[HN Gopher] The raccoons who made computer magazine ads great
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       The raccoons who made computer magazine ads great
        
       Author : coloneltcb
       Score  : 103 points
       Date   : 2025-04-22 13:06 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (technologizer.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (technologizer.com)
        
       | fullshark wrote:
       | Feeling cognitive dissonance given this is making me feel
       | nostalgic for advertising.
        
         | mamcx wrote:
         | True, before was cool to see the ads.
         | 
         | Now, skip all!
        
           | ToucanLoucan wrote:
           | Before they were FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
           | 
           | Like Christ. I wouldn't be as anti-ad as I am if it didn't
           | feel like I was being screeched at continuously from when I
           | wake to when I sleep to BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
        
         | ars wrote:
         | It's because they are simply advertising a product. It's the
         | "lifestyle" ads that people hate so much.
        
       | rideontime wrote:
       | The AI-generated raccoon in 2024 sure is a gut punch after seeing
       | the lovingly rendered art from yesteryear. Completely devoid of
       | the personality of the originals, even in the Christmas card, he
       | can only dream of living up to the standard they set.
        
         | mrob wrote:
         | There's an inconsistent mix of human hands and raccoon paws in
         | the same image. I thought diffusion models could do inpainting
         | of pre-existing images. If somebody actually cared they could
         | have picked one and erased and regenerated the other.
        
           | pfdietz wrote:
           | Perhaps the model was trained on too much furry art?
        
             | indrora wrote:
             | It wouldn't make that sort of mistake then.
        
               | mystified5016 wrote:
               | Furry art is not in any way consistent with the use of
               | human and animal anatomy. You'll absolutely see a mix of
               | paws and hands
        
           | gwern wrote:
           | If you mean https://i0.wp.com/technologizer.com/home/wp-
           | content/uploads/... It's definitely a weird image. The hands
           | are oddly accurate, and the geometry in the background is
           | also unusually straight and correct for a low-end corporate
           | 2024 Bing DALL-E or Stable Diffusion slop image. And in the
           | bottom image, the food is way too sharp, and the sci-fi text
           | UI is also way too accurate.
           | 
           | So I am suspicious something else is going on to produce the
           | overall uncanny effect of wrongness: possibly they used
           | Photoshop to paste on a bunch of unrelated images to some
           | low-quality stock-art backgrounds?
        
       | mjevans wrote:
       | Might be hugged to death, no current copies on archive.org or
       | archive.today :(
        
         | snozolli wrote:
         | It eventually loaded for me, which was a surprise.
        
         | KTibow wrote:
         | Archived now: https://archive.is/BxyNA
        
       | BambooBandit wrote:
       | "The point of the characters, it said, was to add 'a human touch
       | to high tech.'"
       | 
       | Something we need today, too
        
       | danielvf wrote:
       | It's buried deep in the article, but what made PC Connection
       | amazing was the shipping.
       | 
       | You could phone call a human in the wee hours of the morning, and
       | have it show up later that same day. Or pay only a little and
       | have it into two days. Compared to every other mail-order
       | retailer in the universe at the time, it was insane, to have such
       | selection and speed.
        
         | WillAdams wrote:
         | Yeah, apparently the warehouse which made this workable was in
         | Kingston, Tenn. adjacent to the FedEx Hub, so things could go
         | straight to the plane which was taking them to the FedEx
         | distributor closest to the delivery address.
         | 
         | Still have the Wacom ArtZ I bought from them in the wee hours
         | of a Monday morning when I decided I desperately had to have
         | one.
        
       | 4ggr0 wrote:
       | I'd love to have a poster of the picture in the "PC Preppy"
       | advert from October 1984[0]. I wonder how I could aquire the
       | highest resolution possible...
       | 
       | Love raccoons <3
       | 
       | [0]
       | https://d1pkj6r18lfvhs.archive.is/BxyNA/d05003d20de92f868e5b...
        
         | csours wrote:
         | Artist website: https://www.erickingraham.com/
        
         | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
         | There are ML upscalers optimized for illustrations you can run
         | locally for these scenarios. Doesn't require bleeding edge
         | hardware either.
        
       | sgt wrote:
       | I asked ChatGPT to imagine pretty much the same scene as that top
       | drawing. It's such a great example of LLM's - having zero
       | understanding of the real world - has the racoons looking at the
       | computer but from behind it.
       | 
       | https://sdmntprwestus.oaiusercontent.com/files/00000000-c810...
        
         | CursedSilicon wrote:
         | They look so dead eyed and bland, too. AI "art" just makes me
         | sad.
         | 
         | There's so many furry artists out there, just pay one of them
         | to draw raccoons and computers. You'll get something created
         | with love and beauty that expresses something real
         | 
         | https://cursedsilicon.net/racc.png
        
         | hhh wrote:
         | missing the entire point of the article award
        
           | Dylan16807 wrote:
           | Did you read the whole comment? I need you to explain why you
           | think that.
        
         | gwern wrote:
         | Your link is already broken.
        
       | bregma wrote:
       | Not a single one of those images depict a single trash panda
       | eating garbage, having babies in an attic, or defecating all over
       | the house.
        
         | roughly wrote:
         | They've got a life outside of work, you know.
        
         | linksnapzz wrote:
         | Those raccoons work on the IT side; only the more presentable
         | marketing raccoons get into catalog pics.
         | 
         | Having a PC Connection catalog w/ raccoons doing more
         | stereotypical rural NH shenanigans (driving a snowmobile drunk
         | on NightTrain; fleeing the cops on dirtbikes, operating bootleg
         | roadside fireworks stands...) might've been hard to get
         | approval for.
        
       | cm2012 wrote:
       | I absolutely adore this article on computer ad history.
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | It's kind of odd, seeing the MicroWarehouse Girl.
       | 
       | I very much remember her, smiling out from many different
       | magazines.
        
       | librasteve wrote:
       | https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/538774203378171935/11...
        
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