[HN Gopher] Science of Microwave Ovens (2016)
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       Science of Microwave Ovens (2016)
        
       Author : comebhack
       Score  : 59 points
       Date   : 2025-02-06 12:09 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
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       | bell-cot wrote:
       | (2016), FWIW.
       | 
       | The article doesn't mention issues with putting metal - dishes,
       | silverware, twist ties, whatever - in the microwave. _IF_ you
       | know what you 're doing, that's pretty harmless. (If not -
       | sparks, fire, and other excitement often results.)
        
         | lawgimenez wrote:
         | Especially don't forget to remove aluminum foils, sparks inside
         | the microwave is a scary sight to witness.
        
         | newfocogi wrote:
         | I understand the physics of microwaves but haven't taken the
         | time to understand when metal is dangerous -- I tend to just
         | always avoid it.
         | 
         | Do you know of any resources that explain what scenarios belong
         | in the "harmless" category?
        
           | cstrahan wrote:
           | My (limited) understanding is that the shape is a large
           | factor. Something about sharp edges or points concentrating
           | the electric field induced by the microwaves, leading to a
           | high voltage buildup. So forks are a bad idea, while spoons
           | will likely not result in any sparks.
        
             | slt2021 wrote:
             | I once put food covered with alumnium foil (that had ton of
             | creases) to heat up. That was fun show
        
               | Henchman21 wrote:
               | My aunt did that with baked potatoes in ~1990 and burned
               | down the entire house.
        
         | EvanAnderson wrote:
         | Optical disks produce fun, brief light shows in the microwave.
         | Don't run them for more than a couple of seconds, though.
        
         | dole wrote:
         | Alton Brown used to have a recipe (I'm Just Here for the Food?)
         | for homemade microwave popcorn where you can use a typical
         | metal staple and it won't spark, something to do with the
         | amount of metal, and also actual size of the microwave
         | wavelengths used being bigger than a staple, iirc.
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | Good memory! He also says to use a turntable microwave, to
           | keep the staples several inches apart, and away from the
           | microwave's walls.
        
         | kbouck wrote:
         | ElectroBOOM demonstrates this:
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/OyTmJX_TC84?feature=shared
        
           | foobarian wrote:
           | jinx
        
             | kbouck wrote:
             | you win!
        
         | foobarian wrote:
         | Yeah, Mr. ElectroBOOM has a pretty informative video [1] trying
         | a handful of different configurations of metal objects in a
         | consumer microwave oven. Turns out it's hard to make
         | "interesting" things happen with metal even if you intend to.
         | 
         | [1]
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyTmJX_TC84&ab_channel=Elect...
        
       | edoceo wrote:
       | Put a burning candle in there
       | 
       | https://www.experts-exchange.com/questions/24081775/Candle-i...
        
         | JoeDaDude wrote:
         | I read somewhere that you can place a candle under a bowl (with
         | allowance for oxygen to get in) and you can capture the plasma
         | given off by the candle.
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5BFIVDUQPE
        
       | jurgenaut23 wrote:
       | I cannot read this title without my brain bringing back memories
       | of 30 Rock
        
       | Cheer2171 wrote:
       | This last part is such pseudoscience that it makes me suspicious
       | of everything I was nodding along with before:
       | 
       | > Of the 70,000 chemicals in widespread commercial production,
       | only around 500 have been competently screened for human
       | toxicity. Since most products are a blend of numerous
       | ingredients, it is axiomatic that _all_ products contain at least
       | one ingredient that is untested and not known to be safe. This
       | includes everything from hand lotion to plastic water bottles to
       | deoderizers.
        
         | whycome wrote:
         | > at least one ingredient that is untested and not known to be
         | safe
         | 
         | This seems kinda okay though. It's very different to saying
         | "known to be unsafe". There are tons of untested (or
         | insufficiently tested) things.
        
           | Cheer2171 wrote:
           | Do you not understand what the word axiomatic means? If there
           | are 70,000 chemicals and only 500 have been tested, does that
           | mean *every single product* *must* contain an untested
           | ingredient? No, because products don't randomly pull
           | ingredients out of a hat. Proof by counterexample: pure water
           | in a bottle made of the many materials that have been tested
           | for food safety. But hey, why bother with facts when you can
           | just make shit up and call it "axiomatic"?
           | 
           | Words have meaning.
        
