[HN Gopher] My Cat Mii
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       My Cat Mii
        
       Author : lermontov
       Score  : 263 points
       Date   : 2025-01-27 20:15 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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       | ixtli wrote:
       | This is a fabulous example of Japanese storytelling and the
       | translation is rather good, too :)
        
         | gyomu wrote:
         | Yes, it's interesting how different cultures have such
         | different ways of telling stories (although sometimes that gets
         | a bit muddied with the massive cross pollination between global
         | media).
         | 
         | I once encountered this diagram comparing cultural thought
         | patterns in a Japanese textbook, it comes to my mind regularly
         | https://jellypictu.re/p/8dd73d2c
        
           | anigbrowl wrote:
           | I would greatly appreciate if you could share the name of the
           | textbook in question. I found the work it cites and am
           | interested to know how others perceive it.
           | 
           | https://www.colby.edu/wp-
           | content/uploads/2024/10/Kaplan_CR_1...
        
             | gyomu wrote:
             | Oh nice find! I took this picture of the textbook over a
             | decade ago when a friend showed it to me, so I really can't
             | help you with that though.
        
               | anigbrowl wrote:
               | Thanks anyhow!
        
             | kjellsbells wrote:
             | Its possible that the Japanese text book is a translation
             | of Purves (see below) or just an excerpt.
             | 
             | FYI For other readers...on researchgate I found the same
             | picture, and the paper that embedded the pic cited it as:
             | 
             | Kaplan, R. B. (1972). Contrastive rhetoric and second
             | language learning: Notes toward a theory of contrastive
             | rhetoric. In A. C. Purves (Ed.), Writing across languages
             | and cultures: Issues in contrastive rhetoric (pp. 257-304).
             | Newbury Park, CA: Sage
             | 
             | The paper on Researchgate was at this URL:
             | 
             | https://www.researchgate.net/publication/354859830_Involvin
             | g...
             | 
             | (I found it by googling for some of the words in the
             | pictureand adding "1970s", since I had a feeling that the
             | terms used were rather old fashioned, even if strictly
             | accurate in a dictionary sense (like "Oriental"). And
             | modern academia doesnt pay as much attention to Russia as
             | it once did, but the author called it out.)
             | 
             | And of course, if you Google for, say,
             | 
             | Wen Hua De Si Kao patan kaplan
             | 
             | (Cultural thought patterns kaplan)
             | 
             | Youll get a lot of japanese language books and articles
             | that use this picture. I didnt check to see if any were the
             | one whose photo was posted.
        
               | anigbrowl wrote:
               | Thanks. I went down an interesting rabbithole of
               | contrasting rhetoric yesterday evening.
        
           | SamBam wrote:
           | Is the suggestion that an English story is told from Point A
           | to Point B, while the other cultures meander in various ways?
           | 
           | This seems confusing to me, as a regular reader of short
           | stories and personal histories and other things in English
           | that, actually, sound very much like this personal history
           | here.
        
             | ixtli wrote:
             | its interesting to me that that is the way the discussion
             | turned but its not what i originally meant. there were just
             | qualities to this story that are hallmarks of great modern
             | japanese short and long form lit. for example:
             | 
             | - referring to characters by single letters (c.f.: K in
             | Kokoro)
             | 
             | - romantic descriptions of nature as the meat of the work
             | that ties the actual plot together (... basically all
             | japanese lit since ooku no hosomichi in the 9th century)
             | 
             | - anthropomorphism of nature like the wind talking (c.f.:
             | the sound of the mountain)
             | 
             | - a pervasive sense of nostalgia, especially when telling a
             | story by way of the places one has lived in their early
             | adulthood ( again basically all "slice of life" lit and tv
             | )
        
               | SamBam wrote:
               | Thank you, that makes a lot of sense.
        
