[HN Gopher] Unparalleled Misalignments
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       Unparalleled Misalignments
        
       Author : ChadNauseam
       Score  : 128 points
       Date   : 2025-05-05 01:19 UTC (21 hours ago)
        
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       | saagarjha wrote:
       | I have to admit some of these took a moment to register.
        
       | investa wrote:
       | Hypothesis = Understatement makes sense, right?
        
       | PeterStuer wrote:
       | This is great, had quite a few chuckles.
       | 
       | You could take it one step further and merge in Cockney Slang as
       | an extra stage.
        
       | jl6 wrote:
       | Hacker News / Tweaker Buzz?
        
       | chabska wrote:
       | That's a very loose definition of "synonyms" . Most are like
       | "conceptually adjacent".
        
         | camtarn wrote:
         | Indeed. 'beach' and 'wave' are definitely not synonyms, and
         | while a shelf is a platform, not all platforms are shelves. Too
         | many of these are essentially really forced puns. But there are
         | some absolute crackers in there nonetheless.
        
       | roenxi wrote:
       | Some poet must have had a lot of fun with these slipping things
       | past the censors. It'd be in the same league as the underhanded C
       | contest - what is the most innocent short text that can be
       | written while slipping in some subtle but likely rather dirty
       | double meaning in.
        
         | pixl97 wrote:
         | This was a common thing to do in the late 90s and early 2000s
         | when websites thought you could make 'safe chat' with a limited
         | dictionary and it turns out they were mostly wrong.
        
       | krisoft wrote:
       | Some of these are very cool and fits their definition exactly.
       | But some others are very forced. Who would think that "fashion"
       | and "taylor" are synonyms? And they are both further synonyms of
       | "fix"? Or in the "Cold Fusion // Cool Cat" pair how would
       | "fusion" be a synonym of "cat"?
        
         | jstanley wrote:
         | A tailor makes clothes.
         | 
         | To fashion something is to make something. To tailor something
         | is to customise it.
         | 
         | `cat` is a Unix command for concatenating files, which you
         | could argue is fusing them together?
        
           | krisoft wrote:
           | I think you are onto something with 'tailor'. If we take it
           | as the verb 'to tailor' that is the synonym of the 'to
           | fashion'. Tailor as a profession is not a synonym of the noun
           | 'fashion'. But it is enough for them to be synonyms in one
           | sense. So that works.
           | 
           | I hear you on 'cat' but i wouldn't call that relationship
           | synonyms.
        
         | em-bee wrote:
         | when you make a list like this then it's always a challenge to
         | deal with edge cases. fashion and tailor fit together as well
         | as many other terms on that list. a swift taylor can be seen as
         | producing fast fashion, even if not true in reality. fixing
         | clothes is also the work of many tailors. with getting custom
         | tailored clothes falling out of fashion (pun intended ;-) the
         | bulk of the work of most tailors is making changes and fixing
         | things. in germany it is even a recognized profession with a
         | two year training (you can become a full tailor with an extra
         | year). most of my visits to a tailor recently have literally
         | been for a quick fix. stuff that i could probably have done
         | myself if i had a sowing machine and time.
         | 
         | i am with you on the cat fusion however. i don't get that one
         | either.
        
           | krisoft wrote:
           | > fixing clothes is also the work of many tailors. with
           | getting custom tailored clothes falling out of fashion
           | 
           | These are all good reasons for semantic closeness, but
           | semantic closeness and being synonyms are not the same thing.
           | 
           | That being said while tailor (profession) is not a synonym of
           | fashion (concept), tailor (verb) is a synonym of fashion
           | (verb) and can be also a synonym of fix (verb).
        
