[HN Gopher] Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons ...
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       Don't watermark your legal PDFs with purple dragons in suits
        
       Author : Tomte
       Score  : 230 points
       Date   : 2025-05-02 04:49 UTC (18 hours ago)
        
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       | redwoodsec wrote:
       | Why?
        
         | Moosdijk wrote:
         | Read the article and find out
        
         | edm0nd wrote:
         | Why not?
        
         | archerx wrote:
         | The lawyer is an idiot and has bad taste. Saved you a click and
         | cookie banner BS.
        
       | wiradikusuma wrote:
       | Also, sometimes we (developers) like to use wacky data for
       | testing purposes. For example, I like to put Batman as a dummy
       | user, and my QA likes to upload cat pictures when testing
       | uploads/images.
       | 
       | We do it so it's obvious it's test data, and also we're lazy to
       | think of more "real" data.
       | 
       | Just say some users expect real(ish) data for testing. I had a
       | client who was totally not happy when he saw Batman and Superman
       | in the test data.
        
         | ghssds wrote:
         | Your client needs to remove the broom stucks in their ass. Your
         | story reminds me of the uptight people angry about the Anubis'
         | catgirl.
        
           | DoctorOW wrote:
           | I give Abubis a special pass, because they sell a business
           | oriented version without the character. The true cost of
           | using FOSS is you don't have any say in what the developer
           | does.
        
             | johnmaguire wrote:
             | Au contraire, FOSS allows you to fork and make
             | modifications.
        
               | hk__2 wrote:
               | This just confirms OP's point that "you don't have any
               | say in what the developer does", since the only way to
               | get your modifications in if the developer disagrees is
               | to maintain your own version of the code.
        
               | johnmaguire wrote:
               | This is also true of paid software, except you have to
               | start from scratch.
        
               | registeredcorn wrote:
               | I forget how the phrase goes, but it's something like,
               | "Someone else can do it _better_ than you, but no one
               | will ever care more about what you _need_ than yourself.
               | " The point basically being that there are tradeoffs: you
               | are either okay with imperfection, or you have to do it
               | yourself. It appears true, whether it be for software
               | development or home repair.
        
         | cperciva wrote:
         | _For example, I like to put Batman as a dummy user_
         | 
         | I can't remember the details, but I've heard a story multiple
         | times about a fake-sounding name being used in testing -- I
         | think US military payroll? -- and causing problems when a real
         | person had that name. Can anyone here remember this?
         | 
         | In any case, "batman" is just about plausible enough that it
         | could be real. I tend to use names like "Mr. Testy
         | Testalicious" which (a) contain the string "test", and (b) are
         | so wildly absurd that I'm confident nobody will ever collide
         | with it.
        
           | jbverschoor wrote:
           | lol I read something else right there
        
           | eesmith wrote:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(surname) - 'Batman is a
           | surname of English origin. It originates from Saint
           | Bartholomew and means "a friend or servant of Bart."'
           | 
           | It lists a few people, like "Daniel Batman (20 March 1981 -
           | 26 June 2012) was an Australian sprinter."
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Batman
           | 
           | A few DDG searches finds others with the surname Batman who
           | are not famous enough to be on Wikipedia.
        
             | cam_l wrote:
             | Aside: Batman (John) is also a well known name in
             | Melbourne, au.
             | 
             | He was a kind of founding father. He negotiated a fake
             | treaty to steal the land from the local Kulin nation. He
             | wanted to call it Batmania.
             | 
             | Also responsible for organising hunting parties for
             | bushrangers and multiple massacres and genocide of
             | aboriginal people in NSW, VIC, and TAS.
             | 
             | Total fucking cunt.
             | 
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Batman
        
           | userbinator wrote:
           | Batman is definitely a real name...
           | https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24911186
        
           | spiffytech wrote:
           | I used to use Test T. Testerton until coworkers critiqued
           | that "Test T" reminded them of male genitals.
        
             | kstrauser wrote:
             | Our first user at one company was Richard Test. He had user
             | ID 1001. Well-meaning people deactivated his account
             | several times over the years because it looked fake to
             | them.
             | 
             | Sorry, Richard. I hope you were more amused than annoyed.
        
               | wolfgang42 wrote:
               | I've told your story about Mr. Test to several people
               | over the years but I've never been able to remember where
               | I got it from. I'm glad to have finally found it again,
               | and thank you for the anecdote!
        
             | indrora wrote:
             | One of the audio checks I've heard over the many
             | conventions I've volunteered for is "Ice Ice Icicles, Cue
             | Cue Cuticles, Test... Test... Testicles" with the final
             | word pronounced like Hercules.
        
               | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
               | [sigh]
               | 
               | Now all I can think of is, "of course, you'll be playing
               | the part of Sans Testicles."
        
           | cratermoon wrote:
           | I have this one baked into my dummy data:
           | 
           | Ralf Kramden 1060 W. Addision Chicago IL 60613 United States
        
           | jszymborski wrote:
           | I usually use Adele Dazeem as in [0]
           | 
           | [0] https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/adele-dazeem-idina-
           | menz...
        
           | pluies wrote:
           | Caterina Fake, co-founder of Flickr, famously had issues with
           | IT systems:                 Tim: There're so many places we
           | could start, but in the process of doing homework for this, I
           | found mentioned, and I wanted to do a fact check on this, of
           | you having plane tickets automatically cancelled, and other
           | issues related to your last name. Is that accurate? Did those
           | things actually happen?            Caterina Fake: This has
           | happened to me many times, in fact. And I discovered that it
           | was actually the systems at KLM and Northwest that would
           | throw my ticket out, my last name being "Fake." And I have
           | missed flights and have spent way too many hours with
           | customer service trying to fix this problem. Here's another
           | thing too, is that I was unable for the first two years of
           | Facebook to make an account there also. And probably  all of
           | my relatives.
           | 
           | https://tim.blog/2019/02/21/the-tim-ferriss-show-
           | transcripts...
        
             | BurningFrog wrote:
             | People named Null are also having struggles in the modern
             | world:
             | 
             | https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160325-the-names-
             | that-b...
        
               | MiddleEndian wrote:
               | lol so much data gets converted into strings at some
               | point when passed around. Definitely encountered systems
               | where you have to check for both null and "null"
        
             | adolph wrote:
             | This seems like a good spot for the link to @patio11's
             | "Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names"
             | So, as a public service, I'm going to list assumptions your
             | systems probably        make about names.  All of these
             | assumptions are wrong.  Try to make less of        them
             | next time you write a system which touches names.
             | 
             | https://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/17/falsehoods-
             | programmers-...
        
               | fuzzer371 wrote:
               | See, the issue is a lot of people have stupid names.
        
               | msla wrote:
               | I get what he's doing, but some of these are not
               | actionable:
               | 
               | > People's names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
               | 
               | So... what? What do I do with this? My program has to use
               | something to represent text, and since I fail to be a
               | large multinational consortium, I can't invent my own
               | character set and expect it to work.
               | 
               | Also:
               | 
               | > Confound your cultural relativism! People in my
               | society, at least, agree on one commonly accepted
               | standard for names.
               | 
               | This is pretty much true in countries with naming laws,
               | yes.
               | 
               | > People have names.
               | 
               | People in a database will have certain records which will
               | not be NULL. Whether you call one of those records a
               | 'name' outside the context of that database really isn't
               | my concern.
        
               | varun_ch wrote:
               | > Try to make less of them
        
           | rzzzt wrote:
           | Major Major Major from Catch-22?
        
