[HN Gopher] The Cult of the American Lawn
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       The Cult of the American Lawn
        
       Author : ecliptik
       Score  : 25 points
       Date   : 2025-03-21 15:38 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | georgeburdell wrote:
       | Lawn apologist here. I have one because my kids use it daily, and
       | it's easy to spend 30 minutes to mow it a few times a month
       | instead of maintaining countless bushes in the same space. I also
       | don't use chemicals except fertilizer and a copper-based
       | fungicide, so there's a decent amount of bug life.
       | 
       | The real ecological dead zones are the fake grass "lawns", that
       | are both nutrient free and heat islands, and for some reason get
       | tax breaks to install.
        
         | ceejayoz wrote:
         | > for some reason get tax breaks to install
         | 
         | Isn't that reason "water"?
        
           | steveBK123 wrote:
           | Really a regional thing.
           | 
           | The home I grew up in up in the Northeast had 1 acre lot and
           | not a sprinkler in sight.
        
             | ceejayoz wrote:
             | We aren't getting tax breaks for drought-resistant
             | landscaping in the Northeast, though.
        
           | georgeburdell wrote:
           | Yes that's ostensibly the reason, but I wouldn't get tax
           | breaks for covering my lawn with plastic bags.
        
             | ceejayoz wrote:
             | Well, sure, just like I don't get an EV credit for walking.
        
               | simgt wrote:
               | It really shows how poorly designed these incentives are.
               | One should get a credit for not owning an ICE car, or for
               | not using more than x m^3 of water a month.
        
         | alistairSH wrote:
         | Yeah, there's lawns and "lawns".
         | 
         | The perfectly manufactured, 100% single grass variety, that
         | takes lots of chemicals, water, and mowing? Terrible.
         | 
         | Grassy area that has some clover and dandelions, gets mowed 2x
         | month, and doesn't need watering or chemical treatment? Fine by
         | me.
         | 
         | Personally, I'd rather have some bushes and perennials that I
         | trim 2x year, add much in the Spring, and that's it. And that's
         | the way yard has been going over the last 5 years - the grass
         | portion is smaller every year. I might just pull the plug on
         | grass this season, dig it up, add some fresh soil, and plant
         | some plants.
        
           | mvieira38 wrote:
           | You can have it both ways though... A nice little grass play
           | area, maybe some small soccer goals, and in the periphery of
           | that some perennials, maybe some rosemary so the kids can
           | pick it when helping at the kitchen? You may delimit the play
           | area with a clover lawn too
        
             | alistairSH wrote:
             | You should be able to have it both ways, except there are
             | neighborhoods/towns that require "though shalt have 100%
             | Kentucky Bluegrass trimmed within 1.5"-2.75" inches length
             | and bushes shall be aligned with building edges or property
             | boundaries."
             | 
             | Ideally, there should never be requirements to have a "well
             | groomed" lawn. And incentives should be aligned to
             | discourage overly manicured lawns (higher water costs,
             | taxes on fertilizer, whatever else works).
        
           | lo_zamoyski wrote:
           | Some also substitute grass with plants like creeping thyme.
        
         | mvieira38 wrote:
         | Wouldn't the kids benefit from a tree or two instead of a
         | barren wasteland of green under direct sunlight? If you do have
         | a tree I guess the antilawn crowd doesn't mind you at all
        
           | georgeburdell wrote:
           | I do have one large tree, but space is limited because much
           | of the lawn is over underground utilities near which you
           | really shouldn't place trees
        
         | AlecSchueler wrote:
         | Sounds like the problem is that the house lacks a park or
         | similar area within walking distance. We have a garden here but
         | there's two grass fields running along the street along with
         | several play parks, a large park and a small swamp area within
         | 5 minutes walking (Netherlands).
        
           | georgeburdell wrote:
           | We have 3 parks within 1km, but it's easier to just let them
           | outside and play ball with minimal supervision in a safe
           | enclosed space
        
         | op00to wrote:
         | My neighbor has zoysiagrass, and has someone spraypaint his
         | lawn green in the winter. It's pretty hilarious. I too have
         | zoysiagrass, but I'm cool with the dead look in the winter so
         | that I don't worry about it in the summer when I forget to
         | water.
        