       | delusional wrote:
       | What a beautiful story. Thanks for bringing me out of the High
       | Tech/AI anxiety loop with just a nice human story of beauty and a
       | cat :)
        
       | qmarchi wrote:
       | This is an pre-publishing excerpt from "Mornings Without Mii",
       | coming out on the 25th.
       | 
       | https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780374614782/morningswithout...
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | And that book is a translation of the 1999 Japanese
         | minoinaiZhao .
        
       | telesilla wrote:
       | Lovely lovely story. I'll look for the book, and as _delusional_
       | says, an unexpected charmer to break up a day of tech think.
        
       | sho_hn wrote:
       | Ha, I know just the nerdy factoid to trot out to legitimize the
       | frontpage placement. Brace:
       | 
       | These little cat-human conversation pieces embedded within remind
       | me enormously of the telepathic conversations in Alfred Bester's
       | mighty genre classic _The Demolished Man_ and their special
       | typesetting.
       | 
       | https://speculativerhetoric.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads...
       | 
       | https://universesofthemind.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/wp...
        
         | anigbrowl wrote:
         | Also employed in _The Stars My Destination_. Criminally
         | underappreciated writer.
        
           | 4sak3n wrote:
           | Is he really criminally underrated if My Stars the
           | Destination features in just about every "best scifi books"
           | list I've ever read? Maybe not as high up as it deserves on
           | those lists but that's hardly criminal underappreciation
        
             | 4sak3n wrote:
             | The Stars My Destination ... how did I mess that up?
        
             | anigbrowl wrote:
             | Sure, but it's pretty rare to see people talk much about
             | Bester compared to other SF novelists. Also astonishing to
             | me that none of his work has ever been made into a film
             | that I'm aware of. Same with Jack Vance.
        
       | carabiner wrote:
       | lil baby
        
       | codr7 wrote:
       | Animals are amazing, something to hold onto and keep us sane in
       | the coming storm.
        
       | picafrost wrote:
       | Reads like a warm breeze.
       | 
       | The bonds we forge with other animals can bring another source of
       | durable meaning to our lives. Even a brief show of trust from an
       | animal while present in their environment can create a memory
       | that lasts forever.
       | 
       | One of the more pleasant aspects of being human.
        
         | jeffrallen wrote:
         | I talk with my cat, and the conversation is so fluid that my 5
         | year old son asked, "Dad, when did you learn to speak cat?" He
         | is multilingual, so I guess he was wondering when he would have
         | "Cat speak" at school or whatever.
         | 
         | I told him I pretend what I think the cat is saying, which
         | seemed a bit if a let down to both of us. But ever since, I
         | realize it's not so much pretending, we really do converse, and
         | it's a pleasure.
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | lmao I think this is cat/human interactions for sure; that
           | said, it's easy to assume cats only talk in simple terms,
           | like food or complaining about food.
        
           | mavamaarten wrote:
           | My first cat (who just magically arrived in our garden) is
           | only 5 years with us. But it's so cool how you learn to read
           | their body language and noises/sounds so quickly and so well.
           | 
           | I remember, before I had a cat, that cats could be so
           | unpredictable. A good friend of mine had a cat that loved to
           | be pet, but could claw you a millisecond later. Now, after
           | owning one, I can read their faces, ears, tail and other
           | cues. I'm sure I could have read that cat better now.
           | 
           | I converse with mine too. He replies with a positive prrr or
           | yell if he agrees. If he's not interested in what I'm
           | offering, he will look disinterested. I love him to bits.
        
       | yapyap wrote:
       | Not gonna lie, when I clicked the link I was expecting a tutorial
       | on how to make a cat Mii on the Wii.
       | 
       | Can't say I was disappointed after I reset my expectations
       | though.
        
         | locao wrote:
         | "What can possibly be said about Miis these days?".
         | 
         | Turns out I was pleasantly wrong.
        
       | frmfrm wrote:
       | The full book is a fantastic read, yet beware that it takes some
       | quite dark turns describing the author's depression at length and
       | it includes some scatological depictions of animal suffering.
       | It's ultimately a tale about grief and so it's peculiar that the
       | cover design gives the impression it's a cute, feel-good story.
        