           | lapetitejort wrote:
           | DOGE is going to delete Jon Tester [0] from the list of
           | historical senators
           | 
           | [0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Tester
        
         | sokoloff wrote:
         | There was a bank that wasn't happy with "Rich Bastard" being
         | used as dummy data but not being replaced in the mail merge,
         | resulting in a couple thousand of their wealthiest customers
         | getting a mailing with the salutation "Dear Rich Bastard,"
         | 
         | https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dear-rich-bastard/
        
           | daveslash wrote:
           | I learned a long time ago to be very careful with mock,
           | dummy, or test data.... because some people will just push
           | anything to prod, take screenshots during your demo and paste
           | it into the official documentation... you name it.
           | 
           | I was giving a demo on how to set up multiple computers in a
           | federated setup using Active Directory, ADFS, etc... I had
           | about 5 VMs named things like Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Boomhauer,
           | Bill, and a test user HHill, 123 Rainy Street, Arlen, TX --
           | someone screenshotted and took notes during the demo and now
           | that's in some formal training somewhere material.
           | Thankfully, it's all internal.
           | 
           | When I and doing dev work and I need an available port, just
           | any port, I use 666 -- because it's never used by anything
           | and also _DOOM_. I gave a sprint demo and I used 660 instead
           | of 666 to demo that the customer can specify the port number
           | of screen X. Someone put that in the internal and also
           | customer facing documentation... so now my company 's product
           | is default setup on 660, even thought it's completely user-
           | configurable. Thank God I didn't demo with 666...
        
             | ryandrake wrote:
             | I've never really understood developers' apparent need to
             | add cutesy stuff into their work product's test data,
             | variable names, easter eggs and so on. Adding this stuff is
             | all downside risk with no technical benefit that you can
             | explain in a written postmortem that will be read by your
             | boss's boss's boss.
             | 
             | I mean, I get the motivation: You're working on a boring,
             | dry, SeriousBusiness project, and have a creative itch that
             | needs to be scratched. We all have a nonzero desire for a
             | little joy and irreverence at work. But, man, scratch that
             | itch with hobby projects, not stuff that's going out into
             | the public! Or start a "wear a funny shirt day" at work or
             | something like that. I know this is unpopular and makes me
             | look like Debbie Downer, but our projects already have
             | enough technical risks without deliberately adding more.
        
               | kmoser wrote:
               | There's a saying: "Don't post anything online you
               | wouldn't want grandma to see." The developer equivalent
               | is "Don't use test data you wouldn't want the client [or
               | boss] to see." This also applies to variable names,
               | function names, and comments in code.
               | 
               | For a project that involved creating fake companies and
               | user records, I purposely choose to use characters from
               | Star Trek, Star Wars, and the Simpsons for each of the
               | different companies. They're whimsical, non-offensive,
               | and as an added bonus, if I see Homer Simpson listed
               | alongside James T. Kirk, I instantly know there's a data
               | integrity problem.
        
               | Tade0 wrote:
               | That last bit is the main reason why I use odd or
               | otherwise out of place test data[0]. Test data should
               | never leak into production. Ideally there should be no
               | means of that happening.
               | 
               | [0] Recent example: tissue sample, species: dog, tissue
               | type: bone. Valid combination, just not present anywhere
               | in prod.
        
               | Atreiden wrote:
               | If dummy data ever proposes a "technical risk" to your
               | projects, I might argue you're using the term wrong.
               | 
               | Variable names are different, and I'll give you that, but
               | creating humorous dummy data in lower environments
               | shouldn't ever be an issue. Injecting a little fun
               | legitimately helps overcome despair, and the harder and
               | more difficult your project/company is, the more it needs
               | a dose of lightheartedness.
               | 
               | No matter what the scrum boards that reduce us to story
               | points say, we're all human beings. When everything is
               | very high stakes, you're in a perpetual state of fight or
               | flight. It's literally physiologically bad for you.
               | Blowing off steam helps.
               | 
               | As a test of our new Sev1 alerting system, I created a
               | phony alert "The hordes of Mordor are descending upon our
               | data center".
               | 
               | It was well received by the team.
        
               | yallpendantools wrote:
               | > not stuff that's going out into the public!
               | 
               | Well, the problem is, in almost all the examples here so
               | far, said stuff was not meant to go out into the public.
               | If your customers end up seeing your product's test data
               | and---heavens above!---variable names, there is an
               | organizational issue that needs to be addressed, cutesy
               | stuff or no cutesy stuff.
               | 
               | Also, isn't the point of QA testing just to throw all and
               | any data to your system? Would you rather have a system
               | that's tested against the eventuality that someone abuses
               | UTF-8 in a textbox or a full SeriousBusiness system with
               | zero whimsy and cutesy stuff? Someone's whimsy cutesy
               | stuff is someone else's street address.
               | 
               | I think you just put a finger on why I absolutely loathe
               | SeriousBusiness Banking Software: they were designed,
               | implemented, and tested in a vacuum that even normal
               | users end up putting a toe out of line that just breaks
               | the assumptions of the spec. You have to be extremely
               | average down to your name to peacefully coexist with
               | them.
        
         | mattkevan wrote:
         | When designing, the standard practice is to use Lorem Ipsum -
         | sort of mangled Latin that works like normal text but is very
         | recognisable. This backfired once when I did a website for the
         | Jesuits - the feedback they gave was that the design looks good
         | but they were all baffled by the text and could I do something
         | about it please.
         | 
         | I'd not considered that they might be the only client where
         | everyone was fluent in Latin.
        
           | Ichthypresbyter wrote:
           | Reminds me of the Catholic friend who once told me that he
           | had done IT support for every Catholic religious order with a
           | presence in the city where he lived, except two.
           | 
           | The Carthusians didn't use computers, and the Jesuits didn't
           | need his help.
        
         | Cthulhu_ wrote:
         | I've seen too many stories of placeholder text ending up in
         | production... so I better make it worthwhile and include some
         | Lovecraft quotes [0] because everyone needs more gibbering,
         | cyclopean, eldritch adjectives in their lives.
         | 
         | [0] https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft
        
           | kevinmgranger wrote:
           | Rust had something similar: https://github.com/rust-
           | lang/rust/issues/13871
        
         | RajT88 wrote:
         | A friend of mine uses a scraped list of heavy metal band names
         | for QA testing how well systems deal with weird characters.
         | 
         | He is, himself, a weird character.
        
         | WorldMaker wrote:
         | I'm a big fan of using Emoji for names of test/dummy users. It
         | helps test your application and dev stack's end-to-end Unicode
         | compliance. It is less likely to conflict with real data (so
         | far as I'm aware we haven't yet seen children born named with
         | emoji, though that is likely a matter of time). It is often
         | very visibly test data that stands out. But also and maybe more
         | important, you can have fun with it.
        
         | registeredcorn wrote:
         | We had a Dev environment that showed a doge meme on the auth
         | page that had been there for like...7 years or something? "So
         | auth. Much secure. Wow." etc.
         | 
         | Every other environment had standard boiler plate corporate
         | logo + whatever product name. We kept the meme stuff in Dev
         | just so you could be _visually reminded_ , "Oh right, this is
         | the crazy broken one."
         | 
         | Queue 7 years later, an emergency where we just _had_ to
         | impress a new client with a demo of how the product would work.
         | And of course, the only thing that was really in a semi-ready
         | state...was Dev. We couldn 't move it over to a different one
         | for some stupid reason or another.
         | 
         | Number one comment after the demo? "This looks _very_
         | unprofessional. We do not want a dog logo on the login page. Is
         | your team taking this seriously? "
        
       | cynicalsecurity wrote:
       | It actually distracts from reading. It feels as if the person
       | producing these papers hasn't even tried reading them themselves,
       | it's painful for the eyes. And what is this watermark even
       | supposed to protect from?
        
         | Llamamoe wrote:
         | Printing and photocopying? Because this could get really
         | unreadable really quick.
        