       | jmclnx wrote:
       | As a non-owner, I would love to have a lawn of dandelions, but
       | the owner insists on a lawn and buys a lot of chemicals to keep
       | it that way.
        
         | ravenstine wrote:
         | That's a shame since dandelions aren't actually harmful to
         | lawns.
        
           | i80and wrote:
           | Maybe it's growing up with Bloom County comic books, but
           | dandelions to me are even beautiful and joyful
        
         | david422 wrote:
         | This is from memory, and I can't find the sources - but at one
         | point I read that some company developed some new pesticides
         | for lawns and as a side effect, dandelions were killed. Which
         | meant the company did a PR campaign to re-brand dandelions as
         | weeds... and here we are.
        
       | lotsofpulp wrote:
       | Simple solution is marginal water prices. Make the price curve
       | steeper and steeper until water consumption decreases to desired
       | levels.
       | 
       | Convincing people to care about the future is the hard part
       | though, and I have no solution for that.
        
         | thrance wrote:
         | You're just going to make lawn a privilege, and even more of a
         | status symbol than it already is, and therefore more desirable.
         | Just ban lawns in places where it can't grow naturally, it's
         | not that hard.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | The goal is to reduce water usage, not ban status symbols.
        
       | sailfast wrote:
       | This article is conflating the need for a "lawn" and what it
       | means with people violating the terms and covenants they signed
       | when they joined an HOA.
       | 
       | If your HOA requires grass, you've gotta have grass, even if you
       | want a garden. As someone that has had the poor fortune of being
       | on an HOA board neighbors like these might say they're well
       | meaning but really they're just breaking a promise and not
       | willing to do the hard work to convince the HOA to amend their
       | bylaws.
       | 
       | Having a lawn can be great - it's hard to play soccer or toss a
       | frisbee in a rain garden. Having a garden or letting it go
       | "natural" is also cool and a lot of people do it in the US - but
       | not if you've signed a piece of paper saying you will keep your
       | lawn a lawn.
        
         | jchw wrote:
         | But that's just a straight-forward appeal-to-authority
         | argument, and it doesn't really do anything to justify the
         | existence and prevalence of the rules. Is it really a good use
         | of time to go and fight each HOA _individually_? It doesn 't
         | really seem like we have _time_ for that.
        
           | LiquidSky wrote:
           | <But that's just a straight-forward appeal-to-authority
           | argument
           | 
           | No, it isn't. It's a simple statement of contractual
           | obligation. They signed a deed under the authority of an HOA
           | so they are bound to obey the rules of the HOA. If you don't
           | like that don't buy property beholden to an HOA.
        
             | jchw wrote:
             | Yes. It's a simple statement of an obligation. The critique
             | is against the _existence of said obligation_.
        
               | toasterlovin wrote:
               | Which obligation you entered into willingly. So really
               | you're appealing to your own authority to legally bind
               | yourself in contracts.
        