       | KineticLensman wrote:
       | > My father was a radar officer in WWII, and recalled warming his
       | hands on cold British mornings in front of the beam emitted by a
       | "magnetron" inside his primitive radar transmitter. Then he went
       | back to work detecting Nazi aircraft. But, it is a short distance
       | from warming to cooking- in 1946 engineers at the military
       | contractor Raytheon noticed microwaves could not only warm, they
       | could heat and cook food.
       | 
       | In the 1990s I was a contractor at DRA Malvern in the UK, which
       | was one of the successor organisations to the WW2 radar research
       | establishments. The greybeards I encountered always felt that
       | _they_ had invented microwave cooking even if Raytheon got the
       | credit later. Sausages cooked using the lab magnetrons, they
       | said, although unfortunately there were no photographs.
       | 
       | The future of cooking was something that famous futurist Arthur C
       | Clarke got wrong. He might have predicted geostationary
       | communications satellites but in his short story The Sentinel -
       | which was the inspiration for the film/book 2001 - the crew of a
       | small lunar rover fry _their_ sausages in a conventional frying
       | pan.
        
       | anotherhue wrote:
       | You can put some thermal paper, or a sufficiently large chocolate
       | bar in there (without the turntable) to see the interference
       | patterns yourself without any fancy gear.
       | 
       | You can then eat the chocolate.
        
         | nimbius wrote:
         | processed cheese will visualize the waveform well.
        
       | rhodescolossus wrote:
       | I wonder if there's a market for a microwave with an IR camera
       | and AI to estimate food weight and thermal conductivity.
       | 
       | With accurate heat tracking, it'd only need a button to open the
       | door and no knobs.
        
         | ssl-3 wrote:
         | We can measure weight using a scale.
         | 
         | We can make a solid guess at volume using visible light and a
         | rotating view (already provided by the unfortunately-common
         | carousels), with a bit of CV and math.
         | 
         | We can therefore deduce density.
         | 
         | We can measure outside temperature using IR.
         | 
         | And we can measure the power put into the things being
         | microwaved.
         | 
         | And we can also measure the temperature and humidity of the air
         | that is exhausted from the microwave chamber.
         | 
         | With all of that data, we can do some cool things.
         | 
         | But with only single-button input, there's a lot we can't do:
         | 
         | We can't know if the user is cooking a hamburger from raw meat
         | (yes, raw meat can be used in the science oven), or reheating
         | one that was already cooked, or finishing one that was par-
         | cooked.
         | 
         | We can't know if they're softening butter to spread onto toast,
         | or melting it to pour over popcorn
         | 
         | We can't know lots of things. So we need more than one user
         | input.
         | 
         | The slope to getting back to where we started is very short:
         | Some preset buttons that most people will never understand, a
         | speed control that most will never use, and a keypad for a
         | timer.
        
           | SoftTalker wrote:
           | Agree. I think 90% if people use their microwave to reheat
           | leftovers or cook pre-packaged meals. All they need is a
           | timer. And I'd prefer a dial to a keypad.
           | 
           | My wife bought a countertop convection oven that has nearly
           | 100 pre-defined cooking programs and 10 different "quick set"
           | buttons. How do we actually use it? Set a temperature and
           | time. With a dial. Could have be so much simpler.
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | >to reheat leftovers or cook pre-packaged meals
             | 
             | There was some experimentation early on--I even have a
             | microwave cookbook--but, outside of some vegetables, very
             | few people actually try to cook using one. And, yeah, I
             | don't know the last time I did anything other than set
             | time. I rarely even do anything other than full power. I do
             | use the popcorn setting from time to time but even that is
             | pretty much unnecessary if you listen to the popping.
             | 
             | I have to replace my microwave because it caught on fire in
             | the middle of the night and I'll probably get a 4-in-1
             | Panasonic which will also replace my second oven which I
             | basically never used.
        
               | ssl-3 wrote:
               | My parents used to cook taco meat and bacon in the
               | microwave.
               | 
               | It worked OK-ish.
               | 
               | It's hard to actually get the Maillard process going in a
               | microwave with a couple of pounds of ground cow, so
               | proper browning wasn't a thing.
               | 
               | They'd just put the moo into a glass mixing bowl, turn
               | the machine on, and give it rigorous toss with a wooden
               | spoon every couple of minutes. Ground beef crumbles were
               | the result.
               | 
               | For bacon, we had a special angled plastic tray with
               | drainage slots for the grease. They'd layer up bacon
               | separated by paper towels, and start the machine.
               | 
               | This worked better than the taco meat did, in my opinion,
               | but it still sucked because picking little bits of
               | greasy, stuck paper towels off of hot bacon is annoying.
               | 
               | I've never done either of these methods myself, because I
               | naturally want to do things better than they did. In my
               | adult life, ground taco meat goes in a skillet on the
               | stove (and uses a cheap wire potato masher to break it
               | up), and bacon goes in the oven on a sheet pan.
        
