[HN Gopher] He went to jail for stealing someone's identity, but...
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       He went to jail for stealing someone's identity, but it was his all
       along
        
       Author : rawgabbit
       Score  : 120 points
       Date   : 2025-02-03 14:42 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | rawgabbit wrote:
       | Gift. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/us/iowa-identity-theft-
       | se...
        
       | jjmarr wrote:
       | > He was consistent and clear when he talked about his identity
       | in California courtrooms as he tried to fight the charges on the
       | grounds that he really was the man whose name he was accused of
       | stealing. But Mr. Woods made other remarks that seemed to amplify
       | the doubts. In court appearances, transcripts show, he would
       | sometimes interrupt the judge, talk about historical figures or
       | assert that he had tried to warn the F.B.I. in advance of the
       | Sept. 11 attacks.
       | 
       | I wonder how many people are telling the truth about something,
       | and aren't taken seriously because they're problematic about
       | something else.
        
         | lylejantzi3rd wrote:
         | "I wonder how many people are telling the truth about
         | something, and aren't taken seriously because they're
         | problematic about something else."
         | 
         | Isn't that everybody now? Credibility is a strange thing in the
         | age of social media.
        
           | add-sub-mul-div wrote:
           | Evaluating things people say in the context of their general
           | credibility and character is pretty evergreen.
        
           | orwin wrote:
           | No, i don't think so. I have an older friend that is
           | persuaded to have seen _something most people don 't believe
           | in_ back in the 90s. He just won't claim it publicly, and
           | don't talk about it all the time, it's not a core part of his
           | personality. Even if some people make fun of him for it (i
           | don't think it happen nowadays, but it might), they can, and
           | probably will believe him on other subjects (he is a very
           | precise and knowledgeable in electronics, and have really
           | interesting philosophical point of views).
        
         | daseiner1 wrote:
         | "problematic" being a rather charitable term here, I think
        
           | drawkward wrote:
           | What word would you use?
        
             | contravariant wrote:
             | Sounds schizophrenic at this stage.
        
             | daseiner1 wrote:
             | In contemporary parlance, "problematic" connotes to me that
             | said individual expresses ideas, in their words, speech, or
             | way of life, that are anathema to the dominant paradigm of
             | thought/manners/civility, but does not necessarily imply
             | anything about the mental health of the related individual.
             | 
             | Disordered thinking of the quality you've described is
             | indicative of a serious psychological unwellness that, as
             | the other commenter suggested, suggests paranoid
             | schizophrenia or a related form of psychosis. But I don't
             | intend to seriously engage in back-of-envelope
             | psychologizing.
             | 
             | Prattling on about irrelevant history and insinuating 9/11
             | conspiracy theories in a courtroom not at all concerned
             | with either of those items does harm credibility, and I
             | think rightfully.
             | 
             | For reasons of both family and personal history I am
             | genuinely sensitive to the phenomenon of the "deemed crazy"
             | person being consigned to permanent non-consideration of
             | their words and expressions, their concerns, but I also
             | recognize that such legitimate unwellness poses genuine
             | issues for the believability of anything they claim.
             | 
             | Putting my extended aside aside, I would phrase it as "how
             | many people are telling the truth about something, but
             | aren't taken seriously because they're severely
             | psychologically disregulated generally."
             | 
             | It's not necessarily outrageous for me to assert that I
             | warned the FBI about 9/11 in June 2000. It seriously harms
             | my credibility if I decide to bring up this grievance when
             | I'm speaking to a judge about my undeserved traffic ticket
             | in October 2024.
        
         | RobotToaster wrote:
         | Just because you're crazy doesn't mean you're wrong.
        
           | mchannon wrote:
           | The contrapositive of which is just because you're right does
           | not mean you are not crazy.
        
             | LoganDark wrote:
             | I was crazy once. Actually, maybe multiple times. Weirdly,
             | whenever I'm not crazy I think I want to be crazy, and
             | whenever I am crazy I just want it to stop. "I didn't ask
             | for _that_ crazy, I wanted a _different_ crazy!!! "
        
               | Alive-in-2025 wrote:
               | Can you explain. Like maybe you have a condition that
               | causes some psychological challenges and then you get
               | better and it goes away for a while? That would be
               | horrible.
        