               | jchw wrote:
               | That isn't what is being questioned here. What we're
               | calling into question the legitimacy of the agreements in
               | the first place.
               | 
               | When it brings up the story of the home owners
               | unknowingly breaking their HOA agreement in the
               | beginning, the point isn't that it's unreasonable to
               | expect people to follow rules that they agreed to. It's
               | really two things; it's that A.) They didn't even realize
               | they agreed to those rules and B.) Those rules are, in
               | our opinion, stupid and arguably harmful, and we don't
               | have to allow them.
               | 
               | Now you might argue, "Tough shit, their fault for
               | agreeing to something without paying attention." I don't
               | know if you guys happen to be homeowners, but I would
               | dare you to even _try_ to enumerate the number of
               | obligations you 've agreed to throughout the journey of
               | buying a home. The enormous stack of paperwork you have
               | to deal with is not exactly the easiest to digest,
               | especially if you aren't a legal professional. It is
               | _fully_ understandable that someone would fail to grasp
               | what they 're getting into when they sign their HOA
               | agreement, which I'm sure to many uninitiated people, is
               | just another formality of home ownership. Most people are
               | only aware of the practice of HOAs _because_ of the
               | pushback from normal people who assume when you buy a
               | house and own land you generally are allowed to do what
               | you want on it subject to some fairly basic legal
               | requirements. And that 's crap you have to read and
               | understand in addition to hundreds of other such
               | documents and contracts in your life. Cue the
               | HumancentiPad episode of South Park here.
               | 
               | And even if you _do_ know what you 're getting into, it
               | might not exactly be something you _want_ to get into.
               | The housing market is not always in your favor, and these
               | HOAs are quite prevalent in some localities. So while it
               | 's technically an agreement, it's often a begrudging one.
               | People who wind up here often won't be caught by surprise
               | by an HOA rule, like the case at the beginning of this
               | article, but that doesn't mean they're any happier.
               | 
               | The good news is, there is precedent here. We don't just
               | let people agree to whatever they want, because the
               | dynamics of some kinds of relationships are too ripe for
               | abuse and negative outcomes for society. Just like how
               | labor laws can restrict what employers can ask you to do,
               | the law can also restrict what HOAs are allowed to
               | enforce, and that's what we're after here. The rationale
               | here is pretty straightforward; I don't give a shit about
               | people's desire to live in neighborhoods with lawns that
               | look like golf greens, but I do care about the ecological
               | disaster that American lawns can be, especially depending
               | on where you live.
               | 
               | Now if you disagree with that premise, then fine, nobody
               | says you have to agree with the article, and I'm not
               | trying to convince anyone to either, but this line of
               | argument is offensively missing the point. I promise you,
               | nobody is misunderstanding how an agreement works.
        
         | mvieira38 wrote:
         | The piece of paper you are pretty much forced to sign if you
         | want to live in any neighborhood at all. That's not really the
         | full consent you are implying it is, most people are forced
         | into joining an HOA
        
           | ty6853 wrote:
           | In my state you don't sign the hoa (covenants). Instead it is
           | just something a dead guy signed 40 years ago, encumbered on
           | the land for infinity*, and recorded somewhere. Maybe the
           | title search will turn it up, maybe it won't, but either way
           | it is enforced whether you know (or even could know) about it
           | or not.
           | 
           | I was particularly enraged that even in unpopulated desert
           | wasteland ( not even roads to get there ) 9 of 10 properties
           | I looked at were encumbered by this nonsense, usually by a
           | dead boomer who was afraid of anything but a mansion next to
           | his mobile home pig farm. Several times I was lied to by
           | everyone and only discovered it during title search and only
           | because I sifted through hundreds of pages of ancient scanned
           | documents.
           | 
           | It is truly a poison on the land and by design the proportion
           | of encumbered land ratchets up with no way to reverse.
           | 
           | * Theoretically the law requires them to have a way to be
           | removed but clever lawyering makes it next to impossible for
           | a regular person.
        
           | neogodless wrote:
           | https://ipropertymanagement.com/research/hoa-statistics
           | 
           | > 82.4% of _new homes_ sold in 2023 were part of HOA
           | communities
           | 
           | Not sure if this is AI-generated but this _almost_
           | contradicts it on the same page (though it is _constructed_
           | vs _sold_.)
           | 
           | > 64.7% of newly constructed homes were part of HOA
           | communities in 2023, down 2.1% year-over-year (YoY)
           | 
           | > 77.1 million Americans live in HOAs, condominium
           | communities, or cooperatives in 2024; this number represents
           | 22.7% of the 2024 total U.S. population
           | 
           | Of course, not everyone buys _new_ homes.
           | 
           | https://www.nahb.org/News-and-Economics/Housing-
           | Economics/Na...
           | 
           | > Key Findings about the home buyers in the 2021 AHS:
           | 
           | > 7% of home buyers purchased a new home
        
             | foobarian wrote:
             | Interesting, wonder if new construction tends to be bulk
             | construction on subdivided farmland and such, and there is
             | some reason for HOAs to make sense there. Maybe it makes it
             | cheaper to pay for landscaping and similar services which
             | in turn makes more profit for the developer?
        
