[HN Gopher] Garfield Minus Garfield
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       Garfield Minus Garfield
        
       Author : mike1o1
       Score  : 734 points
       Date   : 2025-04-10 17:21 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | jsheard wrote:
       | Garfield Minus Garfield is good, but Lasagna Cat is on another
       | level.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw
        
         | bitwize wrote:
         | I'm sorry Jon
         | 
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8RDNd92sK0
        
         | fullshark wrote:
         | Can't believe those first videos are 17 years old...I remember
         | them...man
        
           | jsheard wrote:
           | They posted the original series all at once 17 years ago, and
           | the second series all at once 8 years ago. Maybe they're due
           | to come back...
        
             | distances wrote:
             | And in the second series there's a video of Garfield and
             | Odie making a home video. They created YouTube channels for
             | the in-video characters with actual character relevant
             | content, including that home video, 5 years before the
             | second series was posted. Absolutely amazing work, hats
             | off!
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3NLa4ebX4E
        
         | alabastervlog wrote:
         | Guy's monologue after the initial opener reminds me of the Log
         | Lady from Twin Peaks. The content and delivery, both.
        
         | darepublic wrote:
         | I regularly have this on in the background while working. The
         | music is good and I can tune in and out of it without losing
         | focus
        
           | z0r wrote:
           | I'm not the only one sometimes does this... Now where could
           | my pipe be?
        
         | pcthrowaway wrote:
         | Also Garfield Gameboy'd
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDqUDt3K5Mk
        
         | Wololooo wrote:
         | May I present you Garfeld, the musical?
         | https://youtube.com/watch?v=x4-lNQHxSfI
         | 
         | It is surprisingly good.
        
         | MrDrMcCoy wrote:
         | There's a great YouTube documentary that ties all the Garfield
         | subculture together, and it's absolutely worth your time: What
         | The Internet Did To Garfield
         | 
         | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C5R3FOWdE
        
       | noman-land wrote:
       | Since I'm too lazy to do this myself, I'm putting it out there
       | for the world to make for me.
       | 
       | I want to see Rogan Minus Rogan and Lex Minus Lex podcasts where
       | all the host's speaking parts are cut out and you only hear the
       | guest's replies.
       | 
       | Thanks in advance.
        
         | fossuser wrote:
         | Lex minus lex would be really great
        
         | almosthere wrote:
         | I want to see Lex replaced with Rogan and Rogan replaced with
         | Lex
        
           | kridsdale3 wrote:
           | Well that's easy since they talk to a lot of the same people.
        
         | abeppu wrote:
         | I think Lex also has recycled some questions / topics across
         | several guests. I'd enjoy a virtual panel supercut where we see
         | only all the guests' responses to the same prompt.
        
         | randomtoast wrote:
         | There was at least one podcast featuring both Rogan and Lex.
         | This would result in an hours-long podcast of pure silence.
        
           | rzzzt wrote:
           | _Angry John Cage noises_
        
           | kridsdale3 wrote:
           | Jamie would still pop in once in a while. I like Jamie.
        
           | 9dev wrote:
           | Now that sounds like the kind of show where both of them
           | finally have something good to contribute!
        
         | itishappy wrote:
         | What about Rogan vs Lex where it's just them shooting probing
         | questions back and forth and exchanging vaguely related
         | anecdotes?
        
           | makeworld wrote:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Iyg9fznvM
        
         | circles_for-day wrote:
         | Tim Ferriss minus Tim has long been a dream of mine
         | 
         | After discovering Dwarkesh, Lex and Rogan have struck me as
         | tragic waste. At worst a laundromat for psychopathic
         | distortions, and at best a lazy unguided exhibition of the
         | guest's choosing.
        
         | eej71 wrote:
         | You might enjoy Charlie Rose interviews Charlie Rose.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFE2CCfAP1o
        
           | btucker wrote:
           | And then, The Charlie Rose Paradox:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqW9sexNdZg
        
           | PyWoody wrote:
           | Paul Rudd Interviews Paul Rudd
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbLcY0XeVY4
        
             | flysand7 wrote:
             | Alok Kanojia vs Kok Alonojia (aka Dr.K interviews himself)
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXG2h3RWTPE&pp=ygUGI2RrYWl0
        
               | 0xbadcafebee wrote:
               | Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson
               | 
               | Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buD2RM0xChM Part
               | 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juts9IlrixQ
        
         | codetrotter wrote:
         | Rogan minus guest.
         | 
         | "Huhuhuhuhh." "Wow." "You wrote that?" "Who?" "Where is that
         | from? What show is that from?"
         | 
         | Very interesting listening material I am sure
        
         | mightybyte wrote:
         | In this same vein, Hot Ones minus Sean might be pretty
         | entertaining as well.
        
           | archagon wrote:
           | Hot Ones Minus Sauce. Sean driving a guest to madness through
           | sheer conversation.
        
         | banana_giraffe wrote:
         | The timings are a bit off, but here's one attempt at it:
         | 
         | https://qlymwesmrj.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/joe_without_joe.mp3
        
       | rufus_foreman wrote:
       | Calvin and Hobbes, minus Hobbes:
       | https://calvinminushobbes.tumblr.com/
        
         | georgeburdell wrote:
         | I mean this one is just reality. I'm not sure Garfield is a
         | figment of Jon's imagination
         | 
         | Edit: if you want to ruin your day, check out this C&H fan art
         | https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/6vwll2/is_...
        
           | arnarbi wrote:
           | Garfield is certainly (meant to be) real, but I've never seen
           | a strip that confirms that Jon can actually hear Garfield's
           | thoughts. I think that's why Garfield minus Garfield works so
           | well.
        
           | the_af wrote:
           | > _I mean this one is just reality. I'm not sure Garfield is
           | a figment of Jon's imagination_
           | 
           | It's not reality. Hobbes it's not unambiguously stated to be
           | a figment of Calvin's imagination either.
           | 
           | That's a fine interpretation but it's not canonical.
           | Watterson wanted the ambiguity, as Wikipedia mentions (sorry,
           | I don't have the interview with the direct quote where
           | Watterson states this):
           | 
           | > _" [Watteron] gave an example of this in discussing his
           | opposition to a Hobbes plush toy: that if the essence of
           | Hobbes' nature in the strip is that it remain unresolved
           | whether he is a real tiger or a stuffed toy, then creating a
           | real stuffed toy would only destroy the magic."_
        
         | maxglute wrote:
         | Call child protective services.
        
       | nickvec wrote:
       | > Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing
       | Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the
       | existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a
       | journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he
       | fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a
       | quiet American suburb.
       | 
       | Did not think I would be relating to Jon on a Thursday morning.
        
         | system2 wrote:
         | I was about to bash before I read this. Now I feel depressed.
        
           | mrexroad wrote:
           | Try zsh instead!
        
             | foobahify wrote:
             | Oh my!
        
               | s1mplicissimus wrote:
               | grml!
        
           | 0xdeadbeefbabe wrote:
           | You'll feel worse if you use tcsh
        
             | gorjusborg wrote:
             | It could be worse: csh
        
               | flysand7 wrote:
               | Don't cry, I am just a fish
        
         | erk__ wrote:
         | Its also pretty interesting given that the original title for
         | the comic that would become Garfield was simply "Jon"
         | 
         | There was a small YouTube documentary about finding the old
         | comics in libraries and scanning them in. I the description of
         | the video there is links to scans of all the ones they were
         | able to find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxiwjaUSYJM
        
           | gwern wrote:
           | Google Docs PDF mirrored at
           | https://gwern.net/doc/anime/2020-hoover-
           | theevolutionofjimdav...
        