       | rootsudo wrote:
       | I get why furries are called that -- they're into human-animal
       | caricatures with fur.
       | 
       | What do you call someone who likes dragons? Scalies?
        
         | nicman23 wrote:
         | yep that is what they are calling themselves
        
           | senectus1 wrote:
           | They're not InDrag? :-D sorry, this is a silly subject
        
           | rootsudo wrote:
           | TIL and I didn't want to, sigh, Internet.
        
             | mukesh610 wrote:
             | Unintentionally discovering a thing you know you're going
             | to hate has got to be top 10 internet experiences.
        
               | some_furry wrote:
               | Hate's a strong word for this interaction.
        
             | toast0 wrote:
             | Don't ask a question you don't want answered :P
        
         | cess11 wrote:
         | People who are into dragons are furries, it's not a literal
         | term. Their furry subgroup is usually called scalies, which
         | besides dragons and snakes include people who are into things
         | like salamanders and other amphibians.
         | 
         | I'm under the impression that such taxonomies are less
         | important to these in-groups than whether you're just into the
         | aesthetic or get off on it sexually as well.
        
           | JCattheATM wrote:
           | Disney movies and 80s cartoons with talking animals really
           | created a whole new subculture.
        
             | seabass-labrax wrote:
             | It certainly didn't start with 80s cartoons -
             | anthropomorphized depictions of animals feature among the
             | oldest written works. Aesop's Fables are 2500 years old,
             | and the geographic dispersal of similar stories indicates
             | that they originate even further back than that.
        
             | cess11 wrote:
             | Austin Osman Spare did it earlier than that, as did some of
             | the old greeks and others.
        
         | colpabar wrote:
         | Fun fact: there are also "therians", which are people who truly
         | believe they are part/all animal.
        
           | vegadw wrote:
           | I'm a furry (Been for ~10 years, actually going to a big con
           | in a week) but not a Therian. I too sometimes find some of
           | the Therians a bit, uh, eccentric. But I think it's worth
           | clarifying that _most_ (I think) don 't _literally_ believe
           | themselves to be part animal or werewolves or whatever, I
           | think it 's usually a spiritual thing, where they so strongly
           | identify with the animal that it's part of how they act and
           | see themselves.
           | 
           | I, personally, find that actually more understandable (as
           | someone that isn't in the group) than I do, say, most
           | religions and their belief in a higher power. That's not to
           | in an attempt to offend or belittle either group (or the
           | overlap, religious Therians), just a view from my particular
           | perspective where it's really no more strange than anything
           | else people do. If it makes them happy, lets them connect
           | with others, etc. who am I to judge?
           | 
           | There are, of course, outliers that literally believe
           | themselves to be shapeshifters or whatever, but, okay? As
           | long as its not impacting their day-to-day too much, many of
           | them are still probably mentally more healthy than a lot of
           | other people.
        
             | lilyball wrote:
             | Speaking as a trans therian, being a therian is kind of
             | like being trans, except there's no cross-species HRT, and
             | even fewer people will be willing to respect your identity.
             | 
             | It is really hard to actually describe what this means,
             | though. What's the actual distinction between "they so
             | strongly identify with the animal" and "they are the
             | animal, trapped in a human body"? Is it just the desire to
             | tell us "ok but you know you really are human, right?" I
             | know my body is a human body, I know my DNA is human DNA,
             | but that doesn't say anything about the mind inside this
             | body, the concept of self. What I experience can best be
             | described by a thought experiment: imagine that, through
             | some magic spell, an animal was put into the body of a
             | human and had to learn how to fit in to human society. What
             | would that animal be feeling after all that? Probably the
             | same way I feel.
             | 
             | Ultimately though, it doesn't really matter how one tries
             | to describe this. None of the descriptions will be
             | sufficiently accurate. But what matters is that treating me
             | as the animal whose identity I claim makes me happy, and it
             | doesn't harm anyone.
        
               | pwdisswordfishd wrote:
               | Have you read "What Is It Like to Be a Bat?" by
               | philosopher Thomas Nagel?
        
         | RiverCrochet wrote:
         | My cousin is a furry, and she has the following the say about
         | it:
         | 
         | 'You still use the term furry, really. "Furry" has become an
         | wide umbrella term used for artwork featuring fictional
         | anthropomorphized animals and tends to cover any species - so
         | this would include fur-less animals such as reptiles,
         | amphibians, birds, and even insects.
         | 
         | "Scalie" is used to describe art/characters featuring
         | anthropomorphized reptilies and dragons. Fans of them would
         | still be furries tho.'
        
       | demarq wrote:
       | The whole point of a judicial process is to make judgments on the
       | merit of a case not personal prejudice.
       | 
       | What if someone comes to court wearing tattoos are they more
       | guilty?
        
         | speerer wrote:
         | I want to make two observations here.
         | 
         | First, the order being reported is made against the lawyer, not
         | against the lawyer's client - And it is in order not to do this
         | in future. So, while your observation is good I think the
         | conclusion you draw from it doesn't follow.
         | 
         | Secondly, one aspect of your good point is that arguments are
         | filed in a very plain format. The point being that the format
         | does not detract from the message. In this case, the format
         | heavily detracts from the message. Have you seen the PDF? It's
         | absolutely nuts. I hope he doesn't turn up to court wearing a
         | dragon mask.
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | > First, the order being reported is made against the lawyer,
           | not against the lawyer's client...
           | 
           | I suspect the client will be billed for the revisions,
           | though.
        
         | gambiting wrote:
         | And as the court pointed out, it's hard to judge the merit of
         | the case when you're distracted by a huge purple dragon when
         | reading the legal document.
         | 
         | It's the same reason why you can't send documents written in
         | yellow font on a blue background - technically not against the
         | rules, but no judge will suffer through reading it.
         | 
         | >>What if someone comes to court wearing tattoos are they more
         | guilty?
         | 
         | Obviously you can just choose not to watermark the document,
         | tattoos cannot be removed that easily. And yes, there are
         | various situations where you'd be asked to cover your tattoo if
         | it was inappropriate for the situation too.
        
           | toast0 wrote:
           | > It's the same reason why you can't send documents written
           | in yellow font on a blue background - technically not against
           | the rules, but no judge will suffer through reading it.
           | 
           | Using those particular color choices might not actually be
           | suffering. It used to be a desirable color combination for
           | word processing. I don't know if judges tend to review
           | pleadings on screen or on paper though. On paper, black on
           | white would be preferred, of course (unless the court had
           | blue legal paper to print on)
        
         | _bin_ wrote:
         | Lawyers are held to different standards of professional conduct
         | than defendants. This also makes it much harder to read.
        
           | demarq wrote:
           | I see what you are saying about there being different
           | standards.
           | 
           | I would follow up with, if the shoe was on the other foot, do
           | you believe that a lawyer with tattoos and or purple hair
           | should be allowed to practice?
           | 
           | We may never agree? But I think that we should be more
           | tolerant of individuality than prejudice.
        
             | demarq wrote:
             | I change my mind. A tattoo is individuality, a purple
             | dragon on a client document is not an appropriate place to
             | express that.
        
             | Zetaphor wrote:
             | You're comparing a person's appearance to the formatting of
             | a legal document. Nobody is talking about the physical
             | appearance of the attorney.
             | 
             | There is procedure and standards in document filing for a
             | reason, this is more difficult to read than a white
             | background.
        