               | plorkyeran wrote:
               | Existing municipalities tend to require HOAs for new
               | subdivisions because it reduces the administrative
               | overhead on their end. The services a HOA provides are
               | mostly things which would otherwise have to be done by
               | the city.
        
               | jerlam wrote:
               | Do you have examples of what HOAs provide for the city
               | when it is composed of single family homes?
        
               | plorkyeran wrote:
               | Park and tree maintenance and stormwater drainage are the
               | most common. Sometimes they also take care of things like
               | road maintenance, garbage service, and street sweeping.
        
               | pandaman wrote:
               | Around here the vast majority of new construction comes
               | in shape of "A/B unit", a single lot with two SFHs. This
               | is organized as a HOA of 2 members.
        
           | LiquidSky wrote:
           | No one is forced into joining an HOA. If you don't want to be
           | bound by one then don't buy property bound by one. If there's
           | property you want not bound by an HOA them's the breaks.
        
         | bravetraveler wrote:
         | Ever see the movie _' War Games'?_ I'd prefer HOAs be starved,
         | not encouraged
        
         | wonder_er wrote:
         | supporting HOA's is supporting a key tool supremacists used in
         | the USA for a long time to enact oppression and violence on
         | people of the global majority.
         | 
         | You can keep supporting it. if we were hanging out IRL I would
         | clock[0] you (unhappily, regretfully) as someone supporting
         | supremacy.
         | 
         | a belief in authority can get real dangerous, real fast.
         | 
         | Update:
         | 
         | [0] I mean "clock" in the "to note the flaws of" sense. Urban
         | dictionary gives one definition which sounds right-enough:
         | 
         | > used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens
         | 
         | > to call out someone's flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth
         | in a situation or one's true gender
         | 
         | Here's a few quotes about HOAs, zoning, and policing from
         | https://projects.tampabay.com/projects/2020/investigations/p...
         | 
         | > If the targets, their family members or associates wouldn't
         | speak to deputies or answer questions, STAR team deputies were
         | told to look for code enforcement violations like faded mailbox
         | numbers, a forgotten bag of trash or overgrown grass, Rodgers
         | said. "We would literally go out there and take a tape measure
         | and measure the grass if somebody didn't want to cooperate with
         | us," he said. Rodgers said people sometimes would fail to pay
         | the fine, which would result in a warrant being issued for
         | their arrest.
         | 
         | So, the gap between HOAs and police (deputized slave patrols)
         | exists only for the people that want to imagine it as existing.
         | 
         | mountain out of a mole hill? perhaps.
        
           | jjulius wrote:
           | >You can keep supporting it. if we were hanging out IRL I
           | would clock you (unhappily, regretfully) as someone
           | supporting supremacy.
           | 
           | Let me understand you - you would _assume_ that the
           | individual in question _knows for certain_ how HOAs have been
           | used against minority groups, and then you would _physically
           | attack_ them _before_ asking them if they were even aware and
           | trying to enlighten them to the issue?
           | 
           | Edit: And at the risk of pushing HN's guidelines, I'll point
           | out that this is what you've put on your personal website:
           | 
           | >I value coherence, meaningfulness, compassion, and kindness.
           | 
           | One of these things is sure as hell not like the other.
           | Yikes. Maybe go get some fresh air, bud...
           | 
           | Edit 2: And I say all this as someone who very much hates
           | HOAs and will never own a home that is in one.
        
             | wonder_er wrote:
             | ooooh, not clock as 'hit' but clock as 'I would note this
             | thing seems to be true about you, and it would lead to me
             | thinking at least a little less of something about you."
             | 
             | That thing being "you operated inside of a HOA without
             | noting the easy-to-encounter truth about how HOAs
             | function/have functioned."
             | 
             | yeah, I'll update the wording in the original post.
             | 
             | Update: Wording updated. indeed, I value the things I said
             | I value, I appreciate you pointing out the other common
             | ways the word 'clock' is used. I normally don't use such
             | loose language.
             | 
             | You're probably right about a walk - my co2 meter shows the
             | current level in this room with an open window is 818 -
             | pretty fine, but movement and sun is always nice. It's
             | cloudy, but I was about to head away from my desk for the
             | day anyway.
        