               | ghaff wrote:
               | I actually have one of those bacon tray things. It's just
               | very messy as you say and doesn't really save effort
               | overall. Probably better using a standard oven for big
               | batches.
               | 
               | re: ground beef or meat in general, slow cookers have
               | sort of the same problem with respect to Maillard
               | reactions. You're generally better off using a dutch
               | oven, browning, and then cooking in the dutch oven--
               | unless you want to do prep and then toss in a pot and
               | forget for the day. I have a slow cooker but wouldn't buy
               | one today.
        
             | ssl-3 wrote:
             | I use mine mostly for warming up shitty frozen burritos.
             | 
             | It has an inverter and a humidity sensor and 20 or so
             | different preset buttons that use them, with sub
             | permutations.
             | 
             | None of them work well at the job of warming up two shitty
             | frozen burritos.
             | 
             | What does work well is this: One minute at power 10, and 3
             | minutes at power 3.
             | 
             | When others see me programming this in they think I'm a
             | madman, and sometimes they even audibly question my sanity.
             | 
             | And I'm not sure that they're wrong.
             | 
             | ---
             | 
             | The microwave I grew up with had a mechanical timer knob
             | (with a simple mechanical bell), a second knob to set duty
             | cycle (probably borrowed from an electric range), and a
             | start button.
             | 
             | It worked fine. I like being able to program things, but
             | I'm usually standing right there anyway so I'm perfectly
             | capable of turning the duty cycle knob down after about a
             | minute passes and getting the same results that I do today.
             | 
             | (And that method did in fact work fine back then, too, even
             | though people also thought I was crazy when they'd see me
             | doing that)
             | 
             | And for bonus nachos: The timer also worked perfectly as a
             | simple mechanical kitchen timer. Just give it a twist,
             | avoid the start button, and it spins down until it goes
             | "Ding!".
        
         | crazygringo wrote:
         | I want an IR camera and I want to input my desired temperature.
         | That's all.
         | 
         | Then I want the microwave to cycle on when the camera says
         | everything is below temp, and cycle off as soon as any hot spot
         | hits temp. Then wait for the hot spot(s) to dissipate before
         | cycling back on.
         | 
         | Seems like a foolproof way to cook evenly without overcooking.
         | 
         | I kind of approximate it now by cooking something frozen on
         | high for a couple minutes, then on 20% power for five minutes,
         | then 10% power for another five minutes. But it would be nice
         | to have it all automated.
        
           | 01100011 wrote:
           | When I was a kid(~1980), I remember our microwave had a
           | removable temperature probe you could insert into the food. I
           | don't know if it was just for informative purposes or if it
           | controlled the cooking however.
        
             | xp84 wrote:
             | I think a probe would be really great, because knowing the
             | surface temp doesn't tell you how hot the thickest part of
             | the food is. Although GP has an interesting point that if
             | you cycle it for long enough, I guess the heat should
             | approach equilibrium and the surface and insides should
             | match.
        
               | crazygringo wrote:
               | Yup that's exactly the idea, for it to approach
               | equilibrium.
               | 
               | And the microwave should be able to deduce how close it
               | is by the rate of cooling of non-hotspots while the cycle
               | is off. If it's cooling quickly, the inside is still
               | frozen. If it isn't cooling at all, the inside is nice
               | and warm.
        
             | crazygringo wrote:
             | Those disappeared, though, because they're solving the
             | wrong problem.
             | 
             | Those would tell you when the center of your food was
             | cooked, but by then the outside of your food was insanely
             | over-cooked. Most of your chicken breast has turned into
             | dried-out rubber.
             | 
             | The real problem isn't to get the center hot enough, that's
             | easy. It's to prevent the outside from getting _too_ hot.
             | And you need a camera for that.
        
           | glitchc wrote:
           | The only problem is that the camera would not survive the
           | first time you use that oven. High power microwaves happily
           | destroy all manner of electronics.
        
             | crazygringo wrote:
             | Surely it can be shielded?
             | 
             | IR and microwave wavelengths are nowhere even close to each
             | other.
             | 
             | The grill in my microwave door lets through visible light.
             | And the electronics already present in my microwave seem
             | just fine.
        
           | snarfy wrote:
           | If it's going to take 10+ minutes to cook, why not use
           | something like a toaster oven?
        
             | crazygringo wrote:
             | Because if the microwave can do it in 10-15 min, the
             | toaster oven is going to take 40-60 min or worse.
             | 
             | Waiting 10-15 min to reheat something evenly is doable for
             | me. I can make a side salad, toast some bread, empty the
             | dishwasher or whatever while I wait.
             | 
             | Waiting 40-60+ min requires real advance planning, which is
             | often just not feasible.
             | 
             | If you've ever used a toaster oven to warm up a frozen
             | personal-size lasagna, sometimes it can take as long as an
             | hour and a half.
        