       | ben_w wrote:
       | Ah, the difficulty of learning a second language as an adult.
       | 
       | Reminds me of the ways that my mediocre grasp of the German
       | language still haunts me => Resurrects myself out of specific
       | tracks in which my half-hearted clutch on the Alsatian tongue
       | still plagues me.
       | 
       | Last year I inadvertently asked to borrow a fork-lift truck when
       | I meant stapler. Still, at least my pronunciation is no longer
       | Crabtree from 'Allo 'Allo:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNXMWRdCx0
        
       | keeganpoppen wrote:
       | this is absolutely genius
        
       | gwern wrote:
       | An interesting ML exercise (possible class project!) would be to
       | try to automate this. A bigram corpus combined with word
       | embeddings and a NSFW text classifier, maybe? Your usual word
       | embedding might not work because the point is the multiple
       | meanings, so maybe the twist would be that you need a polysemous
       | word embedding with multiple vectors or something like that, so
       | it's not just an off-the-shelf word2vec...
        
         | myflash13 wrote:
         | You don't even need embeddings or Ml. A simple search across
         | dictionaries, thesauruses and the Wikipedia entry list (with
         | disambiguations) should be enough.
         | 
         | - Find all 2 word phrases and compound words - search across
         | all pairwise combinations of mutual synonyms, and determine
         | whether the compound synonym is itself a word or phrase
         | 
         | https://chatgpt.com/share/6818d11d-f444-800a-96b0-7a932e9213...
        
           | gwern wrote:
           | That would be a good baseline. Maybe the ML part would be for
           | ranking them? Because I expect you would drown in matches,
           | and the hard part becomes finding the _good_ ones.
        
             | myflash13 wrote:
             | I expect the opposite. I would expect an ML/embedding
             | approach to find lots of false positives, because lots of
             | words have close embeddings but are not synonyms. A strict
             | thesaurus lookup should produce _fewer_ matches. As for
             | ranking the _good_ ones, an embedder might help with that,
             | but then we need a definition of  "good". I would argue the
             | most conceptually "unrelated" matches are the "best" ones,
             | so yes, an embedder could quickly determine the farthest
             | vector distance.
        
       | flufluflufluffy wrote:
       | Underdog/subwoofer is my favorite. A lesser known rapper needs to
       | make a bar out of that xD
        
       | myflash13 wrote:
       | Somebody should write commentaries/explanations for all of these,
       | especially for non-native speakers and technical jargon. Hell,
       | ChatGPT can probably write it up quickly. Even as a native
       | speaker, there were quite a few that took a moment to understand.
       | Have Reddit-style voting for the "best ones" and you could make a
       | whole social network out of this.
        
       | chrisweekly wrote:
       | Brilliant, and hilarious. Thank you for sharing!
        
       | svat wrote:
       | Lovely. This is a fun, devious list (constable?), and though it
       | says "since 2018", it's clearly actively maintained, as it
       | contains entries like "Twitter ban / exterminate" and "quick jab
       | / prompt injection".
        
         | tmiku wrote:
         | "since 2018" means "starting 2018, through the present", no?
        
       | myflash13 wrote:
       | Hacker News / Intruder Alert
        
       | throw100 wrote:
       | A related idea I've thought of is finding (comparatively) long
       | words that have different definitions in different languages.
       | E.g. "fetter" (English/German). In theory you only need a
       | wordlist for each language, but in practice, most common words
       | across languages also share definitions (e.g. "unintelligent" in
       | English/German).
        
         | edent wrote:
         | These are called False Friends -
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_friend
        
       | myflash13 wrote:
       | Someone please vibe code a quick website to submit, verify, rank,
       | filter, sort and explain/comment on all of these. Should be an
       | hour with Cursor.
        
       | nullc wrote:
       | Just noted to my partner last night, a screw and a nail are
       | similar things, but "you screwed it" and "you nailed it" are
       | opposites. But if you take them as sexual innuendo they mean the
       | same thing again.
        
       | 01HNNWZ0MV43FF wrote:
       | > Home-schooled / house trained
       | 
       | The gifted kid to burnt-out transgender puppygirl pipeline
       | 
       | Explanation for anyone who needs it: "Home" and "house" are both
       | nouns that mean a place you live in. "School" and "train" here
       | are both used as verbs that mean "to teach something to someone".
       | But "Home schooling" is the practice of parents teaching their
       | own children at home and keeping them out of public school,
       | whereas "House training" is the practice of teaching dogs not to
       | pee inside the house.
        
         | rahimnathwani wrote:
         | home schooled is about the location of the teaching
         | 
         | house trained is about the subject of the teaching
        
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