               | jjulius wrote:
               | Ah, fair. My apologies for assuming the meaning.
        
               | wonder_er wrote:
               | no, i think it is the right move, especially if it landed
               | as such a provocative statement to dig around on the
               | profile, and then THAT RESEARCH revealed such a
               | contradictory impulse.
               | 
               | There are people who live like that, and the quick social
               | shaming response is not a bad one. "you said you care
               | about people {here}, and you are now behaving in a
               | dehumanizing way. how interesting"
               | 
               | I simply used a word that means one thing to me, and I
               | use it in spoken language often enough, but it happens to
               | have an equally prominent alternative usage that means
               | directly 'to hit'.
               | 
               | No apologies needed or received. I think apologies are
               | useful for some mistakes, but in some cases, if it seemed
               | like you're witnessing online bullying... I say keep on
               | keeping on.
               | 
               | Me saying "i'd hit you in person if you said this" is
               | straight-down-the-middle bullying. Me saying "I'd sadly
               | think less of you, if you said this in person" is not
               | bullying, IMO, so I say we're both right. how nice.
               | 
               | now i wanna take my frisbee for a walk in the local park
               | but it's as bit too windy for good throwing... hm.
        
           | ty6853 wrote:
           | There are a shocking number of properties with covenants that
           | either disallow black people or something associated with
           | slaves like cotton.
           | 
           | Which given how unpopular that is now, goes to show that it
           | is so impossible to reverse covenants you can't even remove
           | wildly unpopular stuff like the exclusion of blacks.
           | Thankfully such covenants are not enforceable.
        
             | wonder_er wrote:
             | yes, exactly this. I believe it rises quickly to attention,
             | upon researching at all the history of this "HOA thing" in
             | the USA, is that they existed purely as a legal fiction to
             | better accomplish oppression of 'the other' by european
             | american english-speaking peoples in the greater united
             | states.
             | 
             | Clauses like "by purchasing this property you promise to
             | sell it only ever in the future to a white person" are
             | sprinkled like salt across legal documents from certain
             | eras.
             | 
             | Everyone was saying the whole thing out loud.
             | 
             | They are not enforceable, per se, today, but they still
             | remain like landmines or unexploded ordinance in the
             | landscape. Where there were clauses like that, that are
             | currently unenforceable, something else might be close-
             | enough to enforceable that it matters.
             | 
             | I simply ask people involved with these institutions
             | something like "Do you know the racist/supremacist
             | underpinnings of (HOA's|zoning|road design standards) in
             | America?"
             | 
             | and usually the first half-second of their next facial
             | expression correctly telegraphs how it'll go.
             | 
             | Every industry I've worked in, I read with fascination the
             | lurid writings of those who hate the industry, either as
             | insiders or outsiders. That an institution in the USA is
             | _soaking wet_ in supremacy, and exists purely to propagate
             | the concept of 'race' into the future is so banal to me,
             | it's not really a hot take, though I remember when I
             | thought something like this was improbable.
             | 
             | Anyway, HOA's are one of 'em. The hold up as ideal the
             | concept of the suburb, which existed as "the alternative"
             | to all things 'ethnic'.
             | 
             | That ideal uses threats of violence to expunge all things
             | 'ethnic'. Sometimes under the guise of displaying class
             | conformity/'not looking poor', but, lets be honest, that's
             | an anti-ethnic sentiment.
             | 
             | It hurts to behold, all of this.
        
         | amanaplanacanal wrote:
         | I live in suburbia, and I don't think I have ever seen either
         | soccer or frisbees in any of my neighbor's lawns.
         | 
         | I would never buy a house with an HOA. I realize that some
         | places people don't have much choice, and I sympathize with
         | their plight.
        
