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       Does Earth have two high-tide bulges on opposite sides? (2014)
        
       Author : imurray
       Score  : 94 points
       Date   : 2025-05-22 18:58 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | imurray wrote:
       | I was asked why there are two tides a day in an interview for my
       | undergraduate University place. I blundered through to the
       | classic answer. This stackexchange discussion made me realize I
       | was even more of an imposter than I thought :-).
        
         | Retric wrote:
         | If it makes you feel better, the crust of the earth does bulge
         | more in line with the classic answer due to the flow of the
         | underlying magma being effectively uninterrupted by solid
         | obstructions. Which then means the classic tidal answer is
         | technically correct, except what we observe as tides is a delta
         | between land and ocean.
        
       | chermi wrote:
       | TL;DR newton basically got the FORCES right, but forces don't
       | tell the whole story because of (mainly ) 1) insufficient
       | propagation speed because ocean is deep 2) think of it kind of
       | like a diff eq, the boundary conditions (largely from land
       | masses) from the actual structure of the earth make the solutions
       | much more interesting than F=ma might suggest.
       | 
       | Edit- I recommend actually reading it, especially the second
       | answer.
        
       | HPsquared wrote:
       | So it's a bunch of complicated splashy water that is _excited_ by
       | the moon moving past, and follows along at the same frequency -
       | but it 's not a simple wave travelling around the world, for
       | various reasons.
       | 
       | The earth itself is squashed like that with two bulges, but the
       | water on the surface exhibits a more complex motion.
        
         | tomxor wrote:
         | > So it's a bunch of complicated splashy water that is
         | _excited_ by the moon moving past
         | 
         | This explanation is so much better.
         | 
         | If people want to use big words they can say fluid dynamics,
         | but yeah, it's a complex system with a big orbiting body
         | pulling on it regularly, that gives the complex system rhythm
         | but not order.
        
       | srean wrote:
       | The problem of predicting tides was so important that it
       | attracted many Physics and Maths heavy weights. You can well
       | imagine how important predicting tides would have been for D-day
       | landing.
       | 
       | One related fascinating historical artifact is the special
       | purpose analogue computer designed by Lord Kelvin in the 1860s
       | based on Fourier series, harmonic analysis. Think difference
       | engine in it's cogs and cams glory, but special purpose.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tide-predicting_machine
       | 
       | Possibly one of the first examples of _Machine_ learning, with
       | Machine in capital  'M'. It incorporated recent tidal
       | observations to update it's prediction.
       | 
       | Note that sinusoids are universal approximators for a large class
       | of functions, an honour that is by no means restricted to deep
       | neural nets.
       | 
       | George Darwin (Charles Darwin's son) was a significant
       | contributor in the design and upgrade of the machine.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Darwin
       | 
       | Other recognizable names who worked on tide prediction problem
       | were Thomas Young (of double slit experiment fame) and Sir George
       | Airy (of Airy disk fame).
        
         | neilfrndes wrote:
         | Veritasium made a video on this topic a couple of years ago:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgF3OX8nT0w
        
         | CGMthrowaway wrote:
         | Have you seen the SF bay model?
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i70wkxmumAw
        
           | srean wrote:
           | That was so fascinating. Thank you.
        
             | synalx wrote:
             | If you're ever in SF, it's really worth going to see. Such
             | a cool mixture of art and technology.
        
       | umanwizard wrote:
       | So, yet another thing I learned at school was bullshit. Pretty
       | interesting to know!
        
         | daveguy wrote:
         | Turns out teachers are people and general understanding evolves
         | over time and not all at once.
         | 
         | Who would have guessed. Well, Laplace maybe.
        
         | an0malous wrote:
         | What are the others?
         | 
         | The Bernoulli principle is one.
        
           | roelschroeven wrote:
           | The Bernoulli principle is not bullshit -- it is very valid
           | physics.
           | 
           | You might be thinking the way it's often used to wrongly
           | explain how airplane wings generate lift. Yeah, that's
           | bullshit. I mean, the principle still applies, if applied
           | correctly. The equal transit bullshit that it's often
           | associated with, well yes, that's complete and utter
           | bullshit.
        
       | 0xbadcafebee wrote:
       | > one of Newton's few mistakes
       | 
       | fwiw, Newton was bipolar. High-strung, antisocial, egotistical,
       | domineering, rage-filled. He fought with people often and refused
       | to share his work out of fear of criticism. Most people _really_
       | didn 't like him and he was often severely depressed. Later in
       | life, in part because of the torment of just being himself and
       | having to work with peers, he refused to continue researching
       | science, and instead became obsessed with God and alchemy.
       | 
       | The dude made _mostly mistakes_ throughout his life, he just
       | happened to be brilliant some of the time.
        