             | _bin_ wrote:
             | I disagree with the way the bar associations are currently
             | constructed as state-sanctioned monopolies. Since they're
             | technically the ones who determine who is "allowed to
             | practice", that's a hard question to answer.
             | 
             | I'd be comfortable establishing a stronger dress code for
             | courtrooms - wear business casual or some such - but dyed
             | hair and tattoos aren't easily fixable mistakes if you get
             | called to court, so they have to be permitted for at least
             | the defendant. For attorneys, it's probably fine to say
             | that those with purple hair and tattoos can practice but
             | not appear in a courtroom to represent a client. They can
             | prep and file a patent but not represent you in a trial.
             | That is, of course, if most people would hire an attorney
             | with purple hair and tattoos. I would not do that unless I
             | wanted to somehow get the death penalty for a speeding
             | ticket.
        
               | int_19h wrote:
               | A friend of mine is a lawyer with numerous tattoos, and
               | it didn't preclude him from successfully representing his
               | clients in court.
               | 
               | He's also a USMC veteran. Stereotypes can be funny like
               | that.
        
               | rascul wrote:
               | I don't like the idea that one should be excluded from
               | doing a type of work because of something arbitrary like
               | hair color or skin markings.
        
               | rblatz wrote:
               | If you were facing the death penalty would you pick a
               | lawyer with purple hair and face tattoos to defend you?
        
               | jolux wrote:
               | I would if they were the best lawyer available? Their
               | personal appearance is going to be pretty far down my
               | list of concerns. See also Taleb's Surgeon Paradox:
               | https://medium.com/incerto/surgeons-should-notlook-like-
               | surg...
        
               | _bin_ wrote:
               | The point is this might work for a surgeon but does not
               | for an attorney. There are enough jurors who would be
               | strongly biased against anyone arguing before them with
               | purple hair and tattoos that it's exceedingly unlikely
               | anyone with such an appearance ever could rise to the top
               | of his field.
               | 
               | This would also be true in e.g. M&A. Even if Cravath's
               | fieriest new partner looked like that I'd hesitate to
               | hire him. Patent law might be an exception, but if I
               | needed to actually go to court, WilmerHale's top guy
               | would still be a liability. Even in a bench trial the
               | judge could see it as disrespectful or look down on my
               | representation because of it. You see my meaning here?
               | 
               | On the table, the surgeon's appearance has little or
               | nothing to do with his ability; in court, a lawyer's
               | appearance can be crucial.
        
               | rascul wrote:
               | I wouldn't be opposed to it, but I wouldn't select based
               | such traits.
        
               | _bin_ wrote:
               | Except those are choices they made knowing full well the
               | consequences. Here's what people miss: _the fact that it
               | 's a social norm is reason to care, not reason to ignore
               | it._
               | 
               | If you were a brilliant lawyer strongly committed to your
               | craft, you would not get tattoos or dye your hair purple.
               | The reason is simple: too many people would see it and
               | think less of you. As such, it makes you less able to
               | effectively defend your clients. When your job involves
               | appealing to society on behalf of someone, you do not
               | make a middle finger to that same society an immutable
               | part of your appearance unless you are very thoughtless,
               | also not a characteristic I want in a attorney.
               | 
               | There's also the fact that law, more than most
               | disciplines, is premised on adherence to old, old forms
               | of tradition and ritual. In britain they still wear
               | powdered wigs, for goodness' sake. The law still uses
               | Latin terms though it's decades to centuries since
               | educated men learned it in school. Our legal tradition in
               | America is old, with Common Law in some ways tracing back
               | to William the Conqueror. The other major legal tradition
               | on which I've read, Justinian's Codex and its evolution
               | into the Napoleonic Code, dates back to the 500s AD.
               | Discarding old customs, even if you think them outmoded,
               | trampling social niceties because you find them outmoded,
               | is a really bad sign for a capable attorney.
        
             | filoleg wrote:
             | > I would follow up with, if the shoe was on the other
             | foot, do you believe that a lawyer with tattoos and or
             | purple hair should be allowed to practice?
             | 
             | Yes, they should be allowed to practice, because a lawyer's
             | tattoos and purple hair do not have anything to do with
             | court documents and readability of those. Exceptions
             | obviously apply, as not all tattoos are created equal, and
             | having a visible gang-affiliation tattoo or a tattoo saying
             | "cop killer" (which actually happened, but to a defendant)
             | might be problematic as a lawyer.
             | 
             | Here is an analogy that might help: my employer might not
             | care if someone communicates in offtopic employee chats
             | using gifs and emojis, but I can easily see an employee
             | getting fired for doing the same thing either to an
             | external customer or in cross-org sev 0 incident threads.
        
         | orbital-decay wrote:
         | I don't see how the order is making anyone more or less guilty.
         | 
         | Judicial process historically has a certain seriousness flair
         | and a code of conduct based on it. Making fun of the judge or
         | the court of law is a quick way go get removed from the process
         | or fined, or even jailed. As well as performing marketing
         | stunts like this.
        
         | bmacho wrote:
         | > The whole point of a judicial process is to make judgments on
         | the merit of a case not personal prejudice.
         | 
         | And specifying the style of something that they are able to
         | change easily helps that.
        
         | throwawaycities wrote:
         | All courts have local rules or even standing orders governing
         | filings and pleadings - from case styling formatting,
         | font/size, spacing, max pages, ect... Federal district courts
         | are not places to flaunt rules of the court or court orders.
         | 
         | Beyond that lawyers are governed by state bars and rules of
         | professional conduct -- as an example the Florida bar has taken
         | action against an attorney that used to advertise himself as a
         | "pitbull."
         | 
         | Regarding tattoos courts have rules of decorum, which generally
         | cover appropriate dress/attire in the courtroom. As far as
         | tattoos, I've been to thousands of hearings and can give a
         | single anecdote. It was a drug possession case and the
         | defendant was allowed to transfer their case from circuit
         | felony to drug court - basically allowing completion of drug
         | classes while on kind of pretrial probation in exchange for
         | either a nolle pros (dismissal) or withhold of adjudication.
         | The drug court judge gave the defendant a hard time at this
         | initial hearing over having a drug molecule tattooed on their
         | neck - questioning if drug court was a good fit for someone the
         | seemingly was pretty committed to drugs (based on the neck
         | tat). The drug court judge can see a hundred or more defendants
         | a day, they've seen it all and aren't passing judgement, its
         | just that their experience allows them to read people extremely
         | well and they had legitimate concerns because getting in
         | trouble in drug court can result in automatic conviction of the
         | original charge + having to deal with any new charge.
         | 
         | A rule of thumb professionalism and decorum go a long way in
         | court - this attorney could be decent, but as a potential
         | client any lawyer using a gimmicky dragon in a suit in their
         | paperwork should probably raise some red flags for you.
        
         | DocTomoe wrote:
         | In fact, in many societies, tattoos are considered a sign of
         | low status, affiliation with lower class (which tends to get
         | harsher sentences) and/or criminal activity, and may -
         | consciously or subconsciously - lead to worse outcomes in
         | trials.[1]
         | 
         | Just tattoo 'cop killer' on your forehead and see if they give
         | you parole.
         | 
         | [1] https://bpb-
         | us-w2.wpmucdn.com/voices.uchicago.edu/dist/f/305...
        
         | StefanBatory wrote:
         | > What if someone comes to court wearing tattoos are they more
         | guilty?
         | 
         | Unfortunately, it's true - that's how it will be seen. :(
        
         | bluGill wrote:
         | > What if someone comes to court wearing tattoos are they more
         | guilty?
         | 
         | That question is for the jury to decide for better and worse.
         | There are lots of good points to a jury trial which is why free
         | societies usually (always?) have them in some form. However one
         | downside is you will once in a while get someone on the jury
         | who judges you not on the facts of the case but on things that
         | shouldn't matter.
         | 
         | Overall it is still better than the alternatives in my opinion,
         | but it does mean you need to figure out what your local
         | cultures are and avoid offending them (note cultures is plural
         | - figure out them all).
        