         | m463 wrote:
         | Now it makes me wonder what would happen if you did something
         | like removing all the superheroes from a movie.
         | 
         | or took soem movies and made all the villains super-attractive
         | and the heroes ugly and dressed in black.
        
           | minikomi wrote:
           | One of my favorite additions by subtraction:
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/jKS3MGriZcs?si=RRlSVL0jwi5sDl3f
           | 
           | Removing the laugh track from the big bang theory
        
             | mathgeek wrote:
             | This is the first thing that came to mind for me as well.
             | Have always loved how mean everyone seems without the
             | canned laughter to tell us "hey, this is funny!"
        
             | plorg wrote:
             | You won't find me defending The Big Bang Theory, but it's
             | worth noting a lot of actually funny television would have
             | this kind of dead energy if you removed the laugh track,
             | because it's both written for that environment and paced
             | and acted for the audience reaction breaks.
        
             | Agentlien wrote:
             | I've never really enjoyed this show but I found myself
             | liking this clean version much more.
             | 
             | It feels slower and more natural. It also helps because I
             | wouldn't have laughed at any of those spots with it without
             | laugh track.
        
           | Henchman21 wrote:
           | I'm reminded of _Star Wars minus Williams_ , which removes
           | John Williams amazing soundtrack from an amazing movie! The
           | absurdity is top notch!
           | 
           | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9WVDvVd0E
        
           | dfxm12 wrote:
           | I don't think this came about by randomly deciding to take a
           | character out of a strip. The creators of G-G recognized that
           | Jon is a depressing character who has these one way
           | discussions with Garfield. Garfield's inner monologue (that
           | Jon is not aware of) provides all the humor, mostly at Jon's
           | expense. Take the humor out of the comic, and you're left
           | with the depression. It goes straight from a comedy to a
           | tragedy.
           | 
           | This is what's interesting about G-G. The tragedy was always
           | there. We kinda knew the tragedy was always there, but we'd
           | rather laugh at Jon with Garfield than commiserate with Jon.
           | 
           | Taking superheroes out of a random movie would lead to
           | silliness, yes, but nothing poignant.
        
       | stuckinhell wrote:
       | kind of spooky and sad
        
       | jonathaneunice wrote:
       | _Way_ , *way* darker than I imagined.
        
         | alabastervlog wrote:
         | I think the most surprising thing about it is that it's good.
         | Not just good as a curiosity, but _actually_ good, in ways and
         | to a degree that would be pretty hard to replicate if you set
         | out to create it from scratch, without existing Garfield strips
         | to lean on.
        
         | rconti wrote:
         | did you follow the "20 darkest" link?
        
           | kayge wrote:
           | I did! And it started to make me wonder whether the same
           | shenanigans could be applied to make any interesting Calvin
           | minus Hobbes strips ... but my guess is it wouldn't turn out
           | quite so dark
           | 
           | https://screenrant.com/15-dark-garfield-minus-strips-jon-
           | dep...
        
             | whartung wrote:
             | Heck, after reading that thing, I'M trying not to jump.
        
       | klaussilveira wrote:
       | This is brilliant.
        
       | yoyohello13 wrote:
       | I love how this turns the comic into psychological horror.
       | 
       | Super Eyepatch Wolf actually did a really interesting analysis
       | about how Garfield entered the horror genera
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2C5R3FOWdE. I click on the video
       | randomly out of curiosity, but I got really sucked in.
        
         | louwrentius wrote:
         | Thanks that was wild
        
         | dfxm12 wrote:
         | Maybe the Jan 27 entry, but the Nov 03 entry reads much the
         | same if Garfield is present or not. What I mean is, the strips
         | that focus on Jon talking to Garfield always had this element.
         | 
         | Remember, Jon is already talking to a cat who he assumes can't
         | understand him & knows can't talk back. He might as well be
         | talking into the abyss. Only we can read Garfield's inner
         | monologue. Jon's actions are sometimes presupposed by
         | Garfield's whims. This premise is already the basis of some
         | horror or otherwise unsetting fiction.
         | 
         | If Garfield is there or not, if we focus on Jon as the main
         | character of the strip, we might have to do some introspection,
         | whether it's about expecting to have a conversation with cat as
         | if he were your son, that our lives are as boring as his, etc.
         | These are scary thoughts! Garfield's presence serves as a
         | humorous distraction and allows us to forget these thoughts and
         | laugh at Jon, even if briefly. In the same way, Freddy Krueger
         | delivers funny one liners to break up the dread of realizing
         | we're in some sort of living nightmare like people of Elm
         | Street...
        
       | tdeck wrote:
       | This is a combination of entertaining and engaging.
        
       | teach wrote:
       | (2008)
        
       | basketbla wrote:
       | This is hilarious. Reminds me of this old pete holmes Garfield
       | sketch (looks like the original got taken down).
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayjz18d8Kpo
        
       | rfarley04 wrote:
       | Obligatory tangent of Friends without the laugh track:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKgXehYnnw
       | 
       | Similarly creep and unsettling.
        
         | alabastervlog wrote:
         | MASH is available without the laugh track.
         | 
         | Really changes the tone, though in that case it doesn't ruin
         | it, just makes it different.
        
           | chuckadams wrote:
           | Alan Alda has mentioned in interviews that he prefers it that
           | way.
        
           | KerrAvon wrote:
           | I feel like removing it removes some noise, but doesn't
           | affect the tone. Story is, the MASH showrunners didn't want a
           | laugh track, but the network insisted, so they used the
           | lowest-fidelity one they could get away with.
        
           | dingaling wrote:
           | Thankfully it was broadcast in the UK without the laugh
           | track.
           | 
           | Obviously it still wasn't as darkly observant as the movie,
           | but it did have a edge.
        
         | triceratops wrote:
         | They filmed in front of a live audience in a theater and those
         | are real people laughing. It's unsettling because the actors
         | pause between lines until the laughter stops.
         | 
         | Reflexive dismissals of shows with laugh tracks are lazy.
        
           | rfarley04 wrote:
           | To each their own! When I watch Ross ask how to beat up a
           | woman in the street with eyes bugging out of his head there's
           | a pretty big difference between a laugh track and no laugh
           | track. Just like Garfield comics hit very different when you
           | realize that John is actually talking to himself.
           | 
           | I don't "reflexively dismiss" all shows with a laugh track.
           | Some of Friends is genuinely hilarious. But a lot of it is
           | only funny, to me, when surrounded by others laughing.
        
       | almosthere wrote:
       | Is this done with a GAN or manual?
        
         | alabastervlog wrote:
         | The earliest ones are from 2008.
         | 
         | So, at least for the vast majority of these: manual.
        
         | itishappy wrote:
         | Pretty sure it's being done the hard way. The site's been
         | running since 2008, so it'd be one of the earliest examples of
         | a GAN in the wild if so!
        
       | grepLeigh wrote:
       | I found this years ago, during the "Stumbleupon" era of the
       | Internet (does anyone remember this time sink?). I'm so glad it's
       | still alive!
        
         | dingnuts wrote:
         | yes, I wasted hours of my life using it until one day I landed
         | on some site called Reddit
         | 
         | Kagi has brought it back (kind of): https://kagi.com/smallweb
         | has a random button (Next Post in the top left corner)
        
           | tomrod wrote:
           | I love small web!
        