         | srean wrote:
         | His childhood was quite emotionally traumatic. I can imagine
         | severe abandonment wounds given his situation.
         | 
         | Not only would he have felt abandoned, when his mother quickly
         | remarried after his father's death, he could actually see the
         | distant steeple where her mother had to relocate after her
         | marriage - source of affection and emotional connect just
         | tantalizingly out of reach.
         | 
         | That might explain his behaviour.
        
           | parpfish wrote:
           | And to top it all off, that dang apple hit him on the head
        
             | srean wrote:
             | Is that so ?
             | 
             | I have to email hn@news.ycombinator.com about it. Those
             | Apples are just too freaking expensive to throw around like
             | that, Dang.
        
         | IAmBroom wrote:
         | We ALL mostly make mistakes throughout our lives.
         | 
         | Newton just happened to be much more brilliant than most others
         | - and exhaustively documented his scientific thoughts.
        
         | teruakohatu wrote:
         | > High-strung, antisocial, egotistical, domineering, rage-
         | filled.
         | 
         | I think you are doing the man a disservice summarising him in
         | such a way.
         | 
         | His interest in unorthodox/heretical religion was at least
         | since he was at university. He spent a significant amount of
         | time on alchemy.
         | 
         | Newton was the President of the Royal Society for over two
         | decades, an MP for a similar amount of time which I would think
         | required a lot of interpersonal relationships and socialising.
         | 
         | He seemed to get along well with family who cared with and
         | lived with him and described him as loving.
         | 
         | The traits of holding grudges and raging were probably as
         | common in academia then as they are today (tech is benign in
         | comparison), but are otherwise sociable and genuinely trying to
         | be good, albeit flawed, people.
         | 
         | He made numerous statements of modesty, the most famous being
         | "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of
         | giants." This has, IMHO, been unfairly reinterpreted in recent
         | times as being a insult to a rival rather than taken at face
         | value.
         | 
         | If every comment, action, HN comment, tweet etc. of any
         | person's entire life was interpreted in the least charitable
         | light we would all be recorded in history as being as vile as
         | you describe him.
         | 
         | I think at the end of the day he was just a gifted flawed
         | human.
        
           | srean wrote:
           | > I think at the end of the day he was just a gifted flawed
           | human.
           | 
           | And what gifts !
           | 
           | Imagine anyone doing Principia at an age of 24 (the book was
           | published much later, but he had the results by then).
           | 
           | He would have been notable even if he had borrowed an
           | established discipline of calculus to elaborate it's Physical
           | consequences. No he had to develop it himself first and
           | double check the results by translating that into geometry,
           | into power series to be sure they are correct.
           | 
           | Einstein and Newton are often spoken of in the same breath,
           | but by sheer body of work it seems a no-contest to me.
           | Einstein had the luxury of being able to borrow tensor
           | calculus, by then well formed. Perhaps the person who comes
           | closest to Newton would be Archimedes, considering the time
           | that Archimedes was doing his thing.
        
         | btilly wrote:
         | Can we at this distance tell the difference between bipolar,
         | mercury poisoning, and repressed homosexual?
         | 
         | He was also responsible for the execution of a couple of dozen
         | people. These executions were connected to his position as
         | master of the mint.
        
         | hollerith wrote:
         | Perhaps the person that did the most to raise our standard of
         | living (by basically inventing modern science). I basically
         | don't care about how miserable it would be to sit next to him
         | on a long airplane ride (or carriage ride).
        
         | shakna wrote:
         | This reads like you think no one with bipolar can live without
         | ruining the people around them.
        
       | joshmarinacci wrote:
       | I think of it not as Newton was wrong, but rather his explanation
       | was incomplete.
        
       | alejohausner wrote:
       | In the animations, New Zealand stood out: the high and low tide
       | chase each other counterclockwise around the islands!
        
       | antognini wrote:
       | When I was in grad school in astronomy, one of my professors told
       | me "many a promising young researcher has run their career
       | aground on the rocky shores of tides."
       | 
       | The mathematics involved in the theory of tides are formidable.
       | Even in homogeneous, tidally locked systems things can get
       | complicated very quickly.
       | 
       | But tides are nevertheless very important. One two objects pass
       | very close to each other, tidal effects are substantial and can
       | actual destroy one of the objects:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_disruption_event
        
       | coolcase wrote:
       | Try to get your head around this while simultaneously not
       | thinking of gravity as a force but curvature in spacetime.
        
         | senderista wrote:
         | No, don't! Use the simplest model that applies in your context!
        
       | why_at wrote:
       | Damn, I just had one of those moments where you go from thinking
       | you understand something to realizing it's really complicated and
       | you don't understand it at all.
        
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