       | userbinator wrote:
       | The hosting company iFastNet uses a green and yellow dragon,
       | which is what came to mind when I read the title, despite it
       | being nearly 2 decades since I had anything to do with them, so I
       | think this is definitely a marketing stunt of some sort.
        
       | zahrc wrote:
       | Any image in this position would be distracting.
       | 
       | However, I have never understood notions like this: "it is
       | juvenile and impertinent. The Court is not a cartoon"
       | 
       | Is like my great grandpa scolding us at the dinner table for
       | laughing and talking.
        
         | speerer wrote:
         | If he laughed and talked in court over the judge, he would also
         | be scolded.
        
         | cess11 wrote:
         | The court is not a homely dinner between citizens, it's the
         | pinnacle of state power and a place where people are judged by
         | it. Even if the court would always be just and fair it would
         | still be a place of tragedy and suffering for many of the
         | participants.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | A judge has the power to (effectively or actually) end
         | someone's life. I am very glad this responsibility is taken
         | seriously. As an adult I'm sick of memes and childish
         | "stickers" etc everywhere as it is. It certainly doesn't belong
         | in a court.
        
         | Sharlin wrote:
         | It's just as terrible as a lawyer submitting a document written
         | in a totally inappropriate register, like street slang littered
         | with vulgar phrases. There's a time and a place for cartoon
         | dragons. A court of law is neither. If you don't understand
         | why, maybe it's time for you to learn a thing or two about
         | human communication.
        
         | thinkingemote wrote:
         | > Is like my great grandpa scolding us at the dinner table for
         | laughing and talking
         | 
         | It's more like a non-familial, formal dinner setting. Think
         | about a job interview where the CEO and interviewer take you
         | and another interviewee to dinner in a fancy restaurant. You
         | turn up in jeans and sneakers with your buddy and you laugh and
         | crack jokes together, the other interviewee turns up in smart
         | clothes and talks soberly. In a few cases (and perhaps only
         | seen in Holywood movies about the American Dream) the CEO may
         | love the irreverence and impertinence and see it as a strength
         | and sign of strong individuality, in almost all cases the
         | bosses will not appreciate it and you will not get a job. Great
         | grandpa loves you, the boss at your place of work doesn't.
        
           | saagarjha wrote:
           | Surely you are aware that a lot of the people on this site
           | interview in their jeans
        
             | fc417fc802 wrote:
             | If the CEO invites you to dinner at a high end restaurant
             | hopefully you change into something a bit nicer.
        
               | saagarjha wrote:
               | I'm sorry to disappoint
        
               | JCattheATM wrote:
               | No reason for disappointment, but you likely won't be
               | invited back.
        
               | kstrauser wrote:
               | Um, this is highly region dependent. If it were a hot
               | day, I would be comfortable interviewing with a CEO in
               | nice shorts and a clean t-shirt, and fully expect that
               | they'd dress similarly.
        
               | fc417fc802 wrote:
               | The example wasn't just "an interview" it was "a high end
               | restaurant" but TBF the outcome is indeed highly
               | dependent on both region and the personal preference of
               | the CEO.
        
               | throwaway314155 wrote:
               | While the metaphor they chose may conflict with your
               | personal experiences, you should still be able to do a
               | good-faith reading of it and realize the underlying
               | point.
               | 
               | But nah, probably better to nitpick over the details.
               | 
               | Would it make more sense if it was a funeral instead? A
               | wedding?
        
               | gopher_space wrote:
               | The metaphor is perfect. Access and outcome depend on
               | your ability to acquire and maintain a suit/lawyer,
               | including knowing where and when to deploy.
        
               | orly01 wrote:
               | I agree that the metaphor is good. The point is
               | understood. However, the specific clothes that are
               | considered OK in one context ore another are always
               | changing and based in criteria that most of the time
               | makes no sense.
        
               | ecb_penguin wrote:
               | He's in jeans too
        
               | some_furry wrote:
               | Y'all are wearing pants??
        
               | ben_w wrote:
               | New boss: "Why are you wearing a dragon fursuit?"
               | 
               | Candidate: "Dress for the job you want"
               | 
               | Boss: "Hired! Welcome to Fort Knox"
        
               | alabastervlog wrote:
               | Blazer and jeans, of course.
        
           | watwut wrote:
           | I would say that job interview in the fancy restaurant is the
           | first "unprofessional" step in this chain. The place to
           | conduct serious interviews is called the office.
        
             | kstrauser wrote:
             | For higher tier jobs, the setting can be wherever looks
             | good. I've met and been hired by CTOs at a local coffee
             | shop and an Indian buffet. Nothing about a meeting room in
             | an office is more conducive to an interview than a shaded
             | patio with a nice chai.
        
             | bluGill wrote:
             | At my company when we bring you onsite for an interview
             | takes you to lunch. The person who takes you to lunch is
             | not allowed to talk to the people making the hiring
             | decisions. You can thus talk about whatever you want. It is
             | a relaxing situation where you can safely press about what
             | work is like. If you talk about something that in an
             | interview is illegal (likely family) it doesn't matter
             | because that person doesn't have a say on if you are hired.
             | 
             | (I encourage anyone who does interviewing to have a similar
             | policy - if someone flys in to talk to you that means you
             | are buying them meals anyway. Ensuring there is time to
             | talk about things that might or might not matter is
             | important)
             | 
             | For engineers we wouldn't go to a fancy restaurant. However
             | I'd expect executives probably would.
        
         | gonzus wrote:
         | In all honesty, would you hire this dude as YOUR lawyer?
        
           | prepend wrote:
           | He's not experienced in this court to know what the judge
           | likes and dislikes.
           | 
           | I've found it helpful to use lawyers who know the courts and
           | people of the courts where my case is going to take place.
        
         | bityard wrote:
         | Courts deal with serious life-changing issues and everyone
         | involved in a court case is expected behave seriously. In fact,
         | that is literally the primary role of the judge. And why judges
         | are famously strict on procedure, demeanor, and the overall
         | decorum of the courtroom. This is the only thing that prevents
         | your average court case from turning into an episode of Jerry
         | Springer.
        
         | advisedwang wrote:
         | The legal system relies on an sense of awe. Gavels, neo-
         | classical buildings, wigs, elevated benches, latin and yes
         | formality in documents are all just ways to build and maintain
         | that awe.
        
         | jeroenhd wrote:
         | If this was a small claims court over a $100 garden fence post
         | being broken, maybe. An annoying distraction, for sure, and
         | unprofessional for someone who's supposed to take your case
         | seriously, but little harm done.
         | 
         | This is about a woman whose entire life hangs in the balance. A
         | higher standard of care and professionalism is expected.
         | 
         | Plus, depending on where you live, judges may decide to hand
         | out punishments for whatever power-tripping reasons they see
         | fit. There have been plenty of videos online of judges handing
         | out sentences to (black) people for not responding in whatever
         | the American version of the Queen's English is. It's an
         | absolutely fucked up system, but when you're operating in such
         | a system, an appropriate amount of fear and respect for the
         | judge is necessary.
         | 
         | You can play games with the court in your own time, but don't
         | risk your clients' lives because you feel compelled to add your
         | stupid mascot to official documents.
        
         | low_tech_love wrote:
         | The judge is right, but unfortunately there is no easy way to
         | handle it. Right now, effectively, what he did was give JAKELAW
         | the free advertisement that he wanted to get when he submitted
         | the document in the first place. Hell even I have memorised his
         | phone number. That was not a watermark, that is intentionally
         | put there to annoy and distress the reader so it becomes news.
         | He knows his audience and played all his cards right. Gaslit
         | the judge, put the judge in a situation where he has to be the
         | "bad" guy (even though he's right), and has even earned some
         | leverage to criticize the system as being frivolous.
         | 
         | And to be honest we can waste our time indefinitely trying to
         | argue the meta here that "maybe Jake is not that bad", and let
         | him catch us on his gaslighting trap, but the truth is that
         | yes, he is the asshole playing with people's lives, not the
         | judge.
        
