[HN Gopher] Kermit: A typeface for kids
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       Kermit: A typeface for kids
        
       Author : nmcfarl
       Score  : 131 points
       Date   : 2025-04-16 12:57 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
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       | yapyap wrote:
       | Kermit Sans
        
         | WorldMaker wrote:
         | Comic Sans Pro for Kids 2025 Edition
        
       | A_Cunning_Plan wrote:
       | For all their talk about how they think this will help kids read,
       | I didn't see any evidence that they actually did any studies on
       | whether or not this font has any affect at all.
        
         | 7bit wrote:
         | Excellent point, thanks for raising this.
        
         | Freak_NL wrote:
         | All I saw were the two references about representing prosody
         | typographically.
        
         | primitivesuave wrote:
         | This is unfortunately the threshold of scrutiny that most
         | online education apps operate along - "it looks good so kids
         | must love it".
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | Scroll hijacking on this website is atrocious. Ironic for a site
       | that is focused on good design.
        
         | ratatoskrt wrote:
         | Came here to say this. I don't get why this is necessary at all
         | - it's literaly just bog-standard scrolling content?
        
           | Zanfa wrote:
           | I'm convinced most "designers" in big tech are just trolling
           | at this point.
        
       | voidUpdate wrote:
       | How does this compare in dyslexic readability to OpenDyslexic?
        
       | iNic wrote:
       | Is there any evidence that any font has a positive impact on
       | reading (beyond obviously bad fonts being slow)? I'm very
       | suspicious of this whole idea.
        
         | miningape wrote:
         | There has been efficacy for people with dyslexia. Fonts like
         | comic sans are closer to their own writing and therefore are
         | easier to read.
         | 
         | You can also look at the Geronimo Stilton book series, a lot of
         | words appear in different colors / fonts to emphasise words.
         | These books are often easier for children and those with
         | dyslexia to read.
         | 
         | Note: I still feel like calling it a typeface that makes
         | reading easier is inappropriate. No study has specifically been
         | conducted on this typeface, and drawing conclusions from
         | (limited, and arguably unrelated) studies and and anecdotes is
         | dubious at best.
        
           | WorldMaker wrote:
           | Also, every letter has a very unique shape and the overall
           | shape of words shifts entirely even for very similarly
           | spelled words.
        
         | maxloh wrote:
         | It was claimed that OpenDyslexic could mitigate some of the
         | common reading errors caused by dyslexia.
         | 
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenDyslexic
        
           | antisthenes wrote:
           | ...At great expense and eye fatigue to everyone who doesn't
           | have dyslexia presumably?
           | 
           | Looks like a terrible font.
        
         | hajile wrote:
         | There's certainly a large amount of anecdotal evidence that a
         | decent percentage of dyslexic people benefit from using Comic
         | Sans. I don't know if there has ever been a formal study
         | though.
         | 
         | There's also a view that all dyslexia doesn't have a single
         | cause. If that is true, then there may be different things that
         | are helpful depending on the exact cause.
        
           | jennyholzer wrote:
           | Comic Sans is a great font.
           | 
           | Kermit seems like an impressively shoddy imitation in my
           | opinion.
        
             | hajile wrote:
             | Eldrich horrors like Comic sans may be discovered, but
             | never created.
             | 
             | Kermit Sans is like an artist's imagining of Cthulhu
             | gleaned from the rantings of a person driven insane from
             | glimpsing its Eldrich form.
        
             | mikepurvis wrote:
             | As a neurotypical, Kermit Sans looks like it has the soul
             | and intention of Comic Sans, but with the jankiness
             | smoothed out. I quite like it.
        
         | o_m wrote:
         | I remember reading somewhere that reading a text with an
         | unfamiliar font face you spend more time reading it, so you're
         | using more cognitive load and are more likely to understand the
         | text. Which might suggest it is just the novelty impacting the
         | reading and not the font face itself.
        