         | bragr wrote:
         | I have a cousin who is paranoid schizophrenic. He makes all
         | kinds of wild claims about all sorts of things: family abuse,
         | screwed over by employers/landlords, beaten up by the police
         | for no reason, the people living in the crawl space are
         | poisoning him, etc, etc... Many of them are provably false e.g.
         | those family members didn't live there at the time of the
         | allegation, the body cam clearly shows him charging the police
         | and then trying to grab their guns while they try to wrestle
         | him into handcuffs, nobody in the crawl space, etc. The problem
         | is that it'd take a full time detective to track down all his
         | various claims. It's very sad that as a vulnerable person he
         | probably is sometimes taken advantage of by people, but at the
         | same time he's never been compliant with medicine and therapy
         | for more than a couple months at a time, despite extensive
         | support. It's kind of a no win situation.
        
           | 542354234235 wrote:
           | It is a weird twist on the fairy tale. What if you had a
           | medical condition that compelled you to cry "Wolf" all the
           | time? Obviously the townsfolk can't spend all their time
           | responding to false wolf sightings, but there is no lessoned
           | to be learned when The Boy actually believes he sees a wolf
           | every day.
        
             | gunian wrote:
             | the guy from that story was lucky they even responded once
        
           | asveikau wrote:
           | I have been close to multiple people who made similar
           | paranoid allegations while psychotic. It is sometimes hard
           | for people to understand the allegations are false or part of
           | an illness. This can include judges and mental health
           | professionals.
        
           | RobotToaster wrote:
           | Shouldn't he be on a long acting injection?
        
             | bragr wrote:
             | He was for a while. It was partially successful at
             | controlling his issues, but after a while he stopped coming
             | to the door when social services came around each month to
             | give him his injection. Social Services doesn't have the
             | ability to bust down your door and inject you against your
             | will.
        
         | thih9 wrote:
         | > or assert that he had tried to warn the F.B.I. in advance of
         | the Sept. 11 attacks
         | 
         | That's a very long shot but I now want someone to verify this
         | claim too, in case he was also telling the truth.
        
           | ykonstant wrote:
           | Imagine if some member of the bin Laden family was high on
           | something and had rumors of their cousin's shenanigans and
           | were spilling them out on some IRC channel or BBS or
           | whatever, and that guy happened upon them and tried to alert
           | the police, only to be dismissed as a lunatic and end up in
           | prison for unrelated reasons while the disaster happened.
           | That would be a true Kafkian nightmare.
        
         | ty6853 wrote:
         | I was once dragged to a hospital by police because they were
         | looking for a drug smuggler that was not me. They told hospital
         | staff I was a druggie criminal with drugs up my ass, as I sat
         | there in cuffs.
         | 
         | It is incredibly hard to overcome such accusation by someone in
         | authority. Nurses cursed me, touched me without consent, and
         | several doctors examined me. They ultimately found nothing, and
         | noted no intoxication, but noted in my medical record that they
         | think i am a smuggler anyway, with no explanation as to why.
         | 
         | I am now in medical debt for a non-existent 'overdose' bill
         | that notes no intoxication...
         | 
         | I imagine as soon as some official person insists the identity
         | isn't yours, just as multiple doctors wouldn't believe despite
         | all evidence to contrary, they won't believe you.
        
           | mlinhares wrote:
           | Being skeptical about authority figures is always a good
           | thing, it always surprise me to see populations so deferent
           | to them like americans are to law enforcement.
        
             | nadermx wrote:
             | Law enforcement in the US has a license to kill with paid
             | leave after. The fear that instills in an entire populace
             | is chilling.
        
               | cm2012 wrote:
               | 80% of Americans like the police.
               | 
               | https://www.lexipol.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/polls-
               | fav...
        
               | redleggedfrog wrote:
               | 1 in 5 Americans don't like the police.
        
               | pjc50 wrote:
               | Yes, because they assume that the license to kill with
               | paid leave will be used against someone they don't like.
               | It's a real "fix your hearts" situation. Watch this play
               | out in the current fiasco with USAID.
        
               | thatcat wrote:
               | Propaganda is effective
        
             | asdasdsddd wrote:
             | This is also the attitude that makes every dumbass think
             | they are above the law.
        
           | cactusplant7374 wrote:
           | They can force you to pay when you don't consent to
           | treatment?
        
             | hansvm wrote:
             | They try. Success rates vary, but most people can't afford
             | to fight it even when they're right.
        
             | heavyset_go wrote:
             | Yes
        
           | freehorse wrote:
           | For people from most places outside the US, I bet such
           | stories from US's medical system sound totally crazy. It is
           | crazy for a medical system to function like this charging
           | somebody for being involuntarily treated, and even more for
           | no medical cause.
           | 
           | What would have happened, to the hospital's part, if they had
           | declared that you were not intoxicated and you should not
           | have been brought to the hospital, and sent you on your way?
           | Would the police have had to justify dragging you to the
           | hospital, and pay for your examination? I suspect that going
           | along with the police may have been the decision with the
           | simplest and most profitable outcome for everybody (apart
           | from you) and that the hospital side was incetivised to go
           | along with police's story rather than against, but I am not
           | sure how things there typically work in such cases.
        