       | underseacables wrote:
       | I had a lawn and it cost money to maintain but ..I liked it. I
       | liked the space it gave my kids to play, for me to play, and I
       | liked the dark green grass; the area got lots of rain. The lush
       | green is pleasing to the eye but I do agree that we should be as
       | environmentally concious about it as we can in avoiding
       | pesticides and other harmful chemicals
        
         | r00fus wrote:
         | Clover is easier to maintain, easier to setup and remains green
         | longer. You might want to make your lawn at least 25% clover by
         | just thrown down some seed - apparently that's what the country
         | used to do in the past.
         | 
         | It won't be "homogenous" look but IMHO I think that's even
         | prettier.
        
       | thrance wrote:
       | > How did the American lawn become the site of such vicious
       | disagreements? American culture embodies a zeal for individuality
       | and property rights -- of the idea that people should be able to
       | conduct their own affairs in their own territory without the
       | neighbors or the government imposing their views and forcing
       | conformity.
       | 
       | As recent events showed, this position is purely an aesthetic one
       | for most. Americans are actually very keen on dictating to others
       | what they should or shouldn't do.
        
       | keybored wrote:
       | Middle class habits and whatnot get the blame for most ecological
       | ills.[1] It's your car commute that is causing climate change,
       | not the whole system of fossil fuel dependence.[2] It's all those
       | plastic straws and plastic bags that you're using, not the
       | fishing industry dumping their equipment in the Ocean. It's you
       | throwing out food, not food makers being incentivized to throw
       | out food in order to optimize supply for profit. It's your lawn
       | using all the water which is causing a water shortage in
       | California, not the farming industry growing almonds in an arid
       | climate. And now it's your, oh look it's your lawn again.
       | 
       | On the one hand you can look at America. It ain't very densely
       | populated. And it takes active effort to get rid of dandelions.
       | Are we really that good at mowing lawns and paving over nature?
       | 
       | On the other hand Georgia is a big piece of land.
       | 
       | If I were an American I would say screw it, let's just
       | 
       | 1. Ban sickeningly green residential lawns in arid climates
       | 
       | 2. All lawns that remain are required to have at least 1/3
       | dandelion per square feet
       | 
       | Would that help the bees and the water shortage? Maybe. But at
       | least opinion-makers would stop complaining. (And move on to the
       | next thing.)
       | 
       | [1] I wrote all of this and then a Ctrl+Shift+W fatfinger killed
       | it, thanks Chrome. Reminds to use a "notepad" before posting.
       | 
       | [2] And cars play a role in that. And who made countries like
       | America massively car-dependent? Joe Parkingspace who has to live
       | one hour by car from work _or_ two hours by bus? (This is ill-
       | informed. I'm not American so I don't know what the ratios are on
       | the ground. And it will differ from Philadelphia to Vancouver,
       | WA.)
        
       | Dowwie wrote:
       | https://freakonomics.com/podcast/how-stupid-is-our-obsession...
        
       | Analemma_ wrote:
       | > Hartzheim identifies as a libertarian but told me she
       | considered neat lawns a sort of civic virtue, which she
       | acknowledged could be inconsistent with her usual suspicion of
       | onerous regulations. "I generally think government should stay
       | out of people's business," she said. "But we live in a city, and
       | there are rules for a reason; we have to live next door to folks.
       | Letting yards go willy-nilly, having mice and voles everywhere --
       | that isn't something we should support."
       | 
       | This is such a perfect encapsulation of actually-existing
       | libertarianism that I would call it a mean-spirited and
       | uncharitable parody if it wasn't quoting a real person. "The
       | government should stay out of your business, except when I hold
       | you at gunpoint until I like your lawn."
       | 
       | (And you can't even blame this part on HOAs, this was a city
       | councilor talking about a municipal regulation for lawn
       | standards)
        