       | Dansvidania wrote:
       | my ex girlfriend found a similarly 'lost kitten' 4 years ago, she
       | gave him a similarly silly name "Pufu". I am allergic to cats, so
       | I was not into it.
       | 
       | we did not work out and she took him with her when she left.
       | 
       | I miss that little bastard so much.
        
         | locao wrote:
         | > I miss that little bastard so much.
         | 
         | What about the cat?
        
         | veunes wrote:
         | Pets can burrow into your heart even when you're not expecting
         | it
        
       | bentobean wrote:
       | My wife and I brought two kittens into our lives 16 years ago.
       | The bonds that we forged with those animals were deep. We had to
       | walk one out of our lives in November due to advanced kidney
       | disease. A couple weeks after that, the other one decided that
       | her time had also arrived.
       | 
       | I'm not ashamed to say that I miss them dearly. I weep from time
       | to time. It's like losing a limb. I can't imagine ever putting
       | myself through that again.
        
         | randycupertino wrote:
         | eies bright,
         | 
         | clacws shacrp,
         | 
         | tacil held high.
         | 
         | go ceenli into the mist, old wacrriorr.
         | 
         | faclhacllac wacits for iou.
         | 
         | Eyes bright,
         | 
         | claws sharp,
         | 
         | tail held high.
         | 
         | Go keenly into the mist, old warrior.
         | 
         | Valhalla waits for you.
        
           | jjtheblunt wrote:
           | You wrote english in the elder futhark, tediously or with
           | some letter by letter translation tool?
        
             | BizarroLand wrote:
             | Looks like this is a bit of a rabbit hole.
             | 
             | https://wetnosespetsitting.com/coping-with-the-loss-of-a-
             | pet...
             | 
             | Has a copy of this, but it was attributed to a reddit post
             | 
             | https://old.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/hmyago/rest_in_peace
             | _...
             | 
             | But the runes were not on that post.
             | 
             | Searching the runes (which kind of sounds badass) led to
             | 
             | https://imgur.com/gallery/rest-easy-boy-4OYHNTn from May,
             | 2022 https://www.instagram.com/kaitbernhardt/p/CUvyLLEMaNN/
             | from October 2021
             | 
             | But the trail seems to go cold there. The lore seems to
             | suggest that it originated on Reddit but it probably got
             | lost in the purge when Reddit exiled non-official clients.
        
             | fsckboy wrote:
             | Are the runes used on the common /r/cats copy pasta
             | accurate?
             | 
             | https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/kfeq3m/
             | a...
             | 
             | TLDR: Yes
             | 
             | Does anyone know what kind of runes these are? I mean, I
             | know they're norse, but are there different kinds of norse
             | runes? I've had hard time figuring that out. Furthermore,
             | are the runes accurate to the English translation below?
             | 
             | yes, the runes and the translation seem to match.
             | 
             | runes were not only used for norse. english also used runes
             | before the latin alphabet arrived
        
               | jjtheblunt wrote:
               | My Germanic Linguistics teacher in undergrad and grad
               | school was really interesting; this book considers many
               | things you just asked above.
               | 
               | Elmer Antonsen, A Concise Grammar of the Older Runic
               | Inscriptions
               | 
               | https://a.co/d/eTV2tFs
        
         | veunes wrote:
         | I haven't lost any pets yet in my conscious age. I'm so scared
         | because I know how much pain it will be for me
        
           | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
           | It sucks, but it is worth it, to have them in our lives. I
           | have had pets throughout my life. The only one I don't miss,
           | is a psychotic parrot, from my early childhood (given how
           | long they live, it may still be kicking around, biting
           | people's ears off). Our cat (a marmalade tom) is like a
           | member of the family. We lost his brother, a few years ago,
           | and that was rough. I do recommend getting rescues, over
           | breeder animals. I feel it is better for the soul.
           | 
           | I have a friend who is in his mid-sixties, and delayed
           | getting a dog, until he figured it would outlive him, as he
           | hates the pain of loss.
           | 
           | Not sure I'd want to do that, myself. I have seen what
           | happens to pets, when their owners pass. In a lot of cases,
           | they end up in kill shelters.
           | 
           | https://theonion.com/we-gave-rex-to-a-nice-farm-family-vs-
           | th...
        