         | martin_a wrote:
         | That heavily depends on your definition of "positive impact".
         | In design/typesetting theory there are different "kinds of
         | reading" and some fonts have positive effects, as in "works
         | well with that kind of reading", while others are not very well
         | suited for a specific task.
         | 
         | For example letters with very distinct shapes and different
         | heights between lower and uppercase letters, like often found
         | in serif fonts, are generally said to be easier to process for
         | your eyes and brain.
         | 
         | Your brain learns to "read without reading" by scanning for
         | known shapes and groups of shapes and just recognizing letters
         | and words by that. You start to skip words, letters, whatever,
         | once your brain has internalized that font.
         | 
         | That effect helps with reading faster and with less "stress"
         | which is ideal for longer texts like in a book. Combine that
         | with a good mixture of line length, font size and line height
         | and you can create long texts that can be read very well.
         | 
         | Now take the same font, set it really tiny because you're
         | working on an Encyclopaedia and don't want it to have 300 pages
         | more and those font features that helped you before, actually
         | make it more difficult to read.
         | 
         | Fine shapes might break away in the printing process or run up
         | and your text will be harder to read. A sans-serif font might
         | be better suited here. Straight crisp lines, that can be
         | reproduced very well might actually make a better job here.
         | 
         | So... Fonts can have a positive impact on reading, depending on
         | your definition of impact. ;-)
        
       | Pxtl wrote:
       | Maybe it's easy for kids to read, but I found the font too bold
       | and the letters too close-together to read comfortably. I gave up
       | before I could read all their justifications for those decisions.
       | 
       | But that might've also been the weird scrolling behavior of the
       | page that ruined it for me.
        
         | SirMaster wrote:
         | Yeah, I found this a lot harder to read and more strain on my
         | eyes than something simple like the font used in the comments
         | here.
         | 
         | It definitely seems too thick to me.
        
         | abanana wrote:
         | _> letters too close-together_
         | 
         | The CSS has { letter-spacing: -.04rem; } It's across the entire
         | site - no exclusion for this page (or for their .kermit-font
         | class). So it appears they've missed the fact that they're
         | altering the look-and-feel of the very font they're presenting
         | in this post.
        
           | Pxtl wrote:
           | I assume that's to work around the high width of the font.
           | Information density seems too low for paragraphs of text with
           | that width.
           | 
           | I could see this current version (without the spacing hack)
           | being the "easy-reader" version, and then make a "YA reader"
           | variant that's lower weight and horizontallu narrower.
        
             | zamadatix wrote:
             | This letter spacing was the case for the site prior to the
             | Kermit font post.
        
           | chrismorgan wrote:
           | Yeah, bad site. Scrolljacking, non-zero letter-spacing on all
           | body text... both things you should never under _any_
           | circumstances do.
        
       | trustinmenowpls wrote:
       | Yikes, I gave up reading this after about 20 seconds, idk what it
       | was but this font is unreadable.
        
         | WXLCKNO wrote:
         | I found it enjoyable to read.
         | 
         | Obviously some placebo effect from the context but it felt fun.
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | Agreed, this is hard to read.
         | 
         | My initial impression was I can't read it fast, and when I try
         | to read it fast then I miss words and have to go back.
         | 
         | If anything, it forces you to slow down. Maybe that's good for
         | people who are learning to read. But for experienced readers,
         | that seems bad.
         | 
         | On the plus side, the _feeling_ of reading this is nice. It is
         | easy on the eyes.
         | 
         | This might be a good fit for educational material. But I would
         | not use this for journalism or literature.
        
         | dole wrote:
         | I feel like the lowercase lacks risers, it's kerned too tightly
         | to be legible quickly. It's ornamental but I don't feel easier,
         | it's more difficult to read if anything.
        
         | Someone1234 wrote:
         | It feels fatiguing to read; and I'm supposedly in one of their
         | target demographics.
         | 
         | Personally I've always found Monospace fonts the easiest like
         | Microsoft's Courier New or Consolas. It feels like you're time
         | travelling back to the 1980s visually, but they're so
         | comfortable to read because your brain can make assumptions
         | which are accurate.
        
       | hersko wrote:
       | I get: "Site is unreachable"
        
         | williamscales wrote:
         | My DNS blocks it as a tracking domain.
        
           | sphars wrote:
           | NextDNS blocks it under their Threat Intelligence Feeds list
           | for me.
        
         | internetter wrote:
         | Its very slow to load for me. Baffling that Microsoft may very
         | well be hugged to death by HN
        
       | dimitrisnl wrote:
       | I remember this getting posted again, on a different domain, and
       | with different messaging, with no mention of kids.
        