             | DebtDeflation wrote:
             | There was a highly publicized case a few years back where
             | the police entered a hospital and ordered a nurse to draw a
             | blood sample for an unconscious patient who had been in a
             | car accident. They had no warrant and she refused per
             | hospital policy (and law). The cops roughed her up pretty
             | bad and arrested her.
             | 
             | https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-
             | way/2017/11/01/561337106...
        
               | FireBeyond wrote:
               | Also good to point out that the reason they -rushed- to
               | the hospital to do this was that the person who had hit
               | them was an off-duty cop who was drunk and had run a red
               | light, and they were looking for something, anything, to
               | pin on this guy instead as being responsible, rather than
               | the cop.
               | 
               | Said unconscious patient later died, if I recall
               | correctly, too.
        
             | ty6853 wrote:
             | What they ended up doing was getting a warrant AFTER the
             | fact, then the smartest of the doctors waited to sign his
             | chart until after that. Right after I was served the
             | warrant I was released, that was the culpability they
             | needed to save their asses.
             | 
             | The nursing board then used the warrants signed AFTER the
             | nurses charts to shield nurses from my malpractice
             | complaints. The board argued essentially nurses are
             | performing a police search if told to execute a search,
             | thus it's nonmedical search. However if you challenge the
             | police, they argue it is medical care not a police search
             | thus you can't challenge that angle either.
        
               | snailmailstare wrote:
               | You should probably still try to sue each medical
               | practitioner individually. Even in the 1980s, a doctor
               | wouldn't interfere with something like preventing a mule
               | from private lavatory use. If a new generation is dumb,
               | there's only one recourse offered for fixing them.
        
               | ty6853 wrote:
               | Yes Ashley Cervantes, who was finger raped by doctors at
               | the same hospital as me by the same CBP did that.
               | 
               | She lost as judges ruled doctors basically become
               | deputized and are non medical unofficial police when
               | directed to a warrantless search.
               | 
               | https://holdcbpaccountable.org/wp-
               | content/uploads/2018/08/ce...
               | 
               | Lawyers involved told me they'd given up and wouldn't
               | take my case. The trouble is it is medical when you
               | challenge the police search, and nonmedical when you
               | challenge the medical care. The judges and police created
               | a catch 22.
        
             | seethedeaduu wrote:
             | I live in a country in the EU where conversion therapy is
             | illegal. One of my trans friends was involuntarily admitted
             | to a psychiatric hospital, got emotionally and physically
             | abused (no food, tied to bed), was forced into the male
             | wing of the institute despite being legally a female and
             | had "conversion therapy" performed on her against her will.
             | 
             | It's no secret that lgbt people and prisoners are being
             | mistreated by medical professionals globally.
        
           | mobilene wrote:
           | Something similar happened to one of our sons. Unfortunately
           | he has a history of drug use that landed him in legal
           | trouble. The local police recognize him. He had a minor
           | fender bender. The police tested him for alcohol there,
           | clean. But then given history they detained him and took him
           | to the nearest ER for a battery of drug tests -- for which
           | the hospital billed our son, and for which our son is on the
           | hook. It's bonkers.
        
             | freedomben wrote:
             | That's despicable. What a clearly grotesque thing for a cop
             | to be able to do, forcing people to involuntarily spend
             | their own money to accomplish police business. If they want
             | the tests, the least they should do is pay for them!
             | 
             | Mind if I ask what area he lived in?
        
               | earnestinger wrote:
               | Is this legal? Everything is done by the book?
        
               | ty6853 wrote:
               | Yes see Ashley Cervantes v US, nearly identical case to
               | my circumstances and same people but even worse abuse.
               | She lost as doctors were considered acting as non medical
               | pseudo police for the purposes of challenging the care
               | and considered purely medical actors when challenging the
               | police search.
               | 
               | Catch 22 you lose. She was sent bill by same hospital. I
               | contacted her lawyers for my own purposes, they said
               | they'd given up these cases.
               | 
               | https://holdcbpaccountable.org/wp-
               | content/uploads/2018/08/ce...
        
               | cornholio wrote:
               | > doctors were considered acting as non medical pseudo
               | police for the purposes of challenging the care
               | 
               | What does that mean? They are either providing the
               | services on behalf of the police, so their pseudo
               | employer needs to pay them, or they are medical
               | professionals providing a care you did not consent to or
               | requested, in which case they should charge the party
               | that requested the services, again, the police.
               | 
               | In both cases, you were not the contractual beneficiary
               | of the services, so you own nothing. The fact that your
               | blood and orifices are involved is purely incidental, any
               | evidence resulting from this unnecessary medical act can
               | only be used against you, so you would have no reason to
               | want it.
        