           | dhosek wrote:
           | I found it a bit odd when I got a dog that I was struck with
           | an instantaneous grief shortly after getting it as I
           | considered the fact that I would almost certainly see it
           | die.1 Oddly, this has never happened with the many cats I've
           | had although I have always grieved their deaths when they
           | happened.
           | 
           | [?]
           | 
           | 1. The alternative, of course, being that I would die first.
        
       | DiggyJohnson wrote:
       | I genuinely recommend a pet, especially a cat, to any depressed
       | person reading this comment with even just a modicum of income.
       | It's the perfect amount of responsibility and payoff, to put it
       | in terms a robot could understand. It's very hard to fuck up so
       | badly to cause permanent injury or death, and most unadopted cats
       | live lives much worse than you at your worst. Take the risk,
       | adopt, fix, and grow.
        
         | veunes wrote:
         | Plus, the act of caring for another living being can sometimes
         | make it easier to start caring for yourself.
        
         | navigate8310 wrote:
         | This tantamount of "using" a pet to improve your life than
         | genuinely care for them. What could happen is once you improve
         | your life, you may slowly start detaching from it and throw
         | out. That special bond may not form, if you only buy/adopt
         | because you are depressed.
        
           | postexitus wrote:
           | Never happens with a cat. Maybe with a dog because they have
           | so much higher upkeep.
        
           | bayindirh wrote:
           | In that case, you're not using an animal to improve your
           | life. At most, you're forcing yourself to look a bit outwards
           | and focus your energy on an animal, in other ways put strain
           | on yourself.
           | 
           | Most pets love you unconditionally back, as long as you don't
           | abuse & neglect them knowingly. They will look after you and
           | motivate you to continue having this feeling by looking after
           | yourself, too.
           | 
           | Losing a loved pet can leave a scar which can last a life
           | time. I still miss my pet bird, which lived for more than a
           | decade, and died peacefully, and brought limitless joy to
           | everyone in the family, by loving, demanding attention and
           | trolling us.
           | 
           | Animals may _look_ simpler than us, but almost all of them
           | know the language of love and care way better than us.
        
           | DiggyJohnson wrote:
           | I cannot possibly imagine how you think what I said is
           | tantamount to that. That's crazy.
        
         | UnreachableCode wrote:
         | My neighbour got a dog but they do not look after it. Please
         | only get a pet if you plan to give it love. Leaving it at the
         | house all day while you work and not taking it for walks is
         | completely unfair on the animal, and they (and everyone in our
         | building) suffer because of it.
        
           | dhosek wrote:
           | That said, especially for introverts, a dog can be a magical
           | thing. Proper care _requires_ daily walks and dogs are, by
           | nature, gregarious. Some breeds will attract other people
           | without effort (I had a beagle and had I known how appealing
           | they were to other people, I would have gotten one when I was
           | a lonely single man). Walking a dog daily means you get daily
           | exercise and daily socialization.
        