       | dheera wrote:
       | Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8
        
       | brumar wrote:
       | > that plaintiff shall not file any other documents with the
       | cartoon dragon or other inappropriate content
       | 
       | Formal answers to goofiness (voluntary or not) will always amuse
       | me.
        
       | perihelions wrote:
       | - _" The whole story would be far more humorous were it not from
       | a case in which Perrone represented a woman who claims that she
       | nearly died after being incarcerated and not given proper medical
       | care. Perrone must now refile his complaint in that case--without
       | the cartoon dragon."_
       | 
       | That should be more offensive than cartoons. In a just world.
       | 
       | It's not as if the victim had the luxury of many choices of law
       | firms, or any capacity to oversee their work. Their access to
       | legal services is presumably similar to their access to medical
       | care. There's nothing amusing about this outcome. It's seriously
       | depressing that "the coked-up cartoon-dragoon attorney" is the
       | best representation that person, in their helpless situation, was
       | able to navigate to.
        
         | jbverschoor wrote:
         | The world has gone from substance to optics. You see it in
         | every industry or field.
        
           | lores wrote:
           | Heh, optics have been important since the dawn of man, and
           | probably even before. Ziggurats are all about optics, and so
           | are mating displays. A cynic might say "more important", but
           | that's hard to ascertain.
        
             | cornhole wrote:
             | people say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but
             | first impressions are everything
        
               | Tronno wrote:
               | "Don't let a shallow first impression affect your deeper
               | judgement, but expect others to let it affect theirs."
        
               | seanw444 wrote:
               | Has a nice ring to it
        
           | potato3732842 wrote:
           | And somehow along the way every institution seems to have
           | forgotten the meaning of the phrase "even the appearance of
           | impropriety".
        
           | vkou wrote:
           | The legal system, for _millienia_ , has always been a
           | hodgepodge of very peculiar and esoteric rules about both
           | substance _and_ optics.
           | 
           | That's why lawyers exist, by the way. Outside of small claims
           | court, laymen aren't equipped to navigate it without stepping
           | on every possible rake imaginable.
        
         | eadmund wrote:
         | > That should be more offensive than cartoons. In a just world.
         | 
         | If the complaint is true, then yes it _is_ offensive and the
         | results will be more serious than being required to refile the
         | complaint without the watermark. The process of determining if
         | the complaint is true or not _is_ the justice system.
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | Yes. Now probably a couple dozen people are going to
           | collectively spend thousands of hours going over the
           | complaint. The watermark issue is indeed just a sideshow by
           | comparison.
           | 
           | The posts on this HN story demonstrate exactly the point the
           | judge is trying to make. This sort of optics issue looms so
           | large in human brains that it is indeed generating
           | accusations that the court case is not being taken seriously
           | because the court must obviously be spending all of its
           | attention on this visually appealing story, even though in
           | the grand scheme of things it is a tiny fraction of just the
           | effort that will be spent on this case overall. Justice must
           | not just be just, it must be _seen_ to be just, and this sort
           | of behavior is an impossibly attractive nuisance for people.
           | Even those defending the picture are still being sucked into
           | a sideshow.
        
           | timewizard wrote:
           | The court does not deal in "truth." It deals in civil cases
           | with "more likely than not" or in criminal cases "beyond a
           | reasonable doubt."
           | 
           | It's also why the court prefers that people settle with each
           | other outside of court processes. The court is a brutal
           | cudgel. It has exceptional power to change outcomes but this
           | use is almost never the ideal outcome for anyone involved.
        
         | potato3732842 wrote:
         | To a normal person, sure. But the legal system ruins lives and
         | deals in ruined lives every day. They don't blink twice at that
         | stuff. A cartoon dragon on the other hand...
        
           | lupusreal wrote:
           | The formality of the process helps them keep their conscious
           | clear. Attacking the formality of the process therefore
           | threatens them.
        
             | lolinder wrote:
             | The watermark is actively distracting from the enormously
             | important work of reading the complaint in detail. This
             | isn't a question of formality for formality's sake, it's a
             | question of ensuring that the processes run smoothly so
             | that justice can be done.
        
               | exe34 wrote:
               | If he studied enough for law school and was able to work
               | in a court for years before becoming a judge, I would
               | assume his ADHD is under control and he is not that
               | easily distracted.
        
               | jacobgkau wrote:
               | Consciously, sure, but with some studies saying judges
               | tend to rule differently on similar cases based on
               | whether it's before or after lunchtime, do you really
               | want to introduce more subliminal variables like
               | decorations into the legal process?
        
               | lupusreal wrote:
               | The influence of cartoon dragons probably don't come
               | close the influence of judges and lawyers talking to each
               | other about what schools they went to, what country clubs
               | they belong to, etc.
               | 
               | The breech of formality isn't being turned into a big
               | deal because it might bias case outcomes; in that regard
               | it's a rounding error washed out by innumerable more
               | substantial sources of bias. It's being made into a big
               | deal because formality is the wall between outcomes of
               | cases and feelings of personal culpability for the people
               | who are involved in that process. All of the formality
               | and decorum make it easier for judges and lawyers to
               | emotionally distance themselves from, very often, ruining
               | peoples' lives.
        
               | jacobgkau wrote:
               | Too many "rounding errors" adding up seems like a
               | reasonable justification for not allowing even seemingly
               | small sources of additional inconsistency. Slippery slope
               | and all that.
               | 
               | Also, just because the other potential sources of bias
               | you brought up exist doesn't mean new ones should be let
               | into the process. I wouldn't be against solutions to
               | remove the ones you mentioned. But I don't think you'd be
               | entirely convinced that just allowing cartoon dragons
               | would decrease bias by making people more empathetic.
        
             | SpicyLemonZest wrote:
             | This is really important to understand. Formality isn't an
             | arbitrary concept invented by old fogies, it's a
             | psychological hack we apply to convince people to _take
             | things seriously_. People really like joking around
             | [citation needed], so that 's hard to achieve. A lot of
             | people develop weird complexes about it, because there are
             | big gaps between otherwise close subcultures in what should
             | or shouldn't be taken seriously, but I hope nearly everyone
             | can agree that court proceedings are a serious matter.
        
             | jknoepfler wrote:
             | Formality is about preserving objectivity. You don't submit
             | papers to a peer-reviewed journal watermarked with a purple
             | dinosaur in a suit for the same reason you don't submit a
             | complaint to a court watermarked with a purple dinosaur in
             | a suit. Scientific publication (despite its many flaws) is
             | about the content of the publication. Everything else -
             | tone, style, grammatical nuance - is prescribed by a style
             | guide because it is otherwise irrelevant.
             | 
             | There are certainly bad judges that hide behind "the
             | authority vested in them by the court," but reductively
             | asserting that formality is about maintaining authority
             | misses the point (and the operating philosophy behind
             | creating a fair and impartial court) by a country mile.
        
           | perihelions wrote:
           | I remember reading a couple years back, when some judges in
           | Louisiana were exposed systematically discarding legal
           | petitions from incarcerated plaintiffs into trash cans,
           | without reading them. Totally nulled out any access to
           | courts, any possibility of justice, for thousands of people.
           | 
           | https://www.propublica.org/article/louisiana-judges-
           | ignored-... ( _" Louisiana Judges Systematically Ignored
           | Prisoners' Petitions Without Review"_ (2023))
           | 
           | It's the type of story that _sensitizes_ you to awareness of
           | the pattern.
           | 
           | That the victim in the OP story got access to an attorney of
           | any color--even dragon-purple--actually puts them above the
           | median.
        