           | shikshake wrote:
           | Setting it to the new tab page is a neat idea, I will follow
           | your lead
        
           | kreddor wrote:
           | You should check out Marginalia Search as well!
           | https://marginalia-search.com/
        
         | echelon wrote:
         | Slashdot, StumbleUpon, Everything2, del.icio.us, Digg
        
           | natebc wrote:
           | FWIW Digg is in the process of reinventing itself which ...
           | is hopeful? We'll see!
           | 
           | https://reboot.digg.com/
        
             | Mistletoe wrote:
             | I'm ready to be hurt again. I gave my email address. It
             | would have to be better than the current version of Reddit.
        
               | natebc wrote:
               | I signed up a while back and got an invite today so
               | things are happening. It'll be interesting to see what a
               | Digg looks like on today's internet. Things are much less
               | innocent these days.
        
               | Mistletoe wrote:
               | I was unaware this had happened so I'm kind of hopeful it
               | could be something good.
               | 
               | https://techcrunch.com/2025/03/05/kevin-rose-and-alexis-
               | ohan...
        
               | natebc wrote:
               | I think that being posted a few weeks ago on HN was what
               | lead me to go chuck in my email. Exciting to see where it
               | goes!
        
         | rectang wrote:
         | When Garfield Minus Garfield was being published regularly, I
         | was a regular. I couldn't get enough of its dark, sardonic
         | undermining of the comic aesthetic.
        
         | accrual wrote:
         | I loved Stumbleupon. It was a fun way to just explore the
         | internet and truly find many gems I otherwise would have never
         | noticed.
         | 
         | Pretty interesting timeline of events in their Wikipedia
         | article:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/StumbleUpon
        
         | el_benhameen wrote:
         | I think (worry?) that stumbleupon rearranged my brain much like
         | drugs or alcohol rearrange the brain of an addict. Once you've
         | been there, you can't go back to being able to have "just one"
         | beer or, in my case, "just one click" on a link aggregator. I
         | think the novelty-seeking part of my brain was always there,
         | but SU helped pathologize it. I found some cool stuff, but I
         | kind of wish it had never existed.
         | 
         | HN has a gentle enough design that I can enjoy it without it
         | sucking me in, but I make a conscious choice to avoid Reddit,
         | twitter, et al.
        
           | grepLeigh wrote:
           | Eh, if you hadn't found Stumbleupon then you would have
           | experienced the same effect from one of the zillion other
           | competitors in the attention economy.
           | 
           | You're right that this kind of novelty-seeking content has a
           | profound impact on the brain. It's really interesting to see
           | finally see longitudinal research, plus research on
           | screens/novelty on child development (search for $thing +
           | "psychosocial development").
           | 
           | One of the most encouraging thing I've taken away is that
           | neutral pathways are still quite plastic well into adulthood.
           | 
           | For example, here's an experiment to try if you wake up and
           | scroll in bed. After you do your morning routine, jot down a
           | mood score (-1 feeling crummy, 0 meh neutral, +1 feeling
           | good). You can do this for a week or two if you want to
           | collect control data. Then, force yourself to get out of bed
           | without looking at your phone (buy an alarm if you have too).
           | You should see changes in your mood log within a week. Sleep
           | regulates/replenishes dopamine levels, and scrolling through
           | a dopamine wonderland first thing in the AM can result in
           | dopamine dysregulation for the rest of the day. Try it!
        
         | dcsan wrote:
         | I so fondly remember StumbleUpin, but I'm trying to recall what
         | was so amazing about it. Was it just something of a novelty at
         | the time or the autocuration of the decentralized web would
         | still be relevant?
         | 
         | it seems like a few social media sites took over from the
         | random delight of finding someone's little weblog or side
         | project.
         | 
         | I hear they're trying to buy it back and restart with their
         | uber gains
        
           | Izkata wrote:
           | It wasn't completely random or completely (in the current
           | social media sense) algorithmic: There was a settings page
           | where you could pick among dozens of broad topics you were
           | actually interested in and it would only give you results
           | people categorized under it.
        
         | chneu wrote:
         | There's a site called cloudhiker that kinda does the same
         | thing. The idea is the same but there was something special
         | about early days Stumbleupon. Idk if we'll ever recapture that.
        
         | sanderjd wrote:
         | Loved stumbleupon! I think when I realized that I was no longer
         | stumbling upon anything interesting was the leading indicator
         | of the long downhill trend of interesting content on the web.
        
         | dfabulich wrote:
         | It's so strange that StumbleUpon died but TikTok thrives today.
         | 
         | TikTok's algorithm is based entirely on when you click the Like
         | button and when you linger on a video, exactly like
         | StumbleUpon's algorithm. StumbleUpon even had a video product,
         | StumbleVideo, that was basically just TikTok.
         | 
         | But, in 2018, when StumbleUpon shut down and sold their assets
         | to Mix, the prevailing wisdom was that people didn't want to
         | use StumbleUpon because they wanted to use Reddit and Facebook,
         | to follow curated feeds of links, instead of random links that
         | other people like.
         | 
         | If that wisdom were true, TikTok should have failed too,
         | because TikTok just gives you "random stuff that similar people
         | like," just like StumbleUpon.
         | 
         | I guess it just goes to show that there's no accounting for the
         | rise and fall of social media apps/networks.
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | TikTok was mobile device centric, and the people that glommed
           | onto it quickest were young mobile users. StumbleUpon was
           | just a website that the "olds" used. Maybe I'm wrong, but did
           | SU have a mobile app? If so, they did a very bad job of
           | getting it into the hands of those that TikTok did.
        
             | dfabulich wrote:
             | StumbleVideo was exactly like TikTok, including focusing on
             | mobile. The only material difference is that StumbleVideo's
             | videos were landscape instead of portrait, and they had a
             | "Stumble" button instead of swiping.
             | 
             | (Maybe it's the swiping gesture? Maybe the gesture is more
             | comfortable in portrait?? But it's hard to see why _that_
             | would make or break a video app like this...)
        
               | wyre wrote:
               | I used SumbleUpon but not their video service, but some
               | differentiating factors is TikTok specializes
               | specifically short form video content in an environment
               | where creators are rewarded and incentivized to make
               | addictive content.
        
         | avs733 wrote:
         | Same, and I had completely forgotten it existed. It feels even
         | more prescient now than a decade+ ago
        
       | junek wrote:
       | Garfield Minus Garfield has the same bleak sense of desolation as
       | Goya's "The Dog". Just wonderful.
        
       | nizarmah wrote:
       | I am always fascinated how people get ideas as creative as this.
       | 
       | I didn't know I needed this, but now that you shared it--I NEEDED
       | IT!
        
       | gnfedhjmm2 wrote:
       | I wonder how such a rare article was discovered.
        
         | checker wrote:
         | I wonder why this is on HN and not Reddit.
        
       | jf wrote:
       | Something that I find delightful about this project is that Jim
       | Davis approves of it!
       | 
       | From Wikipedia: "Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield, approved of
       | the project, and an official Garfield book (also called Garfield
       | Minus Garfield) was published by his company. It was mainly
       | edited comics by Walsh, with some comics contributed by Davis."
        
         | omoikane wrote:
         | See also "What Jim Davis thinks of G-G" (linked from the bottom
         | of the page):
         | 
         | https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/private/61669516/fSymsOGXO...
        
           | jf wrote:
           | This is the link that I had in mind when I was writing my
           | comment, thanks so much for posting it here!
        