               | wongarsu wrote:
               | It's pretty bizarre. Surely if spending money is free
               | speech as per Citizens United, then the right to remain
               | silent also includes the right not to spend money on an
               | investigation against yourself.
               | 
               | Apart from all the other common sense reasons why this is
               | absurd
        
             | FireBeyond wrote:
             | One day I got a call at work from my (now previous)
             | partner. "What's up?" "You need to come home, we need to
             | talk."
             | 
             | I duly do.
             | 
             | "So I went to the doctor earlier today. Had an issue. They
             | swabbed me and told me I have an STD. So they did a full
             | STD and blood test, we'll see how that goes. In the
             | meantime, who did you cheat on me with?"
             | 
             | "Uh, nobody."
             | 
             | Back and forth, arguing, etc. Me insisting I'll go get
             | tested.
             | 
             | The doctor rings back the next day. "We reviewed and looked
             | again under the scope, and you do not have an STD, just a
             | yeast infection."
             | 
             | Relationship relief.
             | 
             | A month later, get a call from the clinic: "So about this
             | bill for $290 for a full workup and testing, can you pay
             | that today?"
             | 
             | No. Not a chance. You not only misread a test, but you also
             | gave my girlfriend factually inaccurate information that
             | you knew was going to be controversial. On the strength of
             | that, you told her, "If it wasn't you, you really need to
             | get fully tested if you don't know where he's been."
             | 
             | And then you want to send me the bill for the battery of
             | tests you ordered because you misread a culture? No.
        
               | giantg2 wrote:
               | Did they actually waive it then?
        
             | OptionOfT wrote:
             | I'm surprised the police doesn't have to pay for them. It's
             | not that the tests were medically necessary.
        
               | ty6853 wrote:
               | In my case they tried to bill the federal government
               | first, they then denied the claim and put me as the
               | guarantor instead.
        
               | account-5 wrote:
               | I'm assuming you and the son of the other commenter are
               | US citizens? Quite frankly the way the US operated on
               | most things absolutely baffles me. In the UK were the
               | same thing to happen to you the police would be paying
               | the bill, but obviously we have the NHS so it actually
               | pays. The NHS might be broken but I am thankful every
               | time I hear an American health story!
        
               | ashoeafoot wrote:
               | There must be a whole bootleg health system by now in the
               | shadows , that is single payer and non-hostile/helping.
               | Wait till the debtdoctor passes then go to the real one
               | in some back alley .
        
           | unification_fan wrote:
           | How are people surprised that Luigi Mangione is considered a
           | hero?
        
           | BizarroLand wrote:
           | You should talk to a no fee lawyer or three. Financial &
           | Emotional damages can help assuage the anger you have.
        
             | ty6853 wrote:
             | A stronger more egregious nearly identical case was lost
             | against the same people a few years before so lawyers
             | weren't interested.
        
         | garciasn wrote:
         | This is how divorce goes now based on my experience. The legal
         | system is not setup to handle these sorts of problems well and
         | leaves the innocent to deal with the fall out of bad actors and
         | lawyers who empower them.
         | 
         | This won't be corrected until there are penalties for
         | political, legal, and administrative professionals who don't do
         | their due diligence.
        
           | kylebenzle wrote:
           | Yes! This is divorce in America right now, if one party is
           | willing to make up a series of lies, no matter how
           | unbelievable the court will just default to the one making
           | the accusations because its too much work to even try to sort
           | out truth from lie, thats why the lawyers call it, "Liars
           | Court" because the biggest liar wins.
        
             | giantg2 wrote:
             | Even many of the lawyers encourage it with stuff like
             | suggesting filing baseless protection orders.
        
           | giantg2 wrote:
           | This is in most small civil law areas and even summary
           | criminal cases. They simply aren't important enough for the
           | people in power to do their due diligence or give a shit.
           | Nobody can force them to do their jobs either.
        
         | Workaccount2 wrote:
         | I wonder the same but I also firmly believe it's a useless and
         | unproductive thing to worry about.
         | 
         | I mean, I wonder how many gold coins are laying in the forest?
         | Surely there are many, and you can find ample news stories of
         | people locating them out there, but I can confidently tell you
         | that if you assembled a team an combed the forest for a year,
         | maybe you would find one object worthy of a news story. And
         | definitely you would wasted thousands of man hours that could
         | have produced far far far more than what the object is worth.
        