         | MisterTea wrote:
         | I know someone who worked at a failed startup that attempted
         | almost exactly this minus the AI. It used an IR camera paired
         | with a secret method to beam form the microwaves to uniformly
         | heat the food no matter how it was dispersed across a plate.
         | This means you could have a pile of water rich vegetables and a
         | steak on a plate and it would heat evenly. It worked great nut
         | IIRC the issue that caused it to fail was calibration of the IR
         | sensor took a ton of effort and they could not scale that to a
         | production scenario. Edit: should mention it let you dial in a
         | temperature so the method is workable, just needs to scale to
         | production.
        
           | FuriouslyAdrift wrote:
           | This one?
           | 
           | https://www.eater.com/2015/2/11/8022235/never-burn-
           | popcorn-a...
        
             | MisterTea wrote:
             | No, but that is a neat idea!
        
           | xp84 wrote:
           | Wow. I envy the guy who got to take the prototypes home. What
           | a device that would be to have in your kitchen!!
        
         | FuriouslyAdrift wrote:
         | From all the way back in 2015
         | https://www.eater.com/2015/2/11/8022235/never-burn-popcorn-a...
        
         | HPsquared wrote:
         | IR sensors aren't reliable if there is a lot of water vapour
         | coming off the food (it measures the temperature of the water
         | vapour). Great for oil and other dry heat (but again beware,
         | with shiny metal they tend to measure the mirror image of
         | what's reflected by the metal, not the metal itself). These
         | effects are more visible using an actual thermal camera.
        
         | Terr_ wrote:
         | Some microwaves take a useful shortcut with a sensor for water
         | vapor, so they know when something has started to steam and can
         | reactively change the amount of time remaining.
         | 
         | Obviously this is great for things like soups, but not-so-much
         | for things which don't reach 100C in an even fashion.
        
         | NotYourLawyer wrote:
         | Better microwaves existed. Nobody wanted them. Technology
         | Connections:
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiS27feX8o0
        
       | xp84 wrote:
       | If even one person here doesn't yet have a fast-reading food
       | thermometer I have to evangelize for them here. Good ones that
       | instantly read used to cost like $75, and the cheap kind would
       | take literal minutes to arrive at the real temp, but I think
       | someone in China figured out the secret and brought the price
       | down to like $14. Mine has a magnet and I keep it right next to
       | the microwave and air fryer. It has made it tremendously easier
       | to get food correctly heated through, in both devices.
       | 
       | The other thing I believe in strongly is, for most things, using
       | 40-60% power and heating the food about twice as long as your
       | original instincts say, for more even heating.
        
         | copypasterepeat wrote:
         | Completely agree with the reduced power recommendation. That
         | really helps evenly heat foods that start popping in the
         | microwave or have hot spots when taken out. The few extra
         | minutes are usually not a big deal anyway.
        
         | Scubabear68 wrote:
         | In particular, anything that has a lot of liquid benefits from
         | using lower power for longer.
         | 
         | Of course, putting a quart of spaghetti sauce in an open
         | container and microwaving it at 100% will result in some very
         | cool sauce explosions as localized steam in the source rapidly
         | expands and blows giant sauce bubbles all over your microwave.
        
       | anotherevan wrote:
       | Our microwave oven died on Christmas Eve, and I ended up getting
       | one of those newer flatbed ones. The novelty of putting something
       | in there and watching it _not_ rotate has not worn off yet.
        
       | beloch wrote:
       | If you're screwing around with microwave sources, I'll pass on a
       | warning I got from one of my profs.
       | 
       | Microwaves will heat your body up, but in a relatively harmless
       | way. e.g. If you microwave your hands a bit, blood flow will
       | transfer that heat out and things will remain pretty okay unless
       | you really overdo it.
       | 
       | Your eyes are an exception. They're orbs of aqueous humor that's
       | mostly water, but have relatively little blood flow when compared
       | to most other tissues in the body. Microwaves will heat them up,
       | but bloodflow won't distribute the heat away quickly. Protect
       | your eyes around microwave sources.
        
       | chiph wrote:
       | If anyone has a school-age child needing a science experiment, my
       | niece created a list of various items and what she expected their
       | behavior to be in a microwave at different cooking times.
       | 
       | And then tested her hypothesis in a cheap microwave (out in the
       | yard in case of explosions), documenting what happened with
       | photos and making a conclusion for each. She got top scores from
       | the teacher for following the scientific method.
        
       | craigmcnamara wrote:
       | Put a whole uncooked egg in the microwave for a few minutes and
       | call me in the morning.
        
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