         | ActionHank wrote:
         | I'm also not buying the point that it's for kids any more than
         | comic sans is.
        
       | flusteredBias wrote:
       | This is anecdotal and I hope someone who has some research
       | experience can say whether this is true or not generally, but I
       | recently got a Kindle and found that if I use really large font
       | sizes where there are fewer than 50 words on a page it's easier
       | for me to stay engaged. Maybe this has something to do with
       | cognitive load or chunking information. Some fonts look quite a
       | bit better at these large sizes. So for me I don't think
       | typography alone is sufficient. I think the interaction between a
       | large font size and a typography that looks pleasing at a large
       | font size helps with engagement.
        
         | hajile wrote:
         | I knew someone who would with an opaque ruler with a hole on
         | one end. They would read the words through the hole and I guess
         | it helped them stay focused on just the word or two they were
         | reading. It sounds somewhat similar to what you are describing.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | At the same time, don't all fonts, typographically, look better
         | larger?
         | 
         | I don't know what the DPI of the Kindle display is. But since
         | you called it out specifically, perhaps the issue you are
         | having is more specific to that device. Contrast with how you
         | perceive reading on a high-DPI laptop display perhaps.
        
         | browningstreet wrote:
         | When I've done that I feel like I'm reading a text message, not
         | a book (fiction or non-fiction). Possibly not a universal
         | experience.
        
         | WillAdams wrote:
         | The normal standard for line length is 2--3 alphabets worth of
         | text.
         | 
         | I find that shorter ones break up and slow down my reading,
         | while too-long lines make reading wearisome to the point where
         | I actually bought the Kindle version of:
         | 
         | https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/37858510-the-inklings-an...
         | 
         | to read rather than the print edition.
        
       | Freak_NL wrote:
       | Trying to find out how this font is licenced is painfully
       | impossible on both the linked Microsoft website and the atrocious
       | https://kermit-font.com/ homepage.
       | 
       | Regardless of the claimed merits of this font (I'm not dyslectic
       | and this font just strains my eyes), I hold the opinion that any
       | effort like this by a megacorp like Microsoft should be
       | approached by them from a charitable angle. If this font isn't
       | permissively licenced (I.e., Microsoft bought it and liberated it
       | from creator Underware) and is just an Office exclusive, it is
       | pointless, and possibly harmless (like that font which
       | OpenDyslexic is based on).
        
         | interloxia wrote:
         | I found the following at the end of
         | https://microsoft.design/articles/introducing-kermit-a-typef...
         | 
         | "The basic styles of Kermit (Regular, Bold, Italic, and Bold
         | Italic) are available today in Office, with the remaining 38
         | styles arriving in early May."
         | 
         | It's listed here: https://support.microsoft.com/en-
         | us/office/cloud-fonts-in-of...
         | 
         | I didn't find an actual license. The typography faq presumably
         | applies to the cloud fonts: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-
         | us/typography/fonts/font-faq
        
         | silveira wrote:
         | +1 The first thing I did was search for the license. The
         | license is what can make it or break it in this kind of
         | project. The absence of clear and permissive licensing is a red
         | flag for me.
        
       | WillAdams wrote:
       | It is unfortunate that this sort of mathematics wasn't available
       | to the students who were creating the Euler font.
       | 
       | https://tug.org/pubs/annals-18-19/euler-summary.pdf
       | 
       | Another consideration which I'm surprised wasn't made use of is
       | that letter recognition is overwhelmingly focused on the upper
       | half of letters --- ages ago, there was a typeface developed
       | which took advantage of that, providing variants of letters where
       | the lower halves were modified so as to indicate how a particular
       | letter used in a particular word was pronounced, so that the "c"
       | in "cat" had a different lower portion from the "c" in "cent".
       | 
       | That said, I'd really like it if they would publish the software
       | used to make this font, ideally as opensource --- I have a type
       | design project which stalled against the need to create variants
       | for each size, working from an incompleat set of letterforms at
       | each size (the only letters available in the compleat size range
       | from the sample I had were "n" and "N", go figure) --- I believe
       | this would let me finish up all the sizes of the design.
        