           | m463 wrote:
           | Also makes me wonder if people talk to their cats...
        
             | nunez wrote:
             | I 100% talk to mine!
        
             | saghm wrote:
             | Not only do I really l talk to my cats, but they talk to me
             | too! We're about equal in our abilities to understand each
             | other; sometimes one of my cats might just run around for a
             | bit yell-meowing and it's not clear why, but I'm sure they
             | feel the same way when I occasionally get upset at things.
             | Other times, like when one of them starts whine-meowing
             | when I'm putting their wet food into a bowl, I know
             | _exactly_ what's she's saying even if it doesn't actually
             | cause me to get it done any faster.
        
               | Cyphase wrote:
               | Quiet... Chilling... Quiet... _I make certain noises as I
               | retrieve the wet food container_ Meeoooooooooowwwww!
               | _races ahead to where the dish is_
        
               | saghm wrote:
               | Not only that, but the meows get more frantic _as I 'm
               | walking towards the spot where the dish goes_. She needs
               | to be absolutely certain that there's no chance I'll
               | change my mind two steps before getting there!
        
               | keeganpoppen wrote:
               | yes to all of this. i actually think my cat thinks i am
               | dumb, because she often mimes out the thing that she
               | wants me to do in increasingly unsubtle ways as she gets
               | more and more frustrated as i don't get it-- like she is
               | playing charades and i'm the useless teammate that isn't
               | getting it (which i find absolutely hilarious every time,
               | even if it is often something that is objectively
               | annoying were i to forget that she is a cat and not a
               | human). she also has an astonishing "vocabulary" of very
               | different meow... tambres?... that it is very hard for me
               | to think don't have _some_ purpose-- if they didn't, why
               | wouldn't she just make the same or similar noises every
               | time?
        
             | kerkeslager wrote:
             | Wait, is there anyone who _doesn 't_ talk to cats? I had no
             | idea.
        
             | Iwan-Zotow wrote:
             | Frankly, people not talking to their cat(s) should be
             | registered as certified sociopath
        
             | krige wrote:
             | IME while clear two-way communication might be impossible
             | [1], talking to your pet, cat or dog or any other mammal
             | [2] does deepen the mutual bond and provides some
             | communication framework - not saying that your cat will
             | definitely understand what does it mean when you say
             | "Garfield, fetch me that yellow slipper", let alone
             | actually obey, but it will, over time, learn to recognize
             | tone, sounds, and even context, and will also try to
             | vocalize back, which may turn into patterns you start to
             | recognize. So yes, it pays to talk directly to your pet.
             | 
             | Though that's not as strange as talking to your plants that
             | seems to help the plants somehow.
             | 
             | [1] let's call it super rare because one in a trillion
             | trillion is still not zero
             | 
             | [2] smarter birds too, can't say much about reptiles beyond
             | a pond turtle really bonded with my brother
        
               | mapt wrote:
               | There are a million cat & dog owners out there using
               | Talking Buttons, borrowed from nonverbal human assistive
               | communications. Mostly to make funny Tiktok videos, to be
               | fair. It's rarely clear what is random, what is Clever
               | Hans training, and what is direct operant conditioning.
        
           | nunez wrote:
           | Careful; the Dan walsh hyperlink goes straight to porn!
        
             | trashburger wrote:
             | Pathological case for link rot.
        
             | wileydragonfly wrote:
             | Sweet, thanks for letting me know!
        
             | mock-possum wrote:
             | Worse, it's not even interesting porn, just banal straight
             | Asian stuff
        
             | blitzar wrote:
             | Ah, I See You're a Man of Culture As Well
        
             | zombot wrote:
             | Did you have to mention that? Now my trousers are messed
             | up.
        
             | sirbranedamuj wrote:
             | Welp wish I had read that before clicking on it.
        
         | xivzgrev wrote:
         | Jim created Garfield for money[1]. It's not surprising that he
         | likes anything that can make him more money, he isn't
         | personally tied to the character.
         | 
         | [1] Garfield was originally created by Davis with the intention
         | to come up with a 'good, marketable character'
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield
        
           | KerrAvon wrote:
           | It's still notable that Jim Davis has that level of chill
           | about it. Someone with a mercenary capitalist attitude toward
           | their work can be just as much a control freak as Bill
           | Watterson. (Not being judgmental; Watterson's position is
           | completely valid too.)
        
             | cogman10 wrote:
             | It honestly seems a little silly to worry about the purity
             | of the intent of an artist.
             | 
             | That Davis did it for the money is just "meh". Most people
             | work for money.
        
               | formerly_proven wrote:
               | we at hacker news work for first principles instead
        
               | standyro wrote:
               | I wish there was a hacker news minus hacker news
        
               | wlonkly wrote:
               | I can give you hacker news minus hackers?
        
               | nunez wrote:
               | reddit.com/r/technology
        
               | B1FF_PSUVM wrote:
               | http://n-gate.com/hackernews/ , but it sleeps
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | I don't think the concern is that Davis "did it for the
               | money", and that's not a fair representation of why some
               | of us mock Jim Davis.
               | 
               | I don't think anybody is arguing comic authors shouldn't
               | make money out of their work.
               | 
               | The concern is that Garfield is the product of conscious
               | market research and not whatever we imagine a comic
               | artist goes through when creating their comics. You can
               | dismiss this as some ridiculous search for "purity", but
               | wouldn't you say most people imagine Watterson, Schultz,
               | etc. went through a process more or less "I liked these
               | other cartoons, and wouldn't it be cool to make something
               | about <idea>/<childhood memories>/<something that
               | inspired me>/<something that worries me>" vs "hey, let's
               | make money, what kind of character would make me the most
               | money?".
               | 
               | Davis is not the only one, of course.
        
               | weard_beard wrote:
               | Art without money is madness. Money without art dies on
               | the vine in obscurity or pays its dues in criticism
               | through time.
               | 
               | 99% of everything commercially produced is somewhere
               | between these and, if made by a person, part of a cannon,
               | a body of work that grows and changes as the person does.
               | 
               | Just because an artist invites us into their mind does
               | not mean we don't owe them the respect we'd give a
               | stranger. At least that's how I look at it.
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | We don't owe Jim Davis any kind of respect as an artist.
               | He must earn it.
               | 
               | In the scale you're describing, he leans heavily towards
               | making money and away from the art part. It's OK to feel
               | scorn for this. It's also OK to respect it, but that's
               | not me.
               | 
               | > _Art without money is madness_
               | 
               | This isn't what my comment was about, but I cannot
               | refrain from answering: art can exist perfectly well
               | without money. I'd say the vast majority of art humanity
               | produces is not related to money at all. It is definitely
               | not madness without money.
               | 
               | > _Money without art dies on the vine in obscurity or
               | pays its dues in criticism through time._
               | 
               | Sadly, I don't think the former is true, and I don't
               | think the latter matters enough.
        
               | weard_beard wrote:
               | Different pen strokes for different folks.
               | 
               | I used to binge read those meaningless colorful flip
               | books to put myself to sleep.
               | 
               | Benadryl without the side effects.
               | 
               | Is it art? It felt like the smear of endless days I
               | couldn't escape and it was comforting. It didn't
               | challenge me, but I treasure it.
               | 
               | Like a child's fairy tale that never ends and every day
               | was just... ever after
        
               | jjulius wrote:
               | >Art without money is madness.
               | 
               | ... _wha?_
               | 
               | ... _huh?_
               | 
               | I've created so much art in my spare time, for the sheer
               | love and joy of it. It's done for me, but I've shared it
               | with friends and family and they've also greatly
               | appreciated it, and sometimes participated in it with me
               | with splendid results. Money has never entered the
               | equation.
               | 
               | Am I missing something, or am I correct in my reading of
               | that statement? If I'm correct, I don't mean to be
               | judgemental, but that's a horribly disappointing view of
               | art, whatever the medium, and I'm sorry that you feel
               | that way.
        