           | fwip wrote:
           | Is it? There's a sibling comment to yours about somebody who
           | went through this - seems like the rate is higher than the
           | "gold coin in the woods."
        
             | Workaccount2 wrote:
             | I'm surprised there is only one. There are thousands,
             | perhaps tens of thousands of people who view posts on here.
             | 
             | If I searched ten thousand forests, I'd be hopeful for more
             | than a single coin.
        
         | heavyset_go wrote:
         | This is just the system getting rid of (in their eyes) an
         | undesirable. The truth doesn't really matter in these cases
         | unless you have tens of thousands of dollars to hire a lawyer
         | to plead your case.
        
         | Almondsetat wrote:
         | >I wonder how many people are telling the truth about
         | something, and aren't taken seriously because they're
         | problematic about something else.
         | 
         | (Un)fortunately, there is a quite famous experiment
         | 
         | >The Rosenhan experiment or Thud experiment was an experiment
         | regarding the validity of psychiatric diagnosis. For the
         | experiment, participants submitted themselves for evaluation at
         | various psychiatric institutions and feigned hallucinations in
         | order to be accepted, but acted normally from then onward. Each
         | was diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder and given
         | antipsychotic medication.
        
       | rjbwork wrote:
       | Lehto's Law did a video on this recently.
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zewe9DWLEG8
        
         | RandomBacon wrote:
         | I listen to his shows when I'm driving, but just be advised he
         | is long-winded - repeating himself many times about the same
         | thing.
        
           | Suppafly wrote:
           | >I listen to his shows when I'm driving, but just be advised
           | he is long-winded - repeating himself many times about the
           | same thing.
           | 
           | I think you've identified why I don't particularly like his
           | videos. His takes are usually interesting and they are
           | usually interesting cases, but he spends 10 minutes talking
           | about something that is worth 2 minutes at best.
        
             | p_ing wrote:
             | 10 minutes is about what the YT algorithm requires.
        
               | Suppafly wrote:
               | It really sucks that the way to make money through
               | youtube is to constantly adjust your videos to whatever
               | pays best according to the algorithm that shifts and
               | changes.
        
               | sumtechguy wrote:
               | speed 2x to the rescue!
        
               | shagie wrote:
               | I've seen that with some videos (and understand it to be
               | the case with the algorithm).
               | 
               | There are a number of channels that I have put in the
               | "don't recommend from these channels" because it's two
               | minutes of content five times over (I'd rather watch a 2
               | minute short form on the mater). It's content that I'm
               | potentially interested in... but that particular format
               | irks me.
        
             | hgomersall wrote:
             | Most mainstream documentaries are full of fluff. You can
             | generally read the transcript of a half hour programme in a
             | couple of minutes.
             | 
             | I thought Charlie Brooker might have a useful segment on
             | it, but all I could find were the not-quite-on-point, but
             | nevertheless excellent two related segments below:
             | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwepkVurCI
             | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHun58mz3vI
        
       | Dylan16807 wrote:
       | You know, there's a good chance that if so many important
       | institutions didn't insist on having your life history, the guy
       | that stole his identity wouldn't have stolen it. Even if he takes
       | the name, two people can have the same name. It depends on where
       | his motive was in the scale from fresh start to deranged and
       | malicious. And no, I'm not excusing his later actions.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | It looks like, from the article, his motive was "to escape
         | responsibility from crimes he was accused of when he was
         | young." It's utterly bonkers that running afoul of the law as a
         | child can and still does affect people's lives decades later.
         | The Criminal Justice System needs a graceful way to leave the
         | past in the past and let minor crimes done long in someone's
         | past age out of relevance.
        
           | AnthonyMouse wrote:
           | When he first started using someone else's identity, the
           | crimes might not have been "long in the past" yet, but once
           | you start doing something like that and have established a
           | life under the assumed identity, it's not easy to go back.
           | 
           | The real problem here is the attempt to maintain permanent
           | one-to-one mappings between ID numbers and humans. The
           | legitimate purpose of a government ID is so you can e.g. go
           | to the bank, open an account and then later establish to the
           | bank that you're the same person who opened the account. If
           | you want to get a new ID number and start over, you shouldn't
           | have to steal someone else's in order to do that, you should
           | just be able to go to the DMV or the social security
           | administration and get a new ID under a new name that isn't
           | already somebody else's.
           | 
           | The hypothesis that this would help criminals is pretty thin.
           | They're already going to use an assumed name, which is why
           | law enforcement uses photos/fingerprints/DNA to identify
           | suspects rather than a government ID that people aren't
           | actually required to carry regardless.
        