       | replwoacause wrote:
       | I really like this. Just some anecdata from someone without a
       | reading disability but who doesn't love reading, I feel like does
       | make reading easier for me. Maybe it's just because I like the
       | way it looks more than most fonts, I'm not sure, but I'm happy
       | this exists and research is being done in this area. I'll be
       | trying this out in my email client and other applications if the
       | fonts are available for download.
        
         | hfgjbcgjbvg wrote:
         | I like it too. It reminds me of the font they use on Tik Tok
         | for some reason.
        
       | dmje wrote:
       | It's a nice looking font but kind of hilarious that the official
       | website [0] is entirely baffling! What do those icons mean? What
       | is the license? And mainly: how the f can I GET the damn thing???
       | 
       | Talk about being a bit over-clever with your design...
       | 
       | [0] https://kermit-font.com/
        
         | doodpants wrote:
         | From the last paragraph of the article, it's availabile in
         | Microsoft Office. It seems that they're not distributing it
         | separately.
        
         | cl3misch wrote:
         | Apparently it's only available in MS Office:
         | 
         | > The basic styles of Kermit (Regular, Bold, Italic, and Bold
         | Italic) are available today in Office, with the remaining 38
         | styles arriving in early May.
         | 
         | ...from the last paragraph of the linked article.
        
         | shuggy999 wrote:
         | In the fonts used on the website; https://kermit-
         | font.com/_css/KermitRoman-VF.otf, https://kermit-
         | font.com/_css/KermitItalic-VF.otf, the license is:
         | 
         | Beta version of a custom font for Microsoft by Underware. Only
         | for internal testing, not meant for any other kind of usage.
         | Email info@underware.nl for more information
         | 
         | Seems to be a rushed release that they had a deadline to get to
         | put a press release for.
        
       | jennyholzer wrote:
       | The typefaces we commonly see in print and advertising are among
       | the greatest artistic achievements our species has produced.
       | 
       | Garamond was designed 475 years ago and yet it still thrives. All
       | of us here read text set in Garamond every day of our lives.
       | Helvetica was released in the late '50s and occupies a similar
       | role in our culture.
       | 
       | In the case of both Garamond and Helvetica, a set of strict
       | geometric constraints has been applied to the design of each
       | letterform. The genius of the design is that these constraints
       | are complete enough that it is exceptionally difficult to find a
       | "flaw" in the visual logic of the letterforms.
       | 
       | Clearly, no one Microsoft has taken the time to appreciate this
       | detail. Kermit lacks a consistent design logic and appears
       | exceptionally sloppy as a result.
       | 
       | Kermit will not survive.
        
       | layer8 wrote:
       | It looks rather poor on low-DPI displays, very inconsistent
       | stroke width.
        
       | nkrisc wrote:
       | I thought the font was overall very pleasant easy to read...
       | except for every variation of it beyond the standard weight.
       | Every thin, bold, and italicized version of it I thought was
       | actually quite difficult to read.
        
       | p0w3n3d wrote:
       | For some strange reason this font appeals also to me - 41 y.o.
       | adult
        
       | josefritzishere wrote:
       | I like it better than Comic Sans.
        
       | FjordWarden wrote:
       | > unpublished study is finding that adding prosody to text
       | improves children's comprehension.
       | 
       | As a dyslexic software engineer who knows by heart a good number
       | of the 50 tables in the open font type specification, I'd like to
       | look into this in more detail but there is no code or paper
       | published about this (yet).
       | 
       | In the mean time, it would be nice for people stop using
       | dyslexics as an excuse to motivate for their own special
       | interests. I've suffered my entire formative years under this
       | low-key Munchausen by proxy from all sort of educators gass-
       | lighting me into believing I should use some technology that in
       | the fullness of time proved to be counter productive.
       | 
       | But ok, the variable speed HOI animation looks cool, I'll give
       | you that.
        
         | cjs_ac wrote:
         | As a former teacher who's done original research in educational
         | psychology, I'd like to add that educational psychology is just
         | a grab-bag of weak correlations whose discovery was motivated
         | by, 'When I was a teacher, I saw ______ and that made me sad.'
         | Any 'theory' is a just-so story that the researcher assembled
         | from ideas they found aesthetically pleasing. It's not science;
         | it's activity without achievement, because the individual
         | pieces of research can't be assembled into a coherent body of
         | knowledge.
         | 
         | The typeface looks nice though.
        
