[HN Gopher] Scientists have found a way to 'tattoo' tardigrades
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       Scientists have found a way to 'tattoo' tardigrades
        
       Author : PaulHoule
       Score  : 52 points
       Date   : 2025-05-06 01:51 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | seeknotfind wrote:
       | > this technique could be suitable for printing micro-electronics
       | or sensors onto living tissue.
       | 
       | I was thinking we could use tattoos to identify tardigrades, like
       | how they tag animals for research purposes, but this is next
       | level.
        
       | kaonwarb wrote:
       | Impressive... and more research needed:
       | 
       | > About 40% of the tardigrades survived the procedure
       | 
       | Still impressive!
        
         | cjbgkagh wrote:
         | It's a bit less impressive considering they are tardigrades and
         | can survive almost anything.
         | 
         | Though I guess tattooing a hardy animal is more difficult.
        
           | mrbungie wrote:
           | It's a bit more impressive when you consider the size of
           | these buddies.
        
             | cjbgkagh wrote:
             | That's what made it impressive in the first plane.
        
         | protocolture wrote:
         | "New Laser kills 60% of Tardigrades" wasn't as snappy for the
         | paper headline.
        
           | snvzz wrote:
           | Tardigrades are quite durable otherwise.
        
             | dekhn wrote:
             | only in their dried-out state. Under regular conditions,
             | they are easily squished.
        
               | stavros wrote:
               | OK, how? All the photos I've seen of them are taken with
               | SEMs, implying that you can't squish them any more than
               | you can squish an amoeba.
        
               | dekhn wrote:
               | I work with live tardigrades under a microscope and you
               | could easily squish them with a little metal pick, or by
               | pressing on the glass coverslip.
               | 
               | Tardigrades are very different from amoeba. They have a
               | well-defined cuticle exoskeleton surrounding a liquid
               | space, about 1000 cells, while an amoeba is single cell
               | and highly deformable.
        
               | stavros wrote:
               | Ahh, I thought you meant with your fingers or something,
               | that makes sense.
        
               | dekhn wrote:
               | I suspect if you really tried to deposit a pile of
               | tardigrades on your finger and squeezed really tight you
               | could probably damage them with the ridges of your
               | fingerprints. I don't know enough about the biophysics of
               | finger pressure and how the surfaces interact, and I
               | wouldn't really want to do this (feels cruel, even if
               | they have very limited nervous systems).
        
       | musicale wrote:
       | Great, in a few years those tardigrades will be asking the same
       | scientists about laser removal.
        
         | microtherion wrote:
         | Luckily for them, this is a Chinese research team. An US based
         | team doing this would get the tardigrades deported because the
         | tattoo allegedly said "MS-13".
        
           | Y_Y wrote:
           | This is a funny joke, but I wish there was a rule about
           | introducing the theme of contemporary US politics/culture
           | wars in threads where they are not already present. It seems
           | to serve as high-vcass flamebait.
           | 
           | (I know there is already a rule about metaposting to complain
           | about rules, please consider this well-intentioned civil
           | disobedience.)
        
             | maxbond wrote:
             | > I wish there was a rule about introducing the theme of
             | contemporary US politics/culture wars in threads where they
             | are not already present.
             | 
             | This falls under "eschew flamebait" and "avoid generic
             | tangents," no? (I also chuckled for whatever it's worth.)
        
               | SpaceL10n wrote:
               | It certainly doesn't add anything of substance to content
               | in the article.
        
               | MisterTea wrote:
               | I find humor to be a welcome breath of fresh air in a
               | room full of stale hot air. I reject the view that this
               | forum has to be a dry meeting of the minds.
        
       | canadiantim wrote:
       | Tardigrades have always been punk
        
       | ImHereToVote wrote:
       | Finally.
        
       | Sirikon wrote:
       | Trump has found a way to accuse tardigrades of being gang members
        
       | cloudking wrote:
       | How does one come up with such an idea in the first place?
        
         | Y_Y wrote:
         | It's an obvious progression from burning ants woth a magnifying
         | glass
        
         | Ekaros wrote:
         | Identifying tardigrades seems like obvious problem for this
         | solution. You are doing experiments and want to track
         | individuals overtime I don't think there is that many
         | identifying features in them. So you need something.
        
         | mhb wrote:
         | 1. "We need some funding"
         | 
         | 2. "Hey, I got an idea!"
        
       | neilv wrote:
       | With all the recent existential threats to humankind, tardigrades
       | have become an emerging market for fashionable luxury goods and
       | services
        
       | zombot wrote:
       | How long until companies pay to have their logos painted on
       | tardigrades' backs?
        