         | dspillett wrote:
         | _> I genuinely recommend a pet, especially a cat, to any
         | depressed person reading this comment_
         | 
         | I can second that, my first boss (excluding family cats before
         | I went to Uni and later had my own place) helped me through
         | some bad spots1 by just existing and being pleased to see me.
         | On days I would otherwise have hibernated, getting up to make
         | sure she had breakfast and a clean tray meant I was up and that
         | made doing something with the day for myself much easier. She
         | was one of my key constants through the ups & downs. And after
         | a bad day at work, being purred at is wonderful, as was just
         | playing around with a thing-on-a-string for her entertainment.
         | I went a bit odd(er) during the covid lockdowns, I would have
         | no doubt dealt even worse with the "stir-crazy" thing without
         | her company.
         | 
         |  _> with even just a modicum of income._
         | 
         | Though if you only have "a modicum", I strongly recommend pet
         | insurance.
         | 
         | Gayle was taken two years ago, after ~12.5 years as my boss, by
         | an aggressive case of lymphoma. The diagnosis and treatment for
         | that2 cost a goodly chunk of money. I was in a position to
         | handle that financial hit without worry, but someone working
         | minimum wage with few savings would have had little choice but
         | to euthanise considerably sooner to avoid a drawn-out painful
         | end without actually properly knowing what was wrong.
         | 
         | A couple of months after Gayle, I adopted an elderly pair (10
         | years each) from a local rescue. I wasn't quite ready, but the
         | heartstrings were pulled as they'd been there for months with
         | no interest because of their age and how shy they were, they
         | didn't do well in the rescue & foster environments. Max (the
         | shyest of the two) took quite some time to properly settle in
         | and feel safe, but has since become a most affectionate
         | companion (I am sometimes headbutted & massaged to within an
         | inch of my life!). He unfortunately has developed a minor heart
         | condition and had a little trouble with his waterworks3, again
         | nothing that I can't afford to deal with but that someone
         | living closer to their means might struggle to manage.
         | 
         | ----
         | 
         | [1] FYI: I am <checks official bit of paper> "prone to bouts of
         | bipolar behavioural activity" and have been suffered from burn
         | out.
         | 
         | [2] Palliative care was the only practical option really, the
         | prognosis was such that anything else would likely have had
         | little effect on the outcome and would have just served reduced
         | her QoL in her final months due to vet stress and side effects.
         | 
         | [3] neither uncommon in older males, cats and humans alike!
        
         | ArnoVW wrote:
         | Good advice.
         | 
         | I'll just add the little asterisk: be aware that the more a pet
         | is "pure race" the more they will suffer from in-breading
         | issues.
         | 
         | Expensive instagrammable cats generally come with expensive
         | doctor bills.
        
           | Loughla wrote:
           | Purebred dogs are nothing but veterinary bills. Cats slightly
           | less so, but still far worse than a mixed breed.
           | 
           | The best pets I've ever had have been brown dog and orange
           | cat breed.
        
           | ycombinatrix wrote:
           | >in-breading issues
           | 
           | sandwich style
        
         | incanus77 wrote:
         | I would agree, but with a caveat, especially with a cat: be
         | prepared for a long haul, and possibly not what you expected. I
         | got a cat when I was 23 and single, and after a couple years
         | (and marriage) she got a seizure disorder that required twice-
         | daily medicine. She lived for 17 years. She was an
         | extraordinary companion, but if you had told me that I would
         | turn 40 before she passed, and would move her through five
         | states, I would have never believed you. My wife passed, then
         | one year to the day, that cat passed. So aside from the
         | obvious, I wouldn't trade the experience with her for anything.
        
           | michaelbarton wrote:
           | Very sorry for your loss. I imagine that you were glad to
           | have your cat for that one more year.
        
         | sneak wrote:
         | One of the costs, if you are childfree, is that you now go from
         | zero dependents to non-zero dependents. This cuts off a lot of
         | options in life: your remote job can no longer be done from
         | Japan for two months in the summer or an island in Thailand for
         | a quarter in the winter.
         | 
         | There is a huge value to being able to travel for long periods
         | on short notice in the first half of one's life. A pet
         | mostly/usually prevents that.
        
         | cityofdelusion wrote:
         | I recommend more than a modicum of income to be actually
         | responsible. I've had a dozen or so mixed breed cats in my life
         | to date. Cancer, diabetes, kidney failure, liver failure,
         | dementia, and FIP have claimed about half of them, with huge
         | medical bills to match. A cat on the street usually dies
         | violently and suddenly, but when you take one in, that includes
         | caring for it in old age too. Cats (and no living animal) is
         | fire-and-forget pet ownership.
        