               | weard_beard wrote:
               | Would you go and dig rocks out of a mountain and refine
               | them into pure ore just because?
               | 
               | We are social animals. Art is storytelling. It has many
               | utilities, but it is primarily education and
               | entertainment.
               | 
               | A modern version of the cave painting is to distill
               | complex and uncomfortable truths about the world for
               | those who wish to thrive in a society built on lies.
               | 
               | If you want to go dig shiny rocks from the mountain at
               | great personal risk to your mental and physical health
               | for no benefit to society you are probably sick. If it
               | heals you, that's its utility.
               | 
               | But if you find you're good at it and you want to use
               | this skill for its intended purpose, you aught to be
               | getting paid for it.
               | 
               | *Your mileage may vary. Just my take.
        
               | jjulius wrote:
               | As someone who is into producing visual and musical art
               | for no monetary benefit, _and_ happens to do a lot of
               | backpacking and is very into the geology of the areas I
               | backpack in, yes. I would absolutely find great value in
               | something akin to trekking into remote, hard to reach
               | areas just to see some rocks shaped by ancient glaciers.
               | 
               | If that all makes me "sick", then fuck yeah, proud to be
               | mentally ill. It's truly sad that doing something for
               | pleasure, education, love, fascination and reverence
               | (like being fascinated about how our planet shaped
               | itself, or learning to play the guitar because you love
               | music and think it's fun) is viewed as "mad" or "sick" if
               | there isn't some kind of monetary return. YMMV indeed,
               | but money is not everything.
               | 
               | What's sick, in my eyes, is only being able to view
               | things through the lens of monetary value.
        
               | weard_beard wrote:
               | Money is just a proxy for the value your skill brings to
               | society.
               | 
               | I appreciate your perspective, but I hope you appreciate
               | that mine is just aligned with a more social view of the
               | world.
        
               | jjulius wrote:
               | Social impacts don't need to be tied to money.
               | 
               | Getting together with your friends and playing/creating
               | music together, with/for yourselves, and for no financial
               | gain is of tremendous value, for instance.
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | I'm similarly appalled by weard_beard's replies as you
               | are.
               | 
               | I find lots of joy in life without money entering
               | directly into the equation (other than "without money I
               | wouldn't be able to live").
               | 
               | When I start doing something I enjoy -- a hobby, an
               | activity, a craft -- the first thought into my mind is
               | definitely NOT "how can I monetize this?".
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | > _Money is just a proxy for the value your skill brings
               | to society._
               | 
               | It _can_ be, but it 's not the only one.
               | 
               | > _mine is just aligned with a more social view of the
               | world_
               | 
               | I wouldn't say this, no. It's just a money-oriented
               | worldview, not a more social one.
        
               | vintermann wrote:
               | > The concern is that Garfield is the product of
               | conscious market research and not whatever we imagine a
               | comic artist goes through when creating their comics.
               | 
               | Jim Davis has consistently said this, but really, take a
               | look at strip #1. It's not funny, it's not cute. It's a
               | cruel joke at his own expense - I don't think it's
               | overanalyzing it to say that the cartoonist loser Jon is
               | a stand-in for Jim. If this was a product of market
               | research, it was the worst market research ever!
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | It's possible Davis overstated his claim for effect.
               | There are definitely elements of Jon as an author stand-
               | in.
               | 
               | As an aside, over here (Argentina) we have an extremely
               | marketing-oriented and bad comics author, Nik, who
               | "invented" a cartoon cat vaguely similar to Garfield
               | called "Gaturro", which started as a copy of Garfield
               | with a slightly more political bent. It's as bad and
               | bland as Garfield, without any trace of originality.
               | 
               | As Fight Club would have it, "a copy of a copy of a
               | copy...".
               | 
               | I'm sure some of my vitriol against Garfield is
               | influenced by my dislike of Nik and his Gaturro.
        
               | biztos wrote:
               | Doesn't that impugn a whole lot of classics?
               | 
               | Dudes sitting in a smoky room: "Yeah, so the pig's a big
               | fat pig with mobility issues and get this, he _stutters_
               | hahahaha gonna sell like moonshine, go tell the artists."
        
               | the_af wrote:
               | > _Doesn't that impugn a whole lot of classics?_
               | 
               | I'm sure it impugns many of the classics (and later), not
               | only Garfield! In my mind, it does impugn He-Man, G.I.
               | Joe, etc. YMMV, of course.
               | 
               | > _Dudes sitting in a smoky room: "Yeah, so the pig's a
               | big fat pig with mobility issues and get this, he
               | stutters hahahaha gonna sell like moonshine, go tell the
               | artists."_
               | 
               | There was a lot of artistry in the Looney Toons, the
               | artists were both doing it for the money (of course) but
               | also out of love for cartoons and they had ideas about
               | them. It wasn't pure cold hearted market research. They
               | didn't go "what would sell more stuffed toys, a pig or a
               | rabbit?".
               | 
               | There must have been _some_ of this too, of course, but
               | have you read memories or articles about Tex Avery and
               | other people involved? They truly cared about their
               | craft. They had _ideas_ about what they wanted to
               | achieve, and it wasn 't just "make money".
        
           | npteljes wrote:
           | The conclusion doesn't follow the premise. In fact, precisely
           | the opposite arises from it. People who make things for money
           | tend to be controlling about their thing, as it's the thing
           | that makes them money. Others controlling the thing is a
           | potential threat against the money-making capability of the
           | thing, so they usually try to quell it. To not just let a
           | remix be, but actively endorse it, is a notable and unusual
           | event.
        
           | forgotoldacc wrote:
           | Is "man works for money" something that should surprise
           | anyone?
           | 
           | Newspaper comic artists aren't working for free. They all
           | want money. That's why they work.
        
             | acomjean wrote:
             | It doesn't really surprise me, but I'm not sure it changes
             | how I feel about it.
             | 
             | My family were huge Garfield fans growing up and had a
             | bunch of the books (one in German). The side characters
             | were fun Odie, Lyman, the overly adorable kitten (Nermal),
             | some relatives that came from a farm or something.
             | 
             | The "worst" thing was at some point it did seem like Davis
             | was cranking them out for the newspaper without some of the
             | care (though it might be I overdosed and became kind of
             | sick of them). The other characters disappeared or became
             | infrequent.
             | 
             | I don't begrudge him though.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Garfield always struck me as having exhausted all
               | available novelty almost immediately. Simpsons at least
               | was able to do 5-10 seasons (depending on your taste),
               | but there is only so much one can do with 3 panels and a
               | handful of characters eh?
               | 
               | I think he kept his slot more out of nostalgia and risk
               | adversion from the papers than anything else.
        
           | vintermann wrote:
           | He always cheerfully said this whenever someone suggests he
           | had any kind of artistic vision.
           | 
           | I'd say there are things which suggest he's not entirely
           | sincere about that.
        
         | OnionBlender wrote:
         | How does Jim Davis feel about the Garfield Lovecraft stuff?
        