       | nicholasjarnold wrote:
       | > "We were being bullied on our own property."
       | 
       | Solution - Refuse to purchase property subject to an HOA. I
       | realize this might not be a tenable solution for some people, and
       | I find that to be a very unfortunate situation. We should really
       | educate our friends, kids, neighbors on the perils of these
       | often-broad and legally binding agreements that seem to be
       | sneaking into real-estate contracts/deeds at an alarming rate
       | nationally. If you aren't comfortable with each and every
       | provision being enforced upon you, don't purchase!
       | 
       | Regarding the grass lawn situation, there are alternatives like
       | mixing in clover varieties which actually fix nitrogen (e.g.
       | improve soil health) while requiring considerably less water than
       | most lawn grass to survive. Here in urban Denver my wife and I
       | have opted for a 100% "mini clover" lawn in both the front and
       | back yards. It's already green and growing while neighboring
       | yards are still dead winter brown grass. It also stays nice and
       | green well into the late fall after most grass is dormant/dead.
       | 
       | I realize this doesn't do a lot to address the biodiversity angle
       | the article took on, but it's a potential alternative for those
       | seeking options. If you allow it to grow a bit you'll get flowers
       | that are helpful for pollinators in addition to the healthier
       | soil. I can attest that after you give the clover seed 6 weeks or
       | so to set roots and sprout (no walking on, keep it moist) it will
       | serve you for years. We're on year 4 at our house. No regrets.
        
         | r00fus wrote:
         | We literally threw down clover seed on our barren front yard
         | and it's a lush green expanse now. Like almost zero effort
         | other than initial watering.
        
           | toomuchtodo wrote:
           | What kind of clover?
        
         | Evil_Saint wrote:
         | It is really hard to avoid them. I think the only solution is a
         | federal law allowing you to opt out of any HOAs.
        
           | jghn wrote:
           | Depends on where you live in the US
        
           | toast0 wrote:
           | Tax foreclosure generally leads to a property free and clear
           | of all encumberances. It's a bit of a pain to arrange though.
           | :P
           | 
           | A federal opt out would be a huge intrusion into contract
           | law, IMHO.
           | 
           | It's pretty easy to avoid HOAs, they have to be disclosed. It
           | may be hard to buy where you want to buy and avoid HOAs
           | though. But my parents' house doesn't have an HOA (but does
           | have pretty picky city code enforcement), and the two houses
           | I've owned didn't either; although the first did have a dry
           | covenant that everyone I talked to said is unenforcable and I
           | found amusing. Tends to mean older lots or more rural,
           | because new developments like to setup HOAs, presumably
           | because the buyers of new homes don't reject them.
           | 
           | Some sort of association is also more or less required if
           | there's any form of shared responsibility, like in a condo.
        
             | kcplate wrote:
             | > It's pretty easy to avoid HOAs, they have to be
             | disclosed.
             | 
             | This is why I always cringe when my neighbors on social
             | media bitch about HOA. It just floors me that there are
             | people who simply do not read HOA covenants before they buy
             | their homes.
        
               | toasterlovin wrote:
               | And also that this from OP may actually be a causal
               | relationship for many:
               | 
               | > It may be hard to buy where you want to buy and avoid
               | HOAs though.
               | 
               | Gotta fully accept the tradeoffs you make.
        
       | seabird wrote:
       | The natural angle is cool if you don't want to lounge around in
       | your yard. The pollen, ticks, mice, raccoons, weeds, etc. are
       | generally not what people are looking to deal with in
       | urban/suburban living.
       | 
       | I have a shop on a couple of acres that I let get pretty unruly
       | because I don't really give a shit how it looks. After picking
       | off quite a few ticks and dealing with raccoons constantly trying
       | to get into the building for a while, I just started knocking
       | down all the bushes and kept the grass real short. No issues
       | since.
       | 
       | Additionally, the HOA rules aren't there to stop well meaning
       | homeowners who want a more natural yard, they're there to stop
       | completely untamed blight. The latter case is significantly more
       | common than the former and it is absolutely a problem. As much as
       | it pains me to say (I think HOAs are one of the saddest, most
       | pathetic parts of American life), lawn rules are reasonable at
       | their core, even though the enforcement is overzealous.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | A rule is itself unreasonable if it can only be made reasonable
         | with selective/lax enforcement.
         | 
         | If the HOA just wants to combat "untamed blight" then the rule
         | should be about untamed blight. Don't write the rule such that
         | it demands a specific species of grass, with a length
         | requirement specified to the centimeter.
        