             | tuna74 wrote:
             | No, you should have an actual ID number that can be used to
             | uniquely identify people. Like Sweden for example.
        
               | nemomarx wrote:
               | isn't that just social security id?
        
               | Jaygles wrote:
               | In the US, a person can get a new SSN if their current
               | SSN is heavily used in identity fraud. I've heard its a
               | high bar, but technically a person can be associated with
               | more than one SSN.
               | 
               | Getting an SSN for your child isn't compulsory, so the
               | system also isn't expected to hold every person.
               | 
               | For the majority of people, it's 1-to-1. But it's not
               | guaranteed that an SSN identifies a person (if it's been
               | replaced) or that a person has an SSN (if their parents
               | were lazy or are sov-cits)
        
               | AnthonyMouse wrote:
               | This is not a counterargument, it's just "no".
               | 
               | Forcing people to have a unique permanent barcode is
               | primarily of use to authoritarians.
        
           | llsf wrote:
           | Same happened to me. Someone stole my ID (diplomas, driver
           | license and biometrics) to escape history.
        
       | gs17 wrote:
       | > But unlike the other investigators, Detective Mallory arranged
       | for DNA tests of Mr. Woods's father in Kentucky -- whose identity
       | was certain -- and of Mr. Woods, who was then spending time at a
       | shelter in Santa Monica, Calif. A comparison of the results
       | showed that the California man was telling the truth.
       | 
       | It's really absurd they didn't do something like this in the
       | first place. I'm presuming there was no living family that could
       | tell them which man is which.
        
         | move-on-by wrote:
         | I don't understand why a DNA test was even needed. Could his
         | father not have identified him? How did it even get to this
         | level?
        
           | forgetfreeman wrote:
           | How it got to this level, abridged: a generic lack of
           | accountability, shit work ethic, and qualified immunity.
        
             | unyttigfjelltol wrote:
             | Well even the NYT didn't state the names of the prosecutor
             | and judge that got this so egregiously and unforgivably
             | wrong. Name and shame would be a start.
        
           | krisoft wrote:
           | > Could his father not have identified him?
           | 
           | Probably. That assumes that the father was still alive and of
           | sound mind. Also assumes that the father had much contact
           | with the son.
           | 
           | If they have become strangers to each other a long time ago
           | he might not even be able to tell who is his real son, but
           | his DNA still can provide evidence.
        
             | stanac wrote:
             | > the two men's lives intersected briefly in the late 1980s
             | in Albuquerque when, prosecutors said, both men were
             | homeless
             | 
             | They probably didn't have much contact since he was
             | homeless (otherwise he wouldn't be, I guess).
        
         | Jolter wrote:
         | It would be a stupid impostor if there was.
        
         | kmoser wrote:
         | Even more scary: without any living relatives, there would be
         | no way to identify himself with that degree of accuracy. Sure,
         | you can disinter a corpse, but that's bureaucratically way more
         | difficult than performing a DNA test on a live human, and
         | assumes you know where your relatives are buried to begin with.
        
           | jimbob45 wrote:
           | Are fingerprints no longer viable?
        
             | neaden wrote:
             | Only if there are prior fingerprints to compare them too,
             | which certainly isn't a given.
        
               | kmoser wrote:
               | Or footprints since some hospitals take footprints of
               | newborns, but it's neither a given that they did, or that
               | they're readily available, or that you can identify which
               | hospital to ask, or even that the person you want to
               | identify still has both feet.
        
           | hackerdues wrote:
           | > Even more scary: without any living relatives,
           | 
           | I wonder if that is at all possible. Could there be someone
           | alive today who has no blood kin ( father, mother, siblings,
           | uncles, aunts, cousins 1st, 2nd, etc )?
        
             | kmoser wrote:
             | Everybody has relatives. The question is how distant and
             | whether DNA testing will be useful.
        
             | Viliam1234 wrote:
             | Anyone from an orphanage, for starters.
        
       | Jolter wrote:
       | Hot take: Yet another case of wrongdoing that could have been
       | prevented if the U.S. (or its states) held a canonical registry
       | of people.
       | 
       | If you couldn't take out an ID card using a birth certificate and
       | proof of residence (electricity bill etc weak measures), maybe
       | this con would never have begun in the first place.
       | 
       | Almost every developed nation in the world has this problem
       | solved.
        