           | vintermann wrote:
           | I don't think he's said, but he has written some shockingly
           | creepy stories himself, like the Halloween special which
           | suggests Jon died or moved out ages ago and Garfield is just
           | hallucinating due to starvation and despair. He claimed he
           | wrote it after a _market survey_ indicating that loneliness
           | is what people fear the most (this is a pattern with Davis -
           | he always cheerfully claims he 's just in it for the money
           | whenever someone suggests he has any kind of artistic
           | vision).
           | 
           | Or the one in "Garfield: his 9 lives" where a different
           | incarnation of Garfield goes suddenly feral and kills the
           | elderly woman owning him. Jim Davis didn't draw it, but he
           | did script it!
        
             | selcuka wrote:
             | For the curious:
             | 
             | https://screenrant.com/garfield-his-9-lives-primal-self-
             | horr...
        
       | lanna wrote:
       | The concept would be more interesting and realistic if they
       | removed only Garfield's thought bubbles (after all, Jon can't
       | hear Garfield's thoughts anyway) but still left Garfield in the
       | comic.
        
         | losvedir wrote:
         | I agree! I've always wanted this, since seeing Garfield minus
         | Garfield back in the day.
        
         | rikthevik wrote:
         | That was a thing! Boingboing had an article about it, but it
         | looks like the original tumblr is no longer around.
         | 
         | https://boingboing.net/2014/03/09/garfield-without-garfields...
        
         | seeEllArr wrote:
         | The somethingawful forums started this with garfield in the
         | comic before "Garfield minus Garfield" was a thing. I agree
         | that the original gag is much better.
        
         | mcmoor wrote:
         | Yeah I never liked this one. There's that one other that
         | replaces Garfield with a slightly realistic cat (without
         | thought bubble of course) and I prefer that.
        
           | robotnixon wrote:
           | That sounds like Realfield
           | 
           | https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7zfbr3/realfield/
        
       | WorldPeas wrote:
       | [obligatory "garfield where is my pipe" joke here]
        
       | throwme0827349 wrote:
       | Love GMG, glad to see it at number one here. It's really quite
       | amazing how much funnier and yet more profound it is without
       | Garfield. If you like this, you might also enjoy Nietzsche Family
       | Circus: https://www.nietzschefamilycircus.com/
       | 
       | I used to have one stuck to the door of my doom room. No one
       | laughed. :(
        
         | rikthevik wrote:
         | I'd like to submit Time is a Flat Circus as well
         | 
         | https://www.tumblr.com/timeisaflatcircus
        
         | wholinator2 wrote:
         | This is amazing. One of the better dark-naive mashups I've ever
         | seen. It seems to hit 3/4 for me. I Definitely would've laughed
        
       | mcbuilder wrote:
       | Funny I was just thinking about this yesterday! Now it's on the
       | top of HN.
        
       | astura wrote:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garfield_Minus_Garfield
        
       | trhway wrote:
       | They should have removed the human instead. Garfield only
       | Garfield.
        
       | casenmgreen wrote:
       | This is better than the original.
        
       | brailsafe wrote:
       | Clicking on the image on this post leads to a wild NSFW 404 page.
       | Not sure I was expecting to get an extremely sus, probably
       | illegal, asian porn site. Wth
       | 
       | https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/19400379301/i-made-a-...
        
         | acureau wrote:
         | Just did the same thing at the office. Nice!
        
       | Levitating wrote:
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/garfieldminusgarfield/
        
         | checker wrote:
         | This is where this belongs.
        
       | fideloper wrote:
       | May I recommend a follow up fun Garfield themed thing:
       | /r/imsorryjon (research its history, it's kinda fun)
       | 
       | And if you like "garfield minus garfield" then perhaps I can also
       | introduce you to Chief O'Brien at Work
       | https://chiefobrienatwork.com/
        
       | chuckadams wrote:
       | I used to have a small bookmark collection of "anti-comics", and
       | this was on the list. Others included Dinosaur Comics, Partially
       | Clips, and Pokey the Penguin.
        
       | roland35 wrote:
       | If you want another Garfield related internet horror binge, I'm
       | sorry Jon on Reddit has some great comics
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/
        
         | tmountain wrote:
         | Came here to say this. Excellent content there if it's your
         | sort of thing.
        
       | snissn wrote:
       | I'm impressed with how easy it is to recreate this effect using
       | AI tools. I made this on my iPhone in the photos app by circling
       | Garfield a few times: https://i.imgur.com/YVOZlj8.jpeg based on
       | https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2025/04/10
        
         | Delk wrote:
         | The physical act of removing the Garfield figure from the
         | frames is the least interesting part.
         | 
         | (It probably also isn't particularly difficult in many cases,
         | considering the monochrome backgrounds.)
        
       | dimal wrote:
       | Remember when the internet was all goofy shit like this instead
       | of algorithmically optimized social media angst?
        
         | lanfeust6 wrote:
         | All the big social media platforms were around when this
         | started. The dominance wasn't in full swing yet but it only
         | took a few years for vbulletin and everything else to dwindle.
        
         | eestrada wrote:
         | I miss the old internet. I'm pretty sure anyone old enough to
         | have experienced it misses it.
        
           | Loughla wrote:
           | And the people who were there before the old Internet missed
           | that too. Something something eternal September.
        
             | mhink wrote:
             | Absolutely. I remember being about 14 or 15 years old,
             | reading old .txt files about, like- how to build blue boxes
             | and experiment with the phone system, C programming
             | tutorials for MUDs that had peaked in the late 90s, IRC
             | archives (even though IRC was still around, I had no way of
             | finding my way to good channels), and getting this distinct
             | sense that I had _just_ missed something really cool, and
             | was stuck with an Internet that had already passed its
             | prime.
        
           | nunez wrote:
           | I was there. Nope.
           | 
           | Waiting ages for basic serif pages to load over your 56k (or
           | 128k connection if you were rich and had ISDN)? Nope.
           | 
           | Downloading tracks from KaZaa/WinMX/Limewire/Napster for a
           | million hours only for them to be some warped shit that the
           | studios planted? Nope.
           | 
           | Getting malware just for existing? Early software firewalls
           | that burned CPU cycles/crashed your PC? That were the only
           | option because hardware firewalls were stupid expensive and
           | not at all practical for residential use? Nope.
           | 
           | Norton Antivirus? ABSOLUTELY NOPE.
           | 
           | Blue screens when you looked at IE or Navigator the wrong
           | way? Nope.
           | 
           | Flash? Lol, nope.
           | 
           | WAP? The 2004 kind? Lol, hell nope.
           | 
           | "This page is best viewed on Internet Explorer", i.e. IE4/5/6
           | or it's basically unusable? Nope.
           | 
           | Having to actually go seven or eight o's into the
           | Gooooooooooooooooooooooogle footer to find what you were
           | looking for? Def nope.
           | 
           | Almost everything about using the Internet is better today
           | IMO. Faster, prettier, more secure and more cross-platform.
           | 
           | You have to work hard to get hit with a virus these days,
           | especially on iOS/macOS or Linux, though it's much harder on
           | Android these days too. Also, I loved wasting my life on /.,
           | but Reddit is so much better, even after the API-pocalyse.
           | 
           | I definitely miss open messaging platforms though. AIM for
           | life.
        
             | jltsiren wrote:
             | The old internet had something today's internet lacks: a
             | justified belief that the future would be better. Things
             | were new and exciting, and you saw opportunities and rapid
             | improvements everywhere. Today it's just governments and
             | megacorporations, and bureaucracy upon endless bureaucracy.
        