             | hervature wrote:
             | Louisiana judges have their own rap sheet [1]. It is
             | curious that they are the only state that does not have
             | common law.
             | 
             | [1] - https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2016/09
             | /judges...
        
         | mark212 wrote:
         | the victim did have a choice of lawyers, far beyond a "luxury."
         | Don't know if you live in the US or not, but it's hard to avoid
         | personal injury attorney advertising in virtually every forum.
         | More specifically, there are 426 PI lawyers listed in the
         | Superlawyers directory for the Detroit area, and they claim to
         | only list the top 5% of practicing attorneys. The plaintiff
         | here could easily dump this guy and get someone else, for free,
         | especially this early in the lawsuit when the complaint has
         | just been filed.
        
           | dogmayor wrote:
           | This isn't a PI case and she couldn't "easily" get someone
           | else for free. Maybe you're thinking she could get an
           | attorney to take the case on a contingency basis, but that's
           | not "free."
        
         | pdabbadabba wrote:
         | The "outcome" is simply that the judge simply directed the
         | attorney to stop using the dragon watermark. Whats the problem?
         | 
         | And, by the way, I'd recommend a bit less credulity about this
         | kind of lawsuit. While there is no doubt that a lot of terrible
         | things happen in America's prisons, it is also extremely common
         | for inmates and former inmates to file exaggerated or even
         | frivolous claims about the conditions of their confinement.
         | It's understandable. Prisoners have a lot of time on their
         | hands and being incarcerated sucks even if your rights are not
         | actually being violated. Not saying which this is -- I have no
         | way of knowing. I'm just pointing out that it's a mistake to
         | take the allegations in a legal complaint at face value.
        
           | lupusreal wrote:
           | If a prisoner in America says they are being deprived of
           | adaquate medical care, it's safe (for people generally, not
           | the legal system) to assume it's true until proven otherwise.
           | 
           | Maybe they're healthy and are complaining about nothing, but
           | if they aren't healthy then it is almost certainly the case
           | that their medical care is substandard if it exists at all.
        
           | freejazz wrote:
           | >The "outcome" is simply that the judge simply directed the
           | attorney to stop using the dragon watermark. Whats the
           | problem?
           | 
           | I think the poster was trying to make the point that in a
           | "just" society, the story would be about how this individual
           | is in this position and only has the choice of this attorney,
           | and not instead about the purple dragon.
        
           | piker wrote:
           | Absolutely. Federal courts are filled with nonsense habeas
           | petitions by pro se plaintiffs claiming this exact kind of
           | stuff. The fact that this person managed to get
           | representation adds some credibility, but then we're also
           | here discussing how ridiculous that particular representation
           | has behaved.
        
           | bccdee wrote:
           | Why would they spend money on a frivolous case they have no
           | chance of winning? Lawyers, dragon or no, are expensive, and
           | people in prison don't exactly make money. Conversely, abuse
           | of prisoners is endemic in America. I find this all extremely
           | plausible.
        
         | mvdtnz wrote:
         | > That should be more offensive than cartoons. In a just world.
         | 
         | Has anyone at any point expressed otherwise? You're tilting at
         | windmills.
        
         | egypturnash wrote:
         | The coked-up _AI_ cartoon dragon attorney.
         | 
         |  _His website, which also features the purple dragon and a
         | bunch of busted links in the footer, says that the firm
         | "integrates AI to lower the cost of legal services."_
         | 
         | Hopefully this lawyer is making sure this AI isn't making up
         | the cases it's citing, which is a continuing problem:
         | https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ai+make+up+legal+cases
        
       | neilv wrote:
       | I used to put a diagonal light gray huge "DRAFT" across pages of
       | certain documents for which it was important that a working draft
       | not be interpreted as final.
       | 
       | What would've been a great use for the lawyer's dragon documents
       | would be to clearly mark incomplete/unapproved drafts, for
       | internal review only.
       | 
       | Because, obviously, there was no way that you would accidentally
       | submit a filing to the court with a huge purple cartoon dragon on
       | every page.
       | 
       | Depending on the lawyer's personality, a big purple dragon might
       | also double as lighthearted stress relief, when billing 12+ hours
       | a day, of high-stakes work.
        
         | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
         | Text watermarks can be a PITA when they cover the page and the
         | PDF reader prioritizes them for text selection rather than the
         | top layer text.
        
         | generationP wrote:
         | What about a header/footer saying "DRAFT" (ideally with the
         | date and other things that would perhaps not fit on a
         | watermark)?
        
         | low_tech_love wrote:
         | His business is called "Dragon Lawyers", his phone number is
         | JAKELAW, his main reason for using is because "people like
         | dragons" and his firm's goal is to "integrate AI to lower the
         | cost of legal services". I'm pretty sure this is not the guy
         | pulling his hair off for 12+ hours a day to make sure he is
         | doing it right.
        
           | crvdgc wrote:
           | Could be both, like Better Call Saul.
        
       | jillyboel wrote:
       | At least it wasn't a bad dragon.
        
         | morkalork wrote:
         | Well the judge thought it was a bad dragon!
        
       | arealaccount wrote:
       | Does purchased for $20 online imply the dragon is an NFT?
       | 
       | I bet the lawyer could flip it now if yes.
        
         | awkwardpotato wrote:
         | No? The concept of purchasing images online has existed long
         | before NFTs
        
       | cookingmyserver wrote:
       | Question - is watermarking legal filings even common? How about
       | the law firm logos in the footer?
        
         | duskwuff wrote:
         | No; this filing is very unusual. Typical practice is for legal
         | filings to be submitted in a standardized and very plain
         | format.
        
           | kccqzy wrote:
           | And that standardized and plain format is simply
           | typographically ugly.
           | 
           | The legal profession has done better. Just look at the
           | opinions from the Supreme Court. Single spaced, nice
           | typeface, good margin. Hallmarks of elegant typesetting and
           | optimized for readability. Why aren't legal filings
           | standardized based on this format?
        
       | impossiblefork wrote:
       | I think it's a mistake to have rules about filings. Maybe it's
       | distracting, but if the filing has been done, there should be no
       | reason for the court not to read it and make a decision based on
       | the text.
       | 
       | Procedure or order can't be more important than deciding cases.
        
         | voidfunc wrote:
         | Nah this is not the place to let folks get cutesy. If anything
         | the standards should be strict and uniform.
        
           | impossiblefork wrote:
           | Yes, the dragon is terrible and it's very inappropriate, but
           | someone can't behave sensibly may still be someone whose case
           | the courts must hear.
        
             | alwa wrote:
             | They're more than willing to hear the case. It's the
             | lawyer, not the complainant, who the court is chastising.
             | 
             | If anything, it scans like the court is concerned, like you
             | are, that this vulnerable person's case isn't being
             | presented with the seriousness it deserves.
        
               | impossiblefork wrote:
               | Yes, but if a filing is sensible they should not care. It
               | is reasonable to forbid further such filings, or require
               | it to be re-filed, but artificially delaying something
               | for the sake of seriousness or decorum is not to take it
               | seriously.
               | 
               | If it is a serious matter you deal with what you have.
        
         | striking wrote:
         | If you allow one person to get away with this, others may see
         | it as an invitation to do worse. Filings are often a matter of
         | immutable public record and it makes sense that there should be
         | rules as to what goes into them.
         | 
         | What is the act of deciding cases if not a carefully
         | constructed procedure meant to keep order? What is the harm of
         | telling a lawyer to try again, this time following the rules?
        