       | jjice wrote:
       | I grew up in the North East in the US and I only knew a few
       | people across all the places I've lived that actually were
       | interested in their lawns. Most of everyone's laws just
       | "happened". I really never gave it much thought. Water comes from
       | the sky and your lawn grew to the point you needed to cut it
       | every two weeks or so. You had some clovers and weeds in there,
       | but it was mostly grass. We'd pull weeds as kids if they were
       | particularly egregious, but that was only when my mom would plant
       | flowers near the house.
       | 
       | I rent in a city now, so I have very little lawn exposure these
       | days, but is this experience similar for others in the North East
       | (or maybe East coast in general)?
       | 
       | HOAs are a completely separate beast entirely. I can't imagine
       | spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a home only to pay
       | an additional fee for the privilege to do what someone else tells
       | me. I don't care if my neighbors have a project car that's half
       | built sitting in the drive way or a dead lawn.
        
         | GuinansEyebrows wrote:
         | I wonder if HOAs would still exist the same way they do now if
         | the American economy wasn't so centered around the promise of
         | infinite property value growth
        
           | foobarian wrote:
           | I've been in New England a while and have the same
           | experience. And for all the talk about "evil HOAs" I can't
           | say I've run into such a thing here. Maybe they are more
           | popular elsewhere and became a meme.
        
       | wrp wrote:
       | When Americans talk about getting rid of lawns, they generally
       | assume that means allowing just sparse or natural growth over the
       | same construction arrangement. I'm thinking of Tucson, Arizona
       | and places around New Mexico.
       | 
       | I think there is a much better approach. I'm lived around the
       | Middle East, where most residential planning is around walls and
       | courtyards. It's a wonderful use of space. I would always prefer
       | a house with a courtyard over the traditional American open
       | layout, lawn or no lawn.
        
         | arbuge wrote:
         | Correct. In Europe and Mexico, South America etc. this is also
         | the building pattern. The walls of the house go up to the
         | sidewalk and all the yard space (if any) is at the back. And
         | maybe a courtyard, as you said.
        
         | lo_zamoyski wrote:
         | This is also common in Mexico. Spanish influence. It creates a
         | private space for the residents, which I think is nice.
        
         | DoughnutHole wrote:
         | I have to assume this is entirely because American
         | architectural practices are ultimately derived from England's,
         | where courtyards are not particularly helpful.
         | 
         | They make perfect sense in warm, sunny regions like the
         | Mediterranean because they provide a shaded and comparatively
         | cool area on hot sunny summer days.
         | 
         | The courtyard giving shade is a negative in England since it
         | seldom gets very hot and so people are actively trying to enjoy
         | the sun, not hide from it. And as a double whammy a courtyard
         | means more exposed walls so a home that's harder to heat in
         | colder winters.
         | 
         | Of course plenty of Americans live in places much hotter and
         | sunnier than England - but their English heritage has left them
         | with standard building practices unsuited to their environment.
        
       | wonder_er wrote:
       | HOA's are part of how supremacists of the day, after losing a
       | tool ("state-backed discrimination, segregation, and oppression
       | of ppl of the global majority") figured out how to hide the
       | oppression elsewhere.
       | 
       | The concept in american jurisprudence of 'the government is less
       | likely to interfere with contracts between private parties' meant
       | refusing to sell a home to a person of the global majority, while
       | being illegal in some ways, is no longer illegal if it's backed
       | by this fictional entity called "a home owner's association".
       | 
       | The belief in political authority, and indeed any sort of
       | authority, is sometimes hard to view as anything but a dangerous
       | superstition.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | So you're saying some people enjoy a power trip.
        
       | surfmike wrote:
       | When I've lived abroad everyone (Norway, Poland, Canada...)
       | almost everyone also had lawns in the suburbs. This is not an
       | American-only thing.
       | 
       | Obviously the HOA resistance to anything different is bad, but
       | less than 30% of homes in the US are in a HOA. Most homes with a
       | yard without an HOA still have a green lawn.
        
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