             | rvba wrote:
             | Flash brought a lot of good stuff...
        
             | agiacalone wrote:
             | I was there too.
             | 
             | Napster was good because it was new. And the music was
             | yours when you got it.
             | 
             | Never used NAV. Never cared to. Linux didn't need it.
             | 
             | Hated Flash too, and never used it. Internet was still
             | great without it.
             | 
             | WAP was new, too. But Ethernet existed, and we wired our
             | house.
             | 
             | Used Firefox/Netscape Navigator. Avoided IE pages like the
             | plague.
             | 
             | I do malware research. You're grossly underestimating how
             | common malware is today. Ever hear of ransomware?
             | 
             | Not everything on the Internet is better today. Some things
             | are, but many are not.
             | 
             | And don't even get me started on the cesspool that Reddit
             | is.
        
             | itsboring wrote:
             | Hmm, when I think "old Internet" I don't think Napster, IE,
             | WAP... I think usenet, gopher, telnet MUDs, IRC netsplits
             | and FTP warez.
        
             | heavyset_go wrote:
             | Old internet was something different socially for
             | subcultures, especially DIY subcultures and communities.
             | 
             | You just don't connect with people the same way on giant
             | message boards or platforms like Reddit where you're one
             | user out of a billion.
             | 
             | It was just... Smaller and personal, I guess?
             | 
             | It feels like everything today is optimized for
             | monetization, ads, tracking, etc.
             | 
             | I guess I could summarize it as saying the internet went
             | mainstream and changed its audience and charm.
        
             | thowawatp302 wrote:
             | > Waiting ages for basic serif pages to load over your 56k
             | (or 128k connection if you were rich and had ISDN)? Nope.
             | 
             | > Downloading tracks from KaZaa/WinMX/Limewire/Napster for
             | a million hours only for them to be some warped shit that
             | the studios planted? Nope.
             | 
             | I was there too, and realized that these sort of reductions
             | in speed made one far more mindful of what one was doing
             | 
             | > Almost everything about using the Internet is better
             | today IMO. Faster, prettier, more secure and more cross-
             | platform
             | 
             | This too is particularly debatable. Applications are thin
             | wrappers around web browsers, there are constant annoyances
             | (want to receive notifications for this webpage? Not now?
             | We'll ask you later.) I bet if I pulled someone from 2005
             | they'd look at a lot of things on a current website and see
             | malware. And is it really more cross platform when we've
             | achieved that by having less platforms?
        
             | blitzar wrote:
             | All of that was terrible. It was still better than tiktoks
             | and facebooks.
             | 
             | smash like and subscribe, code blitz50 for 0.5% off sea of
             | legends
        
             | itsoktocry wrote:
             | I'm not sure anything on your list is even about "the
             | internet", as opposed to other tech around it. Do you know
             | what people mean when they say "the internet?".
        
         | standyro wrote:
         | there was still angst then, it just was more targeted in single
         | directions, not like now where the angst is aimlessly directed
         | at society, sponsored by squarespace
        
           | weard_beard wrote:
           | Sounds like a cologne.
           | 
           | Angst, by Squarespace
        
         | npteljes wrote:
         | The internet was never all goofy shit like this. The launch
         | date of G-G is "February 13, 2008", and we already had the
         | creepy Facebook, deplorable shit like jailbait was in full
         | swing, gore was not just popular, it was old news. Internet
         | advertising was already very toxic for many years, and its
         | surveillance capabilities were also ever-increasing. Not to
         | mention, the Eternal September lasted for 15 years now.
         | 
         | My point is, it changed, yes, but "The Internet" was always
         | shit, and you can also always find good fun, as always. You can
         | turn off the doom, and enjoy a good never-ending scroll of a
         | myriad of fantastic hobbies and people sharing their human
         | experience. It takes effort, just like it did back then.
        
           | wholinator2 wrote:
           | > It takes effort, just like it did back then.
           | 
           | I think this is a sentiment missing from lots of the rose
           | glasses back watching. It took effort to find all these fun
           | things, it still takes effort to find fun things. The only
           | difference is that now the effort floor is in the icy pits of
           | hell and its so easy to slide all the way down there. Things
           | were different but you still had to work for it. Sites were
           | smaller and there were less people, those things still exist,
           | probably more so, there's just an ocean now. We have to learn
           | how to swim maybe but we can still cross.
        
             | npteljes wrote:
             | And also, very different things exist. So yes, it's hard to
             | find the "same" things or "similar" things, but if one
             | adapts a bit to more up to date trends, the horizon
             | broadens a lot. For example, there is much less life on
             | traditional forums now, but much more life on YouTube.
        
           | asddubs wrote:
           | we had facebook, but things weren't centralized to only 5
           | websites yet. You are right though, there's a lot about the
           | old internet that was better, but there was also stuff that
           | was worse. It was more untamed perhaps. I certainly don't
           | miss rotten.com or goatse or the absolute cesspit reddit was
           | at the time (as you mention). We tend to forget about this
           | and just think about the good, like individual weird blogs
           | hosted on their own quirky websites actually being able to
           | find an audience (which still exist to some extent but not to
           | the same degree at all). Still, I think "the internet was
           | always shit" is too cynical of a take. Some parts of the
           | internet were always shit. Some of it changed for the better,
           | some for the worse.
        
             | itsoktocry wrote:
             | > _the absolute cesspit reddit was at the time (as you
             | mention)_
             | 
             | You prefer the corporate, censored, ad-ridden site that
             | reddit is now? That is bizarre.
             | 
             | The internet of old _was_ better, in my opinion. It took
             | work to be there; now it takes work to _not_ be there.
        
               | asddubs wrote:
               | in the case of reddit I do. We don't need to return to
               | the quasi-CP and complaining about SJWs era. I'll take a
               | censored ad-ridden site with a somewhat less toxic
               | userbase, though of course as always it would be best to
               | have the best of both worlds. Old reddit was just way too
               | unwilling to take out the trash and instead let it
               | fester.
        
           | heavyset_go wrote:
           | Garfield Minus Garfield is an iteration of a trend on SA and
           | FYAD of editing Garfield comics by re-ordering panels,
           | removing panels, removing characters/dialogue/etc, and
           | shuffling panels from other Garfield strips to make humorous
           | and/or unsettling mashups.
           | 
           | That is to say the trend predates the 2008 launch of the
           | site.
        
           | berkes wrote:
           | Indeed.
           | 
           | We had "Altavista" and for a very short time it was OK, but
           | then quickly decended into a ad-ridden "portal" This was 1997
           | or so.
           | 
           | The web was full of popups, and then popunders. It was not
           | uncommon to close your browser in the computer-room, then
           | have to close 20 popups that kept coming back. Some of which
           | showing straight out porn. At least scams like viagra, "buy
           | gold online" or "download more memory" malware.
           | 
           | Before Google, it was merely undoable to find anything useful
           | between all the banners, gifs, "only readable in netscape"
           | search-engines.
           | 
           | Before Mozilla/Firefox, popups made it almost impossible to
           | browse the web for longer than half an hour before the
           | browser crashed or the computer locked up.
           | 
           | Chat was insecure, scammers, groomers, malware injection,
           | mitm was everywhere. There was no privacy.
           | 
           | Forums, BBSes and NNTP were full of "trolls" before this term
           | was even known. Flamewars, flamebait, and again, scammers,
           | groomers and malware everywhere.
           | 
           | I do have fond memories of this time. But also know these
           | memories are distorted. It was a dark forest already.
           | 
           | The main difference, I believe, was that the majority of
           | internet users back then were smart - mostly western -
           | educated or young people. I.e. the "tech literate" folks.
           | Those who know how to deal with malware, scams, groomers,
           | privacy, hackers. Those who know how to navigate around
           | popup-bombs, redirect-loops, illegal-content and criminals.
           | But the bad stuff was there from the early days. Today, the
           | "bad stuff" has shifted, from criminals into monopolized big-
           | tech tapping our attention and data, but it has always been
           | there, this dark side.
        