         | freehorse wrote:
         | What would a "canonical registry" include? Like, biometrics of
         | every citizen?
         | 
         | I am from a european country, and when I had to renew my id
         | card I had to prove my identity through answering questions
         | about a part of my family tree my immediate family and I have
         | been no-contact since ever. I had no idea about the names of
         | these people, and the police officer was visibly frustrated.
         | Nothing bad happened in the end but I can imagine if I was
         | acting weird it could have had, because the whole id process
         | was actually a failure.
         | 
         | My experience with other european countries is not much
         | different either in terms of the process, likeprevious
         | residence addresses, people you live with or similar info they
         | have on you, most of which is not very private. Or a witness to
         | testify which actually is the easiest. That's nothing that
         | would have prevented a case like this on its own, without
         | further investigations.
        
           | Jolter wrote:
           | Well, it's not mandatory to take out a passport or ID card
           | anywhere that I'm aware. And perhaps a photo ID database
           | would have been as far as I'd be willing to stretch when it
           | comes to storing biometrics.
           | 
           | But you do realize that even the government of each state
           | does not know who lives at what address? The only exception
           | being around the time of each census.
           | 
           | It's a miracle people can get their mail in the US (and I
           | know a whole neighborhood on Hawaii that can't!)
        
             | rtkwe wrote:
             | > It's a miracle people can get their mail in the US (and I
             | know a whole neighborhood on Hawaii that can't!)
             | 
             | Only when you look at it as sending to a person. Really
             | what you do is send it to an address the post office
             | doesn't get a damn what you put above the street address,
             | they just deliver it to the specified location.
        
               | Jolter wrote:
               | Yeah, that's how a post office has to operate under those
               | circumstances. It seems to work decently, for the most
               | part.
               | 
               | In my country (Sweden), the post office is able to
               | forward mail to your new address after you move, because
               | they can look up your address in the public registry. (Of
               | course, they charge a fee for this but it's quite small.)
        
               | rtkwe wrote:
               | They can and do do that in the US but only for a limited
               | time and you have to tell them your old address and new
               | address. It's essentially a bridge for you to update
               | everyone who might only rarely send you mail. I still get
               | mail for the previous owner more than 4 years after
               | buying my house. (This is confirmed by sending a postcard
               | you either enter a code to complete the redirect or send
               | back in I can't remember exactly I've done it twice in my
               | whole life.)
               | 
               | https://moversguide.usps.com/mgo/mail-forwarding-
               | instruction...
        
               | giantg2 wrote:
               | USPS offers a search service to look up someone's current
               | address.
        
               | giantg2 wrote:
               | Technically you can just do name and zip code and it will
               | get delivered assuming you've had other mail delivered or
               | a change of address filed.
        
           | stanac wrote:
           | In my country first government issued id is done in the
           | presence of a parent/guardian at the age between 16 and 18.
           | Police before issuing the id will take your fingerprints and
           | you can replace id (if stolen, lost, expired) with a
           | fingerprint only. No questions and no witnesses necessary.
        
         | rtkwe wrote:
         | Where has actually solved identity theft? I'm not aware of any
         | country where it's impossible.
        
           | Jolter wrote:
           | Strawman. Nobody claimed it was impossible.
           | 
           | My point is that this new item (and others) make identity
           | theft seem so extremely easy in the U.S. You just have to be
           | determined. Doesn't take any particular skill to forge an
           | electricity bill, doesn't take any skill to give someone
           | else's social security number (which many apparent morons
           | presume are secret), etc.
           | 
           | By moving the posts from "trivial" to "somewhat challenging",
           | I think the U.S. would be better off.
           | 
           | As an example: If I wanted to assume a new identity in
           | Sweden, to get rid of my criminal history, I'd have to make a
           | very convincing fake I.D. card, and make sure to find a
           | "victim" who is not going to sound the alarm when they
           | notice. Basically, as soon as you register their name on your
           | address, a confirmation letter will be sent to that person,
           | which makes it so they can dispute it.
           | 
           | You could probably get away with it if you can find someone
           | who moved abroad and forgot to notify the authorities. Even
           | then, you'd have a really hard time getting a new passport or
           | ID card in their name. It might work if you look a lot like
           | them, and can drag _their_ spouse, parent or sibling to the
           | police station and have them vouch for you (with a valid ID
           | card). I admit it 's not impossible! But it certainly is not
           | a thing that you _ever_ hear about on the news.
        
       | balderdash wrote:
       | It's ridiculous that no one will be held accountable here
       | (prosectors, police, public defender, etc) other than the guy
       | that stole his identity.
        
         | Jolter wrote:
         | How about the government, for failing to provide their citizens
         | with the security of a proper government issued ID?
        
           | rtkwe wrote:
           | We have these little things called elections for doing that.
           | Parts of the government would love to have this perfect
           | registry and things like RealID are attempts at that but
           | there's a lot of push back and reasons not to have some
           | mythical impervious citizen tracking system too.
        