           | impossiblefork wrote:
           | You hear the case, however it's presented, and then you
           | decide.
           | 
           | In Swedish courts the court evaluates evidence as it likes.
           | If the judges and sort-of-half-judge-half-jury-Namdeman agree
           | that something can be concluded, then they're allowed to
           | conclude that.
           | 
           | Obviously procedure is useful, but hearing the complaint is
           | more important.
        
             | striking wrote:
             | It's not about procedure for procedure's sake. It's about
             | establishing a precedent that unnecessary content should be
             | left out, so that complaints are always conveyed and heard
             | sincerely.
        
         | smelendez wrote:
         | But it's simple enough to regenerate it without the watermark.
         | Also, if it's actively annoying the judge, it's in the lawyer
         | and client's best interest to fix it once and give the judge
         | time to clear his head instead of repeating the issue.
        
         | tjohns wrote:
         | All the court is asking the lawyer to do is to re-file without
         | the distracting formatting. It's not like they're throwing the
         | entire case out. It'll still get read.
         | 
         | It's also worth noting that the local rules for just about
         | every court prescribe document formatting - so it's not like
         | any of this should come as a _surprise_ to the attorney.
         | 
         | Putting this another way: If a professor tells you to submit an
         | essay in 12 pt Times New Roman, and you turn it in using 16 pt
         | Comic Sans - it's entirely within the professor's right to say
         | the formatting is so distracting that it makes their job
         | difficult and ask you to print out a revised version before
         | they'll grade it.
        
         | toast0 wrote:
         | Uniform formatting makes it easier to evaluate a case on the
         | text and not the formatting, though.
        
       | generationP wrote:
       | One day, someone will discover a use for across-the-page
       | watermarks that is not better handled by marginalia and makes up
       | for the loss in readability, copyability and compatibility with
       | graphics.
       | 
       | Until then, we'll be seeing this...
        
       | TechSquidTV wrote:
       | I find it disturbing that a judge has blocked the legal system
       | because they don't like a lawyer's logo.
        
         | ianferrel wrote:
         | They didn't, though. No one has lost access to the legal
         | system. They just said they had to resubmit without the
         | watermark on every page.
        
       | kebokyo wrote:
       | Gamers may be the most oppressed group of people... but I think
       | furries are a close second.
        
       | hluska wrote:
       | My dad said something a few years ago - we're all more interested
       | in being 'funny' and 'edgy' than acting like adults and getting
       | on with each other. The world has gotten very embarrassing.
        
         | F3nd0 wrote:
         | Did he ever specify what he meant by 'acting like adults'? I
         | can imagine a number of changes in attitude one might associate
         | with growing up, and I find a good part of them regrettable at
         | best.
        
       | jihadjihad wrote:
       | From the PDF linked in TFA:
       | 
       | > Respectfully submitted,                 DRAGON LAWYERS PC
       | 
       | I don't think the judge thought it was submitted all that
       | respectfully.
        
       | lowbloodsugar wrote:
       | If watermarks are thing, and the judge just doesn't like this one
       | because _he_ finds it disrespectful, that sounds like a first
       | amendment issue.
        
         | rexpop wrote:
         | Contempt findings are subject to the 1st amendment, but
         | criminal speech acts are not protected by the 1st amendment.
         | 
         | Arguably, the dragon exhibits a trespass against the dignity of
         | the court itself.
        
       | firefoxd wrote:
       | > I don't know what the big deal is. Lady Justice also has
       | scales.
       | 
       | This comment had me spitting my coffee. How do they even come up
       | with this.
        
       | goku12 wrote:
       | Wow! I thought the judge was overreacting. But that's one
       | extremely annoying watermark. I would demand the same, no matter
       | what I do for a living.
        
         | daveslash wrote:
         | It might be appropriate if you're a children's
         | cartoonist/artist and you're sending out proofs? But yeah, I
         | get your point and agree.
        
         | sbarre wrote:
         | There's a point in everyone's career where they think their
         | work is under constant threat of being stolen, copied,
         | repurposed or otherwise used in a manner that will "steal your
         | livelihood" or some thing..
         | 
         | Eventually you realize that a) no one cares, your work isn't
         | _that_ unique and valuable and b) if someone wants to use your
         | stuff, they will find a way..
         | 
         | The idea of a giant watermark behind text that can just be
         | scanned and OCR'ed anyways is this kind of silly.
        
           | kccqzy wrote:
           | I don't think that's true for the generation of people who
           | grew up with the internet. "Information ought to be free" was
           | ingrained into their systems. You either put something on the
           | internet and expect that people will want it for free, or you
           | don't put it on the internet and it's private.
        
             | sbarre wrote:
             | Of course, there are edge cases to any scenario.
        
       | fuzzer371 wrote:
       | Oh no! How dare someone have some fun
        
         | leptons wrote:
         | Courtrooms are not a place designed for "fun". If you're in
         | serious legal trouble you better hope your lawyer isn't there
         | to have "fun" and make it difficult for the judge to read about
         | your case.
        
       | mjgoeke wrote:
       | That's not a "watermark", keep it to 5% opacity. This is around
       | 13% and very distracting.
        
         | indrora wrote:
         | There's a color, gray95, that is the recommended black and
         | white color for watermarks in a few books I've read on the
         | topic. Honestly the best way to do it right is to ask the court
         | (politely) what their stated requirements for watermarking are
         | and if you get shrugs, you go for the bare minimum.
        
           | mark212 wrote:
           | there is no court where I have ever practiced that would
           | accept a watermark of any kind at whatever percentage or
           | color. And he didn't need to ask, it's right there in the
           | rules (state and local). Every court has extremely detailed
           | requirements for font, size, line spacing, line numbering,
           | color of cover for printed "chambers copies," size of
           | margins, how the name of the court should be set out and
           | where, and so on. Literally no excuse for this, he's lucky he
           | didn't get sanctioned
        
             | Tade0 wrote:
             | What a fascinating cultural difference. In my corner of the
             | world there's a Facebook page, the name of which translates
             | to "Half-assed court documents" and it showcases badly made
             | documents issued by courts.
        
       | apparent wrote:
       | Courts have all sorts of detailed requirements for briefs. They
       | specify font, size, spacing, etc. It is crazy that a lawyer
       | thought that this would pass muster.
        
       | OJFord wrote:
       | Is there a term for this (bad) style of writing or linguistic
       | device where you mention the thing ('purple dragon') in the
       | title/first paragraph and then really force a synonym in the
       | second?
       | 
       | > Federal Magistrate Judge Ray Kent of the Western District of
       | Michigan was unamused by a recent complaint (PDF) that
       | prominently featured the _aubergine wyrm_.
       | 
       | (Emphasis mine.)
        
         | Wingy wrote:
         | You could call it Elegant Variation:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elegant_variation
        
           | OJFord wrote:
           | Exactly that, thank you!
        
           | lilyball wrote:
           | In the case where it's rather forced, you could call it
           | Inelegant Variation instead.
        
         | prepend wrote:
         | Some people want to be artists but are journalists instead.
        
       | mmmlinux wrote:
       | These documents should all be processed through a computer to
       | sanitize anything that could be considered unique or specific
       | enough to identify anyone involved with the creation. some kind
       | of linter for court documents.
        
       | tedmcory77 wrote:
       | What if that is part of my religion?
        
       | crazygringo wrote:
       | The problem doesn't even seem to be the dragon.
       | 
       | The problem is you don't "watermark" court filings in the first
       | place.
       | 
       | That's generally not a thing. Court filings have strict
       | requirements around formatting. This isn't any different from
       | trying to file in Comic Sans or a 48-pt font.
       | 
       | Unfortunately this stunt is functioning as free publicity for
       | this firm, because it's getting written about...
        
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