           | dyauspitr wrote:
           | What you described in your first paragraph is still the old
           | internet and it was way better than the post-truth/bot/AI
           | hellscape of today. I'll take "creepy" stuff over a complete
           | separation from reality any day.
        
           | dimal wrote:
           | Ok, maybe a more accurate statement would be that the ratio
           | of goofy shit to angst-generating bullshit was much higher in
           | 2008. Maybe it was 70/30 in favor of goofy shit and now it's
           | 1/99 in favor of bullshit. We had Facebook and Twitter back
           | then, but neither had been weaponized against us yet. Both
           | had a very different flavor than they have today.
        
         | nunez wrote:
         | It still is; it's just different
        
         | prawn wrote:
         | The gore sites are a prevailing memory from early days. (I was
         | first online in the mid-90s.)
        
           | gorlilla wrote:
           | Rotten rings a bell there.
        
         | _sys49152 wrote:
         | www.mnftiu.cc legendary
        
         | heavyset_go wrote:
         | God I miss ye olde FYAD
        
         | dclowd9901 wrote:
         | If you had to encapsulate the vibe, it would be "people just
         | post shit to see if other people are as weird as they are."
         | 
         | It was a whole era, folks. And I don't mean "does anyone else"
         | Reddit crap that is absurdly naive. This was way more before
         | and way more naive than that. You didn't have any expectation
         | that you were normal (even if you were weird). You just did it
         | to gauge how fucking weird you were.
        
         | DeathArrow wrote:
         | >Remember when the internet was all goofy shit like this
         | instead of algorithmically optimized social media angst?
         | 
         | I first accessed the internet in 1998 through school. I still
         | like it more how it was in those days. Most people didn't care
         | about the Internet so the people lurking the Internet had a
         | particular interest in it or were technically inclined.
         | 
         | Once some guys discovered they can make tons of money through
         | the Internet, those good times are over.
         | 
         | It's like you travel to a beautiful place which is not popular.
         | Once it starts becoming a major tourist attraction, it will be
         | ruined for good in 20 years.
        
       | nimish wrote:
       | excellent blast from the past
        
       | HeliumHydride wrote:
       | Also check out the square root of minus Garfield:
       | https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/
        
         | nvader wrote:
         | I definitely recommend this one, it has greater longevity due
         | to the wider number of schticks the author is able to engage in
         | over the different comics.
         | 
         | E.g. here's a quirky image effect:
         | https://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=13
        
       | russellbeattie wrote:
       | My favorite type of humor is the absurd non-sequitur. The more
       | incongruous the better. Like when out of no where someone asks,
       | "If you could trade your shadow for a parrot, would you do it?"
       | Or, "What's your opinion on invisible bicycles?"
       | 
       | So to me, G-G is absolute gold.
        
       | lqstuart wrote:
       | This is really old
        
       | b3lvedere wrote:
       | I liked Gramfel more : https://www.boredpanda.com/garfield-
       | comics-gramfel-cycle-nel...
        
       | AdmiralAsshat wrote:
       | What's missed from the popular take on GMG is that it's not
       | always depressing. Sometimes Jon finds joy in mundane things that
       | Garfield isn't there to damper.
       | 
       | https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/27763465
        
       | windowshopping wrote:
       | I find the dating on this website confusing. It says Jan 27 AND
       | Nov 03, and when I click previous comic, in order it goes: Feb 04
       | / Jun 14, May 31, Oct 13, Aug 02, Jan 08.....I'm so confused.
       | 
       | A. Why are there 2 comics per day? B. Why are the dates seemingly
       | random?
        
         | gwern wrote:
         | Could it be date of the original / date the edited version was
         | posted?
        
       | qingcharles wrote:
       | Also good:
       | 
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/GarfieldMinusJon/
       | 
       | And if you want to get weird:
       | 
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/AlzheimersGroup/top/?t=year
       | 
       | Full list:
       | 
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/garfieldminusgarfield/comments/gxl2...
        
       | analog31 wrote:
       | A similar take on "Peanuts" where the last frame of each strip is
       | removed.
       | 
       | https://3eanuts.com/
        
       | msarnoff wrote:
       | I always liked Realfield better.
       | 
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7zfbr3/realfield/
        
       | dailydetour123 wrote:
       | This is great to see on the front page! I include it as part of
       | the newsletter I run on the best/nostalgic side of the internet
       | so it's cool to see it resonating with people here for that
       | reason.
        
       | schlauerfox wrote:
       | There's also a bot account on mastodon replacing garfield word
       | bubbles with song lyrics. sometimes it's pretty substantial.
        
       | atleastoptimal wrote:
       | Now where could my pipe be?
        
       | npteljes wrote:
       | The derivative I also like, and don't see it here is the markov
       | chain garfield - from back when markov chains were the bee's
       | knees in text generation. The generator is fed by existing
       | garfield comic text, and the generated text is superimposed to a
       | template of existing comics. It might take a few refreshes, but I
       | always manage to amuse myself with the absurdity that it spits
       | out.
       | 
       | https://joshmillard.com/garkov/
        
         | classichasclass wrote:
         | I laughed until I cried. Thank you.
        
         | stonogo wrote:
         | I'll join your derivatives thread with the garfield
         | randomizers. here's one: https://www.bgreco.net/garfield/
         | 
         | and an example I just made with the 'hold' feature:
         | https://www.bgreco.net/garfield/?panel0=1984840901&panel1=19...
        
       | nunez wrote:
       | I love Garfield. This is incredible. Thanks for posting this!
        
       | keepamovin wrote:
       | This is great, seriously. This is hilarious. Super dark. The
       | theme music changes hugely when Garfield is not there. Getting
       | wind swept Scottish Hebrides vibes and Hans Zimmer soundscapes
       | lol.
        
       | norswap wrote:
       | Am I the only one wishing I could see the original afterwards,
       | for comparison?
        
       | ipcress_file wrote:
       | Where has this been all my life?
       | 
       | This is a special kind of sad, poetic Zen.
        
       | irrational wrote:
       | This makes me contemplate how different people's experiences will
       | alter their perception of this project. Having never read
       | Garfield, the man in these comics comes off as unhinged. But, I
       | imagine, if I was familiar with the source material, I might
       | mentally insert the missing parts and compare this with that in
       | my head.
        
         | tastysandwich wrote:
         | Massive Garfield fan growing up.
         | 
         | Garfield minus Garfield is still just as eerie and depressing
         | despite knowing the "source material". I love it.
        
         | Agentlien wrote:
         | As someone who has casually read Garfield from time to time,
         | I'd describe Jon (the man in the comic) as a lovable loser. A
         | lot of the jokes in the comics are at his expense.
        
       | slowhadoken wrote:
       | Old but gold.
        
       | MagicMoonlight wrote:
       | Browsing through those has shown me how terrible that comic is
        
       | paulryanrogers wrote:
       | This is clever. Now can we stop the whole USA without the
       | constitution exercise?
        
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