       | b3lvedere wrote:
       | "After this first step, Zhao and Qiu hope that this work could
       | enable advancements such as microbial cyborgs and other
       | biomedical applications in the future."
       | 
       | I'm not sure if i shoud be happy microbial cyborgs exist.
        
         | PaulHoule wrote:
         | You can stick something onto a human cell to reprogram its
         | behavior
         | 
         | https://wyss.harvard.edu/news/a-backpack-full-of-multiple-sc...
         | 
         | Radical modifications of cell membranes have been a think for a
         | while
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyborg#Bacterial_cyborg_cells
         | 
         | and of course there is
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_cell
         | 
         | and rapid advancement in synthetic biology.
        
         | butlike wrote:
         | Just wait until the microbial cyborg hackers: "This body has
         | been pwned by Micro squad"
        
       | alach11 wrote:
       | I'm trying to think of practical use cases for this. Is
       | surveillance one of them? Could you drop a bunch of these marked
       | tardigrades on an object or on money and later identify it?
       | 
       | Doesn't seem like a very efficient way to accomplish the goal,
       | but it would make for a great plot line in a spy movie.
        
       | chankstein38 wrote:
       | Now we can finally prove we're not just seeing the same
       | tardigrade everywhere! lol
        
       | davidw wrote:
       | I want a Far Side cartoon depicting this.
        
         | PaulHoule wrote:
         | ... I think there will be a lot of competition for the Ig
         | Nobels this year.
        
       | jancsika wrote:
       | Here's a fun thought-experiment: imagine that NASA began with the
       | truism that tardigrades are the best fit candidates for
       | astronauts[1]. They put all their effort and money into robotics
       | and tech to support little tardigrade colonies on The Moon and
       | Mars.
       | 
       | Present day, this alternate universe has the same boring space
       | tourism for humans that we have. But they also have a vibrant
       | inter-planetary research program with robot-assisted colonies of
       | tattooed tardigrades, doing all kinds of experiments, most of
       | which are broadcast back home.
       | 
       | And honestly, by the time we get tech to figure out how to
       | terraform Mars, we'd probably also have the tech to make humans
       | more tardigrade-like. So the tardigrade astronaut program (TAP
       | for short) would provide an important body of knowledge for the
       | necessary biological changes.
       | 
       | Just seems like a better use of astronaut dollars all around[2].
       | 
       | 1: I mean, they come standard with little space suits! C'mon!
       | 
       | Edit:
       | 
       | 2: And think of the savings: I just found the first batch of
       | candidates for the TAP's Mercury project by picking up a wet
       | leaf.
        
         | staplers wrote:
         | by the time we have the tech to figure out how to terraform
         | Mars
         | 
         | A billion year oxidization event that forms an atmosphere,
         | creates water from nothing, and ignites the core of the planet
         | triggering tectonic activity?
         | 
         | The myth of humans "terraforming Mars" is so far from reality
         | it makes me question the aptitude of anyone suggesting it.
        
           | betterThanTexas wrote:
           | Presumably it's at least worth considering if such a
           | pessimistic attitude is warranted. Such a slow oxidation rate
           | is certainly not warranted on a chemical process level. The
           | trick is performing this chemical process 1.5 AU away.
        
             | staplers wrote:
             | Absolutely, don't mistake my cynicism for defeatism. I want
             | it as badly as anyone else, but the chemical and
             | thermodynamic makeup of Mars does not warrant optimism
             | (given present knowledge).
        
               | PaulHoule wrote:
               | Bezos's vision is better than Musk's. This plan to
               | gravitationally disrupt Ceres and turn 100% of it into
               | habitat strictly dominates all other space colonization
               | ideas in our solar system not least that it can provide
               | more square feet of habitat than Earth does but probably
               | not the 0.2 km^3 of ocean per person or the 0.7 million
               | tons of atmosphere per person that we have, areas where
               | Biosphere 2 fell tragically short. [1]
               | 
               | https://arxiv.org/pdf/2011.07487
               | 
               | [1] CO2 levels swung violently from day to night in
               | Biosphere 2 because they didn't have enough atmosphere
               | relative to plants and animals; Biosphere 2 probably
               | shouldn't have tried to simulate oceans at all
        
       | butlike wrote:
       | > 40% survived the procedure.
       | 
       | And it's a long way from 'survived' to 'prospered'. Are we sure
       | this is the most humane thing to do?
        
         | BugsJustFindMe wrote:
         | I don't think society is at a place where asking whether
         | something is the most humane towards tardigrades makes sense to
         | most people.
        
           | PaulHoule wrote:
           | Yeah, but somehow blasting tardigrades with an electron beam
           | to write on them feels a little cruel to me.
        
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