             | Jolter wrote:
             | Sorry, what, elections are for doing what exactly? Not
             | provide a registry of residence, surely.
             | 
             | Your second sentence builds up two strawmen: 1. That the
             | registry has to be "perfect", whatever that means. It
             | doesn't, it just has to be canonical, and allow for errors
             | in it to be corrected according to some well-defined
             | process. (Not by pulling 20 random documents in front of a
             | judge and suddenly legally become another person.) 2. That
             | these registries are "mythical". It's very much a solved
             | problem. You (I'm assuming you're American) are literally
             | living the _only_ developed country without a registry of
             | who lives in it.
             | 
             | Japan solves this by having the registry in your town of
             | birth, other countries have this registry centralized --
             | perhaps the U.S. would be best served by state-wide
             | registries, though since migration across state borders is
             | unregulated, I bet that would be very difficult to
             | maintain.
             | 
             | As for the reasons _not_ to have such a registry, I have
             | yet to hear any convincing ones.
        
               | rtkwe wrote:
               | You asked about holding the government accountable for
               | not providing secure IDs. Doing that is a political
               | question and we've had attempts to for thinkgs like
               | RealID, they don't because there's a significant block
               | that don't want them to for all sort of reasons ranging
               | from legitimate to paranoid.
               | 
               | > Japan solves this by having the registry in your town
               | of birth, other countries have this registry centralized
               | -- perhaps the U.S. would be best served by state-wide
               | registries, though since migration across state borders
               | is unregulated, I bet that would be very difficult to
               | maintain.
               | 
               | You're just describing birth certificates here. The US
               | has those... very very few people don't get them. Getting
               | access to them was an important part of Keirans's method
               | of stealing Mr. Woods's identity. They will inevitably
               | get lost or destroyed so you have to have some method of
               | bootstrapping someone's identity and Keirans exploited
               | that system through research.
               | 
               | It was designed around a time when it wasn't easy to
               | acquire massive amounts of information about someone so
               | it's not surprising that it starts to come apart a little
               | bit in our digital panopticon.
        
           | ianburrell wrote:
           | He was homeless and likely lost his ID and the papers needed
           | get a new one. Then the identity thief obtained an ID and
           | birth certificate.
           | 
           | Unless you are suggesting that the government take
           | biometrics. Except that wouldn't have helped in this case,
           | cause the identity thief would have shown up with ID and
           | gotten scanned.
        
             | Jolter wrote:
             | The government's failure there is that they issued a faulty
             | ID to the conman, of course.
             | 
             | I think the victim should be entitled to damages from the
             | state for that fault, and also for the false sentence he
             | received.
        
           | EvanAnderson wrote:
           | The responsible party, in the case of the Federal government
           | failing to provide a national ID, is the contingent American
           | citizens who are rabidly against the idea of national ID.
        
           | balderdash wrote:
           | I mean it's pretty easy to get, probably less so if you have
           | mental issues
        
             | Jolter wrote:
             | Yes, the government ID being _easy_ to get is precisely the
             | problem in this scenario.
        
       | croes wrote:
       | Previous discussion about that case from 10 month ago
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39938005
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Thanks! Macroexpanded:
         | 
         |  _Former University of Iowa hospital employee used fake
         | identity for 35 years_ -
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39938005 - April 2024 (377
         | comments)
        
       | gunian wrote:
       | anyone know why the guy couldn't use his own identity?
       | 
       | when i first saw this i thought maybe it was immigration etc but
       | seemed like both are americans of european descent the US is
       | usually amenable
        
         | rtkwe wrote:
         | > Mr. Woods was held without bail on charges that he had
         | illegally tried to gain access to bank accounts that Mr.
         | Keirans had opened in Mr. Woods's name.
         | 
         | Then
         | 
         | > Prosecutors in Los Angeles asked the judge to order Mr. Woods
         | not to use his name.
         | 
         | because as far as the court and the prosecutors had deigned to
         | investigate Mr. Woods was in fact the identity thief.
        
         | neaden wrote:
         | When Keirans first stole the identity in the 80s he bought a
         | car with bad checks and got a job at a fast food place. Keirans
         | had already had a run in with the law for car theft so working
         | under a false name made some sense. From then on it seems like
         | it just snowballed.
        
       | mkl wrote:
       | https://archive.ph/QZzLG
        
       | michael1999 wrote:
       | I wish the times would just call this "identity fraud" instead of
       | "theft". That mindset of "theft" creates a reverse-onus, while
       | "identity fraud" makes it clear who should bear the risk.
        
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