         | FjordWarden wrote:
         | I did some more thinking on this. Font technology like this
         | could be useful for a better stylo + touch-screen interface
         | where the handwriting is translated to real characters while
         | still having the same visual quality of the handwriting. You'll
         | need lots more styles though, and very complicated user
         | interaction in the background.
        
       | low_tech_punk wrote:
       | This might be a good successor to comic sans. Readable but still
       | fun to look at.
        
       | parsimo2010 wrote:
       | I don't know about kids or reading disabilities, but it looks
       | nice and does feel "friendly" to read. Having the ability to vary
       | and animate a lot of parameters will certainly enable some neat
       | web designs.
       | 
       | Edit: I'm poking at this and it seems like the only way to do the
       | animation is via the font designer's library. I'll be a lot more
       | excited when this is supported by more options.
        
       | dole wrote:
       | It's like someone told AI we need a font that looks like a mashup
       | of Comic Sans and Papyrus.
        
       | albert_e wrote:
       | > created by the type design studio Underware
       | 
       | Is the company itself made to appeal to kids
       | 
       |  _giggles_
        
       | cosmotic wrote:
       | When new fonts are released, they always include what they tried
       | to improve: readability, comprehension, etc. Just once I'd like
       | to know what they sacrificed.
        
         | parsimo2010 wrote:
         | In this case they sacrificed a feeling of professionalism.
         | Helvetica is "serious" and used by real publications. Kermit
         | would probably not be used by a major publication (like NYT or
         | WaPo) because people wouldn't take them seriously even if it's
         | easier to read.
        
         | codexb wrote:
         | Variable font width, height, and kerning is more difficult and
         | slower to read. It's fine if you're reading a short childrens
         | book at out loud, but if you're reading an entire novel
         | silently formatted like that, it would become exhausting
         | quickly.
        
       | seba_dos1 wrote:
       | It's super hard to read when you hijack scrolling (and do a poor
       | job of it), regardless of the font used.
        
         | sambeau wrote:
         | Here's one that doesn't. (yes it dives me mad, too)
         | 
         | https://kermit-font.com
        
         | scelerat wrote:
         | Very annoying. Designers, ui developers: please don't do this,
         | it sucks.
        
       | eviks wrote:
       | nice extra features, though the speech' subtitles has all the
       | words jumping up and down - wouldn't that make it harder to read?
        
       | anonymousiam wrote:
       | Name already taken: https://www.columbia.edu/kermit
        
         | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
         | See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kermit_the_Frog
         | 
         | On a serious note, that doesn't appear to be a font named
         | Kermit, so it's unlikely that there will be confusion with this
         | if someone is talking about replacing their typeface.
         | 
         | > a way to set up microcomputers as terminals to our central
         | mainframes and allow files to be transferred reliably back and
         | forth so students could archive their files on floppy diskettes
        
       | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
       | > While we haven't implemented automatic prosody yet
       | 
       | That is a really interesting use for LLMs I would never have even
       | considered. The example video with JFK's speech is pretty
       | compelling.
        
       | spoonjim wrote:
       | Cool font bro, but what's the license? I can "use" it in
       | Microsoft Office? That raises more questions than it answers.
       | 
       | This is why I only use Google fonts. They're all permissively
       | licensed so I don't have to worry about anything.
        
       | theboywho wrote:
       | I fail to see why would the arguments be only valid for kids
        
       | sambeau wrote:
       | If you want to read it on a site that doesn't mess with
       | scrolling, try here :
       | 
       | https://kermit-font.com
        
       | cultofmetatron wrote:
       | _laughs in comic sans_
        
       | sabslikesobs wrote:
       | Without the kid branding and the name "Kermit," which piggybacks
       | off of cultural feelings for marketing, this feels more like just
       | another font. I found the body text hard to read and didn't
       | realize at first it was using the font.
       | 
       | I read a lot of books on my ereader and generally find the best
       | comfort comes from bold text and some kind of serifs. I really
       | blaze through my books though, so I don't know if that actually
       | improves my comprehension or just makes it feel better to skim.
        
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