           | I think this is a crank belief, and my guess is that you are
           | an aggrieved ex-contractor. But i would definitely be
           | interested to hear more about this theory.
        
             | varispeed wrote:
             | IR35 only applies if the worker owns the business
             | delivering the work. Big consultancies are completely
             | exempt -- even when their staff do the same job, in the
             | same client seat, for years. The legislation funnels work
             | away from independents toward large firms - it's a
             | structural outcome of how the rules are written, all under
             | the false banner of tax fairness. At its core, IR35 was
             | about consolidating control over skilled labour, locking
             | clients into corporate pipelines, and eliminating
             | independent operators who could undercut on price and offer
             | better quality.
        
           | argsnd wrote:
           | They cater to their readers
           | 
           | https://commercial.ft.com/audience/
        
         | intuitionist wrote:
         | The FT is well worth reading (regardless of anyone's personal
         | beliefs, it's useful to get a sense of how the wealthy and
         | powerful think by reading their papers) but note that the FT
         | Alphaville blog, which published this piece, is free to read if
         | you create an account (you don't need to pay).
        
       | AStonesThrow wrote:
       | TIL that Walkers in England is different than Walker's
       | Shortbread, the latter being the makers of really tasty goods in
       | attractive keepsake tins. I was going to pick one up as a
       | commemoration of King Charles III.
       | 
       | Also, papadums are spelled differently by Indian restaurants
       | around here, because it is, after all, in transliteration.
       | 
       | This was inevitable as mass-produced snack food is influenced and
       | derived from foreign cuisine. Papadums served in a restaurant are
       | about 6" diameter, puffy, thin and delicate. Caraway seeds and
       | other bumps are often noticeable. Always need a good chutney to
       | dip into.
       | 
       | The Indian groceries also sell shelves full of savory crispy
       | snacks that run the gamut. I hope that Walkers can hold their
       | niche amongst cricket fans.
        
         | fakedang wrote:
         | There's a lotta different varieties... There are the poppadoms,
         | the small bites which are the subject of the article.
         | 
         | Then there are paapads, which are basically the thin, less
         | bubbly, often nearly plate-sized North Indian variety, often
         | dosed with a smattering of spice. These are fire toasted and
         | are the ones you commonly get at your local Indian for
         | appetizer.
         | 
         | Then there's the South Indian appalam/pappadam which is
         | smaller, made of rice, and often bubbly. Those usually are not
         | spiced and are fried, often to eat with rice meals and not
         | alone.
         | 
         | In some parts of South India like Bengaluru and Calicut, you
         | can even get pappadams made out of jackfruit. These are usually
         | made into conical shapes and are eaten as snacks.
        
           | AStonesThrow wrote:
           | Again, in transliteration, those names are all different ways
           | of spelling the same word, borrowed even from Sri Lankan
           | Tamil, even. It is unclear whether they are descriptive of a
           | variety, or they are just varying because a different chef in
           | a different region wrote in Latin characters in a different
           | way.
           | 
           | pppttm - paapdd'
           | 
           | The English Wikipedia covers the name's variants. And the
           | jackfruit variety.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papadam#Etymology
           | 
           | It is not my favorite appetizer, but the restaurants all seem
           | to prepare them about the same. This is in the American
           | Southwest with restaurants advertising cuisine of North India
           | (vegetarian), Punjab, New Delhi, Pakistan, etc.
           | 
           | They are probably the most delicate crisp I've ever eaten.
           | They crumble when I breathe on them or if they touch a drop
           | of chutney. I wouldn't purchase them in a grocery store, for
           | fear they would already be in crumbly pieces.
        
       | masfuerte wrote:
       | In the first tribunal Walkers argued that Sensations are not
       | crisps because:
       | 
       | > They are not ready for human consumption
       | 
       | I understand why they made the argument but I couldn't understand
       | how. I tracked down the judgement from last year:
       | 
       | > Walkers initially argued that the products were designed to be
       | used with dips, chutneys and pickles, and as a side with a meal.
       | On this basis, they contended that the products required further
       | preparation before consumption and so did not fall within Note 5.
       | 
       | > In the hearing, Walkers accepted that there was nothing on the
       | consumer packaging that stated that any preparation was required.
       | It was agreed that the packaging would be required to state any
       | such necessary preparation. We also noted that Walkers' own
       | promotional material showed people eating the product directly
       | from the package, without any dips etc, and without a meal. On
       | that basis, and in the light of case law on 'preparation' in this
       | context, Walkers agreed that they were no longer relying on this
       | argument.
        
         | fanf2 wrote:
         | There's a similar thing with chocolate: cooking chocolate is
         | zero-rated, but VAT is due on eating chocolate. They are
         | basically the same products: the main differences are the
         | packaging (presence or absence of cooking instructions) and
         | where they are shelved (with the cake ingredients or with the
         | sweets).
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | How can they talk about Walker's Poppadom Chips, without
       | mentioning Poppadom Elvis[0]?
       | 
       | Once you've seen it, it's hard to get out of your head.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QduTLFILORY
        
         | AndrewStephens wrote:
         | Damn you, that's going be stuck in my head all day.
        
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