           | stronglikedan wrote:
           | Cancer, diabetes, kidney failure, liver failure, dementia,
           | and FIP would all kill a cat on the street, too. It's not
           | irresponsible to give them a sudden, _non_ violent death in
           | these cases. It could be argued that spending a lot of money
           | just to keep them alive is selfish. I can give a cat a better
           | life than it would have on the street using a modicum of
           | income, and responsibly _not_ spend a lot of money just to
           | let them suffer should the reaper come knocking.
        
             | xp84 wrote:
             | It's certainly a polarizing idea I think, but I could never
             | be convinced to start investing thousands of dollars or a
             | huge amount of time into keeping a very sick animal alive.
             | I appreciate and respect the kind hearts of those who
             | would, but I'd force myself to say goodbye.
             | 
             | My only pet, a cat whom I adopted as unexpectedly as Mii
             | was adopted, very mysteriously ran away (super out of
             | character, she was a happily indoor-only cat) when she was
             | 13 but before her health had become a severe impediment or
             | cost. I missed her terribly and still do, but I admit that
             | it was a great blessing to not have been forced to make
             | such a decision. My hope is that she sensed she was dying
             | and some wild part of her deeply wished to be in nature
             | again and in solitude for that experience.
        
       | veunes wrote:
       | That was beautiful. How a single night, a breeze, a cry in the
       | dark can change a life. The smallest moments (ones we don't plan
       | for) can shape our entire world.
        
       | veunes wrote:
       | When I was younger, a little cat appeared on our doorstep. We
       | named him Pew. He's already 16 years old and has been with me
       | throughout my childhood and adolescence - my whole life. Although
       | he recognized my father as his owner, he is still very much a
       | part of mine. When I started living alone, I adopted another ball
       | of happiness from a shelter. I named her Gadget. I love her
       | insanely, and she loves me back.
        
       | cons0le wrote:
       | With all the AI nonsense , we've lost track of how good skilled
       | human translators can be. The writing is great, but the
       | translation is masterful
        
       | drewg123 wrote:
       | My wife volunteers for a no-kill cat shelter. One night a literal
       | basket of kittens was found on their doorstep. The shelter was
       | already well over capacity, so we became foster "parents" for
       | them. The runt of the litter (whom the shelter had named
       | "Chrome") was terrified and cried constantly. After a week or
       | two, she bonded with my wife, and would cry whenever she was not
       | around, and wanted nothing to do with me. I recall one time when
       | she escaped their play-pen when I was home alone, and clawed the
       | skin off my hand when I had to pick her up and put her back,
       | hissing and crying.
       | 
       | After a month or two, space in the shelter opened up. All her
       | siblings were quickly adopted, but her fearful, shy nature meant
       | she was left behind. So she became our first "foster fail" and we
       | adopted her.
       | 
       | She now likes me just fine (though still not as much as my wife).
       | What I love about her is that she's the perfect work companion.
       | She likes to sit next to me on the couch when I'm working, and
       | puts her paws and/or head in the crook of my arm (unlike our
       | other cat, who seems jealous of my laptop and does his best to
       | prevent me from working).
        
       | ChadMoran wrote:
       | I got a cat when I didn't know how much I needed him. He brought
       | structure and joy to my life in a way that really turned it
       | around.
       | 
       | Unfortunately, two years ago he was diagnosed with FeLV+ even
       | though he was an indoor only cat. Today we're having an at-home
       | quality of life consultation as I suspect we'll have to put him
       | to rest in the coming days.
       | 
       | Outside of beating myself up from not doing more for something
       | that is preventable I gave him the very best care both in terms
       | of medical and supportive.
       | 
       | Having this little guy for almost half of my life changed it in
       | such a positive way I support anyone thinking about getitng a
       | cat.
        
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